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Fashion design is a creative process that goes through several phases that take the vision in your head to a sketch on the page and eventually to clothing on the rack. Well, the following clothes designs on the list below will make you say, "these designers should have kept their thoughts to themselves."

Not every painting is the Mona Lisa and not all designer clothes are haute couture. Bored Panda has collected a list of funny fashion fails, that not only made it through the production process but into actual stores and on people's bodies. From unfortunately placed text sending mixed messages, to ugly patterns that look like bruises, these design fails are the opposite of fabulous. Scroll down to check out these ugly clothes, and don't forget to upvote your favs!

#1

Born To Do Skate

Born To Do Skate

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Tahani
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

snorted out loud at work with this one...

DforDorothy
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

H&M should hire your kid as a consultant! 😅

Noez 🇸🇪
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is at H&M? Thanks, I have to buy this one cause it made me laugh so hard!

Withnail
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If something remotely rude's to be found, kids will find it.

Daria B
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think this is deliberate. ♥

Magdalina777
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Word choice may not be the best(unless intentional) but that's actually a really cool idea for a shirt o:

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The masses have followed fashion trends of others since the invention of clothing, however, the first ever fashion magazine was published in Germany in 1586 called - Gynaeceum, sive Theatrum Mulierum (translation - The Gynasceum or Theatre of Women). It was written in Latin and displayed the most popular fashions throughout Europe at the time.

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    #2

    Hood On vs. Hood Off

    Hood On vs. Hood Off

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    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no, you gotta take the hood into account when designing hoodies

    DancingToMyself
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Peta makes "things" impossible to love.

    Bill
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you have to walk through both sides of the protest

    Calypso poet
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They both describe PETA so it works.

    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need one. Torture all animals!!!

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    #3

    It's Not What You Think

    It's Not What You Think

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    The Slinkman
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wel throw it away, it's an ugly shirt to begin with anyway.

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that mannequin is cold

    SpazzyCoolKid13
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHAHAHA this is the best... ugh I'm picturing some poor soul actually wearing it! :0

    Magic567
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i had a jumper like that ... i shudder..

    Liz Sahlin Johansson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Strangely placed deco pearls... budget shirt?

    Kathy Poole
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are those balls on your shirt or are you just happy to see me?

    Eleanor Orser
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Placement of pearls on sweater is gross in first place

    Terry Ozbourne
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it matter if it is? Why are some people so scared of nipples?

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    So what was the first fashion item that people were clamoring to get their hands on? - the loincloth. It is the oldest form of clothing, followed by the skirt. Loincloths are still worn in some parts of the world today and have even inspired other forms of fashion. For example in Japan it became an underwear design trend.

    #4

    So If You Didn’t See The Front...?

    So If You Didn’t See The Front...?

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    Harleen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously it means that you can goose her, you just can't touch her boobs!

    Pumbaa
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if someone would get away with touching her butt on court with this ^^

    Bill
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just following the written instructions.

    Ben Steinberg
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, clearly the designers didn't put any thought into this. But, now that it can be seen...would someone really buy it??

    Liz Sahlin Johansson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah sure...that's what I would choose to decorate a dress like that. Not.

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    #5

    This Lovely Dress...

    This Lovely Dress...

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    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, that's the upside - it will hide embarrassing stains.

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    Withnail
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The shart skirt. It's called fashion, Brenda. Look it up.

    Harleen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the other, less popular saying - when life gives you s**t, make tie-dye!

    Zoe's Mom
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think folks look at their back side after getting dressed because I've seen this kind of issue before. I've seen it with hair as well. Anyone else?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like she slipped on the snow and fell into a puddle of blood...or something.

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    Shopping malls have become a staple to many suburban communities in the U.S but the "father" of the american shopping mall was actually and Austrian. Architect Victor Gruen created the shopping centers with the intent of making them an odd to the European-style town center, but in the suburbs. As we know now they morphed into what the designer called "b*sterd developments." The very first shopping center in all of history, however, was built by the Romans.

