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The ability to tell the entire world what you feel or think is dizzying. 'How should I phrase this?' 'Do I include that?' 'Is this oversharing?' So many doubts are lurking around that share button.
But believe it or not, some people are immune to them. They post every thought that crosses their mind. And they can be anyone! Parents complaining about their kids, high schoolers "analyzing" political discourse, celebrities interacting with fans, or everyday folks venting about their lives; we can't keep count.
Here's a collection of tweets from people who decided to get personal online. Too personal!
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#2
They Can Barely Manage English
#3
This Hits Home
The staff at CollegeGrad, an entry-level job site for college students and recent grads, believe there are at least 9 things you should never post on social media.
1. Profanity. The language you use on social media is often the same one you'll use when casually interacting with coworkers. A minor four-letter-word once in a while isn't a crime, but if swearing is a big part of who you are, it may affect how employers look at you.
2. Abusive content. Social media can be a great place to share opinions, but if your feed is full of arguments and rants, you may come across as an overly negative person, probably not the kind of employee companies want in their office.
3. Adult content. A snapshot on the beach is perfectly fine but posting explicit photos of yourself can have a noticeable impact on your image. The Internet is a public place. So, before posting a selfie, consider if you are OK with being seen like that in the office.
#5
Best Of Both Worlds Honestly
#6
I Love That Life Makes Sense For Him Now
Lila Launehase 4 years ago
He is! I love to watch him at the Graham Norton show online and he is sooo hilarious! Especially when Patrick Stewart is around. Life goal friendship!
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Leslie Burleson 4 years ago
Thank goodness for people brave enough to come out during a time when it was not accepted very much. You paved the way for future generations to lead much happier lives
Sky Render 4 years ago
There's a reason why the colloquial term used to refer to homosexuality is a synonym for "joyful".
CatWoman312 4 years ago
I actually didn’t know he was gay very interesting and glad he’s not ashamed to talk about it
Marlowe Fitzpatrik 4 years ago
I was way older than I'd like to admit, too 😁
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Jo Choto 4 years ago
I love Sir Ian and I celebrate him and I am a passionate supporter of the LGBTQ+ community, but I think it's naive not to recognize that in many places in EVERY part of the world, being openly gay can get you jailed, beaten, fired, victimized, ostracized, disowned, and even killed without legal consequence. Some people stay closeted to stay safe, free and alive.
Marlowe Fitzpatrik 4 years ago
Sure. And yet, the moment they CAN say who they are because they don't have to fear it anymore, they're probably happier than they were before. Right?
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Bryn 4 years ago
Because there is privilege. There are some gay people who will never get to their 30th anniversary.
Marlowe Fitzpatrik 4 years ago
True. Except "privilege" can sometimes only be seen from the outside. if you're a struggling actor, young and scared to be found out as being gay (back when it was illegal, even) and fearing you'll never find work again if they do, things might not feel very privileged.
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Chicago Dog Lover 4 years ago
I applaud his sentiment BUT there have been numerous people killed for just being themselves. Some might think it's better than hiding your true self, but I would think others wouldn't.
Karen Clark 4 years ago
"Free to Be......You and Me...." A very nice lady named Marlo Thomas has some wonderful things to say about embracing diversity, and how we are all richer because of it....
Lucky2BAlive 4 years ago
I am glad you helped give others the courage to be their authentic selves. Thank you. I do, however, wish it worked for everyone. I am still a social misfit so I just have given in to it, I’ve given up on the dream of finding someone like me. But applaud others who’ve managed to be who they truly are.
A sorta blue grey 4 years ago
Gods and Monsters- underrated movie with him and Brenden Fraiser.
Lyn Moffett 4 years ago
Such an amazing man. You should try and download the movie And The Band Played On. It was out in the 80s/90s and it's about the discovery/spread of AIDS/HIV. ( I hope I have not offended anyone by calling the disease this incase there's a proper name for it). It would absolutely break your heart. It was in the days of video and I bought a copy.
Marlowe Fitzpatrik 4 years ago
Aw, you still have the exact same chance as you had before 😁 There's actually a bit on a podcast he does with David Tennant about it. He said, when he came out there was a fan who came up to him and said she's so sorry he's gay because he destroyed her dreams about him being her lover. Then she stopped and blushed and said "Well... that's just stupid!" because him loving her was already an unreachable fantasy so it didn't matter either way. I can't really repeat it well enough but you should check that episode out. (I was mostly wowed by the fact that someonie actually had the balls to tell him about her secret fantasy with him. I'd probably sink into the ground)
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Richard Portman 4 years ago
And what is your point? You might wish to stop calling yourself a psycho macho man. It does not to seem to be going very well.
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WholesomeArmyweeb 4 years ago
Actuallyyyyy it’s them caring about themselves. Then telling other ppl and coming out is A. Self confidence and B. A way of support for the LGBTQIA+ people and children who are suppressed and afraid to come out ^^
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4. Illegal content. Not only could this get you fired, but it may also land you on America's Stupidest Criminals. Even worse, you could be arrested if authorities see credible evidence of certain kinds of illegal activity.
