ADVERTISEMENT

Let us introduce you to "wheat comics," a web comic series about seemingly random and unrelated stuff. But they're not all as random as singled-out comic strips make you think, as they're unified in a very distinct style of humor that involves puns, jokes and ridiculous situations with unpredictable endings. We can assure you that it's a contagiously funny blend that has become the comic author Michael Crozier's signature card.

Here's what the artist had to say to Bored Panda about his background, the origin of the comics, among other things. “It's not a super interesting story, but I always doodled a lot as a kid, in notebooks and whatnot. I even made a few small comics back then! Around 5 years ago, I had been reading a bunch of other comics online and thought it might be fun to try doing that myself. So I started writing down ideas I thought might be funny, and saved up money for a digital drawing tablet.

More info: Facebook | Instagram | wheatcomics.com | twitter.com

#1

The Silly But Funny Comics From 'Wheat Comics'

wheatcomics Report

404 Panda Not Found
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A monk gains their magical power by harnessing the mystical energy that runs through them which is called ki. A bard gains their powers through music. Artificers: Yeah, Science B**h.

Foodie panda
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dudley in the background though....

WolfGirl23
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love Dudley in the background

Kira Okah
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In D&D, sure. Otherwise its just "person with magic powers".

Vermillion Ace #443
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

😝 Technomage: Science things up with man made devices and control over the hordes of mechanical constructs! Fun at parties.

View more comments

"I'm 25 and a software engineer in Colorado, US, with a Bachelor's of Science in computer science, though originally I'm from Canada. I started WheatComics in 2017 during my 3rd year of university. So since April, I have been doing it for 4 years!

About 4 and half years ago I got a tablet and just went for it! The artwork from back then is really bad, ha ha! Not that what I make now is all that amazing either, but it's gotten better with practice. I just figured I had to start somewhere and the only way to get better was to try. Anyways, I started only posting on Facebook, but I thought it would be nice to try and spread out a bit so I started posting on other sites and made my website over the course of the next few months. And the rest is what you see now! I make a comic once a week. Mostly for my own entertainment, but I'm always happy if someone else gets a chuckle out of it.”

ADVERTISEMENT
RELATED:
    #2

    The Silly But Funny Comics From 'Wheat Comics'

    wheatcomics Report

    J. Jackson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thorny from Super Troopers as Joseph

    Nevits Yibble
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't respect anyone's beliefs. Full stop. I'll acknowledge them, i'll examine people's reasons for their beliefs... but I don't have to respect them. Especially when they get in the way of facts and evidence

    Pearl
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that rant was unnecessary. I'm an atheist, but I'll only go on a rant if someone forces their religion on me. And by the way, "respect" doesn't mean you have to kneel down to their god and pray. "Respect" can mean not forcing a Muslim to eat non-halal food or a Jew to eat non-kosher. Respect means not ridiculing someone for their beliefs. Respect means letting a religious being follow their own beliefs. I hope I'm not the first person to tell you this.

    Load More Replies...
    View more comments
    #3

    The Silly But Funny Comics From 'Wheat Comics'

    wheatcomics Report

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The reason the aliens pick rednecks for their catch and release is because they already know the redneck's friends don't believe their fish stories. A trout's friend definitely don't believe him when he talks about going above the water then being thrown back.

    rspanther
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just a normal catch and release by tourists on a vacation.

    "The first step is writing ideas down. I have a very large backlog of ideas of anything I thought might be remotely funny. Anything from one word I think might be a funny topic, like lobsters, to a fully fleshed-out comic idea. Most ideas are terrible, but I go for quantity over quality at this step. I also write down my dreams since they can get weird and can inspire when I least expect it! I also visit my parents each week and come up with ideas with my Dad, which has turned into a good bonding experience. Then I only have the time to make one comic each week, so on Saturday morning I look back through my idea list and look for an idea to strike me. Or occasionally I'll think of something on the spot, especially if that week lines up with some sort of current event or holiday I want to make a joke about. Picking an idea usually takes about an hour. Once I've settled on an idea, I then usually spend around an hour or two thinking about it and fleshing it out in my head. Usually while eating lunch or having a shower or something. During that time I'm deciding how many panels I want, what lines and drawings go in each, what pacing I want, etc."

    ADVERTISEMENT
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #4

    The Silly But Funny Comics From 'Wheat Comics'

    wheatcomics Report

    Memymo68
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His first and last word🤣🤣🤣

    Raider
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda wish there were two kids...and they were twins.........

