62 Hilariously Sad Adulthood Tweets That Will Make You Laugh Then Cry

Ivanka van der Reest 9 years ago

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Hans 9 years ago

This is the perfect way to summarize it.

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TDM1975 5 years ago

"In a little while Buck". Yeah yeah, you've been saying that for 3 hours now. I'm living on dog years here! Never mind, just sit there... I'll see you in 20 minutes.

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Multi Chara 9 years ago

- when you gotta go, you gotta go. it was either walk himself or let loose on the carpet. he chose the former.

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Jonathan Eatsalot 9 years ago

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Codey Barker 9 years ago

Made an account just to call you scum.

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georgia 9 years ago

I feel like that. Life hits you like a Skyrim bear and you have no experience.

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Michelle Wire 9 years ago

Like a what?? Seriously feeling older and older... can't keep up with you kids!

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Peg Leg Meg 9 years ago

And you grasp at a lot of strings to only to discover yer not a blizzard Larry

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Caroline Klein 9 years ago

I'm 42 and still feel like that

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Jennifer Crompton 8 years ago

I hate to break the news to you 20 somethings but I'm 39 and I still feel like this sometimes. We're all winging it. It's just when you get older, you get used to it and can fake it more convincingly. Lol

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Pilar Dominguez 9 years ago

Like having a baby.

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Mahmoud Ragab 9 years ago

Life burdens are chasing me like a Dahaka and I'm suppose to run on the wall or jump from one to another to get by it I'm 29 and 129kg

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Hans 9 years ago

When I was young video games had no tutorials. Life at least has booklets ;)

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Monkey D. Luffy 9 years ago

Yup. Miss the good ol' days.

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Jonathan Eatsalot 9 years ago

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Babs 9 years ago

It's their* not there, and you are a troll.

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Spons Tom 9 years ago

An even more true mark of adulthood is: scheduling a doctors appointment for your parents

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Peg Leg Meg 9 years ago

Or you see all your doctors and still come close to dying lmaooo ayyyy American Health Care

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Mahmoud Ragab 9 years ago

For over a year i kept postponing my psychiatric and my physician appointments I have general depression and high liver enzymes

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Joanne Palmer 9 years ago

Yep I agree with this one!

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Cara Kelly 9 years ago

I keep getting shot I really should go to the doctor for, but I just ignore it and how it goes away.

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Cara Kelly 9 years ago

S**t, not shot

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Jonathan Eatsalot 9 years ago

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Codey Barker 9 years ago

You're scum.

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Katie Weller 9 years ago

you dont have to be depressed to eat icecream for dinner(or in my case, breakfast) just single.

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Daria B 9 years ago

Don't even need to be single.

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Hessan Feghhi 9 years ago

Neither! Me and my girlfriend do that sometimes :D nothing wrong with choosing not to grow up!

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Yvonne Bernal 9 years ago

Hilarious.... (and true) <3

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Attila Lecza 9 years ago

It's the same...

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Ivanka van der Reest 9 years ago

When I'm single and okay with myself I eat healthy because I like taking care of myself and my own health. But there's a difference between being alone and lonely. When I feel lonely I also live on sweet stuff like icecream and chocolat. Why? Because sweet stuff makes hormones in the brain that make us feel happy. When I an happy with being alone I don't even feel the urge to eat sweet stuff. When I feel lonely I crave sweet stuff. You know why? Because lonely is a very depressive feeling. Why else would you crave for sweetness when you are single? It's because you are not okay with it and feel lonely a.k.a. depressed.

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Elena 9 years ago

that's so raw

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Anna Maselewska 9 years ago

Bad news is that if you want dinner you have to make it :P

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Hans 9 years ago

I do eat ice cream for dinner if I.am particulary happy :o)

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It's Caturday 9 years ago

I hope that's every night, then ~^-^~ ! (that's (hopefully) a happy cat face)

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Dovilė Vitkauskaitė 9 years ago

I happen to just like the ice cream, so I don't have to be depressed. But the real bad news is you have to MAKE a dinner... :D So those ice cream are well earned... :D

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Mahmoud Ragab 9 years ago

Figuratively though not literally. Not to mention gaining weight literally

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Chris Macdonald 9 years ago

I tweeted something similar to this years ago. "The best thing about being an adult is you can have as many cookies as you like, the worst thing about being an adult, is you can have as many biscuits as you like"

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Austin Tobeck 9 years ago

WTF mom

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Melody Lanzatella 9 years ago

#TRUTH

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Peg Leg Meg 9 years ago

Ice cream?! For BREAKFAST?!?

