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Just a year after the hotly anticipated release of the iPhone 7, Apple came forward yesterday to reveal the bold new iPhone X. Hours later, the Internet buried it under a concrete slab of memes. Isn't that what we do best?
The sleek, all-screen device is being lauded by tech blogs for its seemingly groundbreaking features - most notably advanced facial recognition software, which will act as the phone's security in lieu of passwords, and allow users to turn themselves into animated emoji. Those same innovations, however, have turned out to be exactly what people on Twitter are having a field day over, as well as the phone's exorbitant price of $999.
These iPhone X jokes are pure gold, and you have to keep scrolling until you've seen them all. You're either going to be rolling on the floor laughing at everything Apple-related, or discreetly heading to their website to grab your own 'X' by the end.
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Anna Brandigi 8 years ago
who would pay $400 extra to send moving emojis besides a Saudi prince or that guy who proposed with 99 iphones
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Branislava Simić 8 years ago
Why the hell would anyone want to unlock their phone with their face?! laughing crying emoji...
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Giuliano Di Staulo 7 years ago
Me when they announced the price: ASCENDED… into a deeper sleep
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Enomfon Asuquo 8 years ago
This is honestly true, they're going to lose a lot of money with the iphone 8
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HauntedForests 8 years ago
Th reason for that is because 9 isn't here anymore. The cannibal 7 ate it.
Vlad Horobet 8 years ago
They are having the 10 years anniversary since they launched the first iPhone, so from there the X (10 in roman numbers)
Ruth Meszaros 8 years ago
Yeah, what's with this weird way ot naming stuff? I have an iPad that was The New iPad, so I never know which one it is on a list for trading in, etc.
Ben Bokser 8 years ago
I read somewhere that the reason there is no Windows 9 is because Windows programs might confuse it for windows 9_ (95 and 98).
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Phil The Computer 8 years ago
Yeah tbh I kinda wonder how people with hijabs will open their phone
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Phil The Computer 8 years ago
Actually I can understand how some people don't understand this lmao lit 😂
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BREAK YOUr perceptions 8 years ago
apple and their crazes i just don't get. you are over paying for older technology that doesn't even do anything new or interesting. literally its all been done before and there are apps already out FOR FREE. and apple does everything they can to make sure no one but them can fix your devices. its disgustingly greedy.
Twilight2tron 8 years ago
The note 8 was shown to have very difficult teardown, no different than Apple. Yeah yeah yeah androids done it all before, then why are their best phones with more ram etc not hitting the benchmarks single and multi core of iPhones? I'd rather be able to get the next 5 major updates the day they come out than be part of OS where about 13% of total users are on the current OS.
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Verner Carlberg 8 years ago
My niece: "Dad, if you're thinking about getting me an iPhone X for Christmas, then don't. I would rather you saved the money so that I can go on holiday to Hungary next summer with my friends. My Brother: I wasn't thinking about buying you a new iPhone. But if you need to get away next summer, and can't pay for it yourself, then I can probably arrange for you to go camping with your grandparents.
Zori the degu 8 years ago
Too modern, perhaps. Many people don't seem to be happy about it. Anyway, why buying something so costly, just stick to your old model. In a few years the "amazing" IPhoneX would become old - fashioned and everyone would be able to afford it. But then, it would be no longer "cool", am I right?
Marc Elliott 8 years ago
Too modern? They're putting in features that are 2-5 years old now and charging a premium. Like, say, wireless charging - HTC first introduced that 5 years ago. Not to say it's probably very nice hardware, but it's hardly innovative.
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Mohammad hassan 6 years ago
This is nice article. Thanks for sharing this information. https://uaetechnician.ae/iphone-x-price-in-uae
Kaleb O. 7 years ago
Hmmm.... Apple says 'Look, we invented facial recognition', and Android phones are like 'Facial recognition, you mean that thing we invented 10 years ago?' . Apple says 'Look, we removed the home button and made the screen bigger' android phones say 'Yeah, we had that before you even existed.' Apple says 'Hey we have a glass back now' android says 'No, you had that with the iphone 4, and it broke a lot, causing you to get more money.'
Travis Kwan 8 years ago
The new iPhone looks ridiculous, to be honest. When I read the pathos in every other article about it, I can't help but cringe. Being made out of glass and having ll kinds of identifying hardware, the only thing it's missing is being shaped like a penis and having an a**l probe feature. https://software.informer.com/Stories/iphone-x-no-boundaries-just-screen.html Honestly, this thing is ridiculously Orwellian. Fingerprint scanner, face ID... what next, saliva samples and DNA tests? This thing looks more convoluted that mac's parental controls. https://macdownload.informer.com/Mac-Stories/set-mac-under-parental-control.html But I guess that's to be expected. When large corporations want control, they have it, because they control the product.
Twilight2tron 8 years ago
Funny how everyone's so concerned about the cost of an item they'll use multiple times daily. Comes out to like $50/mo. Even crazier is androids top phones are almost same exact cost. Note 8 $960 plus tax plus 256gb microsd card, it's really that much cheaper? I can't understand why people will drop 4x for Classic Game emulator systems that they could put on their computers for free but balk at a price increase on a phone that is switching from an LCD screen to Samsung OLED. IPhone 7 Plus 256gb last year to iPhone 8 plus 256gb this year is same exact cost.