    #5

    The Silly But Funny Comics From 'Wheat Comics'

    wheatcomics Report

    Roxan Haandrikman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every damn day and I'm usually looking for my phone while I'm holding it in my hand

    Kari Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It actually has a scientific name: It‘s called the doorway effect :)

    Dandelion Patch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was looking for my phone while I was talking on it one day... *eyeroll*

    Laurie Ostergaard-Overbey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there is actually a psychological explanation for this phenomenon, the brain perceives the door as a barrier, and clears the mind for what may be coming as you go through. often, you can step back through the door and 'retrieve' your thought.

    BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always forget what I'm doing even though i JUST thought about it!

    View more comments

    "My comics that are just a barrage of puns, the idea in my notes is sometimes only one pun on a topic, and then I spend that brainstorming time coming up with the rest. After that, I look up reference material for things that are harder to draw. People, machines, landmarks, anything that isn't a stick figure, haha. Then comes the actual drawing part. I use a Wacom drawing tablet and Adobe Animate. I originally used Animate because I wanted to animate! I still do sometimes, but not very often since it's hard and time-consuming! But my drawings are simple enough that I usually just draw the lines all in one go, and go over and color things in. Sometimes I just do grayscale if I'm being lazy, though. On occasion, if the drawing is more complicated, I'll make use of multiple layers and other techniques unique to drawing software, but not all that often. I also like to write the text by hand, since I think my handwriting is kinda goofy-looking and sets the tone better than using typed text. After all that, I just export images for the whole comic and each individual panel and get posting!"

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #6

    The Silly But Funny Comics From 'Wheat Comics'

    wheatcomics Report

    Lawless
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don’t need a thick head to enjoy these puns

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vlad is a total numskull, tibia honest.

    Vermillion Ace #443
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She has a nice rebuttal at the end, guess she still has some bite left in her.

    THE GREAT PAPYRUS
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    This comment has been deleted.

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #7

    The Silly But Funny Comics From 'Wheat Comics'

    wheatcomics Report

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A little? Doesn't seem like the husband cares much about it then

    "The hardest part is probably the brainstorming after I've picked an idea. It's always fun, but sometimes it can take a very long time and I need time to figure out certain details. I say it's hard, but it's really never too important. Usually just for minor details and hidden jokes that I care about, but don't always intend other people to notice, except for my dad! My first priority is to entertain myself, so plenty of my comics I don't always think will do well or be popular to a wider audience, but so long as I had fun making it or made myself laugh, I'm satisfied.

    ADVERTISEMENT

    The easiest part is probably the colouring. Mostly because the drawings aren't too involved, and I do the colours last, so by that point in the creative process, I've got a pretty solid idea of what I want so I don't need to think about the colour all that much."

    #8

    The Silly But Funny Comics From 'Wheat Comics'

    wheatcomics Report

    Annie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Writing these down for later! 🤣🤣🤣

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww. So cheesy and punny. I love it

    ELIJAH MARPEL-ZARATE
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    awww the love puns are so corny and adorable

    Carson Galica
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *scribbling down for use later in my high school career*

    View more comments
    #9

    The Silly But Funny Comics From 'Wheat Comics'

    wheatcomics Report

    Prilsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can combine pie charts and Venns? Or was that the joke? Ha-ha

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    This comment has been deleted.

    ADVERTISEMENT

    "My first inspirations as a kid were The Far Side and Dilbert. And also the poems and drawings by Shel Silverstein. When I started my comic, I was more inspired by YouTube animators, like Jaiden Animations and TheOdd1sOut. Recently, with comics, I'm inspired more by Shen, mrlovenstein, Nathan W Pyle, Cyanide and Happiness, and others."

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #10

    The Silly But Funny Comics From 'Wheat Comics'

    wheatcomics Report

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, that's actually cute and wholesome. We should definitely appreciate nature more than we do now

    #11

    The Silly But Funny Comics From 'Wheat Comics'

    wheatcomics Report

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, there you have your answer LOL __Poor guy (or girl or ... whoever organized that proposal)

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you're aromantic and it shows lol.

    He also had a few nuggets of wisdom for those who would like to try their hand at creating comics: "The best advice in my opinion is to just start. In a nutshell, anyways. My comic is much better than when it started. I'm not saying I'm a master artist or anything, but my drawings now are waaaay better than my first ones. I also only started out posting on Facebook, and spread out to other sites over time. You have to start somewhere, and it's OK if it's bad at the start! The first step to being OK at something is being bad at something! Just have to keep at it. That being said, I didn't necessarily go in with no plan, as I did buy my drawing tablet mainly for this purpose, and had been writing down ideas already for months before making my first comic."

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #12

    The Silly But Funny Comics From 'Wheat Comics'

    wheatcomics Report

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The problem with dating a werehouse is they always keep everything inside.

