30 People Who Got Some Of The Most Ridiculous Food Servings In The Restaurant Business (New Pics)
We Want Plates is a community of both regular people and dedicated foodies who are joining their forces to make restaurants serve food on actual plates, not on bits of wood and roof tiles. To do so, they are shaming all the ridiculous food presentations they are receiving online, and their crusade has made them quite famous.
Founded in 2015 by Ross McGinnes, We Want Plates already has 157K followers on Twitter, 100K on Facebook, and 30K on Instagram. However, the biggest unit of their army is located on Reddit — over 650K troops. I think it's safe to say that the growth of the project is a pretty good indication that restaurants should think twice before serving cured meat on a bone or pouring a cocktail into a baby bottle. At least I hope so.
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“Our Environmentally Friendly Tempura Is Made With Sustainable Seafood And Vegetables, Harvested In Ways That Consider The Long-Term Well-Being Of Our Precious Land And Oceans.”“Wonderful! How’s It Served?”“On A Large Polystyrene Block.”
Cocktail Bathtub Complete With Rubber Ducky
“Here’s Your Beef Wellington Starter. Is There Anything Else I Can Get You?”“Tetanus Shot, Please.”
Caesar Salad Or Charlie Brown Christmas Tree?
So a caesar salad is lettuce, 2 crusty pieces of bread and sauce.
"Waiter, I Prefer My Pie To Be At Least 9 Inches Off The Table"
The Chips Come In A Rock
Coz nothing says fancy like 2 chips randomly placed on a rock.
Japan...
This Is A Take Out Dish - Diners Were Instructed To Plate Like This At Home. Part Of A $115 Tasting Menu
Turns Out The Best Plates Are At Arm's Reach
Espresso... To Go
Please Take A Charcuterie And Have A Seat
That's not even too bad with the paper. Weird yes, but looks hygienic.
Yes, I Would Like Your "Mini Corn Dogs On A Ceramic Decorative Pillow" Please
Looks like someone has ripped open the poor pillow, showing its bowel...
Venison Cubes On A Deer Antler (Was Actually Incredible)
Gravy In A Urinal
This? Oh, It's Just An Orthodontic Mould Of The Restaurant-Owner's Mouth From Barcelona
Why
'hot' is one thing that food is not going to be by the time it's served.
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Reminds me of that lady who makes the pasta on the table for her guests
Right? Didn't she poor it on her marble or granite counter?! How does it not stain?
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I’ve seen this before, and it really is a stomach churning mess . The food is cold, coagulated and eventually all tastes exactly the same . All those fingers and hands from different people means this really should be banned
I think the underlying logic is 'yeah but in your stomach it all comes together anyway' which is technically true...
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Customer: Yes, I'd like the macaroni and cheese, but can you please smother it with pepperoni, wing sauce, and you know those little baked bread cylinders that are filled with "pizza flavors?" Employee: Combos? Customer: Yes! I'd like some combos on there also. Ooh, and sprinkle it all with parsley. Employee: Would you like that to go? Customer: I'll just take it all on this counter. Employee: This counter? Customer: Yes. Employee: You got it, boss.
Haute cuisine? Barf? Art? Not sure if we're supposed to eat it, flush it or bid for it in an auction.
What even is that?It looks like pasta with sauce, potato skins (the round brown things), lots of some second sauce, and the brown cylindrical things that look like cardboard. So much food, so little nourishment.
Guessing the round brown things are pepperoni? I can't help you with the cylindrical things.
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I think it's a buffet? You remember, pre-covid...
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What, they pick stuff up off the floor and keep putting it on the buffet table until it is all gone?
It only gets better if they require you to eat out of the trough with your hands behind your back
I hate it when these restaurants just throw together a concoction like this and think it’s the hottest thing/ item that’s been invented
So, Huh ya'll don't know the number to the Department of Health? 🥴🤔😳👀🤷 Ya'll have just lost ya'll's minds bc you let these new new Restaurant Owners convince you to spend your money on Irregular Nasty Slung & Slammed together MESS like this. Back in the Day the only way you consumed food in this manner is a SEAFOOD/CRAWFISH BOIL(&if you haven't partaken of such a Feast then your Soul is 'Hangry'😂😂) and bs like this wouldn't be tolerated. Go ahead. Grub On Folks. Ijs.
When the restaurant is scheduled to open but the dishes haven’t arrived.
That's a prep-area .. NOT a serving in a restaurant .. Enough with the fake or misleading crap .. uggh!!
It's "Whatever Is in the Back of the Fridge Day" at your local high school cafeteria!
There's similar thing like this in Philiphine and Indonesia, but with rice and various side-dishes. Not always, but sometimes during family/traditional party - and only in particular region
Since they knew how the buffet would end, the staff saved themselves quite some trouble.
