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50 Of The Most Brilliant Comebacks Ever Screenshotted, As Shared On The ‘Clever Comebacks’ Page (New Pics)
There are very few things in life that feel better than one-upping someone. Not too many of us will admit it, but it feels absolutely amazing when you prove someone wrong, show everyone you're right, and demolish others with well-placed witty comebacks. The best roasts end up on the 'Clever Comebacks' subreddit, a community of nearly 754k members, eagerly combing the corners of the internet for humorous, witty, and razor-sharp comebacks.
When it comes to being witty, there are two general approaches. The first one is firing off an instant quip, taking advantage of the perfect timing. It's a skill that you can develop over time. The second approach is taking a bit more time and carefully honing the perfect response for each situation. That's much easier done on the internet than in real life, but it's also something we can all do, no matter our current skill in cleverly taking others down a peg or two.
London-based British musical stand-up comedian, author, and comedy writer Ariane Sherine highlighted to Bored Panda in a follow-up interview what's most important when it comes to a clever comeback. "I think the most important thing with comebacks is speed. Even if the joke isn't a total zinger, people will be impressed by your quickfire response," she said. Read on for her other insights about how we can all up our comedy game.
You'll find Bored Panda's earlier post about r/clevercomebacks right over here. Be sure to give it a read once you're done enjoying this list and upvoting the comebacks and epic burns that you personally feel deserve calling the fire brigade over.
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#1
Just Try Not Being Straight For Awhile
Julie C Rose 4 years ago
Not to mention the part about forgetting his birthday for three years. While there are absolutely parents who are this bad and much, much worse, the wording of the letter sounds like someone who is mimicking a homophobic piece of garbage so they can have the satisfaction of seeing the columnist’s response, rather than an actual homophobic piece of garbage.
Legen ( wait for it ) dary 4 years ago
Hey Foxxy, hope you are doing well. I was already wondering where have you been, since I didn't "hear" from you for a couple of posts. Nice that you are back.
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Full of Giggles 4 years ago
I’ve always asked anti-LGBQT if homosexuality is a choice, how do they know they’re heterosexual?
Isa Car 4 years ago
Well, clearly they CHOSE to only act on heterosexual urges - in other words, they are bi or something like that. :P
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Kelli from Fitness Blender 4 years ago
How do you forget your son's birthday for 3 years in a row???
Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
"My mother forgot my birthday... So I will choose to be hated, discriminated against, live in constant fear and danger while being certain I will burn in hell forever unless I remain lonely and miserable for life, that will teach her." She is stupid and ignorant... but at least, she tried to change him (although it is impossible) instead of disowning him. If I had a choice, I would rather have had such parents than bruises and bitterness.
Iggy 4 years ago
It doesn't say anywhere that the parent was the mother. Grand bit of sexism you've got going there. As for the rest of your comment, bruises can be on the inside too when people are crushed by being made to feel there's something wrong with them. God only knows what that lad is going through in that house. Awful parenting takes many forms.
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The Chosen One 4 years ago
There are multiple things wrong with this parent. Like not only are you homophobic you forgot your own son's birthday? I don't care how busy your work schedule is forgetting your kids birthday isn't ok much less 3 YEARS IN A ROW
JessG 4 years ago
I knew the question would be awful as soon as I read: "I'm part of a church group...I'm afraid they will make fun of ME..."!! Yeah, who cares about him right? You don't want them to make fun of YOU. Smh, wow. Such a great response. I don't know if this is real, but I have NO doubt there are people out there that are this ignorant, unfortunately
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#2
You Can Still Breathe Idiot
Julie C Rose 4 years ago
Also, the subject of double masking among people outside healthcare wouldn’t even have come up if Trumpy boy hadn’t been all “RAMPANTLY SPREADING COVID IN THE COMMUNITY IS FREEEEEEEEEEDUMB!!!1!” Signed, Our prime minister doesn’t like covid
Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
He's POTUS. Unlike the last one, he knows he's not invincible, and wants to be cautious. B/c, y'know, virus, variants, pandemic... ARGH.
Oskar vanZandt 4 years ago
Double-layered masks are compulsory in some environments: it's just obvious on President Biden because he's wearing two different types.
Kim Lorton 4 years ago
Outstanding slap back! Former nurse here.. when it was really bad and they recommended wearing 2 masks, I popped that second one on no problems ever! Doc, you are my hero of comebacks!
Michael Sanders 4 years ago (edited)
Guess what I have to comment on Eva the Egg because she has been downvoted. For zero absolutely zero reason. Look at yourselves.
#3
It's Already Happening
Sum Guy 4 years ago
Isn't dean browning the guy who said "I'm a black guy and I can say Obama personally did nothing for me"
No you didn't 4 years ago (edited)
Yes. The black gay trapped into the body of a white conservative.
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J. F. 4 years ago
I'm not an american, but I would say that this can't be sticked to a president but to the overall system
Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago
Not just Trump, that has been going on in the US for generations.
Ariane told us that most stand-up comics have a "repertoire of comebacks" that they often share with others in their profession when it comes to tackling hecklers at shows. "We're not all as fast and talented as it seems! But if we're doing stand-up, our own routines will be original—it's just heckle putdowns that might not be," she said.
#4
Hypocritical, Hyperbolic, And Hyper Stupid
Seabeast 4 years ago
Now now, he once stood outside of a church holding a bible. Okay, it was upside-down, but still...
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ADHORTATOR 4 years ago (edited)
I remember when police removed protesters so Trump could take photos in front of a church
Kay blue 4 years ago
Not forgetting the upside-down Bible he was brandishing.
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Serial pacifist 4 years ago
Yes, Trump and the Church of Stormy's disciples. And the poor thing thinks you can cancel Christianity like Netflix or something.
Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
"On Christ the solid Rock I stand" .... does not involve, to my recollection, smug superiority and virtue signaling. Hmm. (Note: I do not identify as Christian as that term has been diminished in the US; I am a Jesus-ist!)
Bill Taylor 4 years ago
"Trump has spent more time in Stormy Daniels than he has in church". I just spit coffee out of my nose laughing. Touche' Cindy!!!
Fixin'Ta 4 years ago
Christian here -- Trump used his "faith" as currency to buy votes. "By their fruit shall you know them..." (meaning, you will know a person by the kinds of things they do). I can tell you, his was rotten. It breaks my heart to see so many people who claim to follow Christ following the idol of "American Christianity" instead, thinking they're doing the right thing. That's not true Christianity.
#5
Room Temperature Iq
Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago
Someone from the US talking about rights is quite ironic in my opinion. Although I don’t see anywhere that suggests Gary is from the US.
SoozeeQ 4 years ago
His Twitter page indicates he's from Pennsylvania, USA.
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Julie C Rose 4 years ago
The USA and UK have the same ranking in the Global Human Freedom Index. New Zealand is number one, which is deliciously ironic given how many of both countries’ conservatives spent a large chunk of 2020 calling us a dictatorship because of our covid response.
Nick Jones 4 years ago
We've had the Magna Carter since 1215 (a bill of rights, if you like ).
Don't Look 4 years ago
What on earth? They don’t have rights in England? I take it he’s basing that on literally nothing.
Jace 4 years ago
Same here. Ever since the false "patriotism" of nationalist idiots and their flag waving, post-9/11, I've been embarrassed by my country's average populous.
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#6
Exodus 20:7
Oskar vanZandt 4 years ago
Maybe the atheists who are into science would yell "OH...BiG...BANG!" :P
Bob Belcher 4 years ago
They can't, the Big Bang theory was authored by a Catholic Monsignor. Most people don't know that little fact lol
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Kelli from Fitness Blender 4 years ago
I think Neosporin is needed for this burn.
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AJ 4 years ago
I don't think that's using Lord's name in vain. But I'm an atheist, so what do I know.
Vicky Zar 4 years ago
You don't need to believe in God or be a Christian to know more about it then some so called christians.
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Comedian Ariane also opened up about an "awful stand-up show" that left her incredibly embarrassed. However humiliating the situation was, it was also an example of razor-like wit in action. "I started a joke by saying 'I'm single at the moment...' and a guy in the audience yelled, 'I'll shag you!' So I called his bluff and said, 'Come on up here then' and he shot back, 'Nah, I've taken a closer look and I don't fancy you!' Really humiliating and not much fun at all, but possibly quite amusing for the audience."
#7
I Hope This Hasn’t Been Done Before
Laura Mende (Human) 4 years ago
Ok, cool answer for that MF. BUT MUFASA!!! 😭😭😭😭😭 THIS WAS THE DAY MY CHILDHOOD ENDED!!!
HOUSE 4 years ago
Don't forget when the old lady in fox in the hound gave up Todd.
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J. F. 4 years ago
Lions are only succesful at 1/3 of their hunting attempts - the most successful predator is the African Wild Dog with a success rate of 85%
Gandalf the Pink 4 years ago (edited)
I'll one up the African wild dog with nature's most effective predator, the dragonfly, with a success rate of 95% (!)
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Dizzy Falcon 4 years ago
If I am a sheep, at least I produce something, like wool. Lions are out in the savanna eating other things
SCP-096 4 years ago
I would tell you to put cold water on that burn, but even that won't help with that roast.
Emperor Kitten 4 years ago
Just to throw it out there - cats are some of the only non-human animals that can catch covid-19. So... Yeah.
Oskar vanZandt 4 years ago
Those lions look a bit peaky to me... but then mammals from the felidae family are known to be susceptible to COVID-19.
cookie panda 4 years ago
another one is sheep: least concern lions: critically endangered (thats true btw. best part)
#8
May I Use Your Tweets?
Allen Lavine 4 years ago
Wait woman poo I knew something was wrong with my wife doing her hair that many times a day
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pusheen buttercup 4 years ago
My father loves my mother, she is the love of his life- She also invents new cursewords daily
#9
I Hate Anti-Maskers
Serial pacifist 4 years ago
unintelligent, unevolved...it's one of those continue the logical chain shirts.
