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Hi, everyone. I’m Joy from Alloy Comics (artwork by Nohra Johnston). Thank you for your support on our 2 previous posts, which were both featured on the homepage of Bored Panda and accumulated over 134K views collectively!
Here are 50 more comics that chronicle married life, my demon nugget's growth, and how he slowly drives my husband and I to madness. Please follow Alloy Comics on Facebook, Instagram, and Webtoons to view all the comics in chronological order.
A little background: I'm originally from Taiwan, and I'm a math/science teacher by day and comedian/screenwriter by night. My much-younger part-Jewish "white devil" boy toy Alex has a job too boring to mention, but I love him anyway. Despite our one-foot height difference and half-inch nose difference, we found happiness in Austin, TX. Despite hitting freezing temperatures earlier this year, Austin remains very "Texas-y" and we have temperatures in the 80s in March.
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#1
Final score:
75points
My baby is now almost 3. He is so cute he has already appeared in 4 commercials! Don't worry. All of his earnings were put into a separate account so he can buy his own crappy car when he becomes a teenager. I'm not going to profit off of my ridiculously good-looking baby.
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#2
Final score:
73points
Alloy Comics (Submission author) 3 years ago (edited)
Ooooh, I looked it up and it's "sechs." Good point!
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#3
Final score:
72points
Leodavinci 3 years ago
Son was born a month early and was a skinny little guy. Two weeks after being born, SO had the opportunity to fly back east to show him off to grandparents. When they returned two weeks later, I didn't recognize my son. He had become Winston Churchill.
I know I've published 170 comics at Bored Panda in the last few months, but these are the products of 4 years of hard work. We usually publish one comic a week on Facebook, Instagram, and very soon Webtoons (as soon as I get Webtoons up to date, we're behind on Webtoons).
#4
Final score:
72points
Trisha Howson 3 years ago
I aways said when they did something a lot with a a part of there body they discovered it lol. Cause they would look at it a lot experiment lol
#5
Final score:
66points
*Displayname*=idk 3 years ago
This is me every summer. I am either as white as the ghost that roams the house at night, or red as a lobster...
ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴘʟᴀʏs_ᴄʀᴋ 3 years ago
when my mom showed me her back after fishing, i cried on the floor ( kid me)
Heather Wood 3 years ago
One of my kiddos got a burn like that once (took his swimming shirt off). When it started peeling, he got so excited and kept giving the "super- cool peelings" away to his favorite people! 🤣
My favorite part of having a baby is listening to him laugh or giggle. His joy is so infectious, it's magical. My least favorite part is whenever he gets hurt. I never realized a little wound on another person could hurt ME so much.
#6
Final score:
65points
#7
Final score:
65points
Alloy Comics (Submission author) 3 years ago
He still laughs at me about that. Oooh, how naive I was...
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I'm really excited to apply to San Diego Comic Con again. I've hosted panels there twice already, which is one of the highest honors I've ever received. I didn't apply the year I had my baby, and then the pandemic hit. Fingers crossed I get a panel again!
#8
Final score:
63points
Trisha Howson 3 years ago
My husband reframe to me the same way. That a nice ham. Them some nice melons. Lol it a man for ya
#9
Final score:
61points
#10
Final score:
60points
Jason Mills 3 years ago
I live in Texas. Crazy hot and humid outside and freezing cold and dry inside. I keep winter clothes in my car even during the summer.
#11
Final score:
56points
#12
Final score:
54points
#13
Final score:
53points
ola wilczek 1 year ago (edited)
How my dad knew i was a cat: the first teeth i grew were fangs which was catastropic for his fingers cause i would bite them any chance i got.
#14
Final score:
52points
Celtic Pirate Queen 3 years ago
Aw - every baby boy EVER! My younger brother is 57 and STILL has those lashes. BUT - he's bald, so it all works out.
