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The ability to tell the entire world what you feel or think is dizzying. 'How should I phrase this?' 'Do I include that?' 'Is this oversharing?' So many doubts are lurking around that share button.

But believe it or not, some people are immune to them. They post every thought that crosses their mind. And they can be anyone! Parents complaining about their kids, high schoolers "analyzing" political discourse, celebrities interacting with fans, or everyday folks venting about their lives; we can't keep count.

Here's a collection of tweets from people who decided to get personal online. Too personal!

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    The staff at CollegeGrad, an entry-level job site for college students and recent grads, believe there are at least 9 things you should never post on social media.

    1. Profanity. The language you use on social media is often the same one you'll use when casually interacting with coworkers. A minor four-letter-word once in a while isn't a crime, but if swearing is a big part of who you are, it may affect how employers look at you.

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    2. Abusive content. Social media can be a great place to share opinions, but if your feed is full of arguments and rants, you may come across as an overly negative person, probably not the kind of employee companies want in their office. 

    3. Adult content. A snapshot on the beach is perfectly fine but posting explicit photos of yourself can have a noticeable impact on your image. The Internet is a public place. So, before posting a selfie, consider if you are OK with being seen like that in the office.

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    Genius

    Genius

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    Best Of Both Worlds Honestly

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    I Love That Life Makes Sense For Him Now

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    4. Illegal content. Not only could this get you fired, but it may also land you on America's Stupidest Criminals. Even worse, you could be arrested if authorities see credible evidence of certain kinds of illegal activity.

    5. Offensive content. Racism, sexism, and other forms of discrimination should have no place in your (online) life.

    6. Negative opinions about your job, employer, boss, or professor. One comment about how you hate your job could cause future employers to wonder if you really like the work you are doing or not. And a comment about your "stupid boss" could make your next conversation about the raise you were hoping to get a lot more difficult. 

    7. Drug-related content. Some employers may require you to pass a drug test as a hiring condition. But chances are you won't even make it that far if you post about substances publicly.

    #7

    Love By Algorithm

    Love By Algorithm

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you like this pneumatic jack hammer, you also might be interesting in this ergonomic crochet hook set.

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    #8

    Wait! You Guys Got A Tutorial?!

    Wait! You Guys Got A Tutorial?!

    elonmusk Report

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't you just love it when billionaires complain?

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    #9

    Yep,she's Right

    Yep,she's Right

    My_Memes_Will_Cure_U Report

    Luther von Wolfen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they get in trouble if they murder somebody.

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    8. Poor grammar. A comma here and there is nothing but if you don't know the difference between "your" and "you're", it's time to learn. Communication, including writing, is an important part of professional life.

    9. Threats. It is not OK to threaten others, no matter the situation you're in. Wishing someone ill, whether it is a friend, family member, colleague, politician, celebrity, whatever; if you don't like someone else, social media is not the place to be hurling threats of any kind.

    The Internet is public. Remember that when you're posting from your personal account.

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    #11

    This One Hit Home

    This One Hit Home

    AirAngeltv Report

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. I thank my lucky stars every day I live in a place where the former is the majority

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    #13

    Wisdom If I've Ever Seen It

    Wisdom If I've Ever Seen It

    reddit.com Report

    #14

    It's Truly A Blessing

    It's Truly A Blessing

    ericjgossett Report

    Tim Pillinger
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I might hold a gander reveal party then release the geese on my foes...

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    #15

    And A Family That Takes Care Of Their Elders

    And A Family That Takes Care Of Their Elders

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    Prilsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always thought that was the whole point of the Addamses: they don't conform to societal norms of what is acceptable but their relationships are ideal, unlike the rest of suburbia. Like being authentic breeds happiness.

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    #16

    Religion

    Religion

    karanbirtinna Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it's my religious duty to be a bigot, homophobe and sexist according to my holy book, written by bigots, homophobes and sexists ages ago.