Gabunya Matata 4 years ago
my grandma died few days before christmas due to covid, my grandpa (her husband) died yesterday due to complications from covid. It's just another virus to me too but if you can do something to help others stay safe, does it matter that you have to wear a mask for a bit?? is it really that hard not going around getting people sick??? people are literally dying! and you can make less people die by just not spreading this s**t with this thin mask that does in no way "harm your human rights" or " stop your airflow". I lost my grandparents to someone who didn't wear a mask around them, they were staying at home so someone visitited and got them both sick. Just as ridiculous it is to you that you have to wear a mask- it's as ridiculous to me that people have to literally die cuz you're a c*nt!
Lauren Caswell 4 years ago
I'm so sorry for your losses, truly. And for those who don't wear masks; for shame. This is the pain your actions cause, take note.
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Ariane added that you gain emotional resilience as a comedian by becoming more experienced and practised at the comebacks. "You don't want to give them the chance to reject you, as I did previously— you've got to get in there first with a funny insult!"
#10
Simple, Yet Effective
Lauren Caswell 4 years ago
What a stupid tautology of a statement ffs. PSA: Feminism isn't attacking men for being men. It's equal right. So tiring to see this nonsense
Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
Feminism: The right to choose what you do, regardless of male opinions, e.g., go to medical school instead of nursing school; be s tay-home mom b/c you *want* to, not b/c you have not; and so on.
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Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago (edited)
She is the kind of woman that gives other women a bad name.
#11
Illegal Plants
Sum Guy 4 years ago
That's why you never use religion to explain something... it often times contradicts itself.
Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
Especially when the person never read the original book and the analysis which the best theologists of the world have been making for centuries, but just listens to angry televangelists.
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Shelp 4 years ago
Well, this is a clever comeback, but I feel like the first post was advocating for the depenalisation of cannabis, so I don't really know on whose side I stand right now
Yort 4 years ago
It’s a stupid argument, though. I mean if they made it illegal eat poison sumac, that wouldn’t be saying God is wrong. It can kill you. It’s a bad argument for marijuana.
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#12
Philip Brought A Tank In A Knife Fight
nala simba 4 years ago
I don't understand the heading. Wher did he bring the tank in a knife fight?
For those of us who have some trouble firing off clever retors, Ariane said that we can always take inspiration from comedians if things don't come naturally to us. "As I say, heckle putdowns are generally shared among comics so there's no code of honour when it comes to using them (but you mustn't nick original stand-up material!)" she said.
#13
I Should Be Allowed To Pick The Oil Company I Die And Kill For!
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago (edited)
I doubt if coming home from a war in a bodybag or with severe PTSD is so beneficial.
Alphabet Soupy 4 years ago
Yep, a family member was a Vietnam vet. He committed suicide at home, with his wife and kids there. The casualties aren’t just the troops, it’s their whole families and friends.
Load More Replies... Bacony Cakes 4 years ago (edited)
Hey look! It's Osyriraqbanontarmenranstan! Let's attack it for no reason and steal its oil! There can be no negative consequences of this venture at all!
Marlowe Fitzpatrik 4 years ago
Can I choose the arms-manufacturer? In that case, I'll choose Stark Industries
Load More Replies... Bob Belcher 4 years ago
The military is the rich peoples group of poor that will die for peanuts to help the rich change the world in the shape that only benefits them.
CHRISTOPHER BRIDGER 4 years ago
My dad is a marine, so Im not sure what to say. and no, he is not infantry he is civil affairs.
DC 4 years ago
Respect for what? For a system forcing you to join armed forces and put your life on the line for other people's profit, the exact same people depriving you from having access to basic healthcare without admitting yourself into decades of poverty, debt and struggle? F**k the military!
Dave In MD 4 years ago
Yep, we all fight and die for oil. That why gas is only 5 cents a gallon.
#14
Can Anyone Show Martha The Original Constitution ?
Tobin Kern 4 years ago
An Amendment is not a "rewrite". If it was a rewrite, it would be called a revision or correction. They chose the term Amendment for a very specific reason. Blackburn is correct in terms of definitions. Jemele is correct when using the term "rewrite" and mistaking it for Amendment
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Anna Banana 4 years ago
Even the idea behind this doesn't make sense - like laws from 200 years ago should never be updated because... Why?
Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago (edited)
For someone saying some moronic s**t, she should not be a senator. Although it seems like it is a requirement for the job in most cases.
Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
Nations rewrite their constitutions far more often than the US seems to realize ----- signed, US citizen born and bred, owns copy of much-amended (ergo changed) constitution.... They're 99 cents online, folks, or free even.
UncleRussian 4 years ago
Also if you didn't rewrite the constitution you wouldn't have booze right now
Damo Lee Park 4 years ago
amazing how many Americans don't understand what Amendment means. Then scream about protecting the constitution from change with their second amendment rights...
Elizabeth 4 years ago
Does she know what the bill of rights is? Or even the Articles of Confederation? What state does she represent? (Seriously hoping it’s not mine)
#15
Looking For Approval In All The Wrong Places
Roxy Eastland 4 years ago
What did they think they were proving? That JB isn't tyrant-y enough?
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Trump voters have been brainwashed to believe that Biden will change the US into a socialist abomination with no respect for sadistic autocrats, tyrants, oppressors, dictators and megalomaniac nepotists.
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Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
Yes, respect from Putin... that's what i look for.... in a cockroach.
Yort 4 years ago
The rAnDoM part? It’s meant to convey a kind of sarcastic, mocking tone.
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Earlier, I spoke to comedian Ariane about wit, comebacks, and comedic timing. The professional comedian explained to Bored Panda that when it comes to witty comebacks, they can be spontaneous as well as planned out.
#16
Common Sense Is Really Rare These Days
Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago (edited)
And will to live. And reptilian instinct of self-preservation, the thing which comes with the urge of breathing and eating.
Jo Johannsen 4 years ago
Somehow, there is a segment of our population who has decided common sense isn't good enough for their upper class sensibilities. **sigh**
#17
Whatttt !?? No Vegan Options At KFC!???
cybermerlin2000 4 years ago
As an amateur astronomer, I found this very informative. I will avoid World of Carpets. Thanks for the heads up
YoChicken 4 years ago
Oh, I've taken up an interest for astronomy as well, I heard that they have some great telescopes in Fred Meyer's, just for future reference.
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Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago
As a vegan myself I can definitively say KFC does have vegan fries and corn, which is more than a lot of places. And they tested Beyond Meat and will expand it to the menu soon. Can’t wait!
Lunar Bicycle 4 years ago
Discriminated against my ass. I’m vegetarian, I would be thrilled if the whole world was vegetarian, but I’m not walking into a BBQ joint and whining that there aren’t tofu ribs for me.
BananaJo 4 years ago
Ok but KFC literally stands for "Kentucky fried chicken"!What did she think was gonna happen
JessG 4 years ago
Yes, exactly, (thanks?) that is why that response was made.
Load More Replies... JessG 4 years ago
But, if she's vegan, why even visit that establishment at all? If anything, she should boycott it
Catlady6000 4 years ago
Reminds me of the people who proudly don't tip, because servers should be paid a living wage, instead of boycotting places with tipped servers. They'd be more believable if they actually stood for their beliefs
Load More Replies... The Chosen One 4 years ago
...KFC stands for Kentucky Fried Chicken not Kentucky fried chickpeas
Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago
Actually their coleslaw and biscuits aren’t vegan but their fries and corn and green beans are. I still swing by for fries sometimes there.
Load More Replies... Jace 4 years ago
I'm a vegan. I understand her desire to be given meatless options at restaurants, but... It's f*****g KFC. It's not a proper restaurant and I wouldn't eat there even if I was still eating animals. Expecting this option at KFC is a bit much. This is a slow process and we are making progress, but KFC was never going to be on the front of issues like this. However, McDonalds has apparently made deals with Impossible Foods to offer vegan burger patties, so even the fast-food companies are seeing that vegans are a valid market. See? Progress!
Jarno Flinkers 4 years ago
If one (or more) of my friends are vegan, vegetarian, we decide in front what restaurant to visit. If I opt to go to a steakhouse, they are obviously declining before setting food in said restaurant. Because that's why we communicate!!!
#18
Damn... Guess My Opinion Is Invalid
crazy_cat_notAlady 4 years ago
oh yes it is. i am indian and I referred to myself as "brown-skinned" a couple of days back and people were like "what..?! u cant say that?". really? i can't call *myself* brown? why? i would b grateful if someone could explain it to me though.
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Grumble O'Pug 4 years ago
I think the OP was referring to the myriad of fragile, entitled white people who gibber “racism” when they get called out.
Gin Marie 4 years ago
Who better to define the seriousness of the wound than the person who inflicted it? Makes perfect sense!
Random Panda 4 years ago (edited)
Please pick up a history book and educate yourself on the multitudes of ethnic/racial conflicts that have existed all over the planet since the dawn of civilisation. The idea that racism can only be perpetuated by white people against people of color is incredibly ignorant at best.
Load More Replies... Jace 4 years ago
I understand what he's talking about. It seems the point is being missed by people intentionally. They attack the technicalities of the language, rather than accepting the intention of the statement: white people don't get to tell other people what is or is not offensive to those people. This is a huge problem where white people say/do racist s**t and then declare "that's not racist"... and then turn it around and say "you're just mad at me because I'm white, so you're racist too!" It really gets tiresome to see people endlessly argue with the language just to avoid grasping the f*****g point.
Lauren Caswell 4 years ago
Omg yes! People will argue about the semantics, they not pick, anything but actually talk about the issue at hand.
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CatWoman312 4 years ago (edited)
Racism can be performed by anyone. A black person can be just as a racist as white person. If you look up the actual definition it doesn’t say anything about minorities it simply says one who feels their race is superior to others.
Aliquid A 4 years ago (edited)
Depends on which definition you use. There is a definition that has been around for a long time that states (more or less) that "judging someone by their skin color is bigotry, but it doesn't escalate to racism until it is systemic, and one group has more power than the other". -- so in America, a black person can't be racist to a white person... because they don't have the overall society standing behind them and backing them up. And by this logic, In China a the Uyghurs can't be racist towards the Han Chinese, because the Chinese hold the power. -- I'm not asking you to agree with this definition, just letting you know that it is out there, and has been for a long time.
