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If you think real-life’s scary enough as it is, just you wait till you take a peek at some of these cakes, Pandas. The stuff of nightmares, these baked goods look so cursed, you might want to consider washing your screen with holy water afterward.

Today, we’re featuring the one-and-only ‘Cakes With Threatening Auras’ Twitter page, a social media project that’s as frightening as it is delicious(ly evil). The page features photos of cakes that range from the comically bizarre to the downright demonic. We’ve never seen icing used so maliciously before!

You might want to arm yourselves with a thermos full of coffee and a cup full of Unsee-Juice™, dear Pandas. Ready to dive headfirst into the land of cursed sweetness? Don’t worry, we’re here for you if you need a shoulder to cry on. Don’t forget to upvote the pics of cakes that scared you the most. Oh, and if for some reason you’re still hungry after this list, you can always find more where that came from: here’s Bored Panda’s earlier article about the online phenomenon that is ‘Cakes With Threatening Auras.’ 

Pie artist Jessica Leigh Clark-Bojin, the author of 'Pies Are Awesome,' enlightened us about what makes cakes different from other forms of delicious pastry and shared her thoughts about food aesthetics.

"Remembering that you are working with food—food that people you know are going to have to actually eat —is critical. Sure the seven-foot-tall dragon cake you just spent a week painstakingly crafting may be gorgeous, but is it really a success if the cake inside is dry and stale and nasty? Deliciousness must always come before aesthetics when you are creating food art—otherwise, you might as well save yourself a lot of trouble and just sculpt your art with clay!" Jessica told Bored Panda. Read on for the baking expert's great insights.

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James016
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one is actually very good

Raena Celis
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Isn't it! I wouldn't wanna cut it because it's too good

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Beenie Cat
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Work on the placements better. It looks like- I'm not gonna finish that statement.

Nathaniel
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those are old school Ghostbuster figures! I had them! Back in the day! The 80's rocked.

Jacqueline Pie Francis
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Premium
3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Threatening aura? No, this one is awesome.

Charl Marx
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love this! I had a gigantic Stay Puft cake for my 30th birthday

Rachel W B
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh wow! Actually love this 👻👻😅😅

Brooke Davis
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Needs some modeling frosting to create some fire on Mr. Staypuff...

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"Pies and cakes are both delicious desserts (though I may be a little biased towards the pie side!) but there are some big, big differences. Cake is traditionally comprised of a bread-like sweet 'sponge' that can vary in density, and then coated with frosting, ganache, glazes, fondant, or other edible casing," pie artist Jessica explained to Bored Panda how cakes and pies differ.

"Depending on the recipe used, cakes can be very sturdy, and very shelf stable—in other words, they can be stacked up very high, and be made days or even weeks in advance of their serving date. Pie, on the other hand, is rather delicate and comes with more of a ticking clock when it comes to working time and serving time," she said.

"Comprised of a pastry casing and any kind of edible filling, pies don’t like to sit out for long periods of time because they absorb moisture and the 'flakiness' of the crust turns into a rather less appealing 'bendiness' over time. The delicacy of pastry also makes verticality a bit challenging with pie designs—not only do you have to work fast with pie pastry to get your shapes formed, painted, and baked before the fat melts, but most pastry can barely support its own weight outside of a pie pan, let alone the weight of multiple layers of pies and other decorations stacked on top."

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    #2

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    Deux
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll take a slice of that scrumptious drama.

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet my first thought was, 'at least they spelled 'you're' right'.

    Debbie Barnes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So does the Baker, delivery guy, the neighbours, friends and family now.. Ha, ha, ha..

    Raena Celis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I find out my spouse was having an affair, I'd lose him, then buy myself a cake to celebrate losing 240 pounds overnight

    Humberto Nieto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kinda want to order this and have it delivered to the office. One, free cake. Two, seeing people trying to figure out who it's directed at/trying to hide that they had an affair.

