People Cannot Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 45 Of The Best Ones This Week (New Pics)

Colin L 5 years ago

Imagine having a more functional government now...

12points

Don Flynn 5 years ago

One moron at work told me that he didn't vote in the presidential election in 2016 "to send a message" I told him the only message that could send is that he is f'n moron...

38points

kurisutofu 5 years ago

Joke aside, I've been asking the same question. I've been reading so many of those news articles, blogs, even here on BP where people find it so hard to be confined and I'm like "what's so hard?!", it's just staying home! Sleep, watch TV, surf the web, read a book etc, it's not that hard!

12points

Mariamne62bgl 5 years ago

Very true. It's not hard at all but I feel for the people to whom home is not a home but a place from which to escape. For myself, I am grateful that I have a home where I'm happy.

3points

Jill Ferguson 5 years ago

B U R N 🔥🔥

5points

CR Harvey 5 years ago

Oh, so true.

5points

Hans 5 years ago

Ouch

4points

Sherry Hart 5 years ago (edited)

Truth hurts!!! People complain when they are at work and when they have to go to work......we get attitudes and NO customer service.......NOW they are complaining because they have to stay home. I just don’t get it! 🤦🏽‍♀️

3points

OogieBoogie 5 years ago

Drops the microphone !

3points

Kayden Yan 5 years ago

clap clap clap

2points

Raine Soo 5 years ago

Feel the burn...

2points

Unfortunately, we can't eliminate stress and anxiety from our lives. Especially during these uncertain times. We can, however, develop skills to manage them. "A sense of humor can be an amazing line of defense when it comes to coping with stress," Elizabeth Scott, MS, who's a wellness coach specializing in stress management and quality of life, wrote in Very Well Mind.

"Developing a sense of humor about life's challenges is a great place to start," Scott said. "A sense of humor will help you to build resilience to stress as well as improve your overall physical and emotional health. It will also enable you to bond with others, look at things in a different way, normalize your experience, and keep your relationships strong."

#2

Things Like This Should Stop.

Final score:

620points

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Matthew Smith 5 years ago

This should be number one.

109points

Da Coconut Nut 5 years ago

It's number two now.

5points

Sara Chrisman 5 years ago

599 upvotes...

1point

Flibbel's Follies 5 years ago

Same here and we don't even have socialized medicine.

1point

Joyce Berman 5 years ago

I agree. Most of those ads are just self-serving.

1point

kathryn stretton 5 years ago

They are not bothered about being appreciated, or being heros. They are doing their jib, with compassion. Which they signed up for. They didn't sign up to die becsuse of no ppe which uk government deprived them of.

1point

Lucy Bell 5 years ago

No truer words have been spoken

1point

Dutch VanZandt 5 years ago

I vote for all care workers to be given an immediate, significant rise in wages...

1point

mickey 5 years ago

This is so true EVERYONE SHARE THIS!!!!!

1point

Aileen Grist 5 years ago

Watching the government hand clapping the necessary workers is a joke too - pay them more - swap salary amounts with them.

0points

Dorothy Cloud 5 years ago

If you pay attention, you'll see a lot of waste. Sad.

0points

So, if we're already doing everything in our power to get through the pandemic, chances are that joking about it will only make things better.

"When you're in the middle of a difficult situation, it can seem overwhelming. Taking a step back, however, and viewing your situation as an observer can help you see your situation with a new lens. This is called reframing—and it works," Scott said.

#3

And Claratin Please.

Final score:

586points

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Hunter Bradley 5 years ago

Bang bang bang FBI open up

52points

okpkpkp 5 years ago

I think they only use two BANGS.

4points

Jim Ellington 5 years ago

My inhaler costs over $480. You used to be able to buy them over-the-counter or off store shelves for about $15.

5points

Kanga9ine 5 years ago

Please tell me it doesn't contain Trumps wonder drug he has stock in.

1point

Amy Anderson 5 years ago

Yeah, The feds can put a guy in jail for 30 years for trying to make a fortune selling masks, but totally ignore a company that is gauging those that need the insulin. What a country, what an administration!

3points

kathryn stretton 5 years ago

All american pharm companies do the same, all the time. They are encouraged.

3points

Kanga9ine 5 years ago

How does someone get 5,000 boxes of anything without somebody thinking it's odd. And how do you lug that many boxes into the house. I'd love to know the backstory on this one. FBI.

2points

Tovah Roche 5 years ago

I'm going to say they had inside help from a parcel delivery driver. When my next door neighbor was producing meth, he'd ordered hundreds of boxes of Sudefed from across the border. His mate worked for UPS and he would intercept the packages before customs had the opportunity to inspect it. The friend would prepare the package to be delivered as usual. I should mention they collected their stockpile over a period of time so it didn't look suspicious. The men above might have done the same.

0points

Dorothy Cloud 5 years ago

True, true, true. The RX manufacturers are basically making a killing. It is shameful.

1point

Steve Cruz 5 years ago

Colorado's new Governor, Jared Polis, signed into law a cap on insurance co-pays: maximum $100, insurance companies must pay the rest. The reason for this: insurance companies will pressure pharma providers to drastically lower prices, and in Colorado uninsured people cannot be charged more than 16.8% more what insurance pays for pharmaceuticals.

1point

Steve Cruz 5 years ago

BUST THE F.D.A. ON THE INSULIN SCAM! Insulin was discovered in 1922, was approved for medical use in the U.S. in 1925. There are still no generics available because the FDA approves slight changes in formulation and forbids distribution of prior versions. (Makes me wonder how many politicians have investments in insulin companies.)

1point

Philly Bob Squires 5 years ago

Brooklyn man didn't have lobbyists in Washington...

1point

Garth Robinson 5 years ago

He wasn't Chinese was he?, I heard they bought up over two billion of them before telling the world about CCP - 19

1point

#4

Funny-Coronavirus-Jokes

Final score:

562points

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mph seti 5 years ago

Truth. The real question is: "Are we going to do anything about it?" Step one would be to vote out Trump, Mitch, and the rest of the GOP come November.

133points

Dat Bored Pugtato =0= 5 years ago

All I can say is screw electoral college =)

9points

Michael Mattei 5 years ago

You ain't getting anywhere close to step 1. Strap in for 4 more years of Keeping America Great.

5points

Diane Jones 5 years ago

The solution would be to vote out everyone and start fresh. And have term limits for all of them.

2points

N S 5 years ago

Just a reminder that it was Obama that introduced Quantitive Easing thereby leveraging the biggest upward redistribution of wealth following the 2009 financial crisis. So dont be fooled. The Democrats are no better. America is in deep sh** really.

1point

Sandra Llewelyn 5 years ago

The rest of the world is not holding it's breath on that one - but it would be amazing news.

0points

Christy Smith 5 years ago

You've met the common senseless, horrible judgement ppl in this Country, right? Morons hired the king moron, plus Republicans admit that they don't want ppl to have the ability to mail in votes because "Republicans would never win again". This Country sucks herpes infected c***s where corporations & the NRA run the Country, & ppl like Trump get in Office do to other Countries help scam the whole voting ordeal. I'm buying everyone drinks if Trump drops dead from the corona virus, extra drinks if he takes Mitch, along w/the 3 nightmare seeds he calls his kids with him.

0points

Leah Helbig 5 years ago

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Agnes Jekyll 5 years ago

This isn't funny--it's utterly true.

9points

CatWoman312 5 years ago

What’s amazing is hundreds of companies scramble to let people work from home when we damn well could have been doing that all along.

5points

Camil Gagnon 5 years ago

If Trump gets reelected in November, that should do enough to finish the job.

2points

Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago

I was actually shocked to discover that the US has approx 1/3 of whole worlds covid-19 cases. The amount of people with positive cases of Coronavirus is almost double the population of my whole state. Yet there are people rallying/protesting in the streets to stop isolation etc. I am so lucky that I live in a country where cases are as low as they are. In SA we have had ZERO new cases in about 6 days. The total amount of positive cases is 438. Even though it is very low many people are still not sending their kids to school, including myself. At least for the next 2 weeks and the we will reevaluate and make a decision. Sorry I went on a bit of a tangeant.

2points

Aragorn II Elessar 5 years ago

Confirmed cases though. I’m sure China has way more that they’re not testing, or not telling the world

6points

CR Harvey 5 years ago

This true. Held it up to glafing lights..... and was ignored

2points

Steve Cruz 5 years ago

Isn't it astonishing how morons from the Oval Office through state and local politicians are trying to blame OBAMA?

1point

Christine M Quigley 5 years ago

1/3rd of the country feels it all about them- me! me! me! 2/3rds of the country is trying to stop the spread, since they realize it's not about 'them', it's about 'we'. WE"RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER! As an RN, I think what is so scary about this virus is how contagious it is. Even the flu doesn't spread this easily. You don't think it's real, till it hits your friend/family/neighbor. Some of us have taken on the moral character of Trump, which is the hell with the rest of you, it's all about me..Selfish and self centered... One fallout that may happen after this pandemic calms down is how many health care workers will quit. They're going through a 'war' of sorts, and then to see idiots want to open things up is very disheartening. Keep that in mind the next time you watch those protestors.

1point

Jim Ellington 5 years ago

Yeah, the minds of the media-consuming masses.

1point

William McGivney 5 years ago

Amen, WH gave the okay this morning for fed-gov to prepare for a presidential transition next year 2021.

1point

Tovah Roche 5 years ago

That was nice of the WH to give his blessing for the government to fulfill their sworn obligation to UPHOLD THE U.S. CONSTITUTION.

0points

#5

Well There It Is

Final score:

551points

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El muerto 5 years ago

wars are not on hold!!

65points

RaroaRaroa 5 years ago

I suspect they just appear to be on hold, to the outsider, because the news covers nothing but covid now.

13points

jo Philbin 5 years ago

Wars are very much not on hold!!!

12points

Emperor Kitten 5 years ago

And that's not how proof works

5points

Carmen Stanca 5 years ago

The one in Yemen is! Even Saudi Arabia said: "let's take a step back!".

1point

SciFi Vortex 5 years ago (edited)

Fu*k you! Take this ... "Bang!".

0points

Susan Westmoreland 5 years ago

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-1point

Martha Meyer 5 years ago

We wish they were...

14points

Hunter Bradley 5 years ago

agreed

4points

Liz Karsa 5 years ago

Actually bombs are being dropped on Libya as I type this so, no.

5points

Andrew Gibb 5 years ago

Perhaps we could invest in a future with medical aid for all and without war?

