42 People Having A Worse Christmas Day Than You

Hinchess 6 years ago

Maybe they were strawberry or cherry scented and she thought it was a new candy treat, not chocolate? Or maybe it's just meant to be funny. I laughed. 😁

17points

Bertha Garcia 6 years ago

Probably smelled like chocolate

6points

Naima Ivansdóttir 6 years ago

don't be. mother made the same mistake.

1point

Dani 6 years ago

Even if it’s not real, it’s still really funny 😁

1point

Joanne 6 years ago

There are soaps that barely have any smell, or she might have had a clogged nose because of a cold or something.

1point

Aileen 6 years ago (edited)

Yeah! And not only the smell, but isn’t the texture of soap pretty different from chocolate?🤔

1point

Jennifer Hughes 4 years ago

Just didn't take enough time.

0points

Paula Swanson 4 years ago

Could be chocolate scented. Or, like me, she has trouble smelling due to cancer...just a thought.

0points

Jörg Zingler 6 years ago

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Lana 6 years ago

Plot twist: Every year, her aunt send soap. This person now just realised it.

13points

Ruth Mayfly 6 years ago

That's not a present. That's an impressive long-con on your aunt's part.

6points

Joeshar 6 years ago

Never tried to eat a red chocolate before

6points

LOttawa 6 years ago

White chocolate with red food dye 🙂

7points

Abur Felix 6 years ago

Your aunt in Maine is diabolical. She has been plotting this for years!!!

3points

BusLady 6 years ago

Maybe this will teach you to quit cussing like a sailor.

3points

Todd Hunter 4 years ago

You don't have a nose?

1point

Valereee 6 years ago

Oh no!!😱 I hope the rest of your Christmas was better... Now, HAPPY NEW YEAR🎉🎆💕❗

1point

Donna Cheung 6 years ago

Clearly, her aunt has been planning this for years. Many years of similar-looking chocolate led the OP to naturally believe that this year is no different!

1point

Annie Hewitt 6 years ago

I thought that was a fancy dildo at first glance

1point

#2

My Parents Made My Wife A Stocking For Christmas

Final score:

285points

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Marco van Hattum 6 years ago

Passive aggression taken to new levels.

168points

Parmeisan 6 years ago

I hope that's not what it is. My sister-in-law (husband's sister, not brother's wife) is in the process of separating from her husband. One of the problems was that he would not stand up for her when his parents would passive aggressively abuse and belittle her. There were other problems, but seriously, this can be a big, big problem.

26points

dibya sadhukhan 6 years ago

That's my sock

31points

Daria B 6 years ago

You were wondering where you lost it. Congratulations! You found it! ♥

16points

Night Owl 6 years ago

You can see how much they accepted her as a part of the family

27points

Inga Viviane 6 years ago

How to tell if you're unwanted..

23points

trix 6 years ago

Since the masters gave Allison a sock, Allison is a free elf, I think!

20points

Hard 2 Guess 6 years ago

You are correct trix. Those are the rules.

5points

Slune 6 years ago

That's unfriendly and heartless, at least they could have it decorated a bit even when they had to improvise!

18points

Enola Brinkley-Crayton 6 years ago

And you as a husband should have made it bloody well known that this was not acceptable! What is wrong with men nowadays? Grow a pair and take up for your wife or you may lose her to someone who does have a pair and refuses to have a family treat her lesser than they.

11points

jevais 6 years ago

So true some men just will never stand-up for their wives. They don't deserve to have wife.

3points

desert29rat 6 years ago

Oh my! Not much of a welcome to the family.

11points

BusLady 6 years ago

Plot twist: They've been married for 20 years.

9points

Annabell 6 years ago

For our beloved daughter in law

10points

Sue Knerl 6 years ago

How…….nice of them. Hope this is a joke, if not, I'd make tracks.

8points

#3

Those Crazy Kids Messing With The Neighbor's Merry Christmas Decoration

Final score:

270points

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dibya sadhukhan 6 years ago

Hey i love the creamy shits

61points

Ryo Bakura 6 years ago

Their chocolate tastes kinda funny, though.

6points

dankay01 6 years ago

They call me Mr. Creamy Shits

3points

Slune 6 years ago

After the x-mas dinner

3points

joe Shmoe 6 years ago

i prefer dropping a firm clean turd, but that's just me.

2points

H.m. Murdoc 6 years ago

Sure, the "crazy kids"... ;)

8points

finelaffen 6 years ago

At least they marked it R-rated.

4points

glowworm2 6 years ago

Looks like something George and Harold from the Captain Underpants books would do. They were always rearranging the letters on signs.

4points

Lisa J 6 years ago

That's Mr. Hankey cousin, he cool.

3points

BusLady 6 years ago

What? Aren't tricks supposed to be for Halloween? Lol

2points

Trish Sturre 6 years ago

And they say the education system is failing

1point

Heidi Fornalsky 6 years ago

Bet they slaughter at scrabble

1point

HANS 6 years ago

Lactose intolerant?

1point

Marissa Wolff 2 years ago

Anyone wanna party at Mr. Creamy Shits' house on the eve of Christmas Eve? I heard he makes some mean spkied eggnog.

0points

#4

Well, There Goes Christmas Lunch

Final score:

268points

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Night Owl 6 years ago

Damn... 😲

52points

Great Panda Mamu 6 years ago

Oh the crustanity! They look so yummy.

13points

BusLady 6 years ago

Keep the cat away!

5points

Gwen Pollock 6 years ago

It's still good! It just is a little dirty with shards of glass, but it's still good! Just kidding!

9points

BusLady 6 years ago

Yeah, just get some tweezers and pick out the glass. It's all good.

5points

Petra Christovová 6 years ago

NOOOOoooOOoo..ooo ... o .. o ..........

8points

Freya the Wanderer 6 years ago

Or, why our language has profanity.

7points

Lola 6 years ago

That’s some heavy shrimp.

5points

Chris Pitch 6 years ago

Glass tables. No.

3points

Ryo Bakura 6 years ago

Dinner is no s'more.

2points

Cookie 6 years ago

I did that to a friend's table. One of those glass tops with crackles on them. Never buy a glass table, ever!!

2points

Petra 6 years ago

Hot plate on cold glass?

2points

Magpie 6 years ago

It was hot in Australia for Christmas. ( 30 to 42C )...so the other way around. But yeah thermal shock would do it. Or as someone else said " toss me another bottle of beer" => oh s...t

1point

#5

Merry Christmas

Final score:

266points

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dibya sadhukhan 6 years ago

The fish did it not the cat

152points

Paul K. Johnson 6 years ago

Stupid fish.

24points

Aileen 6 years ago

The reason why the cat’s there is because he heard the crash and came running. And then the fish teleported with its bowl to another room so it wouldn’t get caught. It makes perfect sense.

3points

SilverAndBlue 6 years ago

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glowworm2 6 years ago

"Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree, Your ornaments are history!"

16points

BusLady 6 years ago

This happened to me one year. It broke several glass Christmas bulbs that had been my great grandmother's. I was so upset.

4points

Bill Taylor 6 years ago

I own 2 cats. 200 pound fishing line with 3 seperate eye hook wall anchors, haven't lost a tree in 25 years.

13points

pandamonium 6 years ago

Oh Christmas cat oh Christmas cat i make your Christmas tree go splat

9points

BusLady 6 years ago

Bad kitty!

2points

BusLady 6 years ago (edited)

Is that an ornament shaped like a fish? If so, what were you thinking putting that on the tree? Lol

5points

Sue Knerl 6 years ago

What do you expect, you have a cat and a Christmas tree.

5points

Mary Hurst 6 years ago

Exactly! We learned our lesson one year with a litter of kittens. They would either climb up the tree and jump over to the drapes (it was a rental), or vice versa.

