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Most humans don't like the doctor, and cats don't like the vet. Additionally, humans don't like taking their pets to the vet because they have to fight to get them in the car, or it means something is wrong, but some vet clinics are trying to lighten up these visits with comedy, namely, hilariously funny signs.
The following list is a collection of funny slogans from various veterinary clinics that decided to have fun with their customers by making up some pawsome cat jokes.
From super corny puns about cat behavior to clever observations about felines, these funny posters will surely have you in stitches. Scroll down and don't forget to upvote your favs!
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#1
Wait, that’s surprisingly relatable
Cliff Powers 6 years ago
My cat claimed the end table s her's only and everything has been pushed off the table except the lamp...because it is too heavy. lol
Karen Klinck 6 years ago
Don't bet on it. Mine worked for 5 months to finally shove off the plant that *I* had trouble moving!
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Mic Araron 6 years ago
This better make those flat earth believers to know the earth is actually round this time lol
Savannah Liberty 6 years ago
This is number one for me. The “sleep and viral videos” comes in second!
Veterinary animal care in 2016 was variable by pet species and other factors, with 82.8 percent of dog-owning households and 54.3 percent of cat-owning households making at least one visit to the pet clinic. Total spending on veterinary care for all types of pets was $27.8 billion during 2016.
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#2
Plot twist, but make it relatable
Kimberly Young 6 years ago
In ancient Egypt, cats were considered gods. They have not forgotten this.
Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago
Some cats do get over-stimulated pretty easily. Usually they let you know with a nip.
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Wait, that’s actually clever
miaow 6 years ago
I wonder if they really haven't... The way cats draw you in with their purring, their catty ways and everything, you tend to wonder yknow.. Maybe cats know how entitled they are
Robert Bernstein 5 years ago
They have not forgotten, and they will NOT let YOU forget either !
Cats should visit the vet at least once a year to get their vaccinations. While indoor cats don't need as many vaccinations as ones that live primarily or partially outside, they do need what are considered "core" vaccines necessary for all cats. According to VetMed the core feline vaccines are those for feline herpesvirus 1 (FHV1), feline calicivirus (FCV), feline panleukopenia virus (FPV), feline leukemia virus (FeLV - kittens) and rabies.
#4
Low-Key Genius Move
Taryn Wallace 6 years ago
Unless they were outside and wanted in, then back out, then back in,then out, then... ya know what I'm glad cats can't text !
meow point1 6 years ago
Emphasis is on the "back". They'd probably text you independently a lot.
Carol Emory 6 years ago
Holly Ridge always puts awesome stuff on their billboard. We drive by it frequently!
#5
Well, that escalated quickly
Magpie 6 years ago
Thank you for adopting not shopping. ( those breeding factories are *horrible* )
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Kathleen Michaels 6 years ago
GOOD ONE, GONNA USE IT. WAIT NO, I ALREADY FIRED 3 MALES & MADE THEM EXs. WHERE IS MY CAT!
Among cat-owning households that visited veterinarians 89.1 percent had a "regular veterinarian." The top two reasons that these households go to their regular veterinarian were for knowledgeable, high-quality care and because their regular veterinarian is kind and compassionate and handles dogs or cats well.
#6
Well, that escalated quickly
#7
Not gonna lie, mood swings though
The Chopstick 6 years ago
I had a catscan 3 weeks ago. Loved the doctor, btw. Very soft fur. :3
Cat ownership is less defined than dog ownership, said Dr. Apryl Steele, 2019 president of the American Association of Feline Practitioners and CEO of the Dumb Friends League in Denver. "People who feed community cats and even provide a safe shelter for them often do not consider themselves the owner of the cat. However, if the cat is injured, they may be the person who would bring the cat to the veterinarian," she said.
#8
Wait, That Actually Works?
TheAnimeGirl 6 years ago
Cat: Ok guys welcome back to, ways to wake up your owner in the morning!!!!!
Serena DuBois 6 years ago
I don't want to sound catty but NO ONE ever owns a cat. They are co-Householders, and they know it.
Serena DuBois 6 years ago
This was in response to the paragraph just above picture #8.
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Well, that escalated quickly
Id row 6 years ago
This is why there can be no closed doors in my house. You'd think the world was coming to an end if I dare shut the bathroom door. First come the meows, then the paw under the door to let you know they're waiting and then finally the crashing starts. They start knocking stuff off the vanity until I give in and open it.
