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Say what you want about the internet, but netizens love to laugh. There’s so much quality, humorous content shared on social media every single day that it’s hard to keep track. But if you stick to just one or two social networks, you might not be aware of the stuff that’s being posted elsewhere.

‘Really Dumb Tweets’ is an Instagram account that shares some of the most hilarious and weirdest things posted on X (formerly Twitter). Today, we’re featuring some of the freshest funny tweets to give you a taste of how ridiculous the world can be. Check out the pics below!

#1

Tweet suggesting election year should be like The Masked Singer with disguised politicians and distorted voices humorously.

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Zero Costa
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1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and it's Kermit, for the fifth term in a row!

st4x2gt974
Community Member
1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least he’s a monster puppet, not an actual monster.

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Fransanchez
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1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Itsnt that what just happen???? The orange menace promised this and that, and once elected took his mask off and is now showing his true colours.......🤔🤔🤔

Talis
Community Member
1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He did already show his true colors 2016-2020.

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Grape Walls of Ire
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1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, I'd love that, but it'll never happen. How can the GOP control the grift?

Learner Panda
Community Member
1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It would make more sense than the current system.

Elio
Community Member
1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Eh I'm not opposed to it

MetaMom
Community Member
1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is BRILLIANT! And I'm an American

Kit Black
Community Member
1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is neither dumb nor hilarious, and should absolutely be what we do.

Michael P (Perthaussieguy)
Community Member
1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They need to be able to pass regular performance reviews by voters, like employees do. Oh, wait, they ARE paid by the taxpayers.

tameson
Community Member
1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love this idea! Can we include a ban on rallies? The only time we get to hear their ideas is during the debates. Oh, and public funding for campaigns, with a limit political ads and a very limited campaign season.

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    #2

    Text post joking about surviving a pandemic by staying home, part of really dumb tweets to make you laugh or lose faith.

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    SkippityBoppityBoo
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Lockdowns... When the meek really did inherit the earth!!! It all seems so unbelievable now but? A lot of people pulled together and helped others, each other. I didn't have much money and my local Tesco had a "3 items per person" in place. But I got an advance and then got permission from the shop manager to buy, it was three bags of shopping for those who couldn't go out. I phoned the charity and they came to pick them up from outside my door. I wasn't the only one who did that...

    quentariel
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm still not sure whether I should be happy or sad that I never experienced any lockdowns during pandemic. Mostly happy, I guess.

    SchadenFreudian Psychology
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unpopular opinion: I kind of liked it. WFH is awesome….everything was slower and quieter…no traffic jams for people who did need to go somewhere. Why can’t we keep the good parts of the pandemic without the sickness, death, fear, etc.?

    Chich the witch
    Community Member
    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every generation hits the 'Back in MY day" stage.

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    #3

    Screenshot of a really dumb tweet about a hotel providing a full buffet breakfast at 2:30 am before fasting begins.

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    Robin Roper
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not a dumb tweet. This is humanity at it's best.

    Jihana
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And as easy as that you can me mindful of other religions. That hotel ROCKS!

    Farah (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a muslim I approve (THANK YOU THIS IS BEAUTIFUL)

    megabeth
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I fixed your down vote. I am truly sorry that so many "pandas" are...as we say in America, showing their asses. How such shite posts can come off such a sweet story. A kind A kind act.

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    Kit Black
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does this count as dumb or hilarious?!? Pretty sure this one is ~Times some really decent human beings stepped up and made the world a better place~

    L.V
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I worked night shift in an hotel, that was my lunch time. I wouldn't be surprised if they had some themselves!

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Full buffet? I hope they skipped the bacon.

    megabeth
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    1 month ago

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    Seriously? Why are you bothered that someone doesn't eat pork? Why is that worth mentioning?

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    cerinamroth
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How sweet :) Not on the same scale as this, but I once was on a holiday in the Alps with my daughter when I came down with a pretty bad bout of Covid. We had our last day in Munich before having booked the night train back to Hamburg. The train left at about 11 pm. It was boiling hot, I felt absolutely dreadful and was just running on fumes. We decided to take a cheap hotel room so at least there was somewhere to leave the bags and have a shower, even though we knew we wouldn't actually be sleeping there. (It was the best money I've ever spent.) We managed to do a museum and have dinner before heading back. When we checked out later, the woman at reception was surprised we weren't actually staying the night and I explained that I was feeling rotten but we had the night train reservation. She said "Tell me what sandwiches you like" and brought out four different ones for us to take with us, free of charge, with some juice boxes. She was so sweet. She didn't need to do that, but she did.

    megabeth
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You were just kicking if around with COVID to the museum etc. AND then got on a train???! Am I missing something here? 6 upvoted this. That's disgusting selfish behavior. I'm just stunned. Did the lovely person with the sandwiches know you had COVID and ZERO f***s? I pray they didn't have anyone immune compromised at home. Because you know, you are more important so fawk everyone else.

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    megabeth
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm super bummed at all the racist comments on this. Id like to think 90 percent of Pandas aren't. This is really disappointing. I spend a lot of time in this "community". Is such a sweet post and m**o's joking about pork. Grow TF up. Read acl book. Maybe befriend a Muslim? Just do better ffs.

    Jake
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Islam isn’t a race. Do you rage this much for white Christians?

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    As the global population grows and access to the internet expands, every year, you’re seeing more and more people join social media.

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    #4

    Tweet about a funny driving test story, part of really dumb tweets that make you laugh or lose faith in humanity.

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    Plentyofoomph
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno, I feel like she probably shouldn't be in control of a car if she cant drive properly

    Julie S
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did reverse around a corner in my test and nailed it and passed, but I've never reversed around a corner once in the 30 years since I passed.

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    Schmebulock
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where the hell is this a thing? The hardest part of most driving tests is parallel parking.

    JB
    Community Member
    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disagree. The hardest part of driving is a hill start when the brakes of your test car are so bad that you can’t clutch balance the car to stationary. That was driving test #2. I still think I should have passed that one because despite rolling backwards down the hill on account of the brakes being useless, I successfully slipped the car into first, stopping it from rolling backwards and pulled up the hill. Unfortunately, the tester wasn’t interested in the fact I overcame a mechanical failure.

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    Trillian
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice idea but maybe he should have practiced reversing with her instead. They are not going to magically remove obstacles in traffic when you can't master them.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She could manage two out of three though, so she's not a complete dingbat at reversing round corners. I speak as someone who hasn't parallel parked since the last lesson before my test...

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    SkippityBoppityBoo
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh gosh, I remember trying to master the reverse parallel park! My fifth attempt? Three traffic cones lost their lives... RIP.... 😔

    Jonas Fisher
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reverse around a corner? What?

    Lila Allen
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    UK allows this. US laws have it as illegal to do while driving.

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    TCW Sam Vimes
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can't reverse around a corner, maybe you shouldn't be driving

    Lila Allen
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    1 month ago

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    Well in the US it's illegal to reverse around a corner and honestly I know very few drivers that have ever had to do it in the UK. so it's kind of like parallel parking. On the test and never used again

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    JB
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, yeah. Time for a confession. When I immigrated to Canada mid-2000’s it was winter and came as a surprise that I couldn’t just convert my UK license. I actually had to take another driving test to gain a Canadian license. So March of that year, with two foot deep snow, I passed a driving test where it wasn’t possible to drive more than 30kph an hour. Apparently, if you’re willing to drive at a near crawl in snow and ice they are willing to give you a driving license. I still drive at least 20kph below the speed limit when there’s snow and ice on the road.

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    #5

    Tweet about changing feelings with age, preferring a domesticated raccoon over an engagement ring, from really dumb tweets.

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    Michael Fernandez
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They can be domesticated, but they can’t be trusted. Never loan a raccoon money (or an artificial leg).

    Jemima Bauer
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Raccoons are the mafia of the animal world. I used to do an early morning paper route, and I’ll take a skunk any day. Meet one raccoon at 3 am, and he stands up on his back legs and starts growling, and then there’s 10 more of them all doing the same thing.

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    Auntriarch
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't even know engagement raccoons were an option

    L.V
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard of a kitten one, so why not

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    SkippityBoppityBoo
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Raccoons are notorious for losing rings.. They're too busy keeping the ones in their tails in place 🙂

    TCW Sam Vimes
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get like buy or get like being given?

    Douglas Mirtle
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a raccoon instead of or as well as a partner?

    Itsmeagain
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm with you - or an African Toad

    Linn
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL. 🥰🥰🥰😉🙂‍↕️

    SchadenFreudian Psychology
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmm, no. I still want the ring. Something that’s kind of vintage-looking, Art Deco style.

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    #6

    Text post from Tumblr about a funny conversation overheard in a coffee shop, featuring really dumb tweets to laugh at.

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    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Until your "friends" call you to help them move, and all three have some sort of bad back or some other excuse. So they are all stood there watching "my buddy Alex" move all the heavy stuff on his own.

    François Bouzigues
    Community Member
    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every moving company has exactly two body types amongst their employees. Bulky strongmen and skinny dudes with unexplainable grip strength.

    Lila Allen
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oddly this description applies to my two kids. I have one of each.

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    Andi
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whilst a friend will help you move, a good friend will help you move a body .... just sayin'

    Vylnce NA
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alternately, you can keep doing whatever and be the friend with a truck.

    Nova Rook
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm great at this - I look thin but have strong hockey legs, a solid frame and hands like meat hooks. I can carry one end of anything anything.

    Vivian McBride
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two men came to deliver our refrigerator. One was perhaps 6 feet tall and the other was about 5 feet 4 inches. They were average builds. What they used was a set of slings looped under the fridge. This sling had loops that they put their hands through. The weight rested on their hands and wrists. Both easily moved the fridge into place.

    Stacey N
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's called the moving buddy or something like that. My dad and brother were able to move our fridge down to the basement no problem

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    Gavin Johnson
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only was I ‘that guy’ I also had access to a van, a wagon and previously I’d been a mechanic. Trust me when I say that being ‘that guy’ is good to begin with, you help your mates out, then you help their new girlfriend or boyfriend, then you help your mates Dad or Mum, and so on and on and on. Sooner or later it’s gets old.

    Bryan Wright
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could always use a system of rollers under the fridge etc. Let Alex keep preening away to his hearts content.😂🤣😂🤣

    Crystalwitch60
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    1 month ago

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    Admiral reason to bulk up , however that can become a right nightmare ,when THE WORLD N ITS BLOODY MOTHER all take advantage of it !,

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    Meanwhile, most people who are internet users are also social media users. 5.66 billion people, or 68.7% of the global population, are on social media platforms.

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    #7

    Tweet showing a heartfelt promise about sending flowers and touching moments from a family before they passed away.

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    Kathy Brooke
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my Mum took steroids her hands swelled and she couldn't wear her wedding ring. I bought her a new one on behalf of my late Dad. When they rushed her into ITU at the end the hospital took it off her and handed it to me, I have worn it ever since.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being tricked by a dying man's wish, and happily obliging.

    Itsmeagain
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And youi just had to tell the world how wonderful you were

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    #8

    Tweet about a grandma moving to NYC with no English, reflecting on friendship in really dumb tweets collection.