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    #6

    This Lady's Dress While Interviewing South Africa's President

    This Lady's Dress While Interviewing South Africa's President

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    Withnail
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My country, my country... Always making a tit of itself ¯\_(°_o)_/¯

    Joanne
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apart from the placement of the pattern on the top, that is a really cool dress, so pretty and colorful.

    Susan Reid Smith
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Positioning of elements of the print weren't done very carefully!

    Cat Mac
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did he keep a straight face?

    Ahnnah Newell
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he didn't. Just look at that smile trying to hide itself!

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    Άρης Παπαδόπουλος
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From this perspective, the president looks like a black version of Mini-Me (Austin Powers movies) article-25...65d5d9.jpg article-2535246-0054718200000258-209_634x443-5cad03065d5d9.jpg

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She wanted to accent her best assets.

    Pan Narrans
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother had wallpaper like this in the 70's.

    Zoe's Mom
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did her dresser not see this?

    Ahnnah Newell
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she did, thought it was funny and let her buy it on purpose, so that she could ge laughed at. People are cruel these days.

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    Natasha Forchione
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She had to have seen this??? Come on....

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    #7

    For Those Empowered Girls With 11 Fingers

    For Those Empowered Girls With 11 Fingers

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    danielw
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My name is Inigo Montoya. you killed my father. Prepare to die.

    Not Alec
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that movie, but what does that have to do with anything..?

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    Gillian Black
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes i counted the fingers bet you did too

    MyPrecious
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah, bad idea clothing company

    Liz Sahlin Johansson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s the problem??? The words would not had fit otherwise! Problem solver I think. Stupid, but still solver!

    DC
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1, 2, 3 , 4...eleven fingers, mom!

    Esther
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *face palm* 😔😔😔

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    In the words of Billy Idol "It's a nice day for a white wedding" but before 1840 this song would have made no sense whatsoever. Before Queen Victoria's marriage to Albert of Saxe-Coburg, brides wore wedding dresses in an array of colors, with black being particularly popular in Scandinavia. White had been seen as a color used for mourning, and in Chinese culture it still is today.

    #8

    If Only There Was A Letter That Resembles The Eiffel Tower

    If Only There Was A Letter That Resembles The Eiffel Tower

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    Withnail
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, the Paais, the city of love...

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But "A" is not in the middle. Obviously Adrian Monk designed this.

    Lit
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The title is clever "A letter"

    Lily Evans
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paris, the city of KEVINNNSSSSSS (pidgeons, if you aren't a directioner)

    Cat Mac
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only a tourist would buy that.

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    #9

    These Shoes With Suction Cups On The Bottom That Pop When I Walk On Smooth Surfaces

    These Shoes With Suction Cups On The Bottom That Pop When I Walk On Smooth Surfaces

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    Natters
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you can walk on the ceiling? Really cool.

    Wij
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    had these when i was 7. coolest thing ever (in 1977)

    Sammiche
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These were great for indoor soccer-- great traction on the gym floor! 😃

    Harleen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shoes with suction cups?! This is every kid's dream!

    Withnail
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yay, now you can sound like an octopus! If, er, an octopus were to walk around on land. On smooth surfaces.

    danielw
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh.. they do. talk to somebody who keeps those blighters in an aquarium. (or tries to. Making a tank Octo-proof is kind of like making something Idiot-proof. Only... octopuses are cool and I don't mind their improvement. Idiots... on the other hand....)

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    Its Me
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to climb walls like spiderman

    Sarah McManus
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have shoes like this. When it's raining it sounds like you're torturing baby ducks 😐☹

    Kusotare
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a fashion fail. That sole design has been around for decades, when kids actually played sports in their 'sneaks'.

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    When you think about cardigans you probably picture your sweet grandma reading cozied up on the couch. Well cardigans actually have a pretty fierce history. James Thomas Brudenell, the seventh Earl of Cardigan and a lieutenant general in the British army invented the comfy clothing item as a military jacket. In 1854, the 57-year-old lieutenant led the Charge of the Light Brigade at the Battle of Balaclava during the Crimean War. He survived the battle unharmed, as he never made it across enemy lines, but kept the lie concealed and was dubbed a hero by Queen Victoria at Windsor. Suddenly the cardigan was a hot commodity. Makes your grandma look like more of a rebel now huh?

