While you scroll through an eternity of your Twitter feed, it’s easy to get lost in anything from politics to societal problems, have your temperature soar and your mood drop on a day that otherwise was perfectly if not fine, then okay-ish.
So it’s no secret that on some occasions, we all benefit from more light-hearted content avoiding all the heated discussions on trending threads as if you were playing Minesweeper.
Luckily, there’s a subreddit dedicated to precisely this. Titled “NonPoliticalTwitter,” it celebrates Twitter posts that are politics-free and have some vibes instead. “Come vibe with us,” the page’s description says and 73.8k members have already signed up for it. So what do you get? A hilariously accurate selection of the best tweets for anyone from a weird sense of humor to a more pragmatic attitude towards life.
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Now, This Sounds Like A Story
Teens are easy to brainwash into believing they are the chosen one. Btw the Lost Lands series of games by 5 BN games has a non teen heroine. The first game has her rescue her son.
It’s no secret that Twitter is the unofficial home of many online comedians who share those little bursts of life, whether it’s a joke or pun, an observation or opinionated post. Part of Twitter’s appeal has to do with how user-friendly the platform really is since every tweet there only takes a few sentences.
Clever
"Modern problems require modern solutions"... the kids know :-)
This Is The Way
It's sort of like a Facebook status, but it's public, so the audience is different. If you want to reach an audience beyond your closest circle of followers, it's important to post things that have broader appeal. And because Twitter’s audience is so vast and diverse, you get to participate in conversations (or threads) about nearly every little thing that happens in the world.
I Mean, He's Not Wrong...
Biggest Mistake Of Her Life
Bread Is God
The accuracy of this post hits me deep in my soul. I thought i was the only one that did this.
In 2017, Twitter conducted a multicountry study that showed that Twitter’s audience operates in a receptive mindset when using the platform, and the audience is also highly influential across a vast array of topic categories. The same study showed that Twitter users tend to be natural explorers compared to the general online population.
According to Cartier Stennis, a head of market insights and analytics in the US, “They are more likely to discover new things (82% vs. 71% for the online pop.); They are more open-minded (81% vs. 74%); They also like to be the first to try new things (59% vs. 41%).”
Fruit
There is no such thing as too many mangoes. Pulp flesh in the blender and freeze for later use with yoghurt, ice cream or cereal. Use in milkshakes or make into mousse.
Ever had a maths problem with your name on it? That's a great way to get the attention of all the class.
No. I was the only one for a while with the odd name. Nothing personalized. Lol
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I never told anyone, but I can see the future and in the future of your friends and relatives I see a lot of gifts of mangoe preserves, marmelade, salsa....
Mathematically, 25. But based on unknown principles, 10.
My husband and I recently did this with bananas and you only get a few days for those. Lots of banana pressure in my house with just him and me here.
Cut them into small pieces, freeze them and then put them through a juicer (juice extractor). Nice banana ice cream. Or make banana fritters (with very ripe ones)
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My uncle used to bring 4-5 mangoes and if someone ate he would ask who ate his mangoes? So my cousin told him that he should get more mangoes then he won't have to keep track. So he bought 20 kg of mangoes. This was at the time when they were in lockdown and their refrigerator gave up after two decades of use. They couldn't make ice creams or anything from the mangoes. My aunt started giving the mangoes in the neighborhood.
Here in Australia in summer, you can buy trays of literally 40 mangoes at a time
Pffft. Only less than 40 mangoes? That's like 10 pieces of strawberries. I'd eat them in a breath. So, the more the better.
whenever my dad sees something on sale, he always buys so many of them. we've had so many bags of grapes and about 20 packs of blueberries. help
Lucky for you, there's no such thing as too many mangoes! Eat, enjoy and invite your friends.
Assuming each mango is 50 cents they just bought 60% of their mangoes and the fruit stall's daily mango revenue is 23% of the total fruits revenue, how much did the 25 mangoes contribute to the stall's total weekly revenue? I don't have the answer for this too. Please don't kill me.
when life hands ya mangoes start a smoothie stand..also why do ya'll need that man mangoes?OO
So that's why the people in math problems have so much fruit!
I never got this... I teach math as well and my Tutor always told me to keep the math problems realistic... So no "you buy 25 Watermelons and 10 % of them are bad" except you own the watermelon-store. @_@ who's doing those damn math questions? Tell me and I take care of it...