1point

HANS 6 years ago

A catastrophic Christmas!

5points

Nadine 6 years ago

This is why all our ornaments are plastic. PLASTIC, people. With four cats, we've been using the same ones for seven years. Just a few minutes ago, I was heating up some hot chocolate and saw our biggest boy Pebre (about 6.5 kg of pure black fluff) run up to the tree, rip off an ornament, and run away gleefully. I also have to say that we don't really mind finding ornaments strewn around or the tree toppled over every now and then because our cats are spoiled brats and these few weeks of holiday cheer make them happy.

4points

Boaty McBoatface 6 years ago

The spray bottle in the back looks very suspect

4points

Night Owl 6 years ago

It's Catmas

4points

#6

Starting Christmas On The Wrong Foot

Final score:

230points

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~Milo~ 6 years ago

Santa?

121points

HANS 6 years ago

The Grinch? Scrooge? Oogie Boogie?

12points

Lola 6 years ago

In flip flops??? I’ve been lied to my whole life.

9points

Mya Lugar 6 years ago

When "attics'" "attack"!

1point

CCL_2018 6 years ago

Clark is that you?

14points

Valereee 6 years ago

OMG❗❗

1point

Kuba Qbek 6 years ago

What do you, Americans, make your houses of...cardboard? 😂

1point

jevais 6 years ago

Well how do u know it's in the USA?

1point

Marzena Helena Leino 6 years ago

The quality of construction materials these days ....

1point

Veres László 6 years ago

Bet it's US. No wonder...

-2points

BusLady 6 years ago

Doris has put on a few pounds since last year. Maybe time to start storing the Christmas decorations in the basement?

1point

Nida Sventoji 6 years ago

Example of a. Good quality building

1point

Carissa Partheymueller 4 years ago

hope that guy has good home insurance

0points

Donna Reynolds 5 years ago

I hate when that happens.

0points

Sill Marien 6 years ago

murica

0points

#7

Brand New Christmas Decorations, Dog Did Not Approve

Final score:

230points

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Night Owl 6 years ago (edited)

At least the dog is embarrassed and feels guilty, some of the cats would be proud or play innocent

12points

Bill Taylor 6 years ago

Dog cleverly "hides" behind table to make himself invisible.

9points

Murmur Plopslop 6 years ago

looks like a serial killer's room. Dog has to be innocent and kidnapped, I'll inform the police just in case. :)

6points

Bill 6 years ago

Elf on the shelf already knew " Snitches get stitches" but did anyway

6points

Sora Lyra 6 years ago

He is guilty.

4points

Patti Brock 6 years ago

LMAO

4points

cool sun 6 years ago

He didn't like it. Don't blame the dog for humans poor choices in decorations

3points

Piper Smythe 6 years ago

Who needs Christmas decorations when you have a vintage diving helmet, though?

2points

BusLady 6 years ago

Is that a fish tank? How cool.

1point

glowworm2 6 years ago

I don't blame that dog one bit. That elf was creepy looking.

2points

Valereee 6 years ago

Weren't those his new Christmas toys???

1point

#8

The Holiday Season Means Bottomless Egg Nog

Final score:

228points

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Helenium 6 years ago

this happened to me with a mug of hot chocolate, i was stunned for like 2 minutes while my brain workout what I'm looking at, perfect circle through the bottom of the mug, hot choc everywhere

109points

Hinchess 6 years ago

Now I don' t feel quite so stupid...I just did this with a glass of hot tea and honey. What a mess. My husband: does "tempered glass" mean anything to you??

7points

HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK 6 years ago

Haha i like that, 'stunned', just watching the disaster in front of you not knowing what to do.

5points

rhyan lumilay 6 years ago

same happens to me, I always use a clear mug but one day I filled it with full cold water then when I lift it up the bottom part broke into a perfect circle I was shocked in amazement then I stand there looking as the water spills on the table. My co work also was amazed as he watch me there idle and thinking how on earth it break like that.

3points

Magpie 6 years ago

Stunned Yes me too, once with a smoothy, once with with a coffee mug.....and then a bit later the legs inform me it is toooo HOT.

3points

Chris Hill 6 years ago

Sabotage!!

1point

Louise Stange-Wahl 6 years ago

OMG - WHAT A MESS! Hope they had a shop vac!

1point

Han 6 years ago

But ... How? I must know.

6points

Daria B 6 years ago

Old glass material, maybe? Who knows... Sometimes, your glasses and bottles just give up. I'll never forget a scene when I was a kid. I was making myself one of those instant powdered drinks to mix with water when suddenly BOOM! The glass exploded into a million pieces. I wasn't experimenting anything and I wasn't hitting the glass too strong with the spoon. And it was cold water and the quantity of the power wasn't excessive. But the glass was a bit old, I guess.

11points

BlackestDawn 6 years ago

Glass if a very fickle material. It can develop micro fractures that can't be readily seen, and then suddenly it just gives way and breaks. When I was a teen my dad had glasses with about an inch thick bottom, and one day when I was carrying it (not supporting the bottom underneath) with some milkshake in it into the living room and I suddenly heard a thump on the floor and stepped in some liquid. When I look I was holding a wide empty glass tube, it had cracked all around about 1-2 cm from bottom. There had been no indication what so ever of any cracks in it.

6points

Han 6 years ago

This question was a genuine one, thanks Daria B and others who offered genuine replies...

1point

pandamonium 6 years ago

We had just finished washing the dishes the cups were still a little warm we were pouring our milk for supper and the glass split in half as if it was chopped by a sword milk everywhere perfectly halfed cup

1point

Niall Mac Iomera 6 years ago

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Freya the Wanderer 6 years ago

From egg nog to ugh nog.

3points

Danielle Ibclc Cpst 6 years ago

This deserves more upvotes.

1point

Sue Knerl 6 years ago

I had a plastic bottle of syrup do that.

3points

BusLady 6 years ago

Even plastic is betraying us now.

4points

Ryo Bakura 6 years ago

No point crying over spilled egg nog. Wait, that doesn't sound right.

2points

Slune 6 years ago

Bring out the straws

2points

kokalols 6 years ago

At least they still have liquor

1point

Sarah Miranowicz 6 years ago

At first, I thought the counter was cream colored.

1point

Sue Donim 6 years ago

this happened with a glass of iced tea . when i reached for it over plate of hot food the glass broke and teaed my food.

1point

Terri Mitchell 6 years ago

They're gonna be finding sticky spots for months.

1point

#9

I'm Spending Christmas At My Australian GF's Parents Place. Brushing My Teeth In The Morning I Look Up And This Is What I See On The Inside Of The Window. I Love The Weather Here, But **** That

Final score:

225points

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dibya sadhukhan 6 years ago

Go away its his house

114points

Trisha Dragon 6 years ago

It is now

20points

BusLady 6 years ago

And he doesn't like foreigners.

6points

Lorraine R 6 years ago

Or hers.

3points

Marianne Grann 6 years ago

No worry, the spilder is outside!

2points

João Eiras 6 years ago

It's its country. Australia is full of huge spiders.

1point

SilvaSkies 6 years ago

Oofo, I can relate to dis so bad so I can't get annoyed at him.

1point

Pseudo Puppy 6 years ago

this is pretty normal here in Australia... especially if living in Queensland. Welcome!! ;) :D

18points

Sara 6 years ago

They were everywhere when I lived in Sydney! Huntsmen didn't really bother me. The funnel web building a web on the sliding back door freaked me out though!!! lol

3points

Han 6 years ago

It's just a Huntsman. They don't bite and generally enter our homes before a storm hits. More scared of us then we should be of it. :)

13points

Sara 6 years ago

They actually DO bite!! lol My friend had one bite her face when she tried to swat it away in her sleep. At least she killed it right after. About a month later, I found one in my bedroom. Went to get bug spray & it was gone when I came back. Made sleeping difficult for awhile!!

