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What's a humans best friend? No, it's not a dog, and neither is a cat but rather a massive plate of warm and tasty chow. Yep, we're talking about food and if there's one thing everyone can agree on, it's that food is fantastic. It can be something that pleasantly tingles our senses, it can be an anti-depressant, and for a fact, it can sometimes be hilariously funny food. Truth be told, one of life's greatest pleasures is sitting down to a tasty meal, in the company of the people we love, while discussing the best food puns known to man.
Sure, we all have our habits and preferences around food, and some take it far more seriously than they probably should, but all of us can relate to these funny puns and food memes collected by us here at Bored Panda. From defiant celebrations of excess to new memes on pretentious foodie fads, this list has got all the best memes. Scroll down below to check the food jokes out for yourself, and let us know what you think in the comments!
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#1
An International Symbol
Calypso poet 7 years ago
Omg not only do I do that but I have that exact silverware set! It’s Farberware. Bought it in 1998 when I got my first apartment. Still use it and it’s in perfect condition!
Nami Tantrum 7 years ago
And then I somehow don't find it and need a new one... And in the evening 3 knifes laying around on the kitchen counter xD
C Hypercube 7 years ago
Sometimes, I might even balance it on top of a ketchup bottle. Or a mug. A mug works just as fine.
Kevin Braid 6 years ago
nope,.dont do this, its pure filth, even if u keep your kitchen at OCD levels of cleanliness, the sink are is still a filthy af place. ex chef
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#2
Home Chef
JessG 7 years ago
Deconstructed stove-baked red legumes, sautéed in a smoky heirloom tomato sauce, and a lightly toasted homemade pán blanco......
Irene Fernández Moreau 2 years ago
This is hilarious. And the longest the name, the less there is in your plate...
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Kelly 7 years ago
I love deconstructed food, you can choose what you prefer to eat.
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#3
Cooking Advice
Kiss Army 7 years ago
My nephew's name is Cale (pronounced Kale). That's the only Cale I will ever love!!
Load More Replies... Kenny Kulbiski 7 years ago
Alternative method. Store in refrigerator for 3 weeks then take directly to the trash can. This recipe has always worked for me and saves getting a pan dirty.
Monty Is Fiennes 7 years ago
Kale is a super food and it's superpower is tasting bad!!!!...Thankyou Jim Gaffigan and your high pitched hilarity....
MBZ MetalsmithArtist 7 years ago
Ok, I have to say, kale cooked with a little olive oil and soy sauce is really delicious. No, I'm not insane...
Vervelende Panda 7 years ago
Oh dear, you've got it all wrong... Put some peeled potatoes in a large pot, ad half the weight in fresh kale. Add water, the potatoes should be covered, put the lid on, and leave to stew for 20-30 minutes, check if potatoes and kale are well cooked, and remove water. Mash potatoes and kale, add some milk for moist and fat and salt for smoothness and taste. Now you've made boerenkoolstamppot. Traditionally served with rookworst, a salty greasy kind of sausage. Tastes very well with some pickles and mayonaise as well! This surely is the only way to eat kale. Enjoy!
Frozengeckolover 6 years ago
That sounds interesting, Vervelende. I would like to try that. I bet this dish would be great with bacon crumbled in. And I could use a little bacon grease as the fat.
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#4
I'll Have Both
Amanda Ferraz 7 years ago
I thought part of the post was missing and we'd see a hamburger filled with pizza, or a hanburger topped pizza
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Gerry Higgins 7 years ago
LOL, I was going to correct this and say "Than" is wright and then I got it.... have the pizza THEN have a hamburger.... have booth. I'm so dumb, took me a while
Lola 7 years ago
I still wouldn’t know it had it not been for your comment. I guess I’m dumber.
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Ethan Daniel Harley 7 years ago
This is a good example of when grammar police can do their jobs...
#5
Sneaky Spinach
Jo Johannsen 7 years ago
Me, too, but ainy it the truth. One bag = one serving once sauteed (with garlic, red pepper flakes, toasted walnuts, and Feta cheese).
#6
A Picnic Table Anywhere You Go
Ben Smith 7 years ago
That’s about the only thing that stupid looking after-market spoiler is good for
Crouching_Penn_Hidden_Teller@yahoo.com 7 years ago
Spoilers are also so the ents can grab the car and walk off with it.
Martha Meyer 7 years ago
These look sort of like they'd cause extra damage to people in case of an accident. And they'd also make it harder to see the cars behind you in the rearview mirror, so who came up with that?