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    #17

    Anxiety Goes Brrrr

    Anxiety Goes Brrrr

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    #18

    I Wouldn't Even Be Mad

    I Wouldn't Even Be Mad

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats actually hilarious 😭😭😭😂😂😂

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    #19

    Spot On

    Spot On

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    Phil DeBlanc
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many times while my wife was in the hospital fighting her losing battle with cancer, I would stay overnight with her. It cost me $25 every time I did. F'in US hospitals.

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    #20

    This Is Important And Deserves To Be A Movement

    This Is Important And Deserves To Be A Movement

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    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just make a plate of nacho toppings and stick the nachos in :D

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    #21

    Well, Do They?

    Well, Do They?

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    Life Hack

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    drunkpanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact they drew attention to this..

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They always do in the UK media. Kate 'recycles', Kate 're-wears', 'thrifty Kate'. There was widespread, lowkey panic in the papers when she wore some boots for the fifteenth time. They literally thought she was losing it; 'Fears for Duchess as she is seen gardening in boots worn on previous occasions'. People earn money for writing this garbage. What's your job mate? 'Oh me? I count how many times people wear their clothes, then I tell the nation of my findings.' It's just stalking with extra steps. Imagine a stranger knowing how many times you'd worn a top. 'Hello, police, please'. Yes, it annoys me. Apologies.

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    Sarcastic Cow
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I had a coat from McQueen I would sleep in it too.

    KJ
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never understood the media obsession with ladies using an outfit more than once. Us blokes never get those comments.

    Lj
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's true!!! Wow, it's expensive being a female royal. Or maybe just a famous woman.

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For Megan Markle the line would be: Are Megan and Harry in financial trouble because of Megan's spending habits? This is the fourth time she's wearing the same coat!!!.

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like her for this, no other famous woman will wear the same thing in public twice. She's made a point of saying "Screw THAT", in her ladylike way.

    Calypso poet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First Lady Dr. Jill Biden has been rewearing things! And people are complaining of course🤦🏻‍♀️

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more worried that someone is counting!

    Violet Olivia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. The best thing you can do is buy something quality and keep wearing it. All celebrities and public figures should make “re-wearing” cool. Most eco-friendly thing you can do. Buy it. Love it. Don’t buy more.

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    Lynne Monteith
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The same people who would belittle the Royals for rewearing clothing will in their next statment complain that they spend too much money.

    Sergio Bicerra Descalzi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG... not all heroes wear capes, some wear coats for the fourth time

    Shivangi Bhardwaj
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok so maybe she likes to wear this coat, why did they have to say like that

    NK
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They s**t on her when she re-wears clothes and s**t on her when she spends on new clothes. She is the epitome of class, unlike Megxit.

    An Co
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I were here, I would insist on wearing that one coat for EVERYTHING until they went a year without mentioning it.

    Rod Egret
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What?!? You can wear stuff more than once?!? I will save lots of money from now on...

    blugeagua
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! It's almost as if she actually likes the coat and chooses to wear it often?..... you know ... like all people do.

    Chicago Dog Lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, this is irrelevant for most of us, but not celebrities who wear things only once. Clothing manufacturing is a major polluter!

    Jjiinnee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Press: Look at her wearing a coat more than once. Also Press: The Royals need to learn to be frugal

    Bobert Robertson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wear my favourite sweater a few times a week....

    Chloe *Leah* Pheonix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wear my hoodie every single day rain or shine unless I have to wash it

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    kerry kerry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And hopefully the next time she wears it Thrice is a charm

    denzoren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The media would really write about anything.

    Lucy Reeves
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a nice coat, long sleeve and covers the bum/top of her legs. Ideal for our changeable weather and the colour suits her. Most people buy clothes that are weather-suitable and that look good on them. God forbid she should act like a real human being

    Full English
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait is that blue or white and gold.......

    Brandy Grote
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's freaking Alexander McQueen! Why wouldn't you want to wear attractive, durable clothing often?

    Amy Pattie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bitch if I owned anything Alexander McQueen you bet your ass I wouldn’t wear anything else. Oh, no, a well-made coat that suits my persona, fits my form well and is comfortable, better not wear it too much! Quality over quantity guys, this will save the world.