5. Offensive content. Racism, sexism, and other forms of discrimination should have no place in your (online) life.
6. Negative opinions about your job, employer, boss, or professor. One comment about how you hate your job could cause future employers to wonder if you really like the work you are doing or not. And a comment about your "stupid boss" could make your next conversation about the raise you were hoping to get a lot more difficult.
7. Drug-related content. Some employers may require you to pass a drug test as a hiring condition. But chances are you won't even make it that far if you post about substances publicly.
#7
Love By Algorithm
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
If you like this pneumatic jack hammer, you also might be interesting in this ergonomic crochet hook set.
#8
Wait! You Guys Got A Tutorial?!
#9
Yep,she's Right
8. Poor grammar. A comma here and there is nothing but if you don't know the difference between "your" and "you're", it's time to learn. Communication, including writing, is an important part of professional life.
9. Threats. It is not OK to threaten others, no matter the situation you're in. Wishing someone ill, whether it is a friend, family member, colleague, politician, celebrity, whatever; if you don't like someone else, social media is not the place to be hurling threats of any kind.
The Internet is public. Remember that when you're posting from your personal account.
#10
34 Also Applies
#11
This One Hit Home
Lauren Caswell 4 years ago
Yes. I thank my lucky stars every day I live in a place where the former is the majority
#13
Wisdom If I've Ever Seen It
#14
It's Truly A Blessing
Tim Pillinger 4 years ago (edited)
I might hold a gander reveal party then release the geese on my foes...
#15
And A Family That Takes Care Of Their Elders
#16
Religion
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Because it's my religious duty to be a bigot, homophobe and sexist according to my holy book, written by bigots, homophobes and sexists ages ago.
#17
Anxiety Goes Brrrr
#18
I Wouldn't Even Be Mad
#19
Spot On
Phil DeBlanc 4 years ago
Many times while my wife was in the hospital fighting her losing battle with cancer, I would stay overnight with her. It cost me $25 every time I did. F'in US hospitals.
#20
This Is Important And Deserves To Be A Movement
#21
Well, Do They?
#22
Life Hack
#23
No Wait!
Donkey boi 4 years ago
Why is your political affiliation so important to Americans? Are there no people that just don't like any of them? That think, I'll listen to what they say and vote for the person that seems to have the best ideas to me? Nobody that thinks, 'I agree with the Dems on that subject, but disagree with the other thing. And I like the Reps idea on this, but not on that'?
#24
Consider It
#25
Truly A Yearly Highlight
Carol Emory 4 years ago
When I was 7, I lost a tooth. I put it under my pillow for the tooth fairy. The next morning I found a $20 bill under my pillow. I rushed in to the kitchen and said "The tooth fairy gave me 20 bucks!!" My mother looked at my Dad and said "Wow...the tooth fairy was generous!" To which my Dad responds "Probably because it was dark and the tooth fairy couldn't see what he was pulling out of his wallet."
#26
I’m Sure He Brewed His Own Coffee Too
#27
Good Firm Handshake Should Open Up Doors..
Connie Bonneville 4 years ago
The first breakdown would be their wage. The second would be their zero benefits. The third... no pension. This. Is. Genius.
#28
Is It Even Real??
Lorraine Geater 4 years ago
Exactly!!!!!!!!!!! And what's with everyone flying off to far away places to enjoy the sun when I can't visit my parents who live 2 miles away!?
#29
Why Not Both...
#30
So What Breed Is He
#31
Top Notch
#33
Get Shrecked
kasa alex 4 years ago
Its so weird how Magic Mike is literally a movie about male strippers, yet they still managed to sexualise women/treat women as somewhat of a joke (i.e. its 'funny' but not threatening to see middle-aged women losing it over male strippers), all the while still portraying the men as dominant and strong
#34
The Elephant In The Room
#35
He Needs 8 Months Of Tips
Robert T 4 years ago
My gf found a lost phone once, which of course was locked, and we were sitting there wondering what to do with it when it rang and it was the owner's mother. So if you lose your phone, try phoning it, as some nice person may have found it and be trying to work out how best to return in.
#36
100% Talk To Myself
Luther von Wolfen 4 years ago
That's what cats are for. (To the tune of "That's What Friends Are For".)
#37
All Colleges Should Offer This
ThoughtsAreNotFacts 4 years ago
A terrible reality, but glad there are people who think about what they've learned and don't just have the "too bad, but doesn't affect me" take away
#38
This Has Potential
#40
Yeah!
#41
Dead Turkeys Don't Grow
#42
More Like A Hell-Iday
Andy Acceber 4 years ago
I'm convinced it's a strategy of the hotels so they don't have to feed as many guests breakfast.
#43
Stopping
#44
No, No He Has A Point
Luther von Wolfen 4 years ago
I live in Virginia. The sky is hazy because Oregon is on fire. Maybe we'll just stay in this weekend.
#45
It’s Never Too Late...