4points

Nathan Jones 5 years ago

Sounds good, but here in reality that's not possible.

0points

Michael Mattei 5 years ago

Wrong, theres plenty of mayhem going on.

1point

Donovan Strader 5 years ago

Why isnt this number one

1point

Luisa Vasconcelos 5 years ago

Wars are not on hold because a group of people still need to sell their products : weapons and more weapons, all kind and sizes.

1point

DYspLay ARt 5 years ago

LMAO!!!!!!!!

0points

cat man 5 years ago

see

0points

Your Mother 5 years ago

This is so TRUE

0points

#6

Funny-Coronavirus-Jokes

Final score:

525points

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Donna Rakowiecki 5 years ago

He's is one to watch. He's going places dad

125points

fuggnuggins 5 years ago

To the movies?

0points

David Wong 5 years ago

Some big business is going on.

11points

Hans 5 years ago

This kid will make it! Kudos.

9points

William McGivney 5 years ago

Sweet

4points

TheHerplover 5 years ago

Nice gaming gear

4points

Terd Fergison 5 years ago

Look at a ll of the cheeto dust on that mouse pad ;-)

3points

Natalie Welday 5 years ago

lol

0points

okpkpkp 5 years ago

Is he wearing pants?

2points

eli 5 years ago

he's an elite seven year old

2points

Alfoz Littlezzz 5 years ago

That kid has a better computer than I do!

1point

Carole Hamilton 5 years ago

cool kid

1point

#7

Funny-Coronavirus-Jokes

Final score:

514points

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Martha Meyer 5 years ago

THIS.SO.MUCH

23points

CR Harvey 5 years ago

Yes, I feel you. I really hate that.

7points

JazzyRuns12 5 years ago

Me too...it’s very inconvenient!

3points

MissT 5 years ago

I read everywhere that if you rub your glasses with soap and wipe them off until they are clear again without rinsing the soap.... this prevents the fogging. I use contacts so I haven't tested it, so one of you try and report back, plz hehe.

5points

Sally Patterson 5 years ago

I heard it was wash your lenses in soapy water and wipe them off.

0points

Rebekah 5 years ago

THIS!!!! I've been wondering if it was just me.

4points

Japper Jones 5 years ago

I totally feel you.

4points

Ireland Gacha 5 years ago

I have glasses. This sucks.

4points

Brandy Grote 5 years ago

Fold a little piece of paper towel and stick it at the top of the mask. It absorbs extra moisture and helps with fogging

3points

Virginia Anziani 5 years ago

I'll tell my husband to try this. I'm tired of hearing him complaining. I get it, but you still gotta wear the mask!

0points

CatWoman312 5 years ago

Try living in the southern US in the summer. That’s everyday the moment you walk outside

3points

Meyer Weinstock 5 years ago

that's why I moved from the Confederacy back to California

0points

Jessica Roberts 5 years ago

oh yeah well your right it was even worse in winter

1point

sebメタリカピンボールマシン 5 years ago

ow

1point

#8

Taking That Medicine

Final score:

500points

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Jean Schweibish 5 years ago

The Best.

61points

jevais 5 years ago (edited)

Michael Mattei facts prove you re wrong, parrots are more intelligent than you.

0points

Catlady6000 5 years ago

Frankly, to me a lot of his horrific suggestions don't come across as either serious or sarcasm. He has a thought that in that second seems like it might work, so he blurts it out without thinking it through. Much like when a group of people are brainstorming ideas. I have at times done this myself. He just really, really needs to learn to think before he's speaks........Hahahahahaha. Think before he speaks. Sometimes I just crack myself up:D

13points

KT Trondsen 5 years ago

Okay we've all had those moments, but to even think injecting household chemicals is safe to suggest such a thing? That is really dumb

12points

Catlady6000 5 years ago

He was not wrong, though, it would do a tremendous number on the lungs. Even more tremendous-er than Corona.;/

10points

J-Yogi-Temp-Mom 5 years ago

I hope all his followers are following directions!!

4points

Josh Drye 5 years ago

Because you like to see people die?? What a great person you are

-1point

Steve Cruz 5 years ago

Part of me wanted all Trumpers to get on an I.V. drip of cleansers and die. The other part of me KNOWS that Trumper idiots are cruel and stupid, and would victimize children and vulnerable people..

3points

George Hughey 5 years ago

That sizzling sound means it's working!!

3points

Sandra Llewelyn 5 years ago

But he didn't say that , 'it was sarcasm' - what a prize prawn he is

2points

kathryn stretton 5 years ago

Blame Cina, WHO, or Look, a squrrel!

2points

CatWoman312 5 years ago

He didn’t actually say to inject yourself. He just asked a scientist if it was possible. Not a fan of his, but the media really had a field day changing his words around on that. I don’t see why doing that isn’t illegal

2points

Jim Ellington 5 years ago

It's not that much of a leap from chemotherapy, actually.

1point

Grumble O'Pug 5 years ago

geordie!

2points

#9

Funny-Coronavirus-Jokes

Final score:

498points

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desert29rat 5 years ago

But very supportive.

235points

TheHerplover 5 years ago

I see what yah did there

9points

Kate S 5 years ago

Feline back rub is very effective

4points

RitaGG 5 years ago

Literally! :-)

2points

Paul K. Johnson 5 years ago

And you can cuddle with your co-worker during work hours without getting sent to HR.

10points

Catlady6000 5 years ago

And rub his tummy

1point

Erin Premium 5 years ago

My coworker is so lazy that he doesn't even attempt to hide the fact that he is sleeping anymore. He just lays in a chair and snores.

7points

Isaac Harvey 5 years ago

Who is talking? The cat or the human?

5points

Hańka 5 years ago

But so sweet :)

5points

Missy Barton 5 years ago

My coworker just sits on the floor and stares at me.

4points

Destiny Rose 5 years ago

At least he/she has your back.

3points

Raine Soo 5 years ago

This is the best kind of co-worker.

2points

Barn Owl 5 years ago

Which one? The feline is being very productive.

1point

kathryn stretton 5 years ago

Haha. Was needing this one after the serious ones above.

1point

#10

Funny-Coronavirus-Jokes

Final score:

489points

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Brandy Grote 5 years ago

Karen vs Carin'

11points

error_404_user_not_found 5 years ago

YES

1point

CatWoman312 5 years ago

No one will speak up, but all the protestors are white. You have people of color protesting against police brutality or women protesting against having equal wages and rights and then you have white people needing their haircuts now. As a white person, this is embarrassing, hypocritical, and just flat out disgusting.

6points

Kjorn 5 years ago

the protester should be put down.

4points

Gretal S 5 years ago

Wow that's a bit harsh

0points

Steve Cruz 5 years ago

New name for "protesters" -- the FLU KLUX KLAN

3points

LittleMissPanda 5 years ago

Anyone else wants to go to that lady and give her a razor shave? No, just me? Ok

3points

Maureen Bocardo 5 years ago

🦅🇺🇸🌵🇲🇽🍁🇨🇦☘️🇨🇮🦅🇺🇸 Cut your own hair if it's bothering you so much. Who's going to see you if shelter in place and avoid contact with others. I cut my own hair and my son hasn't even noticed it yet. Look at this way. You're saving a bunch of money. When this is over, you can get the entire spa treatment with the savings.

2points

backatya 5 years ago

Your son hasn't noticed your hair because he's a dude lol. I bet your husband didn't notice either. Just a joke on the males even though I'm a male lol

0points

Maiun 5 years ago

Can someone explain the sign behind the nurse please?

2points

Joseph O'Reilly 5 years ago

Idiot anti-vaxxers spouting b******t about stuff that, and I cannot stress this enough, is NOT in vaccines

1point

J Rob 5 years ago

Why was it assumed the health care worker is a nurse?

2points

Fulllength 5 years ago

Because the original post stated it as so

6points

Ash Apple 5 years ago

There was an article about her online a few days after the protest. She is most definitely a nurse

3points

Keley Babs 5 years ago

It's 2020.... the equation of "female + scrubs = nurse" is outdated and sexist and infuriates me! I get that all the time and it hurts so badly!! I spent 11 years of my life sacrificing my personal life for education and training only for people (in the hospital and out of the hospital) to jump straight to "you must be a nurse" just because I have long hair and boobs

2points

Keley Babs 5 years ago

J ROB!!!! YES!!! THANK YOU!!! EXACTLY!!!

0points

Susan Parrish 5 years ago

Karen is a dumbass

1point

Keley Babs 5 years ago

HOW DO WE KNOW INDIVIDUAL ON LEFT IS A NURSE?!? She COULD actually be a (wait for it).... DOCTOR?!?

1point

backatya 5 years ago

Oh common don't get petty. It doesn't make a difference. She's out their standing for what she believes in. That's what matters. Take your equal rights women are smarter rants somewhere else.

0points

#11

Not Mine Still Funny As Hell

Final score:

473points

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Tami Bridges 5 years ago

woopsie doodle is funnier than it should have been lol...i blame the time of day

100points

Marshk 5 years ago

Wait I agree. The comment in and of itself is funny but Woopsie doodle unexpectedly made me laugh XD

13points

Lucas 5 years ago

Er, no. This is not homophobic. He's being sarcastic.

14points

Mona Khadra 5 years ago

People don't understand sarcasm.

6points

Stephen Cotton 5 years ago

So when it is on the "Make everyone gay" setting - doe people that are already gay - become more fabulous?

4points

backatya 5 years ago

No just more queer and sickening to see

-1point

Kid 2 5 years ago

Well if we had just skipped straight to 6G like technical super genius Trump had suggested...

2points

Sergio Bicerra 5 years ago

I'll just draw a 1 next to the 5, instant 15G man!

1point

Paul K. Johnson 5 years ago

Don't worry. The Gay Bandidos got your back.

2points

SciFi Vortex 5 years ago

Oh, you b***h!

1point

kathryn stretton 5 years ago

I feel funny. Your fault then? Oh well. Never mind.

1point

George Hughey 5 years ago

Please, give lil donnie a phone before you fix it! Oh yeah! Ivanka called, she asks that he can keep when you turn the gay back on. You know, so he'll leave her alone!

1point

CatWoman312 5 years ago

What is 5g field?

1point

Aria Whitaker 5 years ago

5G...as in the cell phone and internet capacity??

0points

Bradford Johnson 5 years ago

ALL OF THIS! i stupidly engaged several people about this on FB. MISTAKE!

1point

#12

Funny-Coronavirus-Jokes

Final score:

466points

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desert29rat 5 years ago

Good answer.

