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Our pets can, just like us, be assholes. Dogs are a bit clumsy, mischievous, and often motivated by greed. They will rip up your couch cushions just because it's fun to do. But there's no malice involved and they really do love you, they are just idiots sometimes.

Cats, on the other hand, are something else entirely. Sometimes it seems like they know exactly what they are doing, and they take a kind of perverse pleasure in pissing you off. They are cold, calculating assholes, and they aren't shy about it! Why else would they poop in your sink or sit on your pizza?

We asked our readers to send in pics of their cats being mean for no particular reason, and were amazed with the hilariously evil submissions we received. Scroll down below to check them out for yourself, and don't forget to upvote your favorites!

#1

Ha! Caught Her In The Act!

Ha! Caught Her In The Act!

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    Are You Missing Underwear?

    Are You Missing Underwear?

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    Ntosh
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am not a cat person, mainly because I am scared of them since one attacked me when I was young, I can't get over the fear. But I must say, I am loving these cats in this post so much. Are cats really doing this? They just made my day a bit better

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    #4

    Lost About 40 Minutes Of Work Just Now. PSA: If You Have A Cat, Don’t Buy A Computer Case With An Upward-Facing Power Button

    Lost About 40 Minutes Of Work Just Now. PSA: If You Have A Cat, Don’t Buy A Computer Case With An Upward-Facing Power Button

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    #5

    You Home Earlier Today Hooman

    You Home Earlier Today Hooman

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    Cactuar Jon
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What's happening Jim?" "The hooman's home, Monty! Don't move and they'll think we're part of an art installation!"

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    #6

    "I'll Do It. I Swear To God, I'll Do It."

    "I'll Do It. I Swear To God, I'll Do It."

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    #8

    Made A Pie Crust. Turned Around To Get Filling. Turned Back Around And This Is What I Found

    Made A Pie Crust. Turned Around To Get Filling. Turned Back Around And This Is What I Found

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    #9

    Good Thinking

    Good Thinking

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    #10

    Wife Drives To Grandma's House. Amount Of Fucks Given By Our New Rescue Cat: Zero

    Wife Drives To Grandma's House. Amount Of Fucks Given By Our New Rescue Cat: Zero

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    #11

    Ugh - Walked Away For A Second!

    Ugh - Walked Away For A Second!

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always in search of warm place, buy a heating pad and put it next to laptop, that really solves this problem.

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    #12

    I've Altered Your Signal. Pray I Don't Alter It Any Further

    I've Altered Your Signal. Pray I Don't Alter It Any Further

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    #13

    We Locked Our Cats Out Of Room Due To A New Baby. After Hearing Frantic Scratching And Meowing At 2am I Flipped The Lights On To This Sight. We Have No Idea How He Managed To Do This

    We Locked Our Cats Out Of Room Due To A New Baby. After Hearing Frantic Scratching And Meowing At 2am I Flipped The Lights On To This Sight. We Have No Idea How He Managed To Do This

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    #14

    Over The Last Week Our Kitten Has Discovered She Can Climb Sh*t

    Over The Last Week Our Kitten Has Discovered She Can Climb Sh*t

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    #15

    Had To Unplug The Touch Lamp To Prevent This Adorable Bastard From Turning It On Whenever He Was Hungry At Night

    Had To Unplug The Touch Lamp To Prevent This Adorable Bastard From Turning It On Whenever He Was Hungry At Night

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    Wanderlust
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The touch lamps are indeed annoying, there's like five different lightings to it. I imagine this cat does it two hours before you wake to work

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    #16

    Oh, Hai There

    Oh, Hai There

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    #17

    Cats Always Know

    Cats Always Know

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    #18

    The Cat Knocked My Daughter’s Fish Bowl Off The Dresser

    The Cat Knocked My Daughter’s Fish Bowl Off The Dresser

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    #19

    This Little Fella Being Caught Seconds After Being Told He Couldn't Have Any

    This Little Fella Being Caught Seconds After Being Told He Couldn't Have Any

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love his expression in the second photo. Just want to skritch his face all over!!!