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Flora Polvado 9 years ago

Well, YEAH!!!!!

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Peg Leg Meg 9 years ago

I might bump into walls but I'm not a roomba

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Hans 9 years ago

You are underestimating cats...they can take care of themselves but are also fine if the opportunity to get pampered arised. Which is actually very, very clever.

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Hans 9 years ago

Being downvoted on a positive comment in cats on this site must mean someone here really likes me...

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Alexis 9 years ago

I'm still waiting for someone to come change my litter lol

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Byron X. 9 years ago

lol, I'm the kind of adult cat that not good at taking care of myself and other cats.

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Faturrahman 9 years ago

haha this one is so true

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Natalie Powell 9 years ago

This person knows!!

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Silke Hagemann 9 years ago

Yes, I can wholeheartedly agree. I am independent when I want to but please feed me, pet me (a lot) & give me lots of love & shelter :-)

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Hans 9 years ago

Wow...this one is so much in contrast with most of the other postings here...

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Long Joan Silver 9 years ago

The first one sums me up. I have me and that makes me happy :)

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Ana Weyland 9 years ago

This is the best one. Go, shutupmike, go!

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Peg Leg Meg 9 years ago

I've goT sOuL but I'm knot a soldier

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It's Caturday 9 years ago

Off topic, but I must know more about this parrot in your pic!

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Silke Hagemann 9 years ago

Hahaha

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Anna Brandigi 8 years ago

Instead of your parents making you do it

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Brendan Riley 9 years ago

so true

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Tali Barak 9 years ago

this one is so sad:(((

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Joanne Palmer 9 years ago

You got to take the black with the yellowish as they say lol

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Tillie Martinussen 9 years ago

Hilariously true! 😂😂😂

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Kirsten Preston 9 years ago

Amazing how careful we get ;-)

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Daria B 9 years ago

Oh, come on, people... This is just FEELINGS expressed into words, it's not like someone is actually asking others to get things done for them.

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Theycallmebigpanda 9 years ago

These tweets are silly and we're written in good fun, there's no need to take them seriously and to be insulting when the original tweet was self deprecating to begin with.

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Vladimir Nedeljković 9 years ago

Or in some cases: Please someone just find me a job.

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Melody Lanzatella 9 years ago

#TRUTH

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Spons Tom 9 years ago

That's me... Completely and I feel sad because of that... );

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Mihai Deta 8 years ago

oh nooo..... but i kinda feel that way right now, and i;m just 27 :)))))

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Peg Leg Meg 9 years ago

Plz jus try to conform & like plz stop being so u pikachu

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Vojtěch Svoboda 9 years ago

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Settle down 9 years ago

See my name for advice

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Jonathan Eatsalot 9 years ago

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Codey Barker 9 years ago

I'm prepared to insult you on every comment. Scumbag.

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Pam Terry 9 years ago

My mom just died in August. Now I'm supposed to be the expert. No. Just no.

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Илья Берляев 9 years ago

Sorry for your loss. Be strong, we're with you! :'-(

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Alusair Alustriel 9 years ago

Hang on there.. :<

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It's Caturday 9 years ago

Sorry to hear that. I can commiserate.. I think I will always consider myself someone's child.

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Long Joan Silver 9 years ago

Very sorry to hear that, Pam xoxo

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Carol Taylor 9 years ago

our mum passed away a few years back, now my intellectually disabled brother, whom l took over caring of, calls me mum..there are times when l want to be the caree and not the care..

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Mahmoud Ragab 9 years ago

My condolences

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Meaghan Brady 9 years ago

That's my husband, luckily!

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Cat Churchwood 9 years ago

*turns adult into both an adjective and a verb*

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Mihai Deta 8 years ago

god, that's so damn true ahahahaha

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Hans 9 years ago

What a mature thought.