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bxttery_bxby 4 years ago
Guys, racism exists in all races. Literally. But the color of your skin doesn't matter. Be proud of who you are.
Nadya Raymond 4 years ago
There is nothing wrong with the word or being black... I live on an island that is literally in the sun and we are of different hues from Albino- white- light brown- caramel brown- brown- cocoa brown- blue black... I for one am caramel brown I don't want to be any lighter or darker I love the skin I'm in... but there is nothing wrong with the word or being black its just it comes with a very negative stigma brought on by slave masters... it was a way to disconnect the people and create a system of hierocracy.... penning black people and anyone associated with black as being at bottom of the every barrel making them and their indispensable like garbage... which is why Black Lives Matter because at the end of the day we are all Humans... honestly disliking someone just for the colour of their skin is the most ignorant thing... people like that are always insecure
A lot depends on the person thinking up the comeback as well as the particular situation they're in. After all, we've all had moments when we fire off a joke that's 10/10 without knowing how it came to us. We've also been in situations where we're in the shower washing our hair, and we suddenly come up with the ideal comeback to something someone said a week ago. Alas! Usually, it's too late to deploy that perfect comeback because it's far, far too late.
#19
She's Baaaad
cookie panda 4 years ago
yeah right? alex, jaiden, parker, ect are all good non binary names.
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New Prometheus 4 years ago
Some men grow up thinking women are attracted to assholes.
Load More Replies... Lauren Caswell 4 years ago
Mr Spigotts is a cats name. And chair is a noun. This is a short paragraph, and here is a full stop.
Stephanie Raymond 3 years ago
Alex is short for Alexandra/Alexandria as well as Alexander dude.
#20
Maybe I Am Karen?
Nicole Weymann 4 years ago
"Wenn das Brett vorm Kopf davor schützt, geradeaus zu denken..."
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Linda Cowley 4 years ago
I don't know, maybe the Chief Panda thinks it's funny
Load More Replies... Tame panda 4 years ago
But I think the response is not good because this is just like racism but instead of colour there is country. Many people aren't rich enough to travel out of America and no one can choose which country is their hometown.
angie but who cares 4 years ago
xenophobia is the word for thatt for future refrence
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Michael Sanders 4 years ago
Sum Guy made the exact same joke in the reverse and got 148 downvotes! I mean who’s running this thing 😉. Look at yourselves.
Michael Sanders 4 years ago
Update it’s at 195 downvotes now. 1 f’n 95 for the exact same joke. Amerikarens? Yeah really mic dropped that one, you got us! KAREN was so proud of it it is above and below this post. 🤦🏼♂️ Look at yourselves.
Load More Replies... New Prometheus 4 years ago
God I hate the Karen meme. Why is it somehow worse that women are unreasonable? What's the male equivalent? Oh right, there is not, because men are *always rational and reasonable*
littlesaresare 4 years ago
I still call 'male Karens' Karens. The name has nothing to do with sex. Not for me, anyway.
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#21
Bill Burr Everybody
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Oh come on, It just took them over 2000 years to declare that sexual harassment isn't what Jezus meant when he said "Let the children come to me".
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Display Name 4 years ago
I was raised religiously. Left it and never looked back. It seems more like brainwashing than believing to me.
Load More Replies... Damo Lee Park 4 years ago
I love when catholics say "there's more to the church than paedophiles" and I throw back "yeah, like land theft, murder, oppression, invasion, slavery..."
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
Scamming them with pieces of paper saying they're going to heaven, Razing Damascus, Moor genocide, all the good stuff!
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"I've definitely come up with comebacks that are spontaneous," Ariane shared. For instance, I told my daughter that if she didn't behave, I'd give her inheritance to a donkey sanctuary. She said, 'You wouldn't', and I came back, 'You bet your ass!' But though I hadn't used that comeback before, I clearly had knowledge of the pun and might have used something similar in the past."
#22
He's Not Wrong
Lilly Rose Poppy 4 years ago
Where do you live? I’m just curious as to where they say moonroof, i live in the southern us and call it a sunroof?
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Raine Soo 4 years ago (edited)
As an aside, model Iman (David Bowie's widow) recalled how she started her runway career. She went to see designer Halston, and he asked her: "Can you walk?". And she replied, "Well, how do you think I got here?" I loved her response so much that I still remember it to this day. Thanks for reading.
#23
Look Before You Leap
Gabriel Jackson 4 years ago
God didn’t choose to put COVID in the world. We have free choices. We are not god’s puppets. That guy ate the bat, and god sent abt 20 different versions of the vaccine. I can’t believe this. (For ye Americans, there are a lot more vaccines, its just for sum reason America wants to make their own. Don’t ask.) (and i am American too do dont say you don't know that)
Load More Replies... Seabeast 4 years ago (edited)
A drowning fisherman refuses all offers of aid after his boat capsizes because "I have faith in my god! I'm praying and my god will save me." So he gets to the afterlife and asks his god why he didn't answer his prayers and the deity smacks on the back of the head and says "What do you think the people trying to pull you out of the water were, dummy?"
Jo Johannsen 4 years ago
I can't claim to be religious, but haven't I heard that God helps those who help themselves?
Noemie Houtekie-N'Da 4 years ago
Yes he does. If you want something and work hard for it, he will give it to you. This lady is just stupid. Not all Christians are like this I promise.
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Kenny Kulbiski 4 years ago
I need more information on the " Most High Simple. " The Most High Complex confuses me sometimes.
DDmaybeandor 4 years ago
It's a powerful balloon. The simplest way from point A to B is a straight line, and the simplest flotation device that moves straight up is a balloon; therefore "MOST HIGH SIMPLE" is a balloon that's capable of taking someone to the highest elevation attainable.
Load More Replies... DDmaybeandor 4 years ago
You CANNOT have FAITH in God and still wear shoes. If you wear shoes that means that YOU DO NOT HAVE FAITH IN THE MOST HIGH SIMPLE.
Ozacoter 4 years ago
They actually persecuted scientists and doctors for centuries. Even nowadays a lot of catholic priests and bishops are against modern medicine and the vaccine.
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Truth Monster 4 years ago
God have us the ability to reason. It is logical to get the vaccine. Its logical and normal to worry about the efficacy, the potency and the side effects, but saying that taking it is an affront to God is using your religion as an excuse to be stupid. Fyi, while there have been some safety handling hiccups, the numbers are showing its as safe as something can be.
#24
Vandalized Pineapple
Mr. Derpy Dino 4 years ago
and heres this, he even mention Lil Pump in one of his songs (Packman, while Dissing MGK) but wasnt offending him, he was just talking about how their alike...
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PrincessTheSiameseKat 4 years ago
I appreciate people who don't tattoo their faces I'm fine with tattoos just putting them on your face is a bad idea
Flora Mclellan 4 years ago
Lil Pump looks like if someone graffitied, ran over and mummified an Elton John doll
As for finding the line between a regular comeback and one that makes you laugh out loud, according to comedian Ariane, it's clear for everyone to see when the comeback's good and when it falls flat on its face. "It needs to be very fast, well-timed, and take people by surprise as well as being clever, witty, and immediately understandable." When you break it down like that, the art of the comeback becomes even more daunting than it was before.
Fortunately, our subconscious mind kicks in and takes over from us when we least expect it. (It could do that more often because it's bloody brilliant when it takes charge.) "But that's relatively rare in my experience. I'm sure many other comics are more natural than I am!" Ariane shared that it doesn't happen nearly as often as we'd like.
#25
When You Get Shot Down By Facts
Tobin Kern 4 years ago
I have solar panels on the house I bought and after 4 years in this home, we generate more electricity in 6 weeks of summer than 6 months of winter.
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• Lemønchu • 4 years ago (edited)
Unfortunately we have millions of others Jims to worry about too...
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#26
That’s My Gender
Paul Davis 4 years ago
Amazing how the people who absolutely seem to loathe and despise everything Jesus ever stood for are the ones calling people who disagree with them "Godless"
Jace 4 years ago
What the actual fuckityfuck is wrong with these cultists? Why do they assume "democrat" = "godless"?? I'm an atheist, but I'm not a democrat (I only have an affiliation in order to be allowed to vote in primaries, because PA is a stupid closed primaries state). I came from a family of democrat-voting theists. I know countless scores of people who are both democrat and religious. It drives me nuts, but the left isn't remotely atheist. It's not even unchristian. The ones who identify as "spiritual but not religious" are just as religious as the rest (they just believe in alternative nonsense). The republican cult also isn't remotely sincere in all their bible thumping godliness shite either.
Dodo 3 years ago
Because Republicans are the ones trying to take states back to Biblical times. If you go against them, *clearly* you're godless. 😉
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#27
Who’ll Email You When You Block Him More Like This
Anna Banana 4 years ago
Great, now even women are perpetuating this 'No' means 'Try harder' bs! No wonder some guys get confused.
Julie C Rose 4 years ago (edited)
I used to have a teenage creeper who emailed me when I blocked him. Do not want to marry.
GirlFriday 4 years ago
PLEASE! And women, stop this sh*t. It isn't as cute and funny as you think. It is immature and hurtful.
Joe Reaves 4 years ago
1 - yes games like this are dumb. 2 - do not marry the guy who clearly doesn't take no for an answer.
Gabunya Matata 4 years ago (edited)
so let me get things straight... you say what u wanna say and then block the person so that they can't also say what they want to say, cuz only your point of view matters... and you expect them to email you an appology ( cuz if you expected them emailing their point of view instead, you wouldn't have blocked them in first place) :) this is immature, childish, disrespectful, and ain't nobody wanna marry a person like this. It was " cool" when we were 12. Grow the f up and don't block your man expecting him to run back to you if you've disrespected him by taking away his ability to speak to you.
Founded back in 2018, the 'Clever Comebacks' subreddit celebrated its third birthday back in January. Since then, it's amassed a huge following that keeps on growing. Since our last post about the community in December 2020, the number of members has grown from 679k to almost 754k.