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    #20

    This Shelf Is PROTECTED

    This Shelf Is PROTECTED

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    #22

    She Wasn’t Happy Until I Gave Up And Left My Warm Tea Mug There

    She Wasn’t Happy Until I Gave Up And Left My Warm Tea Mug There

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    #23

    My Boyfriend Was Wondering Why His Room Is So Cold

    My Boyfriend Was Wondering Why His Room Is So Cold

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    #24

    Glad You Find Them So Comfy...

    Glad You Find Them So Comfy...

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    #25

    Some Cat "Helped" With This Paving Stone Near My House

    Some Cat "Helped" With This Paving Stone Near My House

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    #26

    When Mom Turns Her Back And You Steal The Leftover Corn Muffins From Dinner

    When Mom Turns Her Back And You Steal The Leftover Corn Muffins From Dinner

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    #28

    She Pushes Her Toy Mouse Under The Stove More Than 5 Times A Day And Then Meows Until I Crawl Under To Get It. She's An A**hole

    She Pushes Her Toy Mouse Under The Stove More Than 5 Times A Day And Then Meows Until I Crawl Under To Get It. She's An A**hole

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    #29

    Woke Up To This At 3:46am, Thanks Billy

    Woke Up To This At 3:46am, Thanks Billy

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    #30

    The Murder Plot Thickens...

    The Murder Plot Thickens...

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    Wanderlust
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That cat is definitely has me on it's black list. Hopefully the next object that falls on my head isn't a bowling ball or clothes iron. Like it happened in Home Alone

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    #32

    I Live Alone And The First Time My Cat Did This I Was Taking A Bath And Thought I Was About To Be Murdered

    I Live Alone And The First Time My Cat Did This I Was Taking A Bath And Thought I Was About To Be Murdered

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    #33

    This Is Why She Doesn't Do Yoga Anymore

    This Is Why She Doesn't Do Yoga Anymore

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    #34

    I Guess It's Time To Talk To My Cat About Her Changing Body

    I Guess It's Time To Talk To My Cat About Her Changing Body

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    PyroarRanger
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Cat, you will experience extreme mood swings, like hitting your hooman while they is giving you belly rub."

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    #35

    Trying To Take A Selfie With Your Cats

    Trying To Take A Selfie With Your Cats

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    #36

    This Is What I Woke Up To Today. Jerk

    This Is What I Woke Up To Today. Jerk

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    Paul K. Johnson
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Can't a guy wash his balls in the middle of your food without having every a*****e who comes along taking pictures?"

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    #37

    This One Won't Stop Unplugging The Fan

    This One Won't Stop Unplugging The Fan

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    #38

    Your Spawn Can Sleep On The Floor For All I Care

    Your Spawn Can Sleep On The Floor For All I Care

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    #39

    You Want Me To Be Careful? How's That, Is That Careful Enough?

    You Want Me To Be Careful? How's That, Is That Careful Enough?

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently cats do this to just get your attention, or because you haven't praised their good behavior enough! (this is why all of the knick-knacks on my mantle are Command-stripped to it!)

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    #40

    Oh You're Playing? Well... I'm Tired, Let Me Just... Purrfect

    Oh You're Playing? Well... I'm Tired, Let Me Just... Purrfect

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    mulk
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks your cat: he probably save your family's relationship from this game of hell!

