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The ability to tell the entire world what you feel or think is dizzying. 'How should I phrase this?' 'Do I include that?' 'Is this oversharing?' So many doubts are lurking around that share button.

But believe it or not, some people are immune to them. They post every thought that crosses their mind. And they can be anyone! Parents complaining about their kids, high schoolers "analyzing" political discourse, celebrities interacting with fans, or everyday folks venting about their lives; we can't keep count.

Here's a collection of tweets from people who decided to get personal online. Too personal!

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    They Can Barely Manage English

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    This Hits Home

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    The staff at CollegeGrad, an entry-level job site for college students and recent grads, believe there are at least 9 things you should never post on social media.

    1. Profanity. The language you use on social media is often the same one you'll use when casually interacting with coworkers. A minor four-letter-word once in a while isn't a crime, but if swearing is a big part of who you are, it may affect how employers look at you.

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    2. Abusive content. Social media can be a great place to share opinions, but if your feed is full of arguments and rants, you may come across as an overly negative person, probably not the kind of employee companies want in their office. 

    3. Adult content. A snapshot on the beach is perfectly fine but posting explicit photos of yourself can have a noticeable impact on your image. The Internet is a public place. So, before posting a selfie, consider if you are OK with being seen like that in the office.

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    Genius

    Genius

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    #5

    Best Of Both Worlds Honestly

    Best Of Both Worlds Honestly

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    I Love That Life Makes Sense For Him Now

    I Love That Life Makes Sense For Him Now

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    4. Illegal content. Not only could this get you fired, but it may also land you on America's Stupidest Criminals. Even worse, you could be arrested if authorities see credible evidence of certain kinds of illegal activity.

    5. Offensive content. Racism, sexism, and other forms of discrimination should have no place in your (online) life.

    6. Negative opinions about your job, employer, boss, or professor. One comment about how you hate your job could cause future employers to wonder if you really like the work you are doing or not. And a comment about your "stupid boss" could make your next conversation about the raise you were hoping to get a lot more difficult. 

    7. Drug-related content. Some employers may require you to pass a drug test as a hiring condition. But chances are you won't even make it that far if you post about substances publicly.

    #7

    Love By Algorithm

    Love By Algorithm

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you like this pneumatic jack hammer, you also might be interesting in this ergonomic crochet hook set.

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    #8

    Wait! You Guys Got A Tutorial?!

    Wait! You Guys Got A Tutorial?!

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    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't you just love it when billionaires complain?

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    #9

    Yep,she's Right

    Yep,she's Right

    My_Memes_Will_Cure_U Report

    Luther von Wolfen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they get in trouble if they murder somebody.

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    8. Poor grammar. A comma here and there is nothing but if you don't know the difference between "your" and "you're", it's time to learn. Communication, including writing, is an important part of professional life.

    9. Threats. It is not OK to threaten others, no matter the situation you're in. Wishing someone ill, whether it is a friend, family member, colleague, politician, celebrity, whatever; if you don't like someone else, social media is not the place to be hurling threats of any kind.

    The Internet is public. Remember that when you're posting from your personal account.

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    #11

    This One Hit Home

    This One Hit Home

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. I thank my lucky stars every day I live in a place where the former is the majority

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    #13

    Wisdom If I've Ever Seen It

    Wisdom If I've Ever Seen It

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    #14

    It's Truly A Blessing

    It's Truly A Blessing

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    Tim Pillinger
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I might hold a gander reveal party then release the geese on my foes...

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    #15

    And A Family That Takes Care Of Their Elders

    And A Family That Takes Care Of Their Elders

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    Prilsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always thought that was the whole point of the Addamses: they don't conform to societal norms of what is acceptable but their relationships are ideal, unlike the rest of suburbia. Like being authentic breeds happiness.

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    #16

    Religion

    Religion

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it's my religious duty to be a bigot, homophobe and sexist according to my holy book, written by bigots, homophobes and sexists ages ago.

    abby smink
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why I hate it when people use religion as an excuse "because God said being gay is wrong." No, God said don't be a hateful asshole and don't judge.

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    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    because their leader are not religious people they are people of POWER first! religion is just a way for them to get that power.