67points

Tiffany Marie 5 years ago

I'm 14 months sober.. Not one time did I get a craving to break my sobriety during this lock down. Not worth it. ... If I ended up with a hospital bill from getting sick and have no insurance, then might be a different story.

25points

Chris Jones 5 years ago

Well done you!

11points

earringnut 5 years ago

Very well done. 👍

7points

Jenna Bois 5 years ago

That's awesome!

5points

Sherry Hart 5 years ago (edited)

Congrats!!! 👏🏼🎉 Yep, same!

4points

Stu Mountjoy 5 years ago

I used to be addicted to pokie (not pokemon) machines - if this lock-down had happened in 2009 I would be climbing the walls, cos the pubs are CLOSED, LOL. But I've been sober since 2010

1point

DYspLay ARt 5 years ago

Good job!

0points

Mark 5 years ago

They should have had boxes for bleach and disinfectant as well ;)

4points

kathryn stretton 5 years ago

Defsinutely yo.

3points

Anja Schmidt 5 years ago

XD

0points

Max Han 5 years ago

The real question should be "Are you drinking while answering this question"

3points

Sherry Hart 5 years ago

✅ 3rd box......Hell YES!

2points

Iris 5 years ago

😂😂😂

2points

alwaysMispelled 5 years ago

They're so drunk they missed the boxes entirely

1point

Stephen Joslyn 5 years ago

I'm not drinking anymore, ................not drinking any less either!

1point

Maureen Bocardo 5 years ago

🦅🇺🇸🌵🇲🇽🍁🇨🇦☘️🇨🇮🦅🇺🇸 I don't drink. I'm loving this social distancing. I'm both agoraphobic and anti-social. I don't even have to keep the appointments with my shrink or any other doctors. I have the perfect excuse to avoid all family get togethers.

1point

Ann O'Riley 5 years ago

Iz their az forth choise?

1point

#13

The Count Of Monte Cristo Is A Good Movie

Final score:

435points

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Tiny Dynamine 5 years ago

I'm currently reading the book. It is brilliant. A good one for lockdown as it's 895 pages!

51points

Lea S. 5 years ago

Which book?

10points

arjelio mas 5 years ago

Just wait until you get done and discover there are two of those.

1point

Sasha Ross 5 years ago

Im currently rereading LOTR and im reading a really old book I found in my book stash called Wyrms(its surprisingly good)

1point

Flibbel's Follies 5 years ago

895? Who's got that kind of time?

0points

Sasha Titus 5 years ago

Absolutely!

0points

Isle_of_stressed_pilots 5 years ago

I had to read the book and watch the movie for french class lolll

0points

EA 5 years ago

Same! (: I had no idea he also wrote man in the iron mask. That’s on my lockdown reading list too

0points

Seabeast 5 years ago

Counting flowers on the wall, that don't bother me at all. Playing solitaire 'til dawn, with a pack of 51...

2points

Donna Rakowiecki 5 years ago

You really need to of seen the movie the Count of Monte Christo to understand this I did it was good

2points

Why? 5 years ago

Did Invisible User try to insult you with a compliment? You intellectual you! ;-)

1point

Craig Lee 5 years ago

Huh? I don't understand what you're getting at. Of course you need to have some basic knowledge of something to understand what it means.

0points

Invisible User 5 years ago

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Franco 5 years ago

Here in Italy after 7 weeks of lockdown I'm teaching stones not to stop me when I speak

1point

anubhuti vyas 5 years ago

@tiny dynamime First book I read as a child, got me hooked to reading..

1point

O'Hara Pelaez 5 years ago

Count of Monte Cristo! OMG!!! Totally cracked up on this one!

1point

Linda HS 5 years ago

Excellent book! Excellent

1point

Courtney LeDroit 5 years ago

I love the movie. Need to get the book.

0points

Your Mother 5 years ago

Watched this a day ago, a really good movie 🎥

0points

Christine Ladyman 5 years ago

😂😂

0points

#14

Funny-Coronavirus-Jokes

Final score:

424points

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Hans 5 years ago

I need that "dog". Would pet (and send after my foes). Where to order?

110points

Ireland Gacha 5 years ago

Https:/horrifyingman-eatingpets.com/dog/dragonish/golden-and-blue-dog-dragon/?cid=5 Notice there is only one forward slash. It is very old but very trustworthy. I bought the SIlver and purple cat dragon, and it ate my enemies.

14points

Katya Whittaker 5 years ago

Dragons Den presumably

4points

seriously tho 5 years ago

Amazon, obviously, thats where it came from!

2points

Asia 5 years ago

Aliexpress 🤣

2points

Tom Hardeveld 5 years ago

Wish, Might look different tho

1point

Hedwig 5 years ago

I got a blue and black fox griffin, it destroyed all of my enemies in a day! 10/10, would order to murder again.

0points

Ace 5 years ago

Same

0points

JuJu 5 years ago

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0points

Michelle C 5 years ago

If only I could find a horned dog snake dragon on Amazon....I'd send it to my mother, remind her that I can still annoy her while being thousands of miles away

3points

AJu 5 years ago

Horned dog snake dragon :D

1point

Lydia Rone 5 years ago

I bought a giant t-rex costume. For no reason at all.

3points

JuJu 5 years ago

You inspired me

3points

Shauna Hicken 5 years ago

Did you ever tip you delivery drivers?

2points

it's me again 5 years ago

*busts out laughing*

1point

Anja Schmidt 5 years ago

whats that nipple on the hand? XD

1point

Victoria Swift 5 years ago

If you are board and have money to burn why not start clicking on food banks instead of Amazon to shop?

1point

grace koncsicsv 5 years ago

well said victoria!

0points

Tiffany Marie 5 years ago

This would be me.

1point

Boop 5 years ago

same tho XD

1point

GenXandEarnedItAll 5 years ago

Hahahahaha! This is great!

0points

#15

Ricky Saw That Comming

Final score:

422points

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Kateryna 5 years ago

2016...

51points

NMN 5 years ago (edited)

Yep, that's why it says above that he saw it coming

18points

Colin L 5 years ago

Voting Trump in did coincide with the Tide Pod challenge....

7points

Analyn Lahr 5 years ago

I think his diploma was purchased for a lot of money.

2points

pebs 5 years ago

In my experience, what greatly amazes non-Anglo-Saxons when they visit Anglo-Saxon countries are the assuded warnings, in fact, not to drink bleach, not to jump into the space between the platform and the train, not to use improper things to suffocate themselves etc.

2points

jevais 5 years ago

Peps hello, I totally agree with you. I had a gift shop in Switzerland and sold Swiss knives. One Usa tourist asked me how to contact the Company that made them in order to sue them in case she cut herself with the knife. I refused to sell her one. To this day I still can't understand this very unadult behavior, you are an adult then you are responsible for your actions, no.? Most of my family emigrated to the States. The last time I visited them I was most surprised to read on the microwave not to dry your dog in it. For the European that I'm this is beyond my comprehension. Sueing for a yes or no is so cheap and small. I'll never understand this very strange and sad mentality.

0points

Christine Ladyman 5 years ago

And, exactly why those labels are necessary.😢 Both, desperately depressing.😨

1point

Steve Cruz 5 years ago

Many chainsaws have warnings: DO NOT HOLD GUIDE BAR/CHAIN BETWEEN LEGS OR UNDER ARM.

1point

Ronnie Beaton 5 years ago

Much as I dislike Rickey Gervais, and really do NOT understand why people think he's funny, he makes a valid point.

1point

Daniele Ribolla 5 years ago

and it seem a joke... but it isn't.

1point

Philly Bob Squires 5 years ago

Like the tag on the wife's curling iron... "For External Use Only!" Wondering what sicko made that tag necessary... Oh... yeah... the world is full of them.

1point

kathryn stretton 5 years ago

I have news for you .....

1point

#16

Funny-Coronavirus-Jokes

Final score:

399points

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Markus Holstein 5 years ago

Far as I recall it reopened once, and that wasn't really a reopening since the original park never really went into business. And then it ran successfully for years - at least long enough for people to get *bored* with dinosaurs! - before another incident occurred.

31points

George Hughey 5 years ago

You can't wait to get back to parties, I'm guessing. So many balloons to pop! buzz kill.

7points

Rebekah 5 years ago

I think we just became best friend...

3points

Aria Whitaker 5 years ago

I think they may have been referring to the storyline in the books?

1point

Hunter Bradley 5 years ago

You could say that business was dino-SAURING

9points

Emily Barnes 5 years ago

Thank you for making me laugh

2points

Daniel Mason 5 years ago

T. rex and Trump have the same size hands too

3points

Walter Smith 5 years ago

Just realized that sitting on a toilet is the absolute best place to be if you come face to face with a t-rex.

1point

Ann Gray 5 years ago

I haven't seen all of it even once, looked like another version of King Kong,,,

1point

The Random Merp 5 years ago

Definitely better, in my opinion, would totally recommend the series, especially during this whole lockdown thing.

2points

Carole Hamilton 5 years ago

and Trump is president!

0points

Ron Mcmurray 5 years ago

Unfortunately only one Lawyer was consumed in all 5 movies. Is there a Virus lurking out there that affects onlyLawyers?

0points

Ron Mcmurray 5 years ago

But that scene with the Lawyer eaten alive should have been shown in every movie. Is there a virus lurking out there that affects only Lawyers?

0points

Logan Warner 5 years ago

true but there where jurassic parks and jurassic worlds,there different.

0points

Kristina Thomas 5 years ago

Dinosaurs have to earn a damn living somehow.

0points

#17

A Man Has To Have His Priorities

Final score:

381points

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CR Harvey 5 years ago

Never been to anti vax rally?

108points

Evil Little Thing 5 years ago

And DELIBERATELY surround myself with people who insist on using their own children to spread disease? No forking way!

19points

Pamela24 5 years ago

Most anti-vax people are vaccinated, though. Their children aren't.

8points

Colin L 5 years ago

I fear what the anti-vaxx folks will do when we *do* come up with a vaccine.

8points

Parmeisan 5 years ago

Ah, but that's the right to inflict that only on someone else!

2points

Ann O'Riley 5 years ago

Or to challenge God to protect you while you are being stupid.

3points

Nea 5 years ago

When i first read about anti lockdown protests happening in US, i really thought it was some fake news.

3points

Gretal S 5 years ago

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Mark Serbian 5 years ago

Let 'em. Natural Selection...

3points

Nia Loves Art 5 years ago

They have already reproduced. It’s too late.

