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The joy of travel is in the discovery. However, in these days of Tripadvisor, Instagram and Google maps, the magic of the unexpected has been diminished somewhat; we seem to want to find exactly what we are looking for, rather than simply bask in the newness of it all.

There is a certain kind of traveler that takes this concept to the extreme, and would probably be happier just staying at home. You'll find them in English pubs up and down the Spanish Costas, red as lobsters, tucking into egg and chips and complaining about the lack of Marmite or baked beans, or some other obscure product from the U.K.

Then there are the Instagram hordes who saw a heavily filtered picture of an iconic attraction and join a huge crowd of people with selfie sticks, jostling to get that exact same shot. Hardly the breathtaking and romantic experience you had in mind, was it? When reality fails to match expectations, based on the promise of home comforts or unrealistic Instagram images, people get disappointed and make ridiculous complaints.

These vacation complaints, made to real travel agents and tour companies and based on a Thomas Cook/ABTA survey, are so absurd that it's hard to believe that they are real. Spanish people speaking Spanish in Spain? The brochure didn't tell us it would be like that! Why is the sand yellow? I expected white sand!

I guess the lesson to take from all the disappoint and ridiculousness is this: Travel without expectations, and accept that the world doesn't exist simply to cater to your comforts and photography needs.  Go with an open mind to discover, experience and learn!

Scroll down below to see the list for yourself, and tell your travel stories in the comments!

#1

Funny-Customer-Travel-Complaints

Peter Dickinson Report

Kaisu
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This can't possibly be real, no one can actually be this stupid

Randy Dhuyvetter
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Never uderestimate stupid peoples' capacity for stupidity.

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Carol Emory
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Here's a shocker...now make sure you brace yourself...You're actually the foreigner and they're the locals...AAAAHHHHHHH!!!

Rowlie
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Spanish people in Spain eating Spanish food speaking Spanish- shocking!

Calypso poet
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds wonderful to me and I don’t speak Spanish!

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Bill
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I wanted to expose the kids to European culture but whenwe got to Spain everyone was speaking Mexican"

Claudia
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

B***h you're the foreigner

Thomas Duncan
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Comment left by Donald Trump, President of the United States of 'Murica.

Sol Vetland
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wouldn't be surprised, I know fellow Norwegians who spend months down in Spain without learning Spanish and complain that the locals doesn't know Norwegian... A lot of entitlement in some people!

Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Costa del Sol in Spain has an entire community called “Little Finland” . I’m very curious to know whether they have learned Spanish...

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Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No me digas! (Translation: You don’t say!?) I honestly don’t think I can roll me eyes back any further in my head. If they wanted everyone to speak in English they should have gone to Mallorca...

Vicky Zar
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No no no Mallorca is officially part of Germeny! ;) thats a joke from Germany because so many Germans go there

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Foxxy
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seriously, this is ridiculous.

Bored Moogle
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You're in their country, YOU'RE the foreigner.

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But are we getting more picky about our holidays? How are people's travel habits changing? Let's take a look at the ways that technology and modern life have affected the ways we choose to spend our time off.

We travel more frequently but for shorter durations: "The Office for National Statistics in the UK conducted a survey called the International Passenger Survey in 1996 and 2016 to uncover the biggest changes in the travel habits between the 1990s and now – that’s a 20-year study," Drifter Planet writes.

"The results show that Brits are now going on more holidays than before. In 2016 they went on more than 45 million holidays abroad, compared to only 27 million in 1996, an overall rise of 68%. But despite this, holidays are becoming shorter, proving to be one of the biggest changes we’ve seen over the years marking a huge decline of two week holidays. A week-long break is now much more popular than ever before and there’s been an increase in holidays lasting up to 10 nights."

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With budget airlines making the citybreak a more affordable option, it's no surprise that people are exploring their own continent more, rather than save it all for one big summer trip. It keeps you fresh to get frequent little escapes from work and daily life, rather than waiting almost a whole year for the summer to come around again!

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    #2

    Funny-Customer-Travel-Complaints

    Peter Dickinson Report

    Falcon
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This can't be real....

