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Everyone thinks their sense of humor is the best, it’s a pretty subjective question. So it’s equally as impressive that all around the world, people can appreciate that Brits are just pretty funny, when they want to be and sometimes just by accident.

The “Silly Sausage Jokes” is a page dedicated to UK humor (if you thought anything else, your mind is in the gutter), so we’ve gathered some of their best posts. Get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your thoughts in the comments down below.

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G A
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4 months ago

British how?

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    British memes about cows with regional accents, including a Union Jack cow saying, "Oi bruv moo innit." Enjoy!

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    Jane Doe-Doe
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    4 months ago

    😂😂😂

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    A shop with a traditional facade reads "Ye Olde Vape Shoppe," a British meme about rain, tea, and biscuits.

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    G A
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    4 months ago

    Next to Sir Voda Fone's Mobile Telephony Outfitters for Gentlemen of Distinction. And Boots the Apocatherist.

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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    4 months ago

    It is definitely him though.

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    Jane Doe-Doe
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    4 months ago

    🤣🤣

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    #6

    A British meme about tradition: a person holding a pint glass in the foreground, with another person playing darts.

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    Bill Swallow
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    4 months ago

    Why mess wiv a good thing, I say!

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    British memes: A man feigning surprise as a jar of biscuits is offered, relating to a relatable tweet.

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    Jane Doe-Doe
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    4 months ago

    Ummm .. yes 🤣

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    Robert T
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    4 months ago

    I say, that's awfully unusual, isn't it.

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    #9

    British meme shows a news headline about a woman confusing paragliders for an invasion. A funny British meme.

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    G A
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    4 months ago

    Doncaster, well known Zionist stronghold....

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    Mike F
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    4 months ago

    Doing a hook up on Kitty Tinder.

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    A British meme about a dad's witty reply in a group chat, asking if a bloke was a funeral director. Enjoy British memes.

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    G A
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    4 months ago

    Dad's got to eat her food after that comment, though. He didn't think that through...

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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    4 months ago

    Quality husband. Quality food. I hope there is some gravy to go with it though.

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    Jane Doe-Doe
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    4 months ago

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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    ADHD
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    4 months ago

    one of their great grandparents was defo a goose.

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    A British bulldog, draped in the Union Jack flag, standing on a pub roof. A British meme enjoying rain, tea, biscuits.

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    G A
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    4 months ago

    Welcome to Wetherspoons....

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    Never miss a story that brings joy to the world. Add us on Google

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    Mike F
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    4 months ago

    Go grandad!

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    Sparky
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    4 months ago

    Funny, this is up there with one of my fave Paul McCartney stories.

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    A man on scaffolding by a building, possibly cheating at a British escape room, featured in British memes.

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    G A
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    4 months ago

    Did they get extra points for ingenuity?

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    A British meme showing a well-stocked supermarket shelf with drinks, representing the common dilemma of choosing the usual.

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    Mike F
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    4 months ago

    I'm overwhelmed and I'm not standing in the aisle! 😳

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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    4 months ago

    Henry deserves some fresh air and exercise!

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    G A
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    4 months ago

    That won't last on the Tube. My nose always blows black after using that due to all the accumulated stuff in the air.

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    Charl Marx
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    4 months ago

    Just a regular Reform voter then

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    Ye Olde Dirty Grumpy
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    4 months ago

    RIP the Prince of Darkness

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    Huddo's sister
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    4 months ago

    My dad on the other hand has them out from about 10am and keeps offering them to everyone. The one time of year he really reminds me of his dad.

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    Satellite view of the UK, resembling a tropical island. A British meme about the land of rain, tea, and biscuits.

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    Robert T
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    4 months ago

    A fate worse than D'earth.

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    #26

    A man kicks a tear gas canister, resembling a football kick. British memes often feature unexpected humor.

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    Mike F
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    4 months ago

    Manchester signed him a week later.

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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    Schrodingers chips.

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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    This is a normal toast kick. You remember how nice toast is, go on a toast bender, and then leave toast alone for two years.

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    Phendrena
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    4 months ago

    "they didn't have a long stand either"

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    Happy British couple celebrating a lottery win, a great example of British memes and enjoying life's biscuits.

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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    Ooh matron!

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    British memes about the Glasgow W***y Wonka experience, featuring a sad Oompa Loompa and a scary unknown character.

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    Sparky
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    4 months ago

    Really, Bored Panda, really? You censored the *name* W***y?

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    British memes about concert prices and Gen Z drinking less, showing friends toasting drinks.

