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Very true. They pop into my head in the most unexpected times.

*Commercial jingles for stupid products that I never bought and which have been off the market for decades*

WHAT IS LOOOVE?

Jalapeño on a stick...🤣

And he's in the U.S.A. National Anthem too. "Jose can you see......"

ahhaha

A snake with a Sombrero & a moustache?

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*rolls eyes in spanish*

It's an inside joke.

Gynecologist

Omg lol!

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This should be ill-eagle!

I always knew it,

The title got me

Life after death.

(99.99% hand sanitizer not included)

The wealthiest?

I’ve always wondered if that .01% is immortal p, and some diseases are untouched by sanitizer.

I told my girlfriend she penciled her eyebrows too high on her face. She looked surprised.

funny

why would anyone prefer to paint their emotions on their face? Is life like a movie, or is a movie like life?

What

Took me a minute

I think the noise dolphins make just sound like eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Wha?

"Fatboy" from the movie "Deliverance"

My neighbors are idiots. They'd actually call the cops believing what they see.

Sheldon would not approve of this. 😂😂😂

I wish mine couldn't sometimes. I had a sign(as a joke) in my window that said: No trespassing we're tiered of hiding the bodies" and yeah they called the cops thinking it was real. Idiots.

Sorry to be a bit dim but.......what is Rohypnol? And by the way, you forgot accordion.

When some one was stealing packages in the neighborhood nonstop I made decoys and gave them to a few neighbors. They were small/med boxes, inside the boxes were those plastic shipping bags that are a pain to rip open. But inside the bag was a ton of glitter. All the decoys were stolen and we found 2 open on the street like someone tossed it out of the car. We didn't have a problem for a long time after that. Totally worth the $30 I spent making them.

That's a big hand job.

Handy tip: If you add in a few towels, they won't thump so much.

So does the washer sing the ABC/happy birthday song and it's done? I wish 20 seconds and my laundry would be done!

lol

But not with your hands.

OO the pickle one

...mY MiNd iS bLoWn

A mutated porcupine?

I recently bought a succulent called a pickle plant. Really looks like one, too.

Its a prickle pickle!!!

*whispers* "The safe word is Nemo"