2points

MnM2520 6 years ago

*c***s shotgun* Nope *BOOM*

12points

Mama Panda 6 years ago

omg burn the house down!!!!

10points

Hisseefit 6 years ago

And when it disappears is when you really have to worry!

10points

Kiahna 6 years ago

Yep! That's why I don't take my eyes off it and yell out for someone to help. And if you're home alone, you're pretty much screwed.

4points

Ashley Say Wha?!? 6 years ago

Nope! Booking my airline ticket home right now.

9points

trix 6 years ago

The land of nopes.

8points

fckucarol 6 years ago

welp gotta throw the whole house away now...

6points

Aileen 6 years ago

Lol I was like, “Wow what a pretty view of the trees and WOAH, woah ok, I see it now.”

4points

#10

Christmas Dinner Is Ruined

Final score:

215points

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dibya sadhukhan 6 years ago

You should have fed the segway

106points

Stella Rose 6 years ago

"Come in here and get y'all juice!"

6points

Kerolos Saleib 6 years ago

These things indoors is always a disaster

3points

Rikke Hackner 6 years ago

and that kids is why we don't allow things with wheels inside the house!

2points

Friedlander Rosenzweig 6 years ago

I wanna see the human. And the MOM.

2points

Vicky Zar 6 years ago

Serves right to allow/ use that thing inside.

2points

Randall Hood 6 years ago

This is why hoverboards were a dumb idea from the beginning

2points

BusLady 6 years ago

Does anyone else see a silhouette in the broken glass on the right?

2points

Night Owl 6 years ago

and not *only* christmas dinner

2points

MammaG 6 years ago

Good.

1point

#11

I Was Putting Up Christmas Lights On My Roof A While Back When This Happened...

Final score:

211points

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dibya sadhukhan 6 years ago

I am going to take a nap....... I am going to take a nap right here .....good night! said the ladder

73points

SilvaSkies 6 years ago

Fanfics 101

3points

PandaJon 6 years ago

Could be worse. You could be on other end

18points

TheDivineMs.M 6 years ago

At least you had your phone to call for help

11points

Ryo Bakura 6 years ago

Not buying it. A ladder with no snake? Ridiculous. Oh, and for the confused Americans out there, there's no chute, either.

7points

Basil Thunder 6 years ago

What to do when you’re stuck on a roof? Step 1: Take a picture on your phone Step 2: Scream for help

4points

desert29rat 6 years ago

Been there. Done that.

4points

pandamonium 6 years ago

Are you Clark Griswold by chance lol

4points

Jenna Ryan 6 years ago

What worries me most is the can of gasoline next to the ladder...

3points

Marrit de Jong 4 years ago

Me too, what kind of christmas lights did he want to put up??

0points

kokalols 6 years ago

What's up with the gasoline?

1point

Valereee 6 years ago

OK, what now??

1point

#12

My Mom Left $300 Unattended, My Nephew (Special Little Kid) Thought It Was Just Papers. Merry Christmas, Mom

Final score:

204points

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Hisseefit 6 years ago

Now you have a Christmas puzzle

127points

LOttawa 6 years ago

Let's just hope all the pieces are there...

23points

Norman van Druten 6 years ago

.......and no more nephew.

6points

Russel Renz Nerosa 4 years ago

Nice save. It's expensive but memorable.

0points

Lola 6 years ago

There’s something odd about this picture. Dollar bills don’t rip like that. Real money is not that thick and it rips without any white layer showing. Just sayin’.

30points

Hugh Reynolds 6 years ago

Well spotted!

7points

dari 6 years ago

Good eye :0

3points

Catlady6000 6 years ago

Maybe they were fresh;)

1point

Suzieq 6 years ago

You are correct!

0points

Martha Meyer 6 years ago

You can get these exchanged, no need to panic!

12points

Slune 6 years ago

The Bank will exchange it

6points

Analyn Lahr 6 years ago

Never leave money unattended.

6points

desert29rat 6 years ago

Some assembly may be required.

5points

Ana Tunnicliffe 6 years ago

Luckily banks will replace it if you bring all pieces in :)

4points

Vilkas 6 years ago

Your nephew seems like a f*****g dipshit.

3points

BusLady 6 years ago

The kid is 9 now, and will never live this down. Dad will tell the story at his wedding.

2points

Crouching_Penn_Hidden_Teller@yahoo.com 6 years ago

you think he's gonna get married?

3points

Elizabeth 6 years ago

I'm pretty sure that if you bring the complete dollar (all pieces accounted for) back to a bank you can trade those dollars for new(er) intact dollars

1point

Elizabeth 6 years ago

at least my bank does that sort of thing

1point

#13

Neighbor Just Tried To Throw His Christmas Tree From The Balcony. Not Sure Where It Should’ve Landed Ideally

Final score:

199points

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PandaJon 6 years ago

Ideally, he should have followed it down

98points

AND PEGGY 6 years ago

thats messed up man...

4points

Gehtdich Nixan 5 years ago

90 upvotes for this hateful comment? wow.

2points

SilvaSkies 6 years ago

Aggressive

0points

Procrastinating Panda 6 years ago

I don't understand these people.. Honestly, what's the problem to throw stuff where it is supposed to be thrown? And also, it's a great tree. If you don't need it anymore, don't throw it out of the window but give it to someone.

8points

white widow 6 years ago

Maybe he didn't want to take it out down on the stairs and have to clean up the staircase afterwards, from all the needles. And he would've, of course, take it out of the garden and dispose of it properly. I'm still hoping for this.

3points

BusLady 6 years ago

It could have hit that nice motorbike and ruined someones day.

5points

Werner Keil 6 years ago

#Knut gone wrong🎄😁😂🤣😅

3points

Zori the degu 6 years ago

I have piggish neighbours like that: whenever they no longer need something(it could be anything, from onion peels, to dead house plants), they throw it out of their goddamn window... The bin is 100 feet away. I live in a country of retards.

2points

Mary Hurst 6 years ago

How rude.

1point

Sue Donim 6 years ago

upstairs neighbors were moving and put the stereo over the edge for someone to catch it ... was just not expecting it to be so heavy ... it smashed to bits on top of my concrete garden gname .

1point

Elly Clifton 6 years ago

I believe it can fly, I believe it can... uh oh

1point

Norman van Druten 6 years ago

It was big brother tree saving his younger sibling from a nasty fall.

1point

Nicole Whitfield 6 years ago

Just a friendly tree helping another tree out.

1point

#14

I Ummmm... Uhhhhh... Merry Christmas!

Final score:

189points

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Patti Brock 6 years ago

Looks innocent to me :)

83points

Týna Ef 6 years ago

yeah the cat did it

7points

Wil Vanderheijden 6 years ago

The dog still looks shocked by the way the Grinch ruined your Christmas.

5points

John Carr 6 years ago

What a face!

4points

Lorena Magee 6 years ago

He thought the book was for him and he can't read, so eat the book instead

3points

jevais 6 years ago

Not enough exercise and playtime with dogs will lead to this type of comportement.

2points

BusLady 6 years ago

It was a book about training your dog.

2points

Chris Hill 6 years ago

Have you ever devoured a great book? He has.

2points

Dani 6 years ago

It was the angel.

1point

Pattie Kelly 6 years ago

The tree is fine. I didn't touch it.

1point

Mama Panda 6 years ago

Did the dog fart?

