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Jimmy Fallon is asking people to tweet out something weird, funny, or embarrassing that their moms have said by using the hashtag #MomQuotes. It's for his latest hashtag game, and the best will appear on his show, but as you can see from this hilarious list, he's going to have real trouble deciding which ones are the funniest! From moms apologizing for butt-dialing somebody by telling them it was a "booty call," to moms who order pickles with extra cheeseburgers, these tweets will remind you that moms really are special, in every sense of the word. Don't forget to vote for the funniest tweet!
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Bel Panado 8 years ago
I bet the dad wasn't able to come up with a comeback. It's not his turn to use the brain. HAHA!
Kate Baxter 8 years ago
With my Mum it was if you fall out of the tree and break your neck don't come running to me.
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Alexandra Rikerson 8 years ago
My mom says exactly that, looks like moms are same everywhere 😃
Michelle Dodson 8 years ago
I absolutely LOVE this one: Seriously? My daughter used to try to freak me out by saying "I used to be in you" and I came right back with, "that's what your Dad said".
Bridget Smith 8 years ago
It's a right of passage after childbirth to make comments like that. I think moms learn all the snarky comebacks during pregnancy when the hormones are high and they're retaining themselves from hitting someone obnoxious. At least i feel like that's when I'd store it in my brain for future use
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MonicBlue C 8 years ago
Sorry, I hit send, before finishing:D So, she told my cousin: "If you fall and die, I promise I will kill you!" :)
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Bunnies are better!! 8 years ago
I think this makes sense. If you tried running with two broken legs, you'd get even more hurt
Crystal Vaughan 8 years ago
I've also heard, 'If you cut off both legs with the lawn mower, don't come running to me!'
Bunnies are better!! 8 years ago
you couldn't run over to her, though, if you broke both their legs.
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Zori the degu 8 years ago
I've got tears in my eyes because I laughed so hard! That's such a badass grandma!
ugaas wiilhoog 8 years ago
Reminds me of every time my mum wanted discipline me, my grandmother (good rest her soul) would interfere and remind my mother of the c**p she used to do. God I miss her.
Cecille Tabuena 8 years ago
it only goes to show...grandmas are the best spoiler! :D #GrandmaKnowsBest ^_^
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Mark Kelly 8 years ago
Glad I have 2 brothers and a sister and my sister and one bro are a triplet with me.
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Melody Lanzatella 8 years ago
How was your mother supposed to supply you with a boyfriend for your birthday???
BoredBunny 8 years ago
Magic. I learned that in kindergarten. What are they teaching you in those schools?
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Sunshine Michener 8 years ago
My dad gave me a hot wheels camaro for my 16th birthday. It was in a small box. I thought it was a key to his camaro. So disappointed.
Amber Ice 8 years ago
Because maybe some people have humor in their lives
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Nikolina Kalajdžić 8 years ago
And they never looked at another dirty magazine out of sheer disgust
Alejandro Irausquin 8 years ago
Side effect: Next time you tried to see the magazine, your mom came to your mind, so you stopped watching such magazines!!!
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Bunnies are better!! 8 years ago
Me: *gets all Fs and Ds*. Okay, I didn't get any Bs, can I go dress shopping now?
Bridget Smith 8 years ago
Being a nerd is AWESOME. I wear that label proudly!
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Socially Awkward 8 years ago
Wait... B's? My parents are okay with those. I guess I'm just lucky.
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Melody Lanzatella 8 years ago
I used to call my kids about 4 different names and then say, "Oh hell! Whoever you are!!"
BoredBunny 8 years ago
My parents and I mix up my brother's names, and since we got a dog, it's been happening to me as well.
Caitlyn Williams 8 years ago
Try being called five brother's names and the dogs and then being called You What's you face or What's your butt
bern Habubbi 8 years ago
love this, my cycles through my entire family before she gets the right name haha
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Lakia Hawkins 8 years ago
OMG, I tell my daughter this about some boy she has a crush on. They don't listen
Toronto'nian 8 years ago
..well..according to your profile picture, you show a lot, but certainly not your value:-)
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Melody Lanzatella 8 years ago
When all of the social media first started up, as I was talking to my daughters about it, I said" You know! Spacebook!" They were howling.
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Long Joan Silver 8 years ago
Same here! Sometimes, she even thinks that if a family member shares a video, that they're also in it. She points and yells "LOOK! YOUR AUNTY ELENA IS IN THIS!" I'm like "uhh, mum, that looks nothing like her! That's just a dancer/actress".
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Rogue Hater 8 years ago
Very interesting lol.... I wonder if when we use his name it like comes up on his computer and he sees what we write... haha
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Munashe Rupango 8 years ago
Yeah ,she doesn't make it twice ,she just does it 3 times just to be absolutely sure it's a mistake
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Master Markus 8 years ago
See, I would've thought "Hammer Time", but apparently those are Vanilla Ice lyrics. Sorry if the only Vanilla Ice I'm familiar with is a buff vampire.
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MonicBlue C 8 years ago
Well...I have to admit, I have the same tendency when someone is spiking and I can't here them. :))
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Lakia Hawkins 8 years ago
Yessss, and I could never understand why. My grandma always thought I would brake her cordless phones for talking on them to long
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Menno van Oosten 8 years ago
The priest - the exorsist - wasn't the one turning his head, it was Regan, played by Linda Blair.
BoredBunny 8 years ago
She said IN the exorcist, not she WAS the exorcist.
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Susann Campbell 8 years ago
Private self defense classes for your next scare and last scare. LOL
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Long Joan Silver 8 years ago
Or Greek, Cypriot or Macedonian. Yep, our family used slippers LOL
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Sunshine Michener 8 years ago
I once went to McDonalds without my children. When we got up to the register I asked for a hammy happy meal. The poor girl just looked at me like i grew an extra head. I'm still teased about it.
darknessIsMyOutfit 8 years ago
My mom asked how many slices are in an 8 slice pizza instead of is there 8 slices in a mediun.
Chris Angela 8 years ago
I heard a story abt a guy who threw the apple out of the car window instead of the stalk. 😂
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Edouard Youssef 8 years ago
*everything goes black and white* *8bit glasses appear on mom's nose* *music out loud "I AM THE ONE DON'T NEED A GUN TO GET RESPECT UPON THE STREETS"* Like a boss
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Long Joan Silver 8 years ago
My mum: "bye sweetie. Me: "bye mum". Mum: "bye sweetheart". Me: "okay, bye". Mum: "bye"...me: *hangs up after the gazillionth time*
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Jennifer Horn 8 years ago
I'm right there with you. It's been 20 yrs since my Mom passed, and it still hurts.
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Saeyoul Akiyune 2 years ago
Same, except it was often said by my stepdad when my siblings and I were kids - I hated it (along with every "welcome to adult life" sequence comment)
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Naima Ivansdóttir 8 years ago
sorry to break it to you but this is a quote from actress anna magnani.
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CultOfBambi 8 years ago
It's a Bill Cosby quote about something his mom used to say. If she were still alive I wonder what she'd think of her rapist son now!
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Buzz Covington 8 years ago
My mom once told me "Knock it off, or I will slap you so hard, your eyes will roll around in your head like BBs in a matchbox!" I still laugh when I think of it.
Buzz Covington 8 years ago
My mom once told me "Knock it off, or I will slap you so hard, your eyes will roll around in your head like BBs in a matchbox!" I still laugh when I think of it.
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