2points

Carole Hamilton 5 years ago

But they voted forTrump what can you expect

1point

Maureen Bocardo 5 years ago

🦅🇺🇸🌵🇲🇽🍁🇨🇦☘️🇨🇮🦅🇺🇸 Some people have nothing to do around the house. My son has completely remodeled the kitchen, dining room, and living room. He's a carpenter by trade; but, he makes all kinds of little things to sell a Xmas boutiques. He's having a blast with all the free time to pursue his hobbies. What's the matter with people who can't entertain themselves without having to complain? I guess they can't stand themselves.

1point

Grumble O'Pug 5 years ago

ooooh, owned by the truly stupid. I am so burned.....laughing so hard

1point

Alison Canterbury Long 5 years ago

Let them; fewer votes for their side....

1point

SaraFromHell 5 years ago

Haha! Omg! No truer words have been spoken!

0points

serge 5 years ago

When you thought you had seen it all. However, as Meatloaf put it; you ain't seen nothing yet. just watch as elections draw closer.

0points

#18

President Trump(Et) Explains All...

Final score:

365points

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Paul K. Johnson 5 years ago

No. He wasn't. He's an imbecile and so emotionally-r******d that he can't even take responsibility or ownership of the things he says. Trump believes that personal integrity is a flaw.

226points

Why? 5 years ago

Another obvious lie since sarcasm requires intelligence.

31points

Watching 5 years ago

This....

20points

Christy Smith 5 years ago

Calling him r******d is a slap in the face to those who are actually r******d seeing how they would still have more sense then him. We have a chance to take him out now if this virus does it's damn job ... fingers crossed, come on virus!

9points

Courtney LeDroit 5 years ago

That's what my mom said, "He was being sarcastic." I really don't think a global crisis is the time for sarcasm. And no, he was serious.

0points

DYspLay ARt 5 years ago

After his speaking, he realised what he said and then didn't wanna admit it.

0points

rycbar123 5 years ago

It takes a few bain cells to realize..we don't care..we are here to have fun.....

0points

Jessica Roberts 5 years ago

you couldnt have said it more beautifully

0points

T L Tinker 5 years ago

Paul J., you hit it right on the head, that is Trump in a nutshell. Which is probably where he came from.

0points

rycbar123 5 years ago

Can ya just leave politics out of it god dammit, I come here to relax and get away from this stuff

0points

hopie 5 years ago

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0points

Sloane Christopher 5 years ago

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Colin L 5 years ago

"Just kidding" doesn't fool anyone.

9points

Kerri Russ 5 years ago

I'll give him "thinking outloud" but I will NOT give him "sarcastic." And as "thinking outloud," he's an idiot.

9points

Stephenie Stone 5 years ago

Sarcasm has a tone. The sarcasm tone was definitely not present.

4points

kathryn stretton 5 years ago

Thick as pigshit. Sorry. Don't normally talk like that, but needs must. Sad! The biggest sad ever!! Genius sad!!

3points

Susan Westmoreland 5 years ago

Trump has ZERO common sense. Why on earth would he think that being President of The United States would maybe make people listen to what he says? Its not like he has a c**p ton of advisors, specialists, scientists or anything. Its not like he was holding press conferences that millions of people would see......

3points

Susan Parrish 5 years ago

Now we need to teach him what sarcasim is

2points

Umgreg Universe 5 years ago

Can people just quit making corona political for five minutes??? Yeah, people are dying, and maybe Trump isn't doing the best job right now as the president, but for anybody mocking him, I'd like to see you do better! (And you can't just point blames at him without some proof. If you're gonna accuse him of something, get your proof for it.)

1point

Zoey Hicks 5 years ago

No. He wasn't. He's an imbecile and so emotionally-r******d that he can't even take responsibility or ownership of the things he says. Trump believes that personal integrity is a flaw.

1point

serge 5 years ago

I do enjoy a good bit of dry wit, the occasional irony with a drizzle of sarcasm and after watching the clip over and over could not get a hint of any of it. Now either he is so subtle that only he can get it or there wasn't any. Ockham's razor applies I guess.

0points

#19

Funny-Coronavirus-Jokes

Final score:

364points

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David Wong 5 years ago

The Pentagon is releasing the trailers. Stay tuned.

89points

shinshige 5 years ago

This is the BEST comment in this whole post!

4points

Hunter Bradley 5 years ago

my birthday is in july they better be right

4points

Lucka Rakowska 5 years ago

Oh! If in July is your birthday then everyone hurry up!

0points

Marshk 5 years ago

Yes please!

2points

Mark 5 years ago (edited)

Trump below claiming "fake news!"

2points

Joseph O'Reilly 5 years ago

No guys, it's just a really cool cloud! *Hot cut to ten minutes later when the world is destroyed* Hey, uh, I was, uh, hum, being sarcastic

1point

jevais 5 years ago

Joker Trumpette the orange agent otherwise called Nepal bomb is an illegal alien 👾

1point

Sian Edwards 5 years ago

Wouldn't be surprised!

1point

Isaac Harvey 5 years ago

Be careful what you wish for.

0points

Courtney LeDroit 5 years ago

Aliens are going to come, see this sh*t show and nope on out.

0points

backatya 5 years ago

lol

0points

Caroline Overill 5 years ago

They probably heard about it and popped over with a cure. Go aliens! ……..Wot?

0points

#20

Corona Showing Some Love

Final score:

348points

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Roselyn Park 5 years ago

These two things are not mutually exclusive right now.

118points

William McGivney 5 years ago

Well said.

6points

Jovita A 5 years ago

Well, it's interesting how everyone is screaming about their rights, but forget about responsibilities too...

21points

Aragorn II Elessar 5 years ago

Gretal, you ain’t gonna keep the country running if you’re hospitalized and/or dead.

4points

Abby 5 years ago

This is a big deal. My mom is a nurse and is working many hours overtime. She is stressed. My cousin has the coronavirus and her and her fiancé have a couple month old baby (probably 3-6 months). They're all quarantined because they've all been exposed because my cousin has it. My mom usually leaves for work at 6:30-7 and comes back 7:30 sometimes later. People need to take this seriously and stop protesting and not following social distancing. Social distancing has actually helped a lot in China and now Wuhan (where this all started) has lockdown lifted. If we just followed the orders we'd be much better off

13points

Captain Awesome 5 years ago

Please please please let all the stupid people out. Eventually there will be no more stupid people.

12points

FloC 5 years ago

I am afraid that there will always be stupid people... It's like the flu, it always comes back...

15points

Agnes Jekyll 5 years ago

the problem is they will infect the innocent.

3points

Maxine McConnell 5 years ago

Thinning the herd.

1point

jevais 5 years ago (edited)

Well that would be the solution. Captain Awesome you are truely awesome. At the same time getting rid of the joker, the kkk, and his whole crew.

0points

Gretal S 5 years ago

I don't think we agree on who the stupid people are

-1point

Dorothy Parker 5 years ago

That's being arranged. Just keep doing what you're doing.

6points

Jasmin S 5 years ago

Can't let all the stupid people out, because they'll be the ones who overwhelm the healthcare system and take away resources for our loved ones who are following stay at home.

5points

Christophe Beunens 5 years ago

Actually it should be "Give me liberty so that I can give others death" The lockdown is to prevent spreading the virus, not just getting it

5points

Hunter Bradley 5 years ago

Hey shes asking for it just saying be careful for what you wish for

5points

Yvonne Blau 5 years ago

How can they even mean this seriously... I don't get it.

4points

Maureen Bocardo 5 years ago

🦅🇺🇸🌵🇲🇽🍁🇨🇦☘️🇨🇮🦅🇺🇸 Sure thing, dear. If you are bored to death at home, run out and volunteer to care for those sick with Corona. You may probably get both liberty and death.

3points

jevais 5 years ago

Maureen humans find that they need their liberty to go out as they please are selfish by nature. These people only think of themselves and will surely not volunteer to help their fellow man kind. Sad but true.

0points

#21

Funny-Coronavirus-Jokes

Final score:

337points

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Tami Bridges 5 years ago

Tiny. Baby. Jesus. That is funny!!

68points

Jovita A 5 years ago

your comment is even more funny :D

13points

Ice cube 5 years ago

bang bang I'm a cowboy

6points

CodingGirl04 5 years ago

What about home sewed masks?

4points

Pittsburgh rare 5 years ago

"Look what I've had to do because of you, damn hoarders. Just LOOK" 😂😂 At least, that's what I think when I go for groceries. Masks were impossible to get since February, so I sew ours.

4points

Reagan James 5 years ago

“Bang bang I’m a cowboy” really cracked me up.

4points

Aragorn II Elessar 5 years ago

Having lived in the Southwest, I can tell you this is accurate

2points

Maureen Bocardo 5 years ago

🦅🇺🇸🌵🇲🇽🍁🇨🇦☘️🇨🇮🦅🇺🇸 Hat on top of scarf on my head. Long jeans, long sleeve cotton shirt, bandana over my nose and mouth as well as sunglasses to protect my eyes. What's the big deal? I dress this way to harvest grapes and cherries. All those pesticides are hazardous to ones health. Everyone else working is dressed the same way.

3points

Bunzilla 5 years ago

What about those of us crafty people who sewed up their own face masks? That should be on there somewhere.

3points

Pamela24 5 years ago

I haven't realized (until I saw this chart) how uncommon it is in the US to sew yourself one. It's become the national hobby, in the Czech Republic in the past few weeks so my option isn't really there.

3points

Tina Hugh 5 years ago

So accurate.

3points

Tanya Kysel'ova 5 years ago

No, I bought it myself. Yes, for grocery. But if anybody gets near me, I swear..

2points

Hunter Bradley 5 years ago

they forgot the full gas mask with AK where did you get it iraq where you going the bank what your thinking put the money in the bag put it in sir your facing the wrong way

2points

#22

Funny-Coronavirus-Jokes

Final score:

328points

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Jozi_Bear_Arts 5 years ago

EXACTLY ON POINT

77points

BG 5 years ago

Your suitcase is too heavy for us to carry. Give us more money so it won't be too heavy.

11points

Aragorn II Elessar 5 years ago

I’m sorry, your carry-on is too heavy to go on the plane. Pay us to check it on the same plane

6points

Mario Clouâtre 5 years ago

Not too heavy to go under your seat. Too large to go in the bin. It's a safety issue.

-3points

Colin L 5 years ago

Let's discuss cancelling my connecting flight during my honeymoon last year first, shall we?

5points

Jim Kang 5 years ago

How about the time I just had leg surgery. There was an open seat in business class, I had more than enough miles to upgrade, but guess what? Not just no, but f**k no. F**k the airlines, no bailouts.