1point

#15

I Bought My Dog An Advent Calender, Who Then Explored All 24 Days Of Christmas While I Was Pumping Gas

Final score:

181points

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Enuya 6 years ago

Ok, I know that I'll be downvoted (again), but... WHY do people buy advent's calendars for their dogs? And what is in these ('cause it cannot be chocolate...). And what is it for? What's the point of having advent calendar if you do not open it by yourself? Can't you just each day give your dog something yummy? I'm sorry it's not like I want to be rude or something - I just really do not understand.

11points

MammaG 6 years ago

Dogs aren't part of any religion, idiots.

2points

EmibobGaming 606 6 years ago

It's usually dog treats, toys or chocolate FLAVOURED things XD

1point

Effie The Hedgehog 6 years ago

My dog got a doggy chocolate one, and even though he doesn't understand WHY he gets a chocolate every morning it makes him so happy to have something the same as me, and to get a treat JUST LIKE MINE in the morning. Plus, I like an excuse to give him treats 'cause he makes me laugh with how carefully he takes them.

-1point

HANS 6 years ago

Doggone it!

5points

Valerie Anne 6 years ago

1. Why would you buy your dog an advent calendar? 2. Why would you leave anything with dog treats with your dog unsupervised and think it would survive?

4points

Ryo Bakura 6 years ago

That's ruff.

3points

Freya the Wanderer 6 years ago

You can NEVER trust a dog around anything edible. Looks like another candidate for a Dog Shaming.

2points

Kerolos Saleib 6 years ago

Like what did you expect would of happened?!

1point

Lola 6 years ago

Is this animal advent calendar really a thing? Smh...

1point

MammaG 6 years ago

Yes. Sick and sad.

1point

desert29rat 6 years ago

Well, you know, DOG.

1point

Alison Wells 5 years ago

I once got so made at my sister that I ate a whole advent calendar and hid it under a window seat cushion.

0points

Anne Haydon 5 years ago

clever dog counting 24 on its own ;)

0points

#16

Christmas Toy, Meet Dog’s Water Bowl. Dog’s Water Bowl, Meet Christmas Toy

Final score:

174points

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Kim Shannon 6 years ago

It's okay. Rice fixes everything.

88points

pandamonium 6 years ago

But I would not have closed the bag that would trap the moisture I would have left it open

11points

Red 6 years ago

But it could never fix my s****y af marks in school

4points

Wiggity 6 years ago

I thought that was bacon.

4points

Halestorm 6 years ago

Except phones. Apparently you shouldn’t put a phone in rice after the phone has gotten wet.

1point

Pattie Kelly 6 years ago

OK who stole my box of rice?

1point

Ryo Bakura 6 years ago

That's what Gatwick Airport needed! A massive dog!

1point

Carissa Partheymueller 4 years ago

ahhhhh the old drone in the rice trick

0points

TheCarmBeforeTheStorm 6 years ago

Should the rice not be uncooked?

0points

Pete Etter 6 years ago

Heres hoping thats just rice.

0points

Kerolos Saleib 6 years ago

The rice thing is a myth but as long as it worked. Lok

0points

Louise Stange-Wahl 6 years ago

Yep--it should be OK..saved a friend's undeveloped film from a trip to the Grand Canyon that got soaked in her cooler. After about a week, she sent them in and they turned out perfect!

0points

HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK 6 years ago

I did that with my phone recently, i put it in rice for 12 hours still didn't work, 48 hours later out of the rice it was back to normal, all working fine.

0points

BusLady 6 years ago

I've heard that you can use those silica packets that sometimes come in with your medications. I'm glad you got your phone working,

2points

Pavlina G 6 years ago

Lol. Good luck with that.

0points

#17

I Forgot About The Chicken

Final score:

164points

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dibya sadhukhan 6 years ago

"Looks delicious"-dustbin

74points

Týna Ef 6 years ago

hey, you just burned 10000 calories

17points

desert29rat 6 years ago

They do say that chicken should be cooked thoroughly.

6points

BusLady 6 years ago

Um...not quite that thoroughly.

3points

Louise Stange-Wahl 6 years ago

My smoke detector is my oven timer LOL~

3points

Lisa J 6 years ago

The chicken gave its life only to be burned.

3points

BusLady 6 years ago

RIP

1point

Rose 6 years ago

well,,, ashes to ashes dust to dust

2points

Willie Senekal 6 years ago

Nice caramelisation. You forgot the mushrooms, though.

2points

Aitchilm 6 years ago

Is that what they call "Blackened Chicken"?

1point

Ashiah Rainwing 6 years ago

I was raised poor, I see a lot of salvageable chicken there.

1point

MammaG 6 years ago

Soup waiting to happen.

0points

Freya the Wanderer 6 years ago

This is what my great-grandmother would call "nut-brown" chicken. :D

1point

#18

Hid The Ham From The Dog In The Oven. On A Plastic Carving Tray. Turned The Oven On To Preheat For The Roast Turkey

Final score:

155points

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PandaJon 6 years ago

...and enjoy!

51points

SilvaSkies 6 years ago

Plastic is fantastic.

2points

Bunzilla 6 years ago

Never put plastic in the oven. Even if you think that you'll remember to take the plastic out before turning the oven on. Just... don't.

7points

Jeff Christensen 6 years ago

Whose dog was in the oven, and why did it give you a ham? That seems excessive even for Christmas.

5points

Bettye McKee 6 years ago

Okay, who wants pizza?

3points

Marzena Helena Leino 6 years ago

Serves you right! And a lesson not to hide anything from dog in the future ! Signed Marzena's Dog Boris.

2points

A Rose Among Thorns 6 years ago

what is even going on here?

2points

BusLady 6 years ago

Plasti-ham. Eww.

4points

Fred Burrows 6 years ago

Oops

1point

Rikke Hackner 6 years ago

So no ham OR Turkey for you this year. I bet the dog is thinking "that will teach ya"

1point

Freya the Wanderer 6 years ago

At least the dog didn't get the ham. :D

1point

Carissa Partheymueller 4 years ago

time to call popeyes

0points

#19

Why The Wife Says We Can No Longer Have A Real Christmas Tree

Final score:

150points

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Ang.stl 6 years ago

I’m thinking someone forgot to water the tree.

26points

Tyson McKinster 6 years ago

Did you try watering at some point.

17points

Alexandra Yuan 6 years ago

"the wife"

5points

BusLady 6 years ago

Looks like the Roomba has a lot of work to do.

4points

Savannagh Ryane 6 years ago

I will not have a real tree until I have a handsome house boy to clean up after it!

4points

cool sun 6 years ago

I wonder why people keep cutting trees for Christmas. Do they have any idea it takes about 7 years to grow that high? Poor tree....get an artificial one or a potted tree and plant it somewhere.

4points

Małgorzata Strojnowska 6 years ago

Artifical one is ecologicaly better only after 40 years of use sooooo...

7points

Pattie Kelly 6 years ago

I've had days like this then I turned to an artificial tree and these days are gone.

3points

blugeagua 6 years ago

The husband wanted a real Christmas tree but I said no! I understand how she feels.

2points

Wizard 2 years ago

why my family and i use a fake tree

1point

Erin Pratt 6 years ago

“ The Wife?” Really?

1point

#20

Let’s Skip Christmas This Year

Final score:

146points

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Troux 6 years ago

The perils of a stubborn man's insistence to carry alllllll the groceries in at once.

43points

Mya Lugar 6 years ago

I am reading these late at night and things are blurring. I thought I was reading "The penis of a stubborn man..."

6points

ƒιѕн 6 years ago

Because 2 trips are for pussies.

2points

Norman van Druten 6 years ago

No we're not stubborn!!!

1point

Angie Scanes 6 years ago

The fuuuck...?