#15
Final score:
47points
Trisha Howson 3 years ago
I would so do something like this. This is what marriage is about after 12yr
*Displayname*=idk 3 years ago
A rubber band. She is gonna shoot it at him...
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#16
Final score:
47points
#17
Final score:
46points
Jonathan West 3 years ago
When I was growing up my mom was considered hot by all my friends, too. I know your pain.
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#18
Final score:
45points
ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴘʟᴀʏs_ᴄʀᴋ 3 years ago
when my brotehr is trying to be affectionate after being a huge pain in the ass this is what i think
#19
Final score:
44points
Nitro Codes 3 years ago (edited)
You mean "Murder people's ears time"? Edit, OMG, where did my humorous genius go?
Trisha Howson 3 years ago
Been there oh them nights where so hard. It gets better though I promise.
#20
Final score:
43points
Alloy Comics (Submission author) 3 years ago
From bedroom to living room, not from outside to inside.
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Final score:
41points
Steffen Rehm 3 years ago
I only try to sleep that way, if a hurty fart do not want out the usual way. Because it helps a lot. I'm too tired to use translate, so you have to stick with that explanation of mine. :)
Veronica Connelly 3 years ago
I'm too afraid of SIDS to let my kids sleep on their stomach when they're babies.
Kimberley Gayle Thomas 3 years ago
My 1st brother would sleep like that and drive me nuts when he came home from the hospital when I was 6. I tried numerous times to make his back and butt flat only to give up.
Trisha Howson 3 years ago
The times I have found my kids like this. I aways thought it was cute but than with every kid I'd be afarid they suffocate or something. I was aways worried mother when they age 2 and down. Cause I love my babies
#22
Final score:
40points
#23
Final score:
40points
Nitro Codes 3 years ago (edited)
Still suppressing a massive shite-eating grin. I swear, I'll probably be the dad one day. Somehow.
Trisha Howson 3 years ago
Lol babies are meanies mine at three month pull hair pinched me. Would pinch my boob when I breatfeed. And when she got older when I would carry her around in store she would put of no where smack the crap out of my face it would aways shock the heck out of me. An she use to try and pull down my shirt in middle of the store up till she was 2.
#24
Final score:
39points
#25
Final score:
38points
Samuel Zhao 2 years ago
I have two scars on the same hand. One from when i burned my self, the second b/c I wasn’t being careful when using a woodchipper
#26
Final score:
38points
David Szeremi 3 years ago
Birds and bees is supposed be a bit later.... He's a jerk
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#27
Final score:
37points
Trisha Howson 3 years ago
It did this all the time expecially when they where small. I think I was tried to didn't know what else to do and I just they are my world.
#28
Final score:
37points
#29
Final score:
36points
Trisha Howson 3 years ago
My husband aways had me stay home he would refuse to watch them inless he absolutely had to because he was afarid he would do something wrong to be honest I enjoyed it.
#30
Final score:
35points
#31
Final score:
21points
Alloy Comics (Submission author) 3 years ago
Good one! And yes, he's hot!
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#32
Final score:
14points
Alloy Comics (Submission author) 3 years ago
Unfortunately, Dr. Richard Chopp in Austin already retired, otherwise I'd send him just for the joke of having one done by a guy literally named "D**k Chop."
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Alexander Smith 3 years ago
As someone who had exes knee me in the crotch a lot. It really is painful.
#33
Final score:
13points
Emily Chase 3 years ago
Only a monster DOESN'T name their Roomba! Mine is called Carlton.
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#34
Final score:
13points
Alloy Comics (Submission author) 3 years ago
Don't worry, he's got a plump booty to cushion the blow.
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#35
Final score:
13points
Alloy Comics (Submission author) 3 years ago
My sister grew up skinny and I grew up fat. This is like the ONE advantage of being plump, so hell yeah Imma rub it in her face!
