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Jimmy Fallon is asking people to tweet out something weird, funny, or embarrassing that their moms have said by using the hashtag #MomQuotes. It's for his latest hashtag game, and the best will appear on his show, but as you can see from this hilarious list, he's going to have real trouble deciding which ones are the funniest! From moms apologizing for butt-dialing somebody by telling them it was a "booty call," to moms who order pickles with extra cheeseburgers, these tweets will remind you that moms really are special, in every sense of the word. Don't forget to vote for the funniest tweet!

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This clearly proves that age and wisdom tend to go hand-in-hand. :D

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Munashe Rupango
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah ,she doesn't make it twice ,she just does it 3 times just to be absolutely sure it's a mistake

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Ellie
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Like I'm IN the exorcist" not like she was the exorcist :P

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Sunshine Michener
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I once went to McDonalds without my children. When we got up to the register I asked for a hammy happy meal. The poor girl just looked at me like i grew an extra head. I'm still teased about it.

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Edouard Youssef
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*everything goes black and white* *8bit glasses appear on mom's nose* *music out loud "I AM THE ONE DON'T NEED A GUN TO GET RESPECT UPON THE STREETS"* Like a boss

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just had a clear picture of what kind of mom I'll be XD

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same, except it was often said by my stepdad when my siblings and I were kids - I hated it (along with every "welcome to adult life" sequence comment)

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