In life (or on the internet), you're always just a few steps (or clicks) away from something sinister. But some people are clueless to all the twisted and obscene things even after they pop up right in front of their eyes. Bored Panda has collected some of the funniest examples of innocent minds really not getting what they're looking at and it will make you feel rotten.

From a girl thinking nail marks on her BF's back belong to a random attacker to someone mistaking a vagina costume with a slice of bacon, these guilt-free souls are about to realize reality is not all sunshine and rainbows. Some of these statements may have been crafted to look so damn innocent on purpose, while others seem genuine, but all of them highlight that the internet is not the right place for the rose-colored. Scroll down to check out these funny misunderstandings and feel free to upvote your favorites.

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Zori the degu
Community Member
3 years ago

A prove that trolling can be done unintentionally!

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#2

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fasterfood Report

Bway_Gonnabe11
Community Member
3 years ago

YES

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#3

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Panda
Community Member
3 years ago

Knowing Tumblr, the girl probably did this on purpouse. Some rando on the internet is asking invasive questions, so she gave a funny answer.

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#4

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Jane Rose
Community Member
3 years ago

"oh my sweet summer child" so pure

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itsnotjustpms Report

Ok Ha-Neul
Community Member
3 years ago

i know how alarming it is to look down and see blood but it could be worse i could look down and see no blood i'm not ready for kids

Community Member
3 years ago

-facepalm-

Nadyne Poirier
Community Member
3 years ago

Two minutes between his posts 😂

Vanessa Ying
Community Member
3 years ago

Well, he IS a pretty popular Youtuber. Plus his fan girls are legion.

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Lana
Community Member
3 years ago

Reminds me of the first time getting my period. I had a Carrie moment and thought that I had an infection or something

Adogcalledkitty
Community Member
3 years ago

The main question is, why is it important for him that the whole world knows about a nosebleed? Aren't any other things happening to him?

Jessica Tischer
Community Member
3 years ago

It's twitter, the whole point of the format is sharing little tidbits of information the came to your mind suddenly. And don't really warrant a more elaborate post. Like stuff written on toilet walls, you know.

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Bec Snyder
Community Member
3 years ago

A redneck friend of mine once said, "Anything that bleeds for 5 days, and don't die, just ain't right!"

Cat Lady
Community Member
3 years ago

Oh the poor thing

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Mhiller17
Community Member
3 years ago

Hahahaa

Ethan Volochkov
Community Member
3 years ago

The best part is there's only a two minute gap between posts...

MaddySquidCat 7
Community Member
3 years ago

TYLLEERR MY QUEEEN

Amanda McKeown
Community Member
3 years ago

LMFAO!!!😂😂😂

WhiteRabbit
Community Member
3 years ago

LMFAO

Echo
Community Member
3 years ago

That one hit me like a rubber band. Lol

Pobin Rice
Community Member
3 years ago

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And women will NEVER tire of telling the WORLD they have periods. “Yes Gemma like every month before and every month to come”

Clare E
Community Member
3 years ago

Yeah, like men never get tired of telling us they have dicks. Or sending unsolicited pics of them...

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#6

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Ok Ha-Neul
Community Member
3 years ago

that is disturbing...who feeds hamsters bananas

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#7

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Daria B
Community Member
3 years ago

I don't think that's innocence, this looks more like wit.

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#8

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idkhumor Report

Becca
Community Member
3 years ago

😬 ohh no

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#9

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highjinkx Report

Ok Ha-Neul
Community Member
3 years ago

i adore this stay innocent dear one

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#10

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Community Member
3 years ago

Now i can't look at bacon seriously again...

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#11

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Ok Ha-Neul
Community Member
3 years ago

oh dear god someone educate this child

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#12

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bombing Report

Ok Ha-Neul
Community Member
3 years ago

what is it seriously someone please tell me i have said "i want a cream pie" so many times because i i thought it was a cream puff in pie form. isn't it??

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Pastel Ghostie
Community Member
3 years ago

* inhale * * exhale * oh my god

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#14

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Jessica Stohr
Community Member
3 years ago

Omg no one told her?! *facepalm*

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#15

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Zori the degu
Community Member
3 years ago

Well, you've gotta admit that person has a point.

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#16

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baku Report

Ok Ha-Neul
Community Member
3 years ago

lol the recognition later on

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#17

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47scorpios Report

Zaza Pheuteu
Community Member
3 years ago

Kinda sad actually. I feel sorry for the obviously clueless gf

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#18

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Pamela
Community Member
3 years ago

I hate thst the world ruined the word "daddy"

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#19

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Roxane Milko
Community Member
3 years ago

It's weird since the heat in saunas can be unBEARable

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Wanda Queen
Community Member
3 years ago

I'm not the only one who spent a good 2 minutes scrolling back and forth between the description and the photo of this guys ass, to see what he's into....right?.......RIGHT??

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princesswitchy Report

Adogcalledkitty
Community Member
3 years ago

Well, why don't you tell them?

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#22

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Melody Lanzatella
Community Member
3 years ago

NOT naive...smart ass.

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#23

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makki
Community Member
3 years ago

Ahahaha!!

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#24

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mellenheadgirl head
Community Member
3 years ago

yes. A cashew

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#25

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Zori the degu
Community Member
3 years ago

I do hope they meant it only as a dark joke...

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Panda
Community Member
3 years ago

This one also looks like the person is trolling the anon who's asking inasive questions.

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Kat Angus Report

KK
Community Member
3 years ago

what

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