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    S L M
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fkn love old people

    d b
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Psychotherapist: you Polish with a millennium of a***e and oppression, you got trauma. Speak already. Grandma: But I am pretty. Psychotherapist: Okay then.

    Billycat
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, all my Polish friends are beautiful inside and out.t

    Jonathan Garratt
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And yet, I bet she started school with better English skills than the OP

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PW,CR (Poor Writing, Couldn't Read)

    Bryan Wright
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please translate " going to hs in bk knowing 0 English? Is that meant to be high school in Brooklyn without understanding English?

    Itsmeagain
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I understood all the shorthand in this text!

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    #9

    Tweet about job goals highlighting the struggle to stay employed with humor from really dumb tweets collection.

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    Howl's sleeping castle
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    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We used to have a reward and recognition program in my last organisation. When they asked me i replied I prefer getting money as reward (instead of the trophies and certificates) and don't care about attending the party held for recognition part. I could see my manager was not happy with it.

    April Pickett
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when I worked at Home Depot they had a badge system. If management thought you were doing a great job, they'd give you a badge. Every 10 badges would get you a monetary reward. New CEO came in, no more money, plaques were given out instead. I got one and threw it in the trash right in front of my supervisor.

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    Laura Gillette
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do I have to be "advancing toward career goals" to remain in good standing at my job? Why can't I just do my job well, get paid, and go home?

    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This. My boss gets a bit confused when I point this out during the annual review, like I'm supposed to... to what? The chance of me being promoted is exceedingly slim because the part where I work has us overseen by Q&A so the only possible promotion would be to stop what I'm doing and become my boss's underling, which is never going to happen. So... I want to turn up, try to do a good job in the midst of "the usual chaos", go home, and get paid at the end of each month. That's my career goal. Same as last year, and the year before that.

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    Child of the Stars
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not me. I work for a local nonprofit and I love my job. I'd do it even if I didn't need to be paid because it feels good to be of service to my community.

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    Suby
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a teacher, you always have to set professional goals as part of your evaluation. And saying that you just want to make it through the year without getting sick or burnt out does not count.

    UKGrandad
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about getting through the year without punching a kid? That's a goal, right?

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    Riley Quinn
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never understood their interest in our goals. My goal? I want to be the CEO within 5yrs. Seriously, there's no answer to this. My goal? To work here until I retire doesn't seem right either.

    sbj
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm with you on this one

    KatWitch57
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stare straight into their eyes and say "your job".

    Bryan Wright
    Community Member
    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having "goals" should be reserved for forwards in football ( soccer) teams and other sports where scoring "goals" is important.

    Earonn -
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I even like my job, but how in these days are you supposed to set goals other ithan in the broadest terms? 2 months ago we had these goals talk, yesterday I had to learn on the spot how to find a way to automatically export emails into SharePoint and Planner. (Power Automate - I had no way it existed, because that's not my line of work).

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    Eastern Asia boasts more than 1.34 billion internet users, ranking first by region. Meanwhile, Southern Asia comes in second with 1.2 billion users.

    On the complete opposite side of the net popularity scale, you have North Korea, where there’s virtually no internet use among the general population. The country ranks last in internet usage worldwide.

    #10

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    April Pickett
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish you sparkling whites and unwrinkled permanent press.

    Michael Largey
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    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys have married for less.

    Eggwodd
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The 1st or 2nd date, he came over for dinner and I made pork chops smothered in sauteed onions. He ate everything. I found out later that he was allergic to onions - threw up when he got home. I married him and now I eat onion rings by myself.

    Gordon
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh..."Still fresh" ? (Ya gotta love the opportunity to make a Downy joke.)

    Chris Jones
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suppose that must be a country specific joke.

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    GalPalAl
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happy beginning and ending

    Jenna Kay
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So sweet 🩷 My husband married me because I knew a very obscure quote from a specific cult classic movie. We all have our standards!!

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What was it? Don't leave us hanging like that.

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    Kalevra
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one was neither funny or dumb. It was just wholesome.

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    #11

    Twitter post humor about math mistakes and awkward moments, highlighting really dumb tweets that make you laugh or lose faith.

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    Mike F
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once walked into my bosses office and caught him licking the plate from his lunch. I backed out the door like Homer into the hedge.

    WindySwede
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it wasn't his coworker..

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    Rick Murray
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once walked in on a construction worker looking at a male mag while on the toilet with his other hand occupied. I told him it's better to flip the little catch on the door, closed it, walked away... 😳

    Upstaged75
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now I'm singing that song. One of the cats just woke up to see what the hell I'm doing. 😂

    Blackmoon The Dragon
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once I read the first sentence it got into my head and will now loop forever until I find another song

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    Angela C
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is legitmately one of my favorite posts of all time

    Chich the witch
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was a moment that was "OH Dear!"

    #12

    Tweet about teens asking to take a pic with a disposable camera, illustrating really dumb tweets that make you laugh.

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    ॐBoyGanesh
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I put a 12” EP record on the turntable, forgetting it wasn’t a regular LP. My 11yo tried to school on the difference between 33s & 45s. I told this child that I was born before the rise of cassettes, in a time when 78s were a thing.

    Sue
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew how to put a penny on the needle arm so it doesn't skip. Also had a perfectly place a 45 to play without the expander thing in the middle because one of us kids lost it

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    Jo pay me more
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lion, the witch and the wardrobe.

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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lion, the witch and the Kodak

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    Jihana
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god, where does that quote come from? This will bug me the whole day.

    John Burch
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe CS Lewis Narnia series

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    Rebecca Jack
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do so enjoy being patronised by children 🙄🙄🙄.

    DrBronxx
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You merely adopted the disposable camera...

    UncleJon_TheMadScientist
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like a few years ago I was at an Alice Cooper concert with my nephew, I was singing along and my nephew looks at totally surprised and said "uncle Jon, you know his songs?" I said " know them I was around when he wrote them.... this is the soundtrack of my youth"

    SkippityBoppityBoo
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Erm? A tad rude tbh... Not every camera is the same, especially disposable ones in different countries. I bought one in Prague and had to ask one of the hotel workers to show me how to use it because there were no instructions in English on it. We got laughing because I said "Please don't tell me to just point and aim!!!" 😄

    Gracie Mae
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A 'my time to shine' in this mama's life was when my adult son wanted to listen to my vinyl while visiting--he had to ask how to work the record player. This, after numerous questions over the years from his mama about how to work my cell phone...

    Bryan Wright
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That could have turned out to be one of the most dangerous things you could possibly do.

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    Factors like age, geography, and income affect the likelihood that you’re an internet user. Statista notes that, for example, in African countries, there’s a larger gender disparity when it comes to internet use: fewer women are online compared to men.

    Meanwhile, younger people are more likely to be online than older folks.

    And high-income countries tend to have populations that are online, compared to low-income nations.

    #13

    Tweet joking about the challenges of preparing for parenthood by practicing with a cat, featured in really dumb tweets.

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    Auntriarch
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend spent months looking forward to when her baby daughter wouldn't "just lie there". One nappy change in to the mobile stage...

    Say No to Downvoting
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I currently have two ADHD tweens and a heartbroken teen - those newborn days were so relaxing and delightful.

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    Adam Zad
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Washing a cat is easy. Pour the necessary amount of soap into your toilet bowl. Throw the cat in, slam the lid, and sit on the lid. The soapy water will become very agitated. After the requisite time, flush the toilet to rinse. Give another flush for a second rinse. Then open the lid and stand as far away as possible, as the cat, now FAR more agitated than the water, will shoot out like a hypersonic missile and you don't want to be anywhere close. Once the cat air dries, presto, washed cat.

    moggiemoo
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless the cat actually likes having a bath (I believe such animals exist) this is probably the safest way to do this without specialized equipment.

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    Chich the witch
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kids were having their first kid. We tried to give some advice but oh no, its not like when we had little ones and besides, they'd read books and online all about it. Still recall with a fondness that facetime call about 2 months after the birth. 11 at night and the two of them on the couch and the disarray around them. The 1000yd stares were just the best icing :P

    SkippityBoppityBoo
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gosh... Trying to get a nappy on a toddler that is now capable of toddling off extremely fast!!! Okay, caught the toddler, dropped the new nappy somewhere and now I have pee all over my leg!!! 😄 Awwws, wouldn't swap em for the world!!! 💜💜💜

    JD Key
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like great advice for folks who are thinking about having kids in the first place.

    st4x2gt974
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    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A self-sufficient animal who does not need to be bathed and who prefers to be alone or a helpless human being with cradle cap and p**p that just squirted all the way up its back. Yeah. Great analogy. Pass the litter box, I’ve got a great idea for potty training.

    Colleen Glim
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In all honesty, i have a cat that needs occasional bathing because she’s old and doesn’t groom herself terribly well. I’d prefer the the cat. Slightly more shouty but a LOT less slippery

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    Riley Quinn
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, that was an unnecessarily cruel suggestion for both your friend and the cat. Perhaps a small dog would've been a better choice.

    Linn
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂🥰👍🙂‍↕️😉

    BrunoVI
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In all honesty, they are WAY easier than a cat. (At least mine was.)

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    #14

    Tweet about middle aged happiness and laundry, featured in a collection of really dumb tweets to make you laugh or lose faith.

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    SkippityBoppityBoo
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Small human clothes... 😄 Been there, tried to do that with my god children baby clothes!!! Getting all "Omg, WILL YOU JUST FOLD???" Then just giving up and all - "Look, they're clean and I don't think they'll be that bothered if they're wrinkled when put on!" Babies don't care so long as they're loved with snuggles and kisses 💜💜💜

    Michael P (Perthaussieguy)
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I'm in my late '60s and live on my own (and liking that part), I just stuff my socks and underwear in their separate drawers and most of my polo shirts and cargo trousers don't need ironing anyway, just get hung up in the wardrobe. Only shirts that need ironing are dress shirts for special occasions. Not that many anymore.

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Swore off ironing years ago. Not even sure where my iron is. Pretty sure I own one somewhere. If you can’t deal with a few wrinkles, we can’t be friends

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    BrownEyedGrrl
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd rather scrub someone else's toilet than fold laundry.

    My O My
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm currently folding the second version

    Gracie Mae
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Retired happiness is having learned that I only really need 2 towels--1 to use now, and one either in the laundry or already clean & on the shelf waiting for use!

    Niki
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If my mom read this she would say she always has to fold small human clothes. To be fair, she's a fairly small human.

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    #15

    Screenshot of a really dumb tweet about dental surgery and catcalling, showcasing humorous and dumb tweets online.

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    Max(pronouns/whatever/hamster)
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that person should have bitten the catcaller too. then he could just walk around in fear, becoming a zombie

    Space Invader
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No need to go that far. Just shamble towards him muttering "brains", then stop, muster him, turn away in disgust and lurch elsewhere with a renewed call for "braains"!

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    xolitaire
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooh I got to do that once. It was a few days before Halloween and I had just had a tooth pulled at the dentist. I walked up to a bus stop with about 20 kids waiting for a bus. When it arrived all the kids tried to get in at the same time, shoving me away from the doors. I was still a little derpy from the local anesthesia and shouted "HEY!" and accidentally spit out blood at the same time. I've never been given a wide berth so quickly in my entire live.