    Just a ray of f'ing sunshine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fun part would be looking around to see who has the look of "um um um, it's not me..." *sweat sweat*

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    Starlee Wanders
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I eat this while I watch the drama unfold? Who wants to join me? Cake, ice cream and popcorn while watching a relationship disintegrate right before our eyes! Party time! Lol.

    Mercedus Long
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oohh I'll bring some coffee. Do you like vanilla or hazelnut creamer? Lmao and butter popcorn to offset some of that sugar😂😂

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    Sue Lynn Chan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what type of baker’s reaction to this.

    AnIncognitoAsshole
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That cakes gonna be thrown in someone’s face.

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    #3

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    Kookamunga
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not a cake - this is from sculptor Scott Hove. All his work is creepy but looks like cake. scott-hove...0df19a.jpg scott-hove-627e4d40df19a.jpg

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    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear God, does the cake gun have little fangs? (Well, that's a sentence I never thought I would write.)

    Proto LX
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be a weapon skin of some kind.

    Display Name
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like it should be in a video game

    Poultry Geist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to eat this one I’m sorry that pink icing !

    Kylie Minou
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It has fangs, for some narco's daughter quinceanera birthday

    Trey Shipp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The question is does it work and if it does what does it shoot?

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    However, Jessica has used her talents and skills to solve some of these pie-related challenges. "I have dedicated my life for the past five years to putting pie pastry through its paces and inventing solutions to all of these challenges! I invented the 'Piescraper' and a host of other modern Pie Art techniques that allow us to finally create pies that rival the height and complexity of wedding cakes, without sacrificing taste and texture. So now pie lovers looking for that big wow-factor for the center of their dessert buffet table no longer have to settle for the usual fondant covered sponge stack!"

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    According to Jessica, bakers and food artists must have a good understanding of the materials they're working with. This is as much engineering as it is baking.

    "Like any engineering challenge, you have to understand the properties of your materials (the ingredients) and your environment if you want to have a successful construction project. Fondant, chocolate, sponge cake, pastry, sugar, fruit, etc. all have their quirks and respond to things like temperature, humidity, pressure/weight, acidity, and time in different ways," she stressed that there's a lot of information that needs to be known in order to get the best possible results.

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    engineer_nope.avi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, being serious for a moment. What kind of help?

    Kookamunga
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Help, I'm being held hostage in a bakery and can only communicate using icing."

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    Alice Rainey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist; the cake has realised its concious and knows its going to get ate, this is its cry for help.

    Andrew Berkley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "white cake" yeah I don't think so

    Annemarie Tews
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was a comment on binge eating

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    #5

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    Martin Kaine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did anyone else read that in his high-pitched voice?

    Missi Boness
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who here read that in Elmo's voice?

    Duncan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does Elmo cause rage in anyone else?

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    #6

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    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhh. BP censors are slacking...

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the way around the censors is to write it in icing. Gotcha!

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    🥔SaltyPotato🥔
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BEST CAKE EVER!!!! 10/10!!! WOULD EAT!!

    joe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that's a quote from "The Thick Of It"

    JASH80
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    now I need to know if that was an actual spelling error (and should have said "let them eat cake") or if that pun was indeed intended.

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    "If you try to emulate a design you see online, or a plan you have in your head, without first developing a thorough understanding of the medium you are working in and the environment it is going to exist in, you are likely to find yourself quickly frustrated with the results! Pro bakers develop tricks to help tame their ingredients and coax them into doing their bidding," she said.

    "For instance, many people don’t realize that when they see pro bakers applying perfect crumb coats to cakes and subsequent decorative toppings that the cake is actually frozen in between applications. And when they see bakers creating elaborate sculpted cake masterpieces, half of the cake is actually a hidden armature of plastic, metal, and rice crispy treats, because sponge alone could never stand up to gravity like that!"