    Kristy Nelson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I try to remember to not judge anyone, but sometimes it is difficult. 😞

    BetweenTheCracks
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. I'll be a "work in progress" until the day I nope out of this valley of tears-- and probably afterwards, too.

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    Dann999
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And because of that ultra religious (extremist) people, everyone else thinks all people from that religion are also extremist.

    Chicago Dog Lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just saw a bumper sticker: "When God said 'Love thy neighbor, he meant it!'"

    Miss Frankfurter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, when it comes to religion things sure do escalate quickly. I just take people as I find them. I do have a faith, but even with that, if you claim to be a _______toss in any religion, and you are a nasty piece of work I have a huge issue with that. I'll take an atheist who is principled, kind and non judgemental any time. As for religion, specifically the Bible, when the Pharisees demanded that Jesus define the Laws, all He said was to Love the Lord your God with all your mind, all your heart and all your soul, AND TO LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOR AS YOURSELF (the capitals are mine to make a point, not yell) and that summed up the Law and the Prophets. Thats pretty much it I think. And you can even do the last part and be an atheist. As for equality, my faith says that society will never reach it's full potential until woman takes her rightful place beside man. As in men.

    AlanandLeila Hoyt
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of times the “ultra religious” don’t believe in the religion at all and are just in it for the power or the heirarchy. There’s the low-level crazy people who use religion as a way to judge people and get a I’m better than you power trip off of it, and there’s the high-level people who see an establishment where you’re able to fake your way into a position where you’re automatically deemed trustworthy and your decisions go without question. Narcissists/psychopaths often like to infiltrate religious institutions and poison it from the inside out while basking in the power their given. Unlike the low power level people mentioned, they’re usually very well read on the beliefs of the religion their in and twist it to manipulate. Neither of these types of people care about the actual religion theyre “a part of”, they’re just looking for a way to hurt people.

    DKS 001
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "because my holy books says convert or kill them all. And love them at the same time." Like ... wha??!!!

    righttoopinion
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know about every religion but a lot of them say don't judge people because in the way you judge them you will be judged. And yes, your judge will be God. You can take it up with Him on that day.

    Terd Fergison
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gods are fictional. You won't be judged by any of the thousands of gods that humans have created. When you're dead, you're dead; you won't be taking anything up with anyone.

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    Everything_Fubar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Religions are all man made ideas that make everyone go crazy and make people feel superior for believing bullshit.

    Ciel Pike
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    man, I'd upvote this if i could,

    Debby Hartinger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people are "religious" and don't know anything about that specific religion. Have you studied? Do you know what was actually written? Not from another person but from the book(s) themselves.

    Lyn Moffett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry,, don't be a what??? People are entitled to their own beliefs and ways of life. Live and let live

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *scrambles to hide damascus so the italians don't set it on fire again*

    Octavia Hansen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Tradition" is just another word for oppression. "But we've ALWAYS done it like that . . ."

    Demongrrrrl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you hate someone because your religion tells you to, you're doing it wrong.

    Leigh C.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At my job I've called a churches and I cannot believe how rude they are. No phone manners, no manners in general.

    BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate that so much. Those people make all Christians seem like super terrible people and it gives us all such a terrible image. I'm religious, but I respect people with different religions and non-religious people. I'm also absolutely not a Republican.

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, I know those people! People who impose ridiculous dress codes, insane behavior rules, etc. Man, the choir at my church is out of their mind. We quit very quickly; just after we were sent a 5 page email on what exactly we did wrong during rehearsal when THE DIRECTOR EXPLICITLY SAID THAT THE RULES DON'T APPLY YET CAUSE WE WERE NEW! Seriously, 14 year olds shouldn't be choir directors. They suck.

    Terd Fergison
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about your holy book, the bible, being pro slavery? It says that you can beat your slave with a rod into a coma and it’s ok as long as they get up in a couple of days. What about your holy book being pro rape? What about the bible saying that women are chattel property of men? What about the bible claiming prayer works over and over again? Scientific studies have shown that petitionary prayer has the same outcome as random chance. But, jesus says that you can actually move mountains prayer alone. Go do it. Go move a mountain with prayer. Do you realize that there’s a story with a talking donkey in your holy book? Isn’t it very silly? How would you be able to determine the bible is not fictional?

