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Comebacks are a rare and fleeting thing, as most of us will only think of the perfect retort to someone hours after they've actually insulted us. Social media, however, has given us the unprecedented opportunity to send our comebacks to the right place at the right time and wipe those stupid smirks off of our enemies' faces!
It turns out, there's a perfectly savage burn for any given situation - whether it be your pupils trying to diss you at a class reunion, somebody questioning your education, and, of course, people trying to mock or brag about theirs or your love life. And if you ever fall short on comeback ideas, you can always circle back to this great collection and just pick one!
If you've ever seen a perfect comeback captured on social media, please add it to our list – and vote for your favorites as well!
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#1
Savage Burn
JeanneDeaux 10 years ago
Aaaaah Miss Johanson!!! You're my favorite teacher too even if I don't know you! Well done!
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#3
Funny Comebacks
#4
Never Mess With The Sister
P.BruxFHell 10 years ago
She got what she deserved. I hate girls that check their bf's phones. Yes, we ALL have secrets!!
#5
Know Your Quotes
#12
Job Opportunities
#13
Foodie Burns
#16
Browser History
#17
Savage Roast
#18
Orange You Glad
#20
Missing Something?
#21
Savage Burn
Lydia Interiano Dalton 6 years ago
Should have actually used that tiny brain of yours before you attacked Taco Bell like that man.
That_One_Harry_Potter_Nerd 4 years ago
Well, why aren’t Taco Bell tacos made of tacos and bells?
Camille Chaffin 4 years ago
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Im getting taco bell today now :) I get the chicken casadia
James G. Currie 3 years ago
Have to love the friendly put downs running around. lol -- about the only reason I *might* eventually look at Twitter.
Daniel Brown 7 years ago
taco bell gg and btw your mom called me for lunch taco bell and she was a Quesadilla
3.1415926535897932384626433832 9 years ago
Is Taco Bell's "Hot sauce" made with old spice too?
BRUH KREEK IS BOSS (XSWAG2COOL - Roblox) 7 years ago
*Cheers* TACO BELL! TACO BELL! TACO BELL!
#22
Funny Comeback
ElliotLord 10 years ago
It is a noun as well as an adjective. Failure! Have you heard the new single by...
#23
Savage Burn
JeanneDeaux 10 years ago
Do not mind the angry jalous ones. You're a very good actor. your interpretation in Criminal Minds for example was perfect.
#24
Worthy Sacrifice
#25
Savage Roasts
#29
Heart Breaking Comeback
#30
Savage Roast
#31
Bad Burn
#32
Funny Comeback
LockieScott 10 years ago
Tom Anderson posting his own gloat/burn. #canihazhelpworkingtheinternetz
#37
Savage Roast
#39
Overheard At Durham Uni Fb Group Post
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Bailey MORGAN 9 years ago
funniest i have probs seen so funny a to z one made me cry look at #2
kiana zurch 1 year ago (edited)
an insult i used on my nasty roomate (she set me up perfectly for it), she said your room really stinks, and immediately after she said that, without hesitation i said, kind of like your attitude, then to make it sting more, i walked out of the room without apologizing and instead said, goodbye. #noregrets
kiana zurch 1 year ago
yeouch it almost makes me feel bad for the recieving end of those burns, I mean i bet they deserve it, my all time favourite burn is, You're so ugly you made a hundred eyed alien run away in terror
Scholar Warrior 7 years ago
Don't know what to say if someone calls you fat,or ugly or F*** you. Try SNAPPY COMEBACKS . More than 500 savage comebacks to shut your bully. Lightweight app of 1.8mb: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.knightedapps.android.snappycomebacks
3.1415926535897932384626433832 9 years ago
So every single one of these have been said to you?
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MichaelTeofilov 10 years ago
What's even funnier is that most "burners" liked their own comments.
RossWatkin 10 years ago
Where does it say that they're the person who posted the burn?
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Bailey MORGAN 9 years ago
funniest i have probs seen so funny a to z one made me cry look at #2
kiana zurch 1 year ago (edited)
an insult i used on my nasty roomate (she set me up perfectly for it), she said your room really stinks, and immediately after she said that, without hesitation i said, kind of like your attitude, then to make it sting more, i walked out of the room without apologizing and instead said, goodbye. #noregrets
kiana zurch 1 year ago
yeouch it almost makes me feel bad for the recieving end of those burns, I mean i bet they deserve it, my all time favourite burn is, You're so ugly you made a hundred eyed alien run away in terror
Scholar Warrior 7 years ago
Don't know what to say if someone calls you fat,or ugly or F*** you. Try SNAPPY COMEBACKS . More than 500 savage comebacks to shut your bully. Lightweight app of 1.8mb: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.knightedapps.android.snappycomebacks
3.1415926535897932384626433832 9 years ago
So every single one of these have been said to you?
Load More Replies... MichaelTeofilov 10 years ago
What's even funnier is that most "burners" liked their own comments.
RossWatkin 10 years ago
Where does it say that they're the person who posted the burn?
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