You might remember HipDict, the crowdsourced dictionary that defines what we’re really saying when we use everyday words, or maybe you’re already following it. The account on Instagram is still going strong with over 2 million followers and enough submissions to post every day.

HipDict has gained its large following by telling it like it really is... or, well, like it really is for someone out there on Instagram, if some of the definitions have you scratching your head.

After all, the content posted by the account is user-submitted, which means that you too can send them a message offering up your best definitions if you’re feeling inspired after reading this list.

Here are some of our picks, scroll down and upvote your favorites!

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Monday
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1 year ago

The only place where it's possible to poop in comfort

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Foxxy
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1 year ago

So very true.

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Kjorn
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1 year ago

i like this one

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HipDict isn’t the first platform compiling how we bend language to our liking. In the 00s, the crowdsourced dictionary format took off with Urban Dictionary, which, over its 20-year lifespan, has served as a repository for everything from slang definitions that have been presented to juries in a court of law, to incomprehensible inside jokes.

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Daria Z
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1 year ago

Guilty.

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Monday
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1 year ago

Teacher "notice how the school bully went from misfortune to misfortune and eventually died a terrible death. The author did this to show that wicked deeds always catch up to you in the end. Author "Actually I just hated that character and her suffering made me happy".

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Monday
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1 year ago

...As an older sibling I find this accurate.

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Most of the entries on HipDict, in contrast, seem almost like a reversal of the dictionary format, where the humor is in the definitions: experiences we associate with mundane concepts.

And just like the platforms before it that let us show how we use our creative license with language, it functions mostly as a place for expressing opinions or observations in a recognizable format.

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Ben Smith
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1 year ago

I’ve always understood it to mean “Actually I’m not fine. And if you Don’t know why you’re in trouble.”

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Monday
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1 year ago

Also "I've realized having this argument with you is pointless since you're too stupid to understand logic".

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Rowlie
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1 year ago

True

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While it is styled like a dictionary in the broadest sense, you might end up covering your eyes and screaming if you look at it with any background in lexicography (that’s not a verb… starting a definition with ‘when’? Oh dear g-)

But that’s okay. If these entries make you laugh and want to submit your own, HipDict has done its job.

Keep scrolling for more of our picks!

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ƒιѕн
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1 year ago

I use this alot with my employees

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Ben Smith
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1 year ago

100% accurate, lol

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Kaisu
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1 year ago (edited)

Am I the only person in the world who doesn't find him attractive? He seems like a really nice and generous person, but I personally am not attracted to him

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Gonzalo Terán
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1 year ago

Yep, totally.

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Kjorn
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1 year ago

it's years since i experienced happiness

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My O My
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1 year ago

Suprise for two

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Rowlie
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1 year ago

K.

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Christie Wright
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1 year ago

Omg so true.

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A B C
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1 year ago

Don't know about Instagram, but for the fridge it's so true

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Rowlie
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1 year ago

We do

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Foxxy
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1 year ago

All the bloody time.

Malia Jeffers
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1 year ago

I read this in a British accent and then I remembered you’re Aussie (right?) and I was like, whoops!

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lailyfnoor
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1 year ago

and the other lie is "I am going to on diet tomorrow"

Unicornstar
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1 year ago

My other big lie is I'll clean up the house properly tomorrow.

TheViolinJedi
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1 year ago

I told myself this. Now it’s 4:52 am.

Night Owl
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1 year ago

Guilty (especially if there's something important scheduled for the next day)

Christie Wright
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1 year ago

Only when I have to get up early.

troufaki13
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1 year ago

I usually fall asleep on the couch so this doesn't apply to me :/

tuzdayschild
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1 year ago

Every night...why!!!

Master Markus
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1 year ago

Sometimes I do it, but then I end up waking up at like, 11 or so and I can't get back to sleep as easily.

Nia Loves Art
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1 year ago

The runner up is “I’m going to do my homework.”

Musashi
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1 year ago

Not the biggest lie by far. The biggest would be something like "I can nail this exam without studying," or "All this can wait until later." Sleep is just sleep.

★Magdaléna★
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1 year ago

me. rn.

Miklós Nagy
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1 year ago

Except in night shift.

Lisa Carmody
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1 year ago

That, and "another glass of wine won't hurt".

Tara
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1 year ago

They’re onto me...

D. Pitbull
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1 year ago

Oh jeebus. I'm ... I'm living this right now...

Iristheavocado
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1 year ago

Especially on Sundays.

Berengaria Adams
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1 year ago

Just got called out doing exactly that oh boy

Kathy Baylis
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1 year ago

Well, you may get into bed early, but end up awake until 3am either binge-watching something or going down an internet rabbit hole.

Molly Block
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1 year ago

This is not a lie. I go to bed around 9 pm.

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Kaisu
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1 year ago

Also saying "we should hang out soon!" but then never hanging out

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Monday
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1 year ago

I like this one.

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Monday
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1 year ago

The most versatile of all words.

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MsM
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1 year ago

K.

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Kaisu
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1 year ago

"Oh you're going this way too. Haha what a coincidence..."

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Kaisu
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1 year ago

Why would anyone ever tell anyone this? If you're concerned about someone being too tired, you should just say they seem tired

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Jon S.
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1 year ago

It cannot buy happiness, but it can sure stop you from suffering several kinds of misery!

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Christie Wright
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1 year ago

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Already saw that. Get some original material. My friends appreciate my candor.

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Liam Walsh
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1 year ago

US. UK - Maths.

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Marilyn Holt
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1 year ago

Usually pronounced 'nomee"

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