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#37
Final score:
13points
#38
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13points
#39
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13points
#41
Final score:
12points
#42
Final score:
12points
#43
Final score:
12points
Mimi La Souris 3 years ago (edited)
"say dada" - "mama" - "say dada !" - "mama" - "Say Dada !!!" - "not the mama !"
best turtle 3 years ago
i remember how annoyed my dad was when my little brother said water as his first words
#44
Final score:
12points
Alloy Comics (Submission author) 3 years ago
Ugh, these domestic abuse claims... Let me clarify: I didn't actually whack him in the head, but I did throw an empty water bottle at his torso. I just thought the fact that the bottle was empty would be too difficult to convey in a comic, so I asked the artist to draw it like this. No husband/daddy was harmed in the making of this comic, I promise!
leia's emotional cupcake 3 years ago
Yes sometimes when people do nothing that's even more annoying than if they did something!
#45
Final score:
12points
#46
Final score:
11points
Nitro Codes 3 years ago
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH....Hahahhaah...ha,..ha..ha................:( Parents give so much to raise their children.
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Final score:
11points
#50
Final score:
8points
athornedrose 3 years ago
to the side of my boobs, where he immediately tries to lean over them to get back to the center
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Space Whale 3 years ago (edited)
These were hilarious! I love the style and the jokes are well written.
Alloy Comics (Post author) 3 years ago
Thank you so much! I didn't have to write most of the jokes because they happened organically in real life. I'm lucky to have a husband with a similar sense of humor and an artist friend who can capture our expressions.
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ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴘʟᴀʏs_ᴄʀᴋ 3 years ago
i wish i could make a witty comment to these so i could finally make something funnier than a comic that makes me genuinely laugh
Daniel Marsh 3 years ago (edited)
These belong syndicated into newspapers; they're among the best dozen comic strips I've read.
Alloy Comics (Post author) 3 years ago
That is such a great compliment, thank you!!! I'll be sure to screenshot this to share with my artist Nohra Johnston.
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Madeleine Flowers 3 years ago
These are amazing! I've looked at all of your comics in the past (that I've been able to find) and they are SO funny!
Alloy Comics (Post author) 3 years ago
Thank you so much! We post a new comic every week on FB and IG, soon on Webtoons. :)
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Peter Mitko 3 years ago
Adorable, Reminds me of my GF and I down to the Penguin in Texas. We're expecting our first.
Daniel (ShadowDrakken) 3 years ago
I see hints of Disney artist in here, mixed with some Penny Arcade, and a healthy dose of Scott Kurtz in the art style. Quick, simple, effective lines with tons of character! Love it! :D
Space Whale 3 years ago (edited)
These were hilarious! I love the style and the jokes are well written.
Alloy Comics (Post author) 3 years ago
Thank you so much! I didn't have to write most of the jokes because they happened organically in real life. I'm lucky to have a husband with a similar sense of humor and an artist friend who can capture our expressions.
Load More Replies... ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴘʟᴀʏs_ᴄʀᴋ 3 years ago
i wish i could make a witty comment to these so i could finally make something funnier than a comic that makes me genuinely laugh
Daniel Marsh 3 years ago (edited)
These belong syndicated into newspapers; they're among the best dozen comic strips I've read.
Alloy Comics (Post author) 3 years ago
That is such a great compliment, thank you!!! I'll be sure to screenshot this to share with my artist Nohra Johnston.
Load More Replies... Madeleine Flowers 3 years ago
These are amazing! I've looked at all of your comics in the past (that I've been able to find) and they are SO funny!
Alloy Comics (Post author) 3 years ago
Thank you so much! We post a new comic every week on FB and IG, soon on Webtoons. :)
Load More Replies... Peter Mitko 3 years ago
Adorable, Reminds me of my GF and I down to the Penguin in Texas. We're expecting our first.
Daniel (ShadowDrakken) 3 years ago
I see hints of Disney artist in here, mixed with some Penny Arcade, and a healthy dose of Scott Kurtz in the art style. Quick, simple, effective lines with tons of character! Love it! :D
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