4points

Mandi Durham 6 years ago

How did multiple tvs and a fully decorated Christmas tree end up like this?

3points

Victor Manteca Hierro 6 years ago

I think it's perfect now.

2points

BusLady 6 years ago

Guess what? Those glass bulbs are breakable. They now have plastic ones that look like glass. Much safer.

2points

Sue Lowe 6 years ago

Ohh, I am sorry. Hopefully you had a great New Year

1point

Valereee 6 years ago

Gee...that's more/less what happened to us this year!

1point

Valerie Anne 6 years ago

Exactly how much were you trying to carry at once?

1point

Mama Panda 6 years ago

Wow! This is almost as bad as legos on the floor!

1point

Miabella Ramirez 4 years ago

how bout it!

0points

#21

Got An Interesting Package In The Mail Today. I Have No Idea Who Sent It... Merry Christmas I Guess

Final score:

141points

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Pseudo Puppy 6 years ago

Can't show the word... but can show "it".... oh the irony of bored panda.

223points

pandamonium 6 years ago

Was wondering this as i looked at the picture

17points

Jenny Lorenz 6 years ago

hahahaha

2points

Rachel Hamrick 6 years ago

That's not irony, actually, and it'd be hard to tell what it is anyway.

-2points

Troux 6 years ago

Warning: May contain nuts!

32points

BusLady 6 years ago

But only 2.

10points

dibya sadhukhan 6 years ago

Its theon's give it back

12points

PandaJon 6 years ago

Chocolate Santa is having a worst Christmas than you

8points

Tiggy Darling 6 years ago

Is it an insult? Or does the sender know they like chocolate and d***s?

5points

Bobbi Newell 6 years ago

The anonymous amazon d**k-gifter strikes again?

5points

Stimpy 6 years ago

At first I thought it was a turd...

4points

C 6 years ago

It probably is.

0points

Toni Picari 6 years ago

"I Have No Idea Who Sent It" Yeh Sure!

4points

Lorena Magee 6 years ago

somebody got on the sh*t list

3points

Vincent Maniace 5 years ago

Take a closer look, that's not s**t.

-1point

finelaffen 6 years ago

Is that chocolate? Looks delicious!

2points

#22

Found On Snapchat. Someone Got A Great Christmas Present

Final score:

141points

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Louise Stange-Wahl 6 years ago

It makes me want to cry when I saw this...I lost my sweet little Yorkie Jenna 14 months ago to epilepsy and she was just 7 years old. I miss her every day. What was your Mom thinking? She has to be on Santa's VERY naughty list.

10points

BusLady 6 years ago

So sorry you lost her. But you will always have memories and she will always be with you in spirit.

3points

Suzanne Morss 6 years ago

I'm so sorry for the loss of your dog! That is so hard. Plus your mom's a b***h.

2points

Pattie Kelly 6 years ago

Your dog gave you unconditional love did your EX-girlfriend?

2points

Enola Brinkley-Crayton 6 years ago

What a gal! You better run far from home while you are still young, the S--t is starting to begin.

2points

Stille20 6 years ago

Dammitt Mom

1point

Sam Leigh 6 years ago

Sorry .. LOL

1point

Mya Lugar 6 years ago

What a thoughtful Mom

1point

Marissa Wolff 2 years ago

What the f**k kinda Christmas present is THIS?!

0points

Dino Wecke 5 years ago

😂🤣😭👌🏾

0points

Janice Seagraves 6 years ago

Could have been worse. My aunt gave my mom my dad's ex's photo. She gave it to my brother, she was his mom.

0points

#23

Christmas Disaster Bad Enough, The Dog Took Down The Tree. He Ate His Bed As Well

Final score:

118points

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Patti Brock 6 years ago

Guessing the dog doesn't like Christmas....

52points

debrina blackmoon 6 years ago

new name: Grinch

2points

Nikki D 6 years ago

What kind of Charlie Brown tree is that?

5points

BusLady 6 years ago

You could sneeze on that and knock it over.

2points

Magpie 6 years ago

Magpie 1 minute ago Sorry for the downer but I just get annoyed by this. You have an animal in your family but have not done even the most basic research about their behaviour and needs. You are the one with thumbs it IS your job to keep everyone safe.

4points

Diane Patrick 6 years ago

He is bored. Get him some toys.

3points

manowce 6 years ago

people have to understand that this is not funny. dogs who destroy stuff have a real problem that should be addressed.

3points

Valereee 6 years ago

That wasn't much of a tree anyhow.

1point

Amanda Hunter 6 years ago

Doggie must be so bored and lonely.

1point

Ruth Hadden 6 years ago

The life you live with Pets

1point

Sam Leigh 6 years ago

Yeah I guess that my think the tree is getting too much attention

1point

Kerolos Saleib 6 years ago

Why is the bed next to the tree to begin with

1point

#24

Yep, This Just Happened! Very Lucky To Have No Injuries, Just Shattered About My Christmas Ham, Haha

Final score:

108points

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Bill Taylor 6 years ago

Hot dish + glass table=disaster.

67points

BusLady 6 years ago

So many of these here. Makes you never want to buy a glass table.

11points

Magpie 6 years ago

In Australia, it is other way around, buy yeah

3points

Bunzilla 6 years ago

This is what trivets are made for....

2points

Karen O'Toole 4 years ago

Who said it was a hot dish? That looks like summer in Australia and we don’t sit outside and have hot ham

0points

Norman van Druten 6 years ago

Pretty much, yes.

0points

Amanda Abel 6 years ago

OHH THANK YOU. I KEPT WONDERING HOW THESE INCIDENTS HAPPENED!

0points

Bettina Jansen 6 years ago

Isn't it the other way around? I always thought the problem was going from hot to cold

0points

jleitner 6 years ago

Anyone notice that his left foot is already in a cast? Not having a good day/week/month, apparently...

3points

BusLady 6 years ago

He's afraid to move. "Honey, would you grab my shoes, please?"

3points

Wil Vanderheijden 6 years ago

At least the sun is shining and it's warm.

2points

Ruth Hadden 6 years ago

Very BIG oops.

1point

Carissa Partheymueller 4 years ago

did she put the hot ham on a non tempered glass table ??

0points

Mark Kelly 5 years ago

Why I don't like glass tables.

0points

Rebecca Cote 6 years ago

Shoulda put a holder down and that wouldn't have happened.

0points

Odd1sout 6 years ago

Let's play a game... -Jigsaw christmas edition

0points

Suzieq 6 years ago

Our glass table shattered when a breeze caused the umbrella pole to vibrate, no " hot dish" needed.

0points

#25

So... This Is What Happened To My Real Tree This Year. Not A Needle Left On When We Heaved Her Out The Back Door

Final score:

107points

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Sue Knerl 6 years ago

Again, put water in the stand.

139points

Marie Watkins Crocker 6 years ago

How do people not get this?

20points

Rebecca Cote 6 years ago

I water mine and it still does that.... depends on where you are and how dry the air is as well.

1point

Josephina Minutolo 4 years ago

I don't get it.. don't they know it's a fire hazard to not water the tree??

0points

Nikki D 6 years ago

At least it smells nice!

11points

Kori K. Warriner 6 years ago

Water your trees!!!!

9points

Ryo Bakura 6 years ago

You must be pining for your last plastic tree.

4points

BusLady 6 years ago

😁😜

2points

pandamonium 6 years ago

Make needle angels on ur floor

4points

Meowton Mewsk 6 years ago

Lol! Good idea.

1point

Chris Hill 6 years ago

Artificial trees on clearance, everywhere. Get 'em while they're hot.

3points

Freya the Wanderer 6 years ago

Didn't you water the bloomin' thing even once?

