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After Creating Over 30 Custom Profiles, Tinder Banned This Guy. Here Are Some Of The Funniest Ones
Ah, Tinder, the speed dating of the 21st century. You don't have to dress up to make connections and can swipe through while watching Netflix on your couch. The fierce online dating competition, however, has people creating the funniest profiles, constantly trying to outdo each other. But they're no match for Jake, a guy who has created over 60 of Tinder profiles. Haha, get it? No match? Ok, nevermind, let's continue.
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"I've tried to take Tinder dating seriously but I've never found it great for people looking to to take dating very seriously," Jake told Bored Panda. "I also have been on some very... interesting dates. For example, I met a preacher's daughter who, on the first date, said she wanted to "bang more dudes and then get back with her ex."
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But Jake enjoys making people laugh and the dating app seemed like the perfect opportunity to do so. "I was looking for a girl that had a sense of humor (I'm a lot to put up with)."
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Tinder, however, was having none of it and banned this funny guy from the app without any explanation. This small misstep, however, hasn't discouraged him and he plans to continue his quest elsewhere with even more dating profiles.
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"I want to try making similar profiles for other apps. It would be hilarious to make them for something like Christian Mingle or Farmers Only."
"I would also like to add that, in my opinion, people should to stop taking life so seriously. Everyone likes to laugh. If you fail with a joke, just make a new one. Go on as many dates as possible, because the worst case is you have a great story to tell after."
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Val/Malibu/Dante/Bob 6 years ago
Omg yasssss. Beyonceeeeee IF YOU LIKED IT THEN YOU SHOULDVE PUT A RING ON IT OH OH OH,OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
Superman 6 years ago
Don't be mad once you see that he want it - if you liked it, then you should have put a ring on it
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Sophie Warner 6 years ago
Looking fabulous there Jake! And I'm not just saying that because you are holding pizza! Not everyone can pull off a kitten heel, but you can!
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Val/Malibu/Dante/Bob 6 years ago
And I think you should be quiet Cult of Bambi. He is really funny and I admire his humour
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Val/Malibu/Dante/Bob 6 years ago
Im Hispanic too yey one of my closest friends is American. Trump, back offfffff
FortnitePlayerGirl 6 years ago
My father's a brazillian immigrant. That counts, right?
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Val/Malibu/Dante/Bob 6 years ago
Well.... have you read the cursed child?
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Sophie Warner 6 years ago (edited)
There is a finger pointing at his groin... it also points the wrong way...
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Momo Skarsgård 6 years ago
Hahaha.....No Netflix isn't but laughter is. :)
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Sophie Warner 6 years ago
Only 18... that is a little unrealistic! What is the plan? Happy 18th Birthday! You are now not my responsibility. Here are some boxes & bubble wrap, the moving van is coming at 1pm.
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Val/Malibu/Dante/Bob 6 years ago
Aw this is good, sweet and not bad. I acc quite liked it! And I hate frozen
Momo Skarsgård 6 years ago
I think he is rather clever not a bad poet at all.
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Sophie Warner 6 years ago
My ex had to stop doing squats after he got a J-Lo butt! It was hilarious!
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Sophie Warner 6 years ago
I vowed never to get jiggy in the cell of a men's prison again. Sorry! I'm sure you could find a friend there though...
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Momo Skarsgård 6 years ago
I knooooow right??? I was wondering the same thing.
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Sophie Warner 6 years ago
That is a no. I do not need someone following through during sex. I am not into that! I hear that some people are, but I am not one of them.
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TheDivineMs.M 6 years ago
Why would he get banned? Poor guys just trying like everyone else in this world. This shows he has humor.
Ann Abdelzaher 6 years ago
LOL if nothing else he will probably get lots of dates from this publicity :)
Scott Leslie 6 years ago (edited)
This guy's got it figured out. Once his inbox does blow up with matches and messages, I'd recommend taking a look at this... https://menshrine.com/25-things-girls-say-on-tinder-and-what-they-actually-mean/
PandaPanda 6 years ago
I cant figure out why this gorgeous man is still single! I'd marry him in a heartbeat!
TheDivineMs.M 6 years ago
Why would he get banned? Poor guys just trying like everyone else in this world. This shows he has humor.
Ann Abdelzaher 6 years ago
LOL if nothing else he will probably get lots of dates from this publicity :)
Scott Leslie 6 years ago (edited)
This guy's got it figured out. Once his inbox does blow up with matches and messages, I'd recommend taking a look at this... https://menshrine.com/25-things-girls-say-on-tinder-and-what-they-actually-mean/
PandaPanda 6 years ago
I cant figure out why this gorgeous man is still single! I'd marry him in a heartbeat!
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