50 Mom Memes That Will Make You Laugh So Hard It Will Wake Up Your Kids

Dont be absurd my kid isnt a unique gift

When my daughter was 2, she refused to hold my hand when crossing the street. Then we saw a baby squirrel that hadn't made it all the way and was sadly flattened in the middle of the road. She asked what happened and I replied "He didn't hold his mommy's hand when crossing" - worked like a charm for the next few years! There was never a fuss about holding hands.

love the smile… it's perfect for that text

told ya

Fabulous they say. Ridiculous I think.

See? You're no completely useless, you can be use as a bad example

Omg so true, that's exactly when they decide they have your attention, so I might as well go play now

This is why photography should be avoided around ice skating...

Or my dogs when I open the cheese drawer... they are my kids.... my husband comes running, too

What's a "quick" 5 mile run?

I can relate.

This is pretty sexist actually. There are parents out there where they guy awakes quicker if the baby screams. No reason to ridicule them.

Usually about 10 minutes later

Pokémon- I know so much about bloody Pokémon now!

My kids didn't know batteries could be replaced until the oldest hit double digits in age. XD

Haha..

I ate what was put in front of me. My other option was to not eat.

I get this question a lot with a short 4- year old and a tall 3- year old

and you take a moment to decide if the milk would have gone off before zapping it. PS I dont even have kids.

This has literally just happened to me. Baby finished his milk and is sleeping on his nursing cushion so am just waiting to make sure he's fully asleep before making the transfer over into his cot.

You don't even have to be a mom to get this one...

But but but i am king in the North

you need to make more kids because if you drink 3 kids they wont last long

*ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLE**PUT YOU HANDS AND LEGS ON TOP OF YOUR MOMS HEAD AND START THE PARTY*

Still can’t forgive Rose for this . Murdering cow 😂

My kid once used my actual face as a pillow as I curled up in the tightest corner of a king size bed.

This one works with cats, too

Kids should sleep in their beds. My kids only slept with me when they were sick. There that solves the problem.

Yeah, cats too. King size bed, husband at work, I’m on the edge of the bed because one of the cats is curled up behind my knees but I don’t move her because I’m an idiot.

There were some issues with season 2 of Luke Cage, but his dad harping on about this scene was fantastic.

my cat

for real tho jack didnt even have to die and he wouldn't have died if her ass would have just stayed on the boat because at that point he would have been rescued because he would have been on that door.And i'm only 11 yet i know that and i nhave also seen titanic like a million times but cry everytime he lets go of the door

There was room Rose!

is it a bad idea if they both take turns in the water so that both can keep warm alternately?

I'll never let go.

It's James Camerons fault. He said in an interview that he thought this was the best ending for the story. It wouldn't have been quite the same if Rose had him to do all this stuff she did in her new life. She did it despite loosing him. And she took his name. She was brave AND loyal. She became a strong woman in fact..

Looks like a production photo. Leo: "Great, she gets to nap while WE all stand here in a cold pool waiting for the cameras to roll!"

I always wondered why Jack didn't just get up there on that piece of wood with Rose. There looks like there is plenty of room. What a b***h, lol.

And that most of your old party dresses don't fit anyway :) oh the regrets

To be fair, if the kid got sick on the bananas it could easily change their tastes. I hate green beans. I've been told I loved them until I got sick on them.