    Vic
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it's true!! The Americans use their proximity to Jamaica to their advantage. They remove their travel time and put it in the Brit's time.

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    Kristy P
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next time you go, fly to the US and THEN down to Jamaica. Problem solved!

    Turnip and a Frog
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should so sue the Map Making Institute People for this! If they do, I really hope this lands me a pretty Pacific island right in front of my door in the middle Central Europe 😏

    Christopher Rhind
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait till they see the extra travel time to get to Europe after the Brexit move !!

    Marky Mark And The Funky Bunch
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hear that the Jamaicans bribed Gaia and their trip is even shorter.

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone needs a refresher in Geography.....

    Molly E
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they really tracking everyone's flight to see whose takes the least amount of time?

    Ed Martin
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have to be flatearthers to even think this. Ed

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    #3

    Funny-Customer-Travel-Complaints

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    Marky Mark And The Funky Bunch
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they though that was bad... wait till they find out the sky is full of birds!

    Michael Kooris
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The children were scared?! The poor fish have been receiving therapy since!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. Dr. Fishwater has been booked for months.

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    Jay Kay
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so sad that people stupid like this have kids -.-

    Gilbert Aldous
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go to Australia next time, they have sharks. The children won't be scared for long.

    WaffleFryLife
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have no reply to this comment... it's genius!

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    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well of course they were scared encountering the resident of the home you invaded.

    Stevie B
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shhhh! don't tell them about the the other marine life, bacteria, trash, pollution, etc....

    Smiley Rie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine if they realised there are bacteria & fish digestive excretion in the water lol - they'd never go in it again (which would be a relief for the fish)

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    Vic
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, what's with all the fish in the waters? Show off!! Why can't they just walk on land like the rest of us!!

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    Active holidays are on the rise: As people are becoming more health conscious, so are wellness holidays becoming more popular. Instead of letting it all go with booze and food while away, people are seeking to recharge, repair, and have more of a fitness-oriented break. Things like Ayurveda, Yoga, reiki, body detox, spa and meditation holidays have all seen a huge spike in interest, while classics like hiking, camping and cycling are as popular as they ever were.

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    Conversely, the old 18-35, contiki tour classics are on the wane, which many people would see as a good thing. While there are still plenty of resort options if you want to get wasted, sunburned and laid, it doesn't quite seem to have the same appeal to the younger generation as it did for us oldies. Maybe kids these days are just more sensible, introverted, health and image conscious to get into wild drunken brawls on the streets of Benidorm or Ayia Napa.

    #4

    Funny-Customer-Travel-Complaints

    Peter Dickinson Report

    Foxxy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your husband is probably making the person bathing topless uncomfortable. It should not be allowed to ogle.

    B
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Straight men (regardles of age) stare at boobs if they're on display. That's just a fact, even if some guys swear to their partners that they don't. Most guys try to do it discreetly so they're not noticed, but I agree that just plain ogling is uncool and makes the sunbather feel uncomfortable. As an aside, I find it massively uncool that guys can walk around topless all over the world but women are made to feel ashamed if they do it.

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    Rowlie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What else was he supposed to tell his wife?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You notice it's her making the complaint, not him.

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    Calypso poet
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of men shouldn’t be topless at the beach. 🤢

    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your husband's a perv, that's not the fault of the women sunbathing topless

    Chris Mugea
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think people use the term "perv" too loosely nowadays. If I see naked boobs I'll look. What's wrong with that? I'm not objectifying anybody, I'm not getting my w***y out, I'm not cat-calling, just looking. Boobs are great, let them out and let me look at them. It is normal!

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    Chyppa Homer
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, where would this beach be ? Asking for a friend :D

    Wil Vanderheijden
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Husband could have closed his eyes and relax, but the sight of unpixelated and unblurred breasts probably was more then he could handle. Book your next vacation somewhere in the Bible-belt. I'm sure your husband can relax there.

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could it be that the hubby couldn't relax because of the wife's incessant bitching? Just a guess.

