30 Of The Funniest Parenting Tweets We Found On The Internet This Month

Cosy!

That kid is going places!

Hahaha!

My dog (who is terrified of the smoke detector) has started getting visibly anxious when I start to cook. Thanks for the vote of confidence.

That's funny 😂

Isn't that the message of Evan Almighty? God gives you the opportunities that produce the gaol of your prayers.

And the student became the teacher

Love this one.

And the entire place smells like feet

Omg is THAT what’s been happening? I mean she’s 25 now and still sleeps through the night but I don’t.

lol

Well now this logan is also friend

100%this

This made me snort

and dad tried to tell you your whole life and now his time has come.

And it's wet

Worse even - you are a skeleton, wearing human skin.

Bwhahaha! 💀

that's an emergency! :(

Wait until you have a girlfriend.

My boss would often Email, can we have a catch up later this morning....all good! It was such a relief. Bit worrying if it had no caveat.

The place that boards my horse always calls like that too. Because we immediately assume they're calling about injury or illness - and a big vet bill!

Got the same preface from the hospital about my daredevil husband. Whew.

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I really hope he grows out of that....... Otherwise he is never going to get married.

Serial killer

I recently had a lengthy but interesting conversation about dinosaurs with some random kid. He just popped the door open and started talking about his favorite dino and I didn't want to leave him standing there, so there we were until his mom noticed 😁

I did that with my son's lecture on Thomas the Tank Engine, to a pair of Jehovah's Witnesses once. They've never come back, even after we moved

My oldest great grandson, when he was six, was a total expert on sharks. I mean he knew everything about all the different kinds of sharks!

I wish my nephew would tel me about lizards or dinosaurs. I'm tired of hearing about the game Doors!

Go metric asap!

That is cute but the banana scale is more understandable.

rats gonna be the new bananas

Banana for scale!

The most American kid ever!

That's fair

Tune in next week for "Headlice for everyone!" stay tuned for "Scabies, the gift that keeps on giving".

Two of my friends got pneumonia

Here it's covid. But yes

it's true, that's the cutest :D

Ugh my daughter used to do this 🤣

You can get a good five days out of one pair if you rotate them right. Look at my name..... I know.

Watch the end of Big Hero 6. "I wear them inside out and front to back"

Maybe he's just practicing for his honeymoon.