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    #41

    Walter Likes To "Hide" In The Tub And Attack When You Try To Pee

    Walter Likes To "Hide" In The Tub And Attack When You Try To Pee

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    #44

    New Cat Doesn't Play Well With The Dog

    New Cat Doesn't Play Well With The Dog

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    #45

    Discovered My Cat Had Stashed Over 100 Of My Hairbands Under A Single Piece Of Furniture

    Discovered My Cat Had Stashed Over 100 Of My Hairbands Under A Single Piece Of Furniture

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    Lord Beerus
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my cats eat whatever he finds ... one time he threw up a few wall stickers (we were wondering where they went as we couldn't find them on the ground), a few rubber and hair bands and a paperclip

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    #46

    When I Woke Up This Morning I Found My New Yoga Blocks Like This And Found A Smirking Orange Tabby With Green Foam In His Nails

    When I Woke Up This Morning I Found My New Yoga Blocks Like This And Found A Smirking Orange Tabby With Green Foam In His Nails

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    #48

    This Cat Can't Handle His Fish

    This Cat Can't Handle His Fish

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    Wanderlust
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must've burst through the hole (background) to fetch his meal but his human keeps snatching his fish away

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    #50

    Your Homework? Never Heard About It

    Your Homework? Never Heard About It

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    Kaia Kristjansson
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat did the exact same thing. I had to turn it into my teacher and she was like,"what on earth happened" and I said," my cat...ate it?"

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    #51

    I Just Had Surgery And Need To Do My Physical Therapy

    I Just Had Surgery And Need To Do My Physical Therapy

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop moving your leg god dammit and give me that sock, Mom has put all my previous heists on display today want to add one more to that collection.

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    #52

    This A*sshole -"She Has Two Hands, And Is Not Petting Me"

    This A*sshole -"She Has Two Hands, And Is Not Petting Me"

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something deep inside me wishes to see that cat moving that tail. ♥

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    #54

    This Happens Every Time I Try To Do Cardio

    This Happens Every Time I Try To Do Cardio

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    #55

    My Cat Is A Jerk...

    My Cat Is A Jerk...

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    #56

    My Cat Has Started Flushing The Toilet... While I Am Mid Business

    My Cat Has Started Flushing The Toilet... While I Am Mid Business

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    #57

    High After The Vet, Caught Stealing French Fries

    High After The Vet, Caught Stealing French Fries

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    #58

    Mojo Does Not Care About Your Mail. Mojo Is A Grown Man And Does What He Wants To Do

    Mojo Does Not Care About Your Mail. Mojo Is A Grown Man And Does What He Wants To Do

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    #59

    Came Home From Work And Crashed The Kitten Party

    Came Home From Work And Crashed The Kitten Party

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kittens are f*****g awesome. I fostered 5 newborn kittens up until they were three months old and they never did that much damage but I always took them outside on a blanket every single day for play and exercise

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    #60

    My Wife Tried To Walk The Cat

    My Wife Tried To Walk The Cat

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The beer in her hand explains a lot. I'm guessing that wasn't the first bottle. :)

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    #61

    My Boy Always Tries To Jump In The Fridge When I Open It. This Is The First Time He Made It In

    My Boy Always Tries To Jump In The Fridge When I Open It. This Is The First Time He Made It In

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    #62

    Climb The Human!

    Climb The Human!

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    Linda Matheny
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have to pick up Momma cat and drop her like a piece of trash..... maybe you shouldn't own any cats.

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    #64

    Today My Cats Were Especially *ssholes

    Today My Cats Were Especially *ssholes

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    #66

    I Had To Throw Them Away (The Blinds, Not The A**hole)

    I Had To Throw Them Away (The Blinds, Not The A**hole)

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    #67

    I Just Finished Applying The First Layer On My Table And Then...

    I Just Finished Applying The First Layer On My Table And Then...

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    #68

    Toby's New Year's Resolution Is To Still Don't Care At All

    Toby's New Year's Resolution Is To Still Don't Care At All

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    #69

    I'm Just Gonna Play With My New Toy In The House...

    I'm Just Gonna Play With My New Toy In The House...

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    #70

    Pavlov Woke Me Up Early To Show Off His Kill

    Pavlov Woke Me Up Early To Show Off His Kill

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    #71

    Excuse Me Sir, Do You Have A Moment To Talk About Jesus Christ?