    Mackenzie Neal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Contrary to popular belief she can wear an outfit more than once. For all you know she could like the way it looks/ feels.

    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she wouldn't rewear this coat (which looks fantastic on her), the same paper wopuld complain about wastefulness and privilege.

    Hugh Walter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who's f88king counting? The 'Royal Correspondents', not like they've got anything else to do...

    Royer Potts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Media: the Royals cost money and serve no purpose! Also the media: OMG, she wore the same outfit again!

    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks nice on her. So what if she wears it again?

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the media are a f*****g plague

    Kitty Kat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, no! Look at Kate, re-wearing her coat, like a peasant!

    Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only if it is Alexander McQueen!

    Davo gifman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also the fact of how many times she wore the outfit. Ridiculous.

    Anke Dieken
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I'm wearing the same jacket since ... ooof... maybe 20 years? Yes, it's a bit worn out but I ca't find something else I really like for a reasonable price, so... do I get a medal now? ;)

    Jill Tremblay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think that's the same coat. It buttons up different and the color is a tad different. No engagement ring on the picture on the left...(has nothing to do with the coat, just an observation)

    Duncan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So dumb these stories. Would they prefer she wore a different thing everytime wasting untold amounts of money? It is like someone who lights their cigar with a hundred dollar bill.

    A-c Van Binsbergen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    However if William wears the same pair of trousers for the 15th time, nobody seems to care

    AzKhaleesi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fourth time??? oh wow. *eye roll

    SlartyBlartFast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh how dare she! The nerve! The audacity!

    WA2DK
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummm...... maybe she likes her coat and isn't a completely wasteful moron. I dunno........

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for her! Imagine not having a different outfit for every single time you get photographed. Who'd have thought?

    Mike Loux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Son of a BITCH. *slaps forehead*

    Turtle42
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um. I wear my favourite jacket forever. Then it dies and I cry.

    Victoria
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called a washing machine, people!!!

    Lyn Moffett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeez. I wonder how many times I've worn an item!!! Time to get rid of it lol

    MCathenaE
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With the cost of a McQueen Coat, she had better wear it as many times as possible!

    Natalia A
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always marvel at how she never has sweat patches. Ever. How is she not boiling when she's buttoned up like that?!

    joanna fugal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh no. I wore me favorite shirt for 3 days, call me gross

    Lucky2BAlive
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What would happen if people just stopped paying for their lifestyles? Here’s a reality show, they have to move into middle income houses, do their own yard work, cut coupons, and live a regular life for as long as they could. (Oh wait, they sort of already have. Sans the 9 bedroom home in Montecito ans being used by Oprah for ratings and Meghans ego)

    LiuLiu
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahahahahaha

    Nay Wilson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its a nice coat. are the pockets real, i wonder?

    Dre Mosley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even want to talk about how many days in a row I'll wear the same pair of jeans.

    Aurel Chatterjee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who even notices and writes these headlines? Like, if you see royalty, why are you hung up on their COAT??

    Mari Bryant
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paparazzi hate when celebrities wear the same clothes bc their either can't sell their photos or won't get a high price. Princess Diana famously did this when she went to the gym. The paparazzi staked out her gym, and everyday she wore the same Virgin sweatshirt. She did it to devalue the photos.

    Lynn H
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's nice to see famous people wear the same thing more than once. There is no need to wear something only once. It's a waste of money and closet space. And just stupid..

    Linda Ellis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love when they say she "recycles" outfits.

    Martha Meyer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She used to be criticized for "wasting" tax payer money with expensive clothes. That's why it's now frequently pointed out when she wears something again.

    Franziska
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wear the same coat almost every day day where's my article?

    emily arslain
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you guys change outfits day to day? I wear the same sweats for a week 😂

    Don't Look
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, okay but she’s not the one who posted it…

    Llama_flower93
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The reason they post a story about this is because normally they would post about what new outfit she was wearing. She's taking their ammunition so now their post is even more absurd.