Not everyone has the nuanced point of view that witty comebacks can be either impulsive or planned out. According to Rhea Wessel writing for the BBC, witty comebacks can only be made in the moment and timing is vital. Without it, there's no wit and no comeback worth remembering.
#28
They Lack Opposable Thumbs
Lauren Caswell 4 years ago
What's with the antivaxxers thinking they are lions, I've seen a few of this. Poor lions, we musn't tar them with such a dumbass brush
New Prometheus 4 years ago
Lions are considered masculine animals. Which is ironic as the females do the work in the herds.
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Steve Barnett 4 years ago
Two lions walking down a high street. 'Bit quiet for a Saturday isn't it?'
Aamna Shah 4 years ago (edited)
Okay I must say this is a gorgeous lion. An absolutely magnificent animal.
cybermerlin2000 4 years ago
Poor Sainsburys. Imagine having to spend your life watching out for horny lions
#29
Other People’s Kids Is A Surprisingly Great Form Of Birth Control
Misstaken138 4 years ago
My little sister always tells me that watching my 3 and 4 year olds is the best birth control ever.
Aria Whitaker 4 years ago
I had my daughter at 34. I was married, stable well paying career, home big enough for all of us, savings in my bank account and 100 times more mature and patient than I would have been at 24. I am SO glad we waited until we were ready and prepared. I was able to fully enjoy my 20's without child issues or worries. Would not change a thing and will encourage my daughter to do the same. Shame no one told the OP that!!
Bob Bobbins 4 years ago
Different strokes for different folks - we had our kids earlier. My wife was 21 and I was 24. You don't have any money in your 20's anyway, so all we would have done was go to bars or whatever we were already doing. That gets real old. Instead, when the kids are adults and move out, we'll be 39 and 42. We have a ton of money at this point in our lives and we'll have 30 years to travel and do all the stuff we would have wanted to do in our 20's, but couldn't afford. Seems like it works out either way.
Load More Replies... Sarah 4 years ago
Right there with you. Allow me to introduce my mid-60s child-free self. Never a regret.
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Gabunya Matata 4 years ago
i don't also quite understand people in their 30's not wanting children but i'm in no position to judge. Can't judge people with no kids, can't judge " 23 y.o with 5 kids" either. How about we just let everyone mind their own business if it doesn't affects us personally :))
Jace 4 years ago
The obsession with making babies ... I know it's biological, but we have birth control and, supposedly, rational thinking abilities to deal with the biological consequences of pursuing sex. People constantly act like we are superior to other animals, but then they demonstrate this insane tendency to want to overpopulate to the point where we literally destroy our own habitat (and we've destroyed so much of it for other species already). Stop the stupid culture of pressuring people to reproduce as if that's something everyone must and should do. Especially at such a young age!!
#30
This Is Not Your Business There Is A Something To Consider, You And Your Boss Do Illegal Things Every Day
NeRdInEsS 4 years ago
She really needs to get off twitter, quite the comments she has.
Load More Replies... Serial pacifist 4 years ago
Tomi is like the stupidity vending machine. So much to choose from.
NaruTheCollective 4 years ago
Separate people. One group were peaceful protesters. The others were rioters who started s**t to start s**t. Two separate groups. Please don't confuse the two.
Indra Servo 4 years ago
It's fine to shoot people who is rioting but you're not allowed to riot when people shooting you, only in US
J. F. 4 years ago
Legit question. Do they hurt "the system" or the local businesses with looting? Next stage of oppression will be shop owners/chains moving out of the affected neighbourhoods
Aria Whitaker 4 years ago (edited)
Legit answer. The people that are actually there to protest the police crimes, are NOT the ones doing the "looting". People are opportunists. Criminals will see a protest consisting of thousands, and take advantage of the situation. That is what people are trying to tell you all that constantly harp on "BLM looting"...it is NOT BLM DOING THE LOOTING. They dont "hurt the system" because they are not the ones committing the crimes. But certain people see black folks "looting" and ASSUME they just have to be a part of BLM. Wrong assumption.
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MOSES Moses 3 years ago
But they were kneeling on my neck, after peacefully breaking into my home and my neighbors small liquor store.
Stephanie Raymond 3 years ago
While Ayesha is right, she follows the teachings of a child raping warlord so....
While we all secretly enjoy a spot of dark humor here and there, there's an advantage to choosing to go for more positive comebacks instead of negative ones. "Often the best retorts are comebacks that are witty, take the higher moral ground, are appropriate and most importantly, positive," Rhea writes on BBC Worklife.
Choosing positive comebacks over negative ones is especially important in a work setting which can affect the atmosphere and how employees feel about their jobs. "Positive comments are a far better tool for keeping projects on track while showing your love of linguistic acrobatics. Others will find the humor in them and you may see negative interactions quickly cease," Rhea explains.
#31
The Founders Would Say "The F**k Is An Ohio?"
Sum Guy 4 years ago
And what's this obsession with founding fathers? Do you know how crazy you have to be to say, you can't do something because a person born 3 centuries ago said so
Grumble O'Pug 4 years ago
These nut-jobs barely comprehend Dr. Seuss, if they can’t get past the stuff they learned in 3rd grade history, don’t be surprised. Forget nuance, paradox, or complexity.
Load More Replies... Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
They would also say "where are my slaves ? Burn that witch ! Long live Louis XVI. Women belong in the kitchen" but is not the topic here.
Lauren Caswell 4 years ago
And yet even with all that ignorance/whatever you'd call It, they still used isolation protocols.
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Seabeast 4 years ago
The last bubonic plague outbreak in England (where Washington was born) was in 1665/66, just 66 years before he was born. The last outbreak in France was 1720. He could have met people growing up who'd had direct experience of that particular plague and certainly would have been familiar with the concept of quarantine.
Lauren Caswell 4 years ago
TIL that link :) my fact for the day, im going to try and use it in conversation so i remember (thats my method if I want to highlight particular things im my memory distinct from the general torrent of internet nonsense ^-^)
Load More Replies... MOSES Moses 3 years ago
Yup, and then because the British trapped in Boston were concerned about the Indians being cold, they sent them the blankets from those that died from smallpox. So Caring
Brandy Grote 4 years ago
Wait, Ohio has as many citizens as MY CITY? (Which has been shut down for a year.)
#32
Asking For A Friend
Watching 4 years ago
The Trump trash are a special kind of stupid. And the whole family is creepy and incestuous.
Shalini Pabreja 4 years ago
You just have to see their Jan 6th home video for a few minutes to learn that.
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Joe Reaves 4 years ago
Also how much money have the secret service had to pay to golf resorts owned by the president this year in order to protect him while he hits a tiny ball around some grass?
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Let's not oversee the fact that Trump scammed his followers out of money even when he was kicked out. https://edition.cnn.com/2021/04/05/politics/donald-trump-fundraising-2020-campaign/index.html
Alphabet Soupy 4 years ago
The trumps are quite possibly the most infuriatingly ignorant and repulsive family in this country. Maybe topped by the DeVos, whose son Erik Prince founded a f*****g mercenary group, aka private military, Blackwater (now Academi). They not only influence American politics, but all over the world, and yet they call democrats “globalists” There is SO much greed and looting at the top of the US government, it’s disgusting,
#33
Totally True
cybermerlin2000 4 years ago
As Eve was effectively cloned from Adams rib, sex between them could be classed as narcissistic incest but then you could say that Adam was the first person to go f**k himself
Display Name 4 years ago
Show me God exists. Prove it beyond a reasonable doubt and I'll believe you.
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JessG 4 years ago
Anyone that wants to spout out what is sin and what isn't, feels free to pick and choose whichever ones they want to follow. The whole idea of "sin" is ridiculous and hypocritical
Nikki Owens 4 years ago
That just means *people* are ridiculous & hypocritical, not the idea of sin itself.
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BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago
I wish people would stop using religion for this stuff. It's pretty disrespectful and God doesn't care about this stuff. He'll let anyone into heaven no matter what they do.
Zach Heimann 2 years ago
Also, since Adam and Eve only had two sons, that means all homophobic Christians are hypocrites.
#34
Well, It Had To Be Something Productive, Right?
Bei Stenhaug 4 years ago
Not even..at all. They are on the same side of the argument.
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M O'Connell 4 years ago
This does drive me nuts. Especially since many modern cars will flash the turn signal three times if you just flick the stalk. You don't even have to turn it on and turn it off manually.
Freya the Wanderer 4 years ago
If people who don't use their turn signals drive you bananas, stay the hell out of Atlanta!
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Sarah Marrero 4 years ago
Any of y'all ever been down south?! Turn signals are optional there lol
Sarah Marrero 4 years ago
It's not about time, or being lazy. It's just a thing. Honestly? Y'all aren't perfect either 🙂
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Now That Is Some Comeback!
Lauren Caswell 4 years ago
That's actually a cute way to turn a self depreciating put down type of thing into a sweet potential date or friend :)
#36
"Id Like To Live"
Carol Emory 4 years ago
Being a diabetic who has to take insulin shots, it is more polite to excuse yourself to the restroom to take the shot for several reasons. A) you could start bleeding once the needle is removed, B) Some people faint at the sight of needles, C) Some people faint at the sight of blood. It's just courteous.
Paul Davis 4 years ago (edited)
Agree but at the same time I've heard numerous stories about diabetics being demonized as drug addicts by fellow students and teachers for doing exactly what you said -- I remember one post quoted a teacher saying, "If it was something she needed she wouldn't be trying to hide it!" I suppose it basically boils down to a certain percentage of people have knee-jerk negative reactions to anything different no matter how inhumane it makes them look.
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Ashley Conover 4 years ago
I had a similar experience at a job back in 2013 and the trainer had my back. I take insulun too.
#37
“How Many Gold Medals Do You Have?”
DARKNIGHT131 4 years ago
I don’t think you commented on the right post, or maybe just a glitch on my side, idk
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Julie C Rose 4 years ago
Leave the cat out of it, the cat didn’t wake up and choose assholery.
