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The joy of travel is in the discovery. However, in these days of Tripadvisor, Instagram and Google maps, the magic of the unexpected has been diminished somewhat; we seem to want to find exactly what we are looking for, rather than simply bask in the newness of it all.

There is a certain kind of traveler that takes this concept to the extreme, and would probably be happier just staying at home. You'll find them in English pubs up and down the Spanish Costas, red as lobsters, tucking into egg and chips and complaining about the lack of Marmite or baked beans, or some other obscure product from the U.K.

Then there are the Instagram hordes who saw a heavily filtered picture of an iconic attraction and join a huge crowd of people with selfie sticks, jostling to get that exact same shot. Hardly the breathtaking and romantic experience you had in mind, was it? When reality fails to match expectations, based on the promise of home comforts or unrealistic Instagram images, people get disappointed and make ridiculous complaints.

These vacation complaints, made to real travel agents and tour companies and based on a Thomas Cook/ABTA survey, are so absurd that it's hard to believe that they are real. Spanish people speaking Spanish in Spain? The brochure didn't tell us it would be like that! Why is the sand yellow? I expected white sand!

I guess the lesson to take from all the disappoint and ridiculousness is this: Travel without expectations, and accept that the world doesn't exist simply to cater to your comforts and photography needs.  Go with an open mind to discover, experience and learn!

Scroll down below to see the list for yourself, and tell your travel stories in the comments!

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Kaisu
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This can't possibly be real, no one can actually be this stupid

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But are we getting more picky about our holidays? How are people's travel habits changing? Let's take a look at the ways that technology and modern life have affected the ways we choose to spend our time off.

We travel more frequently but for shorter durations: "The Office for National Statistics in the UK conducted a survey called the International Passenger Survey in 1996 and 2016 to uncover the biggest changes in the travel habits between the 1990s and now – that’s a 20-year study," Drifter Planet writes.

"The results show that Brits are now going on more holidays than before. In 2016 they went on more than 45 million holidays abroad, compared to only 27 million in 1996, an overall rise of 68%. But despite this, holidays are becoming shorter, proving to be one of the biggest changes we’ve seen over the years marking a huge decline of two week holidays. A week-long break is now much more popular than ever before and there’s been an increase in holidays lasting up to 10 nights."

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With budget airlines making the citybreak a more affordable option, it's no surprise that people are exploring their own continent more, rather than save it all for one big summer trip. It keeps you fresh to get frequent little escapes from work and daily life, rather than waiting almost a whole year for the summer to come around again!

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    Active holidays are on the rise: As people are becoming more health conscious, so are wellness holidays becoming more popular. Instead of letting it all go with booze and food while away, people are seeking to recharge, repair, and have more of a fitness-oriented break. Things like Ayurveda, Yoga, reiki, body detox, spa and meditation holidays have all seen a huge spike in interest, while classics like hiking, camping and cycling are as popular as they ever were.

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    Conversely, the old 18-35, contiki tour classics are on the wane, which many people would see as a good thing. While there are still plenty of resort options if you want to get wasted, sunburned and laid, it doesn't quite seem to have the same appeal to the younger generation as it did for us oldies. Maybe kids these days are just more sensible, introverted, health and image conscious to get into wild drunken brawls on the streets of Benidorm or Ayia Napa.

    #4

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    Foxxy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your husband is probably making the person bathing topless uncomfortable. It should not be allowed to ogle.

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    Rowlie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard that his wife saw it too and left him for the elephant

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    Social media's effects: Back in the old days, you'd arrive at your destination with maybe a guide book, a map and some interesting new banknotes. These days, we've seen photos of everything, read all the restaurant reviews, know which attractions we want to photo ourselves, as well as the funky 'hidden' bars and hangouts. We all find these things in the same place: Google. 'Top 10 things you must see in Porto' leads tourists to the same few places in the city, all busy instagramming away and trying to keep the crowds out of their image.

    If somewhere happens to be particularly popular on Instagram, it will be packed with people trying to get that 'money shot,' rather than simply enjoying the aura of the place. The tumbling, colorful buildings of Cinque Terre; the strikingly blue streets of Chefchaouen, the sun setting over the pyramids of Giza... we've all seen these iconic images in gorgeous photos, and we want to take those exact same photos. Perhaps it has always been that way, but Instagram has definitely 'influenced' the way we travel.

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    #8

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    Kay Cee
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dumbest thing I've ever heard

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    #9

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    Vic
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Goan, I apologise for this obviously forsee able error. Next time we'll suck the spices out, before we serve you gravy!