2points

Sandra Llewelyn 5 years ago

No sympathy for any big company money grabbing bastards

1point

backatya 5 years ago

All these businesses are greedy and just want people to think they care about people. What about when they wait for planes to crash before even thinking of fixing a problem...

0points

Shelli Aderman 5 years ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

0points

NomNomaSourus 5 years ago

ikr! xD

0points

kathryn stretton 5 years ago

True.

0points

#23

Hehe

Final score:

322points

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troufaki13 5 years ago

Yassss!

78points

Jozi_Bear_Arts 5 years ago

IKR!

4points

Madeleine McCormick 5 years ago

Only true if you live on your own! I'm looking forward to lockdown being over so everyone else can leave and I can get some peace and quiet!

17points

Wolfstar 5 years ago

Can't wait till the library opens. I'm sick of my parents

4points

Ann Marie Weatherhead 5 years ago

Introverts: 'There's a quarantine?'

11points

J. M. Montes 5 years ago

I really don't mind.

5points

Ireland Gacha 5 years ago

#IntrovertSquad, where are ya??

4points

Ann Marie Weatherhead 5 years ago

I'm here Ireland. I haven't moved in weeks. lol Stay safe!

3points

Lauren Lee 5 years ago

As an introverted “essential worker” at Costco, I wish with all my soul social distancing was here to stay

3points

Panda with Heart 5 years ago

Love this..because it's TRUE

3points

Juririn 5 years ago

I don't even try to pretend anymore. Finally I feel like a normal person for a change 🙃

3points

Jill Ferguson 5 years ago

That was a secret!

3points

Nia Loves Art 5 years ago

Uhh no. I’m an introvert. I preferred being an introvert with a job.

2points

Chris Jones 5 years ago

There are different degrees to which one is an introvert or an extrovert - or an omnivert. Like so many things there is a spectrum.

3points

#24

Run.

Final score:

315points

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Erin Premium 5 years ago

This is 1000% true for my neighborhood. Suddenly everyone is a runner.

100points

[] person [] 5 years ago

I think the reson is that there trying to stay in shape b/c gyms are closed

11points

Kerri Russ 5 years ago

I think the viewer is drunk and laughing at the runners.

8points

Analyn Lahr 5 years ago

And everyone is walking dogs they have no control over.

4points

Sent From The Slytherin House 5 years ago

Everyones trying to work out and stuff

4points

Bender Bending Rodríguez 5 years ago

They are not only running they are playing "Sidewalk is lava". Running right in the middle of the road while we "essential heroes" trying to get to work in the morning.

11points

Tiffany Marie 5 years ago (edited)

They're stupid about it too.. Don't know how many times I've almost hit or ran someone over bike riding my 7 year old route daily. .. Stay on your side of the path & look where your going!!!

7points

Tiffany Marie 5 years ago

More excited for this lock down to end so people will stop exercising.

-1point

CincyReds 5 years ago

This is so true. I see people walking dogs that I never even knew had a dog. Like, what do you do when no quarantine? Not walk your dog?

3points

Luisa Vasconcelos 5 years ago

Many news about Corona time dogs from shelter adoption or foster.

2points

Nandy Nam 5 years ago

Running and FRIENDLY !!!! That is really something interesting to see

2points

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Tiny Dynamine 5 years ago

They're running while you're on acid.

2points

Boudica 5 years ago

I know which I'd rather be! ;-)

0points

Linda Cross 5 years ago

And so many dogs are finally getting walked.

1point

Maureen Bocardo 5 years ago

🦅🇺🇸🌵🇲🇽🍁🇨🇦☘️🇨🇮🦅🇺🇸 Where are they running to? Just looking at them makes me tired. I'm going to take another nap.

1point

Carolyn McCully 5 years ago

YES!!! WTF is with this s**t????

1point

Minh Le 5 years ago

Because gyms are closed

1point

#25

Government: Work From Home

Final score:

313points

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B 5 years ago

HahaHAAAAAAAAhahaha!! Funnier if it wasn't so accurate.

61points

Ireland Gacha 5 years ago

Am I lucky for never experiencing this? Having stuff broken by aircraft handlers, I mean.

1point

Chris Jones 5 years ago

Depends on how often you used to fly. If you were regularly travelling on planes then, yes, that's very lucky. Law of averages...

1point

Mark 5 years ago

Top picture, person with big hammer looks to be going for the computer. Below picture, looks like they missed and just took out half the desk. Wouldn't you go again though and get the computer ;)

1point

Tanya Kysel'ova 5 years ago

it is too true to be funny

0points

kathryn stretton 5 years ago

What's the difference here?

0points

Reem Hamze 5 years ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

0points

Marreko De Bruig 5 years ago

you have to give them credit,they are destructive

0points

Tiny van Pouderoyen 5 years ago

I laughed way too hard at this

0points

Alison J Smith 5 years ago

Stay at home week 5. Im the guy with the sledgehammer. This is my livingroom. That is my kids computer. OMG just fantasizing about that makes me feel better lol.

0points

Marina 5 years ago

I love this

0points

#26

The Real Solution To Covid

Final score:

311points

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Paul K. Johnson 5 years ago

Yes, Don, you will need to move your head to get that disc up in there.

124points

okpkpkp 5 years ago

His head and a hundred tongues of his bootlickers.

2points

RufffiesWithRidges 5 years ago

Hahaha

0points

Cynthia Marrs Premium 5 years ago

Yes, Paul.

-1point

Michael Mattei 5 years ago

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Dutch VanZandt 5 years ago

I was hoping he'd lead by example and have that disinfectant and 'very powerful' internal light treatment that is going to cure us all...

5points

Jessica Cole 5 years ago

The fact that it says up "you" butt makes it funnier than it should.

5points

Sergio Bicerra 5 years ago

Yes. Trump funny.

0points

Chrystina Lynne Sherrin 5 years ago

This is the best one, hands down.

4points

Kristy P 5 years ago

This made me laugh harder than it should have.

3points

Jill Ferguson 5 years ago

Winner.

3points

David Wong 5 years ago

Stay home , plug the cable in your s and download the Antivirus.

3points

Ireland Gacha 5 years ago

Mr Hump, McAfee is an _anti-virus_, Coronavirus is a virus.

2points

Noez 🇸🇪 5 years ago

Please do not show us how.

3points

Meami 5 years ago

Damn, this one is funny! I want him to demonstrate although I don't want to watch him do it.

2points

Ann Gray 5 years ago

spray a little disinfectant on it, it will insert easier,,,

2points

#27

Funny-Coronavirus-Jokes

Final score:

311points

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Donna Rakowiecki 5 years ago

You really have to hope she gets sick as a dog

121points

Chuckie 5 years ago

Sad thing is that people like her will occupy the hospital beds and doctors and wont allow innocent people to get the help they need.

13points

Kerri Russ 5 years ago

And in a new turn in medicine, she's also the first person to be tested for Ignorance... and it's overwhelmingly positive! Back to you, Tom.

10points

John Braines 5 years ago

I bet she tries to blame everyone else but herself!

6points

James Allen 5 years ago

She IS a virus

3points

Agnes Jekyll 5 years ago

This isn't a joke--this really happened, along with that pastor who was protesting Covid and died of it after going to New Orleans.

2points

Stille20 5 years ago

Why get tested? You didn't think there was any need for quarantine

2points

Daniele Ribolla 5 years ago

ask Boris how you'll get sick now, and learn the "freedom" lesson...! I've been sick, also if I respected lockdown. thanks to God healed alone at home, no ICU... God bless all doctor, nurses and all hospital staff.

1point

Jim Kang 5 years ago

If someone has to die, it would have been karmic justice for it to have been her.

1point

CatWoman312 5 years ago

Not trying to wish bad on people, but

1point

#28

Durr Durr 5g Corona

Final score:

305points

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Matthew Smith 5 years ago

That big??

120points

Nea 5 years ago

Is there any?

5points

Tom Hardeveld 5 years ago

* amplified 50 times

3points

Ireland Gacha 5 years ago

I agree. It should be way smaller.

2points

Chuck 5 years ago

I guess that Trump's brain was not included because it is too small to see

5points

Chewie Baron Premium 5 years ago

You'd need the Hubble Telescope to try and see that.

-1point

Mark Fuller 5 years ago

Too true. If only it weren't. The number of 5G towers vandalised in the UK over recent weeks just makes my brain ache. Surely people THAT f*****g stupid shouldn't even be allowed a mobile phone.

1point

Little Dino 5 years ago

i didn't know they even had a brain?

0points

backatya 5 years ago

lol

0points

Christine Ladyman 5 years ago

And, Trump supporters.

0points

Christina Gude 5 years ago

A nurse that came to my home told me this and I asked for another (nurse)!!!

0points

Maureen Bocardo 5 years ago

🦅🇺🇸🌵🇲🇽🍁🇨🇦☘️🇨🇮🦅🇺🇸 Oh, I thought the little brain belonged to those who voted for Trump and still think he's a genius.

0points

Roger Bird 5 years ago

People who think that the medical authorities are the final answer on all things concerning health are f*****g morons.

0points

Roberto Durante 5 years ago

created by someone who is already contaminated with 5G

0points

#29

Funny-Coronavirus-Jokes

Final score:

299points

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Martha Meyer 5 years ago

Don't know what that kid on the lower right is doing in this list. Compared to the others, her hair is practically red carpet level.

8points

Craig Lee 5 years ago

It still looks terrible, especially on a kid. So regardless of whether it's not as bad as the others, it's still bad in general.

1point

NCC-1701 5 years ago

Can you post pictures in comments? I have this awesome photo of my mom’s haircut in the eighties and I feel like I am now required to share. It’s horrific in the best way possible.

4points

Agnes Jekyll 5 years ago

you can!

2points

Rahul Eluri 5 years ago

I am kinda afraid of first girl.

4points

Kimberley Thomas 5 years ago

we all are. I think I saw her picture previously on awkardphotos.com. I never noticed what she was wearing, just that her smile & hair, both had it's own glow so to speak.

1point

Mini Shnauzer 5 years ago

That first kid . . . any priests willing to perform an exorcism?

2points

ShadyMcshaderson 5 years ago

The one in the left far corner is going to give me nightmares

2points

Noez 🇸🇪 5 years ago (edited)

Isn't the boy in picture number 2 Leonardo DiCaprio? As a kid, I mean? I'm sure I've seen that picture before...? Or maybe it was a joke that it kind of looked like him?