    Excuse Me Sir, Do You Have A Moment To Talk About Jesus Christ?

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    #72

    This Cat Decided To Maul My Leg Whilst Ordering Pizza In Paris, Owner Says That's How You Know He Likes You

    This Cat Decided To Maul My Leg Whilst Ordering Pizza In Paris, Owner Says That's How You Know He Likes You

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    #73

    The Kitten Doesn't Like Blondes

    The Kitten Doesn't Like Blondes

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's an interesting inverted pyramid sort of looking table with three legs only... May be I would replicate this as my next DIY, I guess it need to stuck to the wall. Ohh noo.. its an optical illusion .. is it? Is it a regular table. Man, the longer I look, more I am getting confused..!!!

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    #74

    If You Look Carefully You Can See The Paw Print Right In The Middle Of The Steak, And The Savage Omnoms On The Upper Left. Think I Would've Learned By Now Not To Leave Food Unattended

    If You Look Carefully You Can See The Paw Print Right In The Middle Of The Steak, And The Savage Omnoms On The Upper Left. Think I Would've Learned By Now Not To Leave Food Unattended

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    #75

    Sagwa Does This Whenever One Of Us Bends Over. Bonus: The Girl In The Picture Was Lint Rolling Her Sweater To Get Rid Of Sagwa's Hair All Over It

    Sagwa Does This Whenever One Of Us Bends Over. Bonus: The Girl In The Picture Was Lint Rolling Her Sweater To Get Rid Of Sagwa's Hair All Over It

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    #76

    I Hate My Cats

    I Hate My Cats

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    Taryn Wallace
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm impressed that your cats have figured out how to throw things at the TV / computer screen!!!!

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    #77

    Think You Can Play Chess Around Her? Think Again. She Always Wins

    Think You Can Play Chess Around Her? Think Again. She Always Wins

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    #78

    Every Assignment Was Spent Like This

    Every Assignment Was Spent Like This

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    Anne Reid
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My tuxedo cat steals pens, too! Especially when I’m trying to use them!

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    #79

    He Does This Way Too Much

    He Does This Way Too Much

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    #80

    I'll Just Shred This Box In The Most Noisy And Annoying Way Possible, And Then Spit The Pieces All Over The House!

    I'll Just Shred This Box In The Most Noisy And Annoying Way Possible, And Then Spit The Pieces All Over The House!

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    #81

    Explains Why I Can't Keep My Plant Alive!

    Explains Why I Can't Keep My Plant Alive!

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    Cactuar Jon
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your cats growing well, though! Just remember to water everyday and you'll soon have a flourishing cat tree :)

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    #82

    Said No One Ever...

    Said No One Ever...

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TBH, internet is completely opposite In portraying how cats really are. They are very lovely animals and as loyal as dogs. But I guess its more fun to display other side of their nature.

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    #83

    No Matter How Many Toys We Buy Him He Still Steals Our Children's

    No Matter How Many Toys We Buy Him He Still Steals Our Children's

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    Wanderlust
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This cat is very envious of his humans, always wondering why the spawns gets the new toys. Why can't he have it for himself instead

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    #85

    She Doesn’t Let Us Hang Our Towels

    She Doesn’t Let Us Hang Our Towels

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    #86

    OMG, This Laptop Tastes Delicious

    OMG, This Laptop Tastes Delicious

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    #88

    He's Slowly Pushing It All Off The Table, While Pretending To Sleep

    He's Slowly Pushing It All Off The Table, While Pretending To Sleep

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    #89

    Spidercat, Spidercat, Does Whatever Realy Hurts...

    Spidercat, Spidercat, Does Whatever Realy Hurts...

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    #90

    No Touch Da Mousey!

    No Touch Da Mousey!

