‘Cat.Exe Has Stopped Working’: This IG Account Collects Hilarious Images Of Broken Cats (50 Pics)
OK, turns out, there's an Instagram account with the same energy as the subreddit r/WhatsWrongWithYourCat. And if there's one thing the internet has been created for, it's funny pictures of malfunctioning felines.
It's called Broken Cats / Cattos memes and its bio says this online project is "guaranteed to cure your depression." At first, I thought that's a pretty bold statement but a quick scroll through its feed left me smiling like a madman. I'm not depressed and I am definitely not downplaying mental illness; all I'm saying is this Instagram account can instantly make your day. Even if for a moment, it's worth it.
Here's a collection of some of the funniest posts Broken Cats / Cattos memes have blessed their 291K followers with.
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That's a Rainbow bridge! It's Heimeoewdel! Thor's feline friend!!
Load More Replies...The dog gives zero f***$ about the portal as long as he can can continue his nap interdimentionally
The dog is just like “ugh she’s time traveling again, isn’t she”
Look at her front paws. She is kneading and I bet she is purring too.
Yeah, her body language seems to indicate happiness.
Load More Replies...Ok, that name combo is freakin' ADORABLE! of course they wobble for awhile and fall down sometimes, tho("Weebles" commercial-yes, I'm old lol).
Load More Replies...The owner of this fun online project, Dofkunas, has always wanted to create an Instagram account about something they are passionate about.
"I've always loved cats and memes so back in 2018, I combined them together and created an account where I would not post regular cute cat pictures but focused on the 'broken' ones instead," Dofkunas told Bored Panda.
After the downward dog, now it's the upward cat.. Yoga 101..
Load More Replies...For all we know this is the reincarnation of an Olympic gymnast of the past.
"Mommy, how was I made?" "Well, sweetie, when a cat and a towel love each other very much..."
I can't help but think someone staged this photo. They filled the bathtub with water and put the cat on the rod. The position is the result of the cat trying not to fall in the water.
From all the submissions Dofkunas has received, they've learned that how much a cat is 'broken' usually depends on timing. "Most of the photos are just cats caught in funny positions or doing funny faces, caught at precisely the right moment. The most popular ways in which 'broken' cats act out definitely appear in photos of them yawning because then they look like they are disgusted by something," Dofkunas explained, laughing.
"But photos of cats sleeping in rather questionable positions is also right up that alley. There are so many poses that only cats can find comfortable!"
Looks like a furry leech blood sucking hairball with legs. I now have a new monster in my closet. No wonder I never sleep.
Yes, a common name for the whole group. Abundant colors and markings.
Load More Replies...Okay, okay- the eyes are closed but where are the ears and the nose?!!
Those eyes are intense as hell. Whoever was on the receiving end had about .02 seconds to live when this pic was taken
The fans of Broken Cats / Cattos memes surprises Dofkunas to this day. "This page has one of the most amazing cat communities and I'm really thankful to have it."
"It seems like I don't even need moderators on the Discord because everyone is so nice."
By the way, loyal followers may have noticed that Broken Cats / Cattos memes has had the same profile picture since its creation. Fun fact, the tabby is actually Dofkunas' cat Tigras (Tiger)!"
I need water, you don't know how exhausting it is to spread food all over the kitchen Floor.!
Load More Replies...one...last helping...me after every lunch/dinner with friends and family.
The scary thing is he thinks he has an accomplice
Load More Replies...She might have had something on her fur that wasn't safe to lick off. Or it was a flea bath.
Load More Replies...That's not fair. To make it look a little less ridiculous, they should have dunked the head too (heh heh heh)
The few times I've had to give my cats baths, I will get their heads wet (using my hands not dunking) just because the difference in the head and body disturb me. lol
Load More Replies...That’s so me when I quickly tried to eat a piece of sticky candy before someone starts talking to me. 😂
One of my cats had a sweet tooth. I got a bag of slab toffee that was broken up. She picked the biggest bit out of the bag and left it half chewed in the middle of the floor.
"You walk on my face at night. I'd say we're even."
Load More Replies...Btw i have this meme, exactly said bruh and i always made it my in games icon
Load More Replies...I thought in this state, pole dancers weren't allow to show their ....uh... cats.
Load More Replies...Wear a collar next time, I don't know where to stuff the folding money
She's a man-i-cat, man-i-cat at your love...
Load More Replies...When you get a catnip high and have to go swing on some furniture
if you wanted more pictures of this cat haha go to @malsook03.01 on instagram!
It's the woman's calf (the leg is folded and the knee is on the top left corner)
Load More Replies...I thought for a moment that was a pregnant woman's belly - but it's 'only' a calf/thigh. Would still hurt, though. Cats are bastards.
Glad I wasn't drinking coffee while reading your comment hehehehe :)
Load More Replies...C’mon c’mon. Put up ya dukes. I’ll fightcha wit one hand tied behind my back.