    Robert Millar
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Now you've made me lose my lunch!"

    Riley Quinn
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those who don't want to go through the pain of dental surgery, an easier response is picking your nose. I mean, really going for it.

    Jocelyn Webster
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed far too hard at this. From a woman to a woman... ya!

    Emma Dyer
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Odd… but I can do it on demand…😆

    Belladonna Wexhome
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this needs to be higher - cause this is absolutely epic.

    Kalevra
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God forbid men find you attractive.

    Crystalwitch60
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    1 month ago

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    Hmm the user name lol unburnt witch !! She does know they did not burn us witches right , we were hung or drowned !!

    OneWithRatsAndKefir
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure some witches were burnt, Crystal. Not the Salem Witches, yes, but I believe they burnt bodies in Scotland (after strangling them) to keep the Christian devil from inhabiting it. The Würzburg witch trials in Germany a;so resulted in hundreds of people being burned alive or being burned after being beheaded.

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    Statista reports that 98% of young individuals between 15 and 24 are internet users. When you zoom out to a global scale, 79% of people in this age group are online.

    Meanwhile, 93% of people living in high-income countries use the internet. This is more than 3 times what’s found in low-income markets, where internet use is just 27%.

    #16

    Tweet about two girls awkwardly calling their dads after a minor crash, reflecting really dumb tweets humor and awkward moments.

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    LollyLaLu
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this. Such wholesome reality.

    TCW Sam Vimes
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, young ppl unable to do the simplest things, so funny. The more of these I read the more I think society has failed

    Alex Martin
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a 51 year old man who DIYs almost every home project. When I was 18, I had to call my mom to help me change the tire on my car. It was nine o'clock at night. It wasn't something I was taught when I started driving. My mom wanted me to take typing and home economics instead of auto shop because those skills would be far more useful in life. She was right. I can touch type, I'm a good cook, and I've repaired many articles of clothing, stuffed animals, and favorite blankets. Kids don't magically learn everything they need to know on their 18th birthday and parenting never stops. Thank goodness both of those girls had dads to call who would help them out. Some things you never know until you are forced to learn.

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    Colleen Glim
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My own children who are grown a*s adults still call me if they don’t know what to do. Sometimes you just need an adultier adult

    Riley Quinn
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really dislike idiot drivers who don't familiarize themselves with their car's functions and who don't even know to exchange insurance info after an accident. This is part of being a responsible driver.

    Vylnce NA
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of the other post. Parents be getting kids by to send out drivers not actually ready for the responsibilities of driving.

    Lila Allen
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's entirely possible to have an accident even if you are an experienced driver. It's very odd that you would assume they aren't capable.

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    Crystalwitch60
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    1 month ago (edited)

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    🤦‍♀️young drivers I take it lol 😂plot twist , it’s how they met n will be married to each other within a year 😂

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    1 month ago

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    ***Shocked Face*** You asked them to mansplain it to you!

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    #17

    Funny really dumb tweet about having food that is not sweet or microwaveable in the house, humor and silly tweets.

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    Howl's sleeping castle
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I am hungry I want food. I don't want ingredients that I will have to spend atleast 30 mins to turn into food

    Jihana
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the reason I eat cheese without bread right now.

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    Gordon
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Said my Son almost every day of his life....LOL

    Cindy Brick
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if there aren't any lime Tostitos -- ditto.

    Billy Gene
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's almost like we used to make meals at set times so that we didn't reach these desperate "too hungry to cook" moments. Almost.

    UncleJon_TheMadScientist
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saturdays I'd wake up and my parents had gone out grocery shopping, I could rustle up a big breakfast from an almost empty refrigerator and pantry... after they got home and stuffed the pantry and fridge so full you almost couldn't close the doors my younger brother would take one look and exclaim "there's nothing to eat around here" (because it wasn't already made and on a plate)

    Colleen Glim
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am so bad at this! Two of my three children have moved out. The third works ridiculous hours and doesn’t come out of her room when she’s home. Cooking for one seems like more effort than it’s worth

    Rick Murray
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. That's why I make a batch of cookies or cake slices and stick them in the freezer. Pull it out, try to judge the right moment when it's "frozen enough to be edible without being frozen enough to break teeth" and, hey, instant food.

    Adam Zad
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have any food in this house! All I have are INGREDIENTS!

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    #18

    Snoop Dogg sitting like he's about to Crip Walk on an Olympic highlights set, funny moments from dumb tweets.

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    Subaru645
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They’re swinging under the desk

    Bored Sailor
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Todays texting save space by not using 1 a.

    Jonathan Garratt
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More to the point, what are THOSE TWO doing presenting an Olympics highlights show!?

    Lila Allen
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Giving far better comments than any sports reporter ever

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    Not all social media networks are created equal. Meta, for instance, is a powerhouse that dominates the market. Currently, the market leader is Meta’s Facebook, with 3.07 billion monthly active users, as of February 2025.

    Meta’s Instagram (3 billion monthly active users), WhatsApp (also 3 billion monthly active users), and Messenger (nearly 1 billion monthly active users) are also huge, Statista reports.

    #19

    Really dumb tweets conversation about a girl dyeing her hair blonde and being in her villain era.

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    April Pickett
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That lady is going places. She has intelligence, a back bone, determination and a realistic view of the world.

    Jan
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While I agree, why do we always take these things out on our hair. Hope she looked great.

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    Rob Miles
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did she want the hair that was all cut off dyed blonde? Was she going to knit a sweater with it?

    UKGrandad
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I was thinking. She's now bald with a bagful of blonde hair.

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    Stacie Zuniga
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I kicked my cheating ex-husband out of the house, I cut off my long hair and got my first tattoo.

    Veronica Jean
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the other side of that line is a man who messed. Up. Bet.

    Child of the Stars
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for her. Getting a wild haircut is a healthy way of symbolizing moving on.

    Kalevra
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its also a sign of immaturity and impulsiveness. Not a great pairing. ffs stop encouraging behavior like this.

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    Crystalwitch60
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Atta girl ,you do you lovely ❤️

    Kalevra
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    1 month ago

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    Subaru645
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    1 month ago

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    Bruce Willis, look out.

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    #20

    Tweet by user Adz humorously asking for someone in a black suit and umbrella to fake attendance at his funeral dumb tweets to make you laugh.

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    Tucker Cahooter
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would go an extra step and take long range photos of the mourners so that they think you were some big shot in the organized crime world

    Tonyah Mcanelly
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would even hire my friends to walk around like the secret service lol

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    Michael Largey
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want a veiled woman dressed in black silk to appear at my burial and lay a single rose on my grave.

    Dilly Millandry
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bit harsh on her, she'll have a long wait while they fill it in. That usually happens once the mourners bugger off. Maybe get her to throw it on the coffin as they lower it in.

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    xcooba
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, that is a coincidence. Do you remember that lady who offered this kind of service?

    Andi
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can i have a woman in a red dress stand under a distant tree softly crying ...

    Claire Holman
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feel free to arrange a flight for me, and I'll do it. I'm not very tall, though - hope that's not an issue?

    Sly Schlang
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need at least another one who will watch the watcher from even further

    StPaul9
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'He won't bother you anymore'.

    respulero
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would be better someaone who spits on the coffin and leaves

    Auntriarch
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    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially if you dressed as Stilgar

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    UncleJon_TheMadScientist
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    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want someone to take my phone and send strange texts during the funeral, like d**n it's a lot colder here than I expected. Or since I've been here I heard you're next, stuff like that

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    #21

    Really dumb tweet about office guys trying to comfort a woman with mac and cheese during her breakup.

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    Auntriarch
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    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even care for mac and cheese, and this would give me solace.

    Colleen Glim
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A good carb fest is a beautiful thing. Appreciate it

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    OneHappyPuppy
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the thought that counts. Really

    SkippityBoppityBoo
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwws 💜🙂💜 Love people like these! He meant well 🙂

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a good friend of mine, it's Belgian Chocolate.

    Mia Chapman
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mac and cheese definitely works

    GalPalAl
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully she isn't lactose intolerant

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    #22

    Tweet about a dad beating his son’s Tetris score, showcasing a really dumb tweet for laughter or disbelief.

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    Jihana
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A few weeks ago I showed my 16 year old nephew how to play mine sweeper.

    Senjo Krane
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he hasn't come out of his room since has he?

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    Michael Fernandez
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was on a project once where they put a foosball table in the break room, and when I saw it, I calmly announced to a roomful of people half my age that I would beat everyone on the project. Other than my actual job, I have basically no expertise in anything except for one particular thing: I lived in a house with a foosball table for the entire time I attended college. I only lost to one person, but it was close, and he was a retired fighter pilot (and the program manager).

    Rick Murray
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom, who has zero interest in video games, once picked up the controller to a racing game of some sort (back in the 8 bit, early 16 bit days) along to lots of jeering from the local kids about "granny driving". Well, she wasn't *that* old and it irritated her enough that she utterly handed them their árses. Like the kind of high score that caused them to just give up on playing that game. 😂

    Tamara
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pffff, i would like to know his score at 11. Always petty to ruin someone's happy vibe for no reason

    goldenwood_cottage
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True story. Tetris is like riding a bike, and they didn't change it.

    Laura Gillette
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they still have it where you can play AGAINST another player and every row you clear gets ADDED to their screen?

    Kalevra
    Community Member
    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    jfc BP. GET A FUH KING GRIP. C RACKED. Example: I C RACKED AN EGG TO MAKE AN OMELETTE.

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    #23

    Tweet about the difference between absence of cat chill and suspicious silence in really dumb tweets to make you laugh.

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    Howl's sleeping castle
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When it's the suspicious kind me and my husband start searching the house , almost expecting my cat to be dead because she is that kind of stupid.

    Mike F
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine developed an affinity for my coat sleeves when they were kittens so I learned to look there first. 😂

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    Manic Mama
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very similar to the different kinds of silence when you have young children.

    joann fielding
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. My mom tied bells to our shoes as toddlers. When the bells stopped.....uh oh!

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    Riley Quinn
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being a cat owner is having a 6th sense. Parents have this ability, too.

    The Majestic Opossum
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same goes for kids (the human kind, not the feline kind).

    MalP
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Applies to little kids too.

    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a former owner of a black cat, it is astonishing how you can navigate your way around the black cat in the dark on a cloudy night devoid of any light. How? Well, that swirling blackness that is the ground (especially on misty winter nights) is just a little bit blacker where cat is. My current cat is not only mostly white, but very very noisy - mew! mew! mew! MEW! mew! MEEEEWWWW! Mew! MEW!

    Melinda Landis
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hamen to that. Van does the suspicious part first and gets outside, then the chill part happens until he strolls back in.

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    #24

    Tweet showing a funny airline complaint about a woman and stewardess, part of really dumb tweets to make you laugh.

    reallydumbtweets Report

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶Do your balls hang low...🎶

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some reason the phrase "grab the low hanging fruit" had always made me snigger

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Correct answer. Customers have been using the "well, I happen to know the person in charge, so I expect you to do my bidding" excuse for their flagrant behavior for years.