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    #91

    This A**hole Needed More Room To Look Out

    This A**hole Needed More Room To Look Out

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    #92

    So You Wake Up To This In The Morning. I Hate My Cat

    So You Wake Up To This In The Morning. I Hate My Cat

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    #96

    "I Did Not Do This"

    "I Did Not Do This"

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    #97

    Gimme That

    Gimme That

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this one... Personally I like sharing AND I like animals more than most people, so these cats would be a great fit for me👍

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    #98

    First Time Owning A Kitten - Didn't Know They Really Did This Stuff

    First Time Owning A Kitten - Didn't Know They Really Did This Stuff

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know. I've had a lot of cats and never has one messed with the TP. I guess it's just a matter of time...

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    #99

    “I Don’t Know - I Just Walked In And There Were Bags, Like, Everywhere. Probably An Explosion”

    “I Don’t Know - I Just Walked In And There Were Bags, Like, Everywhere. Probably An Explosion”

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    #100

    Get A Cat, They Said... It'll Be Fun...

    Get A Cat, They Said... It'll Be Fun...

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    #102

    I Think I'll Just... Yep, This Is A Good Place

    I Think I'll Just... Yep, This Is A Good Place

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    Lord Beerus
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's probably the distant relative of that other one sitting on the pizza... what is it with these cats and sitting on pizza :'D

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    #105

    This Cat In My Neighbourhood

    This Cat In My Neighbourhood

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    #106

    Good Morning! Breakfast Now?

    Good Morning! Breakfast Now?

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    Ingo Sauer
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I didn't wake you, did i? Oh no... Well, since you're already up, there's this matter of my personnel being late for work."

    #107

    Roommate Had A Bad Morning

    Roommate Had A Bad Morning

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    #108

    What Happens If I Try To Do Things Other Than Pet My Kitties...

    What Happens If I Try To Do Things Other Than Pet My Kitties...

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    Kai Burnstien
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waddles face! He's just like that's my job! I'm the scarf not you!! Viva stole his job!

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    #109

    Asshole From China

    Asshole From China

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    #110

    I Still Love This Cat

    I Still Love This Cat

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    #111

    My Cat Found A Nice Sleeping Spot In My Antique Chair

    My Cat Found A Nice Sleeping Spot In My Antique Chair

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    #112

    "You Get The Banana And I Will Rip Open The Cat Weed"

    "You Get The Banana And I Will Rip Open The Cat Weed"

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    #114

    Returning To Scene Of The Crime

    Returning To Scene Of The Crime

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    #115

    My Cat Pickle Has A Hobby, He Likes To Urinate In Unusual Places. He Didn't Get A Drop On The Floor Though (Side Note: He Did A Wee In A Frisbee Once)

    My Cat Pickle Has A Hobby, He Likes To Urinate In Unusual Places. He Didn't Get A Drop On The Floor Though (Side Note: He Did A Wee In A Frisbee Once)

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We got him as a very scared 6 month old kitten from a rescue centre, I don't know what had happened to him but he didn't like being touched. He still wees on things very occasionally even with a fresh litter tray. Pickle is 7 years old now and a cuddle monster. He can be a bit scratchy at times but so so affectionate, he's come a long way. And has a big tabby brother who he adores :-). This kitty has a home for life, I love him to bits :-)...don't worry, I bought new shoes!

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    #116

    “No Boots! Boots Always Mean You’re Leaving, And Leaving Means No Chin-Scratches!”

    “No Boots! Boots Always Mean You’re Leaving, And Leaving Means No Chin-Scratches!”

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    #117

    Wipe This! 2017 Site Specific Installation By Uli. Chewed Toilet Paper, Toilet Paper Holder, Drywall, Light

    Wipe This! 2017 Site Specific Installation By Uli. Chewed Toilet Paper, Toilet Paper Holder, Drywall, Light

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    #118

    The Face Of Evil

    The Face Of Evil

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    #119

    I Literally Just Fed Her 10 Minutes Ago

    I Literally Just Fed Her 10 Minutes Ago

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    #120

    My Cat Is Very Proud Of Herself For Destroying This Shoebox

    My Cat Is Very Proud Of Herself For Destroying This Shoebox

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    #121

    What In The Hell Are You Guys Doing?