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    Kitty Xander
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be good for a cat getting desexed or a transgender woman lol

    BasedWang12
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hah oh man I wish I had this for my SOMS party. Surgery On My Sack.. We served Meatballs, vodka melon balls, italian sausage and everyone got an identical hospital wristband with my name on it lmao

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are those nuts on the side? lol

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope this is in regards to a pet getting neutered!

    Gaming Elementalist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the number of people who didn't notice the paw on the sign coming up with outlandish reasonings.

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spay and neuter your pets! The bakery logo definitely looks like a paw, so just a guess.

    Enigma wrapped in a paradox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao took me a moment to realize this is in a pet bakery 🤣

    DP
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hysterical that it's on display!!!

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    #8

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    Ivo H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is actually a pretty decent job! Mine would've been thousand times horribler

    Mateo Buysse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this is a proffesional job, it sucks, if not, it is actually quite amazing

    Olivia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go home Baby Yoda, you're drunk.

    Nilsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't we all feel like this some times <3

    Julie Ann Al buzbeba
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's no amount of money in this world that would ever get me to plunge a knife in this cute sad little cake!

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    #9

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    tomchambers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A cake, fit for a politician. :0(

    Audrey N.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought only winners get sprinkles?

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd love to know the story behind that one.

    Humberto Nieto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even cakes are telling me to turn my life around. Damn.

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "As you enjoy this cake, know that you've disappointed me."

    Nimues Child
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this the cake that ambushed the British PM?

    Lynn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mixed messages here. Do better...but have some cake?

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    At the time of writing, ‘Cakes With Threatening Auras’ had 261.6k followers on Twitter, up from 141k hungry fans in September 2020. Meanwhile, the social media project’s cursed cakes have drawn in a further 13.1k followers on Instagram. The only thing we can say is that it’s spreading, oh God, it’s spreading

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    The founder describes the project as being “an educational account about cakes” which is all that you need to know about how awesome their sense of humor is. Educational? Perhaps in terms of learning about the different shades and tastes of fear? Side note: imagine actually getting one of these cakes on your birthday.

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    Previously, Canadian cake maker and designer Darci, of Kake by Darci, shared her baking tips with Bored Panda.

    "I would probably say the most common mistakes are wrong order of ingredients added in to the recipe. Very important for baking as it’s a science!" she said that baking requires care, attention, and meticulousness in order to get the very best results.

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    Deux
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more interested in what it tastes like rather than what it looks like tbh.

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    Dee on bikes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Would you like anything written on the cake?" "No." "Can do."

    Gina N Petolicchio
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One way to reject someone you don't want to go out with just send them this they'll be hurt but hey it's free cake

    TheHiveGuardian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "are you good at decorating cakes?"

    Darkmaiden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when the cake says no, it means no

    Beenie Cat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you don't want to go to Six Flags with the rest of us. Ok have fun at home.

    Blarrg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, if you she's going to turn down a proposal, cake is a nice consolation prize...

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    #11

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    HaloRed
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait...someone peed on that test. Not the most hygienic.

    ToGo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, I'd like to think they got a new test and dipped it in water...

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    Cathy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the ones saying, 'ooo the pee is sterile, no probs' NO! Pee is NOT sterile! https://www.sciencenews.org/blog/gory-details/urine-not-sterile-and-neither-rest-you

    that.bitch.mae
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And even if it were, it would no longer be once touching air and other s**t or smth

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    Lisa Johannesson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys, i can guarantee you your phones are dirtier than that test.

    Wren Bell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't put my phone on the cake either!

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    Amber Gray/Cain
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently everyone is blind to the lid on the test. you don't stick the whole damn test in pee. you put the tip of it in there then you put the lid on and wait for the results so there is no pee pee on the cake

    SCP-3998
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you can aim SPECIFICALLY for a 1inch strip? And not miss and accidentally hit the rest of the stick? That's some talent

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    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder if they peed all over the cake, too. That's disgusting. I saw another one of these where the woman put a used test in the guy's waffles. So gross.

