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Sometimes people use the internet to think aloud and share their inner most thoughts, but along with this oversharing comes bored internet commenters armed with rapid-fire comebacks. Tumblr is the perfect site to witness some of the most entertaining internet back and forth exchanges. You might think you know where a thread is going, but in these examples you will see that things can take a turn with the push of a button. In some of these threads users chose to share witty fake facts, while others chose to troll the poster on a more personal level. Bored Panda has rounded up some hilarious Tumblr conversations that took a surprise twist. From the brutal to the random, don’t forget to upvote your favorites!

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    #2

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    not-everythings-ok-but-he-is Report

    Josh Eskin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah! Those stupid tress making oxygen so we can breathe. It pretty unbelievable if you ask me.

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    #6

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    imagine-that-one-thing Report

    Josh Eskin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most likely she hasn't spotted you in the tree yet

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    #7

    Unexpected Twist

    flokidog Report

    madcow 3417
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't the vaccines need anything? Won't someone think of the vaccines!

    Echo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah they need to be used. End of discussion. :)

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    Scott Brynildsen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids don't need meat, they need protein which can come from many sources.

    Jace
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indeed. The constant obsession with meat=protein and "where do you get your protein" being asked to vegans... All protein is created by plants. Animals don't create protein.

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    Lauren Baker
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except I'm a vegetarian and I'm strong and fast and healthy! And I'm a kid! But all the rest are VERY true!

    Jaded Queen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well kids don't need meat. They r not gonna die without it.

    Nini Meow
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everybody needs everything..

    Amazon QT
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

    Jace
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your kids don't need meat. Do the research; and not at a meat industry-supported website.

    Aileen Grist
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except your meat doesn't need vaccines

    SilkHolicDotCom
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I won't rate this one, It is not that funny.

    Alison Rae
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The key word is kids. If you talk to a doctor you will be told that meat is essential for growing children. After that, it is optional. Also, any dog that is not given meat will be underweight and have less energy.

    Jace
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids don't need meat. Plants produce all the protein we ever consume. Skip the meat and go to the source.

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    Meowton Mewsk
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids don’t need meat. Nobody believes that who has even half assed looked it up!

    Joseph Barnett
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No human NEEDS meat! Being vegan has been proven time and again to be the healthiest way to eat!

    Foxyloxylou
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OOOORRRRR you can be vegan and say fruits or veggies or grain cause dogs and kids can eat all of those *gets ready for hate*

    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids dont need dogs - whatever happened to good old gerbils and hamsters?

    Cotton cloud
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude, if we're going rodents, it's rats all the way. Trust me, I've had 'em all.

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    Jurgen Shantz
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    7 years ago

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    how how did it work

    Rebecca Rogers
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    7 years ago

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    cats need meat, dogs don't. Neither do kids

    Cotton cloud
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not true. It would be incredibly unhealthy for a dog to go without meat.

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    Carol Emory
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    7 years ago

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    Dogs actually don't need meat to survive...but cat's do.

    Full Name
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    7 years ago

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    Wow, all the triggered meat eaters. All kinds of down votes for people just point out the basic biological facts that neither children nor dogs NEED meat (and no, dogs don't. Cat's do, but dogs don't. Research it before spouting off please).

    Crazy Cow Lady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But dogs are primarily carnivores, who can function as omnivores, but should not be herbivores. Dogs were created from wolves. Wolves are carnivores. Even feral dogs predominately eat meat. Their bodies aren't designed to eat just plants, they don't have a specialized digestive system like a horse or cow, that can break down the cellulose in the plants.

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    Roman Pintus
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    7 years ago

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    Eat meat, let your kids and dogs eat meat - I don't care. But saying that kids or dogs "need meat" is absolutely wrong. And before someone wants to open his or her mouth about it, do your f*****g research.

    Crazy Cow Lady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But dogs are primarily carnivores, who can function as omnivores, but should not be herbivores.

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    Tiny Dynamine
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    7 years ago

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    Your kids don't need meat.

    Megan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, meat contains important amino acids that other foods such as vegetables don't. While healthy, a vegan diet can't suffice when it comes to nutritional needs.

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    theglasschild Report

    Aaron Kara
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think its more that we pay money to see where the f**k we're going

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    #9

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    fartgallery Report

    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Babies and mothers can swap haematopoietic stem stems and thus become chimerae of each other. Probably a good reason to look very carefully at potential mothers-in-law before committing to your beloved... :-)

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    debbyryan Report

    Josh Eskin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It to bad that the third movie didn't do well or we would of gotten more of that Spider-Man

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    #12

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    laughatyourproblems Report

    Zanthe
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is the background white? To show-off supremacy? Gross...

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    #13

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    hann Report

    Anne Bleakley
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had someone ask me online if we had fridges in Ireland.

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    #14

    Unexpected Twist

    dedalvs Report

    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember the BP tattoo thread with the lady with a "galaxy" of dots over her breasts, and a guy with abs depicted by dots? It seems that they should each have an entry in 'World Geography 1948' too...

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    #15

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    Denis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    5.2 feet = 1.58 m had to google it

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    jeffersonhairpie Report

    #20

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    scotchtapeofficial Report

    Aaron Kara
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just cant see a cat enjoying garlic bread, this was clearly done out of spite. I love cats but they can be utter bastards

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    #21

    Unexpected Twist

    threefeline Report

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wear it on a chain round your neck and no-one will know you are desperate.

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    #22

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    benedictcumberreichenbach Report

    Josh Eskin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've actually heard of this fact but yeah so I guess that monster in my nightmare is just probably Jeff from work

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    tommowar Report

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    karminny Report

    Elizabeth Lord Cary
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the look on the cats face in the picture really compliments this one

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    MrsMFM Report

    GlassOfWater
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was this girl in my class who had a strong American accent purely from watching too much tv as a kid. Nobody in her family or friends group were American.

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    brushrealityaside Report

    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Darn. I love walking around alone in the middle of the night, and now I'm going to be doing it with the idea in my head that everyone is feeling me...

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    #28

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    dedalvs Report

    kasa alex
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Tiny soft little forehead'. I love this so much.

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    #29

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    laurenhooper Report

    madcow 3417
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can have sex when you're married? Oh boy have I got something to tell my wife!

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    nowimthevillain Report

    #32

    Unexpected Twist

    downeyfied-nourwhal Report

    Daria B
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can use wax too. I recommend you try it sometimes. ♥

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    like5giraffes Report

    Zanthe
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know what didn't happen: car wash.

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    leodicpario Report

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    heart Report

    Misterscooter
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she was referring to Bach. I'm not sure.

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    #38

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    potatoesanddogs Report

    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two sets of footprints walked in. Only one set walked away...

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    #39

    Unexpected Twist

    im-just-a-reaction Report

    Kelly Murray
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *raises hand* I'm one of those people who orders ginger ale on a plane.

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    slooshk Report

    Linda
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How the f*k would you clean that damn thing.

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    heart Report

    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's an arti that was choked of course. Oh, the cruelty of it all!

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    latinstudentproblems Report

    Sasy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Steve and Stevia ( couldn't resist )

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    tittytittygangbang Report

    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's quite possible to be single and not lonely...

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    xcyclopswasrightx Report

    GlassOfWater
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saddest part is you don't know if they're joking or not.

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    rhimjob Report

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    bewbin Report

    Alex K
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, he's got humor, i'll give him that

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