What's a humans best friend? No, it's not a dog, and neither is a cat but rather a massive plate of warm and tasty chow. Yep, we're talking about food and if there's one thing everyone can agree on, it's that food is fantastic. It can be something that pleasantly tingles our senses, it can be an anti-depressant, and for a fact, it can sometimes be hilariously funny food. Truth be told, one of life's greatest pleasures is sitting down to a tasty meal, in the company of the people we love, while discussing the best food puns known to man.

Sure, we all have our habits and preferences around food, and some take it far more seriously than they probably should, but all of us can relate to these funny puns and food memes collected by us here at Bored Panda. From defiant celebrations of excess to new memes on pretentious foodie fads, this list has got all the best memes. Scroll down below to check the food jokes out for yourself, and let us know what you think in the comments!

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Ellis
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2 years ago

I thought I was the only one doing that!

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#2

Bonesmack The Teeth.

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King Kona
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2 years ago

Looks great

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Brigitta Swart
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2 years ago

I love this! (Not Kale)

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Aaron Kara
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2 years ago

Best correction ever

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kasa alex
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2 years ago

Still love it

Dionel Vargas
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2 months ago

what happened to the spinach

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Jaguarundi
Community Member
2 years ago

Spinach is like a magic act, add heat and it disappears.

Jo Johannsen
Community Member
2 years ago

Me, too, but ainy it the truth. One bag = one serving once sauteed (with garlic, red pepper flakes, toasted walnuts, and Feta cheese).

Nikki D
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2 years ago

That sounds so delicious.

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Ladies and Gentlemen
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2 years ago

Every God damn time!

Bunzilla
Community Member
2 years ago

Honestly, I much prefer it raw. I don't care for the texture of cooked spinach. Spinach is so sweet and tasty.

Id row
Community Member
2 years ago

Or mushrooms.

Nikki D
Community Member
2 years ago

I wonder how much raw spinach goes into a can of spinach? It must be an absolute ton!

Xutong Hei
Community Member
6 months ago

U ATE IT ALL EXEPT FOR THESE?

Walker Wilkes
Community Member
1 year ago

xD

ShayLynne Bronson
Community Member
1 year ago

Absolutely correct

Julie Watson
Community Member
1 year ago

It's like cooking eggs, even if you put like 6 in the pan, it will end up being the size of your fist.

Diane Mackereth
Community Member
2 years ago

All leafy veggies go from looking like you feed an army until it's cooked then you're lucky to feed yourself and maybe someone else.

Caroline Driver
Community Member
2 years ago

Yeah, I can't think of any other food that disappears so massively

Jadon
Community Member
2 years ago

Ok so after seeing the previous meme and then this I'm curious... why is the popular opinion that cooked kale is gross but cooked spinach is delicious... It has an awful flavor when cooked by itself and not in a quiche or dip imo, kale is much better especially when made like collard greens (before people outside of the black/southern community started taking notice of it and it's health benefits)?

jamie1707
Community Member
2 years ago

I eat spinach raw. It lasts longer that way.

Cherie
Community Member
2 years ago

Seious bummer. Been there.

Maria Isabel Katto
Community Member
2 years ago

Yes, everytime I cook spinach, I feel like the racoon who dipped his cotton candy in water

A Rose Among Thorns
Community Member
2 years ago

my hopes and dreams shriveling up before my very eyes

Bumble
Community Member
2 years ago

Why cook it? The purpose of spinach is to inhale whilst tied up by Bruto (or your chosen enemy) to give you strength to say Olive (or chosen damsel)

Jo Johannsen
Community Member
2 years ago

Since he inhales it out of a can, I'm guessing it's cooked. 😉

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thepotatogirl
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2 years ago

I've never cooked/ate spinach, can someone explain this to me?

Kelly
Community Member
2 years ago

Their consistency is made mainly of water: This is what you obtain when you cook them (you can eat them raw).

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Dragon_knight56
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2 years ago

so tiny!!! but how did about 20 spinach go on, but only 6 remain

Jo Johannsen
Community Member
2 years ago

They shrank beyond visibility. 😜

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otaku fox
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2 years ago

This is the most realistic food meme ever.

Last Hurrah
Community Member
2 years ago

Popeye would be devastated!

Alexandra Yuan
Community Member
2 years ago

lol omg thats so true

Foxyloxylou
Community Member
1 year ago

hate cooked spinach cause its all slimy. but ill eat it raw

Elaine Mckenna
Community Member
2 years ago

Absolute crap don't buy into it I bought them,,, well should have known better eh!!

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Ben Smith
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2 years ago

That’s about the only thing that stupid looking after-market spoiler is good for

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Aaron Kara
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2 years ago

In my defense, a slightly stressful day is an excellent excuse to consume vast amounts chicken and pizza, and then wash it down with beer...do I have a problem?

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#8

Like A Big Pizza Pie; That’s Amore! 💁🏻‍♂️🍕

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SashaAlexandra
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2 years ago

Ahhaha the best one here!

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
2 years ago

I would do this, but I don't have a balcony to look out :(

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Hans
Community Member
2 years ago

I got one of these. It really works!

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troufaki13
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2 years ago

Nah... I just stab them and continue eating in peace

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#12

Any Minute Now 🥘 •
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Kjorn
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2 years ago

you looks until you lower your expectation enough to eat the pickle out of the jar

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#13

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CatShatBrix
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2 years ago

*ends up not bothering to cut the pizza*

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
2 years ago

I love people who can do this sort of multi-cooking and still make super tasty food. Its a feat to achieve as far as my cooking skills are concerned.

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Aaron Kara
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2 years ago

This why pizza is consumed in such massive quantities, that and because pizza is life

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ravina nimje
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2 years ago

awww.... cute nose

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Monty Is Fiennes
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2 years ago

*Twillight Zone theme*

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Aaron Kara
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2 years ago

Literally every time

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
2 years ago

I see nothing wrong here, moving on...

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Word Weaver
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2 years ago

This is me

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Kjorn
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2 years ago

it's like Sauron!

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Andres Tejeda
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2 years ago

In my case that is not just a Christmas present, it also what I got for my birthday, and new years.

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Laetitia
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2 years ago

Italian DNA

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Abe
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2 years ago

LMFAO

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Mother Mary Helen
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2 years ago

That guy in the back has a concern.

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Abe
Community Member
2 years ago

NOT A CHANCE

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minerva15
Community Member
2 years ago

As a retail worker, this is my cue to go up to that person and say, " Do you need a basket?"

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Night Owl
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2 years ago

There's always room for dessert, chips, popcorn or something.

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B Cool
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2 years ago

I just say I'm grabbing some for my 3 kids and hubby. I'm single.

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troufaki13
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2 years ago

Is he peeing???

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Night Owl
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2 years ago (edited)

The serving sizes on food packaging really don't make sense. It's best to ignore them.

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LOttawa
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2 years ago

Well, pizza does have something from every food group. So this works.

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#33

🥦 🖕😂😂 . . .

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otaku fox
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2 years ago

Broccoli is the best, what are you people saying???

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incoherent screaming
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2 years ago

*gets hand stuck in tube*

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Cat on a bike
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2 years ago (edited)

The perfect resting bitch face!

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minerva15
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2 years ago

I love cats more than I like people.0

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