    Beenie Cat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bruh at least put the pregnancy test in a baggie

    Mr. Pigeon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats gross you put the peepee test on the cake....and i wanted a piece of that too...:(

    Lina Karlsson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fan va löjliga folk är. Det går bra att dra hem randoms från krogen och suga och slicka både det ena och det andra, men gud nåde om det ligger ett (förmodligen) avtorkat graviditetstest på en tårta.

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    Kel_how
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one actually looks good, but might be something you talk about in therapy later

    Who Panda 420
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get that it's the emoji but it really could be a Pogo cake too!

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    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The clown emoji! 🤡

    ~Nezuko-Chan~
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beautiful to give to people you want to scare, put it on their doorstep.

    Beenie Cat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best looking cake so far on this list* still reviewing

    jBeachey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The triangles above the eyes made me think of JWG. People who get it will get it.

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    According to cake expert Darci, some of the biggest problems appear when someone doesn’t weigh the ingredients they use. What’s more, a lot of issues pop up when the baker over- and under-mixes the ingredients.

    “All of these small factors can make or break the cake!" she told us.

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    Deux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bit harsh for a 1st birthday!

    Beenie Cat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bruh we celebrate surviving SIDS after their first year of life here (sudden infant death syndrome, no real cause, the baby just doesn't make it). Get that cake out of here

    John Anderson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe someone taking a stab at kids parents????

    Nia Loves Art
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it’s funny. Toddlers and older babies are so intent on killing themselves and so angry when foiled.

    Raena Celis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's messed up if for a 1 year old baby, jerk

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    Kokichi Oma
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's just a gel-like-icing. I often see them on ice cream cakes [Edit: HOW DID I GET THIS MANY LIKES LOL- I think this is actually my most liked comment so far haha-]

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    engineer_nope.avi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there a story behind this? I would love to hear it

    ArodTheHorrible
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Budget cakes... fix the text yourself!

    That other Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anybody gonna talk about the fact that is says ‘welcome back from JAIL’ under the red icing?

    Kel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The aesthetic to this cake echoes that of abandoned Toys R Us stores. Art. Sad a*s art.

    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brilliant - pure genius comment right there

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    RedOphelia 13
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They scratched out "Jail" and replaced it with Coma!

    SCP-3998
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Went from jail to coma, I think I may be able to piece it together, but would love a story all the same lol

    Kaioz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything about this is just evil 🖤

    Jigsaw's Puzzle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is there even a welcome back from jail cake

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    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only way that this cake could be more sinister, is if they gave it a machine gun.

    Jef Bateman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one took some skill, though.

    The Anti Socialist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶he sees you when your sleeping he knows when your awake🎶

    Weeblet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶 he knows if you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake 🎶

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    Kaioz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His torso has a face... Also, WTF??

    Bee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Freddy’s looking a little festive.

    PebbleBoy Gaming
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Santa the Bear has noticed a pattern of naughty behavior in you, as punishment he has decided to absorb your soul to increase his magical capacity, you will not recover. Have a nice day.

    Emi Call
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i thought its hands were eyes and the belt buckle was a mouth for a sec

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    In Darci’s opinion, overloading cakes with unnecessary details is something that’s best avoided. Otherwise, you might turn what’s otherwise a perfectly fine cake into something that looks plain bad.

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    Kristina Cowan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put beans on top for heaven sakes!

    Nadja Lambacher
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are special printers that can print photos on cake.

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    Kaitlin Russell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok this is actually kind of funny 😂

    Toddo Colorado
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    Kel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THANK YOU. I genuinely thought this was someone's recreation of a fever dream, but I see it now

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    The_many-faced_Cod
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Necronomicon Ex-Mortis in better days, before the drugs took hold..

    Tho Nguyen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like one "Book of the Death", please. But no skeletons, thank you.

