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Call the fire department, thats is not a burn, thats a frikking forest fire....

what if you’re a disabled werewolf

I mean Britain in a sentence tbh

Ugh, obnoxious hateful b*tch. Has she not crawled back under her rock yet. Could've done with her name being censored - the less air time this oxygen thief is given the better

if the shoes are long enough that takes care of social distancing

They forgot to mention the historical forcing conversion to Atheism through torture and/or being killed...

Yeah, that’s because we’re so.... I can’t be bothered to finish that sentence 🥱😴

Members of the Church of Satan are some of the most charitable and humane people around! It's only feared because of the name.

i think he’s hacking the ENTIRE system

And also, expecting them to be happy is first of all sexist, and also dumb because how would they be happy when so many problems plague femalekind, like pink tax, groping, jerks like this guy, etc. Today in my bus some guy apparently pulled up the shirt of & touched this girl in her private parts. That girl is a 4th grader, and that guy is that age or younger! (my school goes from Nursery to 12th grade).

Haters gonna hate. Potatoes gonna potate. Karens gonna talk to a lawyer about suing an underage child. Something tells me there's more than just hairstyle why kids call that karen, karen.

Lol, apply líquid nitrogen to the calcinated área....

sorry that's too big a number for Timmy to handle

Jenni is going places and she has my vote. What a gutsy intelligent young lady.

My granddad died of Parkinson’s so it would be a slap in the face for me if a cure is discovered now

"Okayden" slays me every time

These brands are like a pets fast food- it tastes great so pets love it but there is no real nutrition value.

certainly played a part in my communism love story comrade

the burn department has been overrun today

the dishwasher is a scary thing, nearly as terrifying as the microwave

Imagine if no one could have guns full stop. Then I feel like this wouldn't really be a problem

Republicans be like: I OWN A CANNON FOR SCHOOL DEFENSE JUST AS THE FOUNDING FATHERS INTENDED

I know it's the least of the practical concerns, but how do these people never think about the issue of friendly fire? How does the response team know said teacher with a gun isn't the original shooter?

Do you know how infuriating it can be for a teacher to try and get a whole class of kids/teens to be quiet and pay attention? Do you remember how obnoxious some kids were towards the unpopular teacher? Giving that teacher a gun, is definitely not gonna save lives, lol.

9 in 10 Democrats want stricter gun control, as opposed to 3 in 10 Republicans who want it. Remember this when you vote.

Yes we do, all part of the job (seriously tho I would never go to school if there were school shootings, it’s horrible to think about)

Nothing will change these people's minds. It's like a cult.

We hear stories of unarmed people stopping armed people all the time. There's a few in the current news cycle right now. But rarely do we hear about an actual "only a good guy with a gun can stop a bad guy with a gun".

Oh no, people keep getting guns and using them to take the lives of others? Give more people guns!

Teachers have hit kids. In India students have died at the hands of their teachers. Imagine if they had guns.

Yeah, actually I can easily imagine those female stereotypes being more valiant than cops, thank you for the misogyny. Since 90%+ of gun violence is committed by men, can you leave women out of this? Better yet, consider a law that only women can possess guns. Imagine a world where women do not have to fear men

I have a feeling that lunch lady would have sprung into action superhero style if she could have. They love their kids at school. My grandma was the head lunch lady. She would have done a much better job then those terrified p@ssy cops

It isn't the guns in every home. In switzerland almost every household has guns but did you ever heard a word about school shootings in switzerland? It's the people.

I came I saw 666 points...I quickly left.

So really what we need is Seal trained school staff, see I found a solution and we don't have to ban assault weapons or anything...sheesh!

one of our high school gym teachers carried a gun in school. he shot himself in the thigh one day. we all felt a lot safer, i can tell you...

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totally owned!

This might make for a good movie

If gUNs kill people then PENCILS make MISTAKES, SPOONS make us FAT...gUNs DON'T unfortunately, kill people, it's the person firing the gUN that done the damage

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The yelling on both sides is the problem. If you want to solve gun violence, you need to solve the underlying causes. Guns wont be banned. That is the reality. We need to work to teach our children and society that life is valuable and fleeting. We also need better mental healthcare options. And most importantly we need to help everyone who suffers from socioeconomic problems that lead to the majority of gun violence. If we do those things, then the ability ban certain kinds of weapons will be a hell of a lot easier since the fear mongering cant be used anymore.

literally a f*****g apple

Damn

Ouch!!!

True beauty comes from the inside. This new gf must be a better person than the ex.

Plus that would be awful to sleep in

and PASSPORTS! EVERY COUNTRY YOU'VE BEEN TO HAD THOSE!! THE HORRORR

Aaah the good old myth about how you can check a woman’s virginity, thought we had come further than this 😴