If you think Glitter Bombs are evil, go buy one of these electrostatic microbead pillows, cut the top off, carefully put it in a box, open side down, mail it to your friend who will pull up the cloth when they open it thus dumping gallons of these things ALL over. They stick to everything. There is no getting them off. Every. Thing. Not that I ever did that to anyone, I'm just sayin'
Hey man! its worth a try! You know Trumps address?
Load More Replies...Hope this poor baby doesn't droll buckets like me1
Load More Replies...Are they snoring too? They look like they’re snoring too. I’ll bet they’re snoring too.
I love falling asleep on Daddy's hairy leg...or is this Mommy's? 💖💖💖
This cat looks to be the same size as the one on the animated billboard in Tokyo
"Peke-Face Persian These cats have a square-shaped head, a small nose, and a long jaw. They also have round cheeks and large circular eyes. This facial structure causes Peke-Face Persian cats to have difficulty breathing. If a Show Persian cat has a cold, it becomes almost impossible for these cats to breathe normally." (Persiancatcorner.com) There are also Baby Doll Persians who look similar. They're purposely bred for this look because it's a "designer" look of an Anime cat. and it's very cruel and they ought to be banned.
Poor cat looks like they crossbred a Persian cat with a pug dog.
Designer animals. They breed for a certain look and it goes bad sometimes. Sometimes their deformed, have skeletal problems, internal organs messed up. It’s sad, and pathetic.
I love sticking my tongue out at stupid hoomans who don't know I am a beautiful kitty!😻💖💖💖
That litter tray is WAAAAY to small for him, and in a very difficult place for him. :(((( Do that poor cat a favor, and learn about cats. Start at the local version of R.S.P.C.A. Royal society for prevention of Cruelty to Animals Australia. Swing by Jackson Galaxy's You tube channel: there are some vids devoted to litter box issues.
Judging by the lettering on the grate on the litterbox, this is in Russia...
Load More Replies...No wonder. No room and a grate. They are trying to avoid standing on the grate. Horrible
Never mind the fact that the grate should be under the Kitty Litter and not on top.
Load More Replies...Now that's torture. How dare this despicable human treat this kitty with such inconvenience to poop??? HOW DO THEY GET AWAY WITH SUCH NEGLIGENCE???
And the poor kitty is still trying to poop where he should instead of filling his whole place with cat poop
Load More Replies...All respect (because this is a great IG site...) I wish meme and funny photo sites, etc., wouldn't post pics that are deliberate or apparent cruelty. I remember many years ago there was a cat video where the cat, in several frames, opened its jaw a bit, then a bit more, then more until it looked like it was in shock. This was the Big Funny Thing for years until someone discovered that the cat had broken it's jaw. The OP took it down, for the most part, but you can still find it. YT is full of videos of terrified cats/animals as "fun". Pics like this and many others I see aren't "funny", they're cruel
omg, yu have no space for him to comfortable poop there! he has no choice but to learn an unnatural pose. sheesh, what an idiot.
But wait.... Can we talk about that RED AND BLACK toilet seat? Cause that's out of this world!
Poore thing. He looks jacked. I wouldn't wanna piss him off. Chances of your cat killing you is low but NEVER zero!!! Haha
One of my cats , the dumb on lol, puts his face in the water and drinks it as it bounces off his face
In this case it's probably nothing, but if your pet suddenly starts pressing its head into walls or into the ground, it could be a sign of nerve damage. It's called "head pressing." I wouldn't freak if it's something that's been a pretty normal occurrence though.
Shhhh….don’t tell anyone. I told them I waz Hooman, so I got a job here.
The look you give when you hear anybody say "Looks like you have a case of the Mondays!", because you know you can't slap them without getting in trouble.
"Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. Juuuuuust a moment!"
Load More Replies...What's wrong with it's back legs? Looks like front legs. Photoshop?
"I know it tastes good, but if I eat it, it'll just go straight to my butt. Decisions, decisions..."
"Shoot, it's really not my cheat day today. Man , I really want it to be cheat day. Ok I'll eat it"
i just really wanna lose 3 lbs but i also want some candy...omg the decisions!
"Should I or shouldn't I? I don't want to ruin my diet...but it's so yummy!"
To his sister's amazement and dismay, Toby had finally achieved lift from one of his farts.
"why are you floating Cathy?" "mom, let me explain" "Cathy, u are floati-"
People need to stop breeding these munchkin cats. Cats’ legs aren’t supposed to be this short.
And the one outside the window, a fold of some sort, if not Scottish. Both cats here undoubtedly experience pain a great deal of the time.
Load More Replies...Exactly. That's why cat.exe has stopped working.
Load More Replies...This photo has been posted on BP before, together with the cat's story. This is the "before" pic of a very neglected, sick and flea-ridden little kitten who was then carefully nursed back to health. Not funny. This does not beling here.
The cats at my home is so accurately like the derp next to me I'm laughing my ass off
One of my cats has a schnozzola kind of like that. Jimmy Durante schnoz.