    Veronica Mars
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't realise that I could wear my coat more than Once! Oh my golly gosh if I'd known that I wouldn't have waited till the only coat that fit me broke at the pocket because it was the best I could afford and it served me two winters, and I wouldn't have bothered to patch it up because I couldn't afford a new coat! WOW! I am so glad you enlightened me about an actual member of the royal family re-using a COAT! Not that it's something that people who don't have a home (or an internet connection to comment on it on) can be picky about! Heaven forbid I wear it mooooooore than OOOOOONNNCE!!!!

    IlovemydogShilo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And there is the rest of who wear the same coat day after day that we we got in the High Street for £20.00

    Uber Mensch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, you know, money has been a little tight lately...

    Mark Johansen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard that some desperately poor people have these things called "washing machines" and they wear the same clothes over and over.

    Rei
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I guess we should l have an article about us wearing the same things every few weeks.

    Brendan Hills
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ....but how did the opening swap from left to right?

    Stannous Flouride
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need I point out that the same folks who laud this would attack Megan Markle for doing the same thing.

    WholesomeArmyweeb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “OMG ashely look at this!” “Omg Rebecca we have to tell the world”

    Charlie_The_Gay_Frog
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    UK news: US news: CoViD-19 HaS gOtTeN SuPrIsEnGlY wOrSe dUE tO AnTi-MaSkErS iN AmErIcA

    Donna Leske
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    4 years ago

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    Nothing against Kate, I think she's likely a lovely person - however what evil was the designer thinking to produce a coat with enormous pockets that you can't put anything bulkier than a stick of gum or you become lumpy? At least take the flaps off! (Kate - have those sleeves tailored, they are a bit too long)

    Mazer
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    4 years ago

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    She’s breaking tradition every day

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    #23

    No Wait!

    No Wait!

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is your political affiliation so important to Americans? Are there no people that just don't like any of them? That think, I'll listen to what they say and vote for the person that seems to have the best ideas to me? Nobody that thinks, 'I agree with the Dems on that subject, but disagree with the other thing. And I like the Reps idea on this, but not on that'?

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    #24

    Consider It

    Consider It

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    Premislaus de Colo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, the YT reply to that was to offer a premium...

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    #25

    Truly A Yearly Highlight

    Truly A Yearly Highlight

    randomOmellette Report

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was 7, I lost a tooth. I put it under my pillow for the tooth fairy. The next morning I found a $20 bill under my pillow. I rushed in to the kitchen and said "The tooth fairy gave me 20 bucks!!" My mother looked at my Dad and said "Wow...the tooth fairy was generous!" To which my Dad responds "Probably because it was dark and the tooth fairy couldn't see what he was pulling out of his wallet."

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    #26

    I’m Sure He Brewed His Own Coffee Too

    I’m Sure He Brewed His Own Coffee Too

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    Frances M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But he did go to Harvard... he just didn’t stay

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    #27

    Good Firm Handshake Should Open Up Doors..

    Good Firm Handshake Should Open Up Doors..

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    Connie Bonneville
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first breakdown would be their wage. The second would be their zero benefits. The third... no pension. This. Is. Genius.

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    #28

    Is It Even Real??

    Is It Even Real??

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    Lorraine Geater
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly!!!!!!!!!!! And what's with everyone flying off to far away places to enjoy the sun when I can't visit my parents who live 2 miles away!?

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    #29

    Why Not Both...

    Why Not Both...

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    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trash in the sea, literally and figuratively...

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    #30

    So What Breed Is He

    So What Breed Is He

    ThiccAsThi3ves Report

    Anne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You prefer kids running around at Costco? I prefer them leashed and under control tbh..

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    #31

    Top Notch

    Top Notch

    EleanorMargolis Report

    Frances M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And all the different flavours, plain, peppermint, spearmint, catnip, the list is admittedly short, but so good...

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    #32

    Such A Good Boy

    Such A Good Boy

    khashkh Report

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    #33

    Get Shrecked

    Get Shrecked

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    kasa alex
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its so weird how Magic Mike is literally a movie about male strippers, yet they still managed to sexualise women/treat women as somewhat of a joke (i.e. its 'funny' but not threatening to see middle-aged women losing it over male strippers), all the while still portraying the men as dominant and strong

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    #34

    The Elephant In The Room

    The Elephant In The Room

    ginnyhogan_ Report

    Eppe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both understandable. What's the point of calling an obese person fat? They won't magically loose weight and it will probably just make them feel bad. Complimenting a person that has lost weight is a nice thing to do.