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Susanna Vesna 9 years ago

I am in the middle of these 2 groups and there is hardly anyone to hang out with anymore!

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Panka Török 9 years ago

if there was such a thing as third half, it would be sitting home with seasonal depression

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Joanne Palmer 9 years ago

Yep I'm in the second half with you Guy's!! Kids are scary things!!

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Peg Leg Meg 9 years ago

I have duck tape four that

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Spons Tom 9 years ago

Me two

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Hans 9 years ago

Add the "workload will never again actually get smaller" of the thirties ;)

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Meaghan Brady 9 years ago

So true! You just get busier and your metabolism slows down and you have hecka more responsibilities!!

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Austin Tobeck 9 years ago

its call getting love and making love images-580...a324a2.jpg

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Joanne Palmer 9 years ago

nope it's a full time job my dear, I have my masters in it :D

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Hans 9 years ago

But thr earlier it gets early, too.

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Enea 8 years ago

Kids increase that by 60% per kid.

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Joanne Palmer 9 years ago

Yep that 9:30pm for me!! 10 is a late night Lmao :D

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Steve Evans 9 years ago

Not just me then.

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Ana Weyland 9 years ago

This is also an absolute truth.

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Cassie 9 years ago

Seriously.

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Hans 9 years ago

Hi cassie. Reading through new postings, too?

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Hans 9 years ago

You are really old if your parents cease supplementing your bill payments but buy toys for your children instead

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Peg Leg Meg 9 years ago

Just give me balloons. And when they pop make sure there's like $8 in there. That's all I kneed

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Joanne Palmer 9 years ago

Or in my case ask for a washing line, Ironing board.....a coffee machine if I want a luxury Lmao

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Babette805 9 years ago

My daughter.

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Iryna Vasylenko 9 years ago

No, been adult is when my kids ask me what i want for my bday, is answering: I want another Wonder Woman action figure for my collection. Coz I take care of my bills.

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Nouha Balti 9 years ago

hahahahahahaha this will be my next request :D :D

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Meaghan Brady 9 years ago

All I get is money for my birthday. Love it!

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Whitney Babbit 9 years ago

1? Do you mean all? Lol

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Melody Lanzatella 9 years ago

#TRUTH

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Spinaap 9 years ago

kids are made from rubber and magic. Adults are made from brittle dead twigs.

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Teresa 9 years ago

haha! XDXD

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Celestia 9 years ago

well...I mean I can stick both of my legs behind my head so...

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Susanne Thomas 9 years ago

That's so true...

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Anikó Annavári-Beke 9 years ago

Since a few weeks I just feel totally the same- adding the fact that I'm getting feel all of my bones each morning. Hard times of adulthood.

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Meaghan Brady 9 years ago

OMG so true. Adult bodies are tricky...

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Hans 9 years ago

50: not so quickly 60: erm wait a minute 70: oh oh oh 80: well, what was I thinkinh about 90: woohoo!

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Spinaap 9 years ago

time is relative: 1 year is 1/10th for a 10 year old but 1/60th for a 60 year old. So a minute for a 60 year old is like an hour for a 10 year old.

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Ildiko Wildeman-van Lunteren 9 years ago

When I couldn't reverse my age anymore (last year at 44), I started counting backwards. So now I'm 43 in reverse again: 34. And staying that way. Well, at least until no one believes it anymore...

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Spinaap 9 years ago

I'm planning to stop counting at 30 and start again at 60 (when the pension is getting near)

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Meaghan Brady 9 years ago

But actually the 30s are better than the 20s...it really does get better with age. You don't have to lose your inner child as you grow older

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Andrea Lewis 9 years ago

I felt Oh God once I hit 23 definitely 25 because I was thinking please make it stop! Lol

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Joanne Palmer 9 years ago

OMG! I just turned 26 (30th of sep) I honestly went wait....hold on....Noooooooo :(

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Faturrahman 9 years ago

sht, this one is scary for me :(

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Liz Miller 9 years ago

So true!

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Heather Brotherton 9 years ago

Exactly.

