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Naming your family pet is always a fun experience; less serious and with more room for creativity than naming a child, the pet names can be meaningful but still a bit silly. Because after all, the other animals aren't making fun of little Moonpie for his ridiculous name. Or are they?

Your local vet has an incredibly challenging, rewarding and often heartbreaking job, but hearing all the hilariously inventive and funny names that people have chosen for their furry friends must provide a welcome bit of light relief. This viral Twitter thread began at the vet where Caskie Mushens literary agent Juliet Mushens was waiting, and she overheard some of the unique pet names as they came and went. “I have two British Shorthair cats, Neville and Luna, and they were there having their jabs,” Juliet explained to Bored Panda. “Funny pet names are clearly a universally popular theme! I am a fan of old man names for pets, but I also enjoyed the incongruous names like ‘Tinkerbell’ for a Rottweiler.”

What about you? Scroll down below to check out some of the best tweets of funny puns in animal names below, and share your own stories in the comments!

Juliet started a twitter thread sharing the funniest animal names she's heard at the vet

Image credits: mushenska

Soon, many people joined in:

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a huge black cat I named Hades - he turned out to be the most vicious, aggressive nightmare of a cat ever. I still loved him to bits despite the bites and scratches and destroyed belongings but I have to wonder if it was the name that he felt he had to live up to.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't wait for the day somebody has to tell the teacher that "Satan" ate their homework.

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Carol Emory
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Neighbors had a cat called Psycho. They named him that because, at 14 weeks, the cat ran head long into a wall and gave himself a concussion.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I lived in a house with a Doberman named Satan. He followed me downtown. A cop yelled at me from across the street saying the dog needed a leash. I just said Satan was following me.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know a girl who named her chihuahua Satan... He's a cute little black one

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Marnee DeRider
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used to have a cat named Felony. The word "felony" will never sound like anything except pretty to me now.

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Daria Z
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a jet black cat called Imp ('Bes' in Russian) >^.^<

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Our dog is named Ozzy Osbourne, we haven’t had him very long, so we haven’t taken him to the vet’s yet, I can’t wait for the confusion on everyone’s faces

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Amanda Ferraz
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Trying to remember which novel I read that had two pugs, one was called satan (the other was something similar, devil maybe?) and the protagonist would call him Santa because of the daughter... changed the other's name as well

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kat lia
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i think phoebe buffay's neighbor's dog is also named satan.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My cat was named The Saint Louis Arch. Saint Louis is pretty much Satan as a city (that’s where I’m from so I get to say it), and it was chosen to best reflect to his personality.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One of my cat is named Ned and the other one Flanders. I thought it was funny 13 years ago...

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A chicken shaming post? Where are these found, and why am I just learning about them now?

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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I never watched star wars(never had the time) but this is adorable---------Turns out people are freaking out over me never watch star wars. I can't sit still long enough I have like 4 TV shows I have to finish (Lucifer, sex education,re-watching the office and criminal minds) OH and the lead singer of My chemical romance has a new tv show coming to Netflix sometime this month and I gotta support my baby Gerard Way!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can sympathise with your kids. I still couldn't get used to calling a friend's fur baby by the name Chicken while she is a dog by gene lol

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My wife named all of our chickens, some of the names include: Elinore, Beatrice, Florencia b. Chicken, Victoria, and more. She gave them all proper English names except for the one I named. Which is a black chicken by the name of Morticia.

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Renee Gauthier
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We have 2 cats. One black one named Ninja & a tortoiseshell one named Turtle.

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Charles Watkins
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My tortoise is named Zippy. I wanted her to have a positive self image. You can call her Missus Zippy.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me of the three little French kittens, une, deux and trois, who went for a walk on the ice, but the ice was too thin and the kittens fell in, and une, deux, trois cat sank.

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