3points

Hańka 6 years ago

You should not have waited until June ;)

3points

Tim Douglass 6 years ago

Live Christmas tress start being cut on the farms around the end of October. If you live in a warm climate or a long way from where they are grown you are going to get this. If you are going to by a live tree wait until about a week before Christmas, no more than that. Cut about 2" off the bottom of the tree before putting it in the stand. Keep water in the stand - a 4-6' tree will suck up as much as a quart a day, if it isn't then it's not very fresh. Check the water every day. Finally, don't keep a live tree up past New Year's. By that time, no matter what you have done, it is drying out and is ready to burn like a bomb. The shedding doesn't matter, the burning does.

2points

Chris Pitch 6 years ago

Once you see the penis, it can not be unseen

2points

#26

Got A Eucalyptus Tree For Christmas

Final score:

101points

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pandamonium 6 years ago

Did it come with a koala bear????

84points

Yvonne Bernal 6 years ago

No, it came with a new truck!

4points

Bron 6 years ago

just 'koala'. it's not a bear

2points

SilvaSkies 6 years ago

Came with a dusty Holden ute

2points

Norman van Druten 6 years ago

My first thoughts too, must have been the Koala bear.

1point

My O My 6 years ago

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Flash The Cat 6 years ago

Merry Australian Xmas

2points

Cheryl Ann French 6 years ago

Koalas aren’t bears

2points

Wyomudder 6 years ago

...sure... that's why they are called koala bears, and will eat your face.... right or wrong.... thank you for that low key stab of "fact".

-2points

William de Witt 6 years ago

Those trees have a nickname where I live... widowmaker... I'll give you one guess why.

2points

BusLady 6 years ago

They only fall on men? Lol

3points

seauf 6 years ago

use it to make tea and relax

2points

Ruth Hadden 6 years ago

Got Insurance ?

1point

SHINee Onew 6 years ago

must be smell so nice

1point

Chris Pitch 6 years ago

Treemendous

1point

Mya Lugar 6 years ago

Somebody thought you needed to branch out this coming year!

1point

Ric Kolseth 6 years ago

Only a eucalyptus tree will dooo...

1point

#27

Merry Christmas To Me! My Secret Pal Gift At Work Included Live Roaches And Roach Droppings

Final score:

95points

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Chancey 6 years ago

You win the worst Christmas disaster prize!!!

27points

Slune 6 years ago

I can't see something funny in this .prank

13points

Lola 6 years ago

I don’t think it was meant as a joke.

12points

BusLady 6 years ago

The person's home was apparently roach infested.

7points

Annie Hewitt 6 years ago

It's not a prank

4points

Andrea Bernier Hall 6 years ago

Can you imagine what this person's house must be like inside, if they don't even realize they're wrapping up roaches and their droppings...

10points

PandaJon 6 years ago

What to get the gal who has everything

10points

Lorena Magee 6 years ago

check the present for roaches too, hope it wasn't food

9points

Bettye McKee 6 years ago

That is the present. Did you not see roaches in the bag?

1point

Ashley Say Wha?!? 6 years ago

Oh no, worse than that spider imo. Booking my ticket out of the US now. I'm going to space to live.

7points

BusLady 6 years ago

Say hi to the guys and gals on the ISS.

2points

Stimpy 6 years ago

Wow, that pal did not like you

5points

Cheryl Hopper 6 years ago

0_o Glad they were secret. I would *not* want to know whose roach-infested pit of a home that came from. That is *nasty*.

4points

Brendan Kirk 6 years ago

Would’ve been worse if this happened in Queensland

2points

Nimthirielle 6 years ago

Eew!

2points

#28

Enjoy Your Special Christmas Waffles, Kids!

Final score:

94points

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Ang.stl 6 years ago

Looks like I’ve been cooking again.

58points

BusLady 6 years ago

Remind me not to eat at your house. Lol

7points

Kim Shannon 6 years ago

I' m pretty sure that's part of a tire tread.

7points

Annie Hu 6 years ago

it was so charred for a second I thought that the pan had burnt off.. then i realized it was the waffle

5points

pandamonium 6 years ago

You gave them coal for Christmas were they bad

5points

~Milo~ 6 years ago

Hey! those are just like my soul!

4points

Well Hello There 6 years ago

Black and crumbly?

4points

Heather McGuire 6 years ago

X-mas Coal Waffles!!! Yumm😱

3points

Victor Manteca Hierro 6 years ago

When I saw it I thought it was the bottom surface of a chewed-off car carpet.

2points

Bettye McKee 6 years ago

My first thought was, they could fasten few of those together and make a doormat.

0points

Toujin C'Thlu 6 years ago

Looks like someone fell asleep with the waffle iron on

2points

BusLady 6 years ago

Should have used more batter.

2points

Amy Fisher 6 years ago

Why all the fuss over this? Black (charcoal) food is all the rage among hipsters. Oh wait, you mean I'm not the only one who thinks that's a really stupid fad?

2points

#29

My Christmas Present

Final score:

93points

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Meowton Mewsk 6 years ago

That really sucks. I know it’s just material things, but I feel bad for that person. I bet they were really happy when they opened it.

69points

Cheryl Hopper 6 years ago

Not being able to get use out of an awesome gift sucks, and there's nothing wrong with being upset about that.

7points

Robyn Denton 6 years ago

A proper wall bracket might have helped...

3points

cool sun 6 years ago

It fainted. Stuff faint this time of the year, especially because of cats, dogs, kids or just because they get tired

3points

KT Trondsen 6 years ago

Next time get a good shelf and screw it into the studs

2points

Captain Marvel 6 years ago

Shoot! I thought that was a screensaver 😅 poor person, I hope they had insurance for it. Or at least had a good Christmas otherwise.

1point

BusLady 6 years ago

That's what you get for buying your shelf hooks from the dollar store. Seriously, I had some that kept falling, so I went to Home Depot and got some Command hooks, what I should have done in the first place. Nothing got broken, though.

1point

BoredDragonfly 6 years ago

Hooray for Command products! I do not have Command products, I live in the Netherlands. It is available to get here (just looked that up), but I did not hear about it until this year. But got to know someone in the US who has a box full of Command products, especially the clips! She always forgets she has them and then buys new ones when she sees them, while she already has so many, lol!

2points

Chris Hill 6 years ago

If they bought it with some VISA cards, they will cover a new purchase or they did like 2 years ago, the stone fell out of a ring days after purchase, covered it.

1point

Sue Bentley 6 years ago

This is why we can't have nice things.

1point

Lorena Magee 6 years ago

they should have gotten you a good sturdy shelf too

1point

Lisa J 6 years ago

Did Jan smash it with a Dundie again?

1point

#30

Just About Died Getting This Up And None Of The Lights Work

Final score:

89points

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LOttawa 6 years ago

Test before you install. Hasn't National lampoon Christmas vacation thought us anything.

100points

Ashley Say Wha?!? 6 years ago

We watch that everyyyyy Christmas thanks to my dad lol it is a great movie though (I personally think Vegas Vacation was the best). Something I've always wondered and maybe you'll know, why is the beginning of the title called "National Lampoon"?

3points

ArchangelLoki 6 years ago

The little lights aren't twinkling Clark!

2points

Hugh Reynolds 6 years ago

Not always a guarantee, the wires can break during installation.

1point

Meowton Mewsk 6 years ago

Lol! Great point.

1point

Ariel Facey 6 years ago

Common sense must be running thin these days ....

1point

PandaJon 6 years ago

You do know you have to plug it in, right?

1point

Carissa Partheymueller 4 years ago

ohhhhh heres comes me a screaming karen into the store where i bought those lights

0points

Paula Swanson 4 years ago

ALWAYS test all lights BEFORE you put them up. ALWAYS

0points

Robin Grutters 5 years ago

Never trust Christmas lights

0points

Robin Grutters 5 years ago

Never trust lights

0points

Mark Kelly 5 years ago

Didn't plug them in first then install, not just to test but for correct length?