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    #35

    He Needs 8 Months Of Tips

    He Needs 8 Months Of Tips

    shaysade_ Report

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My gf found a lost phone once, which of course was locked, and we were sitting there wondering what to do with it when it rang and it was the owner's mother. So if you lose your phone, try phoning it, as some nice person may have found it and be trying to work out how best to return in.

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    #36

    100% Talk To Myself

    100% Talk To Myself

    WlTCHFINDER-GENERAL Report

    Luther von Wolfen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what cats are for. (To the tune of "That's What Friends Are For".)

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    #37

    All Colleges Should Offer This

    All Colleges Should Offer This

    jfitzgeraldMD Report

    ThoughtsAreNotFacts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A terrible reality, but glad there are people who think about what they've learned and don't just have the "too bad, but doesn't affect me" take away

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    #38

    This Has Potential

    This Has Potential

    jacob_toth_ Report

    Evelína Zlá
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I saw this already... but the OP was a woman.

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    #40

    Yeah!

    Yeah!

    CarlBoucherKnee Report

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    #41

    Dead Turkeys Don't Grow

    Dead Turkeys Don't Grow

    heartless-tramp Report

    #42

    More Like A Hell-Iday

    More Like A Hell-Iday

    peepeepillow Report

    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm convinced it's a strategy of the hotels so they don't have to feed as many guests breakfast.

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    #43

    Stopping

    Stopping

    Average_Dad1 Report

    Lorraine Geater
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!! So true and so funny!!!!!!!

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    #44

    No, No He Has A Point

    No, No He Has A Point

    Dullahen Report

    Luther von Wolfen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in Virginia. The sky is hazy because Oregon is on fire. Maybe we'll just stay in this weekend.

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    #45

    It’s Never Too Late...

    It’s Never Too Late...

    Mmheyre Report

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially if they involve world domination and general mayhem.

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    #46

    Legit

    Legit

    plm5116 Report

    Some Cool Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure it's good for you but it tastes like shite

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    #47

    I Ain't No Hometown Hunk

    I Ain't No Hometown Hunk

    pete_schultz Report

    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's okay. I'm pretty sure in most of those films, you fall for your secretary/coworker/boss anyway. You'll be okay.

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    #49

    Cover Me

    Cover Me

    steeve_again Report

    Prilsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think they ever threw him into battle anyway

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    #50

    “Could Use A 7th Bathroom But You Can’t Have It All I Suppose”

    “Could Use A 7th Bathroom But You Can’t Have It All I Suppose”

    Yellakydd Report

    Seonag Udell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mum does this every time we go past an estate agent when we go down to Devon or Cornwall.

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    #51

    True

    True

    commonvanilla Report

    #52

    Cauliflower Wings > Chicken Wings

    Cauliflower Wings > Chicken Wings

    LiviSymone Report

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    #53

    The Shortest And Best Business Plan I've Ever Seen

    The Shortest And Best Business Plan I've Ever Seen

    DonovanCain Report

    #54

    How The Tables Have Turned

    How The Tables Have Turned

    senorElMeowMeow Report

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    #55

    I Mean He's Not Wrong

    I Mean He's Not Wrong

    ShinyCobra24 Report

    #56

    Don't Mess With Grandma

    Don't Mess With Grandma

    regian24 Report

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And no one judges you like grandmas do *shufders*.

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    #57

    Same

    Same

    mollylambert Report

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    #58

    Language Is Important

    Language Is Important

    MekaeliaD Report

    #59

    Sounds Kinda Nice

    Sounds Kinda Nice

    kevinowdziej Report

    Sarcastic Cow
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last one - absolutely no problem with it. Also, I would agree that Robert Pattinson or Willem Dafoe were be my colleagues.