According to the AVMA Pet Ownership and Demographics Sourcebook, "Visits to the veterinarian per pet per year have remained fairly stable for a decade or longer: 1.5 times per dog, 0.7 times per cat, 0.1 times per bird and 0.7 times per horse." The figure was 0.02 visits per specialty or exotic pet in 2016.
#10
Plot twist, but make it personal
Steve Barnett 6 years ago
I only have one room with a carpet, all the other rooms are either floorboards or tiles. Yep, you know exactly where I find the hairballs.
Laurie Stewart 6 years ago
My dog got sick the other day while I was at work. Did he puke on the hardwood floors, which would be an easy clean up? Nope. He puked on two separate beds. Whyyyy??!? LOL
Eagle Girl 6 years ago
Hmm.. never realized my carpet & cat food match. Doesn't match the hairball the food is wrapped around but gotta take the small victories
Elaine Bell 5 years ago
This is so funny. When we changed out our carpet we told the store we wanted a colour called cat puke 😂
Mark Shaum 6 years ago
We chose our carpet color to match what the cats were attempting to change it to.
#11
Low-Key Genius Moves
Magpie 6 years ago
Not so much. If they killed us they would not be able to laugh at us later.
Load More Replies... Layla 6 years ago
When your opponent brings 18 tiny swords to the fight and you only brought soap
ゾーイドレーガー 6 years ago
there is a way to clean them without getting hurt too!
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Becky Chastain 6 years ago (edited)
I've never had a problem bathing cats. When I bring stray kittens or even adults in I bathe them the very first thing! I use Ivory liquid soap bc it kills fleas and gets them clean. Then I hold them in a big towel and rub them dry and talk to them. We make a connection. I cant train them to take to rescue if they are dirty and covered with fleas and i want them to have the best chance of adoption.
Mrta Brzoza 6 years ago
True. You need a full armour if you want to do this alone o at least hands and face protectors
#12
This one’s oddly satisfying
Lily Mae Kitty 6 years ago
this place is a couple towns away from me. they have the best signs!
#13
Well, that escalated quickly
Luis Milian 6 years ago
I made the biggest mistake and gave my four cats catnip at 10pm before going to bed...my couch suffered the most... T.T
Serena DuBois 6 years ago
You're out walking your cat [some can!] and a guy comes by whispering, "Got some nip! Prime stuff!" and the cat drags you down the street after him.
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Josurf 6 years ago
Bought my cat a box... just in the hope I could sprinkle it across her food whenever she doesn't want it (which is like most of the time...). Nope : I must have the only cat that doesn't like catnip.... either that or she worked at the DEA.
Rob Chapman 6 years ago
Most of my cats react exactly as expected to catnip, then there's Black Cat, who turns into a demon from hell and will try to kill you.
Lori Leslie 6 years ago
I love them all! But my favorite sign was outside San Souci Baptist Church. It read, " a three inch tongue can whip a six foot man". I almost wrecked. I know it was about tongue lashing, immediately I thought, hell you ain't telling me nothing!😅😂🤣
#14
Well, didn’t see that coming
Carmen Anderson 2 years ago
YUP, they only hear what they want to hear and if its convenient for them.
#15
Mood: Achieved
Johanna-Nicollette Kidd 6 years ago
Ever had a cat sit+watch you having a shower? They seem facinated
#16
Wait, that actually makes sense
#17
Bet you didn’t see that coming
sharron lynn parsons 6 years ago
My two cats often come when I call, guess that's a good thing !!!
#18
This Slaps Harder Than Coffee
Louise Stange-Wahl 6 years ago
As a real member of the Enterprise crew (I was an officer in the science department in the first ST film) I TOTALLY LOVE THIS! HIGHLY LOGICAL!!
#19
Didn’t See That Coming
Ale_Vidal23 6 years ago
yeah but only for 1.7 sec, after that they will rip your hand in pieces
Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 6 years ago
It’s always a very dangerous game of chance you play when you dare to rub a fluffy kitty belly. Do I dare getting my fingers bit for one minute of belly rubs?
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Johanna-Nicollette Kidd 6 years ago
That is really true too, apparently it's very good for your heart health!
#20
Plot twist: Didn’t see that coming
Johanna-Nicollette Kidd 6 years ago
They say that a cat can make all the difference to one's health, most Nursing Homes will have a kitty for the old dears to snuggle with +it's very healthy for them..