    ThoughtsAreNotFacts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol I guess I'm 5 yrs old cuz I just burst out laughing at this corny crap

    Prilsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too and I began to wonder if you can be a werecar too

    Load More Replies...
    Deal _Anneal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "WHERE'S THE MANAGER" ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

    Bob Belcher
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's never early, he's always JIT

    David Blake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to start writing a script for this ASAP

    Tim
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like a were-three-car-garage.

    Norman van Druten
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the carpets are nice and furry.

    Wombatred26
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sparkles, oh lord, save me from those sparkles!!!

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #13

    The Silly But Funny Comics From 'Wheat Comics'

    wheatcomics Report

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The same person also said "Do as I say and not as I do"

    The question about his favorite artists caught him off balance for a moment: "Oof, I follow a LOT of artists and have no idea what to mention. I love seeing a variety of styles to see what I can improve upon and what I might enjoy trying myself. Off the top of my head, artists I really look up to are Soeda Ippei, ippei_painter on Twitter. Their art is amazing, but they still can make goofy jokes with it too, which I enjoy. Another is jupachi18, they have an adorable style I adore. It looks like a simple cell-shaded style, but has great detail in every corner of a piece!"

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #14

    The Silly But Funny Comics From 'Wheat Comics'

    wheatcomics Report

    Robert Alter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the Love, Death and Robots episode called Three Robots. I wonder if that was intentional.

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *gasp* The horror!

    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont get it

    Daria B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the 2000s, when you used a USB stick in your Windows PC, before physically getting it out of your computer, once you are done, you had to "eject" it through software method first. Otherwise, you could compromise the data on the stick, making it obsolete and unusable. It wouldn't necessarily happen, but I heard first hand stories of people who actually had that accident happen.

    Load More Replies...
    View more comments
    #15

    The Silly But Funny Comics From 'Wheat Comics'

    wheatcomics Report

    Carmen Sandiego
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unrelated but reminded me of this convo 'Stop running around like a footless chicken' "Headless chicken" 'Uh no, how's a chicken supposed to run around with no head?' How's it supposed to run around with no feet?' I'm not a chicken, Maurice, stop asking me these questions!'

    If you want more comics with silly twists and turns and ridiculous endings, Bored Panda has got you covered. For example, let us introduce you to War and Peas, a very famous web comic that has all you want and more! Zach Cranor, though (yet) not as famous, has a taste for randomness in his comics as well. And last but not least, here are some comics by Channelate, a comic that has mastered the art of silly twists. And if you want to find more, check our comics category which has plenty more to offer!

    ADVERTISEMENT
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #16

    The Silly But Funny Comics From 'Wheat Comics'

    wheatcomics Report

    Carson Galica
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you know enough about the color spectrum, you know that the red one is the darker one at the top making a U shape

    Carmen Sandiego
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I thought! But it's a black and white movie, the dude has never seen colour.

    Load More Replies...
    Alexander Jacobs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    `it is simple! cut all at the same time!

    Kaide Jah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    #17

    The Silly But Funny Comics From 'Wheat Comics'

    wheatcomics Report

    Ian Osmond
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Speaking as an EMT... that is what I would do. It's... not as uncommon as you would like. I have sorta done this. I mean, it was just an oxygen concentrator, but we were dropping off a patient on oxygen, and the oxygen concentrator the nursing home had put them on was making a really weird noise, so we put the patient back on the portable O2 tank and glared VERY VERY HARD at the staff until they managed to find an oxygen concetrator that DIDN'T make the weird noise, while my partner tried turning the oxygen concentrator that we had on and off until we got it actually working. And put that particular nursing home on the list of "places to suggest to my friends who were raised by abusive parents to send their folks."

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Years ago HP used to make a heart rate monitor that the leads would short out so it appeared the patient was flatlining when they were fine. The solution was to unplug and plug it back in.

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That always works on electronic stuff...

    Laurie Ostergaard-Overbey
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this was done several times to my husband at Mayo Clinic, his heart was filabrating, and they had to drug/shock it OFF to make it start beating right....(sorry for spelling, even google couldn't help me this time )

    Carson Galica
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, if you have a pair of defibrillators nearby it could work

    Deni Castro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The machine, yes. Your grandma, not so much.

    #18

    The Silly But Funny Comics From 'Wheat Comics'

    wheatcomics Report

    Raider
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's like "b***h no you don't

    Amber swinger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As he looks at those garbage bags. They must burrrrnnn!