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Hans 9 years ago

It could also be captioned "My first day at the new job".

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Cara Kelly 9 years ago

That's me at 30....I am so screwed.

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Spons Tom 9 years ago

Don't worry, I'm 37 and still in this fase... It keeps me slim

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Meaghan Brady 9 years ago

Man, I thought I was an adult from 18 on...I didn't know sh#*!! 34 now and still don't feel like an adult...will I ever get there? #peterpan

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Jennifer Kulik 9 years ago

People in ur 20's ....life has begun screw with you! Bahahaha!

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Joanne Palmer 9 years ago

This is still me Lol Or I bring a bag & shop in mammys presses :D

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Melody Lanzatella 9 years ago

LMAO!

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Hans 9 years ago

That is similar as if thinking people over 40 are old...this changes at about 38. And people over 60 arrme ancient. This will probably change at 65...

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Daria B 9 years ago

This is a cultural difference, I guess, but when I was young and saw in American films, series and cartoons parents sending their children to their room as a punishment, I never understood the purpose behind it. Now I do see why, but when I was a kid, it was like "why would they be sent to their room where they have all the cool toys and games and all? In Japanese cartoons, on the other hand, teenagers would drammatically run into their room (or out of their home) when they'd have a family quarrel with their parents. This one made much more sense to me. When I was a kid, as punishment, we'd usually tend to be told to go to the (empty) corner, sit down and do nothing, or we'd be stopped from going out meeting with friends.

35points

rifai 9 years ago

This Comment is same with my mind. As Asian boy, when you doing something wrong, you will get hit with sandal, broom or something else.

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Yioryos Ninjitsu 9 years ago

Well...not everyone's room was full of toys you know ..the main idea is the isolation and the feel of guild, i guess, so the kid can rethink his actions...or just learn to behave

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Nora Elisabeth 9 years ago

Totally! The best thinking you do in the corner on your knees and your arms up (of course facing the wall).

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Davorka Banović 9 years ago

yep, it was like that for me too and if I was really misbehaving my mom would give me a spank (not hard) with a wood ladle :D

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Janice Foster 9 years ago

Daria, if you don't mind me asking, what's your cultural background? I've seen your comments before, and for some reason i assumed you were American.

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Meaghan Brady 9 years ago

I loved being sent to my room!

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Ann-Kristin Amundsen 9 years ago

Hahaha, perfect 👌

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Alisa Vavataga 9 years ago

Where I come from, we get the hiding and you handle it. So when you grow up, life isn't so tough.

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Hans 9 years ago

Aging acne cream probably

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Flora Polvado 9 years ago

I don't think they even make that. Don't understand the down vote on your comment, so here's an up.

4points

Janice Foster 9 years ago

I use both. Zits and wrinkles aren't a good combo, but it happens to some of us!

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Susanna Vesna 9 years ago

Use Roaccutane for those damn pimples, kills them all...Then ur free to use anti-aging ;P

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Cees Timmerman 9 years ago

How about letting the skin breathe and only washing it in the shower every day?

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It's Caturday 9 years ago

anti-acne products oxygenate the skin.

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Hannah Hollowell 9 years ago

Yep so true

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Spinaap 9 years ago

deep

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Joanne Palmer 9 years ago

Hahahaha

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Mihai Deta 8 years ago

#1 dad

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Inurri 9 years ago

Haha I can relate to this one! :)

15points

Meaghan Brady 9 years ago

Thank god for google! I barely remember what life was like without it! How did we used to get information?!

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Monkey D. Luffy 9 years ago

By having friends who experienced or have some information about whatever it is you were trying to google. It's crazy how things changed.

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Lianna Valdez 9 years ago

Being a parent of teenagers is, Googling everything I don't understand especially when they text me.

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Anna Versace 9 years ago

Good thing we have Google :)

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Brianna Bastian 9 years ago

Same for teenagers

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maryhadalittlelamb 9 years ago

wonder how the adults before google survive..