He looks like a kindergartner drawing of a cat . He's adorable , I have a big nose boi too
Now just put a burning house behind the cat and you’ve got danger cat
Took me a second to realize that it's a cardboard box not the floor lol.
Pampas Grass . . . .Or should that be Pampuss Grass pampas-60e...45f9ff.jpg
You'd look like this if you were trying to focus on that screen!
Load More Replies...“We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold.”
It's a Siamese and it's mega fat so you understand the crisis
Load More Replies...Never thought i would see a cat deepthroat a door handle. The more you know.
Every single day. Every word you say. Every game you play. Every night you stay. I'll be watchin' you.
Kitten and puppies, much like human babies, will fall asleep anywhere. At the drop of a hat. And sleep more deeply than I’ve slept in decades. I’m actually jealous.
Ahhhhhhhh............so soft and warm. Mmmmmmmmmm...........zzzzzzzzz......
if ur not gonna fill my bowl, i guess ill just have to lick the rain off the windows out here. thanks so much for caring, karen. ill just fend for myself, no worries.
A mature cat freshly emerged from the cocoon, the sleeve of a winter coat.
What's that sexy thing I see over there? That's me - Standing in the mirror!
Excuse me, I'm looking for a forever home. Would you like to adopt me?
This kitty is using the 'Slinky Maneuver' to get out of doing something. You pick them up and they immediately become twice as long and impossible to handle.
Are you the one I'm after - come a little bit closer if you dare!
Load More Replies...Never speak to me like that ever I MEAN EVER again!!!!!!!
Load More Replies...It's a panoramic photo actually but it's still hilarious
Load More Replies..."You come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married and you ask me to murder, for money."
"Good colour, clear, no obvious flaws - yep, this is a quality diamond"
Ma chere mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you.... your dinner.
At least Otis looks a lot better than many women, who get lip fillers. I hope you feel better soon sweetie.
Hope the little guy is okay. That kind of swelling can be life threatening. Poor kitty.
The teacher in the online class when someone says "whatcha gonna do? Send me home?"
safe me! except for the front paws! bUrN tHeM!!!
Load More Replies...copy pastes my own comment ( not happy ! ) That litter tray is WAAAAY to small for him, and in a very difficult place for him. :(((( Do that poor cat a favor, and learn about cats. Start at the local version of R.S.P.C.A. Royal society for prevention of Cruelty to Animals Australia. Swing by Jackson Galaxy's You tube channel: there are some vids devoted to litter box issues.
I disagree.That’s not too small, Nor in a difficult place. This kitty is just silly😹
Load More Replies..."Have you captured this moment for eternity? Then put the damn camera down and HELP ME, idiot"
This is normal tummy washing again. I like the maniacal tongue they do when trying to clean their chests ^-^
Just want to kiss that crinkled little nose. I’d probably get an eye scratched out, but I reckon it would be worth it.
Spicy fly!! I’m calling bees spicy flies from now until the day I die 🤣🤣 🌶🐝
Load More Replies...Sylvester, is that you? And where is Tweety? (just kidding, poor cat)
"I command thee, evil spirit, to leave our brother Sooty and return from whence ye came"
sooty: i pRoMiSe!!! iM nOt A wItCh!!! i CoMmAnDeTh ThOu! gEt oF mE!!!!
Load More Replies...Noodle cat, noodle cat, does everything a noodle can. sticks to walls, loves pasta sauce. yummy when twirled up on a fork
I see we have the fur-snake successfully integrated into it's new surroundings.
I had a kitty that loved to lie in the bathtub to drink the drops of water coming out of the faucet, so I would turn the cold water on to a bare trickle for her to drink.
"See this leg? Best darn ear-scratching leg in the world. Insured with Lloyd's for a million dollars"
No, no, it's fine! He's just pulling on her earring!
Load More Replies...Yeah he is just trying to work with what he was given.
Load More Replies...Enough with the tiny litter boxes shoved into tight spaces! That’s like making a full-grown person use a toddler potty in a broom closet. Also, while I understand that grates make it easier to clean the box, cats have a natural instinct to bury their waste, and this is totally denying them that. No wonder this baby looks stressed.
another idiot who gives their cat no room to use the litter box properly.
why do people put their little boxes there.. this is the 3rd one i have seen on this thread
"I have been up for 36 hrs straight, get me treat NOW... or generations will speak of this day in horror and awe"
"No i'm not too big to use it, see! It fit!Just my size!" 20170710-6...4284e7.jpg
It's not like it was just near a big comfortable hamoc... 20170305_1...a05d32.jpg
My cat is staring at me right now like she k owes I am laughing at other cats and she does not find it funny
"No i'm not too big to use it, see! It fit!Just my size!" 20170710-6...4284e7.jpg
It's not like it was just near a big comfortable hamoc... 20170305_1...a05d32.jpg
My cat is staring at me right now like she k owes I am laughing at other cats and she does not find it funny