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    Lovin' Life
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus loves us all the same. He loves the sweet children just as He loves the addict. We are all the same in his eyes. He shed the same blood for us all.

    Terd Fergison
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus supposedly healed some lepers. But, he didn’t cure the disease leprosy. Why not? Is he an asshole? Just playing favorites? Did he not have the power? Did he not want to cure leprosy? Science has largely cured the disease leprosy. Thank scientists. Jesus said, I come not to bring peace, but a sword. Jesus came to separate families. He said if you love a family member more than god (even a mother loving her own baby, or a baby loving their own mother), it is horrible and you will be punished. That’s sickening and that’s emotional abuse and blackmail. Jesus said that you can actually move mountains with prayer alone and faith the size of a mustard seed. Well, go do it. Go move a mountain with prayer. That’s a testable claim that completely fails making jesus an obvious liar. Jesus lied again saying to the people standing in front of him that surely he will return in their lifetime. He never did. Or are there people over 2,000 years old waiting for him?

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    WholesomeArmyweeb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I can’t read what actually Will make me a decent human.”

    Marnie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be #1!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Laurie McCutchan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The more religion someone has in their mouth, the less they have in their heart.

    Terd Fergison
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hearts only pump blood, they don't hold religions or gods or fairies.

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    Robert Thompson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus was. Often talking trash about the Sanhedrin and telling others that he is the head honcho of the whole system.

    Pribble Mchurbhurb
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    4 years ago

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    It's weird how bigoted so many of you are against all religions. Like there's a double standard or something.

    F-Dup
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What buffoonery is this!?

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    Tres D
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    4 years ago

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    That's simply not true!!

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    #17

    Anxiety Goes Brrrr

    Anxiety Goes Brrrr

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    I Wouldn't Even Be Mad

    I Wouldn't Even Be Mad

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    Eva the Egg
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats actually hilarious 😭😭😭😂😂😂

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    #19

    Spot On

    Spot On

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    Phil DeBlanc
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many times while my wife was in the hospital fighting her losing battle with cancer, I would stay overnight with her. It cost me $25 every time I did. F'in US hospitals.

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    #20

    This Is Important And Deserves To Be A Movement

    This Is Important And Deserves To Be A Movement

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    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just make a plate of nacho toppings and stick the nachos in :D

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    #21

    Well, Do They?

    Well, Do They?

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    Life Hack

    Life Hack

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    drunkpanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact they drew attention to this..

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    #23

    No Wait!

    No Wait!

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is your political affiliation so important to Americans? Are there no people that just don't like any of them? That think, I'll listen to what they say and vote for the person that seems to have the best ideas to me? Nobody that thinks, 'I agree with the Dems on that subject, but disagree with the other thing. And I like the Reps idea on this, but not on that'?

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    #24

    Consider It

    Consider It

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    Premislaus de Colo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, the YT reply to that was to offer a premium...

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    #25

    Truly A Yearly Highlight

    Truly A Yearly Highlight

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    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was 7, I lost a tooth. I put it under my pillow for the tooth fairy. The next morning I found a $20 bill under my pillow. I rushed in to the kitchen and said "The tooth fairy gave me 20 bucks!!" My mother looked at my Dad and said "Wow...the tooth fairy was generous!" To which my Dad responds "Probably because it was dark and the tooth fairy couldn't see what he was pulling out of his wallet."

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    #26

    I’m Sure He Brewed His Own Coffee Too

    I’m Sure He Brewed His Own Coffee Too

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    Frances M
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But he did go to Harvard... he just didn’t stay

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    #27

    Good Firm Handshake Should Open Up Doors..

    Good Firm Handshake Should Open Up Doors..

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    Connie Bonneville
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first breakdown would be their wage. The second would be their zero benefits. The third... no pension. This. Is. Genius.

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    #28

    Is It Even Real??

    Is It Even Real??