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Hans 9 years ago

And "F**k off" with "Let us discuss everybody's commitment at the meeting"

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Spons Tom 9 years ago

That's way too dangerous man! You might get fired

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Tillie Martinussen 9 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Joanne Palmer 9 years ago

Oh so true.....No matter how much you would like to scream it at everyone & anyone in work lol

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Susanna Vesna 9 years ago

Or " I see your point, but I think we should consider this" instead of "shut the f**k up , you moron! We are doing this my way!!"

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Hans 9 years ago

Isn't that what life is worth living for?

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Hans 9 years ago

Sorru if the overly optimistic, slightly philosophical Hans comes through again.

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Long Joan Silver 9 years ago

Life is just full of suprises, isn't it?

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Jon Watts 8 years ago

Nope, life is worth living for knowledge and learning

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Meaghan Brady 9 years ago

I'm living it, that's what I'm doing. P**s off!

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Joanna Tur 9 years ago

lol

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Jonathan Eatsalot 9 years ago

Just wait for the "How's your health" questions. Good times.

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Hans 9 years ago

26: "move up the career latter as fast as you can" 27:

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Hans 9 years ago

"move up the career latter as fast as you can" 28: dito 29: dito 30: "still no children?"

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Anna Versace 9 years ago

ugh 25...so tired of those questions. Also why arent you settling down?

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Monkey D. Luffy 9 years ago

Next question would be: "do you have any kids?"

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Daria B 9 years ago

In my case there are two kind of situations: 1. Perfect stranger: "How old are you?" Me: "27" Perfect stranger: "You're still pretty young..." 2. Me: "I live with my husband." Stranger: "Do you have kids?" Me: "No, no plans yet." Stranger: "How old are you?"

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Peg Leg Meg 9 years ago

How's ur health oh lol let me tell u the prednisone healed the poison ivy but made me an insomniac

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Peg Leg Meg 9 years ago

the hospital gave me a great drug that made me a 25 yo with dementia & I had an allergic rxn but like the last two days have been AY OKAY

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Peg Leg Meg 9 years ago

Then I accidentally ate some gluten

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Peg Leg Meg 9 years ago

The antibiotics fixed pneumonia but ruined my gut

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Hans 9 years ago

One death usually will do it

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Hans 9 years ago

Unless you are a cat, probably.

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It's Caturday 9 years ago

Yes!! It's that joke where you don't know if you should congratulate your friend or offer to drive her to the clinic.

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Hans 9 years ago

Accidential purpose or purposeful accident?

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Joanne Palmer 9 years ago

Yep me too, My babies shall have four legs and fur!! Down with convention lol

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Kjorn 9 years ago

is this Dustin Hoffman?

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It's Caturday 9 years ago

He likes to mess around with paparazzi. I love me some Dustin!!

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Hans 9 years ago

A car carpet, next to boxes filled with Lego, that is

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Justyna 9 years ago

you still can do it! i like being an adult as long as i have a salary to pay my bills. imagine having no money, obeying parents, sitting at school half a day and obeying teachers, eating what they give you, wearing what they buy you, going out when they let you... i hated it. the day i got my ID was one of the best in my life. now i decide if i want to lay face down on a carpet or not. being able to decide is amazing. i just don't want all these health problems i was laughing about ten years ago...

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Jamal W 9 years ago

In his defense the "u" always f***s me up

16points

Robert Morson 9 years ago

This is stupid. Everyone knows how to spell restaraunt.

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Jennifer Crompton 8 years ago

Lol

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Joanne Palmer 9 years ago

:D Oh I know the feeling of shame that comes with this :D

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Catie Brandyberry 9 years ago

Accurate.

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Hans 9 years ago

And a job ;)

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Spinaap 9 years ago

from 'getting money' to "go work for it 40hrs/week"

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Yioryos Ninjitsu 9 years ago

40hrs/week..that's so cute xD

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Monkey D. Luffy 9 years ago

It's crazy how that works. Right as soon as you get a job you immediately owe money.

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Ildiko Wildeman-van Lunteren 9 years ago

Most of the time it's caused by doing something stupid like lifting heavy stuff. Or your kid...

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Tim Douglass 9 years ago

Only while you are young. When you reach "maturity" you hurt your back doing fun stuff like tying your shoes or opening the mail box or looking over your shoulder.