    What In The Hell Are You Guys Doing?

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    #122

    You Want To Read The News? Nope. (Bonus: In The Middle Of My Clean Clothing)

    You Want To Read The News? Nope. (Bonus: In The Middle Of My Clean Clothing)

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    #123

    I Was Wondering Why My Succulents Were Dying...

    I Was Wondering Why My Succulents Were Dying...

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have become an expert on starting African Violets from single leaves my cats knock off my mature plants.

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    #124

    My Cat Is A Big Ol Jerk

    My Cat Is A Big Ol Jerk

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    #125

    I Have No Idea What You're Talking About

    I Have No Idea What You're Talking About

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just stare straight ahead. Only give your name and your rank.

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    #126

    I Did Forget To Post This One Last Night

    I Did Forget To Post This One Last Night

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    #128

    Cat Ripped A Hole In Her Food, Over Ate, And Threw Up Back Onto The Hole. Amazing

    Cat Ripped A Hole In Her Food, Over Ate, And Threw Up Back Onto The Hole. Amazing

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    XD Well at least she didn't throw up in your bed (and yes I layed down before I realized).

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    #129

    Yes. Yes, This Is My Handiwork. This Is Why My Mom Can’t Have Nice Things

    Yes. Yes, This Is My Handiwork. This Is Why My Mom Can’t Have Nice Things

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    #130

    There Are Two Full Water Bowls In The House. A**hole

    There Are Two Full Water Bowls In The House. A**hole

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    #131

    At Least Twice A Week I Come Home To My Underwear Drawer Pulled Out And All My Undies On The Floor. Thanks, Tucker

    At Least Twice A Week I Come Home To My Underwear Drawer Pulled Out And All My Undies On The Floor. Thanks, Tucker

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need another cat named Caboose. That way the caption could be "Not my fault... Tucker did it.".

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    #132

    Every. Single. Meal.

    Every. Single. Meal.

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    #133

    And That Is How My Computer Has Been Blocked...

    And That Is How My Computer Has Been Blocked...

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least once a month one of my cats walks on a keyboard doing something that I don't know how to fix.

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    #134

    This The Face Of An Asshole Who Chewed Through Three Iphone Chargers Last Night... I Believe This Is A Face Of Revenge Not Remorse!

    This The Face Of An Asshole Who Chewed Through Three Iphone Chargers Last Night... I Believe This Is A Face Of Revenge Not Remorse!

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That face and those ears say he's part of the mafia. And you don't want anything to happen to the rest of your doo-dads Do You?

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    #136

    He's The Reason Why I Die So Often

    He's The Reason Why I Die So Often

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    #138

    Life Update: I'm Changing Fritz's Name To Damage Deposit

    Life Update: I'm Changing Fritz's Name To Damage Deposit

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat literally did cost me my deposit because she liked to sharpen her nails on the wall, even though I bought her every cat scratcher there was.

    #139

    Let Me Quickly Disturb This Hooman

    Let Me Quickly Disturb This Hooman

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    #140

    When You Spend 10 Minutes Looking For The Cat Before Work

    When You Spend 10 Minutes Looking For The Cat Before Work

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need this shoe shelf. The bottom of my closet looks like the bargain bin at the thrift store.

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    #141

    Giving New Meaning To The Phrase "No Concept Of Money." Yes, That Is A Full Bowl Of Water

    Giving New Meaning To The Phrase "No Concept Of Money." Yes, That Is A Full Bowl Of Water

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    #142

    Every Time I Do The Dishes!

    Every Time I Do The Dishes!

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just dribble the water off the plates. That'll get him to move.