    Jeff‍
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its giving me Kardashian vibes with those lips-

    Nandina
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's so weird it's great!

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    Kel_how
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I can love myself by eating some cake!

    Linda Powder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure you'd want to? God knows what they put in it...

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    Jangle Jingle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it is a heart! Plus I can love my self!

    Nita
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad to be home Chris...in one piece

    Pascale Pierloot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's the ratpoison or pollonium 44? Cake or icing???

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    "I prefer simple designs and simple details. I feel like you can have a beautiful cake and go overboard with too much—flowers, candy, colors, textures. It can be a fine line between too much and not enough."

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    Bryn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They know what they did. It's from a song.

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    Florence
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    now from the top make it drop…

    TheHiveGuardian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who's idea was that shart of a confetti pattern??

    Cliff Anderson
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    [Piano Plays, Children Sing] "Eat us! Hey, it's Thanksgiving day. Eat us! We make a nice buffet We lost the race with Farmer Ed Eat us, 'cause we're good and dead White man or red man From East, North, or South Chop off our legs And put 'em in your mouth Eat me! Sauteed or barbecued Eat me! We once were pets, but now we're food We won't stay fresh for very long So eat us before we finish this song Eat us before we finish this song!" Addams Family Values script

    Dpl do
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's from W.A.P. but it's Megan Thee Stallion's lines.

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    Kaitlin Russell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's my purse. I don't know you! **Kicks cake in the testicles

    Marissa Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sense a new erotica in the making

    Beenie Cat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woah pal save that talk for the bedroom

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    Boggy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one on the left looks like the troll under the bridge in billy goat’s gruff

    Abigail Coty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one on the right looks rather like a green bear- anyone else?

    Deep One
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shrek and Shrek's derpy brother: Lunkhead

    BasedWang12
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    shork.. lmao even the profile pic

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    NsG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know it's an attempt to show leaning on the hand, but it just looks like she has three legs!

    Phill Healey
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the razor. Lady M shaved those long legs for some special times fun.😉

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    Kitty Xander
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be perfect for one of my friends, he jokes about being in a relationship with the green m&m lol

    Dirk Daring
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tucker Carlson would LOVE this one. Like, physically love it.

    Ray Carrillo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually well executed. Also kind of creepy.

    Tiffany Schmidt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm freaked out by the very human legs on this M&M

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a fashion faux pas, wearing three different shoes at the same time.

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always wanted to eat a three legged m&m.

    Rose Button 🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes. The green M&M. The sexiest of all the M&Ms.

    H G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone didn't skip leg day

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    Once you understand the rules of baking, you can then start breaking them and experimenting with the ingredients, Darci told us earlier.

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    Wisteria Lacoss-Arnold
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life sucks for everyone. Just be glad you have cake.

    LostSage
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... but with cake it is a little sweeter

    ArodTheHorrible
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Truer words have never been spoken, oh cake lord

    Beenie Cat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't bring bad news on my sweets

    Lady Fos-Boss
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life sucks. Books help. - my 2022 motto!

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    Hannah Edwards
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What would you call that colour? It’s too beige to be pink, too pink to be beige…..

    Se Mai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s the colour of Monday…. Pointless and unappetizing.

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    Elle O
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's mauve if I've ever seen mauve! Mauve is related to puce, but puce is meant to be darker and kinda more brown, too. Though I also like "alt rosa", as it reminded me of old/antique rose, too.

    Nimues Child
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do I hear the theme from "Jaws" when I look at this cake?

    Monica Leigh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Corpse colored icing with Happy Monday written in semen.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bez would like that, I'm sure. :D

    Adrienne Mcginley
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's Greige... Grey, pinky beige?

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    Blarrg
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jake, for your birthday we present you an aroused Dobbie.

    Yurie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dying laughing. I was thinking dildo now you've put a cursed image in my head

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    Toddo Colorado
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The force is strong with this one

    Tiffany Schmidt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats the most X rated lightsaber I have ever seen

    Rhea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thought that was shrek on the left...