    #10

    My Friend's Wrestling Patch Looks Like Something Else

    My Friend's Wrestling Patch Looks Like Something Else

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    Harleen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it's exactly what it looks like and he only told you it was for wrestling....

    Bored Fox
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True. :) I have see many pictures online where people tried to guess if the picture was from a wrestling match or a gay porn.

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair.... Wrestling and many other martial arts sometimes do look like passionate interactions indeed.

    Alice Laughs
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pain is so close to pleasure 🎶 *insert Freddie Mercury cry*

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    KCanadian
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well...it ain't gonna lick itself!

    John Backus
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adds a new meaning to "wrestling hold".

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok. I was looking at the patch and turning my head from side to side and I see nothing. I then scroll down a half an inch and THERE IT IS!

    JennyBee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh his school mascot is the bulldog too?

    Johanna-Nicollette Kidd
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not wrestling, needs to be reproduced... Erm... Better

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    #11

    A Real Housewives Dress "Design"

    A Real Housewives Dress "Design"

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    Reirei
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's because that curl at the front looks kinda like something else...

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    Cat Mac
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No need for a zipper and fly.

    Dianna
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugly from the start, plus doesnt even fit her.

    THEPS
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Penis Dress. Everyone is wearing them lol

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she's the man of the house we can see

    Rebekah Blankenship
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok so it's after midnight I'm having trouble sleeping but hubby ( and furbaby) are sound asleep. I was already chuckling then got to this one and woke them both up withlaughter

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    Haute couture is high-end fashion that is constructed solely by hand from beginning to end. Only the most highly- qualified dressmakers are allowed to be dubbed haute couture designers and members of the Chambre Syndicale de la Haute Couture. However before 1850 hand-stitched clothing was a necessity rather than a luxury among poor people.

    #12

    Buy Me A What Now?

    Buy Me A What Now?

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    SpazzyCoolKid13
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only it was talking about the medicinal shot *COUGH, ANTI VAXXERS, COUGH*

    Eveline de Jongh
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you can't have enough s**t in your life

    Panda Baller
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it weird that I've actually seen someone wear this before. Not a very flattering person either.

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they're places who buy our s**t?

    Meow
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I couldn't figure out what the shirt was actually supposed to read until i stared at it for an entire minute

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    #13

    The Backside Of This Donut Costume...

    The Backside Of This Donut Costume...

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    Jody Brown
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope an eclaire doesn't see him!

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we know now how they filled donuts

    Its Me
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It just screams “PUNCH ME”. Who else?

    Keilyn Hiilei
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ¨Its not a hole Keisha, a valve¨

    Renard Bansale
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Donuts don't wear alligator shoes."

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    The most common materials for manufacturing clothing include polyester, linen and cotton. China is one of the largest producers of cotton and bring in over 90 million yards of the material to the fashion industry a year. 200 pairs of jeans can be made from just one bale of cotton, no surprise they are such a common commodity! The Indians are credited with being the first people to spin the material, and the Romans would export it from them.

    #14

    Yeah Definitely Wouldn't Wear That

    Yeah Definitely Wouldn't Wear That

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    Falcon
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is this the KKKs winterwear?

    Schrödinger's Dog
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, if you're going to be a terrorist, you should at least be comfortable!

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't wear that no matter what color it was.

    Wij
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i want this. it's a sperm, it's banana meat, no, it's condom man!

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Condom Man teaches couples everywhere the importance of safe sex.

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dead pool infiltrates the KKK.

    Elizabeth
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it does look very warm, maybe different colors?

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    #15

    Think I’ll Skip That Adventure

    Think I’ll Skip That Adventure

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    hobbitly
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is there a matching bra/bikini top? If you need a bra, you probably dont watch Dora.