Kay blue 4 years ago
To be fair, cats are genetically designed to be assholes - but that's why we love them.
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The Frenchiest Fry 4 years ago
Are cat mittens mittens that cats wear or regular mittens with cats on them?
Watching 4 years ago
There's a trump lady on here named Debra and I told her the same thing the other day when she was bitching about Biden.
Damo Lee Park 4 years ago
overslept, AND STILL WON GOLD. That says a lot about the generation.
Jace 4 years ago
I hate people who slander entire generations. Let's be honest: "That generation" has zero incentive to "work hard". They work at school, get into debt to go to school, and graduate with nothing to show for it but debt. Not a job. They're slandered by the generations hanging on to all the status quo shite destroying the planet. They can't afford their own homes, so they stay with their parents long term. They're the first generation consistently worse off than the generations that came before.
Anna Banana 4 years ago
Criticizing the work ethic of an Olympic medalist is quite... self-confindent.
#38
It Be Like That
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
I'm quite concerned that 1171 people really think that this is the best way to raise your children. Sheds another light on old people who never get to see their kids.
Noemie Houtekie-N'Da 4 years ago
My parents work in similar way. I get stuff and freedom as long as I do as they say and respect them.
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Lisa loves cats 4 years ago
well, its a harsh truth, but at least he’ll know what he’s doing to his children
Gabunya Matata 4 years ago
both sides are correct cuz knowing what i did as a 14-15 year old and am not proud of (both irl and on the internet) , i wouldn't want my child to do the same. Once i see my child as reasonable and responsible i would let them have their freedom and privacy. I was neither at this age (giving this age as an example cuz 17-18 year olds just need privacy imo no matter how reasonable they are cuz they're almost young adults now, not that much of children anymore) so i didn't have privacy ( never had my own room, we didn't lock doors at home either) but my mom was never at home so i did the dumb s**t i did... There's a line where you can both respect your child but also not allow them to do dumb s**t ( like getting involved with predators online for example, or doing harmful things to others or themselves) and i really wish someday i would find this line when i'm a parent.
Duncan Ash 4 years ago
If you consider your child as lower than a friend then you need to rethink your relationship with them...
Autumn 4 years ago
Okay, kids deserve privacy but that doesn't mean that you need to be completely unaware of them. They deserve your trust until they do something that proves that you can't trust them. However, if they listen and you know that they're responsible then they can have some space.
Basil Ignatov 4 years ago (edited)
i'm gonna get burned for this: I am a parent and i protect my sons privacy(16), protect him from harmful information, online violence, offline violence and guard him from getting exploited. When applied to (online and offline) communication i need to loosely monitor the communication between him and some people. When applied to online and offline informationsources, i need to loosely monitor what info he is consuming. I do not act on the information in those communications, other than to guide him if needed. To guarantee a childs rights, the privacy the child has from a parent or guardian is limited. Once a child is no longer a child, the privacy should be complete. (The level of privacy a child has from a parent should be in relation to the length a child has to go to maturity, but i cant find that bit in childrens rights) https://www.unicef.org/child-rights-convention/convention-text-childrens-version [[The only countries not on board are Somalia, South Sudan, and the US]]
#39
Found On Fb... Personally I Found The Response To Be Quite A Zinger
あんぱんまん 4 years ago
this is a random response unrelated to ur comment... just wanted to say that for some reason when ever i see ur pfp i see squidward and i have to remind myself that its not squidward... i find ur pfp adorable btw xD
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Serial pacifist 4 years ago
And turnoff is written together if you are using it as a noun and not as a phraseme.
i love...................food 4 years ago
Helo this is the Department of redundancy Department got me laughing
A Random Panda 4 years ago
https://allthetropes.fandom.com/wiki/Department_of_Redundancy_Department
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#40
That's A Critical Hit!!
Thenatural 4 years ago
Kind of ironic that a guy called 'Justin' tweets about laughing at a shrinking penis
Donkey boi 4 years ago
So many guys are going to be on here all, 'Size doesn't matter'! Sorry guys, To an extent your right... but you're wrong!
Bei Stenhaug 4 years ago
100% correct. If you are equipped with a dagger instead of a sword, you're gonna need a lil' extra practice to be good in battle.
Load More Replies... SCP-096 4 years ago
Why do people laugh at small penises? Some people can't just will their penis to grow longer. They can't control it. But that was f*****g savage.
M O'Connell 4 years ago
They really shouldn't laugh at them. When considering a partner I would pay attention to the size of their penis about as much as I would pay attention to the size of their breasts, which is hardly at all. Ultimately, it doesn't really matter.
Load More Replies... Gabunya Matata 4 years ago
( i did get the joke and pollution is a serious matter but also) " all sizes of women are amazing", "all sizes of boobs are amazing", but then " haha small penis" .. this bothers me and i'm a woman, nothing gives you right to mock small d***s, even less if you don't like it when someone laught at your small tits
Kendra Miller 4 years ago
It's terrifying, but unfortunately the science has been replicated and backed up. Basically it's micro-plastics that are everywhere and in everything. Such as lotion (added to make it more absorbent) and milk (plastic deposited while passing through plastic pipes in farms and factories). Just existing in the current polluted world, micro-plastic is accumulated in our bodies. When a woman gets pregnant the micro plastic crosses the blood barrier between mother and child. The plastic mimics testosterone, which is fine if the child is a girl (probably causes other issues but in this case fine), but if it is a boy, it means he isn't getting enough of the real testosterone and his genitals don't develop properly. He is less "boy" then his grandfather. For female fertility statistics, a grandmother would be more likely to get pregnant at 35 than a women today at 25
Load More Replies... MOSES Moses 3 years ago
I agree. In Finland, during winter, it is unnaturally cold, and my penis shrinks. But, when I step into a sauna with naked women, it grows right back. Phew!
#41
Colorado Didn't Send Their Best Or Brightest
Shalini Pabreja 4 years ago
This Lauren Boebert is appearing too damn much on this list; that too always on the wrong side of the debate. I smell a Tomi redux.
Dave P 4 years ago
Actually the imbecile is the person who doesn't know the difference between an addition and a rewrite. It is quite different to add a new room onto a house, than it is the throw it down and rebuilt it.
Tobin Kern 4 years ago
People need a dictionary it seems. An amendment is purposely done that way for us to see and recognize how the country evolves.
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Do Some Research Before Spouting Nonsense
Mr. Derpy Dino 4 years ago
and gte this, they are BOTH a food dish! *double face palm*
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Serial pacifist 4 years ago
Also, Muslims believe that Jesus is God's prophet and celebrate his life. Mary is the only woman mentioned by name in the Quran, etc. Pulao is not mentioned, however.
Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
The main difference is that Muslims believe Jesus was created by God as a great and virtuous but mortal man, so He was not God incarnate.
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Bruce Izadi 3 years ago
Also, Muslims believe in Jesus. They just believe he was a prophet rather than a deity.
#43
Skinny Jeans Are Out!
Little Dino 4 years ago
as a "Gen Z'er", skinny jeans are not out. there are tons of people who still wear them, but this was a great response cause the girl was just being rude
J. F. 4 years ago (edited)
"Your jeans aren't in style anymore" - "Your dad didn't noticed your BF yet?"
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#44
I Would Prefer "Beeeeees Run Run"
Cupcake168 4 years ago
And if you pronounce the s in it really soft and long it even sounds onomatopoeic.
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Laura Mende (Human) 4 years ago (edited)
YEAH! Speaking is a noise too! It's a couple of noises in a specific order, but NOISES! And some are annoying (like Heidi Klum)🤣😂🤣😂
Julia Mckinney 4 years ago
My sound for the wasp that just stung me was "AAHHH!! S**T THAT HURTS" *jumps out of car stopped at yield sign, starts madly flapping my t-shirt and looking like I'm trying out a really frenetic dance move then apologizes to cars behind me gets back in car and continues on to doctor's appointment*
#45
Fascists Calling Others Fascists
Grumble O'Pug 4 years ago
And a slew of chumpanzee twits who grew up on legitimate press suddenly believe in a fraudster like trump. Insane
Evil Little Thing 4 years ago (edited)
They didn't grow up on legitimate press though, they grew up on Limbaugh the Liar (may he suffer the eternal torment of his own company).
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Christy Smith 4 years ago
Why are Trump supporters so damn simple minded to the point that they don't comprehend they themselves were back their own Hilter (?)
Samantha Hurrell 4 years ago
Basically what Trump would have finished on if he'd gotten those extra 4 years. He was already more than 50% of the way.
Shalini Pabreja 4 years ago
Happening in India RIGHT NOW. Nobody raising a finger to stop it except Joe Biden. Say what you want, man’s firm on his values.
Diane Knight 4 years ago
For U.S. the media did their best, however Congress was complicit. Most the GOP part.
#46
Savage Comeback
Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago (edited)
I will add another, largely denies women’s rights for example domestic violence, sexual assault etc.
The one and only 4 years ago
one more, opressing lgbtq+ people and saying "bisexuals/asexuals/pansexuals don't exist"
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Daniele Tigli 4 years ago
Thanks for pointing this out, that's so horrible
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chi-wei shen 4 years ago
When Hitler came to power in Germany he ended unemployment and lifted many Germans out of poverty by increasing arms production. Does anyone think he was a blessing to Germany?.
Johanna 4 years ago
@chi-wei Shen, German here. And yes, here live people who exactly say this. In my town is a Nazi-Pub and the owner is a holocaust-denier. And yet there a people saying "but he does good work" and so on. Its bizarre.
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Steven Lu 4 years ago (edited)
"Human rights" for the US: - BLM; - Mexican boarder camps; - Nuclear tests on Pacific Ocean islands; - 560k+ Covid deaths; - Every war you started in the middle East namely "bringing ppl freedom", which in fact was for oil; - How native American lost their land and lives ... Do I need to say more?
Adam Jeff 4 years ago
I don't want to condone China's human rights record, but: The famous photograph from Tiananmen square shows the tanks being stopped by a guy with a shopping bag. Incredibly brave guy. But the thing is, the tanks did stop. They didn't roll over protesters.
y a n a 4 years ago
No, they didn't run the guy over but they killed thousands of innocent protesters instead.