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    #60

    Bird Professor

    Bird Professor

    NorthernSprw Report

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hummingbirds have feet about the width of sewing needles. Those things are tiny! Their feathers are miniscule. Their "zoom" sounds as they fly from your hand to their freedom are priceless!

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    #61

    What Is Your Revenge Story?

    What Is Your Revenge Story?

    allaitermoi Report

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when you dump the landlord, marry his father and take his inheritance!

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    #62

    Some People Just Don’t Know The Struggle

    Some People Just Don’t Know The Struggle

    reddit.com Report

    Brandy Grote
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Showing their true criminal apathy!

    #63

    Land Of The Free (To Call Me Anytime)

    Land Of The Free (To Call Me Anytime)

    anotherwastakentoo Report

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We suffer bravely through socialist health care, economy killing workers unions and overall not being able to live in the greatest country on earth. Pray for us and keep us in your thoughts.

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    #64

    Cannot Unsee

    Cannot Unsee

    xtilexx Report

    Lorraine Geater
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha ha ha ha very perceptive of you and spot on!

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    #65

    Not Exactly Wrong

    Not Exactly Wrong

    TakeForGrantd Report

    Frances M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex-boss once said to me that you don’t go to college to learn stuff, you go to prove to future employers that you can stick the mind numbing boredom for years to reach your project end goal.

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    #66

    "Hey...you Gotta Minute?"

    "Hey...you Gotta Minute?"

    PrisciCa69 Report

    #67

    Momma Said No Days Off Son

    Momma Said No Days Off Son

    dragonslayer_90 Report

    #68

    "I Just Go Hard On Weekends"

    "I Just Go Hard On Weekends"

    dspencer97 Report

    ruby yay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a phone a laptop and 14 pounds in the bank

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    #69

    This Made My Day

    This Made My Day

    DW_14 Report

    Prilsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was that age I had a boyfriend who just jumped out the window, when my mom found out she was just concerned he could've broken his legs

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    #70

    What Else?

    What Else?

    Gumus33 Report

    #71

    I’ll Have The Versace French Toast Please

    I’ll Have The Versace French Toast Please

    Manakanda Report

    #72

    Y’all Creating Whole Families And I’m Sitting Here Eating Cheetos

    Y’all Creating Whole Families And I’m Sitting Here Eating Cheetos

    CrooklynKnight Report

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    #73

    April 11th - Never Forget

    April 11th - Never Forget

    cardboardtube_knight Report

    H Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm still salty over some injustices from childhood. I think those are the ones that stay with you, before you get jaded by life and injustice is just another thing you have to accept.

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    #74

    Was It Worth It?

    Was It Worth It?

    catfishtree Report

    #75

    Dating Someone Who Isn't As "Online" As You

    Dating Someone Who Isn't As "Online" As You

    ajfoucault Report

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    #77

    Netflix Sucks

    Netflix Sucks

    amandamull Report

    Christopher Duffy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the 70 million heavily armed neo-nazis who worship someone who plays a business man on reality TV?

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    #78

    Valid Bewilderment....

    Valid Bewilderment....

    Brownsugargh Report

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure it's referring to Idris Elba. That man FINE!!!

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    #79

    “Millennials Are So Lazy...”

    “Millennials Are So Lazy...”

    Too_Hood_95 Report

    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Influencer: "You should pay ME to allow you to paint my house and I'll give you mention on my social media!"

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    #80

    Must Have 4 Years Of Experience

    Must Have 4 Years Of Experience

    SpectacularOtter Report

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once applied for a job, and they told me I'm hired, and in the span of two weeks they will call me when should I start work. They called me four months later. I went there and quit on second day.

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    #81

    Yup!

    Yup!

    _justyouwait_ Report

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    #82

    After All I Put On Your Platelets, This Is How You Do Me?

    After All I Put On Your Platelets, This Is How You Do Me?

    CassDaChemist Report

    #83

    Must Have A Cold Glass Of Sweet Tea On The Side

    Must Have A Cold Glass Of Sweet Tea On The Side

    icewataa Report

    denzoren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, you grow to appreciate it the older you get.