    Calypso poet
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found Winnie the Pooh underwear and bra sets once with the adult sizes. My boyfriend at the time liked Winnie the poo and I thought it was funny to say I have Pooh on my panties!

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    Zenozenobee
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either it's for adult women, and I don't think a lot of adult women would were this, either it's for kids/teens... and it's even worst.....

    Cat Mac
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you want to go to prison.

    John Backus
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's for wearing under the penis front dress

    LSR
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By raniforest they mean musky, humid and wet?

    Liz Sahlin Johansson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Talk about a pedophile invite... Hope parents think twice and the stores that sell them get sued .😠

    Ahnnah Newell
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I CAN'T STAND THIS! I hate that someone would even make something like that!

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    NASA may be the scientific minds behind putting men on the moon, but they weren't they ones responsible for suiting them up. That's right, bra manufacturer Playtex made the spacesuits Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin wore on their epic trip to outer space. The outfits were constructed from beta cloth, rubber, nylon, plastic connectors, aluminum neck ring, aluminum wrist locking rings, aluminum zipper and brass with neoprene gasket. Playtex's involvement sparked the futuristic fashions of the 1960s.

    #16

    These Tights That Make You Look Like You Have The Worst Bruise Situation Ever

    These Tights That Make You Look Like You Have The Worst Bruise Situation Ever

    misterbrista Report

    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ouch that looks painful

    Withnail
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grandma's varicose veins were out of control

    Vic
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanos has dry skin.. hmm 🤔

    Shirley Heyn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would anybody make that, why would anybody buy that, why would anybody wear that???

    Janine B.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Night Of The Walking Dead.

    Dani
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh that made me cringe hard

    Pinky Pop
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    more like intergalactic tights

    Monika Soffronow
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what my legs looked like after I went sailing diagonally across an intersection with my bicycle underneath me. The bicycle ended up like a kind of zig-zag bicycle art statement and my legs like another artwork going through various phases of colour displays, the purple before the more greenish hues. Me? Not even a broken finger. I am very good at flying but I still have issues with landing, as a badly sprained ankle reminded me a few years ago.

    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    P.S. The driver of the vehicle that hit me took me to the emergency ward at the hospital. We waited for quite a while for a doctor to come so the driver had time to get a very emotional reaction to what could have happened and I was trying to comfort her when we heard a question (in disbelief) "Is this where there is a traffic accident???" from the doctor.

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    #17

    The Placement Of These Rather Saggy Bunny Ears...

    The Placement Of These Rather Saggy Bunny Ears...

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    Nadine
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have PJs like this with cat ears and they're EXTREMELY warm! :-)

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    Withnail
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, to be fair, it would have been weirder if the ears had been erect.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do your ears hang low, do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie em in a knot, can you tie em in a bow?

    DforDorothy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why y'all mocking granny's sweater?... 😄

    Cat Mac
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People would be grabbing those all day. Who could resist?

    Kim Mahood
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They always said I'd be able to swing them over my shoulders one day...

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    old lady's boobs warmer?

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Grandma! Put your bloomin' bra back on!"

    Michelle Line
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be additional warmth for an elderly woman who had many children.

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    Today women squeeze themselves into all kinds of uncomfortable shapewear just to give the illusion that they have no unwanted bulge. We can all agree that spanx are a much more comfortable alternative to the corsets popularized in the 18th century, but what about the opposite of a corset? In the 1600s pregnancy was considered a fashionable look. Women would place cushions underneath their clothes to give themselves that baby bump look. The first maternity dress recorded in history is from the Baroque period (1600- 1750) called the Adrienne dress.

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    #18

    Hmmm The Shirts Are Supporting The Idea That The Name Is Flawed

    Hmmm The Shirts Are Supporting The Idea That The Name Is Flawed

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    Harleen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see what's wrong - they didn't iron it, just like the sign says LOL

    Vic
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They didn't say it was wrinkle free

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They came that way, and no one wanted to iron them. "I have an idea..."