#21
Well, that escalated quickly
Marilyn Marnie Shaw 6 years ago
For those who do not get it, please see the song: Silentó - Watch Me (Whip/Nae Nae)
Grace Knight 6 years ago
Yikes! Now that songs stuck in my head, and will be for a long time. Now watch me whip,
#22
Well, that hit different
HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK 6 years ago
Just like the 'king of the jungle' doesn't live anywhere near a jungle.
#23
Plot twist incoming
Taryn Wallace 6 years ago
You don't NEED a reason to adopt a cat just go get one and watch how happy you become
Freya the Wanderer 6 years ago
Such as a pregnant stray showing up on your doorstep. That happened to me many years ago.
Karen Klinck 6 years ago
One reason or one cat? (I'm living proof of 'Bet you can't have just one'.)
Debbie Fair 6 years ago
"My" cat adopted me. I opened the door one day and she just walked in, climbed into one of the dog beds and took a nap. That was 2 years ago. She stays outside in the yard most of the time and comes in to eat. When she is ready to go back outside or if the food dish is empty, she meows her head off until she gets what she wants. She stands guard and won't let other animals anywhere near the place, especially other cats. She doesn't require a litter box. She digs a hole, squats over it to do her business and then she uses the dirt to cover it up. Whenever I walk my dogs she comes with us and she always walks between the two of them. If we start without her, she starts meowing (very loudly) and we have to stop and wait for her. Once every two or three months she will decide to spend the night inside. When that happens she not only sleeps in the bed with me (and the dogs) she lays across my legs or she curls up with her head on my shoulder and wants me to pet her...💖
#24
That hit different than I expected
Warren Taylor 6 years ago
One of our older Ocicat Saphira's favorite things. She loves to plant her cute fuzzy butt in the middle of my laptop keyboard, and then gives me "the stare". I interpret this to mean, "You need to get off this computer thingy and pay attention to me! NOW!" The-Stare-...bd5f9e.jpg 
#25
That’s oddly relatable
Karen Thompson 5 years ago
A little girl I used to take care of was living with us (and our household of cats) when she learned to talk. She was learning her colors, and "purple" was "rrrrrr-ple."
Lisa Florina 6 years ago
Fun fact.. CAT's dont see colours! Only shades of gray, black and white :)
#26
Not How I Planned My Day
crazy_cat_notAlady 6 years ago
sadly, my neutered cat does the same. what a waste of money and balls that was.
Randomcthulu 6 years ago
If you don't do it early enough they may still spray, or you can have a bad spay like my sister's cat, we call him the one nut wonder :P
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Lemon Garnished Potato 6 years ago
Real quick, am I the only one who reads "Eau Gallie" as "Oh Golly"?
Karen Ballard 6 years ago
WOW-That’s the Vet I went to when I lived in Melbourne FL! A GREAT Vet...miss them.
#27
Wait, that actually makes sense
Johanna-Nicollette Kidd 6 years ago
I want a mountain of my very own.. To overcome+contemplate over...
#28
Plot twist: I actually get this now
Jamie Gould 6 years ago
My cat is having a hissy fit today. The reason? We got our dogs groomed and he's freaked out. I guess he thinks we replaced them with impostors or something.
#29
Plot twist, but make it cozy
Thomas Kent 6 years ago
I had a long hair "Ragdoll" cat I named "Hairy Potty". He had problems keeping his tail out of the way when he pooped!
#30
Well, that escalated quickly
fruit_panda 6 years ago
Since I became pregnant, my cats have been champion napping partners. One of my boys has caught on and likes to sit on my belly and purr. The other boy is a little slower and, well, in a few months when we bring home a baby he's going to look at me like "What is that thing?!" The girl cat figured out almost as soon as I did and started admonishing me for showers. ("Hooman, how many times must I tell you not to go in the wet place!")
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Magpie 6 years ago
My kitty loves my ice-cream. I learnt to give him *tiny* bits after he got brain freeze from a teaspoon of it. Stared at me mouth open and tongue hanging out for 12 seconds-frozen. Then hissed at me and ran away.
Magpie 6 years ago
And came back for more of course. ( He is ok with a little bit of dairy as an occasional treat ) But now I give it to him by the 8th of a teaspoon at a time.
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meow point1 6 years ago
Or maybe it's the other, cuter meaning of "your litter".
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M.Catherine R.Poirier 6 years ago
I love that story! Cats just want to learn more culture, so rude to keep them out like that.
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