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#47
I Am More Better Than Everyone
Lauren Caswell 4 years ago
4 weeks sober is four weeks at what must be an awful time of withdrawal and temptation. Good on this person. And yay for 5 year guy too: no need to knock others down to make urself feel big tho. We all start at zero (hah not in all things of course, or the world would be fair!!!)
Full of Giggles 4 years ago (edited)
The first 6 months of sobriety are the hardest. Someone 5 years sober should know this and also know why it’s crucial a newly sober person should receive positive reinforcements at every milestone, regardless of its significance, within those months. As a reformed addict and alcoholic myself, I’m disappointed in 5 year guy.
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Nicola Roberts 4 years ago
Celebrating someone else's achievement does not diminish your own - grow up!
Julie C Rose 4 years ago
I need to remember this one. I hang out in an area of the internet where people lurve to say stuff like this asshole.
Gabunya Matata 4 years ago
every step further is a big step and it you have to take a step back to make 2 steps forward, you're still doing amazing. somedays you'll have to sit in the same place as yesterday but that's also a part of the progress, at least you're not walking backwards. always praise yourself for the smallest progress you make cuz you're doing it to help yourself and not everyone is willing to make this progress cuz it's hard work. don't pay attention to toxic people on the internet, imagine how sad does someone's life have to be for them to want to hurt others online
Load More Replies... Michael Isaacson 3 years ago
He was not bragging, it was sarcasm. Four weeks sober is a laugh. So is five years. I'm at 61 years sober so far. THAT'S bragging!
Kate DiLiberto 3 years ago
Unless he never had an addiction or went through recovery. If he is discrediting nearly a month of sobriety, he might not have ever been there, himself.
Dodo 3 years ago
You're aware people with addictions aren't stupid, right?
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Kaepernick Has Entered The Chat
Sum Guy 4 years ago
The amounts of cults in the US is scary... how else would explain the republican party
Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago (edited)
I wish Tomi Lahren would just disappear from any sort of media. I have read so much crap that has come from her mouth/fingers. I don’t know who is the biggest idiot, her or her followers. This is by far not the worst thing she has written.
Ara Noguera 4 years ago
Tomi says so much stuff that maybe she's not sure which side she's on.
Paul Davis 4 years ago
These right-wing extremists are only ever capable of seeing their own side of any situation, because they believe they are the only ones who are human and therefore whose opinions and views count.
Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
Who is that guy ? Looks like so kind of athlete, but that's all I know.
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Colin Kaepernick who shocked the US by kneeling while the national anthem was played out of protest against racial injustice and police brutality.
Load More Replies... Jace 4 years ago
Tomi seems to just say s**t without any sense of context or meaning other than "ME ME ME ME ME ME ME!!" She sounds like she's the kind of person who decorates her house with $150 giant text wall-hanging objects that say "Live, Laugh, Love!", and other vapid s**t, entirely unable to grasp how those words and phrases aren't remotely implemented in her actual behavior in the world (as she's obsessed with s**t that's none of her business, angry and hating on people for wanting things like an equitable society).
#49
Hey Girl, Are You Piñata ?
Stille20 4 years ago
No if I read that I would be out immediately. BLOCK!
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#50
Vaccinated Politician Tries To Call Out Elitism
Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
Not the word I was thinking to describe him... !
Load More Replies... Kendra Miller 4 years ago
Just going to add, Fauci said that for three reasons. A) They were really concerned that people would panic buy and there wouldn't be any supplies left over for the doctors and nurses who desperately needed them. B) They had no science on the efficacy of cloth masks, they didn't know if they helped or made it more likely to catch the virus. C) They were concerned it would be "security theatre" people would wear them and then go to parties and live life like normal. Fauci and other doctors and scientists instead wanted people to stay home and stay away from other people, because they knew that would prevent the spread. They did their best with limited information, which is all any of us can do.
Joe Reaves 4 years ago
Also whole chunks of the American public think vaccinations cause autism and masks stop you being able to breathe, so there's a definite basis for thinking they need to be tricked into doing the right thing. Just making it mandatory hasn't worked.
CatWoman312 4 years ago
Where did he get his medical agree from again? Oh right he isn’t a doctor
Damo Lee Park 4 years ago
wasn't he part of the cabal that downplayed Covid in America to trick Americans into a false sense of security?
Dave P 4 years ago
In March Facui railed AGAINST masks and created the antimaskers, he was also against the COVID Vaccines before Trump lost the election and changed his mind. In fact he has been wrong more times than he has been right and changes his opinions based on Media coverage. Every doctor I know does not respect him anymore. He makes comments based on medical knowledge 10+ years out of date. He is 80, out of date on knowledge, out of touch with reality. He should have been retired before all this.
Pusfarm 4 years ago
That couldn't POSSIBLY be your anti-mask bias speaking, by chance, could it! I bet I can count all the doctors you "know" on one hand. With my thumb and fingers amputated.
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It’s Easy To Make Ted Cruz Look Like An Idiot With All The Stuff He Does.
Yort 4 years ago
Next they’ll be complaining that Biden went to the bathroom once even though there are poor people.
#52
I Mean, He's Not Wrong ..
Roxy Eastland 4 years ago
In Kensington in London the life expectancy between people that live in the South and people that live in the North is ten years. Ten years.
Seabeast 4 years ago
Having been to the north, I'd guess it's the pork pies.
Load More Replies... JCRocks 4 years ago
Accurate. This should be higher. To the person asking about zip codes, they are numbers that are used to mark certain regions in the country for the purpoaes of delivering mail. For example, there is a 12-year difference in life expectancy between residents living in 94513 Bel Air, California (84.7 years) and 90002 Watts, California (72.8 years) even though they are about a half hour from each other because of income disparity.
#53
A Whole Lotta Words!
Kitty Luna Darrow 4 years ago (edited)
with that logic, men shouldn't wear pants. we'll see a larger curve, if you get my drift XD
Carol Emory 4 years ago
Or in the case of this dude, that they're cutting off the oxygen supply to their brain.
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Kristof De Smet 4 years ago
Then men shouldn't wear pants either? Because we have the same kind of legs, curves and rear end?
Roxy Eastland 4 years ago
Is he so out of touch with the real world that he doesn't realise that a huge number of people find the sight of a man's legs, curves, and rear end in trousers incredibly attractive???
Lisa loves cats 4 years ago
actually, skirts were made for men so their you know what could swing loose
CatWoman312 4 years ago
Let’s see dresses are too sexy because they show off our legs or ankles. Skirts same reason. Shirts also outline our breasts. What tf are we supposed to wear Kyle
chi-wei shen 4 years ago
He rather sounds like a guy who has been f****d by life more than once.
Terry Tobias 4 years ago
In some ancient cultures it was common for women to wear pants so I wouldn't necessarily agree that pants were "invented" for men. And the pants that he's talking about are modern examples. He should do some research.
#54
Imagine Getting Owned By Your High School Teacher Decades After You Graduate
Sum Guy 4 years ago
People followed these people because they were the government and they thought they were popular, and when they lost, people left to follow the next government.
Blayne 4 years ago
It was posted a couple of days after the traitors stormed the capital. Some of their supporters (finally) realized that these people weren’t putting democracy first.
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Dodo 3 years ago
I think it's the amount they lost recently, not their overall followers
Load More Replies... WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
As if teachers wouldn't remember students they had decades ago who became famous or notorious.
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Electric Car Owners
M O'Connell 4 years ago (edited)
That's hardly relevant since there really wasn't anywhere to go or anything to do with the power being out. If I were someone on a ventilator I'd much rather have an EV around than an IC vehicle. A stand-alone mechanical respirator draws 150W. The cheapest EV for sale around me is a '12 Mitsubishi i-MiEV, with a 16kwh battery, assuming that battery has 50% capacity left a fully charged cheap car could run that ventilator for 2 whole days. Powering it off of an IC car would require 10 gallons of gas, at least (if there was that much in your tank to start with).
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Why? You still have diesel generators to power the charging stations. 000Image1-...fa3fe1.jpg 
Bron 4 years ago
Is that how gas stations normally work though? You’ve got can after can full of gas waiting to be poured into cars? Cos in my country, the fuel is in a big tank underground and needs to be pumped??
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The Perfect Analogy
RoseTheMad 4 years ago
And proceeded to leave the entire world, thankfully...
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#57
Trump Karen Gets Quoted Scripture
Sista of the moon 4 years ago
Kids in cages lol Biden’s not doin anything different but calling them “overflow facilities”
NaruTheCollective 4 years ago
Never mind he buys hookers all the time and eats a lot of McDonalds, say's it's gourmet food....or the fact that all of his businesses are being sued.
Sky Render 4 years ago
This reminds me, is it just me or is Trump basically Gul Dukat from Deep Space Nine? Obviously self-serving, actions blatantly gave his intentions away at every turn (as did his words), yet people kept stupidly trusting and supporting him.
#58
When Gun Fanatics Accidentally Make Your Point For You.
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
In 48 states it's completely legal to buy and own a flamethrower.....
Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago
And here in my country it is illegal to own a laser pointer that has more than 1 milliwatt of power.
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Powerful Clapback
Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
Either a prostitute or a female wolf. There are two possible translations, but one is more likely than the other one.
Kaleb Prichard (MiraiKuma) 4 years ago
I will admit to ignorance and had to look this up. I am glad I did. Well done.
#60
Getting Owned By Their Own Kids
#61
And The Survey Says.....
Lorelai Purvis 4 years ago
like this guy's username says, wear a mask stupid. i'm actually starting to convince myself the people who don't wear masks get rid of brain cells when they breathe
#62
Giving Will Be Rewarded
Yort 4 years ago
No that was a different insane right-wing blonde white woman.
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KrabbyGramps666 4 years ago
Yea if Donald trump did that than I would sh*t myself all the way to the bank to cash that check
grace koncsics 4 years ago
I am confused why her tweet required a snappy comeback....maybe I'm missing something.