Luckily, most mangoes are sold unripe, so they last a month or so. Still, one mango a day is a lot of mango.
Mangoes are clearly more popular around the world than they seem to be in the UK, I've never seen anyone buy more than a couple
That's because they're s**t in Europe (and the UK) because they arrive here unripe. Eat a proper ripe mango and have your mind blown.
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Yeah That's Weird
Yeah and getting a girlfriend that's over 300 years younger than you is just creepy.
Guess She Won
Furthermore, they found that Twitter users possess greater influence to compare with users of other platforms. The study showed that “78% of US Twitter users like to give their opinion about things they’re knowledgeable about or interested in (vs 66% US online population) and 55% of US Twitter users share things they’ve seen on Twitter with others offline (by showing them their phone screens).”
Me_irl
Wait, isn´t that picture supposed to be Pakalu Papito? Are they the same person or is this an impostor?
Feels
Unorthodox *for His Time*
Good Boy
Doctor: Excessive Crying Is Normal, You're Not Meant To Be Happy
If You Call Me, 8/10 Times I Will Ignore It
He Clearly Did Not
Not So Smart After All
Need A Better System
Fiat Stands For Fix It Again Tony
One Person Doesn't Always Have To Be Right
I Wish I Didn’t Relate To This So Well
For The Kids
Waiting For My Package Currently...
You missed the step where they "attempted delivery", but really they were running late and your parcel got skipped
A Great Friendship
Mm. Balsa Wood
Hah yes I could only imagine the spoon-taste before I read underneath XD
Me_irl
Welcome to adulthood. You can also expect random pain in the morning, dish-soap running out randomly, and detergent being suddenly low when you only just bought it.
Ia This That Difficult For People
I Do
A Good Risotto
Before I got to the end of his message it was 😱 but it took a sharp turn into aww that's nice :)
I Don’t See The Issue Tbh, Seems Like Good Eye-Witnessin’
Missed Opportunities Be Like
Impregnated Goblin
Either Way
Very good question. And I hate it when you make the effort to click unsubscribe and it wants you to f*****g log in to do it!
He's Bin Better
Raccoon
Absolutelynotmeirl
Don’t Think For A Second You’ll Ever Surpass Me
Yep
what? If they would enforce that rule, the company value would drop to about $1,99
Mutant Ninja Tuetlw
I imagine these renaissance artist all sitting together under the streets of NYC, eating pizza and practicing some awesome ninja moves! 😂😂😂
Same
I’m A Huge Fan
HAHAHA 😂😂😂 Also good: If the in-laws give you parental advice say that you have one of their kids at home and they didn't made a good job on this one. 👍🏻
I'd Like To Hear Em
If that'd be true, we'd just sit there and listen about mental illness, parents divorcing, family issues, abuse etc. Maybe we should, but people in charge don't want to listen to it.
Liar
Signature Look Of Superiority
Which Purse Isn’t Like This?
Then This Is The Wrong Thing To Buy
They Are Trying Their Best
I must be a traditionalist despite being a millennial because what this person is describing is one of the reasons why I won’t touch those apps with a 10-foot pole. I’ll inflate a 3 or 4’s score to a 5 in customer service surveys, but anything lower than that and I’m not doing a survey. And I resent that corporations’ management are lazy and selfish enough that I feel the need to even do that.
Happens
He doesn't need to tick the 'uncontrollable crying' box with those skills
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I want to know why the "victims" in horror films or slasher films stand around screaming. It's like "Shut up and run!!!" I actually watched a show the other day where the girl sees the back sliding door open, closes it to see the reflection of the killer in the glass, and as she turns around, the sliding door starts opening while she's still holding it and starts screaming. Here's a hint, open the door, step through and run like heck! Wait to scream until you're running away!
that is very good advice i'll bear in mind next time i'm being murdered
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I want to know why the "victims" in horror films or slasher films stand around screaming. It's like "Shut up and run!!!" I actually watched a show the other day where the girl sees the back sliding door open, closes it to see the reflection of the killer in the glass, and as she turns around, the sliding door starts opening while she's still holding it and starts screaming. Here's a hint, open the door, step through and run like heck! Wait to scream until you're running away!
that is very good advice i'll bear in mind next time i'm being murdered
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