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Hi, everyone. I’m Joy from Alloy Comics (artwork by Nohra Johnston). Thank you for your support on our 2 previous posts, which were both featured on the homepage of Bored Panda and accumulated over 134K views collectively!
Here are 50 more comics that chronicle married life, my demon nugget's growth, and how he slowly drives my husband and I to madness. Please follow Alloy Comics on Facebook, Instagram, and Webtoons to view all the comics in chronological order.
A little background: I'm originally from Taiwan, and I'm a math/science teacher by day and comedian/screenwriter by night. My much-younger part-Jewish "white devil" boy toy Alex has a job too boring to mention, but I love him anyway. Despite our one-foot height difference and half-inch nose difference, we found happiness in Austin, TX. Despite hitting freezing temperatures earlier this year, Austin remains very "Texas-y" and we have temperatures in the 80s in March.
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#1
Final score:
75points
My baby is now almost 3. He is so cute he has already appeared in 4 commercials! Don't worry. All of his earnings were put into a separate account so he can buy his own crappy car when he becomes a teenager. I'm not going to profit off of my ridiculously good-looking baby.
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#2
Final score:
73points
I know I've published 170 comics at Bored Panda in the last few months, but these are the products of 4 years of hard work. We usually publish one comic a week on Facebook, Instagram, and very soon Webtoons (as soon as I get Webtoons up to date, we're behind on Webtoons).
#4
Final score:
72points
#5
Final score:
66points
My favorite part of having a baby is listening to him laugh or giggle. His joy is so infectious, it's magical. My least favorite part is whenever he gets hurt. I never realized a little wound on another person could hurt ME so much.
#6
Final score:
65points
#7
Final score:
65points
I'm really excited to apply to San Diego Comic Con again. I've hosted panels there twice already, which is one of the highest honors I've ever received. I didn't apply the year I had my baby, and then the pandemic hit. Fingers crossed I get a panel again!
#10
Final score:
60points
#11
Final score:
56points
#12
Final score:
54points
#14
Final score:
52points
#15
Final score:
47points
#17
Final score:
46points
#18
Final score:
45points
ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴘʟᴀʏs_ᴄʀᴋ 3 years ago
when my brotehr is trying to be affectionate after being a huge pain in the ass this is what i think
#19
Final score:
44points
Nitro Codes 3 years ago (edited)
You mean "Murder people's ears time"? Edit, OMG, where did my humorous genius go?
#20
Final score:
43points
#21
Final score:
41points
Steffen Rehm 3 years ago
I only try to sleep that way, if a hurty fart do not want out the usual way. Because it helps a lot. I'm too tired to use translate, so you have to stick with that explanation of mine. :)
Veronica Connelly 3 years ago
I'm too afraid of SIDS to let my kids sleep on their stomach when they're babies.
Kimberley Gayle Thomas 3 years ago
My 1st brother would sleep like that and drive me nuts when he came home from the hospital when I was 6. I tried numerous times to make his back and butt flat only to give up.
Trisha Howson 3 years ago
The times I have found my kids like this. I aways thought it was cute but than with every kid I'd be afarid they suffocate or something. I was aways worried mother when they age 2 and down. Cause I love my babies
#22
Final score:
40points
#23
Final score:
40points
Nitro Codes 3 years ago (edited)
Still suppressing a massive shite-eating grin. I swear, I'll probably be the dad one day. Somehow.
#25
Final score:
38points
#26
Final score:
38points
#27
Final score:
37points
#28
Final score:
37points
#30
Final score:
35points
#31
Final score:
21points
#33
Final score:
13points
#34
Final score:
13points
#35
Final score:
13points
#37
Final score:
13points
#39
Final score:
13points
#41
Final score:
12points
#42
Final score:
12points
#43
Final score:
12points
Mimi La Souris 3 years ago (edited)
"say dada" - "mama" - "say dada !" - "mama" - "Say Dada !!!" - "not the mama !"
#44
Final score:
12points
#45
Final score:
12points
#46
Final score:
11points
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Space Whale 3 years ago (edited)
These were hilarious! I love the style and the jokes are well written.
Alloy Comics (Post author) 3 years ago
Thank you so much! I didn't have to write most of the jokes because they happened organically in real life. I'm lucky to have a husband with a similar sense of humor and an artist friend who can capture our expressions.
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ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴘʟᴀʏs_ᴄʀᴋ 3 years ago
i wish i could make a witty comment to these so i could finally make something funnier than a comic that makes me genuinely laugh
Daniel Marsh 3 years ago (edited)
These belong syndicated into newspapers; they're among the best dozen comic strips I've read.
Alloy Comics (Post author) 3 years ago
That is such a great compliment, thank you!!! I'll be sure to screenshot this to share with my artist Nohra Johnston.
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Madeleine Flowers 3 years ago
These are amazing! I've looked at all of your comics in the past (that I've been able to find) and they are SO funny!
Alloy Comics (Post author) 3 years ago
Thank you so much! We post a new comic every week on FB and IG, soon on Webtoons. :)
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Peter Mitko 3 years ago
Adorable, Reminds me of my GF and I down to the Penguin in Texas. We're expecting our first.
Daniel (ShadowDrakken) 3 years ago
I see hints of Disney artist in here, mixed with some Penny Arcade, and a healthy dose of Scott Kurtz in the art style. Quick, simple, effective lines with tons of character! Love it! :D
Bi-Polar Express 3 years ago
I am currently holding my 2 1/2 week old granddaughter after watching my daughter give her all of her love. She she was exhausted, I took over the adoration. Sorry. She is perfection and we are but sad first drafts.
Space Whale 3 years ago (edited)
These were hilarious! I love the style and the jokes are well written.
Alloy Comics (Post author) 3 years ago
Thank you so much! I didn't have to write most of the jokes because they happened organically in real life. I'm lucky to have a husband with a similar sense of humor and an artist friend who can capture our expressions.
Load More Replies... ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴘʟᴀʏs_ᴄʀᴋ 3 years ago
i wish i could make a witty comment to these so i could finally make something funnier than a comic that makes me genuinely laugh
Daniel Marsh 3 years ago (edited)
These belong syndicated into newspapers; they're among the best dozen comic strips I've read.
Alloy Comics (Post author) 3 years ago
That is such a great compliment, thank you!!! I'll be sure to screenshot this to share with my artist Nohra Johnston.
Load More Replies... Madeleine Flowers 3 years ago
These are amazing! I've looked at all of your comics in the past (that I've been able to find) and they are SO funny!
Alloy Comics (Post author) 3 years ago
Thank you so much! We post a new comic every week on FB and IG, soon on Webtoons. :)
Load More Replies... Peter Mitko 3 years ago
Adorable, Reminds me of my GF and I down to the Penguin in Texas. We're expecting our first.
Daniel (ShadowDrakken) 3 years ago
I see hints of Disney artist in here, mixed with some Penny Arcade, and a healthy dose of Scott Kurtz in the art style. Quick, simple, effective lines with tons of character! Love it! :D
Bi-Polar Express 3 years ago
I am currently holding my 2 1/2 week old granddaughter after watching my daughter give her all of her love. She she was exhausted, I took over the adoration. Sorry. She is perfection and we are but sad first drafts.
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