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    Lorraine Geater
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly!!!!!!!!!!! And what's with everyone flying off to far away places to enjoy the sun when I can't visit my parents who live 2 miles away!?

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    #29

    Why Not Both...

    Why Not Both...

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    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trash in the sea, literally and figuratively...

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    #30

    So What Breed Is He

    So What Breed Is He

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    Anne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You prefer kids running around at Costco? I prefer them leashed and under control tbh..

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    #31

    Top Notch

    Top Notch

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    Frances M
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And all the different flavours, plain, peppermint, spearmint, catnip, the list is admittedly short, but so good...

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    #32

    Such A Good Boy

    Such A Good Boy

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    #33

    Get Shrecked

    Get Shrecked

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    kasa alex
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its so weird how Magic Mike is literally a movie about male strippers, yet they still managed to sexualise women/treat women as somewhat of a joke (i.e. its 'funny' but not threatening to see middle-aged women losing it over male strippers), all the while still portraying the men as dominant and strong

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    #34

    The Elephant In The Room

    The Elephant In The Room

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    Eppe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both understandable. What's the point of calling an obese person fat? They won't magically loose weight and it will probably just make them feel bad. Complimenting a person that has lost weight is a nice thing to do.

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    #35

    He Needs 8 Months Of Tips

    He Needs 8 Months Of Tips

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My gf found a lost phone once, which of course was locked, and we were sitting there wondering what to do with it when it rang and it was the owner's mother. So if you lose your phone, try phoning it, as some nice person may have found it and be trying to work out how best to return in.

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    #36

    100% Talk To Myself

    100% Talk To Myself

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    Luther von Wolfen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what cats are for. (To the tune of "That's What Friends Are For".)

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    #37

    All Colleges Should Offer This

    All Colleges Should Offer This

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    ThoughtsAreNotFacts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A terrible reality, but glad there are people who think about what they've learned and don't just have the "too bad, but doesn't affect me" take away

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    #38

    This Has Potential

    This Has Potential

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    Evelína Zlá
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I saw this already... but the OP was a woman.

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    #40

    Yeah!

    Yeah!

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    #41

    Dead Turkeys Don't Grow

    Dead Turkeys Don't Grow

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    #42

    More Like A Hell-Iday

    More Like A Hell-Iday

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    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm convinced it's a strategy of the hotels so they don't have to feed as many guests breakfast.

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    #43

    Stopping

    Stopping

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    Lorraine Geater
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!! So true and so funny!!!!!!!

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    #44

    No, No He Has A Point

    No, No He Has A Point

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    Luther von Wolfen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in Virginia. The sky is hazy because Oregon is on fire. Maybe we'll just stay in this weekend.

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    #45

    It’s Never Too Late...

    It’s Never Too Late...

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    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially if they involve world domination and general mayhem.

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    #46

    Legit

    Legit

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    Some Cool Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure it's good for you but it tastes like shite

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    #47

    I Ain't No Hometown Hunk

    I Ain't No Hometown Hunk

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    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's okay. I'm pretty sure in most of those films, you fall for your secretary/coworker/boss anyway. You'll be okay.

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    #49

    Cover Me

    Cover Me

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    Prilsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think they ever threw him into battle anyway

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    #50

    “Could Use A 7th Bathroom But You Can’t Have It All I Suppose”

    “Could Use A 7th Bathroom But You Can’t Have It All I Suppose”

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    Seonag Udell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mum does this every time we go past an estate agent when we go down to Devon or Cornwall.

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    #51

    True

    True

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    #52

    Cauliflower Wings > Chicken Wings

    Cauliflower Wings > Chicken Wings

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    #53

    The Shortest And Best Business Plan I've Ever Seen

    The Shortest And Best Business Plan I've Ever Seen

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    #54

    How The Tables Have Turned

    How The Tables Have Turned

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    #55

    I Mean He's Not Wrong

    I Mean He's Not Wrong

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    #56

    Don't Mess With Grandma

    Don't Mess With Grandma

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    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And no one judges you like grandmas do *shufders*.