#46
Legit
#47
I Ain't No Hometown Hunk
Andy Acceber 4 years ago
It's okay. I'm pretty sure in most of those films, you fall for your secretary/coworker/boss anyway. You'll be okay.
#49
Cover Me
#50
“Could Use A 7th Bathroom But You Can’t Have It All I Suppose”
Seonag Udell 4 years ago
My mum does this every time we go past an estate agent when we go down to Devon or Cornwall.
#51
True
#52
Cauliflower Wings > Chicken Wings
#53
The Shortest And Best Business Plan I've Ever Seen
#54
How The Tables Have Turned
#56
Don't Mess With Grandma
#57
Same
#58
Language Is Important
#59
Sounds Kinda Nice
Sarcastic Cow 4 years ago (edited)
The last one - absolutely no problem with it. Also, I would agree that Robert Pattinson or Willem Dafoe were be my colleagues.
#60
Bird Professor
Raven DeathShade 4 years ago
Hummingbirds have feet about the width of sewing needles. Those things are tiny! Their feathers are miniscule. Their "zoom" sounds as they fly from your hand to their freedom are priceless!
#61
What Is Your Revenge Story?
#62
Some People Just Don’t Know The Struggle
#63
Land Of The Free (To Call Me Anytime)
Nadine Bamberger 4 years ago
We suffer bravely through socialist health care, economy killing workers unions and overall not being able to live in the greatest country on earth. Pray for us and keep us in your thoughts.
#64
Cannot Unsee
#65
Not Exactly Wrong
#66
"Hey...you Gotta Minute?"
#67
Momma Said No Days Off Son
#68
"I Just Go Hard On Weekends"
#69
This Made My Day
#70
What Else?
#71
I’ll Have The Versace French Toast Please
#72
Y’all Creating Whole Families And I’m Sitting Here Eating Cheetos
#73
April 11th - Never Forget
#74
Was It Worth It?
#75
Dating Someone Who Isn't As "Online" As You
#77
Netflix Sucks
Christopher Duffy 4 years ago
Not the 70 million heavily armed neo-nazis who worship someone who plays a business man on reality TV?
#78
Valid Bewilderment....
#79
“Millennials Are So Lazy...”
Mohsie Supposie 4 years ago
Influencer: "You should pay ME to allow you to paint my house and I'll give you mention on my social media!"
#80
Must Have 4 Years Of Experience
Lara Verne 4 years ago
I once applied for a job, and they told me I'm hired, and in the span of two weeks they will call me when should I start work. They called me four months later. I went there and quit on second day.
#81
Yup!
#82
After All I Put On Your Platelets, This Is How You Do Me?
#83
Must Have A Cold Glass Of Sweet Tea On The Side
#84
Like An Fallen Angel
#85
Going Half On Everything
#86
They Blow Up Fireworks For 4 Straight Hours
Luther von Wolfen 4 years ago
Up in my neighborhood, you hope it's fireworks and stay away from the window.
#87
It’s Not A Race!
#88
Lemme Lock It Up In The Supermax
Donkey boi 4 years ago
When I got my National Insurance card in England, I got a plastic credit card type thing. Lost it within a year and have never actually needed it. What do you use it for?
#89
Surprise Shawtyyy
Carol Emory 4 years ago
I've gotten calls saying someone just charged a $499 iPhone to my card on Amazon and to press a button to confirm or deny the purchase. What they actually get is a click followed by a dial tone.....
#91
Good Ol' Days
#92
Find That Happy Balance That Works For You
Julie C Rose 4 years ago
Hot take: Americans wouldn’t talk about “mental health days” so much if they were given more annual leave. What Americans call “mental health days” are part of the point of having annual leave.
#93
Heyyyyy Weren’t You Just At CVS?
#94
In Too Deep At That Point
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
It's better to go back than to stay in a relationship that's going nowhere.
#95
F*ck Them Hoa Fees
#96
When Your Card Declines
#97
I Was Just Tryna Be Nice
Maneki Neko 4 years ago
Chatted to a fairly new colleague at work. Told him I was very hungry, had no food, and break was 3 hours to go. He offered me his sandwich. I accepted and ate it straight away. He still recalls „the day I ate his sandwich“. Well, don‘t offer it out of courtesy if you‘re not prepared to loose it. We‘re married 10 years this year. :-)
#98
Lmao “Cook It Again” Kind Of Makes You Wonder What The First Person To Drink Cows Milk Was Thinking When They Saw It!
#99
This Is For Sure My Go To, I’m Not Tryna Do The Back And Fourth!
#100
Should’ve Left The Plastic Wrapping On
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renee brack 4 years ago
First! This is a superb thread :) Now I think humanity is worth it again.
Trisha Chase 4 years ago
Great post!!! Every one of them made for a fun and interesting discussion.
renee brack 4 years ago
First! This is a superb thread :) Now I think humanity is worth it again.
Trisha Chase 4 years ago
Great post!!! Every one of them made for a fun and interesting discussion.
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