    SchadenFreudian Psychology
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they made her check her bag and there’s a ton of room, I don’t blame her for being mad. But that “I know the CEO” line was a dîck move. And good on the flight attendant for answering back!

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s nice. Please check your bag

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    Social media and other tech innovations have changed how we consume information.

    Pew Research notes that around 27% of Americans get the news from websites or apps.

    21% get the news from social media, 19% from search engines, 10% from podcasts, 6% from email newsletters, and 2% from artificial intelligence chatbots.

    #25

    Tweet about saving money in a find jar for 13 months leading to buying a Ford Explorer really dumb tweets humor

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    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it normal that my kid also can't find things that are directly in front of her?

    Robert Millar
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We once started a swear box at work. We gave all the money, quite a lot, to a terminal cancer clinic. They said that we were their biggest private donor and invited one of us to their Christmas dinner.

    Michael None
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist the car is for her and she has been hiding their stuff.

    Kit Black
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No we are NOT buying a Ford Explorer - SHE is buying a Ford Explorer! Don't even THINK about changing her seat settings, her mirror settings or her radio stations- EVER.

    Bored Sailor
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I could I would charge my wife because I look were I left it and she put it somewhere that makes no sense. It was there for years why "put it away" somewhere else?

    JD Key
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happens if you lose the keys, after another 13 months?

    Linn
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ❤️❤️❤️🥰😂🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🤔

    Bryan Wright
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suspect the wife had been "hiding" stuff.

    mria alternativa
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The find-gene is strong in women. I used to think it was mom-magic but no, I have it too.

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    #26

    Tweet about TSA agent complimenting sneakers to offset a difficult name during airport security check in really dumb tweets.

    reallydumbtweets Report

    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The shoe bomber was wearing very nice shoes too. His name was Richard. So I'm reading this with the echoes of everyone clapping.

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do we call him? A shoeicide bomber?

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    detective miller's hat
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I should tell this to my friend with the extremely Syrian surname, I swear she still gets searched every time she sets foot in an airport.

    Dilly Millandry
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get searched every time I set foot in an airport. I have a very ordinary British name. I'm a pale, delicate looking blonde woman. My friends think it's because i have a particularly innocent look about me that obviously makes me the best person to be the d***s mule - or at least airport security seem to think so. 🤷‍♀️

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    Kiss Army
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just went on a flight and they don't make you take off your shoes anymore. I was very surprised.

    Nina
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As far as I've seen, just the big ones like hiking boots

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    Crystalwitch60
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    1 month ago

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    🤦‍♀️🙄

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    #27

    Screenshot of a really dumb tweet about a child mentioning wall people, with humorous comments below.

    reallydumbtweets Report

    Senjo Krane
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter was maybe 8 months old, not talking yet and one night as I was tucking her in she stared over my shoulder at nothing and started giggling. I walked right out and sent hubby in to put her to sleep.

    GalPalAl
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was 8 and leaning to ride a bike, I asked my mom for help. She blew her fuse for some reason and that was the moment I decided I didn't want children. It felt as though I was a burden to her and I felt guilty for causing so much grief. So to Cosplay Comet, your advice s***s

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or bring in a squirt-gun filled with holy water. A couple of shots at the wall and a good sharp "Suck it, wall people" should show em who is the boss. Then run like a terrified little girl.

    Kristiina Männiste
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah the best cure is to be way more scary than the wall people. I used to have random doors slamming in my house when I was alone. Once a door slammed when I was sleepy. I yelled out: "You can hang out here or whatever, but consider that " I " also live here and I have a nasty personality. And I fart!" Then I farted to get the point across. Never had random door slamming again.

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    Riley Quinn
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cosplay Comet, your response is brilliant.

    Kalevra
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awesome response to that story.

    Eggwodd
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would work well in reverse for certain situations...

    Crystalwitch60
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    1 month ago

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    I’m with the reply !! Those wall people THEY KNOW YOU KNOW !! other wise known as ghosts , which young kids can see ,I still can at 60 , house full of em lol but tbh op you do not need a reason not 5o have kids , that’s a you choice n no one else’s business what so ever !!

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    Originally, ‘Really Dumb Tweets,’ which loves “posting the funniest tweets you’ll ever read,” was created in 2014. Over the past 11 years, it has grown by leaps and bounds.

    Now, 1.5 million people follow the project on Instagram for their daily stream of hilarity from X. It’s your way of seeing the type of humor shared on X if you’re not on X but on Instagram (and by extension, this post is your way to see X content if you're neither on it nor on Instagram).

    #28

    Tweet about a missing person, police details, and a baby goat in pajamas in a humorous really dumb tweets post.

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    ABC NrTen FCK CENSORISM
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Count me in as well. I don't have much of a sweet tooth, so you can't bait me with candy or ice cream... but a *baby goat*? 🤩🤩🤩

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate to admit it, but I'd fall for the goat in pajamas in a van kidnapping ploy.

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? She took her kid with her. Perfectly normal.

    sfgothgirl
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    Premium
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is ollllld internet and I'm here for it!

    #29

    Screenshot of a really dumb tweet about forgetting one’s age and confusion with a doctor during an appointment.

    reallydumbtweets Report

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just wait, it gets worse, much worse.

    April Pickett
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never had a problem remembering my age. Everyting else is a different matter.

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    Peter Bear
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fortunately, my birth year ends in 0 so it's easy to remember my age. Unfortunately, that year was 1980, so I have no excuse for the fact that the '90s were still ten years ago.

    Jaya
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to just KNOW how old I was. Now I have to use math to know it. How did that happen?

    MissyMoo
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can answer this one!!! It’s because the number keeps changing

    Danielle
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 39 but I've just started rounding up. Prevents people from saying 'ooooh nearly 40' at me.

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    g90814
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What does my chart say?"

    Sparky
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just wait until you have to use a calculator

    Philly Bob
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait until you have to scroll down for 2 minutes to find your birth year...

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    Francois
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are officially an old person already.

    Philly Bob
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just celebrated the 37th anniversary of my 30th birthday back in March!

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    #30

    Screenshot of a really dumb tweet about causing someone to be late for work and reflecting on consequences.

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    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That poor person behind you was probably as traumatized as the ones who are absolutely enraged by the fact that I'm merely doing 40MPH on a road that has a clearly posted 35MPH speed limit. I know, I'm such a horrible person for forcing them to endure that.

    Say No to Downvoting
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to reverse park in 4 manoeuvres instead of two. There person who had to wait those extra 2 seconds behind me COULD HAVE DIED as a result of my actions. DIED, I tell you!

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    ynyrhydref56
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it when they zoom around you and then you end up calmly pulling up next to them at the next traffic lights.

    Robert Trebor
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love when they zoom around me and the highway patrol car in front of me.

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    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People racing to get on to the elevator around the line of people already trying to get on. Sir, I hope you spend those 10 seconds wisely.

    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I drive a toy car, speed limited to 45kph (about 29mph), it is legally classed as a quad bike and is available for people to drive without a licence (born before something like 1981) or after a few hours of tuition for people aged 14 or more; primarily because rural France has *no* useful public transport infrastructure except between the larger towns. Anyway, I'm toddling along at 30 (about 18mph) and this white van comes up behind, honks, and pulls out to speed around me. *FLASH* and this bloke in a blue uniform steps out from behind a tree a little further down the road. You see, even us people driving Playmobil cars have to understand that one does 30 in a 30 zone. The worst part was the intense effort required to keep a straight face as I drove on by. Even the Gendarme looked like he was almost about to smile. It being a white van man? Icing on the cake, really.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't dilly-dally on a green light, but I never felt comfortable shooting out the second it changed. Too many times, cars will race through their light that just changed.

    Katie Bear
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lady vigorously honked at me when I stopped at the crosswalk for a pedestrian. The pedestrian waved at the honker as he sauntered across the crosswalk back to the police station where he worked as a police officer. I felt so bad not for crushing that police officer in front of the police station on a marked crosswalk with the walk light going, so she could go and go get some coffee.

    Joe Russo
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try living in Greece. It's --0.5 seconds at the traffic light that causes all that honking. Also, all stop signs are barely yield signs.

    Colleen Glim
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    1 month ago

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    Tonyah Mcanelly
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was at the last stop light I needed to be at when I pulled up behind this guy shaving we sat through three light cycles . I wasnt late just annoyed

    Kalevra
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    every man will tell you that .74 seconds is a long time.

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    What do you think, Pandas? Which of these posts made you laugh the most? On the other hand, which ones confused you while they amused you? What’s your favorite social network and why?

    Which social media platforms match your sense of humor the best? Once you’re done upvoting your favorite tweets, share your thoughts in the comments.

    #31

    Screenshot of a funny tweet exchange involving barnes and noble lady, highlighting really dumb tweets that make you laugh.

    reallydumbtweets Report

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A colleague answered the door to a pizza delivery, puzzled because he hadn't ordered one. The driver apologised saying he'd read the road name and assumed it was Dave.

    detective miller's hat
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The employees at my local bookstore have bets going as far as how quickly I can finish whichever 15-biook fantasy series I decide to start next.

    Cailyn B
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooooo I love fantasy books!!! What series is your favourite?

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    Sarah
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worse when it’s an off licence. My ex and I would do weekly shop Sat morn then into Off licence for bottle wine with dinner. One Saturday , at the toll, the man said.. don’t you have the loyalty card? I recognise you both from every Saturday. My mother would be proud

    SkippityBoppityBoo
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After the Pandemic, Lockdowns and it was my first time going into the big Tesco? One of the workers said, "It's so good to see you" and it was.... A tad emotional for us both and I just said back to her, "It really great to see you too". That really made my day... How some people remember you 💜🙂💜

    joann fielding
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha I check out so many library books that one librarian told me she thought I ran multiple book clubs, or was a teacher or something like that. 📚🪱

    Nina
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I stopped going when the woman at the ice cream shop at the station said 'see you tomorrow'. In my defense it was extremely good ice cream

    Billo66
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Strange. That's what they say to me at the dispensary too.

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    #32

    Tweet about a toddler’s meltdown involving an electronic toy dinosaur, highlighting really dumb tweets that make you laugh.

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    DrBronxx
    Community Member
    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yesterday, my toddler, as we were walking to our car, started saying in her first language (not English) that she didn't want to get into the car. She did it in a kind of melodic sing-song sort of way. When she realised that we were actually going to the car, and that she would be getting in the car, strapped into her seat, regardless, she kept repeating herself, getting louder until she was shouting through tears in one of the biggest tantrums she's had. Except, she never lost the sing-song quality of what she was saying. It was, like many children's tantrums, cute, heartbreaking, and funny. We felt bad for her, but we knew she was just tired. Anyway, 5 minutes into the car journey she was asleep. She would lose it again just before bed time last night when my wife switched from contacts to glasses. Fun times.

    Niki
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toddlers have the weirdest meltdowns. Mine freaked out on us because my laugh wasn't "mommy" enough.