    Molly Block
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next time, get him a blindfold.

    Mad Haberdasheress
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, before I get buried in flames and downvotes, let me say that I agree this is a ridiculous complaint. However, if you have even a shred of social awareness, you know that while there is absolutely a way that things *should* happen (i.e. people should be able to sunbathe topless if they want to), the world we live in currently guarantees that will rarely happen. In certain areas where puritan values are less dominant, topless/nude sunbathing is going to happen, accept it and move on. To play devils advocate, if you are in an area where it is less socially accepted, you also have to be aware that you will likely be objectified/criticised if you choose to participate in such activities. Again, I am NOT saying that this is ok at all, but it is part of being an aware human being.

    María Hermida
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the wife invented the whole complaint because the husband looked a couple of times and it made HER feel uncomfortable.

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    TheExtremeSmell
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m usually topless at all beaches I go to. Letting my man nipples out for all to see. Children run and scream dogs Yelp and ladies faint at the sight.

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    Rowlie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard that his wife saw it too and left him for the elephant

    Kusotare
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kid: "Mommy, what's that thing hanging down from the elephant?" Mom: "That's his trunk, it's like a long nose." K: "No, not that. What's that thing hanging down but further back?" M:"Oh, that's it's tail. He uses it to swish away flies." K:"No, no...not that, either. What's that thing hanging down more in the middle?" M:"Oh...that's nothing. Please stop asking me questions." K:"Daddy, what's that thing hanging down from the elephant?" Dad: "That's his trunk, it's like a long nose." K: "No, not that. That's what Mommy said. What's that thing hanging down but further back?" D:"Oh, that's it's tail. He uses it to swish away flies." K:"No, no...not that, either. Mommy said that, too. What's that thing hanging down more in the middle?" D:"Oh, that's his penis." K:"Oh. Mommy said it was nothing." D:"Well, son...your mom is spoiled."

    Brivid
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like someone made a joke and some eaves dropper took it seriously. Several of these post seem like that.

    Max L.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are smaller animals that can let you feel very lucky.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't let the lady elephant see you then. She might get a good laugh.

    Vic
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The way I see it, the husband was the biggest d**k around!!😂😂

    Mad Haberdasheress
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Rampant beast" is now my new nickname for the boyfriend, lol!!!

    Marina
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why, does he make other men feel inadequate? Lol 😂 dont mind me :D

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    Donna Reynolds
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Inadequacy is the least of his worries.

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    Social media's effects: Back in the old days, you'd arrive at your destination with maybe a guide book, a map and some interesting new banknotes. These days, we've seen photos of everything, read all the restaurant reviews, know which attractions we want to photo ourselves, as well as the funky 'hidden' bars and hangouts. We all find these things in the same place: Google. 'Top 10 things you must see in Porto' leads tourists to the same few places in the city, all busy instagramming away and trying to keep the crowds out of their image.

    If somewhere happens to be particularly popular on Instagram, it will be packed with people trying to get that 'money shot,' rather than simply enjoying the aura of the place. The tumbling, colorful buildings of Cinque Terre; the strikingly blue streets of Chefchaouen, the sun setting over the pyramids of Giza... we've all seen these iconic images in gorgeous photos, and we want to take those exact same photos. Perhaps it has always been that way, but Instagram has definitely 'influenced' the way we travel.

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    #6

    Funny-Customer-Travel-Complaints

    Peter Dickinson Report

    Smerv
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and the water was wet?

    Monday
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait? The beach was sandy and the sea was wet? Never going there ever again!

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    Kjorn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the Wind are too windy

    Foxxy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry the beach isn’t concrete 🙄

    Phantom Captain
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the sun was hot? and everyone was loud?

    Brian Irby
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere

    Sebastian Melmoth
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah hahaha...every time I hear of sand complaints, I immediately think of that Anakin Skywalker line

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    Minnie-me
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    damn beaches and their unruly sand.

    Emily
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well... It is a beach... you can sweep it yourself if you think its sandy...

