OBGYNs have seen things they will never forget. They’ve been asked every question in the book and have attempted to soothe every possible anxiety. Luckily, though, they also seem to have a good sense of humor. This ‘pregnancy FAQ’ from a particularly sarcastic OB will have you rolling on the floor – unless you’re too pregnant to do that, of course.

The sign was shared on Reddit’s Baby Bumps thread by a user named YellowWoodenTable, whose legendary OB had it posted to their office wall. Whoever this sarcastic genius is, we’d feel completely comfortable trusting them with our intimate affairs.

“Found this at my OB appointment today”

What do you think? Are these answers spot-on? Let us know in the comments!