40 Hilarious And Dark Comics With A Sudden Twist By Scribbly G

and also a movie called Skin Deep with John Ritter.

Spin a web any size, knock s**t down right before your eyes.

Damnit an hour too late for me to make that comment

I sang it with the "Smelly cat" melody :D

Ok ok ok so I have a good joke for that. Spider-Man and Iron man swing/fly into a bar. Iron Man says "I'll take a vodka. And he'll have, uh, a capri sun." Spider-Man looks at him and says "Mr. Stark. I'm 21." There is silence, before Spider-Man says "I can buy my own capri sun."

I life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

To be fair, if your joke relies on ethnic stereotypes to be funny it's probably not that funny anyway.

Good point

Ok fake Hans, you're actually funny. I forgive you.

Your pun is unbearable lol. Not really, I just couldn't resist.

Go and sit in the corner.

I guess you typed that pun with your 'bear' (bare) hands :)

That is probably my favourite 9th doctor quote...along with, "I like bananas, bananas are good"

you will now never get rid of me. i will constantly be replying to your comments with funny doctor who memes.

same.

Over here people tend to like their cars more than other people. The joke is weak nevertheless.

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Treat me like one of your French girls

Probably because people avoided you. If you collided with them, they'd be hurt more than you. Because of people like you, people walking on the sidewalk need to be more careful. So you're doing to walking people what cars are doing to you.

Exactly! And a collision between a pedestrian and a biker does much less damage than a collision between a car and a biker

Where are you from, knittin' kitten?

Exactly. I‘m a very careful driver, but I‘ve had so many near-accidents because cyclists would suddenly switch between sidewalks, roads and bike lanes without warning. One of the most frequent incidents is that they drive on the road, reach a crosswalk and then simply cross the road there without signaling anything or even looking. I am always extra careful when cyclists are around, but I‘m no visionary.