#63
Anti-Masker vs. A Hedge
Sista of the moon 4 years ago
My dad was standing outside our house. On the porch OF OUR OWN HOUSE. He wasn’t wearing a mask bc he was only standing on the porch. A lady walked up to him and decided to yell and cough. She was wearing a mask. Jeez. This person highlighted in blue, I understand but leave people alone when they’re literally just standing outside.
#64
Well I Can't Suggest Her Anything (Being Op Sucks)
#65
Called Us “F***ers” !!!
Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago (edited)
I would seriously like to know how Kayleigh sleeps at night after what she has said during Trumps presidency.
Julie C Rose 4 years ago (edited)
It was Hillary who called you deplorable, not that aide. And she shouldn’t have walked it back either.
DC 4 years ago
You ARE a threat to democracy, freedom, and a lot more. Basically it is quite simple: Any from of opinion is to be based in reality. Not so, not a valid opinion, not even a legitimate one. The only restrictrion that always was seen as so obvious that no one ever thought about writing it down, but ... but an opinion requiring to ignore facts or accept falsehoods as facts is by no means an opinion, but at best an illusion, likely a delusion, likely medically relevant and to be treated in the psychiatry.
Paul Davis 4 years ago
The proof that they really are a bunch of deplorable and irredeemable f***ers is their total lack of any sort of self-insight or shame about themselves.
Chris Miller 4 years ago
Unity is not a blanket 'we forgive you'. Unity means moving forward and working together. But you have to acknowledge the past to do that. That means recognizing you are a bunch of "F#@kers", should be ashamed and appalled by your behavior and tactics, and work HARDER to make up for it.
#66
Technically Correct, The Best Kind Of Correct, Until Someone Starts Crying
Carol Emory 4 years ago (edited)
Or they realize what a dumbass they've been adopted by and run away. Who the heck adopts a shelter cat and sticks it outside? Yeah..like they're going to stick around after being in a cage for God only knows how many months. SMH
TheRandomBorger 4 years ago
Poor taste. Get some professional help, maybe
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How Dare These People Try To Steal The Election With Their Votes!
Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
Yeah, she does. By wearing a mask. (It is sarcasm, I am just kidding about the people who think this way, please don't assume I am an anti-mask idiot).
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NaruTheCollective 4 years ago
Atlantis. Home of merpeople. Greek mythology. Yes. Merpeople are scrounging up Democratic votes. Yup yup. Checks out. YUP.
Alexander Albon 4 years ago
"This claim about election fraud is disputed"-Twitter with the clapbacks
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Republicans changing voting laws to block black people from voting again....
birdie asf 4 years ago
it does, which is why i question to this day how the big orange moron ever got in office.
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Misandrist Gets Murdered By An Intellectual!
Tina Hugh 4 years ago
...are not the words of someone interested in discourse or learning in general
Load More Replies... Yvonne Blau 4 years ago
I agree! I always thought "human" somehow goes back to latin "homo"
Load More Replies... Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
What do you call a person who says the other sex is "superfluous" and "biologically inferior" to them ?
Tina Hugh 4 years ago
Languages generally are patriarchical though. The male is the default and the female is a variation on the male. His emotional word salad can undo the reality of what I have personally seen in Arabic, Spanish, German, Hebrew, French, written Chinese and English.
brukernavn340 4 years ago (edited)
We also see it in Korean, where 그 (geu) can mean "that/he/she", while you have the optional 그녀 (geunyeo) which only means "she" (when you want to specify it's a woman you're talking about).
Load More Replies... Candia Lee 4 years ago
Etymology is irrelevant. Men held the pen, wrote the languages, studied the languages, copied the manuscripts.
Hans (TheRealMoleman) 4 years ago
F**k me, I think I just fell in love with the person replying.
Carol Emory 4 years ago
Plus much of the English language is borrowed from German and French, like the word water is from the German word wasser or Kuchen for Cake. The English Language has changed leaps and bounds in the past few hundred years. Assuming sexist origins is not only false, it's laughable.
Dodo 3 years ago
If a man complains about women's behaviour, we call it misogynistic. This woman is complaining about men's behaviour (wrongly, as it turns out). It's misandristic.
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Change My Mind, But Without Science
Paul Davis 4 years ago
lol someone who thinks the world is 4000 years old and is posting under "Christians Against Science" is not going to be swayed by scientific facts. By anything, really. Will only reject anything you tell them as "not what I know". I'm certain his only interest will be in protecting his superstitious beliefs that buffer him against his fear of death...weirdly, though, notice that this same person seems to be posting things on a computer, so is clearly using technology and all manner of things in his daily life that have only come about through the application of the scientific method. There is just no end to the amount of stupid out there in the world.
Eliška Hůlková 4 years ago
WTF? Wasn't creation of world according to Jewish calendar (which is based on writings that are part of Bible as well) 6000 years ago?
DDmaybeandor 4 years ago
Oh honey, there are too many syllables in your reply to change that idiot's mind. Might as well be speaking a foreign language.
#70
One Pay Taxes The Other Doesn't
Jo Johannsen 4 years ago
Protecting the churchgoers, leaving the pervs to fend for themselves?
Ozacoter 4 years ago
Not that sexualising impoverished women and treating them like a sex objects is a good thing.
Mike Crow 4 years ago
The church has been keeping women under their thumb for centuries.
Load More Replies... Seabeast 4 years ago
To be fair, strip clubs shouldn't be open either. https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/covid-cases-toronto-strip-club-1.5722338
Yort 4 years ago
Yeah, if MUSEUMS have had to be closed for months, strip clubs sure as hell shouldn’t be open.
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Ian Koch 4 years ago
Something I've noticed on BP, NEVER SAY ew, or you'll get downvoted to hell and back.
M O'Connell 4 years ago
That's because simply posting "ew" and nothing else, adds nothing to the discussion. It's a completely two-dimensional remark that might as well have been made by a bot.
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From A Post About "Censorship" (Because Some Anti-Vaccine Bs Was Removed)
Watching 4 years ago
So that's the reason Trump kept the Hitler autobiography on his nightstand.
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Actually, it was a book of his speeches which he studied to learn how to incite racism and xenophobia. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/donald-trump-used-keep-book-hitler-s-speeches-his-bed-according-his-ex-wife-a6765391.html
Load More Replies... Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
And, it was 6 million Jews. The death count overall ("undesired types") is much higher. *sigh*
Susanne Müller 4 years ago
Did you not read that comment at all? As a German I can tell you it’s a f*****g joke and incredibly offensive to compare fact checking with the oppression and censorship in the third Reich. But hey, sure, murdering +6 million people, torturing them, castrating disabled people, concentration camps, etc are totally on the same level as deleting anti vaxx bullshit. What a prime human being you are.
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P.h.d. From Google
Ozacoter 4 years ago
To be fair you can learn a lot about medicine without having a degree. But you need to go to reputable sources, like scientific articles, not quora.
Samantha Hurrell 4 years ago
Exactly like looking into peer reviewed studies on sites like BMJ, the Lancet and others.
Load More Replies... RoseTheMad 4 years ago (edited)
Dear Karen: The stuff you read on facebook whilst you're taking a s**t isn't research.
Nat Hedley 4 years ago
No, it implies you need a PhD in immunology to disagree with someone who has a PhD in immunology when discussing vaccination.
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#73
On Decriminalising Drugs
Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago (edited)
Making drugs legal does not mean there aren’t restrictions. The fact is making illicit drugs legal will actually solve many problems like drug cartels, serious crimes, the high rates of overdose or people taking laced drugs etc. Prohibition doesn’t work but having rules and regulations helps greatly.
M O'Connell 4 years ago
The only viable endgame to the "war on drugs" is to create a more just and equitable society where people don't need to turn to illicit drugs to escape the shittyness of their existence. And a society which cares for the mental health of its citizens and encourages people not to hide and self-medicate with drugs.
Load More Replies... WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
By legalising something you take away the opportunities for criminals to make money out of it. That's what the prohibition has taught us. So instead of spending billions on fighting drug cartels, the government could make billions on legalizing drugs and taxing them. It would also ensure a constant quality and less fatalities due to drugs contaminated with all sorts of deadly additions. It would also lessen the number of people incarcerated and the number of crimes.
Mohammad Ammar 4 years ago (edited)
That's true but you're also destigmatizing it, making it's use more common. Ik a lot of people whose perception of weed changed upon it's legalization in the west. Same with alcohol and smoking. "It's legal and everyone does it so who cares if I give it a go"
Load More Replies... Ivana 4 years ago
Portugal decriminalized drug use and they had amazing results. HIV infections decreased, substance abuse treatment increased, over doses decreased, and overall drug use decreased. Drug addiction is a illness not a crime. Drug addicts need medical treatment, not arrests on their records so they can never get a job again. Still illegal to traffic and sell drug, in fact drugs are still illegal, they are just decriminalized. You go to court with a judge, your lawyer, and a medical professional who assesses if you require mandatory rehab or if you should pay a fine.
Yort 4 years ago
Decriminalize drugs just means lessening punishments for people who just have drugs with them, basically. It’s stupid that people become convicts over having like an ounce of marijuana in their car when they didn’t even do anything else. I mean I hate marijuana, it smells awful, but it’s stupid.
CatWoman312 4 years ago
Most responsible drug users do it in the privacy of their own home or somewhere safe. They don’t go out driving to the mall. They’re too high to do that s**t. Also I use the term drug loosely as I’m sure they’re referring to marijuana and marijuana is a lot less dangerous than alcohol
#74
I Don't Think So
CatWoman312 4 years ago
Trump actually put the fence up. I recently visited DC, asked a driver about it, and he told me Trump put up the fencing during the BLM protests last summer. Biden has kept it up bc of the attack on the capital in January.
M O'Connell 4 years ago
A wall is entirely unnecessary, and frankly counterproductive. A functioning and reasonable CBP agency, along with an accessible and well-defined path to legal residence, would FIX the problems that a wall simply seeks to conceal.
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Nice Try, Libertarians.
