An obstetrician-gynecologist, or OBGYN, has expertise in female reproductive health, pregnancy, and childbirth. And since there are quite a few folks who lack common knowledge in these areas, they are being asked every question in the book. And then some. Luckily, though, they also seem to have a good sense of humor to get them through it. This ‘pregnancy FAQ’ from a particularly sarcastic OB, for example, showcases how one might respond to the things they hear far too often. Before giving a legit answer, of course. The sign with these pearls of wisdom was shared on Reddit’s Baby Bumps thread by a user named YellowWoodenTable, whose legendary OB had it posted on their office wall. Whoever this genius is, they seem like the kind of person you’d trust with your intimate affairs.

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Randy Dhuyvetter
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1 year ago

Says who?

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Foxxy
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1 year ago

Never lol. Having children changes you doesn’t necessarily mean for the better or the worst. That is all based on perspective.

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Foxxy
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1 year ago (edited)

There is something wrong with that childbirth instructor if she thinks childbirth is just a bit of pressure lol. She is selling lies. Also what the hell is a childbirth instructor lol. Not very often does childbirth go to plan, it is pretty unpredictable. That is why I think birth plans are a waste of time, you are more likely to be disappointed if it doesn’t go the way you hope. If you can handle the possible dissapointment then by all means do a birth plan but I personally wouldn’t recommend it.

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Luis Milian
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1 year ago

100% reliable...

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Foxxy
Community Member
1 year ago

Although in today’s financial climate it would more likely be around middle age when they move out lol.

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That Fat Mouse
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1 year ago

the child...?

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Foxxy
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1 year ago

Give her everything she wants and just reply “yes dear” to everything she says lol. Better to be safe than sorry.

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Nicole Demetriou
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1 year ago

This. This is the best one. You put it in there, you're sure as hell going to be there when it comes out!

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Herb Eaversmells
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1 year ago

Anyone who has had a,little boy, knows how quick you must be ready to avoid that "shower" when changing his diaper

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That Fat Mouse
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1 year ago

i'm laughing because i'm imagining someone finding out they're pregnant and immediately going, "OH NO I NEED MY EPIDURAL OH DEAR ME"

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