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    #57

    Same

    Same

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    #58

    Language Is Important

    Language Is Important

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    #59

    Sounds Kinda Nice

    Sounds Kinda Nice

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    Sarcastic Cow
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last one - absolutely no problem with it. Also, I would agree that Robert Pattinson or Willem Dafoe were be my colleagues.

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    #60

    Bird Professor

    Bird Professor

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    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hummingbirds have feet about the width of sewing needles. Those things are tiny! Their feathers are miniscule. Their "zoom" sounds as they fly from your hand to their freedom are priceless!

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    #61

    What Is Your Revenge Story?

    What Is Your Revenge Story?

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    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when you dump the landlord, marry his father and take his inheritance!

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    #62

    Some People Just Don’t Know The Struggle

    Some People Just Don’t Know The Struggle

    reddit.com Report

    Brandy Grote
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Showing their true criminal apathy!

    #63

    Land Of The Free (To Call Me Anytime)

    Land Of The Free (To Call Me Anytime)

    anotherwastakentoo Report

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We suffer bravely through socialist health care, economy killing workers unions and overall not being able to live in the greatest country on earth. Pray for us and keep us in your thoughts.

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    #64

    Cannot Unsee

    Cannot Unsee

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    Lorraine Geater
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha ha ha ha very perceptive of you and spot on!

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    #65

    Not Exactly Wrong

    Not Exactly Wrong

    TakeForGrantd Report

    Frances M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex-boss once said to me that you don’t go to college to learn stuff, you go to prove to future employers that you can stick the mind numbing boredom for years to reach your project end goal.

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    #66

    "Hey...you Gotta Minute?"

    "Hey...you Gotta Minute?"

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    #67

    Momma Said No Days Off Son

    Momma Said No Days Off Son

    dragonslayer_90 Report

    #68

    "I Just Go Hard On Weekends"

    "I Just Go Hard On Weekends"

    dspencer97 Report

    ruby yay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a phone a laptop and 14 pounds in the bank

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    #69

    This Made My Day

    This Made My Day

    DW_14 Report

    Prilsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was that age I had a boyfriend who just jumped out the window, when my mom found out she was just concerned he could've broken his legs

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    #70

    What Else?

    What Else?

    Gumus33 Report

    #71

    I’ll Have The Versace French Toast Please

    I’ll Have The Versace French Toast Please

    Manakanda Report

    #72

    Y’all Creating Whole Families And I’m Sitting Here Eating Cheetos

    Y’all Creating Whole Families And I’m Sitting Here Eating Cheetos

    CrooklynKnight Report

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    #73

    April 11th - Never Forget

    April 11th - Never Forget

    cardboardtube_knight Report

    H Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm still salty over some injustices from childhood. I think those are the ones that stay with you, before you get jaded by life and injustice is just another thing you have to accept.

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    #74

    Was It Worth It?

    Was It Worth It?

    catfishtree Report

    #75

    Dating Someone Who Isn't As "Online" As You

    Dating Someone Who Isn't As "Online" As You

    ajfoucault Report

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    #77

    Netflix Sucks

    Netflix Sucks

    amandamull Report

    Christopher Duffy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the 70 million heavily armed neo-nazis who worship someone who plays a business man on reality TV?

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    #78

    Valid Bewilderment....

    Valid Bewilderment....

    Brownsugargh Report

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure it's referring to Idris Elba. That man FINE!!!

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    #79

    “Millennials Are So Lazy...”

    “Millennials Are So Lazy...”

    Too_Hood_95 Report

    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Influencer: "You should pay ME to allow you to paint my house and I'll give you mention on my social media!"

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    #80

    Must Have 4 Years Of Experience

    Must Have 4 Years Of Experience

    SpectacularOtter Report

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once applied for a job, and they told me I'm hired, and in the span of two weeks they will call me when should I start work. They called me four months later. I went there and quit on second day.

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    #81

    Yup!

    Yup!

    _justyouwait_ Report

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    #82

    After All I Put On Your Platelets, This Is How You Do Me?

    After All I Put On Your Platelets, This Is How You Do Me?

    CassDaChemist Report

    #83

    Must Have A Cold Glass Of Sweet Tea On The Side

    Must Have A Cold Glass Of Sweet Tea On The Side

    icewataa Report

    denzoren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, you grow to appreciate it the older you get.