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    #10

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mosquitoes love imported food. ♥

    Vic
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂 people are turning around and looking at me..

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    Marky Mark And The Funky Bunch
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sub-par resort. Most good 5-star resorts feature their wide selection of Mosquitoes on the front of the glossy brochure.

    J Doe
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was in Kansas City and didn't know there would be tornadoes until the winds rain hail and sirens were going off...

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    Molly E
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they are friends with the people who think the beach is "too sandy"!

    Frozengeckolover
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah. They need to get together with the one whose kids got scared by the fish.

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    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it was written by mosquitos to lure you into their trap...Bwahahahaha!

    Chyppa Homer
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did it say anything about dumbasses wondering the streets ? :D

    Rowlie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if it did, I wonder?

    Gloria M
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mosquitoes were on holiday too.

    Mike Procaccini
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did the brochure neglect to mention the clinically insane must have supervision ?

    Vic
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Outrageous!! I hope they mentioned air! Or you might have held your breath till you got back!

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they didn't mention the ants too

    Frozengeckolover
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person should steer clear of Alaska. The mosquito is the unofficial state bird. They are huge! And numerous!

    catnip
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and I'm sure the didn't mention global warming either but it's still there.

    3xtr3m3
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, and by the way, a 'special guest' will be joining us today. This 'creature' likes biting. Don't mind him

    John Bennick
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When we went on our honeymoon we had no idea we would meet so many idiots. The brochure never mentioned idiots.

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously you didn't read the fine print.

    Lisa Chambers
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure that mosquito was with you when you landed.

    Makayla Bolton
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mosquitoes are a bit of a given anywhere

    Chris Sprucefield
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BZZZT! Whoa!! Look! An imported cholesterol burger!! GET OUT OF MY WAY!!!

    Steve Barker
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, ma'am, we will correct that in the next printing.

    Roberto Durante
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mosquito also take vacation, you know

    Leekun
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should be happy. Being bitten by an endangered species is a rare phenomenon. Not everyone get's to experience that (Lilo and Stitch reference)

    Wenya Wang
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the brochure did not mention oxygen.

    Nicole F
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's because they can't read

    Maggie Collins
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those damn brochures! What to do, what to do?!

    Taryn Wallace
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully they got West Nile and won't be with us much longer...

    Kanga9ine
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ones that buzz don't bite. So if it's quiet you're going to itch. And get malaria.

    Annamay
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be careful! It's a jungle out there!

    Nikki
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh my god, i bet it also didn't say that the air in the atmosphere contains oxygen!?

    CrazyCatLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    * Swats the mosquito with the brochure*, here... problem solved ;)

    Donna Reynolds
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mosquitoes paid for their holiday too.

    Mary Jaye
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AND THE MOSQUITOES DID NOT READ ABOUT YOU IN THEIR BROCHURE EITHER. THEY CAN VACATION TOO, THAT IS UNFAIR OF YOU.

    Suzanne Clark
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got bitten by mosquitoes this week and I didn't leave home.

    Sandy Clark
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then don't bug the mosquitoes! BTW, those little bitey things were there before you were. Gesh!

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dare say they brought the mosquito with them.

    Marina
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now this is truly upsetting. Such dishonesty! 😣

    Shadow
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mosquitos are everywhere

    Molly Block
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS IS DUMB. It's like saying the brochure didn't mention FLIES either.

    Niito
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never thought I'd empathyze with a mosquito...

    Philip Strickland
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this real I can't believe this stupidity

    SweetCee
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm surprised you can read....

    Emily
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, you can't blame them for doing their job, they're just filtering out the entitled ones.

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it should go without saying.

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    #13

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    Rose the Cook
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who would wear a swimsuit that had been worn by others anyway?

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    Kwj
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like someone has "sniffed" too much hairdye chemicals already :O

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    #16

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    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish people like this would just stay in their own countries

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    Tiffany Marie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think One Person.. Made all these stupid comments.

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    Rowlie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have solved it by pushing them into the water to wait for boat's arrival

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    Foxxy
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You would hate it in Australia. Shops open 9am - 5:30pm Monday to Friday except late night shopping one day a week, which finishes at 9 pm. Saturday is 9-5 and Sunday is 11-5. Although supermarkets are open from 7 am - 9pm mon to fri.

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    #22

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    Christopher Rhind
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ginger Nuts likely the nickname the shop keepers had for these tourists.

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    Foxxy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist, they were the noisy and unruly guests.

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