#7
Stress Eating
Aaron Kara 7 years ago
In my defense, a slightly stressful day is an excellent excuse to consume vast amounts chicken and pizza, and then wash it down with beer...do I have a problem?
First Last 7 years ago
Nah as long as you're not using the beer as dipping sauce (i knew a guy...)
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Tiffany Marie 6 years ago
Mines alcohol, been working on my problem. It's hard. Especially with stress.
Akira MewMew 7 years ago
To be fair I'm not that stressed but sweets keep me happy and give me energy
Valerie Lessard 7 years ago
that puppy is aggressive but adorable in his enjoyment of that cake
#8
Like A Big Pizza Pie; That’s Amore! 💁🏻♂️🍕
Keith Nichols 6 years ago
That place is two blocks from where I work and the pizza really is amazing...af.
Madhu Mitha 7 years ago
I literally just made myself instant ramen and am strutting around feeling like Gordon Ramsey
#9
Food Delivery
Raoul L'artiste 7 years ago (edited)
They delivered 10 mins too early :O ... but i live right around the corner
#10
Pizza Bike
#11
Sure, I'll Share
Kiki 7 years ago
Ugh, I HATE that! And it's not because I'm stingy. I'll happily buy you your own but do NOT ask for mine! The portion I get is usually the perfect amount to satisfy me and even one bite less will ruin the whole experience.
Bruce Ferrier 2 years ago
Reminds me of a Disney movie where all the plants died and they had to eat food as thin as this
Owl Payson 7 years ago
Ha ha ahhh cho.. *bwa ha ha, now they will leave me alone* “Can I have some?” “NO...” *catches mom looking* “Uhh Of course, heh...” *gives sliver* “Can I have some more?” *looks at mom* “Fine, take as much as you want” *asks brother for one frie* “Why should I?” *looks at mom* “Fine keep your fry”
Candice Ravel 7 years ago
People in my life know better than to ask for a taste of my food, lol!
Nikki D 7 years ago
I have that knife and this did not work at all : ( maybe because it was a yellow apple?
#12
Any Minute Now 🥘 • • • • •
Kjorn 7 years ago
you looks until you lower your expectation enough to eat the pickle out of the jar
Lola 7 years ago
So true. Amazing how low the standards go when options are scarce.
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Frozengeckolover 6 years ago
Lol! But I don't need to waste money, I'm sure there is something in here to eat. *Stares in the fridge again* Nope! You were right. *Orders pizza*
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#13
It's All In The Slicing
Bunnies are better!! 7 years ago (edited)
Then its only one piece of pizza! #healthhack101
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BusLady 7 years ago
This reminds me of that dumb woman who couldn't get her mind around this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsN7CqzaE6A
Livia 7 years ago
Haha yeah, I was reminded about that, too. That cracked me up so bad.
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Nina F. Razad 7 years ago
I'll take one--WHOLE. I mean, it's THE goddamn PIZZA. *dunno why I get excited with that idea*
Bob Beltcher 7 years ago
Just fold it into a calzone and then it's just a single calzone you ate.
#14
Just A Snack
Ladies and Gentlemen 7 years ago
I love people who can do this sort of multi-cooking and still make super tasty food. Its a feat to achieve as far as my cooking skills are concerned.
Vojtěch Božovský 7 years ago
I love people who can leave the eggs there for an hour, meanwhile adding and/or turning other things on the pan and they still won't overcook anything!
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Foxyloxylou 6 years ago
nah not my grandma she makes neougb for everyone to have 1 maybe 2 servings. unless me and my lil sis are there. then she makes seconds because she knows we eat alot. its always rice and beans with meat cause she puerto rican
#15
Prepping And Cooking
Aaron Kara 7 years ago
This why pizza is consumed in such massive quantities, that and because pizza is life
Jo Johannsen 7 years ago
Do what i did with my mom: i loved to cook but hated to do dishes, but she hated to cook and didn't mind doing dishes. Win-win.
Ashley Say Wha?!? 7 years ago
My kitchen tends to look like that after a PB&J was made and a dang good one at that!
We Were On A Break! 7 years ago
I actually don't agree... so much time and effort when I finish my dish in 15 minutes... soooooo not worth it
#16
Going Out To Eat
#17
Cheat Day
SmallTownGirl 7 years ago
doo dee doo doo, doo dee doo doo, doo dee doo doo, doo dee doo doo,
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Maria Isabel Katto 7 years ago
I read few days ago that a woman trashed her nutriologist office because tacos were taken out her diet...It is known...never, never EVER meddle with tacos, specially if you are Mexican or live in Mexico
Monika Soffronow 7 years ago
No matter what it means, you simply accept that this is the Grand Master looking at you, not looking at you. Dust at best.