2points

Agnes Jekyll 5 years ago

it's not him, but I have seen him with a similar bowl cut

0points

Natalie Shalane Wheeler 2 years ago

1st ones not bad, just the face tho

1point

fainasKeturatis 5 years ago

the last girl - the lucky one

1point

That doggo 5 years ago

I learned to cut my own hair after experiencing mom the hairdresser

1point

Susanna Scott 5 years ago

I'm fairly sure that first child is from a horror film...

1point

#30

Funny-Coronavirus-Jokes

Final score:

294points

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Noez 🇸🇪 5 years ago

Yeah pretty much 😏

51points

Margareta Hagman 5 years ago

really with that flag ???

0points

Adit Danhorn 5 years ago

her face though

6points

Sarah Brinsfield 5 years ago

What would your face look like if you just got bit? Ouch!

0points

James Allen 5 years ago

He missed your a*s. Try again.

2points

Jozi_Bear_Arts 5 years ago

Pretty accurate so far...

2points

Jessica Roberts 5 years ago

the only difference is that its a man eating gorilla that weighs about 600000.576 pounds and there is lemon juice rubbed into the wound

1point

kathryn stretton 5 years ago

But, but, but, I want to go out!!!! It's my right!!!

1point

Kylo Wren (Wren St. Germain) 5 years ago

wait...does that croc or alligator have teeth...

1point

elfin Premium 5 years ago

Except that the alligator is invisible and there are a bunch of people nearby noticing nothing.

1point

Colin L 5 years ago

Prepare for a wave of "2020 hindsight" jokes.

1point

Susan Miller 5 years ago

I should NOT be laughing this hard.....

0points

#31

We Gonna Be Rich, Yo!

Final score:

293points

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Agnes Jekyll 5 years ago

Just think of all the corona babies

76points

Kristy P 5 years ago

Can we PLEASE call them Quarantinas?

22points

Collin 5 years ago

“Children of the Quarn”

6points

WhiteFluff 5 years ago

yeah, generation Corona will sure have a blast when they look at "what happened int he year you were born"

3points

GenXandEarnedItAll 5 years ago

I thought the same thing. #1 for 2021? Corona!

0points

jevais 5 years ago

Rather not.

0points

Daniele Ribolla 5 years ago

one of the advantages of the tragedy... we're so old people in the world, and so weak in front of viruses, young people wil be stronger.

0points

Whatshername 5 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

Gin 5 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

Kristy P 5 years ago

I am working from home and JUST got a "the courts are closed and I have this joint thing with my wife... and we're getting a divorce"

3points

Aarav Sontakke 5 years ago

theres gonna be a whole generation named after this.

2points

juice 5 years ago

i tried so hard to think of one but all i came up with was "Quaran-teens"

4points

Podunkus 5 years ago

They will be called the Coronials and half of them will be named Purell.

2points

Catlady6000 5 years ago

Quarantinas

0points

rycbar123 5 years ago

Now we all know who's REALLY behind the corona virus 🤣🤣🤣

1point

Katchen 5 years ago

Corona divorces.

0points

backatya 5 years ago

lol

0points

Maureen Bocardo 5 years ago

There is definitely going to be a baby boom of corona babies.

0points

Tanya Kysel'ova 5 years ago

haha, to let my bang grow was a good idea!

0points

kathryn stretton 5 years ago

True

0points

Ann Gray 5 years ago

Long lines outside the Hairdressers and Barbers, and Divorce Lawyers,,,plenty of bread and toilet paper,,,,,

0points

#32

A Big Blow For Rose

Final score:

292points

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desert29rat 5 years ago

He's remarkably well-preserved too.

92points

djinnjeannie 5 years ago

Salt in an excellent preserver so makes sense ; )

5points

Whatshername 5 years ago (edited)

Global warming defrosted him

5points

Kenny Kulbiski 5 years ago

And then he caught the virus and died anyway.

2points

Karen Gavaletz 5 years ago

There was always room on that raft Rose!...Jack, you should have been more assertive!

1point

TheDragonPSA 5 years ago

"Rose? Hello?"

1point

Grumble O'Pug 5 years ago

LOL

1point

backatya 5 years ago

He is wow

0points

Ann O'Riley 5 years ago

LMAO!

0points

NomNomaSourus 5 years ago

yeah...

0points

Lara Verne 5 years ago

From the ocean to quarantine.

0points

#33

Funny-Coronavirus-Jokes

Final score:

278points

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Paul K. Johnson 5 years ago

Racoon Reading list: "Art of War", "Fall of the Roman Empire" and "Building Improvised Explosive Devices using Items Commonly Found in the Forest, Dumpsters or Loud Metal Garbage Cans".

76points

Mini Shnauzer 5 years ago

Don't forget the Anarchists' Cookbook

8points

Tiffany Marie 5 years ago

Planet of the Apes is next.

2points

Ann O'Riley 5 years ago

Well, they're BORED! Reading is a GOOD pastime!

1point

Michelle C 5 years ago

Awwwwwww....cute lil trash panda

1point

backatya 5 years ago

Nature is getting a AA degree

0points

Christine Ladyman 5 years ago

😂😂

0points

SciFi Vortex 5 years ago

"Hmmm, where is the 'How to save the Galaxy" book?"

0points

NomNomaSourus 5 years ago

nah, dey goin' to the guardians of the galaxy, to learn from their ancestor rocket bois

0points

LlamuLuva13 5 years ago

how the f*ck do they get in there?

0points

#34

Am I Doing This Right?

Final score:

252points

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Mark 5 years ago

You have to admit he is nothing if not consistent!

71points

Grumble O'Pug 5 years ago

consistently stupid.

20points

arjelio mas 5 years ago

That's psychopathy. Consistent. Read "The Psychopath Whisperer: The Science of Those Without Conscience," by Dr. Kent Kiehl. It might be at your local library, it is at mine. It's a great read. Really a good book. And you'll understand why the "president" exhibits all the behavioral characteristics of a psychopath like he's checking off the boxes.

7points

Kylo Wren (Wren St. Germain) 5 years ago

yea...consistently STUPID

1point

Terd Fergison 5 years ago

I never thought in my lifetime that we would see a president dumber than George W. Bush. Government by the stupid taken to the highest degree.

17points

G13 5 years ago

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Jill 5 years ago

I just wish I could upvote this one more than once...

8points

Missy Barton 5 years ago

I got you, fam

7points

Paul K. Johnson 5 years ago

Stable genius has genius thoughts.

8points

Magpie 5 years ago

This random Australian is grieving for Americans.

4points

T L Tinker 5 years ago

It'd be so stinkin' hilarious if it wasn't true. Does anyone else wonder how the hell we got here?? (completely rhetorical).

4points

Christine M Quigley 5 years ago

The most powerful person in the world uttered this nonsense, folks..

3points

Aragorn II Elessar 5 years ago

Why he was allowed to become the most powerful person in the world is a whole different discussion

3points

William McGivney 5 years ago

Who is that guy?

2points

Elizabeth Downing 5 years ago

Vince McMann, head of WWE

1point

Maureen Bocardo 5 years ago

Not to worry...every day our fearless comic-in-chief will say something his followers will believe. Unfortunately, our ER's are already overcrowded. Drinking bleach and injecting disinfectant isn't really helping except to give doctors and nurses a moment of comic relief as they try to save the Trump followers.

1point

That doggo 5 years ago

Were these all said by Trump? (I'm not American, idk)

1point

jevais 5 years ago

That doggo, yes unfortunately all of this was said by joker Trumpette, American will never be great after this disaster.

0points

#35

Good Boomer.

Final score:

247points

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Noez 🇸🇪 5 years ago

Oooooooofffff, that's daaaaaark.

46points

fuggnuggins 5 years ago

And not at all exaggerated...

1point

Charlee Morris 5 years ago

yes me likey

0points

Otaku panda 5 years ago

Dank

0points

Daniele Ribolla 5 years ago

better 6ft away than 6ft under... keep in mind.

1point

Karen Gavaletz 5 years ago

I don't know what to think of the boomer insertion there....

1point

Marilyn Bojanowski 5 years ago

I suppose it is one or the other!

1point

Joseph O'Reilly 5 years ago

This is incredibly dark in the funniest way imaginable

1point

Nayeli Ortiz 5 years ago

I don't get it ;-;

0points

Jan Tomas 5 years ago

Dark Vader comes to town

0points

Michael Mattei 5 years ago

Doom porn, only REgressives love it.

0points

LlamuLuva13 5 years ago

literally just realized this, my father used to say 'just dig a six foot hole in the ground to put her in if she does something stupid'

0points

Kayden Yan 5 years ago

dark

0points

#36

I'm Not Sure That Pat Sajak And I Would Be Best Friends, But He's Got Some Pretty Funny Takes On Twitter.

Final score:

246points

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CR Harvey 5 years ago

Reality is a b***h, huh?

78points

Audrey Bob-The-Builder 5 years ago

I CAN' T UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH!!

12points

Missy Barton 5 years ago

Now see, This is sarcasm

7points

Lucas 5 years ago

Watched Dawn French do her performance of 30 Million Minutes and in it she says she thinks celebs are just people who didn't grow out of the toddler 'look at me' stage.

5points

Blarrg 5 years ago

Oh, come on. This is a really funny comment that shows an understanding that he is privileged as a celeb. Let's applaud his self-awareness instead of criticizing his status. (Or downvote because celebs make us mad.)

3points

Miklós Nagy 5 years ago

Stolen but gold: non-essent...957229.jpg

3points

kathryn stretton 5 years ago

Suddenly stars are not so important anymore, especially the ones looking for government bailouts.

2points

kurisutofu 5 years ago

I recommend watch Ryan George on YouTube. Search "please pay attention to that celebrity guy ". Oh, you need to understand sarcasm before you watch.

2points

Ringo Starkey 5 years ago

Humor, it is a difficult concept...

0points

Kel Gal 5 years ago

Oh, Pat! You so funny!

2points

Karen Gavaletz 5 years ago

Most real tweet EVER!!! Except he forgets to mention they are sitting in multi million dollar mansions with daily luxuries most of us will never see for ever an hour in our life time!!!

1point

Kk C-Mcgee 5 years ago

Corona has really helped my garden of hate for celebrities to grow exponentially

0points

#37

They Be Giving Us That Draw 4

Final score:

244points

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CR Harvey 5 years ago

About right.

49points

Magpie 5 years ago

IF and it is a huge IF a vaccine AND treatments can be found.

2points

Raine Soo 5 years ago

I love the penguins of Madagascar!