Do you like pandemics? Because this is how you get pandemics. (Seriously, hundreds of thousands of workers home from around the world and about to return to their host nations ate at feasts like this in Wuhan.)
Repeat After Me, Hub Caps Are Not Plates
Chocolate "Horse Turd" Truffles On A Manure Fork. Just No
My Cocktail Was Caged Because What If It Flies Away
Ah yes, my cocktail flies away pretty often too. I should get a cage like that 9_9
Nachos On A Rusty Bin Lid
Beignets Growing On A Tree
Found On Yelp & Now I Don’t Want To Stay At This Hotel Anymore
What A Time To Be Alive
Full Breakfast In A Jar
Please Stop
My Cocktail Came In A Box
This is the traditional way to drink Sake. Maybe they're going for a fusion thing. It is a silly thing to do for many drinks, but if woodiness is part of the flavour, it's a great option.
Syphon Tower Of Onion Rings
Fish And Chips On Paper
Charcoal Waffle Eggs Benedict On A Shovel In Barcelona
This Is Not How I Want My Biriyani To Be Served!
Charcuterie, Anyone?
“Siri, It’s International Gin And Tonic Day. Show Me The Worst Ways Gin And Tonic Has Ever Been Served.”
Oh I've been here and I was so confused as to why anyone thought putting a glass in a shoe would enhance the experience.
From A Restaurant In Munich, Germany
Blood Pancakes In A Mask...
Because this world needs more trash? It infuriates me that they're throwing away perfectly good masks.
“Chef, I’ve Defrosted The Freezer And Put Out The Recycling.”“That’s It!”“Chef?”“I’ve Had An Idea For The Red Bull Sorbet.”
Served In An Ashtray
"Would You Like Some Bread While You Wait?""I'm Forty-Eight Years Old."
Nothing Says Love Like This Hogs And Kisses Bouquet!
I prefer food to cut flowers. I also prefer plants and flowers in a pot that will last longer with proper care.
Parsnip, Sprout And Swede Wellington, Served On An Afro Comb. As You Do
“Sausage And Mash, Please.”“Pint?”“Just A Half, I’m Driving.”
At A 2 Michelin Starred Restaurant
This Pizza Being Served On A Slice Of Tree
Whats Up With All Of This Food On Your Hand Trend?
My Friend Sent This To Put On Reddit, Located In Indonesia
Eat From Hollowed Out Wood
Served On A Moose Antler
Jimmy Mac's Campfire Chicken Sandwich On A Hubcap. Complimentary Chefs Hair Under The Chicken
I Didn’t Get A Plate But At Least My Steak Will Be Vaccinated
Casual Shovel Dinner
Found This Gem On Facebook
This is definitely smarter than most of the others. Using glass bottles that otherwise will be thrown out to landfill. Some companies clean and reshaped glass bottles to be used as plates, drinking glass or coaster (one of them is instagram.com/ffrash_designs > they're now closed tho).
Technically There Is A Plate...
Excuse me sir I don’t have a napkin. It’s right there. Here? Yeah there. You mean the napkin with a piece of food already sitting on it? Yes. Heard.
Restaurant In My Area Serving Food In Lunch Boxes
My Seaweed Salad Is Apparently A Cocktail Now
Cocktails In The Wild... Manhattan Served On A Rock With A Side Of Dirt And Pine Cone
Three Small Plates Pls
Want A Fishbowl Cocktail But Still Remain Classy? I Present To You, Suitcasebowl
The "suitcase" is probably filled with ice to keep it at the proper serving temperature, which is why it's in a steam table pan.
Fancy Chicken Tendies
How About A Refreshing Cup Of Caesar?
All Day Breakfast Served On A Tile, And Soup In A Mug
My Smoked Tuna Tataki Came In A Jar
Tacos On A Log
Steak Which You Cook On A Concrete Brick
I Wouldn’t Even Want To Reach The Fried Rice At That Point
Onion Soup In An Onion Bowl
That Is Butter On A Rock. Why?
A Brownie In A Tiny Jar
If any restaurant owner / chef is here, I have an idea to serve food. Off the floor. Hear me out. There's no need for tables and chairs, people will be sitting on the floor, maybe on a cushion. It's cozy and homey. Then you take the food and throw it on the floor and people will eat it using their hands (the 5 sec rule obviously doesn't apply - you can take your sweet time). So no need for plates and cutlery, which means no need for dishwashing!! For liquids, you just make your hands like a cup and the waiter serves your beverage there. Awesome and progressive, right? Right??
Sarcasm is really underrated! I laughed a lot with your comment!