    Rowlie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well done, You survivors

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    #7

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    Christopher Rhind
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Afraid to look more closely at my $ 15 Rolex after reading this news !

    D H
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you over paid - I got mine for $10 - from a guy at a street festival

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    Marky Mark And The Funky Bunch
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put on you Mike Air shoes, grab you Lewis Vetton bag and run down to the police station to file a complaint.

    Iris Engler
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same happend to me with my Gucci purse for 20 bucks ... facepalm

    Mary Jaye
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DID YOU CHECK THEM OUT ON CONSUMER REPORTS TO SEE HOW THEY RATE? I WOULD DO THAT RITE AWAY!!!!

    María Hermida
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, this is quite common, not only by holidaymakers. People buy s**t at a very reduced price and then they complain because it breaks after two days. What did they expect?

    Ana M
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to write to the 'Ray-Ban´ fake brand.

    katt
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why I am simply shocked stupid! 😲

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    #8

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    Kay Cee
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dumbest thing I've ever heard

    TD Baker
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and now they're bringing another genius into the world. i am very afraid.

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    Foxxy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whose the father, your partner or the king bed?

    Daria B
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Behold! The birth of bed royalty! Will it be a prince or a princess bed? ♥

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    Rowlie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: she is pregnant with twins

    Monday
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally the hotel's fault...everyone knows you can ONLY get pregnant in a king bed.

    Kristy P
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because you can't have unprotected sex on a twin bed!

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's an idea...don't have sex. And if you can't resist the urge to have sex..I believe that most hotels have vending machines and counter service that can provide condoms......

    Max L.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can introduce you to several people that biologically confirm the countermeasure doesn't work against stupidity

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    Terri Zagst
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god and they have a kid now

    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had the reverse - got twin beds that were on different sides of the room (so couldn't be pushed together). That was disappointing.

    Ieva Nura
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are no beds that can't be pushed together ;)

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    Loretta
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel already sorry for the child.

    Monika Rhodes
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, too late- they already reproducing.

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    #9

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    Vic
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Goan, I apologise for this obviously forsee able error. Next time we'll suck the spices out, before we serve you gravy!

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry there wasn't a Mickey D's or a KFC available to you. Why go to another country if you aren't willing to give in to the culture? How do you have any fun?

    Kay Cee
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol. this person should not leave their house

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i hate pasta… where you want to go on vacation? - Italy

    knittin' kitten
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Curry isn't always spicy though. I hate spicy and I love curry.

    Peta_C
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must admit, I've wanted to visit India, Goa in particular, for years. My inability to stomach 'hot' food has stopped me. That, and money. Mostly money.

    Vic
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well you can stop worrying about spicy part. We have so many people traveling from all over the world, they will tone down the spices if you ask.

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    Doris Peressin
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get a life and adapt yourself to local habits. If you don't like curry don't go to India, go to Indiana

    Mary Jaye
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HOW DARE THEY USE THEIR NATIVE SPICES WHEN YOU ARE THERE! TELL THEM AHEAD OF TIME YOU ARE COMING. IT IS YOUR OWN FAULT.

    Mike Procaccini
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The nerve of the locals to NOT be accommodating!!

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mosquitoes love imported food. ♥

    Vic
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂 people are turning around and looking at me..

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    Marky Mark And The Funky Bunch
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sub-par resort. Most good 5-star resorts feature their wide selection of Mosquitoes on the front of the glossy brochure.

    J Doe
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was in Kansas City and didn't know there would be tornadoes until the winds rain hail and sirens were going off...

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    Molly E
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they are friends with the people who think the beach is "too sandy"!

    Frozengeckolover
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah. They need to get together with the one whose kids got scared by the fish.

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    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it was written by mosquitos to lure you into their trap...Bwahahahaha!

    Chyppa Homer
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did it say anything about dumbasses wondering the streets ? :D

    Rowlie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if it did, I wonder?

    Gloria M
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mosquitoes were on holiday too.

    Mike Procaccini
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did the brochure neglect to mention the clinically insane must have supervision ?