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    #144

    When You Try To Take A Relaxing Bath. There Is One Jerk

    When You Try To Take A Relaxing Bath. There Is One Jerk

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a cat that did this once. Once. She fell in the tub and never did it again.

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    #145

    I Will Never Get Out Of Here, Human

    I Will Never Get Out Of Here, Human

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww. You did all this for me? Thanks - it makes me feel like the Princess I am.

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    #147

    Bothered

    Bothered

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yes, I am fine, thank you. You're blocking my view of the blank wall. Would you? Much better, thank you. Byeee. What a peculiarly inquisitive biped..."

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    #148

    Making Macrame While A Cat Is Around Is Basically Pointless

    Making Macrame While A Cat Is Around Is Basically Pointless

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    #149

    Surprise When I Got Home. If I Had To Pick Out A Suspect In A Lineup My Cat Pharoah Was Probably Chasing A Fly

    Surprise When I Got Home. If I Had To Pick Out A Suspect In A Lineup My Cat Pharoah Was Probably Chasing A Fly

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    #151

    Well, There Was A Plant In There. Now It’s A Bed

    Well, There Was A Plant In There. Now It’s A Bed

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    #153

    "Get A Cat They Said. It Will Be Fun They Said" - The Day She Pooped In The Sink

    "Get A Cat They Said. It Will Be Fun They Said" - The Day She Pooped In The Sink

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    #154

    You Need This Laptop? How Cute!

    You Need This Laptop? How Cute!

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    #155

    Not Sure Why He Thinks This Is A Good Spot To Nap?

    Not Sure Why He Thinks This Is A Good Spot To Nap?

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    #156

    My Cat Is Slowly Trying To Be Me. Next Thing You Know, He’ll Be Attending School

    My Cat Is Slowly Trying To Be Me. Next Thing You Know, He’ll Be Attending School

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    #157

    No Kitty Nooo

    No Kitty Nooo

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    #158

    I Finally Learned Why Nothing Will Grow In This Pot

    I Finally Learned Why Nothing Will Grow In This Pot

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    #159

    Several Times A Day, I Show My General Disapproval By Opening All The Cabinet Doors And Emptying The Contents

    Several Times A Day, I Show My General Disapproval By Opening All The Cabinet Doors And Emptying The Contents

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    #161

    Don't You Know I Love Coming Home To This At 10pm

    Don't You Know I Love Coming Home To This At 10pm

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    #162

    I Don't See What The Problem Is, Human

    I Don't See What The Problem Is, Human

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    #163

    Oh... You're Home Early

    Oh... You're Home Early

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    #164

    He Gets His White Fur All Over My Clean Clothes, Then Tries To Claw Them Back As I Pull Them Out

    He Gets His White Fur All Over My Clean Clothes, Then Tries To Claw Them Back As I Pull Them Out

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    #165

    Has A Strong Love For Curtains

    Has A Strong Love For Curtains

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 10-week-old kitten followed a spider up the curtain, got about halfway then started mewing.

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    #166

    So My Wonderful Cat Decided To Break My Glass Kitchen Table. This Is Just Nice

    So My Wonderful Cat Decided To Break My Glass Kitchen Table. This Is Just Nice

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    #167

    My Jerk Cats Broke My Daughter's Blinds Just To Watch The Sunrise

    My Jerk Cats Broke My Daughter's Blinds Just To Watch The Sunrise

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    #169

    Trying To Do My Jigsaw But My Cat Friday Won’t Let Me: It’s Her Box!

    Trying To Do My Jigsaw But My Cat Friday Won’t Let Me: It’s Her Box!