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    Meanwhile, pie artist Jessica told us earlier that there are certain chemical reactions that need to happen for pastry to become pastry, and for cake to become cake.

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    “If you alter certain variables (heat, time, acidity, etc.) you may get a result you aren’t thrilled with... That said, you may be pleasantly surprised!" she noted the pros and cons of experimenting with recipes.

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    malenchki
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope because then I get cramps the weeks after and then my cramps start again either a week or two weeks before my next one. Eternal cycle of pain

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    Quasar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    end of high school cake?

    Panda-Moan-I-Ummm....
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a Mom celebrating the end of summer break 🥳🥳🥳🥳🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I PROMISE!!!!!!!!!

    that.bitch.mae
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The possibilities of the context for this cake are endless and I love it

    Nita
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being over a birthday party for 7 yo

    Freelove
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This cake is awesome! Who put this on this list!

    Argle Bargle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Australian election debates. Anyone feeling this too? OMG, let it be over already. One. More. Week...

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    MAL
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's one way of saying you're ready for kids, I guess.

    Tram
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s that wooden thing for?😳

    best turtle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just ask to have a baby its not that hard

    MyCatsTheRealPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if the heart is Filled with nuts and we all just have very wrong assumptions..

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    engineer_nope.avi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh boy, is Chris playing hide and seek with Iraq? (It's a joke, don't kill me.)

    Cat Amanigh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't kill Chris, either, for that matter...

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    Chloe *Leah* Pheonix
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I saw this cake Iran (dont kill me for this joke)

    emilyfrombulwell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how stupid are they gonna feel when chris comes back in a flag covered box

    Lisa Intally
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering over a million Iraqi civilians died or were displaced as a result of the US operations, not our finest decision there and bad taste to be so cavalier.

    eff the haters
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one's bittersweet because Chris Kyle (a very good American sniper) was killed by his friend with PTSD at the shooting range. The shooting range was like therapy for the friend, and he went crazy and shot Chris Kyle by accident. But yeah, I can imagine that iraq would be scared if they knew Chris was coming for them

    BRODOOLERINGO
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel bad for Chris and shameful for his parents...

    הגר שוהם
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really doubt his mother is that cheerful about her son going away for years and potentially dying.

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    RedOphelia 13
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's hope Chris made it back safely!

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    "And what better way to learn, 'Oh! That’s what an egg does in this recipe' or, 'Oh! That’s why they say to chill the dough overnight first' than by jumping in and trying it? If you’ve got the time, and are cool with learning from failure (something I do all the time) tinker away!" she said that baking mistakes are learning opportunities.

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    The Anti Socialist
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Do you know... the muffin man?... THE MUFFIN MAN!!"

    Diemond Star
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you talking about the one that lives on Drury Lane? If that's who you are talking about, yes I do.

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    J P.G.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did they ice the pan?

    ADHD panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do U know the muffin man 🤨

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    Debbie Barnes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know this cake isn't the most stunning of cakes, but someone went to alot of effort for this Twilight fan and it would make my day if someone did this for me. :)

    Panda-Moan-I-Ummm....
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for your comment. I had no idea what the hell this was

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    Ellie Vanille
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    -"What a stupid lamb" -"What a sick, masochistic lion.”

    Kaioz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As if Twilight wasn't creepy enough...

    that.bitch.mae
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone didn't account for how much space they would need for the title~

    Kristina Cowan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact Edward is wearing red lipstick... 💋

    Down With Agent Hedgehog!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that I instantly recognized Edward from Twilight isn’t good…

    J
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thought it was Tim Curry. (Rocky Horror)

    alice_willou🧚‍️
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Incase you can’t read it, it says “…and so the lion fell in love with the lamb..” :)

    Pascale Pierloot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On which continent might this have been? It's Polar bears and Pengiun hogwash. 😅😉

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    engineer_nope.avi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean I love Ed Sheeran, but I'm not THAT devoted

    Kaioz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks so scared in that tiny little box... Somebody let him out..