Eric Soulliage 8 years ago
so happy i raised my daughter on linux and android ... and at 11 she codes python !!
Matthew Smith 8 years ago
NO way in hell this article will appear in the DAILY MAIL.... they are apple a**e kissers
Richard Petch 8 years ago
It's a bloody phone use it as a phone and buy one for less than $20.
Andy Popov 8 years ago
My congrats to all Apple Engineers with the scientific success! But I see the people are not ready to pay the cosmic price for this new children's entertainment-ha-ha-ha!
Captain Planet 8 years ago
You know what would be funny? If instead of saying Iphone X starts at price xx. They would say iIphone X ends at $2500 lol
Lidee Moril 8 years ago
Well quality comes with a price. And although this is a bit too much, Apple still equals quality like no others. Just like Airbus planes are better than Boeing planes and Coke beats Pepsi by hunderds of miles....
Halle Weiseman 8 years ago
That's a photshopped image where they put the same face on everyone.
Load More Replies... BREAK YOUr perceptions 8 years ago
apple and their crazes i just don't get. you are over paying for older technology that doesn't even do anything new or interesting. literally its all been done before and there are apps already out FOR FREE. and apple does everything they can to make sure no one but them can fix your devices. its disgustingly greedy.
Twilight2tron 8 years ago
The note 8 was shown to have very difficult teardown, no different than Apple. Yeah yeah yeah androids done it all before, then why are their best phones with more ram etc not hitting the benchmarks single and multi core of iPhones? I'd rather be able to get the next 5 major updates the day they come out than be part of OS where about 13% of total users are on the current OS.
Load More Replies... Verner Carlberg 8 years ago
My niece: "Dad, if you're thinking about getting me an iPhone X for Christmas, then don't. I would rather you saved the money so that I can go on holiday to Hungary next summer with my friends. My Brother: I wasn't thinking about buying you a new iPhone. But if you need to get away next summer, and can't pay for it yourself, then I can probably arrange for you to go camping with your grandparents.
Zori the degu 8 years ago
Too modern, perhaps. Many people don't seem to be happy about it. Anyway, why buying something so costly, just stick to your old model. In a few years the "amazing" IPhoneX would become old - fashioned and everyone would be able to afford it. But then, it would be no longer "cool", am I right?
Marc Elliott 8 years ago
Too modern? They're putting in features that are 2-5 years old now and charging a premium. Like, say, wireless charging - HTC first introduced that 5 years ago. Not to say it's probably very nice hardware, but it's hardly innovative.
Load More Replies... Mohammad hassan 6 years ago
This is nice article. Thanks for sharing this information. https://uaetechnician.ae/iphone-x-price-in-uae
Kaleb O. 7 years ago
Hmmm.... Apple says 'Look, we invented facial recognition', and Android phones are like 'Facial recognition, you mean that thing we invented 10 years ago?' . Apple says 'Look, we removed the home button and made the screen bigger' android phones say 'Yeah, we had that before you even existed.' Apple says 'Hey we have a glass back now' android says 'No, you had that with the iphone 4, and it broke a lot, causing you to get more money.'
Travis Kwan 8 years ago
The new iPhone looks ridiculous, to be honest. When I read the pathos in every other article about it, I can't help but cringe. Being made out of glass and having ll kinds of identifying hardware, the only thing it's missing is being shaped like a penis and having an a**l probe feature. https://software.informer.com/Stories/iphone-x-no-boundaries-just-screen.html Honestly, this thing is ridiculously Orwellian. Fingerprint scanner, face ID... what next, saliva samples and DNA tests? This thing looks more convoluted that mac's parental controls. https://macdownload.informer.com/Mac-Stories/set-mac-under-parental-control.html But I guess that's to be expected. When large corporations want control, they have it, because they control the product.
Twilight2tron 8 years ago
Funny how everyone's so concerned about the cost of an item they'll use multiple times daily. Comes out to like $50/mo. Even crazier is androids top phones are almost same exact cost. Note 8 $960 plus tax plus 256gb microsd card, it's really that much cheaper? I can't understand why people will drop 4x for Classic Game emulator systems that they could put on their computers for free but balk at a price increase on a phone that is switching from an LCD screen to Samsung OLED. IPhone 7 Plus 256gb last year to iPhone 8 plus 256gb this year is same exact cost.
Eric Soulliage 8 years ago
so happy i raised my daughter on linux and android ... and at 11 she codes python !!
Matthew Smith 8 years ago
NO way in hell this article will appear in the DAILY MAIL.... they are apple a**e kissers
Richard Petch 8 years ago
It's a bloody phone use it as a phone and buy one for less than $20.
Andy Popov 8 years ago
My congrats to all Apple Engineers with the scientific success! But I see the people are not ready to pay the cosmic price for this new children's entertainment-ha-ha-ha!
Captain Planet 8 years ago
You know what would be funny? If instead of saying Iphone X starts at price xx. They would say iIphone X ends at $2500 lol
Lidee Moril 8 years ago
Well quality comes with a price. And although this is a bit too much, Apple still equals quality like no others. Just like Airbus planes are better than Boeing planes and Coke beats Pepsi by hunderds of miles....
Halle Weiseman 8 years ago
That's a photshopped image where they put the same face on everyone.
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