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My main concern with this pretentious presentations is the hygiene. Pretty sure that certain objects are not as easily washable as normal dishes.
I believe in most cases, they are ALL single-use. Our urban elites pay indulgences to their phony environmentalist gods, but live like disgusting, planet-killing slobs.
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As a chef, I can honestly say some of these are standard plating in a lot of places, but most are just pretentious and ridiculous hipster trends that serve no purpose to the food nor to the client. There's a fine line between being creative and being stupid.
Whenever I see plating theatrics like this, I firmly believe they are trying to distract you from something not good. Flavors, prices?
The worst part of most of these is that the "plates" they're using aren't made of food-grade materials. I don't want to eat from a wooden board that someone else has eaten from. And I don't want to eat from a shovel or hubcap at ALL.
I did think the fish and chips on a sheet of paper would work, though. After all, that is a traditional way to serve them (wrapped, though), and the paper gets thrown away or perhaps tossed on a fire afterwards, so this is hygienic and allows for a normal-sized meal.
I wish they would have included prices. I'd like to see if I could be even more incredulous.
I just gotta say: I'm sure the dishwashers in these restaurants hate their bosses.
It's totally ok to be creative, and if the guests of these place like the trash looks of these plates I'm fine. But are all of these things hygienic and not toxic? There is a reason if some things are not usually used as plates or pots, some materials are not suitable to contain food.
All those crazy ideas might be "innovating" but if my food is served on a towel, a piece of paper, a rusty bin lid or a hub cap they found on the roadside, I'm walking out without paying.
All of these are just gross and unhygienic. What is wrong with your food that it needs this stupid presentations?
this "culinaire progressive" restaurants can existe because of the snobisme of "nouveau rich" without any education education and totally tasteless like drinking champagne in a plastic cup at the vernissage of fake artists like M.A.
great work overall, but the autorun ads overheat my computer, could you please stop them?
Most of these are a great way to get guests to pay a lot for almost microscopic portions! aka a ripoff.
These were all probably meant to be "artistic," or "fancy." They actually look "stupid" and "gross."
Oh my God! What a bunch of tossers! I bet they charge ridiculous amounts of money for their disgusting messes!
With so many people photographing their food you have to do something to get your place free publicity.
At the risk of sounding like a philistine, I really don't see the point in food served this way. It's artsy-fartsy yes but so impractical. Unless these things are merely meant to be seen and not eaten.
So conceptual "art" has its version on cuisine... go figure. caballos-6...6f1ddd.jpg 
These remind me of that scene in Grandma's Boy where they go to the vegan restaurant.
By the end, the comments were along the lines of, "It's not so bad." I think our brains were taken hostage by the first few pictures.
There used to be a chrome-and-auto themed bar around here with a non-sequitur idea for getting and paying your tabs: There was a four-inch wide stream of water just inside the bar rail that gently flowed by you as you sat. You could launch those little plastic, rectangular dishes you get your bill in and send your payment off to the bartender like a little boat. I loved it. I'm a little weird, though... I like flowing water so much that when I was a kid I used to watch the water that ran off driveways as they were cleaned form streams like microcosmic rivers. Besides minor mishaps, I'm not sure WHAT was wrong with this (the flow prevented algae, for instance), but I'm sure something was.
This is basically and advertisement of "Our food really sucks, so we have to get you in using gimmicks that may distract you long enough to not realize that we're charging you way too much for this slop."
I'm sure those all taste crap. What lacks in taste usually also fails in presentation.
I'm quite sure the majority of those are not food grade, meaning it's not safe to put food on them or eat off them... who is supervising these establishments because I'm sure using serveware that isn't food grade is a no-no.
If anywhere served me food on anything but a plate, I'd walk out. NASTY
So many of these are so terribly unhygienic that the trend MUST be conspicuous waste: objects like concrete blocks, logs, etc., that can't possibly be used more than once without visibly being contaminated. So keep in mind when you see the wealthiest areas of America (or... what's up Barcelona?) vote 99% Democrat (Lower Manhattan, San Francisco, D.C., Loop Chicago, even downtown Houston) how hypocritical these elites are. These places don't cater to some conservative minority; they're the trendy locales of the dominant culture. PLEASE DON'T MISUNDERSTAND ME: Ad hominem is a fallacy! Their hypocrisy doesn't mean conservation isn't needed. It just means we shouldn't follow the elites in how to be conservationists! LIVE SIMPLY. Simply means cheaply.
If any restaurant owner / chef is here, I have an idea to serve food. Off the floor. Hear me out. There's no need for tables and chairs, people will be sitting on the floor, maybe on a cushion. It's cozy and homey. Then you take the food and throw it on the floor and people will eat it using their hands (the 5 sec rule obviously doesn't apply - you can take your sweet time). So no need for plates and cutlery, which means no need for dishwashing!! For liquids, you just make your hands like a cup and the waiter serves your beverage there. Awesome and progressive, right? Right??