Serial pacifist 4 years ago
Comparing a policy that is saving millions of lives to a policy that eradicated millions is not quite the way to go. Also, Israel is the country with the highest percentage of the vaccinated population, precisely because they are very much appreciative of the value of the life of their citizens after the experience of the Holocaust.
Paul Davis 4 years ago (edited)
I was really hoping that Libertarians would be good allies against Republicans, after all the Republicans are the ones who keep trying to legislate away our freedom to vote, against transparent government, our abiliity to get jobs and to own our own property. But have found out over time that Libertarians are generally super racist and are more upset about liberals legislating equal treatment. So I've lost all respect for most Libertarians.
NaruTheCollective 4 years ago
This goes along with the dumbasses who said Bill Gates was putting microchips in the vaccines, when BG never said that.
Carol Emory 4 years ago (edited)
You forgot tattoos for identification. Start with this Libertarian idiot. Anyone who makes a comment like this should be required to have "Dumbass" tattooed across his forehead to warn others not to believe the myriad of BS falling out of his mouth.
#76
In This Together
Owen Little 4 years ago
dr bright here tell me a little bit about yourself (idk if they are in the same research site)
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#77
Does This Belong Here?
Amelie Peacock 4 years ago (edited)
NO ONE WAS BORN TO WEAR A MASK BUT WE HAVE TO BECAUSE ITS A F*CKING PANDEMIC AND PEOPLE WILL DIE IF WE DONT
Carol Emory 4 years ago
And he was named after a murderer..which is what he risks becoming every day he steps out of the house into a public place without wearing a mask.
#78
I Guess Herc’s Weakness Is Employment
Jayne Kyra 4 years ago
Kevin Sorbo also got burned by Lucy Lawless (Xena, as he was Hercules) a few times for being an idiot.
Paul Davis 4 years ago
Extremely sad to see Kevin Sorbo turn into this much of a delusional nut-job.
NaruTheCollective 4 years ago
Shame on you, Hercules!! SHAME!! Communists would have jobs, free health care, affordable medication, affordable or free birth control....
#79
Brain Washed
#80
Donkey boi 4 years ago
Because 'Ugly' is defined by the majority, whereas beauty is defined by the individual. This is why my wife [genuinely] thinks I'm the best looking man in the world.
• Lemønchu • 4 years ago (edited)
Looks don't define a person, I'd rather have an ugly, funny guy, than some handsome asshole.
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A Remarkable Likeness
Sum Guy 4 years ago
For a country that is about "christianity'... they sure have so many idols they worship
Ozacoter 4 years ago
Also how they worship a divorced serial cheater that admitted to sexually assault women and it’s openly racist and xenophobic. Very Christian of him.
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Equine_Ravenclaw_Directioner 4 years ago
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Why not this pic? You see, you could put any unflattering picture (which are all of them, honestly) on Mt. Rushmore. Or, you could actually put Trump on Rushmore w/out his phone and all harm would be gone.
#82
I Rather Trust The Scientists
Ozacoter 4 years ago
I hate the controversy over the Astra Zeneca vaccine. Birth control pills (that’s a lot of women take and everybody is ok with) have over 100 times more risk of blood clots.
Seabeast 4 years ago
For that matter, getting Covid is an even bigger risk.
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Zach Heimann 2 years ago
No, she is suggesting something much more “useful”, for you to go to TikTok and watch all the sketchiest videos where idiots make idiots believe idiotic s**t.
Marina Bailey 4 years ago
The Astra Zeneca vaccine is ineffective against the Southern African strain.
#83
What Would The Founders Say?
Sue Hazlewood 4 years ago
Yeah, took me a couple of seconds, but then I am not American.
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Speaks For Itself
Šimon Špaček 4 years ago
I have multiple male friends, I don't want to damage them (well, some jokes are damaging) but I'm not taking my pants off.
Charlotte A. 4 years ago
Women should not have male friends and (cis) men should not have sex. Period.
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That’s Gotta Hurt
Yort 4 years ago
Almost as good as calling someone gay as an insult! So clever! A+!
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#86
The Use Of Such A Petty Insult Like Dummy Somehow Makes This More Savage???
Roxy Eastland 4 years ago
Even Shakespeare used they/them for single people, we all do. "Someone's left their wallet, I hope they realise before they get home'. People need to get over themselves.
Julie C Rose 4 years ago
I’m a translator and I regularly explain to clients why I’m using singular “they”, but this person is right that new pronouns would have merits. There are some being used by some nonbinary people (zie/zir, etc), but there isn’t enough interest among the general population.
Ozacoter 4 years ago
I would like if Ze or something similar would become popular. It seems more intuitive than they.
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LunaThePotat 4 years ago
They then is correct I remember having a sub who when I was writing about someone I had met with who felt they were genderless and she kept saying to call them a she because I said she was born female when I was writing they/them.
Aragorn II Elessar 4 years ago
I will call you whatever pronoun you desire, but it is factually grammatically incorrect to do so in this case.
Lina Touba 4 years ago
This sentence honestly makes me think about siamese twins on a unicycle. I have no issue using a new third gender pronoun but the use of plural makes no sense.
brukernavn340 4 years ago
I still think singular "they" looks strange. Feels counter-intuitive.
Ozacoter 4 years ago
Yeah. I will use it because that’s the respectful thing to do. When I feel that we need to make a genderless pronoun that is singular (like it but without the bad connotations).
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Well Let’s Swap Bank Accounts... Mines “Normally” Negative
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
The problems of wealthy people are just unbearable. I'm sure she's overworked from that Go fund me for her makeup artist's hospital bills.
Yort 4 years ago
She’s not required to pay a former employee’s bills. It would be nice if she did, but she doesn’t have to.
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#88
Who Exactly Is Bailing Out Who?
#89
So, What Did You Do For Easter?
RoseTheMad 4 years ago
It isn't exactly, but it's heavily based off of the Pagan "Ostara", which was celebrated during the spring equinox, it was the time for fertility and new growth of the earth, and Ēostre was a Germanic pagan spring goddess. Hares/Rabbits and eggs etc were also common in Ostara celebrations. Similarl to how Christmas traditions heavily borrow from Pagan Yule traditions... Halloween from Sahmain, etc. :)
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Carrot Stick 4 years ago (edited)
Easter comes from Norse Traditions. They had a spring goddess called Ostara. When the Christians invaded, they called all the other Norse gods demons. However they loved Ostara so they made a festival in honor for her.
#90
We Already Do!
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
We will have flying cars in the future. As soon as we have found ways to let cars drive totally autonomous so shitheads can text and drive or drink and drive without any consequences to some innocent victim.
Paul Budhram 4 years ago
I don't want flying cars tbh. Air traffic sounds terrible, plus if you fall... hovering cars, however, i'm fine with because they don't go to high
#91
A Bold Assumption. She's Only A Politician After All...
#92
He's A Big Strong Boy
Carol Emory 4 years ago
What they don't tell you is that was Ted's car those bottles were going into...Selfish B***ard. Do you really think he's going to help the public out of the goodness of his heart? He's back pedaling to get himself some positive press for a change. Sorry Teddy...it's going to take a heck of a lot more than that!!
#93
Look Who Wants To End A Term Early
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Just goes to show how bad a president he was if even pro-life wanted to end his term early.
#94
Edit: Superior Platform
Random Person 4 years ago
very nice that twitter is roasting itself like this. I like companies that don't take themselves too seriously 🙃
#95
Clever Twitter Exchange
Carol Emory 4 years ago
Broke men are hurting women's marriage prospects? Wait, did I miss the meeting where women are back tracking on the equality thing? Get your butt off the couch and get a job. Who says men have to bring home the money? They are just as capable of staying home and raising the kid/ being househusbands.....
Šimon Špaček 4 years ago
Nah, those people do not want equality. They want their money from work, less workhours and everything paid by somebody else.
Load More Replies... Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
Men are broke... so woment are the victims because they cannot find a rich husband ?
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Yes, and not subscribing to their Only fans page makes men total misogynists.
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What do you think ?
John Louis 4 years ago
To deny science is to hinder science. Please respond to the Anti-vaxers with straight forward logic and scientific based information.
Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
Every. Day. And they still refuse. I understand intellectually that their fear drives their denial, but I'd still like to drag each one into an autopsy of a Covid victim an dshow them what this does to *otherwise healthy people*...
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LittleMissLotus 4 years ago
They have one! Here: https://www.boredpanda.com/anti-vaxxer-vaccination-funny-comebacks/?utm_source=bing&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic
Load More Replies... KrabbyGramps666 4 years ago
To deny science is literally a punch to the face for some people who died because they didn’t have the technology we have today.
Legen ( wait for it ) dary 4 years ago
Jonas Grinevicius stop being so good with your articles.😜 You're really on fire. Very very well done.
Freya the Wanderer 4 years ago
I wanted to write "BURN!!!!" in just about every comment section - so I'll write it here.
Paul Davis 4 years ago
Hey whoever manages the caption writer needs to have a conversation about that disgusting "ass and jiggle" caption
John Louis 4 years ago
To deny science is to hinder science. Please respond to the Anti-vaxers with straight forward logic and scientific based information.
Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
Every. Day. And they still refuse. I understand intellectually that their fear drives their denial, but I'd still like to drag each one into an autopsy of a Covid victim an dshow them what this does to *otherwise healthy people*...
Load More Replies... LittleMissLotus 4 years ago
They have one! Here: https://www.boredpanda.com/anti-vaxxer-vaccination-funny-comebacks/?utm_source=bing&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic
Load More Replies... KrabbyGramps666 4 years ago
To deny science is literally a punch to the face for some people who died because they didn’t have the technology we have today.
Legen ( wait for it ) dary 4 years ago
Jonas Grinevicius stop being so good with your articles.😜 You're really on fire. Very very well done.
Freya the Wanderer 4 years ago
I wanted to write "BURN!!!!" in just about every comment section - so I'll write it here.
Paul Davis 4 years ago
Hey whoever manages the caption writer needs to have a conversation about that disgusting "ass and jiggle" caption
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