0points

okpkpkp 6 years ago

It's still a bit festive. Try hanging a few red ornaments from the green stuff, brighten it up a tad, no? Next year, I mean.

0points

Fred Burrows 6 years ago

Just go with it .

0points

#31

One Of My Girlfriend's Gifts Arrived Like This Just Days Before Christmas...

Final score:

86points

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Bunzilla 6 years ago

Oh wow. Not nearly enough padding.

4points

Mark 6 years ago

Buy a tube of glue and write "Some assembly required" on the side, sorted!

2points

Robyn Denton 6 years ago

OH NO, NOT THE HARRY POTTER STUFF!! My daughter gave me ALL Harry Potter stuff for Christmas this year [she knows me so well] I would have been devastated if this had been something of mine!

2points

Jenni Kreuzthaler 6 years ago

OMG NOT THE HARRY POTTER MUG 😭😭

2points

Aileen 6 years ago

This is why you use bubble wrap.

1point

João Eiras 6 years ago

"Reparo!"

1point

Mya Lugar 6 years ago

Maybe the mailman was mugged!!

1point

BusLady 6 years ago

Or careless? Oops, I dropped it. Maybe they won't notice.

2points

Freya the Wanderer 6 years ago

One drawback of shopping on-line.

1point

Josh Phillips 3 years ago

What even WAS that!?

0points

okpkpkp 6 years ago

While working at the Army Post Office, I picked up a box from Montgomery Wards full of broken glass and thought to myself, oh, the poor bastard. So, when the sorting was done, guess who's package that was??? Yep, it was mine. Everything was broken.

0points

#32

My Parents Came Home To Their Christmas Tree This Morning

Final score:

82points

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Patti Brock 6 years ago

Cat or dog?

62points

dibya sadhukhan 6 years ago

Pheobe

7points

Aileen 6 years ago

The snowmen, fish, elf on the shelf, and all cats and dogs in the house confirm that the ornaments went on strike.

6points

Maggie C 6 years ago

The elf on the shelf.

4points

Night Owl 6 years ago

The two snowmen teamed up

3points

Shecky Feinstein 4 years ago

Burglars

0points

Eva the Ravenclaw Bookworm📚💖 5 years ago

Neither. It was Blitzen!

0points

Whiterain25 furry 6 years ago

tortoise

0points

Jim Price 6 years ago

It was Frosty! They got this picture before he hid back behind the desk.

0points

athornedrose 6 years ago

grandchild

0points

Bill Taylor 6 years ago

The snowman on the couch did it...

2points

Nikki D 6 years ago

I always wanted a train like that under the tree.

2points

BACON M&M 6 years ago

ThIs looks staged bc of the decorations on the ground neattly

1point

BusLady 6 years ago (edited)

I swear, I am going to invent a tree stand that is cat and dog proof. I'll be a millionaire in no time.

1point

Linda Roy 4 years ago

Where's the culprit?

0points

elfin Premium 6 years ago

Odd that the ornaments are not in the direction that the tree fell.

0points

Bettye McKee 6 years ago

It looks like the Christmas tree had a fit!

0points

Valerie Anne 6 years ago

The ornaments don't look completely broken

0points

Kathleen Moore 6 years ago

Where’s the damn cat???????

0points

#33

This Morning Some Kids Decided To Set Fire To My Boat. Merry Christmas

Final score:

81points

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Patti Brock 6 years ago

Why? What is wrong with people?

156points

Night Owl 6 years ago (edited)

Sooo sooo many things...

20points

Cheryl Hopper 6 years ago

How much time do you have for the list? xp

8points

seauf 6 years ago

people

6points

elfin Premium 6 years ago

The Internet is not vast enough to hold the answer.

3points

Larkin Elliott (student) 6 years ago

So many things.

1point

Dancing Pandas 6 years ago

it's past christmas morning, you have got your presents, now there's no need to be good until at least thanksgiving

0points

Bill 6 years ago

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Daria B 6 years ago (edited)

Wow, isn't this an actual crime? Setting fire to someone else's expensive property... Hit their parents on their wallets/bank accounts and we'll see if their kids will dare doing something like this again.

16points

Louise Stange-Wahl 6 years ago

Hope you caught them...they need to get you a new one...or their parents!

4points

BusLady 6 years ago

This is why some people can't have nice things. Other people get jealous...

3points

Kiahna 6 years ago

This isn't jealousy. Jealousy would be stealing the thing. This is... bad parenting.

3points

pandamonium 6 years ago

Well someone's parents failed

3points

Kathleen Moore 6 years ago

Jeez, get yourself a security camera! People that bad need to be caught

2points

Zoe Xantho 6 years ago

Little a******s

2points

Lynn Hussey 6 years ago

Wow...that's miserable!

1point

Michelle Line 6 years ago

wtf...!

1point

Carol Emory 6 years ago

Hopefully the parents of those kids will be buying you a new one.

1point

#34

Got A New Wallet For Christmas, But They Forgot Something...

Final score:

79points

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dibya sadhukhan 6 years ago

It will keep your money safe even after someone steals your wallet

42points

Bill Taylor 6 years ago

Merry Christmas, enjoy the wallet I just shoplifted!!!

15points

Ryo Bakura 6 years ago

Isn't it bad luck to give someone a wallet/purse without money already in it?

13points

Enomfon Asuquo 6 years ago

Never heard of that...

0points

rola 6 years ago

I think this might be an Asian thing? I know people here do this

-1point

Victor Manteca Hierro 6 years ago (edited)

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Ellen 6 years ago

You'd think the store alarm would go off alerting the staff to cut off the damn security tag

6points

BusLady 6 years ago

It did, but they were too busy chasing down the lady who was stealing the 50" big screen TV.

5points

BusLady 6 years ago

Came with a free bracelet.

4points

BusLady 6 years ago

And a set of bracelets for your friend.

2points

pandamonium 6 years ago

Bolt cutters beat any lock

4points

Nubmaeme 6 years ago

Some security devices contain a dye pack that explodes when the wire is cut or during any other attempted removal. That dye is permanent, even on skin. If it is determined to be magnetic, simply use a strong magnet to open it. Best to take it back to store for their removal if not sure.

6points

Lorena Magee 6 years ago

I wonder if the alarm went off when leaving the store?

3points

Crouching_Penn_Hidden_Teller@yahoo.com 6 years ago

I got a pair of jeans that still had the plastic security tag on it. the store is 2000 miles away.

1point

Josephina Minutolo 4 years ago

I bet it didn't cost anything!!

0points

Paula Swanson 4 years ago

Maybe you have a pair of cable cutters in your stocking

0points

#35

Breaking Mom's Oven On Christmas Eve Surely Reminded Her Of Two Things: 1. I'm Her Favourite Child; 2. Always Have A Backup Roast Ready

Final score:

72points

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Ryo Bakura 6 years ago

Who makes a backup roast? "I had a feeling you'd break the oven, so I made one last night, just in case. We can have the one I was planning to cook in the New Year. Oh, and you're grounded, you little s**t."

83points

Aileen 6 years ago

And you had better believe that you’re paying for a new oven.

3points

Annie Hu 6 years ago

just counting down the seconds until the whole glass panel shatters

4points

Norman van Druten 6 years ago

Maybe a backup kid could be a good idea, just in case I decide I've had enough of this one.

2points

BusLady 6 years ago

How does this happen? Also, there is such a thing as a covered baking dish.

2points

Mark Kelly 5 years ago

It still works.