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Susanna Vesna 9 years ago

Oh my God! This is me right now! Been months! Cant even sleep in a weird pose anymore! Oh my young days, where are you!

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It's Caturday 9 years ago

I'm assuming not in uh....during bedroom activities, then

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Spinaap 9 years ago

the pain comes later, so try to remember :-)

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Spinaap 9 years ago

and notice you've changed a size or two?

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Joanne Palmer 9 years ago

Spinaap I feel you on that one....3 dress sizes even....Give me back my size 6 lack of hips!!!

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Criena Davies 9 years ago

I'm nearly 29 & do the same

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Mery Bon 9 years ago

Yeah and I do the same in my 32!.... but I am starting to realize that I wont grow up....

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Heather Cox 9 years ago

I'm 32, soon going on 33 and I just discovered a career worth paying secondary education for.

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Nouha Balti 9 years ago

Same here

2points

Nynke Bijlsma 9 years ago

46, never gonna happen.

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Jim 9 years ago

I'm 42 and still do this.

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Elena Rozenberg 9 years ago

I'm 33 and doing rhetoric same...

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Nick Mayall 9 years ago

I'm 40. I still don't know what I want to be when I grow up.

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Francesco Moro 9 years ago

nearly 31 and I've decided that I'm gonna leave that decision to the adult me..

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Hans 9 years ago

This is a very pleasant thought to me. Go forth, my furry friends.

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Scribbles 9 years ago

Psh, she's clearly creating an army to take over the world.

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It's Caturday 9 years ago

I want to pet you, and you, and you, and you, and you!!!!

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Jim 9 years ago

replace with cats and yeah.

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Jewel Farmer 9 years ago

And with THAT beautiful kitchen?! That life is gooooood.

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Raptor 3 years ago

I'd love to have this many dogs

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Robert Bailey 9 years ago

mine mine mine mine

0points

Joanne Palmer 9 years ago

I see myself in her shoes and know only to outsiders as the crazy dog lady Lol

0points

Mendi Morton 9 years ago

Not having that house, obviously.

0points

#38

Funny Growing Up Tweets

Final score:

60points

POST

Hans 9 years ago

There is still beauty in this world, as at least illustrated by Bored Panda's animal series. :)

13points

Meaghan Brady 9 years ago

Of course there's beauty in the world. But you wouldn't recognize it without the contrast of the world also being super messed up

2points

Janice Foster 9 years ago

Yes!

1point

Justyna 9 years ago

you realize your doctor is just a guy who got some education, just like you got - and it's scary, because we are all more or less helpless. you start working in a drug store and you stop believing in medicines. you work with food and you lose your appetite... there's beauty, but also a lot of justified lack of trust in this world.

0points

Joanne Palmer 9 years ago

This is a bit morbid even for me lol

0points

#39

Funny Growing Up Tweets

Final score:

58points

POST

Hans 9 years ago

"Kanye's bhole"? What?

12points

Spons Tom 9 years ago

Must be Kanye South, I guess

6points

Hans 9 years ago

Seriously, what would that mean? It sounds extremely odd to me.

5points

Janice Foster 9 years ago

Can't stop laughing at this little convo!

2points

#40

Funny Growing Up Tweets

Final score:

55points

POST

Daria B 9 years ago

You know you're getting kinda old when the cuteness of university freshmen equals the cutness of little babies.

13points

Mendi Morton 9 years ago

Behold the truth.

1point

Hans 9 years ago

And you are getting old if you think "I used to be different, classier, more polite" when seeing young adults...

0points

Meaghan Brady 9 years ago

Man, teenagers are just babies without the diapers

-2points

#41

Funny Growing Up Tweets

Final score:

55points

POST

Spons Tom 9 years ago

Let us get engaged and never get married... It sounds so much more romantic

6points

Joanne Palmer 9 years ago

I'm engaged the past 4years and still in NOOOOOOO rush to get that piece of paper lol

0points

Nouha Balti 9 years ago

Well... -_-

0points

#42

Funny Growing Up Tweets

Final score:

51points

POST

Janice Foster 9 years ago

Awww...dat sad lil face! :(

2points

Hans 9 years ago

Then do not blame the kitten!