    Cat Mac
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could wear it with your ripped jeans.

    Kateri
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happens to me... even if I hang it up right after it's done being washed.

    The Slinkman
    Community Member
    6 years ago

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    Esther Evans
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me, or does it button up really wrong??

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    #19

    Children’s Shirt In A Candy Shop...

    Children’s Shirt In A Candy Shop...

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    Luis Milian
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a children's shirt...who in the right mind...what???

    Aisha La Gatta Pelirroja
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well..in my country we have this children song about lollipop and it goes something like this - put it in your mouth before it gets dirty. So I have no questions about that shirt here.

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    Heather Lynn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't actually in a children's candy shop, it's in Las Vegas and the candy shop is like part candy and part funny novelty type stuff like this shirt. It's probably way more geared towards adults.

    ♥Kitty♥
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this at Its Sugar but it was an adults shirt

    Yuri Lee
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmm actually work in one of the branches and can definitely tell you that it's an adult shirt. Even says it on the tag

    Diane Phillips-Herman
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been in that store in Vegas. I don't remember children's clothing there. That's an adult size.

    My O My
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So 50Cent was right all along...

    Liz Sahlin Johansson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah. The designer must have had a sugar coma during inventing the text.

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    #20

    This Saturday Sweater

    This Saturday Sweater

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    Luis Milian
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its what happens on Saturdays anyways.

    danielw
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope turds happen on more days than just Saturdays. I mean... you know...

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    Luala Dy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey! That's Pretty Pastel Please! It's disrespectful to take her image and not mention her name!!!

    Tiari
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nightmare for me xD I look like dead in pastels.

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Putting the "Turd" in Saturday!

    DforDorothy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So... What's on You Saturday schedule?...

    Diane Cinca
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is Pretty Pastel Please :-) https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7PY0etqxH1bbyon_9pzp_g

    FortnitePlayerGirl
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elementary School humor in a nutshell.

    🏳️‍🌈👻EmoExtreemo👻🏳️‍🌈
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im sorry but this shirt is just a demonstration of the capabilities of the shirt im afraid the official shirt, hasn't come out yet heh

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    #21

    This Is An Official Nintendo Product. You Know, For Kids

    This Is An Official Nintendo Product. You Know, For Kids

    Tanooki's Stuff Report

    DforDorothy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Skills! Don't forget about the skills! 😉

    Stevie B
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because it is an official Nintendo product, doesn't mean it is for kids.

    Stimpy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In fact it's the opposite. What child remembers super Mario?

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    varwenea
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The magic mushroom strikes again.

    Joe Murray
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have MnMs boxers that say something like "I melt in the mouth, not in the hand "

    Janice Seagraves
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just what are they telling a child? And that mushroom is...

    Jim Price
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It's not the size of the wand, but the magic of the rabbit."

    PandaPiñata
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine if they made one using the 1-UP mushroom.

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    #22

    New York?

    New York?

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    Kjorn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just hide New and this could be ok

    Frank Smith
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Likley should have been "York" "

    Gillian Black
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the tardis oh no wrong colour well could have been

    Ben Steinberg
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, the famous 'red phone boxes' of New York...A lot of people don't know this but Jack the Ripper was actually from the Bronx... /s

    Dizzy Doo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have notebooks with that London pattern, several types of them lol. XD

    Emily
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It could be in NewYork. I mean, it's a TARDIS.

    Jim Price
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is definitely OLD York.

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    #23

    The Crotch On These Pants

    The Crotch On These Pants

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    Hard 2 Guess
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am very bothered by the fact that it's not perfectly centered.

    danielw
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that doesn't seem like an accidental placement...

    Sas Jansen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the pants, It's really a shame that nobody saw that it is not centered in the right way! WHY!!!!

    Slune
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the curls around the.....print

    Rebekah Blankenship
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd think someone that loves her would tell her

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    #24

    Not Sure If They Know What An Introvert Is

    Not Sure If They Know What An Introvert Is

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    The Slinkman
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Intentional i think. It's called humour, or so i'm told.

