59 Times People Couldn’t Figure Out How To Spell Words, And The Whole Situation Was Comedy Gold (New Pics)
People tend to get mad at the grammar police online. Yet, sometimes people's grammar and spelling skills are so atrocious that they're begging to be called out and taught a lesson. According to a 2015 Harris Poll, 80% of Americans considerthemselves good spellers.
However, after you scroll through this list, you may find that statistic questionable. Bored Panda has prepared a selection of funny and equally embarrassing posts where people either fell victim to autocorrect or skipped grammar day at school. See how a minor mistake can change the vibe of a whole sentence and deliver comedy gold instead of somber, serious news.
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Are You Allergic To Crushed Asians?
They're Identical Or For Turtles?
Pack Of Lips
Bad grammar can certainly be funny. Just one comma out of place and a sentence like "Tables are for eating customers only" goes from instructive to ridiculously cannibalistic. It makes you think that people would put a lot of effort into spelling things correctly and putting punctuation marks where they belong. Alas, that isn't always the case.
Ironically, the younger generation is the most irked by grammar mistakes they see in the real world, online, or when texting others. According to the same Harris poll, 74% of people under 35 said that spelling mistakes on social media were annoying. This may seem surprising, since they're the generation most likely to use abbreviations and are typically associated with lax grammar online.
Do You Come Here Off Ten?
Wait Until They Learn How British People Spell "Color"
Hippo Crips
Interestingly, there's also a gender disparity when it comes to who notices grammar mistakes more. Women appear to be more perceptive when spotting bad spelling, with 75% of women saying they often find errors in things like ads, restaurant menus, and store signs. In contrast, 66% of the men in the survey said they spotted grammar mistakes often.
Yet one grammar peeve was consistent among all ages, genders, and professions. English speakers just can't stand it when people can't correctly spell and tell the difference between "their, they're, and there." I have to say, I'm right there with them – and English isn't even my first language!
Disposable Thumbs
Brexit Means Brexit
I bet they were drinking a strong mug of Yorkshire tea while writing this
To Spell Democrat
Different rules apply to texting and messaging online, though. Although only a quarter of Gen Zers admit that they use full stops, capital letters, commas, and quotation marks on social media, 69% use correct grammar when texting. Perhaps it's who they are communicating with: texting is often reserved for parents and older people, and social media is how they communicate with peers.
Does Anyone Else Struggle With Eggs Eye & Tea?
Someone Is Selling “Access” On Fb
Well they do give you access to things if you don't care much about legal access.
Her... Mating Name?
Good grammar matters in the context of dating, too. A 2016 survey from the dating site Zoosk showed that 48% of people in the dating market consider poor grammar skills a deal breaker in online dating. Interestingly, women seem to have higher standards: 65% said they would stop chatting with a bad speller, and only 60% of men said they pay attention to a prospective partner's grammar.
Still, the majority found obvious spelling and punctuation mistakes to be turn-offs. And it's not just bad grammar that people hate; silly hype words such as "LOL" and "YOLO" were found to drastically decrease response rates.
Bi Curiously
Minstrel Cycle
Phosphorous
Our personal lives aren't the only context in which good spelling and punctuation matter. Which CV do you think would be tossed away immediately: one with blatant grammar mistakes or a carefully proofread one? Certified professional résumé writer Drew Roark says that spelling or punctuation mistakes are about more than just grammar knowledge.
A Due
The Ace Of Spade And Nutered
One step down from "spaded," which I hear all the time, living in the Southern US.
Nailed It
"Mistakes on your résumé can expose traits about yourself, which can ultimately keep an employer from offering you a job," Roark explains. "Employers are less concerned about your spelling (knowing you probably just made a typo) and more concerned with the fact that you overlooked an error, which speaks volumes about your tendencies."
That's A Bold Tack Tick, Cotton
Sam And Ella Don’t Joke Around
Panties Are In Full Bloom
What's worse than a bad speller online? Grammar police who love to humiliate those with poor grammar skills and call them out for their mistakes. Research shows, and experts claim that they're not trying to do the world a solid and rid it of grammar mistakes – they're trying to establish their superiority.
Sweetish Meatball
Notre Dame Is In Golfed
My Grandma's Abdomen
According to a 2016 study, introverts may be more prone to correcting the mistakes of others. Apparently, they connect the mistakes to the person's core self, judging their intellect. The researchers also found that the less agreeable the person is, the more likely they are to be members of the grammar police.
Carter Pillow
Perineal Vision
Great Execution. Huge Knowledge
A professor of psychology at the University of Pennsylvania, Robert Kurzban, explained to Slate that the grammar police are looking for ways to make themselves feel better. "When people, especially publicly, correct others' mistakes, a lot of that has to do with signaling to other people," he said. "People are trying to signal their expertise, because being able to identify mistakes indicates that you know more about something than the person who committed the error."
Once A Pond A Time
I Hate All The Hippo Criticism In Sweden, How Long Will The World Stand For It
I Own You Now
What about you, Pandas? How often do you spot bad spelling and punctuation online and in the messages people send you? Or maybe you're the bad speller, and you feel no shame for it whatsoever? Let us know your experiences when struggling with words in the comments! In the meantime, check out these hilariously unfortunate names parents have given their babies that we wish were spelling mistakes.
Goat Cart
Halp I’ve Been Hatched
Always Read The Silly Bus
In Greedy Ants
On Words?
I Love Me A Bowl Of Rom And
Mines Well
British Spelling
Well, That’s Actually How It’s Spelled
This Is The Funniest Tweet In The Hole In Tire World
This Is Definitely A New One For Me
Atomized Hospital Bill
With how much stuff they add in their itemized bill, it might as well be atomized.
Gas Stational Diabetes
Except A Bowl
Ten Year
First And Formals
Hammy Downs?
Sprang My Ankle So Many Times
In Prompt Too
Mean Either
Correcting Someone’s Spelling
What Do You Puffer?
Sue Veneer
Grandma Has Phenomena
Mid Evil Dagger
Debt Written
Jewel Carriage Way
Fridge Raider
"His Arguments Are Floored"
Are people using voice-recognition software, speaking sloppily, and not checking the result? Or how do these come about?
I was going to say a lot of these look like voice recognition errors.
Load More Replies...This is why the world NEEDS grammar police. If you don't correct people at source, this nonsense becomes perpetuated.
Ah, but as I've been told numerous times on here, it just the natural evolution of language and we don't correct it, we accept it. That, and 'as long as you understand what they're trying to say, it's acceptable'. To which I say...bollocks!
Load More Replies...Are people using voice-recognition software, speaking sloppily, and not checking the result? Or how do these come about?
I was going to say a lot of these look like voice recognition errors.
Load More Replies...This is why the world NEEDS grammar police. If you don't correct people at source, this nonsense becomes perpetuated.
Ah, but as I've been told numerous times on here, it just the natural evolution of language and we don't correct it, we accept it. That, and 'as long as you understand what they're trying to say, it's acceptable'. To which I say...bollocks!
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