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    #84

    Like An Fallen Angel

    Like An Fallen Angel

    nineinchrain Report

    Aaron W
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What conservative voters can't seem to understand, is that money invested in those who need it doesn't just vanish. It circulates in the economy and eventually ends up back where it started.

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    #85

    Going Half On Everything

    Going Half On Everything

    SpectacularOtter Report

    Anne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES! Team work! each their own specialties, but working together.

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    #86

    They Blow Up Fireworks For 4 Straight Hours

    They Blow Up Fireworks For 4 Straight Hours

    simoncholland Report

    Luther von Wolfen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Up in my neighborhood, you hope it's fireworks and stay away from the window.

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    #87

    It’s Not A Race!

    It’s Not A Race!

    BrandiMishonna , Auxford_ Report

    kasa alex
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh good, cos I'm 36 and no way near owning my own home

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    #88

    Lemme Lock It Up In The Supermax

    Lemme Lock It Up In The Supermax

    DJRoberts84 Report

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I got my National Insurance card in England, I got a plastic credit card type thing. Lost it within a year and have never actually needed it. What do you use it for?

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    #89

    Surprise Shawtyyy

    Surprise Shawtyyy

    rev_renfroe18 Report

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've gotten calls saying someone just charged a $499 iPhone to my card on Amazon and to press a button to confirm or deny the purchase. What they actually get is a click followed by a dial tone.....

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    #90

    Not Bringing Machetes To Pillow Fights

    Not Bringing Machetes To Pillow Fights

    KingPZe Report

    #91

    Good Ol' Days

    Good Ol' Days

    My_Memes_Will_Cure_U Report

    Prilsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait till you're dating in your 40s, it's stories about how you used to be hot

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    #92

    Find That Happy Balance That Works For You

    Find That Happy Balance That Works For You

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    Julie C Rose
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hot take: Americans wouldn’t talk about “mental health days” so much if they were given more annual leave. What Americans call “mental health days” are part of the point of having annual leave.

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    #93

    Heyyyyy Weren’t You Just At CVS?

    Heyyyyy Weren’t You Just At CVS?

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    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember seeing a handsome young man at a city park with a view, and then seeing him again a few hours later. And the second time, he was being arrested...

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    #94

    In Too Deep At That Point

    In Too Deep At That Point

    Frazeyy_5Hunnid Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's better to go back than to stay in a relationship that's going nowhere.

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    #95

    F*ck Them Hoa Fees

    F*ck Them Hoa Fees

    racampb Report

    #96

    When Your Card Declines

    When Your Card Declines

    daa_lington Report

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    #97

    I Was Just Tryna Be Nice

    I Was Just Tryna Be Nice

    DirtyHandshake Report

    Maneki Neko
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chatted to a fairly new colleague at work. Told him I was very hungry, had no food, and break was 3 hours to go. He offered me his sandwich. I accepted and ate it straight away. He still recalls „the day I ate his sandwich“. Well, don‘t offer it out of courtesy if you‘re not prepared to loose it. We‘re married 10 years this year. :-)

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    #98

    Lmao “Cook It Again” Kind Of Makes You Wonder What The First Person To Drink Cows Milk Was Thinking When They Saw It!

    Lmao “Cook It Again” Kind Of Makes You Wonder What The First Person To Drink Cows Milk Was Thinking When They Saw It!

    Ho0dieMelo Report

    K. Lange
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in Germany we have "Zwieback", which literally means double baked. It is very crunchy and is very good storable. I love it soaked in cold milk with some chocolate powder as a refreshing summer lunch. It is also great for small kids or people who cannot chew properly :-D

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    #99

    This Is For Sure My Go To, I’m Not Tryna Do The Back And Fourth!

    This Is For Sure My Go To, I’m Not Tryna Do The Back And Fourth!

    Ho0dieMelo Report

    #100

    Should’ve Left The Plastic Wrapping On

    Should’ve Left The Plastic Wrapping On

    Crescentnobody Report

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    #101

    Be My Queen

    Be My Queen

    Nasjere Report

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