5points

Sydney Schoop [STUDENT] 5 years ago

Heh. nice

4points

Maureen Bocardo 5 years ago

I think I wait it out until the CDC gives the all clear in about 70 weeks.

1point

LlamuLuva13 5 years ago

me misunderstanding EVERYTHING

1point

Emily Barnes 5 years ago

Nice

1point

Sk8_boy 5 years ago

you mixed that up the penguin says it will be readyin 6 to 9 months and Alex says sixty-nine months then the penguin says no 6 to 9 months

-1point

#38

Funny-Coronavirus-Jokes

Final score:

228points

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Max Han 5 years ago

Forgot about crying yourself to sleep

4points

Emily Barnes 5 years ago

Forgot about binge eating due to boredom

3points

Paul K. Johnson 5 years ago

Sit up (and hit snooze). Push-up (the covers over your head).

2points

elia 84631 5 years ago

Also lay down for 24 days for hard workout

1point

Tiffiny 5 years ago

More like lie down for 3 hours. My sleep schedule is all messed up! And I have 2 days to fix it.

0points

#39

That Moment!!

Final score:

226points

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Paul K. Johnson 5 years ago

This joke presumes that Trump can actually read and understand words that have more than two syllables. He finished reading the first word and then got stuck. Now he's just looking at it to try to convince people that he's reading.

148points

Rebekah 5 years ago

...Ooooo, blue. I like blue. Like my suit, blue. Pretty. Very very pretty.

18points

von Funnyname 5 years ago

Home boy is just gonna stand there like Willam in Mallrats waiting for the picture to show up.

2points

H05 5 years ago

Maybe not illiterate, but honestly, I'm still giggling imagining his reaction to googling "modicum" after Cuomos thank you burn a few weeks ago.

1point

Michael Mattei 5 years ago

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JRibax 5 years ago

If it wasn't all so tragically stupid, this would be hilarious.

16points

Hans 5 years ago

And if injecting it does not work, maybe you need to bath in it. Or bake cookies with it. No idew is strange enough to not come from Trump and be denied again once he realised that the whole world is shaking heads.

10points

Mimi 5 years ago

"It was sarcasm." Yeah... always extremely helpful during press conferences.

4points

Sherry Hart 5 years ago (edited)

No guys he is looking at it because he’s trying to find a spot for his SIGNATURE so he can take credit for it!!!

8points

Drew Sauveur 5 years ago

I smell burnt toast....

3points

William McGivney 5 years ago

I think he wants to buy a vowel.

2points

Molly A. Block 5 years ago

What did the first part say about "humidity?" I wasn't able to see it.

2points

Karen Gavaletz 5 years ago

Trump has accomplished more during the brief time of this pandemic than most presidents in 8 years of term! He has worked wonders and I respect him tremendously!!!

1point

Aragorn II Elessar 5 years ago

You, of course, have the right to your own opinion. I can’t help you

0points

Noez 🇸🇪 5 years ago

I heard that bleach doesn't work 🤔

1point

Daniele Ribolla 5 years ago

ok, since yesterday I got the word "best"... and now what?

0points

#40

Funny-Coronavirus-Jokes

Final score:

219points

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Liz Karsa 5 years ago

I worked at Blockbuster in the late 90s right out of high school. I am so thankful this didn't happen THEN...although I doubt we would have been deemed "essential"

40points

Magpie 5 years ago

My newsagent is considered essential. ( Non Aussies, they sell newspapers, books, Dr Who merch , chalk, jigsaw puzzles...stuff lots of stuff )

2points

Karen Gavaletz 5 years ago

Oh no, it would have deemed the very essential of essentials!!!!

2points

Jennifer Sacrison 5 years ago

If liquor stores are deemed "essential" than so are movie rental stores!!! 😂😂

2points

kathryn stretton 5 years ago

Thanks liz karsa. Had many good nights in because of blockbuster.

0points

Maureen Bocardo 5 years ago

There is always Netflix, Amazon and other free or cheap movie websites. Cancel your cable or satellite. It's so much less stressful to not have to listen to the news every day.

1point

Camil Gagnon 5 years ago

Definitely an essential service

1point

Anna roberts 5 years ago

I made a boat load of money from them, I was a mystery shopper and I did 14 a week, rental reimbursed and $15 per store for the report. Those were the days

0points

LlamuLuva13 5 years ago

OMG i still go to those

0points

Stu Mountjoy 5 years ago

Bring back the DVD, don't worry about CDs and Blu-Ray, just the DVDs

0points

Aragorn II Elessar 5 years ago

What is this...DVD of which you speak? (I’m kidding, born in 2004, I’ve seen DVD’s)

0points

Marilyn Bojanowski 5 years ago

Especially considering the 6 feet rule XD

0points

Aimee hester 5 years ago

I worked at Hollywood Video when our entire city perimeter was on fire. Ash was raining from the sky. All businesses shutdown. Highways shut down. We were forbidden from attempting to leave. Yet we had to work. With no electricity. Hand writing a million numbers every second of the day with a line wrapped around the the store and out the door. Thank god for digital s**t.

0points

Kristy P 5 years ago

I love all of the people who are commenting like these aren't just jokes, but would, in fact happen if this happened when they were in business XD "TheY WerEnt EsSentIal!!!"

0points

Zoe 5 years ago

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#41

I Know Corona Aint A Joke But....

Final score:

214points

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Hans 5 years ago

Kill it with isopropyl! Oh wait... Nevermind.

31points

elfin Premium 5 years ago

Drinking alcohol might help temporarily, but I'll stick to rum.

2points

Susi Moffitt 5 years ago

Lmao

0points

SciFi Vortex 5 years ago

It looks like a dandelion after someone has blown it.

0points

Cynthia Marrs Premium 5 years ago

Great DO. Very appropriate.

0points

kathryn stretton 5 years ago

Love her expression

0points

Warren Hall 5 years ago

Looks like all of those ridiculous paper mache or computer generated models of the so-called virus.

-1point

Kel Gal 5 years ago

Ooooo. Not good, BP.

-3points

the redqueen 5 years ago

Yep. Caught that shade, too. : (

0points

#42

The Hero We Don't Deserve

Final score:

212points

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KittyComics 5 years ago

you are good people!!

84points

deanna woods 5 years ago

Thank you.

4points

Troux 5 years ago

The main difference being that they are making more work and more money from this. The doctors are getting the same money for a hell of a lot more work and in significantly more dangerous conditions.

5points

Agnes Jekyll 5 years ago

Grocery store workers are also not getting more money, nor are postal workers or some retail chains deemed essential. Amazon employees are definitely not making more money, but Amazon is raking it in.

7points

Annabell 5 years ago

Nobody mentions the Kindergarten teachers in my country. They take care for all the Kids of essential workers here.

3points

Miranda Prince 5 years ago

I tip them big, and always always always say thank you. They are heroes.

2points

LlamuLuva13 5 years ago

I LOVE YOU FOOD PEOPLESSSSSS

2points

Niamh McVeigh 5 years ago

I appreciate you guys. You bring food to my house. That's f*****g magical, and you guys deserve the best.

2points

BG 5 years ago

Construction workers, folks who work in the hospitals with NO PPE. One of my coworkers worked for several in the morgue of a local hospital. Working on the fire sprinkler system, he climbed around on ladders between gurneys carrying the bodies of those killed by COVID-19. No PPE. He casually mentioned it to me while we were discussing it in my office later on that day.

2points

Karen Gavaletz 5 years ago

aawwww......

1point

Heather Menard 5 years ago

And nobody will let us drivers use their bathrooms

1point

NomNomaSourus 5 years ago

yea, ya'll deserve some respect! sending u food takeaway drivers virtual hugs o3o

1point

#43

Thanks For Reminding Me To Unsubscribe

Final score:

210points

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KittyComics 5 years ago

so true

34points

RaroaRaroa 5 years ago

Yep. Because I really need to know how a shoe store I shopped at ONCE is handling Covid. Even if I shopped there several times a year I wouldn't care.

3points

Colin L 5 years ago

How we're working to protect you... buy a Toyota.

4points

Ines 5 years ago

apart from my private health insurance company .... hm.

3points

Kel Gal 5 years ago

And the next round of emails is what they can sell to you even though we’re all broke.

2points

LlamuLuva13 5 years ago

why does it say help in the corner?

1point

Roger Bird 5 years ago

I don't get it.

0points

#44

1925's The Year

Final score:

205points

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Rose mol Liju 5 years ago

The beginning

53points

LittleMissLotus 5 years ago

In that case, if wikipedia is correct, then it should be about 1925😁

3points

Madison Lam 5 years ago

dun DuN DUN

3points

Animal lover❤ 5 years ago

Hahahahaha

2points

Dorothy Parker 5 years ago

Poor Corona beer company. Right up there with the AIDS DIET CANDIES.

1point

error_404_user_not_found 5 years ago

the same people who think Corona causes covid think chocolate milk comes from brown cows

1point

#45

Funny-Coronavirus-Jokesfunny-Coronavirus-Jokes

Final score:

191points

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Captain Awesome 5 years ago

Nah, should be made of tin foil

56points

Jim Ellington 5 years ago

Where does one get tin foil? I can only find aluminum foil.

1point

Nathan Jones 5 years ago

This is as bad as the idiots wearing a mask over their mouth, while leaving their nose uncovered.

1point

Simon Larkin 5 years ago

Saving this image as "tit-head"

0points

backatya 5 years ago

lol

0points

Daniele Ribolla 5 years ago

idiots are everywhere.

0points

Margareta Hagman 5 years ago

trying to look like he believe and care .....failed

0points

SciFi Vortex 5 years ago

"I'm going to my birthday party. Weeee!!'

0points

Vic 5 years ago

The virus may get me.. but it will never get my brains!!

0points

T L Tinker 5 years ago

This really made me LOL!

0points

Hannah Boning 5 years ago

ooh where can I get that hat it's so cute!!!!!

0points

#46

One Day

Final score:

60points

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Bender Bending Rodríguez 5 years ago (edited)

I don't see any dolphin but I do see a drowned deer.

30points

*sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby 5 years ago

you mean a dolphin

0points

manowce 5 years ago

there are no dolphins in Venice, stop spreading the lie.

3points

Tina Hugh 5 years ago

Yeah, but the mermaids are real, right?

4points

Ms Phit 5 years ago

I really hope Venice (and Florence and Rome and everywhere else that's being destroyed by tourism) has been making a plan for the eventual re-opening of tourism... they certainly cannot afford to allow it to continue as it has over the past 10 years (or more)

0points

Fred and George Weasley 5 years ago

oh deer. Prongs really did it this time

0points

Noez 🇸🇪 5 years ago

Nooooo!