    Vic
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Outrageous!! I hope they mentioned air! Or you might have held your breath till you got back!

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    Max L.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I won't suggest to use blades to people this smart, they can seriously harm self or others.

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    Rowlie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    However did You manage?

    Peta_C
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!

    Huib van Wees (hvwees)
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! Your complete vacation was ruined because the egg slicer wasn't in the kitchen!... How awful!

    Rebekah Blankenship
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's an egg slicer? Is that a real thing

    Max L.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kim, Bubble, all here want to read you got in touch and went home depot

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    Kim Mahood
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wtf is an egg slicer? A cheese grater I get...

    Dogloverz17
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cheese grater??? Do you mean the new macbook pro?? You must be rich!

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    knittin' kitten
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use my egg slicer to slice mushrooms they break often but 2 months for $3 seems good to me

    Frozengeckolover
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never thought of using an egg slicer to cut mushrooms. Silly me, over here, using a knife to slice my stuff. Lol.

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't tell me---your's was significantly cheaper as well.

    Randy Dhuyvetter
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wild guess, the friends room was 3 times larger...

    Id row
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because 3 is a bigger number than 1. See how that works? I could never work in hospitality or with the public on any level. I'd be fired within the day if my blood pressure didn't kill me first.

    Molly Block
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, Bored Panda...I can't take anymore.

    Bruce Scheiman
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of these quotes on here, seem absurd!!! I literally can't picture ANYBODY, saying some of this STUFF!

    louis porter
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See above, the guy on honeymoon comparing himself to an aroused elephant.

    Tita Rios
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was soooo profound :-)

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    #13

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    Rose the Cook
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who would wear a swimsuit that had been worn by others anyway?

    Vic
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably this is the reason my rent-a-condom business failed!

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    Christopher Rhind
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you finished with your rental thong sir?

    Chris Miilu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect. Or, as the Brits would say, Brilliant.

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    L McN
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody told the water park that you would be an idiot either, yet you showed up....

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Towels...maybe. But when you go to a community pool or a friends pool, do you expect them to provide you with a swim suit? Besides being ridiculous..it's also unsanitary. It's like lending a friend your thoroughly used underwear....

    J Doe
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Towels maybe robe...just go au naturale

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    Martti Laurson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Assumption is the mother of all f**k ups.

    Elizabeth
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    eewwww, even if they did offer swimsuits eeeewwww

    Bruce Scheiman
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When renting something, a bathing suit is the last thing, that comes to mind!

    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In France, you can often buy swimsuits and shorts/speedos at a vending machine... but no towels as far as I know :-)

    knittin' kitten
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you lend me your underwear? No? How about your bathing suit? Sure no problem.... um this is the same question to me. If its next to someone's "no zone" I'm not wearing it. Second hand bras kinda gross me out but second hand swimsuit that's so gross

    Bruce Scheiman
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This can't be real! Again, it sounds too absurd, for someone to actually say!

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    Kwj
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like someone has "sniffed" too much hairdye chemicals already :O

    Christopher Rhind
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surely there must be more trainee hairdresser friendly resorts available !!

    Rowlie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did You go if You knew they don't accept hairdressers?

    Annamay
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely! Never go there again!

    Shirley Heyn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, you do tend to stand out. . .

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    #15

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    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too bad you can't be arrested for being stupid.... But then again...the police would be constantly busy with stupidity complaints.

    Molly E
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone that dumb, shouldn't be living alone.

    Hallie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just can't get my head around how someone can be THAT stupid. How is that even possible?!

    Marky Mark And The Funky Bunch
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The right move for the hotel manager would be to put a door sign in her room that says " DO NOT STUPID"

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should have stood on the other side of the doorway and yelled "We can get you out, but it's going to take a while and it won't be cheap. Are you sure you want to spend another $200 to get out of there? After all, the room looked really nice on the website and we can always have room service slip you food under the door."

    Mary Jaye
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HOW DARE THEY DO THAT TO YOU!

    Id row
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone should check the lost and found for her brain.