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    #33

    Tweet humor about the human body’s amazing growth contrasted with slow healing from injury in really dumb tweets.

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    Debbie
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HUMAN BODY lso: After giving birth to that human baby your bladder/pelvis bottom probably also never be the same and you start / keep losing hair. And somehow you won't sleep well for the first few years.

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or like ever again. But go you for growing a whole human!

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    Say No to Downvoting
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I managed to grow and birth 3 of the things. But the other day I reached for something slightly above eye level, now I have put my back out and it hurts to breathe.

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sprained my ankle forty years ago and still get twinges every once in a while.

    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did my achilles in 1991. I recently had to get it rescanned and strapped because I did too much walking. Dafuq?

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    cerinamroth
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The human body is rarely the same again after childbirth, though.

    Cloud Ryn
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you'll probably have a limp too

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that foot will forever be a half size larger than the (as yet) uninjured one

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    Niki
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HUMAN BODY: After giving birth, you will somehow simultaneously sneeze and then pee, and you will have a new rib cage. Me: That doesn't sound fun. HUMAN BODY: Wait until we talk about the new body hair and the flappy skin. Me: Wait, what?!

    SM
    Community Member
    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my old age I now realize that it is better to have a broken bone than it is to have a severely sprained ankle. I have had both, the broken bones if anything are stronger, the sprained ankle I still feel to this day more than 50 years later.

    Chich the witch
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once you pass 40 its just "This is your life now"

    SchadenFreudian Psychology
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had foot surgery four months ago. Oh, shît…..🤦🏻‍♀️

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    #34

    Tweet about a funny and dumb job interview experience, part of really dumb tweets to make you laugh or lose faith.

    reallydumbtweets Report

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They expect you to grovel and lick their boots, so that these worthless POS's can get off on an undeserved feeling of power. Duh!

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    Zig Zag Wanderer
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once had an interview with a software firm run by mathematicians. They needed code-monkeys to code their algorithms. When the asked what salary I expected, I told them, and they said "We don't pay in the upper quartile". I replied "Then you don't get the upper quartile!" The interview didn't go well after that.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $30k?? Was he applying for a teaching position?

    Linn
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    👍❤️🙂‍↕️😉

    Tonyah Mcanelly
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They need to be careful for what they ask for lol

    Crystalwitch60
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    1 month ago

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    Erm 30k is a pretty decent wage ,least it is here in uk , you yanks are just greedy !!

    TCW Sam Vimes
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe take into account they pay dollar,not pound?

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    #35

    Tweet about eating cereal habits, showcasing really dumb tweets to make you laugh or lose faith in humanity.

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    ॐBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doughnuts. Hadn’t even thought about them in half a decade then had some serious craving dreams. I got up at 5:00 & drove to the closest doughnut shop, 45 minutes away. I ate 6 over the following two days. That was over a year ago. Now I’m craving them again, thanks to this post. It’s 20:00. I guess I know what I’m doing in nine hours.

    Say No to Downvoting
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m concerned you haven’t thought about doughnuts in half a decade. I think I think about doughnuts…there’s never a time I’m not thinking about doughnuts. Enjoy 9 hours times

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    xcooba
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps it sounded smart In her head.

    Say No to Downvoting
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I haven’t eaten the stuff for years…heaven help me when the urge finally comes

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've finally cut out all sugar from my diet with the exception of an occasional mochi. Should've done this decades ago since I'm genetically predisposed for diabetes. Strange thing happened when I gave up my nightly bowl of cereal and other forms of sugar. The incessant itching that's always plagued me disappeared.

    SchadenFreudian Psychology
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you cut out ALL sugar? Isn’t it in nearly everything? And can you still use stevia?

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    detective miller's hat
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is precisely why I can't keep cereal in the house.

    TCW Sam Vimes
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm eating cereal right now, like I do most days

    Earthquake903
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cannot be trusted around cereal. I will eat every bit of it.

    SchadenFreudian Psychology
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s me with Doritos. I’m not interested for about 3 or 4 weeks; then I eat half the bag.

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    #36

    Tweet about a 6th grade science fair project using moldy bread, featured in really dumb tweets for laughs.

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    April Pickett
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leonard Bernstein once said something like creativity always happens at the last moment.

    Sarah
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or the other one.. necessity is the mother of invention

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    Ace
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one's been doing the rounds for years. Not in the least feasible unless they fabricated weeks of observations as well, which would have meant hours of research to invent appropriate results.

    Lila Allen
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly you've never half assed a science project. Open google sheets and pop in a few formulas an bingo " logs" Add in spending 20 minutes creating a narrative of day by day mold increase and you've got a winner

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    GalPalAl
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heard this on wait wait don't tell me too

    Zig Zag Wanderer
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like one of my kids. Just sayin'...

    Learner Panda
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Necessity is the mother of invention.

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    #37

    Screenshot of a really dumb tweet about embarrassing movie opinions and rotten tomatoes ratings, humorous content.

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    BarBeeGirl
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is me in reverse. I watch a movie and all the way through all I can think is this is the stupidest movie with the worst acting I’ve ever seen only to find out everyone loves it and it has a 97% on rotten tomatoes

    Man in the mirror
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One is my husband, the other is me. Our film debates are frustrating.

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    April Pickett
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do they know? You liked it, end of conversation.

    Max(pronouns/whatever/hamster)
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my opinion too. i have seen movies that had 2,5 or so, that were better than movies rated at 6. ratings are just opinions, from those people

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    Jaya
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    80% of movies about an LGBTQ+ character/topic get a very low rating, regardless of whether they are good movies or not. So when it's about an LGBTQ+ movie, I don't look at ratings anymore, too many people just use them as a way to spread their homophobia, not to actually review movie quality.

    Remi (He/Him)
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Often happens if there are a lot of women main characters or people who aren't white, or worst possible a queer, black woman as a main character and then the review bombers really go nuts.

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What difference does it really make what others think? Perhaps some little thing in one scene resonated with you and gave the whole film a meaning that the online posters missed.

    moggiemoo
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If critics say a film is total cráp I am almost guaranteed to like it.

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meh. Reviews these days are pointless BS, and I make a point of ignoring them. The odds of finding an honest review have fallen to near zero, what with AI slop, marketing botnets, trolls pushing political agendas, and similar pollution in the review streams. I don't need anyone or anything to tell me how to react to entertainment or whether I should like it or not. If it seems like something I might be interested in, I'll give it a try and then make up my own mind, all by myself.

    attunedsorcerer
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everytime I like a movie I expect it to have atleast a 70 on Rotten Tomatoes. But then, people don't agree with me.

    UncleJon_TheMadScientist
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find that often movie critics like art critics don't know what they are talking about, they ramble on about how good a movie or painting making up all sorts of things that are just nonsense. And criticize the better stuff...

    ॐBoyGanesh
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “The Dead Don’t Die” is a masterpiece. It’s one the best tributes to Romero & one of Jarmusch’s best films. Likewise, “Showgirls” is one of Verhoeven‘s best. Better than “Recall” and almost as brilliant as “Basic Instinct,” or his masterpiece, “Spetters.”

    eric p
    Community Member
    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dead don't die was soooooo boring. Not at all a good tribute to Romero. He would have hated it. To say showgirls is better than one of Arnold's best movies shows your taste in movies is atrocious

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    #38

    Tweet about marriage humor involving chicken and 20 years of marriage from a Twitter account called Marriage And Martinis.

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    LollyLaLu
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    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Married 49 yrs, it now seems that sometimes we can talk without uttering a syllable outloud.

    Kiss Army
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    Premium
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are only at 33, but I can confirm...

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    Sarah
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    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tip.. when deep frying chips and I ask family if anyone wants some they all say no. Now when home for family occasions , I automatically put on enough for 3-4 people , because the minute those chips come out of the fryer and the smell .. it’s like feeding time at the zoo.

    Crystalwitch60
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    1 month ago

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    Eugh deep fried food ,yuk no no no lol oven cook it or better yet air fryer ,don’t stink the kitchen out n it’s so much better for you , I can’t eat fried food at all ,but I get what you mean lol I always cook to much adore cooking ,but always wise to cook more in case they change mind isn’t it lol

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    Bob Jones
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very common occurrence in my house... I'm making xxxxx, do you want some?..... no thanks. Then as soon as I sit down....that looks nice, can I have some some? So I always make extra.

    Kalevra
    Community Member
    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldnt. Its immature behavior and im not going to enable it.

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    Costa
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In our house it's onion rings. I often order two portions in restaurants for this exact reason.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife and I don't go through a list of choices because her first choice always turns out to be mine and vice versa. This may explain why we never play Rock, Paper, Scissors.

    Miki
    Community Member
    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My fiance hunger also goes from zero to ten in 5 min...

    Itsmeagain
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does a person "make chicken"?

    Kalevra
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That man bit his tongue because he knows OP is insufferable and he has no escape. I promise you he sighed.

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    #39

    Funny really dumb tweets about driving and apple picking, showcasing humorous everyday relationship moments.

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    Feathered Dinosaur
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've turned on the Star Trek 2009 movie soundtrack in the car yesterday. It was glorious as I imagined myself to stear a huge starship out of the hangar and into space, and then it even perfectly ended when I pulled up into our driveway

    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds like an epic experience! Live long and prosper.

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    Michael Largey
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We drove to another city in another county in another time zone so my wife could see "Bridesmaids". I spent most of the movie sitting in the lobby.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If someone dragged me along to participate in unnecessary manual labor, I'd explain they best keep their comments to themselves.

    Chich the witch
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I listen to the Diamond City playlist and commentary while driving.

    eric p
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    1 month ago

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    Another post that is just not funny...

    #40

    Screenshot of a really dumb tweet about Dr Phil confronting a creator while dressed as himself, highlighting dumb tweets humor.

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    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, I really had to think this through. Then I remembered that in America ‘b*m’ means ‘tramp’. A b*m fight in the UK would be very different. In fact I’m not sure how it would work.

    ttirreg
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now, this is the shi* i live for. Thank me later Bp for my self censorship

    April Pickett
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just love this. Ego walking just got his ego smushed.

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doing God's work there.

    UncleJon_TheMadScientist
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I see Dr Phil I can't help but remember the line from the Santa Clause, (Tim Allen to Judge Reinhold) ""Neil have you EVER helped ANYONE? "

    Itsmeagain
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that guy's haircut for real??!!

    Kelly Scott
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's not always wrong. Like maybe 2% of the time.

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    #41

    Tweet from Marcy G about her 5-year-old stressing over loss of pretend driver's license in a really dumb tweets collection.

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    FreeTheUnicorn
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not too late to understand that your unchecked stress levels mean she's got to work through the secondary exposure with play instead of having a rich imaginary life where she can discuss dragons with the trees

    Debbie
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only she knew in some places she could just walk there or go by bike.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My niece once had a meltdown because she couldn't drive her toy car to Grandma's house - on the highway. 😂

    SchadenFreudian Psychology
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess where she lives, there are no pretend buses?

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kid being stressed would've been the perfect opportunity to have her learn what levels of stress come with a visit to the DMV, where she would've received a new license after an interminable wait.