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    Mike F
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    4 months ago

    We used to wear long pants and put half-pint bottles in each sock. We had a great time for the cost of a couple of sodas. 😉

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    British memes: A news headline about a couple marrying for £300, with a £15 dress & Wetherspoons reception.

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    Jane Doe-Doe
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    4 months ago

    Nothing wrong with that

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    British memes story about a missing man in Turkey joining his own search party, featuring a map of Turkey.

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    G A
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    4 months ago

    How is this British? Unless he was there getting Turkey Teeth?

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    Cee Cee
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    4 months ago

    Has excellent reviews. This is The Fishpond in Matlock, Derbyshire. Great roads for biking on. Beautiful views too.

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    Wow! Look! An open Auto Pantry!

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    Kipper
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    4 months ago

    Could’ve been Slough!

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    ADHD
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    4 months ago

    yer kid is a bit feral lol, jfc.

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    A man in a blue suit looks intensely serious, a meme about British memes and Tesco tokens.

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    G A
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    4 months ago

    I ask the till lady to do it so I don't play favourites

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    Jane Doe-Doe
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    4 months ago

    I mean Aldi and Lidl cashiers are fast but I wouldn’t call them aggressive 🤦‍♀️

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    G A
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    4 months ago

    "Oh wise and mighty Martin..."

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    G A
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    4 months ago

    So many bad decisions

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    G A
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    4 months ago

    Breakfast of champions

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    Alder
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    4 months ago

    There's no egg! What is this?!

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    A British meme shows Tesco's description of 'wafer thin ham on lightly buttered bread,' humorously highlighting a British food meme.

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    G A
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    4 months ago

    The advertisers job to come up with this mushy sounding carp is astoundingly difficult, though...

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    Bee
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    4 months ago

    Rewatching this at the moment. Love a bit of The Inbetweeners.

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    Niels AirMax
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    4 months ago

    That's not romance, that's love! 😍

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    G A
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    4 months ago

    Wait til after Easter and buy s box of 48 for half price. Never fails.

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    Barry Patterson
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    4 months ago

    Well to be fair, it did take him an entire month.

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    A British meme showing a Barclays banking booth with seating and a huge dinosaur backdrop.

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    G A
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    4 months ago

    I'm more interested in the dinosaur...

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    4 months ago

    Pretty much no one in the UK is called Cody

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    4 months ago

    Looking for Ailsa?

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    G A
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    4 months ago

    They even used his name for pity's sake! Even I've heard of him!

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    Robert T
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    4 months ago

    You could buy Wigan for that. ;-)

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    Mike F
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    4 months ago

    Cause it gives you wings, with which to pinch the can?

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    Forrest Hobbs
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    4 months ago

    My first guess? Tracy Beaker. Links follow.

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    British meme showing tuna pancakes, a surprising dish for Americans, part of British memes about rain, tea, and biscuits.

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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    Not just Americans. Tuna in a pancake? Why?

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    A red Citroen car, featured in a British meme, parked on the street with trees and a wooden fence in the background.

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    Jane Doe-Doe
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    4 months ago

    I’m British but I haven’t got a clue 🤷‍♀️

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    G A
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    4 months ago

    Both stupidly expensive these days

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    ADHD
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    4 months ago

    JFC i thought he was one of the utensils, guy could swallow one of those sausage like Amsterdam herring and be full of 3 days. and twice his size like a well fed snake.

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    British memes featuring John Cena waiting outside a wrestling cage match, humorously depicting gym entry.

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    Hiram's Friend
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    4 months ago

    It's great to see you have an active fantasy life.

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    Robert T
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    4 months ago

    Yeah, that happended. /s All the items are in uppercase, your edit is not.

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    Serena Myers
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    4 months ago

    Isn't Clifton Springs in Australia?

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    Laughing Orc
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    4 months ago

    6 bids?????

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    #65

    A British meme showing an Asda self-checkout screen displaying a festive Merry Christmas graphic. Enjoy these British memes!

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    Kipper
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    4 months ago

    This is photoshop

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    #66

    A British man with a fresh haircut and beard, wearing a black sweatshirt and shoulder bag, from a collection of British memes.

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    Bee
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    4 months ago

    What's with the stick on LEGO man beard?? 🤔

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    A driver on a highway at dusk, holding a beer bottle, with a Pleasant Mart sign ahead. A British meme about rain, tea, and biscuits.

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    Robert T
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    4 months ago

    Wrong Cleveland.

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