    Norman van Druten
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it was for the best that she just stayed in her room.

    Lisa Chambers
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah unsupervised travel. Gets them every time.

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    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish people like this would just stay in their own countries

    Daria B
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too. They give bad reputation to the rest of their fellow co-citizens, and ethnic groups in general.

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    Kjorn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's american. who thinks every people in the world speak english

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, they just expect them to. Spanish is our second language here in the States. I don't get that some people don't get that.

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    Molly E
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they are right. The taxi drivers should go out of their way just to learn each and every language that the passengers they dive, speak.

    Bored Moogle
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least it's not just Americans being arrogant. You can tell they are from the U.K. by the fact they said "holiday" and not "vacation".

    knittin' kitten
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you're in a foreign country guess what you are the Foreigner. How the hell do you think that they are when you're where they live? 100% of the foreign countries you go to we'll have foreign people to you in it. I know it's hard to believe but I wouldn't kid you

    Rowlie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too many Spanish in Spain- would not recommend

    Sandy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    learn some basic Spanish to get by on then

    Smiley Rie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do I suspect these people were American? And possibly came off a cruise ship for a brief shore excursion? Experience has made me cynical I guess

    Chris Miilu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't go on 'holiday', Brits do. We go on vacation.

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    未周 陸
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stay-Cation should have been taken, should it NOT?!

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    Viviane Katz
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid, my parents would look a brochures. The pictures lied. Every damn time. Get there and the sand wasn't white and the grass wasn't black and people weren't shades of gray. On a positive note, we didn't stand out by being in colour.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next time, go to White Sands in New Mexico. Then complain because there is no ocean.

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe there is a reason it's yellow.. 0.0 ...Don't play in the yellow sand!!!

    Id row
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These comments are like a car accident; painful to watch, but I can't look away.

    Harleen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was white before people started to pee in the water

    Kadriliis Kõlar
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That I actually kind of understand. The beaches with white sand are way more desirable, unique and gorgeous. Yellow sand is everywhere.

    Brian Geppert
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know... This one is kind of legit. No one wants ugly sand...

    Kristina Cowan
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry ma'am, that was pee, we'll just clean that right away, ma'am!

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    Molly E
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was the water too thin?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he drink the water in the finger bowl?

    Jo Bebe
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My tour guide had a group that complained about one of the best wines in Italy.....turned out they were drinking straight vinegar ....... lmao some people !!!!

    Kanga9ine
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well. He didn't think the finger bowl was thick enough. Sound like Goldilocks just didn't find baby bears soup this time.

    Andrea Delden
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This deserves a face palm! Doh! 🙄🖐🏼

    3xtr3m3
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would you like some actual soup with that gravy?

    Grace Wiebe
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This the only one I believe so far.

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    Rowlie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have solved it by pushing them into the water to wait for boat's arrival

    Dana
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, outside doesn't have air conditioning?! Who knew?!?!

    moeless
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should come in winter. The AC is awesome then!

    My O My
    Community Member
    Premium
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try iceland next time 😉

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    #20

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    Rowlie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thoughts and prayers

    Beth Arriaga
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg your comment just made me ruin a perfectly good magazine as I spit out my soda! Hilarious. Oh wait, I think I'll complain to Bored Panda for being overly funny as to cause unexpected reactions and laughter. Maybe I can sue too!

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    Wesley Liford
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why don't you take 5 minutes to read it at the resort?

    Molly E
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And waste perfectly good time to do nothing????

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    knittin' kitten
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surprised with a comment so dumb that they can read anyway

    Kanga9ine
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I took a tour on a bus and no one wanted to get off for fear of losing their seat. They missed a really interesting morning. I was sure to show off the great plate I made from, GASP, THE UNIVERSAL MATING CALL.......FREE FOOD!!!!!

    Zeyad Magdy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    read it before or after the bus ride maybe

    Me!
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who are these people complaining to exactly?

    marmitejim
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait until you get there to find out what's going on..... The magical mystery tour.