    Marie BellaDonna
    Community Member
    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After being sent away twice. Once for not having a document, and the second time for having the wrong documents. Having to wait through the line each time before being told they couldnt help you, of course. And then coming back a third time and finding them closed because it was their "early day". I hate the DMV.

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    Kalevra
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An example of how women make up their own stress.

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    #42

    Tweet about turning 40, reflecting on aging with humor in really dumb tweets that make you laugh or lose faith.

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or worse yet, playing in the supermarket.

    Suby
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a while, I was wondering why the supermarkets had suddenly started playing good music. Then I realized what demographic I was in.

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    Elio
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pharmaceutical ads are hilarious. Everyone with these horrible diseases loves being outdoors.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When songs from when you were in highschool are now on the "oldies" station. 😮😮

    LollyLaLu
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    & you can't help but belt it out with a smile that no one else will understand. You're in that moment.

    Say No to Downvoting
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Playing the easy-listening, middle of the day,, old people’s radio station in the office and it’s just song after song from that school disco in 1996 when Emma and Nathan got caught behind the school hall kissing.

    ॐBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fruitopia commercial. It broke my heart the label did the band dirty.

    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or even worse than playing is a supermarket, has been resampled and remixed and presented as something new. The other day I heard what sounded like an electro/trance version of "Eye Of The Tiger". It was every bit as awful as you might imagine it to be.

    Brain-In-A-Vat
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think that they'll be using "I'm Waiting For The Man" any time soon . . .

    Tonja Jackson
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    Premium
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was in my bank and they were playing Led Zeppelin and I thought, "when did banks start playing '70s arena rock?"

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard All Night Long By Lionel Richie over A diaper commercial yesterday.

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    #43

    Tweet showing a humorous and dumb moment about a husband almost falling down stairs with a life insurance joke.

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    Space Invader
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In truth, she was worried about the vase on the rickety table by the landing...

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neither. It was the rapid intake of breath, preparatory to hysterical laughter.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex did a lot of thoughtlessly stupid things, and I'd always give a warning that went unheeded, spending hours in the ER. One day I was about to say something when the life insurance payout popped into my mind, and I mosied off to the next room. Never gave warning again.

    Kalevra
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldnt expect anything less from a heartless woman. Would rather the man she claims to love die for the insurance pay out then continue to be annoyed by giving him warnings. Somehow i know you BPs will find a way to argue with that.

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    #44

    Tweet about a homeless man protecting a car in Austin, highlighting funny and dumb social media moments.

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    David
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean he did his job, she paid him for the service, he provided it, and the thieves in the area arent in the mood for a fight, they just want quick and easy

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they tell us that no one wants to work these days.

    Puppy Dancing!
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watchy men are common in Costa Rica, never park without paying someone to watch your car.

    Itsmeagain
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the second time I've seen this post this week!

    Siege Rook
    Community Member
    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before I married my wife, when she was living in-town in a "gentrifying" area (emphasis on the fact it was not yet "gentrified") with two other young women her age, they paid the local cr4c|

    Crystalwitch60
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    1 month ago

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    😂😂awww bless him , even if it is likely him breaking in to em lmao ,treat em like humans , as you do , and they do the same back ❤️

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    #45

    Tweet by user ForgetTheMoose humorously stating being surprised but not surprised if a dragon flew overhead, from really dumb tweets.

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    Pandemonium
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't you read? Not a duck, a dragon. Geez

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    SkippityBoppityBoo
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After everything that's happened to me in the past years? I wouldn't be surprised if purple turtles came flying out of my posterior... Might phone my proctologist but apart from that....

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really depends on whether it poops on your head or not.

    Blackmoon The Dragon
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would just stop and wave, we're on speaking terms. I'm part of them after all!

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever since I was a kid, I've had a soft spot for dragons. My life could end right then and there.

    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be like Don't worry, we're okay, it's NOT a flying pig (yet)".

    attunedsorcerer
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With the way things are going right now I wouldn't be surprised.

    Puppy Dancing!
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would study it and forget to run away.

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    #46

    Tweet about a 6th-grade history teacher's prank involving the word gullible, highlighting really dumb tweets humor.

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    Upstaged75
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you know that the word gullible isn't in the dictionary?

    joann fielding
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, it is, right next to a picture of a trump voter.

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    Feathered Dinosaur
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hehe. Also my dad has this and it drives me nuts. Have to repeat myself at least twice before he gets it. I know it's not his fault, but still annoying

    Laserleader
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have ADHD so I wouldn't have looked up. First because I already have the ceiling memorized, second because I would doubt what I heard her say and needed time to explore the concept.

    Bremusa4u
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plus many of us also have auditory processing issues.

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    Uncle Panda
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you pronounce all the letters in the word 'gullible' out loud and backwards, it sounds like 'orange.'

    Kalevra
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "auditory processing issues" are you f*****g serious? You mean, you didnt understand what he said? Jesus f*****g christ.

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    #47

    Tweet about feeling betrayed by mom on birthday after learning truth about NFL and paying own phone bill in really dumb tweets.

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    Feathered Dinosaur
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next she'll ask him to move out of her basement 😱

    ॐBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he’s in the NFL *and* living in her basement, it’s gotta be a glorious basement. The average NFL salary is $3.2M a year.

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    katakuri
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow 4th round pic so he’s good and is getting paid lots

    Crystalwitch60
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    1 month ago

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    w*f my kids have paid their own phone bills since they were 18 !,n both having been working since 16 , but it was only part time so I paid it till they got to 18 ,phones in my name , cos I get brilliant deals having been with EE 18 yrs lol , only ones as work here in the sticks , lmao even then in the house we need WiFi to use em ,but they still pay it !,n both live at home ,good jobs , but have no reason to move out, they have own lives totally , so they can save up to buy their own homes , rather than rent , but this one does sound like he lives in mummies basement lol n what’s nfl ?

    #48

    Tweet about a waitress reflecting on a co-worker unfazed by rude customers, featured in really dumb tweets.

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    quentariel
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You get used to rude customers pretty fast, without any trustfunds (although I would love to have one).

    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never did. I was c**p at customer service. Still, it was a soul-destroying experience, so I'll chalk it up to growth.

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    Suby
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People ask me how I can work with teenagers. I tell them the adults are worse.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My principal was talking about increased enrollment at our school. "The good news is 50 more students. The bad news is 100 more parents."

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    S P
    Community Member
    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first bad public facing job, there was an older gentlemen with great numbers and tons of peace. I asked his secret and he told me "I'm going to tell you something that it took me a very long time to figure out. And once you do, it will make everything so much easier. Always remember, some people are just a**h***s. And they're always going to be a**h***s, and there's nothing you can do to change that." I've had a lot of peace since that job and that talk.

    JD Key
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People being rude to waitstaff are simply asking for it.

    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally just don’t take it personally. They’re like that when you’re not there too. It’s not about you. So just be the better person and calmly carry on.

    NoRestfortheQWERTY
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Restaurants tend to be relationship petri dishes. They are highly incestuous relationship environments. If I had a trust fund and was good with people, I'd consider working in restaurants just to get it on with any cute line cooks, servers, or other staff might be around. In some restaurants, things might get too freaky, but some people are into that, too.

    SkippityBoppityBoo
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Working in pubs, bars etc... Customer Service basically? You do need a certain attitude and it's definitely not for everyone. You've gotta keep your mouth closed even if a person is being extremely rude, even racist towards you.... It's... You're the bigger person, technically, because you're not lowering yourself to their level. So keep your head straight, remember you're okay, you're going to be okay 👍

    Marie BellaDonna
    Community Member
    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. I've been working in food-service for 25 years, and no. You do not have to keep your mouth closed if someone is being racist and abúsive toward you. Keeping our mouths closed is what's allowed people like that to treat us like dirt for so long. It's always okay to stand up for yourself, in a situation like that. That said, there IS a lot of stuff that you have to just ignore and let go. You do have to grow a thick skin, to make it in the industry. Regular rudeness and nasty attitudes are sometimes just part of it, unfortunately. But there is a limit. And no, you do not have to stand there and take abúse. I'm not saying you should be racist and abúsive back, of course. But do have the right to refuse service to anyone, for any reason. And of your workplace won't allow you to defend your dignity, find a place that will. In food-service, at least, that's not difficult to do.

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    #49

    Screenshot of a really dumb tweet about a lady forgetting her dog at the vet, highlighting funny and dumb tweets.

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been there, I was going to take Sadie in but the car wouldn't start. I took her back into the house and called the vet to let them know. I went out about a half hour later and the car started right up, so I called the vet and they said bring her on in. I threw it in drive and off I went. I was 2/3 of the way there before I realized the dog was still in her chair. Don't get old.

    Suby
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not worried about getting old. I've done stuff like that since I was a kid. Turns out I have ADHD.

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    Crazy Cookie
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m a violinist. Once had to make a u turn because I forgot my instrument for a gig. What was going through my mind? Nothing.

    Man in the mirror
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I forgot my pc to go to work last week. Twice. I was kinda hoping these situations would stop happening at some point. Ideally after elementary school.

    April Pickett
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dog was happy, at least for awhile.

    Anony Mouse
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how old this tweet is.

    Siege Rook
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know that I've ever done JUST that, but I've totally had that kind of day before.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not alone in this. On a multi-cat trip to the vet, I forgot one of them. Dropped the ones I had off at the vet's and scurried home to retrieve the one left behind, who by now was really PO'd.

    Tonyah Mcanelly
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did you buy her coffee? sounds like she needed some.

    Michael Largey
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    1 month ago

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    If you're that unmindful of your pet, it's no surprise it needs to see a vet.

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    #50

    Tweet about Taco Bell as a safe place with no judgment, encouraging overeating and quirky behavior in a humorous tone.

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    The Majestic Opossum
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have Lived Mas for too long and now my pants don't fit and I have random pain in my back. I would like to Live Menos for a bit, thanks.

    Michael Melfa
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As THE Majestic Opossum, living any way but Mas is not in the cards for you.

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    Riley Quinn
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haven't eaten at a Taco Bell's in several years, but I remember it was definitely a judgement free zone. My favorite fast food joint.

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    #51

    Screenshot of a really dumb tweet humorously requesting an upside down water bottle to drink from at 3 am like a gerbil.

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    Power puff scientist
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    love they censored s***w in this instance

    MonsterMum
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank goodness they did, otherwise I would need my smelling salts

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    ॐBoyGanesh
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s like a Camelback for the bedside or headboard. Sure, it was designed for bedbound folks, but works for anyone: - https://www.drinkwaterinbed.com/

    Savannah greenleaf
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could get into this. I spill my water on my nightstand way too often

    Farah (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank god they censored s***w, I would die

    TheLuggage
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only to have to go pee at 3:30 am

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you sew a water bottle to the side of your bed?

    katakuri
    Community Member
    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they censor S C R E W THAT DIABOLICAL

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    #52

    Really dumb tweet about a Chick-fil-A drive-thru mix-up with milkshake and sweet tea, highlighting unmatched service humor.