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    #84

    Like An Fallen Angel

    Like An Fallen Angel

    nineinchrain Report

    Aaron W
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What conservative voters can't seem to understand, is that money invested in those who need it doesn't just vanish. It circulates in the economy and eventually ends up back where it started.

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    #85

    Going Half On Everything

    Going Half On Everything

    SpectacularOtter Report

    Anne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES! Team work! each their own specialties, but working together.

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    #86

    They Blow Up Fireworks For 4 Straight Hours

    They Blow Up Fireworks For 4 Straight Hours

    simoncholland Report

    Luther von Wolfen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Up in my neighborhood, you hope it's fireworks and stay away from the window.

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    #87

    It’s Not A Race!

    It’s Not A Race!

    BrandiMishonna , Auxford_ Report

    kasa alex
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh good, cos I'm 36 and no way near owning my own home

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    #88

    Lemme Lock It Up In The Supermax

    Lemme Lock It Up In The Supermax

    DJRoberts84 Report

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I got my National Insurance card in England, I got a plastic credit card type thing. Lost it within a year and have never actually needed it. What do you use it for?

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    #89

    Surprise Shawtyyy

    Surprise Shawtyyy

    rev_renfroe18 Report

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've gotten calls saying someone just charged a $499 iPhone to my card on Amazon and to press a button to confirm or deny the purchase. What they actually get is a click followed by a dial tone.....

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    #90

    Not Bringing Machetes To Pillow Fights

    Not Bringing Machetes To Pillow Fights

    KingPZe Report

    #91

    Good Ol' Days

    Good Ol' Days

    My_Memes_Will_Cure_U Report

    Prilsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait till you're dating in your 40s, it's stories about how you used to be hot

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    #92

    Find That Happy Balance That Works For You

    Find That Happy Balance That Works For You

    [deleted] Report

    Julie C Rose
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hot take: Americans wouldn’t talk about “mental health days” so much if they were given more annual leave. What Americans call “mental health days” are part of the point of having annual leave.

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    #93

    Heyyyyy Weren’t You Just At CVS?

    Heyyyyy Weren’t You Just At CVS?

    FaceFuckYouDuck Report

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember seeing a handsome young man at a city park with a view, and then seeing him again a few hours later. And the second time, he was being arrested...

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    #94

    In Too Deep At That Point

    In Too Deep At That Point

    Frazeyy_5Hunnid Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's better to go back than to stay in a relationship that's going nowhere.

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    #95

    F*ck Them Hoa Fees

    F*ck Them Hoa Fees

    racampb Report

    #96

    When Your Card Declines

    When Your Card Declines

    daa_lington Report

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    #97

    I Was Just Tryna Be Nice

    I Was Just Tryna Be Nice

    DirtyHandshake Report

    Maneki Neko
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chatted to a fairly new colleague at work. Told him I was very hungry, had no food, and break was 3 hours to go. He offered me his sandwich. I accepted and ate it straight away. He still recalls „the day I ate his sandwich“. Well, don‘t offer it out of courtesy if you‘re not prepared to loose it. We‘re married 10 years this year. :-)

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    #98

    Lmao “Cook It Again” Kind Of Makes You Wonder What The First Person To Drink Cows Milk Was Thinking When They Saw It!

    Lmao “Cook It Again” Kind Of Makes You Wonder What The First Person To Drink Cows Milk Was Thinking When They Saw It!

    Ho0dieMelo Report

    K. Lange
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in Germany we have "Zwieback", which literally means double baked. It is very crunchy and is very good storable. I love it soaked in cold milk with some chocolate powder as a refreshing summer lunch. It is also great for small kids or people who cannot chew properly :-D

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    #99

    This Is For Sure My Go To, I’m Not Tryna Do The Back And Fourth!

    This Is For Sure My Go To, I’m Not Tryna Do The Back And Fourth!

    Ho0dieMelo Report

    #100

    Should’ve Left The Plastic Wrapping On

    Should’ve Left The Plastic Wrapping On

    Crescentnobody Report

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    #101

    Be My Queen

    Be My Queen

    Nasjere Report

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