0points

#43

Funny Growing Up Tweets

Final score:

46points

POST

Hans 9 years ago

Or the project is finished :) whatever happens first.

2points

#44

Funny Growing Up Tweets

Final score:

42points

POST

Meaghan Brady 9 years ago

Thank goodness 20s are not the best - it really does get better if you keep learning and break that routine by taking risks and really live!

9points

#45

Funny Growing Up Tweets

Final score:

41points

POST

Meaghan Brady 9 years ago

So true. Who has time to reply to messages and emails?! Real life just gets in the way

5points

#46

Funny Growing Up Tweets

Final score:

39points

POST

#47

Funny Growing Up Tweets

Final score:

38points

POST

Marie-Eve Langlois 9 years ago

I absolutely do not have the money to get a daily milkshake. Thanks Bill Murray, now I feel worse.

16points

Heather Cox 9 years ago

For me it's struggling to talk myself out of eating take out every day at work when I totally, technically, have the money to do so, but regret it when it's time to pay the bills.

1point

Joanne Palmer 9 years ago

Nope defo can't afford the luxury of a daily milkshake.....I can barley afford nestle quix milkshake mix(€1.99)

0points

#48

Funny Growing Up Tweets

Final score:

37points

POST

Hans 9 years ago

Plenty of time for a short life!

3points

#49

Funny Growing Up Tweets

Final score:

35points

POST

Joanne Palmer 9 years ago

Lol Oh so true.....all my friends now have babies......plan destroyers!!!

-2points

#50

Funny Growing Up Tweets

Final score:

33points

POST

Joanne Palmer 9 years ago

If only I had a bath......Bye Bye responsibilites :D

0points

#51

Funny Growing Up Tweets

Final score:

32points

POST

Isa 9 years ago

*Gasps*......no.

3points

Joanne Palmer 9 years ago

I love that chair...where do I get it??

0points

#52

Funny Growing Up Tweets

Final score:

30points

POST

Meaghan Brady 9 years ago

So true. Why do we have to stop dreaming and conform to what society wants for us? #condossuck

3points

#53

Funny Growing Up Tweets

Final score:

28points

POST

#54

Funny Growing Up Tweets

Final score:

25points

POST

It's Caturday 9 years ago

First world problems? Can't relate... (yet?)

1point

Janice Foster 9 years ago

I think (hope?!) the choice was the straw that broke the camel's back, but the catalyst

1point

#55

Funny Growing Up Tweets

Final score:

24points

POST

Joanne Palmer 9 years ago

or in my case (no chipotle in Ireland) a lovely supermac's :D

0points

#56

Funny Growing Up Tweets

Final score:

22points

POST

#57

Funny Growing Up Tweets

Final score:

21points

POST

Josh Sargent 9 years ago

this is my actual life.

1point

Janice Foster 9 years ago

Nope! Croutons 4 life!!

0points

#58

Funny Growing Up Tweets

Final score:

16points

POST

Katie Jamberri Nails 9 years ago

I've always loved accent tables!

1point

Joanne Palmer 9 years ago

wtf is an accent table??

0points

Jennifer Crompton 8 years ago

A small decorative side table next to a chair, or a tall narrow table behind a sofa to put decorative items on. Basically a table that is more decorative than functional.

0points

#59

Funny Growing Up Tweets

Final score:

16points

POST

#60

Funny Growing Up Tweets

Final score:

15points

POST

Sara Shrader 9 years ago

My entire childhood has been remade

2points

Robert Morson 9 years ago

I have never been angry at people for remaking a movie, nor understood why other people were angry about it. Does this mean I was never young?

0points

Katie Jamberri Nails 9 years ago

I hope I never get this old!

0points

#61

Funny Growing Up Tweets

Final score:

15points

POST

#62

Funny Growing Up Tweets

Final score:

8points

POST

Spons Tom 9 years ago

What does this have to do with being an adult?

30points

Rei Antonio 9 years ago

Not sure if he meant multitasking? An adult needs to know how.

0points

Hans 9 years ago

Because you opened virus mails ahain, stupid. :p

-3points