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Cooking Directions
Ian Harac 7 years ago
Things I remeber: Theme songs of shows ftom 30 years ago. Things I forget:Instructions I read 30 seconds ago.
Harrison Rose 7 years ago
Rummaging through the trash because you can't remember if the ramen noodles took 2 or 3 minutes
Ellis 7 years ago
Going throughthe trash to check the label is always better than the same of having burnt a microwave meal
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#19
Food Memes
Foxyloxylou 6 years ago
Nothing wrong?! Something huge is wrong! You forgot the Twix!
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Mohd Dzahir 7 years ago
Now I'm falling asleep And she's calling a cab While he's having a smoke And she's taking a drag
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BusLady 7 years ago
After your kids got back from trick or treating, and you had to *test* their candy.
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Are You Going To Eat It?
Bumble 7 years ago (edited)
I have a friend who will happily ask the next table over if he can finish their food....I die every time by mortified admiration.
#21
Haunted
Brenda Pereira 7 years ago
Exactly! The Planet Fitness in our town is right behind the McDonalds AND a Chinese Buffet!!
#22
A Christmas Present
Andres Tejeda 7 years ago
In my case that is not just a Christmas present, it also what I got for my birthday, and new years.
Nikki D 7 years ago
I gained 15 lbs for my birthday this year! Who knew chocolate cake was so fattening 😭
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Carol Emory 7 years ago
That's like the one. "If Billy has 20 candy bars and he eats 12, what does Billy have? Cavities. He has cavities."
#23
DNA Sequence
Dian Ella Lillie 7 years ago
It took me a moment, but I spotted the difference - the normal DNA has a right handed helix, and the poster's DNA has a left handed helix.
#24
The Most Important Verse
Aria Whitaker 7 years ago
Let us stand and read from the Book... " Yay, though I walk through the food-court of malls, I shall fear no Kabob...For you are with me, your tacos and siracha, they comfort me. You prepare a table before me in the presence of awesome waiters, You have anointed my salad with Ranch, my Sprite runneth over." --Lunch 7:29-31
#25
Fast Food
Crouching_Penn_Hidden_Teller@yahoo.com 7 years ago
why would you have clowns where there's food? clowns make you sick!
#26
Hot Cookies!
Irene Fernández Moreau 2 years ago
Plus they taste better when they're warm 😌
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A Dyke From The Dreamworld 7 years ago
And you do that thing where you chew with your mouth wide open and you exhale like crazy but you still have no regrets.
Foxyloxylou 6 years ago
*shoveling last cookie into mouth, exhaling flames from the heat* um, what cookies?
Candice Ravel 7 years ago
Cookie dough and cake and blueberry muffin batter have never seen an oven at my house, lol!
Bob Beltcher 7 years ago (edited)
How about 10 - 15 seconds of blowing on one and then eating it while it's still soft.
#27
Shopping Fails
minerva15 7 years ago
As a retail worker, this is my cue to go up to that person and say, " Do you need a basket?"
Sivi 7 years ago
That was me in a thrift store last week. Was only going to take a look but then I saw a 90s plushie bunny bank, then a disney thumper plushie, a easter bunny figure girl, then a flower patterned bunny figure and last the easter bunny male figure. I didn't drop a single thing. Was very awkward putting down the things on the desk. (I have a bunny problem, atleast two huge boxes now on my dresser filled with easter bunnies and gods know in the garages attic)
Monika Soffronow 7 years ago
I am a certified expert at carrying more groceries than can possibly fit in two human arms.
Frozengeckolover 6 years ago
Amateur! You don't need to think about getting a cart until both arms are clutching at least ten items apiece and something is slowing slipping from between your elbow and your ribs!
#28
Food Meme
Mariana Schneider 6 years ago
When HBO Go is down right on time for Game of Thrones but you already started eating.
#29
Sampling Foods
karinagoldfish 7 years ago (edited)
just yell "honey do the kids want a sample?" and then a few seconds later "ok, ill get u one too" ;)
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Alissa Merstrand 7 years ago
I wear hats and glasses, *takes off hat, glasses and jacket and go again*
Person2638 7 years ago
I just ask my parents to go get more samples for me. I am too afraid the person will remember me if I go again.
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#30
Something Tasty
Brandi Gates 7 years ago
My pupper has hair on his little teenie weenie just like this....I am pretty sure if he was peeing on the white fridge we would see it much better..Just sayin...