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    #170

    This Idiot Decided That This Was A Great Place To Sit

    This Idiot Decided That This Was A Great Place To Sit

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    #171

    Spaghetti Was Just Eyeing-Up The Fridge With Determination That I Haven’t Seen Since That Time Last Spring When She Actually Jumped In

    Spaghetti Was Just Eyeing-Up The Fridge With Determination That I Haven’t Seen Since That Time Last Spring When She Actually Jumped In

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    #172

    All Thanks Goes To My Cat

    All Thanks Goes To My Cat

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    #174

    This Is Lagertha, Earl Of The Shred Box. This Is After I Made The Mistake Of Trying To Add Paper To The Box While She Was In Residence

    This Is Lagertha, Earl Of The Shred Box. This Is After I Made The Mistake Of Trying To Add Paper To The Box While She Was In Residence

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    #175

    Cats Are Just So Charming

    Cats Are Just So Charming

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    #176

    I Still Remember Walking In The Door To This Like It Was Yesterday

    I Still Remember Walking In The Door To This Like It Was Yesterday

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    #178

    You Shall Not Wipe!

    You Shall Not Wipe!

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The funny thing is that the cat's just standing there, looking at it in remorse.

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    #179

    Oh Yey! Gift Wrapping! My Absolute Favorite. Lemme Help You With That

    Oh Yey! Gift Wrapping! My Absolute Favorite. Lemme Help You With That

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    #180

    Well Done

    Well Done

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    #181

    The Cat Who Entered The Dining Room While The "My Life Is So Shitty" Mindset Among The Lunchtime Of My Sunday Lunch, Jumped On The Flowerpot In Front Of Me

    The Cat Who Entered The Dining Room While The "My Life Is So Shitty" Mindset Among The Lunchtime Of My Sunday Lunch, Jumped On The Flowerpot In Front Of Me

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    #182

    And Then There's This Princess Jerkface

    And Then There's This Princess Jerkface

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    #183

    That's A Nice Catmera You Got There

    That's A Nice Catmera You Got There

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    #184

    Temporary Housing With Boxes Everywhere And He Chooses This One To Sleep On

    Temporary Housing With Boxes Everywhere And He Chooses This One To Sleep On

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    #185

    I'm A Very Good Lego-Building Helper

    I'm A Very Good Lego-Building Helper

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat did the same thing with the same LEGO set. It's Yellow Submarine of you were wondering

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    #186

    What A Well Behaved Creature This Cat Is

    What A Well Behaved Creature This Cat Is

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    #188

    Captured Coco's Fall Unexpectedly

    Captured Coco's Fall Unexpectedly

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    #189

    I Want Your Paintings For My Matress Tonight!

    I Want Your Paintings For My Matress Tonight!

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    #190

    Being Jerks Is What They Do Best

    Being Jerks Is What They Do Best

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    #192

    Yes, I Did This, Now Give Me Treats

    Yes, I Did This, Now Give Me Treats

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    #193

    Welcome Home Human...

    Welcome Home Human...

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    #194

    Well, At Least They Are Comfortable

    Well, At Least They Are Comfortable

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    #195

    My Jerk Cat Ruined My Pokémon Game As Soon As I Laid Down My Strongest Card

    My Jerk Cat Ruined My Pokémon Game As Soon As I Laid Down My Strongest Card

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    #196

    She Clawed My Jane Iredale Foundation

    She Clawed My Jane Iredale Foundation

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    #198

    Was Reading In The Basement When Kitty Comes Along... Starts Licking My Hair. Was Mated For A Few Days

    Was Reading In The Basement When Kitty Comes Along... Starts Licking My Hair. Was Mated For A Few Days

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    um.... spelling counts. "Matted" is what I'm hoping you meant. "mated" is a little more.... disturbing.

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    #199

    Dumping Your Entire Container Of Water All Over The Floor Is The Cool Thing To Do

    Dumping Your Entire Container Of Water All Over The Floor Is The Cool Thing To Do

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to bungee cord mine to the bakers rack. My cat kept climbing on top and dumping it over, all 3 gallons.

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    #200

    My Cats An Asshole

    My Cats An Asshole

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