0points

Hunter Bradley 5 years ago

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#47

Funny-Coronavirus-Jokes

Final score:

56points

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Hunter Bradley 5 years ago

yea sums it up

8points

Linda Roy 5 years ago

In my case, the cup is filled with wine

0points

Raine Soo 5 years ago

How dare people interrupt my sleep in the middle of the afternoon!

3points

#48

Funny-Coronavirus-Jokes

Final score:

52points

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Martha Meyer 5 years ago

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Maik 5 years ago

Joke, meet Martha. Martha, this is Joke. Joke is meant to make you laugh. Joke is not meant to be taken seriously.

10points

Liz Karsa 5 years ago

Hey..leave Keanu alone! He can order what he wants!

1point

CrunChewy McSandybutt 5 years ago

THIS IS A JOKE!!!

1point

Hans 5 years ago

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#49

The Struggle Is Real !!

Final score:

51points

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Kel Gal 5 years ago

So true

5points

#50

Funny-Coronavirus-Jokes

Final score:

50points

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Hunter Bradley 5 years ago

yep

7points

#51

Night Person Here

Final score:

50points

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K. Margarete 5 years ago

I mean, it is a little better than having a regular class at 7am

12points

Lucas 5 years ago

Were regular classes at 7am a thing? Ugh. What about people who have a long journey to get there? For me that's inhumane but I admit I am not a morning person. Even as a child I barely functioned for the first hour.

8points

Ireland Gacha 5 years ago

With zoom, you can do some stuff to make it seem like your there, but then you just rest.

2points

Zhaoheng Liu 5 years ago

thats what i used to have

0points

Claire 5 years ago

I feel bad for the Chinese kids who go to my school. Some of them are going home now that there is no reason to be here and school ends for them at 1 AM because of the time difference. Don't like Zoom at 7 AM? Imagine it at 1 AM.

1point

B 5 years ago

I love how illustrated-medical-puppet-guy has detailed knees and individual toes, but no pee-pee. XD

1point

Magpie 5 years ago

7 am !! that is cruel and unusual punishment. Even when we had to stagger classes because we did not have enough rooms: it was 8 am start some days 9 am normal days.

0points

4EVER PANDA 5 years ago

my classes are either at 10:00 or 11:00

0points

#52

Got Em

Final score:

49points

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Martha Meyer 5 years ago

Pretty sure Kim is too smart for this.

10points

Agnes Jekyll 5 years ago

but trump is not

5points

Lemon 5 years ago

And Trump definitely doesn't have the brain capacity to trick him.

2points

Doc Thissen 5 years ago

or too dead.

1point

Zhaoheng Liu 5 years ago

ohhh no he might not u never know

1point

Zhaoheng Liu 5 years ago

ohhh no he might not be u never know

0points

Dynein 5 years ago

Nah, he's not intelligent enough for a scheme like that, I'm convinced he really thought it was a cure... If he wants to get rid of someone, he'll tell lies about them. Telling lies and making unfounded claims seem to be the only "strategies" he has. It's disheartening how well that seems to work, though....

4points

Paul K. Johnson 5 years ago

And he's not even a good con-man. Everyone can see the con from miles away. If he was good at it you wouldn't know he was conning anyone. The reason he's gotten as far as he has is because those in a position to hold him accountable never chose to do so. And he thinks it's because he's intelligent and skilled.

4points

Susi Moffitt 5 years ago

TrumpTURD

0points

$copper-fractions avatar$

Tiny Dynamine 5 years ago

This is poor because it implies that Trump has some some of intelligence to successfully trick someone.

0points

Aragorn II Elessar 5 years ago

Humpty Dumpty, presumably our illustrious leader. Seems fairly consistent with his vocabulary.

0points

#53

Perfection

Final score:

49points

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Chris Creighton 5 years ago

Funeral marchers

10points

serge 5 years ago

Pretty close though..........

0points

William McGivney 5 years ago

Nice

0points

Animal lover❤ 5 years ago

I don't get it, can someone explain

0points

kathleen 5 years ago

its a southern thing, they carry the coffin into the cemetery and then they dance on the way out

3points

Melissa Meaux 5 years ago

Hahahahaha 😂

0points

#54

Funny-Coronavirus-Jokes

Final score:

49points

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CR Harvey 5 years ago

But I'm still in the house!

10points

Ireland Gacha 5 years ago

GOOD!

3points

Nicola Roberts 5 years ago

Thank you! Now, what do I get for a shower?

4points

Evil Little Thing 5 years ago

Plot twist- I got back in bed.

3points

Noez 🇸🇪 5 years ago

No I'm still in bed.

3points

Kel Gal 5 years ago

And onto the couch. Yay for me.

1point

Dorothy Parker 5 years ago

But will they cheer that I put on pants?

1point

Animal lover❤ 5 years ago

Nope not yet

0points

#55

Funny-Coronavirus-Jokes

Final score:

49points

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Martha Meyer 5 years ago

There is a very sad apostrophe somewhere, feeling excluded.

27points

Coleen 5 years ago

XD

0points

Orionpax75 5 years ago

Hahaha as a New Yorker I feel this one...true story!! Lmaoooo

1point

Nathan Jones 5 years ago

*we're

0points

#56

Laughs In Dual Monitors

Final score:

49points

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alwaysMispelled 5 years ago

In nursing school right now. Our online exams are proctored by people over webcam to make sure we don't cheat.

17points

Dippin Dot 5 years ago

But have they realized you just need the cheat sheet propped up BEHIND the webcam?? And then you just look like you're thinking really hard while you look at the answer...

6points

K.Kobayashi 5 years ago

Eh. If you think notes will help you pass the test, you aren't passing the test with or without the notes.

2points

KittyComics 5 years ago

yesh

1point

*sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby 5 years ago

just realizing how small his eyes are

0points

brukernavn340 5 years ago

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#57

Divorce Rates Will Rise Faster Than Corona Cases In A Few Months.

Final score:

46points

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CR Harvey 5 years ago

The whole town.

21points

Madison Lam 5 years ago

The whole world

1point

William McGivney 5 years ago

Doctors do not understand statistics. Just ask yours.

1point

NMN 5 years ago

It said health officials, not docs. Maybe they are epidemiologists

0points

Hugo Raible 5 years ago

Oh, the good poly life.

0points

Bill 5 years ago

There is a website dedicated to the adult film star Peter North and everyone he performed with .

0points

Mehraj Sodha 5 years ago

Dis true

0points

#58

Me No Understand Off-Ice

Final score:

44points

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troufaki13 5 years ago

We're supposed to go back to work next week and I'm already crying... How am I supposed to wear a bra now that my boobs are so used to their freedom???

33points

Paul K. Johnson 5 years ago

I say you embrace your new freedom everywhere you go!

8points

GoodWolf 5 years ago

So.... Don't. I'm sure I won't 😂

5points

Ireland Gacha 5 years ago

N-NEXT WEEK??? ARE YOU IN TEXAS?

4points

Vic 5 years ago

The way I'm eating, I will need a bra for my man boobs by the time I have to go back to office..

1point

Lea Springstead 5 years ago

I AM NOT GOING BACK

3points

Dizzyaudiohh 5 years ago

That's how I feel.

0points

Kel Gal 5 years ago

Tomorrow? What’s that?

0points

#59

Funny-Coronavirus-Jokes

Final score:

43points

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ADHORTATOR 5 years ago

Boss, cool down....

21points

Dilly Millandry 5 years ago

Yeah - get back in your box boss. Why should people show their homes if they don't want to? if it's not actually offensive you can put up with it.

11points

hobbitly 5 years ago

The comments here disagree with her boss, but I do think it depends on what kind of work you do. I also think posting your boss' email on twitter is not very professional.

2points

Rodney W Bidmade 5 years ago

Flora Rocks #FREEFlora

2points

Katinka Min 5 years ago

The 'air of professionalism' is buried on the plot right next to our social graces.

2points

Lilly Rose Poppy 5 years ago

‘The memes’

2points

Noez 🇸🇪 5 years ago

Okay boomer.

2points

GenXandEarnedItAll 5 years ago (edited)

God gave us sense of humor for a reason! Apparently boss didn't get the memo.

1point

Rissie 5 years ago

The 'Memes'. *Snort* I'd go find me a shark suit to complement my apartment and tell my boss to go fish.

1point

Kel Gal 5 years ago

F*ck professionalism

1point

Paul K. Johnson 5 years ago

Don't ruin it for everyone, Flora... jeez...

1point

#60

Funny-Coronavirus-Jokes

Final score:

42points

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Kerri Russ 5 years ago

I'm in week 6 of quarantine... it is no longer relaxing for me. I never would have anticipated this. I'm stressed out every day and I have trouble figuring out why.

2points

Emily Selway 5 years ago

Only works if you're not a parent/working a full time job from home...

2points

Nia Loves Art 5 years ago

I no longer know when it’s the weekend.

1point

#61

Cool Jersey

Final score:

40points

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Linda HS 5 years ago

Spat my coffee...on my cat!

9points

Ireland Gacha 5 years ago

THE POOR CAT.

3points

Kimberley Thomas 5 years ago

Since when & how is this a last name?

0points

your_lesbian_friend 5 years ago

lmao laughed waaaay too hard at this

0points

#62

We Already Do This. No Need To Enforce It

Final score:

38points

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Alan Green 5 years ago

If they're going to leave 2 available why not the 2 furthest away from each other?

49points

Lauren Betcher 5 years ago

Or make the far left, middle, and far right available to maintain the same distance and allow 3 men to use it?

11points

Dorothy Parker 5 years ago

Because there are more than 5 in the row but the photographer can't back up farther into the stall behind them.

10points

GenXandEarnedItAll 5 years ago

Because some people have only learned to count past 6. Plus its a mens' bathroom. Need i say more?🤔🤗

0points

William McGivney 5 years ago

Just like doctors calculating statistics

0points

William McGivney 5 years ago

Too true

0points

#63

Tfw You Have To Graduate During A Global Pandemic

Final score:

28points

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Moony 5 years ago

my sister is a 2020 grad

7points

Ireland Gacha 5 years ago

Tell her I feel bad for her!

2points

Karen Gomez 5 years ago

This makes me sad. My cousin graduates this year and it was postponed. :(

2points

J-Yogi-Temp-Mom 5 years ago

My oldest son was supposed to graduate from college this year. He will still get the diploma, but the stage he will not walk across. :(

1point