    #19

    The Silly But Funny Comics From 'Wheat Comics'

    wheatcomics Report

    Alexander Jacobs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *they pull out a paper from a pocket start DRAWing and they give each a heart drawn on each paper*

    Load More Replies...
    Raider
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The heart about made my day 💘

    ADVERTISEMENT
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #21

    The Silly But Funny Comics From 'Wheat Comics'

    wheatcomics Report

    Muff_Fluff
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which half? Specifics, please.

    Potato
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most are the top halves, but there's some weird diagonal cut ones and even a left half

    Load More Replies...
    Arf arf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i thought he was going to say he disappeared when i was 5…

    #22

    The Silly But Funny Comics From 'Wheat Comics'

    wheatcomics Report

    Why?
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    ... and the pain in my solar plexus was horrible!

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ac was failing but the waitress was hot.

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    This comment has been deleted.

    View more comments
    #23

    The Silly But Funny Comics From 'Wheat Comics'

    wheatcomics Report

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice long play. We need to make sure we don't upvote it too much and get it ahead of the first part.

    R Carson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those at least a half hour behind the rest of the world.

    Laurie Ostergaard-Overbey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, go back and upvote the beginning if you upvote here LOL

    ADVERTISEMENT
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #24

    The Silly But Funny Comics From 'Wheat Comics'

    wheatcomics Report

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When Seymour accidentally fed Audrey II some steroids.

    #25

    The Silly But Funny Comics From 'Wheat Comics'

    wheatcomics Report

    Why?
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just the sheer clothing.

    _Jenna _Oriol
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we wont be invisible we wont be denied still it must be nice it must be nice to have Washington on our siiiiddddeeee

    AnimalsRuleHumansDrool
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The little underpants on the small one.

    Carmen Sandiego
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You ARE talking about The emperor's new clothes, right?

    Load More Replies...
    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That Tasmanian guy from a couple days ago needs to knit him a sweater.

    View more comments
    #27

    The Silly But Funny Comics From 'Wheat Comics'

    wheatcomics Report

    ADVERTISEMENT
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #29

    The Silly But Funny Comics From 'Wheat Comics'

    wheatcomics Report

    Display Name
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time travellers be like

    Jane Dorothy Warner
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A plane flying over the desert plain should be plain to see.

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little known fact, Melchior was a time traveling myrrh lobbyist.

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    This comment has been deleted.

    #31

    The Silly But Funny Comics From 'Wheat Comics'

    wheatcomics Report

    Edwin Quantrall
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A comment that should never be uttered outside the context of a hardware store: "I'd give my left nut for a good screw!"

    ADVERTISEMENT
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #32

    The Silly But Funny Comics From 'Wheat Comics'

    wheatcomics Report

    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Beatles are called George and Ringo

    Tobias the Tiger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was wondering, "Why are they beetles?"... and then it hit me.

    Ian Osmond
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fool on the hill sees the sun going down, and the eyes in his head see the world going round.

    #33

    The Silly But Funny Comics From 'Wheat Comics'

    wheatcomics Report

    BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand how I can't get the tiny thing to hit the big racket!

    #34

    The Silly But Funny Comics From 'Wheat Comics'

    wheatcomics Report

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My problem is I keep dropping my hooks in a well of indifference and compliments don't exist there.

    Carson Galica
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm gonna send this to my fishing obsessed crush

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    ADVERTISEMENT
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #36

    The Silly But Funny Comics From 'Wheat Comics'

    wheatcomics Report

    Jaded Queen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well marriages r plague & bees r awesome in general. He must be quite pleased with himself. He could be the useless overseer of something laughable like human kindness or sense

    Load More Replies...
    sylvanticx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i love bees. if you don't move suddenly and they land on you (or you pick them out of the pool) they will get used to you. met one today that let me pet her as she sunned her wings dry on my finger.

    Dark Pearl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO NOT THE BEES NOT THE BEES AAAAARGH

    Raider
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

    Lisa Shelton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do murder hornets count? In that case St Valentine had a great year last year.

    #38

    The Silly But Funny Comics From 'Wheat Comics'

    wheatcomics Report

    #39

    The Silly But Funny Comics From 'Wheat Comics'

    wheatcomics Report

    Martin Forbes
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    This comment has been deleted.

    ADVERTISEMENT
    ADVERTISEMENT
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #40

    The Silly But Funny Comics From 'Wheat Comics'

    wheatcomics Report

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, you think that's a good jetty but it's really not. It's full a algae, shipworms, and rot. The supports are barnacled and crusty. The screws are ancient and all dusty and rusty. No trains, no planes, this pier's a useless space. No maintenance, it's falling into the ocean, what a waste. This is the worst dock as can be. 'Coz the rollercoaster at the end fell into the sea. PEACE!

    Madcap Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Bacony Cakes' awesome rap/poem! Wish I could upvote you several times!

