Jimmy Fallon is asking people to tweet out something weird, funny, or embarrassing that their moms have said by using the hashtag #MomQuotes. It's for his latest hashtag game, and the best will appear on his show, but as you can see from this hilarious list, he's going to have real trouble deciding which ones are the funniest! From moms apologizing for butt-dialing somebody by telling them it was a "booty call," to moms who order pickles with extra cheeseburgers, these tweets will remind you that moms really are special, in every sense of the word. Don't forget to vote for the funniest tweet!

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John L 2 years ago

Oh what a classic comeback! :D

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tweetybird 2 years ago

my mum right here

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Alexandra Rikerson 2 years ago

My mom says exactly that, looks like moms are same everywhere 😃

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MonicBlue C 2 years ago

In a similar situation, my aunt once told my co

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John L 2 years ago

This clearly proves that age and wisdom tend to go hand-in-hand. :D

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Socially Awkward 2 years ago

Well... you might.

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Melody Lanzatella 2 years ago

How was your mother supposed to supply you with a boyfriend for your birthday???

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Nikolina Kalajdžić 2 years ago

And they never looked at another dirty magazine out of sheer disgust

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Usernameofgag 2 years ago

Oh my God. The best life lesson ever!

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Melody Lanzatella 2 years ago

OMG! THAT IS AWESOME!!!!

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PoisonSoda 2 years ago

Sam why are you such a nerd? - Dean

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#12

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Heather Riseborough 2 years ago

I was always calling my youngest son by the cat's name!

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#13

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Janice Foster 2 years ago

Good work, Mum@

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#14

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Catalina Ioan 2 years ago

In all fairness, voodoo classes sound much cooler!

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#15

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CatPerson 2 years ago

"one day"

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Melody Lanzatella 2 years ago

A relation to Jimmy????

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#17

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GlassOfWater 2 years ago

My mum always does that!

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Bo Bednar 2 years ago

Lol!

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Angelina Wilkins 2 years ago

Aww, so cute and corny.

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#20

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Marina Vrielink 2 years ago

Valid question 👍

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Benny Lava 2 years ago

Not true if you were meeting Kim Jong-Il.

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piggy panda 2 years ago

omg that's terrible but i can't stop laughing

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#23

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Janice Foster 2 years ago

Another good one!

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#24

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Emma Öhrström 2 years ago

"But honey It's not my fault my mum said I could!"

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Daniëlle Raats 2 years ago

whahahaha

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#26

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Daria B 2 years ago

Sounds like a happy Australian family. ♥

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Munashe Rupango 2 years ago

Yeah ,she doesn't make it twice ,she just does it 3 times just to be absolutely sure it's a mistake

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Yulia Orlov 2 years ago

I am writing this one down! Will use it!!

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#29

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Mark Kelly 2 years ago

To be fair maybe the warehouse would probably be closed.

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Brenda Olano 2 years ago

Maybe she meant quality not quantity

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#31

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troufaki13 2 years ago

And now it's stuck in my head...

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#32

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Chris Angela 2 years ago

Apply cold water

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#33

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Anna Thouvenin 2 years ago

Best mom

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#34

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Usernameofgag 2 years ago

But it is true...

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#35

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ADHORTATOR 2 years ago

it is always the fault of the phone,,,

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Daniëlle Raats 2 years ago

It's smart to do what feels right for you.

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Ellie 2 years ago

"Like I'm IN the exorcist" not like she was the exorcist :P

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Pamela Lopour 2 years ago

Me.

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Angelina Wilkins 2 years ago

You're mom is a G.

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Lakia Hawkins 2 years ago

LOL OMG soo funny. Wish I could have been there

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Da_lazy_unicorn 2 years ago

Actually tho

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#43

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Jess Gore 2 years ago

Seems like a pretty reasonable request.

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Tesore Holland 2 years ago

Must be an Italian mom ;-)

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Joeri Eyckmans 2 years ago

Well.. that's definitely.... euhm .....true

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Chris Angela 2 years ago

Close enough

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Zombie Gurl 2 years ago

I bet that she gotten that from My Big Fat Greek Wedding

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#49

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Angelina Wilkins 2 years ago

Mom logic.

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frank0ys 2 years ago

...Lol!

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Chris Angela 2 years ago

Omg 😂 it does sound like it

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Susann Campbell 2 years ago

Think is already has.

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Sunshine Michener 2 years ago

I once went to McDonalds without my children. When we got up to the register I asked for a hammy happy meal. The poor girl just looked at me like i grew an extra head. I'm still teased about it.

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Edouard Youssef 2 years ago

*everything goes black and white* *8bit glasses appear on mom's nose* *music out loud "I AM THE ONE DON'T NEED A GUN TO GET RESPECT UPON THE STREETS"* Like a boss

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#56

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Penny_4_your_thought 2 years ago

Oh my!

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#57

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Linda Gulley 2 years ago

Or new Kanye or any Kanye

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#58

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Mark Kelly 2 years ago

Interpret it how you want.

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Lara B. 2 years ago

That is sooo typical :D

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Mark Kelly 2 years ago

haha what?

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Napo Allenius-Tapiovaara 2 years ago

#Nissan next speedster?

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Tar Am 2 years ago

I just had a clear picture of what kind of mom I'll be XD

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Lakia Hawkins 2 years ago

Wowww LOL

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Rachelle McDonald 2 years ago

That happens with my Mom ALL THE TIME!

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Jane Doe 2 years ago

Cause everything could happen on the Caribbeans!))

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Janice Foster 2 years ago

Awww! :(

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Molly Tallmadge 1 year ago

Put some windex on it!

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GlassOfWater 2 years ago

When the wind changes

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Cherie 2 years ago

Ok, ouch. XD

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GlassOfWater 2 years ago

My mum rarely wears a bra at home when there are no visitors.

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Naima Ivansdóttir 2 years ago

sorry to break it to you but this is a quote from actress anna magnani.

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