#31
Portion Sizes
Night Owl 7 years ago (edited)
The serving sizes on food packaging really don't make sense. It's best to ignore them.
85gkhtd4xt 8 months ago
It’s like the Lego age rules their just a reccomendation
Load More Replies... Cody Eriksen 7 years ago
Instant Potatoes are the worst. So, you add a pinch more, then BLAM!!! Enough to feed an army.
Foxyloxylou 6 years ago
I dont understand such things. like how is one bowl, normal sized, of mac n cheese, that fills up the average person, supposed to be enough for two adults and two children? ITS RIDONCULOUS MAN
#32
Food Pyramid
Corinna S. 7 years ago
I'm confused though. They tell you to cut carbs in order to lose weight and become gew
Corinna S. 7 years ago
... become healthier, and then the largest part of the pyramid is carbs??
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#33
I Dislike You Too
Martha Meyer 7 years ago
I keep thinking the same! I've never met anyone who hated broccoli, so where are all those broccoli haters on the internet coming from?
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Candice Ravel 7 years ago
I'm 43 and still loathe broccoli so I'm going with it's not a phase.
Jo Johannsen 6 years ago
I used to like broccoli ok, but got so burnt out after the 10 thousandth serving
#34
That Last Pringle
Maci Wilcox 7 years ago
*Last Pringle gets crushed as you try and pull your hand out of the tube thingy*
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James Pointer 6 years ago
Last? Brah, my anything past my finger length and it needs tipping over. Pringles cans are skinny you small handed people
#35
Fries Are Not For Sharing
Sonya Jersey 7 years ago
I'd be happily angry for the rest of my life if I 'd look that beautiful doing it. hahaha
Irene Fernández Moreau 2 years ago
If she was my friend I wouldn't dare to do anything that could annoy her (maybe I'd still ask her out tho)
Lily Ramos 5 years ago
At school to my friend when they serve fries " you can only have my fries if you give me half of your cheese sticks."
Frozengeckolover 6 years ago
My husband was a vegetarian. It was a little annoying. We had to make two separate dishes for everything. Chicken stir fry for me - veggie stir fry for him. Spaghetti with ground beef for me - spaghetti with fake beef crumbles for him. The problem was, he would eat my yummy leftovers while I was at work and leave me his fake-meat stuff. I reached a breaking point when he ate some chicken dip that I had meant to take to work. I thought about that chicken dip all day and when I get home, the empty container was sitting in the sink. I was like, "listen here, b***h! This nonsense needs to stop!"
#36
The Love For Food
cursed--alien 2 years ago
Here's a secret: your body is not for the consumption of others. You don't have to look a certain way so people will look at you. Be free!
Jef Bateman 7 years ago
Anyway, there are plenty of other good-looking people for them to see.
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Ryo Bakura 7 years ago
Me, before perusing this gallery: "I've never wanted to do anything just because I saw a picture of it." Me, after perusing this gallery: "Where the hell are my snacks?!"
Amanda Ford 7 years ago
All stuff Oreos! I saw the mock-up! They must be made! I wouldn't just eat them plain, I would put it in ice cream, on pastries, breakfast foods, between cake layers...oh the possibilities! I wish they would make these, or sell it in a jar or something!
Hendra Lim 7 years ago (edited)
Me: so, i'm going home now; A friend: hey, don't go home so fast. stay a little bit longer; Me: no can do, i have things to do; *B friend comes with foods; Me: Just forget what i said, let me stay!
Tiny Dynamine 7 years ago
How do you do these? Find a list of random photos then think of something you can make out them? :D
Nikki D 7 years ago
There are some websites with ready made meme templates!
Load More Replies... Ryo Bakura 7 years ago
Me, before perusing this gallery: "I've never wanted to do anything just because I saw a picture of it." Me, after perusing this gallery: "Where the hell are my snacks?!"
Amanda Ford 7 years ago
All stuff Oreos! I saw the mock-up! They must be made! I wouldn't just eat them plain, I would put it in ice cream, on pastries, breakfast foods, between cake layers...oh the possibilities! I wish they would make these, or sell it in a jar or something!
Hendra Lim 7 years ago (edited)
Me: so, i'm going home now; A friend: hey, don't go home so fast. stay a little bit longer; Me: no can do, i have things to do; *B friend comes with foods; Me: Just forget what i said, let me stay!
Tiny Dynamine 7 years ago
How do you do these? Find a list of random photos then think of something you can make out them? :D
Nikki D 7 years ago
There are some websites with ready made meme templates!
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