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: You can reply by pressing the "Reply" button next to the vote arrows.

    Load More Replies...
    #41

    The Silly But Funny Comics From 'Wheat Comics'

    wheatcomics Report

    Vanta Black
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You silly moo... How could it be Christmas? He hadn't been bloody well born yet!" - Alf Garnett

    Harry Henderson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and how could god make the sun on the fourth day?

    Load More Replies...
    Random Anon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even the donkey wasn't impressed.

    #42

    The Silly But Funny Comics From 'Wheat Comics'

    wheatcomics Report

    Rench
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You think it's a bunny, but it's snot

    Carson Galica
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He has amazing control over how his snot forms though, that in it self is impressive

    Load More Replies...
    #43

    The Silly But Funny Comics From 'Wheat Comics'

    wheatcomics Report

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But like any kid, his parent's hearts will melt if she waits long enough.

    Why?
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But is the glass half empty or half full?

    ADVERTISEMENT
    ADVERTISEMENT
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #45

    The Silly But Funny Comics From 'Wheat Comics'

    wheatcomics Report

    Dark Pearl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the song was even remotely accurate in the film, it would've gone, 'COME WITH MEEEEEEEEEEE AND YOU'LL BEEEEEEEEE IN A WOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD OF OSHA VIOLATIONS!'

    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would it though? Do the Oompa Loompas classify as humans or are they an entirely new species? We need answers!

    Load More Replies...
    BookCrazyTeen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sang this, and I’m not sure if I should be disappointed.

    #47

    The Silly But Funny Comics From 'Wheat Comics'

    wheatcomics Report

    Ann Coffman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one made me laugh the hardest, literally out loud! But instead of a ghost, mine would be a witch.

    ADVERTISEMENT
    ADVERTISEMENT
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #48

    The Silly But Funny Comics From 'Wheat Comics'

    wheatcomics Report

    #49

    The Silly But Funny Comics From 'Wheat Comics'

    wheatcomics Report

    #50

    The Silly But Funny Comics From 'Wheat Comics'

    wheatcomics Report

    lunar eclipse
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can’t catch another pair like them

    #51

    The Silly But Funny Comics From 'Wheat Comics'

    wheatcomics Report

    Annie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two Wise Men and one not so much...

    Pepper DeVoe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one's Bill. He's sweet but not too bright, we love him anyway

    Load More Replies...
    ADVERTISEMENT
    ADVERTISEMENT
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #52

    The Silly But Funny Comics From 'Wheat Comics'

    wheatcomics Report

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can someone please explain me this one?

    Annie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! Never would have thought of that! These BUTTerflies are too funny!

    #54

    The Silly But Funny Comics From 'Wheat Comics'

    wheatcomics Report

    ADVERTISEMENT
    ADVERTISEMENT
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #56

    The Silly But Funny Comics From 'Wheat Comics'

    wheatcomics Report

    #57

    The Silly But Funny Comics From 'Wheat Comics'

    wheatcomics Report

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The egg. Species evolve over time through genetic mutations. A mutation had to occur in an egg/sperm cell that made it genetically unable to breed with the birds that came before so a non-chicken gave birth to a chicken.

    View more comments
    #59

    The Silly But Funny Comics From 'Wheat Comics'

    wheatcomics Report

    ADVERTISEMENT
    ADVERTISEMENT
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #60

    The Silly But Funny Comics From 'Wheat Comics'

    wheatcomics Report

    #61

    The Silly But Funny Comics From 'Wheat Comics'

    wheatcomics Report

    #62

    The Silly But Funny Comics From 'Wheat Comics'

    wheatcomics Report

    ADVERTISEMENT
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #64

    The Silly But Funny Comics From 'Wheat Comics'

    wheatcomics Report

    Roberto Alfaro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what I do. Deep breaths, not murder

    #65

    The Silly But Funny Comics From 'Wheat Comics'

    wheatcomics Report

    Annie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brings back some childhood memories

    #66

    The Silly But Funny Comics From 'Wheat Comics'

    wheatcomics Report

    Dandelion Patch
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bus boy is what Americans call the people who come by and pick up the dirty dishes from the table at a restaurant, or in catering. They may also do the dishwashing. I think other countries may call them a waiter's assistant or something

    Arthur Waite
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worked with a fellow from London, England. He told me once they call them 'Commie Waiters'. You know, 'cause they take everything.

    Lucas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Joke notwithstanding it's a commis waiter. A commis waiter is a food service professional who assists more experienced waiters. Also referred to as assistant or apprentice waiters.

    Load More Replies...
    ADVERTISEMENT
    ADVERTISEMENT