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    Crystalwitch60
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww girl got the idea , tea ain’t gonna cut it love , milkshake it was

    Wysteria_Rose
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, we know this place has very questionable values at the top, but when I was a broke college kid on my way home for the weekend, I figured "surely I have seven dollars left for some food." Tried paying and it was declined. I immediately teared up and started to say "sorry for wasting your time" but they handed me the bag and said, 'Please, just have a safe night." I cried while eating that chicken sandwich.

    SkippityBoppityBoo
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What exactly is a sweet tea? As in ingredients? I'm in the UK and not come across it 🙂

    Tonja Jackson
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's iced tea with loads of sugar.

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    Adam Zad
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be bawling if I had to buy Chick-fil-A, too.

    Itsmeagain
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand a word of this!

    #53

    Tweet about confusing dream involving a car submerged in a lake with a girl from junior year sociology class.

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    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dreams are populated with loads of people I've never met. Am I in their dreams as "Random extra"? More interestingly, it seems that most of my dreams actually happen in a specific "place". At first it seemed random "railway station" or "shopping centre" or "cute olde street on a hill" and the like, but after many years and many dreams I'm starting to discover that these things are not standalone, but interconnected, like go up the hill from ye olde street and across the fields, past the school, and down a little on the other side is the shopping centre. The railway station? Go the other way, keep going downhill, turn at the river, it's literally built into the hillside. Weird, huh?

    EmJay
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve read that we only dream about faces we’ve seen because our brains can’t make up faces.

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a dream I was having an affair with Mariah Carey.

    Mel in Georgia
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm embarrassed to say for a long time my go-to dream boyfriend was Johnny Depp. I think he's kinda gross now, so he hasn't shown up recently. Am not sorry. He was a terrible boyfriend.

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    Michael Largey
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one in my dreams ever makes sense. Especially me.

    Lady Eowyn
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the actors from Stargate SG-1 was in one of my dreams recently.

    Farah (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because why is my boyfriend in my dream some guy from volleyball I've never talked to????

    moggiemoo
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've recently started having dreams which include people I don't know as main characters.

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    #54

    Screenshot of a humorous tweet about marriage, coffee, and life insurance, part of really dumb tweets to laugh at.

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    Maya_D
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the exact sort of thing I joke about with my husband. We’re madly in love, we just love horror movies and true crime and have a very morbid sense of humour.

    Nadine Debard
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that's a very peculiar joke...

    SkippityBoppityBoo
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you able to apply for a "Pre-Divorce"? I'm single but like to be prepared 🙂

    The Cute Cat
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not apply for life insurance.. Problem solved..

    Wysteria_Rose
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will snuggle my husband on the couch every night and hold his hand when we fall asleep. But he has irked me a few times and I will slightly move some of his things in the house and not tell him which things I moved (he's very particular about his items and where they face, so it will bother him more than anything).

    Jaya
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mariticide, such a funny subject 🙄

    Feathered Dinosaur
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    1 month ago

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    I know it's a joke, but still, if you're in a marriage like that it could be time to rethink your options

    Crystalwitch60
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    1 month ago

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    Not exactly something I’d find remotely funny tbh ,is it I mean this could be construed as a threat couldn’t it lol

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    #55

    Tweet about overhearing a girl order a margarita after no Diet Coke, showcasing really dumb tweets humor.

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    Wysteria_Rose
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was trying to be good but life said no, so might as well!

    #56

    Tweet from Jeanette Hayes sharing a funny and dumb conversation overheard by 14-year-olds on a train.

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    Austzn
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a good burn to me.

    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I were a lad, Basil was an annoying puppet fox. Now it's a dog called Hacker. Nothing changes.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Basil came on with all the girls sooner or later.

    #57

    Tweet about fumbling a quarter in 1925, losing money, featured in really dumb tweets to make you laugh or lose faith.

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    StarCrossedFriday
    Community Member
    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remove the ‘dames lookin for trouble’ aspect and the year, and this is basically what my dad did with his wedding ring. Twice.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, a little less than five bucks.

    Kalevra
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like $4.63. £3.55 only off a few 10 thousand dollars

    Uncle Schmickle
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would have been worse after 1929.

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    #58

    Tweet about migraine relief involving chocolate milk, showcasing humor from really dumb tweets to make you laugh.

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    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    600mg Ibuprofen and if that doesn't cut it 500mg Metamizol. US people really miss out on the latter one

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    U.S. people really miss out on healthcare in general.

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    Crystalwitch60
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    1 month ago

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    Litre !! Soz all the grammer cops have rubbed off on me , won’t do it again lol

    StarCrossedFriday
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well…’liter’ is the US spelling, ‘litre’ more the UK one. One isn’t more ‘correct’ than the other, though I do have the same preference as you 😬

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    #59

    Screenshot of a really dumb tweet humorously criticizing Microsoft Word's functionality and costs.

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    Cerridwn d'Wyse
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny thing. The fact that Microsoft Word had word wrap is I think what made it immortal. I can remember working with wordpressors that didn't if you had to edit something you had to honestly manually redo the end of every sentence. I'm old

    Sue
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My work's old word processor had what they called a "tank" - a server where we could share & edit each other's documents. Then they "upgraded" us to PCs & Word & we had to trade floppy disks in order to edit someone else's work.

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    Michael Largey
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm still using the Word in Office 2003. It hasn't changed, and neither have my needs.

    The Majestic Opossum
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a woman I think we all need to be a little more like Microsoft Word.

    Suby
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Textboxes. Put everything in textboxes.

    Robert Millar
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Microsoft Office can read your thoughts. Be careful to think positive, as I do, and everything works as it should.

    Lady Eowyn
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use LibreOffice, it's free. I frequently insert images in my documents and don't have a problem.

    #60

    Tweet about the struggles of arguing with a spouse, featured in really dumb tweets to make you laugh.

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    Lady Eowyn
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crystal, you are NOT an empath! Get off your high horse and realize that every comment you've ever made reveals your total lack of empathy. What a liar.

    BrownEyedGrrl
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to look up the opposite of empath. I'm old and need more coffee. Narcissist.

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    StarCrossedFriday
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s the worst feeling - I had a bizarre argument with my husband (really long story) the other day, but then something else s****y happened and I instinctively phoned him to ask for help/device/comfort and…you make up. He really is my best friend, even if he is a stubborn a****t sometimes. I’m sure I’m one to him too at times, neither of us could handle being together 24/7 but I certainly wouldn’t want to live without him, the mad fool.

    The Majestic Opossum
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AND - you live with them! If anyone else upsets me or crosses a boundary, it's pretty easy for me to calmly (ok, sometimes not so calmly) reaffirm my boundary (sometimes by telling them to blow it out their rear, but who's keeping track). Because I don't have to be around them after that if I don't want to! But, it's harder with my husband, because well, I'm stuck with him in the house with me. And this is the long winded reason I gave my therapist for why it's easier to just do my own laundry, instead of telling my husband why he's been doing it wrong for the last 15 years.

    ispeak catanese
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To anyone complaining and berating Crystalwitch, please stop. Leave her be. She is not harrassing anyone, she can certainly say what she likes however she likes.

    Kalevra
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for the love of jesus christ. what is the censored word?

    SkippityBoppityBoo
    Community Member
    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beating anyone is the absolute worst really... Why are you?

    Max Fox
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    1 month ago

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    If your spouse is your only friend, you've got some serious issues, and so do they...

    Crystalwitch60
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    1 month ago

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    You max fox , I don’t do people so I dint do friends lol they hard work (I’m an empath ) n means I can sense all their feelings ,which is exhausting , n I don’t do husbands or bfs now done it all lol I do not have serious issues !!! Just means I choose to only be around my two kids 21-24 n their other halves , n my dogs !! means I’m freaking sensible actually !! n being housebound d in the sticks , makes it even better.

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    #61

    Tweet about wife reporting spiders like a mafia boss, showcasing really dumb tweets that make you laugh or lose faith in humanity.

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    Kristiina Männiste
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One day I decided to conquer my fear of spiders. Calmly and gently took a big spider into my hand to release it outside. Learned that, while there are no poisonous spiders in Estonia, the supposedly harmless ones that we have still can give you a painful nip. Currently back to keeping a 2m distance between me and any spiders.

    London Paris
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    1 month ago

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    Blackmoon The Dragon
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    XDXD for me its kinda like the opposite tho, my sister freaks out upon seeing the spider and then I rush to it and carefully bring it out the door like it's our life force

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    Suby
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spiders, like bats and swallows, are my allies. They eat mosquitoes, who try to eat me. If I find a spider in the house, I put a cup over it, slide a paper underneath, and carry it outside. We need to stick together in the fight against evil.

    Stacey N
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter's reaction to spiders is something I'd never witnessed before. She had a broom in one hand and calmly said, "So today you have chosen death? Very well." Then she less than calmly starts smashing that spider into oblivion

    DC
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody should check on her. Are there any other violent behaviours that miss a valid reason, or is it only the oh-so-funny destruction of innocent spiders?

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    DC
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Proof? Like, a video of her being taken out?

    SkippityBoppityBoo
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Loves this!!! It's... Well, Love really! If you're prepared to get rid of spiders for me? With no quibble? You're a Keeper! 💜💜💜

    Skara Brae
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.boredpanda.com/adorable-animation-lucas-the-spider-joshua-slice/

    Tonja Jackson
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can relate: I'm allergic to spider bites and bee stings (I carry an EpiPen) and if I'm near a door or window, I DO try to get the critter outside but if not? Squash!

    Crystalwitch60
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    1 month ago

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    I adore spiders , live in the sticks , so loads of country spiders my kids hate , well daughter does lad is like me , lmao n I’ve always had snakes n spiders bloody huge tarantulas lol, but I did the same with lifts when they were little I loath em ,but I took deep breaths n used em so I didn’t pass on my fear to them , I’m the one as saves lass from the spiders in her room tho lol ,

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    #62

    Tweet about doctor asking depression or anxiety feelings, showcasing really dumb tweets humor and relatable moments online.

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    1 month ago

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    Gordon
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever I go to the Doctor, they always ask the whole, "Do you feel safe at home? Is there any excess emotional or physical a***e, etc.?" and I always reply, "Not unless I pay extra for it!"

    Maya_D
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know people who say they’ve never felt these things. I can’t imagine what their lives are like.

    T (she/her)
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    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We do all have those feelings, however, not all of us have them at a clinical level. I do, but still. 😅

    3muddypaws
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. Medication review with the pharmacist once, he asked if I was having any s******l thoughts and I said "No more than usual" and after a short silence he said "Would you like me to refer you to the mental health team?"

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Only every single day since puberty."

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    #63

    A funny tweet about a therapist confusing childhood trauma with parents buying a horse, illustrating really dumb tweets.

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    setsuriseikou
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet that was a healing laughter

    StarCrossedFriday
    Community Member
    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that was intentionally meant to break the ice, touché, Mr. Therapist 😁

    Lily bloom
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That'd be me. Even someone paid to listen to me couldn't be arsed to listen either

    #64

    Tweet about childhood enemies using rhymes to insult friends, a funny example from really dumb tweets that will make you laugh.