    Wendy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not s**t on Hema ok! You deliver a shitty photo, they print a shitty photo.

    Adrienne Mcginley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love him so much I'm going to eat his face! Said no one ever!

    CalamityOne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that actually Ed Sheeran, or just some poor rando ginger...?

    zSilvxrr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can we all take a moment to notice that he has black and white cat ears

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    But if you’re pressed for time or that oh-so-rare thing called patience, you should definitely stick to the baking recipe as-is. Don’t go changing anything if you need everything to go perfectly! Leave the experimentation for times when you can afford to mess up.

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    engineer_nope.avi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The santa on the left has seen things.

    Deux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The santa on the left looks like he's DONE things.

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    ArodTheHorrible
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Santa got into the elves' fun dust a little too often

    Disgruntled Pelican
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Santa on the bottom right needs an exorcism.

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    #32

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    Jacqueline Pie Francis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not enough eye bleach in the world

    ArodTheHorrible
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the actual frog f**k is going on here?

    Liu Woods
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tempted to downvote because it’s a little...

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    #34

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    Zoe's Mom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunate placement of the light saber. Otherwise, it's a cute cake.

    ArodTheHorrible
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do they keep making him with a green lightsaber that matches his skin tone?

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    Helenium
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i cant decide is that a frog with a vagina or a water melon with eyes

    Jane Doe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An olive. But with eye BALLS?

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    Kitty Xander
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    waw waw waonwa, weow woaw wwooaaa bee bodda dadoop da dee bodda deep dee dee dee doo dee dee doo dee dee doo doo dee dee doo dee da dee da doo da da dee dee da doo dee dee doo

    engineer_nope.avi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH HELL NO! BURN IT, SEND IT TO SPACE, SEND IT TO THE BLACK HOLE!

    Annie B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, this is actually smart! People wouldn't want any cockroach piece, so the person would have most of the cake for themselves!

    Toddo Colorado
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just brush it off and eat it, won't hurt nothin

    Chloe *Leah* Pheonix
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I watcbied this video on repeat like 9 times once. Search on yt: "dancing Cockroach autotune"

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    HaloRed
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the Nickelodeon slime cake from the magazine! Does no one else remember the commercials? I would've killed for this cake as a kid.

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    Dadolwch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it me or does the Elmo on the top right look like he's giving us the finger?

    Autumn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The left one isn’t bad

    Display Name
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its good handy ship....but the placement....O_o

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    Toddo Colorado
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they're all pretty awesome and probably made some kids day

    engineer_nope.avi
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bottom right is looking at left and thinking how he can be like him.

    Víctor García
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the dilemma of "sit on one... and eat one... or Sentarse en y comerse una o...? El que sabe sabe

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    Annie B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the same bake from the "creppy" one. Lol

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    CookieCrump
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks ready to **** someone.

    Ray Carrillo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sponge Bob's had a rough night.

    engineer_nope.avi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You look chill for being in consumption distance, Spongebob.

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    SomePeopleCallMeMaurice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What you lack in effort, you can make up for in giant cookies!

    ArodTheHorrible
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On this cookie effort, or is this an apology for a way of life?

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    Toddo Colorado
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty impressive, I couldn't write that neatly with pen and papper

    Joanie
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    3 years ago

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    Let's go Brandon!

    Morgan Merrill-McNeal
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't spout political c**p on a page about demonic cakes. The purpose is to enjoy, not to get into fights.

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    Seán Baron
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll take cakes for $600 Alex!

    engineer_nope.avi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the cake $600 or is there $600 inside the cake?

    Kel_how
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm hoping it's delivered by a bounty hunter

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    Man in the ceiling
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This feels like a stock image you’d see when searching up “epic meme cake XD”

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