    Max L.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think a perfect condition of the road wouldn't have been of any help.

    Chris_the_Creative
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know... maybe read up on the area before the bus ride to the hotel.. or after.. or basically anytime when you weren't on the bus. Like what?

    Anonymous
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    uh, read the brochure at the resort? i mean you can use some time to re-read it?

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    #21

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    Foxxy
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You would hate it in Australia. Shops open 9am - 5:30pm Monday to Friday except late night shopping one day a week, which finishes at 9 pm. Saturday is 9-5 and Sunday is 11-5. Although supermarkets are open from 7 am - 9pm mon to fri.

    Kay Cee
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's awesome. At least the employees get to have a life

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    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a couple complain to me that they couldn't buy beer because our store policy was to lock the booze up 15 minutes before the state cut off time of 2am. The coolers would be reopened at 6am. So the customers had 19 hours and 45 minutes to get to the store to buy their booze. I'm sorry..if you can't squeeze in enough time between your reruns of Jerry Springer and Monster Truck Rallys to come buy your beer...that's not my problem.

    J Doe
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont drink but I can understand the access issue if let's say RX drugs...and just go to Walmart

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    Zoe's Mom
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The U.S. would have happier employees if we did this. Puerto Vallarta has this done right. Spain does somewhat the same. All the stores were closed on Sunday when we went to visit. You adapt and adjust.

    Lisa Hilyer
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The US would have happier humans if half of our economy wasn't based on gross consumerism, and the social embrace of greed. It has cost America her empathy.

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    Bluebell Rizzi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha, this person would die in Spain

    Jason Doakes
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And let me guess, it was also too hot during siesta time, you could barely breath. Wouldn't it be a good idea to just take a nap during that time? You should tell them.

    Molly E
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have it the same in hawaii. You are not gonna die if you don't find the perfect heels.

    Rowlie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sometimes need to buy things at night- shopkeepers should not sleep then either

    Chris Sprucefield
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You come live in a hot climate, and you would understand the need for the "siesta" during your first day, second, latest... Locals do not have to comply to tourists - tourists has to accept the customs of the locals...

    Kimberly Koch
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps she should be banned from international travel

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    #22

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    Christopher Rhind
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ginger Nuts likely the nickname the shop keepers had for these tourists.

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then don't come to the American South. You walk into any convenience store looking for biscuits and you're going to get a savory bread that resembles a scone with either sausage stuffed in it or sausage gravy poured over it....

    Kristy P
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Northern, too! But, you may or may not get the gravy:-)

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    Magic567
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but cause no way uh wow why iehhhh i cant properly form any words

    Id row
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it should be explained that different places have different items. I don't even know wtf a custard cream or ginger nuts are.

    Sandy Clark
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My goldens and Shelties think Milk Bones are yummy and proper.

    Jhoa
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At last a valid complaint! ;D

    amanda strachan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be British..... Bring your own next time or holiday in Blackpool!

    Huib van Wees (hvwees)
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it should be explained that the food in other countries are not like home....

    Doris Peressin
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just stay home and get some rest. Or adapt to local habits

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    #23

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    Foxxy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist, they were the noisy and unruly guests.

    David Jeu
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tour operator: im sorry sir, but i didn't knew you were coming

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What..were they napping on the tour? Maybe the operator can make up for it by singing you a lullaby.....

    Martyna Ra
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just finished to watch movie created by true events ''Hotel Mumbai"... Comparing that events with this complaining...No words. First world problems and empty people.

    Nastassia McDaniel
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone of these makes me hate everyone

    Judith Bartz
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There can't possibly be this many idiots who travel.No wonder places will take your money and laugh when you leave.

    Molly E
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Other passengers: thanks so much! Them: i can't believe you had the nerve to explain to us that some people are just jerks!!!!

    BramTheBlackpoolFan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The force is strong with this one..😂😂

    Stephanie Anne
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone asking if people can be this stupid have most likely never worked a customer service job. Or had a really, REALLY good experience if they did.

    Ana M
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where are you going to? A Convent?

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