44 Kids With Hilarious Life Goals

Dream big, kid......... When I was 5 I wanted to be a giraffe X3

Same, kid. Same.

I'm more worried for David :/ but I agree with you Albert tis my dream !

She's got this all planned out

AMAZING DREAM!!! BELIVE IN YOURSELF AND JUST DO IT

Logical one. Live long and prosper, kid.

Me, too.

XD

Not fake. This has been circulating for a long time. The mom was selling shovels at Home Depot during a snow storm.

I think the "pole" is actually a shovel...the guys with dollars though, lol.

http://www.snopes.com/embarrass/mistaken/shovel.asp

That is the story and they are sticking to it !!! L O L !!!

I thought her mom was a pole dancer or a streaper.

I thought she was pole dancing...

this one cracked me up...

O SHUCKS!!

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This is fake, the handwriting is too neat and the drawings are forced to be bad. Begging for internet attention.

Oh my! I hope that does not happen to any one

Right on!

The Swedish dream

I am a potato

Yep, about the time you hit menopause.

and then die happy?

I had a laugh attack

You're hired!

Sounds lovely. I hope he gets his wish.

There is a black Spider-Man character. My kid mentions him once in a while. He wears a black costume.

I want a dinosaur too

I want to know what the one question for his teacher was lol

When I was his age I was sure I'd end up in a brick factory in my hometown. Now I teach foreigners' kids my mother language and laugh at the similarities of our childhood perspectives.

If I were reading Bored Panda, I would... PUPPIES!

This sounds sad, like a child who doesn't get enough food

Seriously, what's up with those 100 years future questions... I mean, yes, people get to live 100 years and more, but that's still unusual.

I like that innocent smile combined with that text.

Well that's an odd age to start cutting your own foodXD

What age was this child their writing is very beat

don't bother kid. i still haven't finished the game.

An epic wish XD

Assuming Kayla means firefighter, only one of these kids wants to be something other than a fictional character. Oh well, they might as well dream while they are young.

Is it a child's equivalent of bringing a magazine to a toilet?

Damn you Loch Ness monster! This is my Three Fifty!

And so shall you be on every full moon after you were bitten by Fenrir Greyback. But beware child! The brightest witch of our age once said that you would not know what you were doing, you would even kill your own best friend if you got the chance. But you can temporarily prevent these savage outbursts. Just go to your local Potions Master and ask for a Wolfsbane Potion. This should help.

That's oddly specific.

Mama is a hero :)

Remus Lupin, anybody?

at least she is tidy..start her own cleaning business!

Vet + engineer... I can't help imagining some robot cats or dogs... like the cat flying plane or something I saw on the internet several years ago.

took me a minute to figure out the psalm six . . . . p.s. I am six.

I used to wish on stars to be a potato.

I can see his point. It's a fun one.

It was good up to "cheese cutter".

This is my favorite game!