0points

Jenifer Cappello 6 years ago

What is with all these all glass oven doors? The only glass on my oven is a window that you can peek into the oven to see how things are going. Nothing big enough to just shatter like that.

0points

Valerie Anne 6 years ago

How? Seriously, how did this happen?

0points

Lilly 6 years ago

how do these things happen?!

0points

Friedlander Rosenzweig 6 years ago

“Mom, do you have the Open Table app on your phone by any chance? Why am I asking? Ummmm, no reason....”

0points

Pattie Kelly 6 years ago

Yep kids have all the answers.

0points

#36

My Dogs Just Knocked Over My Christmas Tree

Final score:

66points

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cool sun 6 years ago

Stop blaming dogs for fainting trees. Trees faint suddenly, just because, everyone knows it!

9points

Taryn Wallace 6 years ago

My cat did this the very first day my mom put her new gorgeous tree topper on top.....guess who only got to see the tree topper for one day???

3points

Magpie 6 years ago

Ok to clarify: unstable trees can fall on a cat or small dog and break their spines. Cats are fascinated by tinsel and can eat it, leading to major gut problems. They can also walk on or try to eat broken glass ornaments, leading to cuts on the feet, face, mouth and severe problems if they manage to actually swallow it. Cats and dogs do not understand things like " do not climb on this ". Christmas trees and decorations are just irresistible to them.

1point

Night Owl 6 years ago

The angel gave up

2points

BusLady 6 years ago

The little paper angel looks just like one that I have. Made by one of my kids about 30 years ago. Yes, I still have it.

1point

Lorena Magee 6 years ago

well pick it up, most of the ornaments are still attached

1point

My O My 6 years ago

Nothing seems to be broken...

1point

Paula Swanson 4 years ago

Is it me or does that angel ornament sticking , look like a hand and the face plant of the tree topper angel just makes it more like that.

0points

Sandra Mason 6 years ago

ruining Christmas trees... it's not just for cats anymore

0points

Norman van Druten 6 years ago

*Dog 1 to Dog 2*: "Hey Rufus watch that fool on top do a face plant".

0points

Pattie Kelly 6 years ago

Dogs love to surprise you.

0points

#37

Got A Flat Tire Last Night Over The Christmas Holidays, Nowhere Is Open To Fix It

Final score:

56points

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Leopoldo Pisanello 6 years ago

Actually I've got exactly that same problem yesterday. Still waiting for the tire repair shop to open.

21points

Baloo Le Kot 6 years ago

Don't you have a spare in your trunk?

18points

Charley Coetzee 6 years ago

literally having the same issue!!

1point

pandamonium 6 years ago

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Efrem Hug 6 years ago

it's only flat on the bottom!

5points

Niall Mac Iomera 6 years ago

...that's why cars come with spares

3points

Tiffiny 6 years ago

I’ve never had to replace a tire but I’ve seen my mom do it so I know how if I ever needed it. So far I just call AAA.

2points

Sam Leigh 6 years ago

Ummm u just get a thingy and lift that mother up Unscrew spare from car and with one those spiny things take wheel nuts off exchange etc Wots the issue?

2points

Angela Williams 6 years ago

well use the spare tyre then ya lazy git

2points

LOttawa 6 years ago (edited)

Get the spare out and put it on, it's really easy.

2points

Han 6 years ago

Steps are on wikihow its very easy to do yourself.

2points

Gingergirl 5 years ago

Wouldn’t you just use the spare?

1point

Kuba Qbek 6 years ago

A spare wheel in the trunk helps 😉 just saying..

1point

#38

10 Foot Tall Christmas Tree Fell Over Today...

Final score:

55points

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Christine M Quigley 6 years ago

I've learned to anchor the tree on the sides as well, into a corner.. used to have 14' trees!

2points

Kristy P 6 years ago

We're going to need a bigger stand...

1point

Linda Adamo 4 years ago

you need a wider base with a tree that size.

0points

Pattie Kelly 6 years ago

Suggestion "don't buy a 10 foot tall Christmas tree next year".

0points

Sam Leigh 6 years ago

Nah yeah nah see other people’s dosasters

0points

Louise Stange-Wahl 6 years ago

All our trees are alive and outside..and they are very happy! We have about 400.

0points

BusLady 6 years ago (edited)

I would be happy if I had 400 trees. :-)

3points

Clare Elliott 6 years ago

Blame it on Trump.

-1point

Ken Inman 4 years ago

He's kind of top heavy too, ain't he?

0points

#39

Glass Bomb

Final score:

52points

Stacie Peters

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Pavlina G 6 years ago

Been there, done that

15points

Marty BlackEagle-Carl 6 years ago

Chinese restaurant's open

3points

okpkpkp 6 years ago

haha. We tried. Ours was closed. Not for Xmas but for a wedding.

0points

BusLady 6 years ago

I got a Pyrex dish for Christmas. If you have any or plan on getting any, Google it for some great tips on how to avoid these accidents.

2points

Ryo Bakura 6 years ago

Poor Garfield...

2points

BusLady 6 years ago

I'm sorry! Forgive me!

1point

Norman van Druten 6 years ago

Well, that escalated quickly.

1point

Shecky Feinstein 4 years ago

Looks ok to me.

0points

okpkpkp 6 years ago

Pyrex brand? Probably not.

0points

Pattie Kelly 6 years ago

OK how do you blow up a glass casserole plate or the oven or both?

0points

bri james 6 years ago

I messed up and set Pyrex on the stove and the burner was on and it shattered

0points

L.j. Bus 6 years ago

My dad did that on purpose because he didn’t think it would hurt lol

0points

#40

My Morning So Far:

slept in 30 minutes; discovered the coffee beans I bought with a Christmas gift card are decaf; then this happened when I tried to pour the beans back into the bag

sirpressingfire78 Report

Final score:

49points

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Nadine 6 years ago

Time to go back to bed.

42points

Norman van Druten 6 years ago

Not today coffee, not today!

0points

manowce 6 years ago

if this is your biggest problem, you are the luckiest of us all.

12points

Magpie 6 years ago

Kindof agreee, but mornings.

3points

BusLady 6 years ago

Time to switch to decaf? Lol

2points

Cheryl Hopper 6 years ago

The beans being decaf is the real bummer. Beans falling on the counter? You sweep them up and put them back in the bag. That's not a huge deal.

2points

Freya the Wanderer 6 years ago

There is a time and a place for decaf. Never, and down the drain.

2points

BusLady 6 years ago

Like, why bother?

1point

Ryo Bakura 6 years ago

That's where decaf beans belong, so what's the problem?

2points

Dino Wecke 5 years ago

😭😭😭😭😭😭🤗

0points

Sheila Gaylord 6 years ago

Guess you’re gonn drink decaf.

0points

Pattie Kelly 6 years ago

The rest of your day will get worse.

0points

pandamonium 6 years ago

Is that book sitting on an old credit card slider

-1point

Lorena Magee 6 years ago

note pad on a cheese slicer

2points

#41

Waited In A 2 Hour Line For This Pic

Final score:

38points

hot.doggeria

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seauf 6 years ago

so? ;)

32points

Sam Leigh 6 years ago

Yeah those photographers need a kick up the a**e

2points

Toujin C'Thlu 6 years ago

Looks like Santa is hiding

2points

Fred Burrows 6 years ago

Could have took a selfie from the end of the line and left .

1point

Ivy Crawford 6 years ago

I like it!

1point

Stille20 6 years ago

Was their also a professional photographer. The angle seems really odd.

1point

Marina Vrielink 6 years ago

Why...

1point

Lisa J 6 years ago

For the pic or the present?

1point

Jennifer Hughes 4 years ago

OK, learn to take better pictures?

0points