Sarcasm is really underrated! I laughed a lot with your comment!
Load More Replies... My main concern with this pretentious presentations is the hygiene. Pretty sure that certain objects are not as easily washable as normal dishes.
I believe in most cases, they are ALL single-use. Our urban elites pay indulgences to their phony environmentalist gods, but live like disgusting, planet-killing slobs.
Load More Replies... As a chef, I can honestly say some of these are standard plating in a lot of places, but most are just pretentious and ridiculous hipster trends that serve no purpose to the food nor to the client. There's a fine line between being creative and being stupid.
Whenever I see plating theatrics like this, I firmly believe they are trying to distract you from something not good. Flavors, prices?
The worst part of most of these is that the "plates" they're using aren't made of food-grade materials. I don't want to eat from a wooden board that someone else has eaten from. And I don't want to eat from a shovel or hubcap at ALL.
I did think the fish and chips on a sheet of paper would work, though. After all, that is a traditional way to serve them (wrapped, though), and the paper gets thrown away or perhaps tossed on a fire afterwards, so this is hygienic and allows for a normal-sized meal.
I wish they would have included prices. I'd like to see if I could be even more incredulous.
I just gotta say: I'm sure the dishwashers in these restaurants hate their bosses.
It's totally ok to be creative, and if the guests of these place like the trash looks of these plates I'm fine. But are all of these things hygienic and not toxic? There is a reason if some things are not usually used as plates or pots, some materials are not suitable to contain food.
All those crazy ideas might be "innovating" but if my food is served on a towel, a piece of paper, a rusty bin lid or a hub cap they found on the roadside, I'm walking out without paying.
All of these are just gross and unhygienic. What is wrong with your food that it needs this stupid presentations?
this "culinaire progressive" restaurants can existe because of the snobisme of "nouveau rich" without any education education and totally tasteless like drinking champagne in a plastic cup at the vernissage of fake artists like M.A.
great work overall, but the autorun ads overheat my computer, could you please stop them?
Most of these are a great way to get guests to pay a lot for almost microscopic portions! aka a ripoff.
These were all probably meant to be "artistic," or "fancy." They actually look "stupid" and "gross."
Oh my God! What a bunch of tossers! I bet they charge ridiculous amounts of money for their disgusting messes!
With so many people photographing their food you have to do something to get your place free publicity.
At the risk of sounding like a philistine, I really don't see the point in food served this way. It's artsy-fartsy yes but so impractical. Unless these things are merely meant to be seen and not eaten.
So conceptual "art" has its version on cuisine... go figure. caballos-6...6f1ddd.jpg
These remind me of that scene in Grandma's Boy where they go to the vegan restaurant.
By the end, the comments were along the lines of, "It's not so bad." I think our brains were taken hostage by the first few pictures.
There used to be a chrome-and-auto themed bar around here with a non-sequitur idea for getting and paying your tabs: There was a four-inch wide stream of water just inside the bar rail that gently flowed by you as you sat. You could launch those little plastic, rectangular dishes you get your bill in and send your payment off to the bartender like a little boat. I loved it. I'm a little weird, though... I like flowing water so much that when I was a kid I used to watch the water that ran off driveways as they were cleaned form streams like microcosmic rivers. Besides minor mishaps, I'm not sure WHAT was wrong with this (the flow prevented algae, for instance), but I'm sure something was.
This is basically and advertisement of "Our food really sucks, so we have to get you in using gimmicks that may distract you long enough to not realize that we're charging you way too much for this slop."
I'm sure those all taste crap. What lacks in taste usually also fails in presentation.
I'm quite sure the majority of those are not food grade, meaning it's not safe to put food on them or eat off them... who is supervising these establishments because I'm sure using serveware that isn't food grade is a no-no.
If anywhere served me food on anything but a plate, I'd walk out. NASTY
So many of these are so terribly unhygienic that the trend MUST be conspicuous waste: objects like concrete blocks, logs, etc., that can't possibly be used more than once without visibly being contaminated. So keep in mind when you see the wealthiest areas of America (or... what's up Barcelona?) vote 99% Democrat (Lower Manhattan, San Francisco, D.C., Loop Chicago, even downtown Houston) how hypocritical these elites are. These places don't cater to some conservative minority; they're the trendy locales of the dominant culture. PLEASE DON'T MISUNDERSTAND ME: Ad hominem is a fallacy! Their hypocrisy doesn't mean conservation isn't needed. It just means we shouldn't follow the elites in how to be conservationists! LIVE SIMPLY. Simply means cheaply.