    Dani
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have to explain that a shirt was intentionally wrong, it’s probably not that humorous anyway.

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    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Introverts like to chat too, just not for a very long time

    Cat Mac
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The other person can chat and you can listen.

    Panda Baller
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that's a little sarcasm for ya.

    Melodie Peters Parkinson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure YOU know what an introvert is. Does not equal antisocial.

    Aunt Messy
    Community Member
    Premium
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m an introvert. The shirt should read, “I’m an Introvert, F**k Off”.

    Shaun De Loach
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or the placement on the text bubble

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    #25

    10/10 Design

    10/10 Design

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    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AS a Niner fan, I gotta say, TOUCHDOWN! lol

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    #26

    At Least You Can Be Honest...

    At Least You Can Be Honest...

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    Hello it Smee
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think this one is a mistake, it's so relatable

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    6 years ago

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    It's the line through the word never. That indicates a double negative, which changes the meaning from "I will never give up" to "I will not never give up"---in other words, "I will give up".

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    Withnail
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rick Astley's lesser know "N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶ Gonna give you up"

    Lisa J
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like Don't don't bother Luke. I got it.

    Kelly Grace
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally, I found myself the perfect shirt!!!!

    Id row
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This applies to so many people, myself included. I'd love to have that shirt, lol.

    Leonidas K
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Don't Don't bother Luke" situation all over again

    Hans
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In a world of frustration, self-motivation is the key.

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    #27

    Very Well Positioned Mandala On Trousers

    Very Well Positioned Mandala On Trousers

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    Sas Jansen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also from the freebleeder collection!

    Stannous Flouride
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The point of a mandala is to provide a point of focus for meditation. I can't think of a better place to focus than the place from which all humans began their existence.

    Ahnnah Newell
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wonder if the model recognized the design.

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope she was well paid for having to model that design fail.

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    Shirley Heyn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that gets one thinkin' . . .

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    #28

    No Wonder Why These Are On Sale

    No Wonder Why These Are On Sale

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    DforDorothy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone's a*s was kicked pretty hard!

    T Rex King
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either that or they spent a week of their life walking in mud

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    Zenozenobee
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In French, "sale" means "dirty"...

    Hafida
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont see the issue? I really like them

    frederic eeckman
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The word is french for dirty is "Sale" actually :D

    Dona
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look dirty as if they ran through mud and this seems to be the ultimate no no for runners,joggers,or just plain clean people. Get it now?

    Starrie_Angel
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Atleast if you get it dirty it won't make a difference

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    #29

    Balenciagas New $5300 Dress

    Balenciagas New $5300 Dress

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    The Cappy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too many zeros on the end. Surely that's $5.30.

    Hard 2 Guess
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WOW... You'd pay outrageously high price of $5.30 for this?

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    My dog is my co pilot.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No wonder the model looks pissed. She looks like she's standing there questioning her life's decisions and wondering what went wrong.

    The Slinkman
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For when you want to look lika a classy pilow

    Anouk van der Pluijm
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just trying to imagine how you're supposed to have a drink in this one?

    Hello it Smee
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her face tells you everything you need to know about the dress.

    Rowlie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a fancy straightjacket

    Anime nerd
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even the model looks like she hates it

    Антон Христов(Anton Hristoff)
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't lift up your face from the pillow in the morning? No biggie - here wear your pillow on your tits.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Balenciaga seems to be recycling their own vintage designs. If this link works, take a look: 8966882f10...hion-s.jpg 8966882f10a662f64436223636b9aee5-vintage-balenciaga-vintage-fashion-s.jpg

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    #30

    Putting Your Brown Logo On White Shoes

    Putting Your Brown Logo On White Shoes

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    Withnail
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For that I-just-stepped-in-dog-poo-and-I-don't-care look.

    The Slinkman
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'well look at that, a bird s**t on mie shoes'

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how they ended up at Goodwill.

    JessG
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably why they're in the discount store...

    Jim Price
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just unfortunate... no s**t.

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