Jimmy Fallon is asking people to tweet out something weird, funny, or embarrassing that their moms have said by using the hashtag #MomQuotes. It's for his latest hashtag game, and the best will appear on his show, but as you can see from this hilarious list, he's going to have real trouble deciding which ones are the funniest! From moms apologizing for butt-dialing somebody by telling them it was a "booty call," to moms who order pickles with extra cheeseburgers, these tweets will remind you that moms really are special, in every sense of the word. Don't forget to vote for the funniest tweet!

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John L 1 year ago

Oh what a classic comeback! :D

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tweetybird 1 year ago

my mum right here

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Alexandra Rikerson 1 year ago

My mom says exactly that, looks like moms are same everywhere 😃

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MonicBlue C 1 year ago

In a similar situation, my aunt once told my co

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John L 1 year ago

This clearly proves that age and wisdom tend to go hand-in-hand. :D

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Socially Awkward 1 year ago

Well... you might.

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Melody Lanzatella 1 year ago

How was your mother supposed to supply you with a boyfriend for your birthday???

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Nikolina Kalajdžić 1 year ago

And they never looked at another dirty magazine out of sheer disgust

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Usernameofgag 1 year ago

Oh my God. The best life lesson ever!

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Melody Lanzatella 1 year ago

OMG! THAT IS AWESOME!!!!

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PoisonSoda 1 year ago

Sam why are you such a nerd? - Dean

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#12

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Heather Riseborough 1 year ago

I was always calling my youngest son by the cat's name!

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#13

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Janice Foster 1 year ago

Good work, Mum@

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#14

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Catalina Ioan 1 year ago

In all fairness, voodoo classes sound much cooler!

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CatPerson 1 year ago

"one day"

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Melody Lanzatella 1 year ago

A relation to Jimmy????

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#17

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GlassOfWater 1 year ago

My mum always does that!

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#18

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Bo Bednar 1 year ago

Lol!

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Angelina Wilkins 1 year ago

Aww, so cute and corny.

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#20

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Marina Vrielink 1 year ago

Valid question 👍

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Benny Lava 1 year ago

Not true if you were meeting Kim Jong-Il.

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piggy panda 1 year ago

omg that's terrible but i can't stop laughing

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#23

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Janice Foster 1 year ago

Another good one!

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#24

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Emma Öhrström 1 year ago

"But honey It's not my fault my mum said I could!"

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Daniëlle Raats 1 year ago

whahahaha

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#26

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Daria B 1 year ago

Sounds like a happy Australian family. ♥

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Munashe Rupango 1 year ago

Yeah ,she doesn't make it twice ,she just does it 3 times just to be absolutely sure it's a mistake

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Yulia Orlov 1 year ago

I am writing this one down! Will use it!!

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#29

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Mark Kelly 1 year ago

To be fair maybe the warehouse would probably be closed.

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Brenda Olano 1 year ago

Maybe she meant quality not quantity

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#31

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troufaki13 1 year ago

And now it's stuck in my head...

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#32

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Chris Angela 1 year ago

Apply cold water

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#33

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Anna Thouvenin 1 year ago

Best mom

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#34

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Usernameofgag 1 year ago

But it is true...

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ADHORTATOR 1 year ago

it is always the fault of the phone,,,

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#36

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Daniëlle Raats 1 year ago

It's smart to do what feels right for you.

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Ellie 1 year ago

"Like I'm IN the exorcist" not like she was the exorcist :P

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#38

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Pamela Lopour 1 year ago

Me.

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#39

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Angelina Wilkins 1 year ago

You're mom is a G.

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Lakia Hawkins 1 year ago

LOL OMG soo funny. Wish I could have been there

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Da_lazy_unicorn 1 year ago

Actually tho

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#43

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Jess Gore 1 year ago

Seems like a pretty reasonable request.

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Tesore Holland 1 year ago

Must be an Italian mom ;-)

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#46

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Joeri Eyckmans 1 year ago

Well.. that's definitely.... euhm .....true

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Chris Angela 1 year ago

Close enough

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Zombie Gurl 1 year ago

I bet that she gotten that from My Big Fat Greek Wedding

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Angelina Wilkins 1 year ago

Mom logic.

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frank0ys 1 year ago

...Lol!

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Chris Angela 1 year ago

Omg 😂 it does sound like it

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#53

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Susann Campbell 1 year ago

Think is already has.

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Sunshine Michener 1 year ago

I once went to McDonalds without my children. When we got up to the register I asked for a hammy happy meal. The poor girl just looked at me like i grew an extra head. I'm still teased about it.

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Edouard Youssef 1 year ago

*everything goes black and white* *8bit glasses appear on mom's nose* *music out loud "I AM THE ONE DON'T NEED A GUN TO GET RESPECT UPON THE STREETS"* Like a boss

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Linda Gulley 1 year ago

Or new Kanye or any Kanye

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#58

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Mark Kelly 1 year ago

Interpret it how you want.

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Lara B. 1 year ago

That is sooo typical :D

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Mark Kelly 1 year ago

haha what?

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Napo Allenius-Tapiovaara 1 year ago

#Nissan next speedster?

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Tar Am 1 year ago

I just had a clear picture of what kind of mom I'll be XD

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#63

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Lakia Hawkins 1 year ago

Wowww LOL

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Rachelle McDonald 1 year ago

That happens with my Mom ALL THE TIME!

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#65

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Jane Doe 1 year ago

Cause everything could happen on the Caribbeans!))

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Janice Foster 1 year ago

Awww! :(

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Molly Tallmadge 10 months ago

Put some windex on it!

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GlassOfWater 1 year ago

When the wind changes

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Cherie 1 year ago

Ok, ouch. XD

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GlassOfWater 1 year ago

My mum rarely wears a bra at home when there are no visitors.

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Naima Ivansdóttir 1 year ago

sorry to break it to you but this is a quote from actress anna magnani.

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#82

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Chris Angela 1 year ago

Words to live by

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Samantha 1 year ago

My mother says this all the time

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white widow 1 year ago

that is just mean!

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