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    Michael Fernandez
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lived this. And then I went to middle school where my first and last initials led my (NYC) classmates to call me something much worse than a motorcycle.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear, you have my retrospective sympathy

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    Billo66
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was in school with a Richard Holder.

    BrownEyedGrrl
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first husband's name was Mike Hunt. No rhyming words needed.

    Kit Black
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never understood why those guys don't go by Mick...

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    Mike F
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went through school with the same taunt.

    Tonja Jackson
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "ja" in my name is pronounced "ya" (a lot of people don't realize that) so I've been called Tonja Lasagne, which isn't bad, especially since I like lasagne. But there was an action figure in the early '70s that was trying to compete with the GI Joes called Action Jackson so I was called that when I was a kid.

    BookFanatic
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, I was "Janet from another Planet" for years. Then in college we all watched Rocky Horror Picture Show and I was "Damnit Janet" for about 6 months. Sigh.

    Chewie Baron
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Greg Davies in one of his stand up shows talked about this!

    Chewie Baron
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of his mates was called Baghdad. Because one summer he turned up with a brand new bag. That his dad bought him! Apparently he is still called Baghdad to this day and his three kids also call him Baghdad!!

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    K Barnes
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time I meet a Lisa I hear "Lisa, Lisa, pepperoni pizza" in my head.

    moggiemoo
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody at school could ever pronounce my name so it never came up.

    Faye Bosworth
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try having the first name faye.

    Jonathan Garratt
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a bloke so that'd be a little weird, but even if I was a woman I don't get it?

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    #65

    Tweet humor about a 4-year-old's reaction to pregnancy, featured in really dumb tweets collection for laughs.

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    MistBorn
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Valid question tbh . I ain't giving up my privacy

    Jan Rosier
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    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my wife was an only child, until she was told at age 13 that she would become e big sis. Her first though 'darn, there goes half of my inheritance'. Turns have tabled though. 45 years later and they still love eachother.

    Starbug
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Similar story but me and my sister haven't spoken for about 20 years, so it can go both ways.

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    Jennifer Crompton
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Daughter was happy about my pregnancy until we found out it was a boy. When people would excitedly say to her "you're going to be a big sister!", she'd shrug and reply "it's just a brother". 🤣

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    #66

    Tweet by Ryan Patricks about a high school girl marrying someone else despite his yearbook message, in really dumb tweets.

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    The Majestic Opossum
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I often look back on my childhood/teenage years and think "God, I was an idiot." But now, I can look back and think "my God, I was an idiot and a liar!" Thanks, Ryan. And to any old friends I am not still "BFF4EVA" with - I'm sorry.

    Chewie Baron
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    #67

    Tweet humor showing a confused question to a close friend about their job in really dumb tweets collection.

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    ॐBoyGanesh
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    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband of 20 years still doesn’t know how to explain to people what I do. He tells them I have a go bag ready and at anytime of a the day or night I could be hopping on a plane, private or commercial, to dry quickly get to locations across the globe to “fix” things. So he says I’m a “fixer,” leaving them bewildered. I promise you it’s nowhere near as exciting as anything you could imagine and it’s the farthest thing from glamorous or intriguing.

    Howl's sleeping castle
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once lived with two women from my workplace for 6 months. I knew their jobs, departments, building, floor, first names. I still don't know their last names

    Say No to Downvoting
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My best friend and I plucked each other’s bikini lines when we were both 8 months pregnant (because neither of us could reach our own). I’m not actually sure what her current job is.

    Bi.Felicia
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You plucked your bikini lines? Ow, that would be the last method of choice to clean up the bushy garden, personally. Lol, I have had a Brazilian wax before and I'm good with never getting one again, it was not worth it for me but glad that this method works.

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    Suby
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't ask people about their jobs or family lives, because I'll forget right away, and then it's embarrassing to ask the same questions again. Now, if you tell me the life story of your dog or pet bird, I will remember forever.

    Laserleader
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a professional courier, and either you know exactly what tha means or you have no idea at all. We get new customers who are super nervous, and I walk them through their order, and the next time they are beyond confident when they call.

    Miriam Insidecor
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody understands what my job is. But that's fine.

    Philly Bob
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even understand what my job is. It's apparently SO confidential that I'm not allowed to know.

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    Macky
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know my friends jobs and sun signs. I do not know their ages or their actual birth dates.

    Auntriarch
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    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know exactly one of my friends' birthdays and that's because it's three days before mine and I like the number three. And I know mine because it's the end of the month. I've known her since 1972.

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    SkippityBoppityBoo
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm still not sure what one of my friends job is... It's something to do with those doodahs and might include electricity... Possibly having to enter a different dimension... He's pretty good at it tho! Working towards manager!

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    #68

    Really dumb tweets about marriage advice and the price of women's lululemon leggings in casual text format.

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    StarCrossedFriday
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t know how much Lululemon leggings cost, but I should hope it’s nowhere near $500 a pair. At the same time, I wouldn’t be all that surprised if I was wrong.

    Doug Moyer
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like they are about $100 each, which seems crazy still...

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    detective miller's hat
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I flat out refuse to pay more than $15 for a pair of leggings.

    GalPalAl
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying to justify spending money on an item to advertise someone else's brand is dumb.

    Man in the mirror
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Marry the woman who doesn't wear leggings as pants.

    Monika Rhodes
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Marry a man who doesn't tell you what do wear or not to wear...

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    Roxy222uk
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TBH, that is a weird question to hang that decision on.

    SkippityBoppityBoo
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    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they seriously $500 a pair? I've four pairs of non-brand leggings that I'm willing to sell for £50! 😃

    Crystalwitch60
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    1 month ago

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    Sod spending 1k on two pairs of freaking leggings ffs , just cos of a poxy name , tbh I’d rather spend that on my garden my kids n my dogs thanks !

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    #69

    Tweet humor about marriage and kids illustrating really dumb tweets that make you laugh or lose faith in humanity.

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    Howl's sleeping castle
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mum was so fed of braiding my elder sister's hair every morning, that the rest of us spent the whole school life in buzz cuts

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    #70

    Tweet about a wedding invitation with a missing comma causing a funny dress code misunderstanding in really dumb tweets.

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    Auntriarch
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I was busy that day anyhow

    Dorothea Lehmann
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lovely Victorian spectre haunting the venue felt so rejected, she cried all night every night for weeks.

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    1 month ago

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    moggiemoo
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder what the reaction would have been if she'd turned up in blackface?

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    #71

    Tweet about Super Bowl and Valentine's Day falling on the same day in 2027, highlighting funny and dumb tweets for laughs.

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    Elio
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Will it be like the Coldplay concert?

    April Pickett
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, we have a problem people. The Superbowl, the Daytona 500 are both being played on Valentine's Day 2027. Practice your deep knee bends 'cause things will be flying through the air that Sunday.

    Marie BellaDonna
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not anymore. NASCAR announced it's moving the 500 to the next weekend (Feb 21, 2027). They don't want to compete with the Superbowl for viewers, lol. Personally, I'd pick the race. But I totally agree with their decision. It's really for the best, lol.

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    Kalevra
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Id just talk to my girl now about it

    Crystalwitch60
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    1 month ago

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    Oh well I’m good , ain’t in a relationship,haven’t been for almost 14 yrs now , n I’m English Welsh lol ,so Super Bowl ain’t a thing !!

    Lady Eowyn
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did you bother to mention it, then? And when will you learn to use the word "and," not the letter "n"?

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    #72

    Screenshot of a really dumb tweet where a Walmart encounter leads to an awkward but funny conversation.

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    Marie BellaDonna
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor baby shouldn't be privy to that kind of information about her parents. Geeze.

    BarBeeGirl
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    1 month ago

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    I have a sneaking suspicion that you who the dad was cheating with

    #73

    Screenshot of a really dumb tweet about someone with no aunts, uncles, or cousins, sparking a joke about less witchcraft.

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    Mike F
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And larger estate later...

    MonsterMum
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They won't have to deal with so many family squabbles

    Kalevra
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like it could be wonderful

    Maya_D
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. It’s just normal for me.

    Zig Zag Wanderer
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. None of the above. It's a bit weird.

    Ivy la Sangrienta
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is the "only child" in quotes though?

    Roxy222uk
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It really does imply there are plenty of half-siblings and second families hidden away

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    Crystalwitch60
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    1 month ago

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    Excuse me don’t use witchcraft name like that !! how dare you !!

    Lady Eowyn
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find your claim of being a witch - not a Wiccan, mind you - about as believable as most of the rest of you comments. In other words, not at all.

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    #74

    Tweet by Kyle about picking her nail color as a sign of being her favorite person in really dumb tweets collection.

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    Feathered Dinosaur
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would never let somebody else make such an intimate decision about my body

    Fellfromthemoon
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    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nail colors are fully reversible, and they don't last anyways. Honestly, I rather give full control of my nail color to any politician if they left everything else in my discretion.

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    OneHappyPuppy
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kid chooses my color so yea he's my favourite person

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    #75

    Tweet humorously critiques parenting expenses, fitting the really dumb tweets theme to make you laugh or question humanity.

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    Peter Bear
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you think you're going to have disposable income? BWAHAHAHA!

    Moving Enigma
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No he's saying you won't have mountains of disposable income if you have kids.

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    K Barnes
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Raising kids is expensive? How shocking, no one could have predicted...

    #76

    Tweet about forgetting a rock climbing gym event, postponing a cat’s birthday, showcasing really dumb tweets humor and relatability.

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    Feathered Dinosaur
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    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F that slur "crazy cat lady". Cat ladies are the happiest and sanest demographic and I challenge you to prove me wrong

    TheMFKNXerdo
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I consider myself a crazy cat lady, even if I am a 44 year old man. The three cats approve. But also judge me.

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    GalPalAl
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In case you haven't noticed lately, people suck, including men

    #77

    Screenshot of a really dumb tweet about confusing jam bagels with chicken, veg, and mayo as one meal.

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    Rosecrucian Roeth
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not too sure what I just read.........................

    katakuri
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His freind told unclear instructions and he has been eating disgusting stuff for 2 weeks

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    Zig Zag Wanderer
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    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like an "instructions unclear..." post

    Crystalwitch60
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    1 month ago

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    London it’s written in PERFECT ENGLISH !! vile grammer cop maybe LEARN TO READ IDIOT !

    London Paris
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    1 month ago

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    Is there an English version of this? What on earth is this idiot babbling on about?

    Alex Kennedy
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What makes you think this person is an idiot? That seems awfully uncharitable. In any event, a Physical Therapist advised this person eat bagels with jam, as well as chicken, vegetables, and light mayonnaise. These were intended as separate recommendations, but this person imagined that the intention was to each all of these things at once; therefore they have been eating bagels with jam, chicken, vegetables, and light mayonnaise.

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    #78

    Tweet from Beach Tweets humorously describing a grocery store encounter in a collection of really dumb tweets.

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    Mike F
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like the level headed thing to do. 😳

    Roxy222uk
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know. That’s not uplifting or funny or even meaningful. She can call it a madhouse to her friend, ffs, what do you care.

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    Min
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now it's a madhouse.

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