If you've ever heard the phrase, "Life's a beach," you probably wondered what does it actually mean. A seagull swooping in and stealing your wallet? Or maybe that beached whales are some profound allegory for our society? Well, probably neither but it's fun to entertain the possibilities.

We here at Bored Panda have compiled a series of the most unexpected things that took place at the seashore and it turns out, these pictures have the answers to the questions above. So if you thought that nothing ever really happens on a beach day, let us prove you wrong. It's not just lazing around and baking in the sunshine. The same water you're washing your troubles away can also spit out a giant squid right in your face. The sad part, though, is that it's not all that exciting. Or romantic. There's always a balding, middle-aged man to photobomb your best shots. But hey, at least you’ll never get bored with all these funny people around you.

#1

Her Name Is Argiro And She Likes To Dry Up On This Chair That The Locals Saved For Her

Her Name Is Argiro And She Likes To Dry Up On This Chair That The Locals Saved For Her

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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This must be in Greece. Argyro means 'silvery' in Greek, it's a relatively common name. So sweet. And she is kinda silvery too :)

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What's cool about visiting the beach -- even the same one -- is that they are ever-changing environments so it'll be a little different every time you come back. Within one human lifetime, a shoreline can grow or shrink by tens of feet due to the action of waves, wind, storms, floods and other weather conditions. 

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    Waves can erode beaches and carry material to other areas, widening shorelines. They can also erode the bases of cliffs until they collapse, changing the coastline overnight. The wind blows sand beyond the waves, forming sand dunes which are eventually colonized by plants. The vegetation slows the wind, preventing it from blowing the sand away and the dunes continue growing larger and larger. There's always something going on.

    #3

    My Lady Friend Wanted A Piggy Back Picture On The Beach And A Random Biker Watching The Sunset Said He Wanted One Too

    My Lady Friend Wanted A Piggy Back Picture On The Beach And A Random Biker Watching The Sunset Said He Wanted One Too

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    And if this leaves you craving for a new adventure, try to look for a beach that has a Blue Flag status. Blue Flag criteria include quality, safety, environmental education and information standards, the provision of services and general environmental management criteria. This means that they are safe, the water quality is great, and there are plenty of things to experience. They are in most countries around the world with a total of 4,154 Blue Flags waving across the globe.

    #4

    This Sign On A Beach In Lithuania

    This Sign On A Beach In Lithuania

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    Laura Zappenduster
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I assume, people are peeing there in public just to get famous ^^

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    #6

    How To Use Sand To Freak People Out

    How To Use Sand To Freak People Out

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    #7

    How Girls Take Pictures At The Beach

    How Girls Take Pictures At The Beach

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    #8

    A Radical Concept. Bali 2017

    A Radical Concept. Bali 2017

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    #9

    We Took My Cat To The Beach And There Happened To Be A Professional Dancer Having A Photo Shoot

    We Took My Cat To The Beach And There Happened To Be A Professional Dancer Having A Photo Shoot

    Obviously this happened because Buns' day wasn't confusing enough.

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    Wyomudder
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never heard of someone taking their cat to the beach... is this a thing?? It sounds marvelous!

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    #10

    When Your Beach Towel Is From Costco

    When Your Beach Towel Is From Costco

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    Natters
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't want to know how they clean it...

    Benj
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best way to claim your spot at the beach - for your family - your whole family - and your neighbors - and your coworkers - and ...

    Jim Price
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to Towel Beach, you are encouraged to bring your own sand if you actually wish to see any.

    Benj
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is it just me, or does anyone else feel a little let down that there isn't a face on the front of it? It looks so much like Towelie!

    Char Char
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now, that's huge! I looked it up and it's part of a social experiment to encourage people to share space.

    Id row
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man at dry cleaners: "How much to clean one towel?" worker: "Just one towel? That'll just be four bucks." Man: "Great! Here ya go! I'll pick it up tomorrow!" worker: "Um...."

    JessG
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Talk about claiming your spot on the beach! So, like, does everyone have to walk around that?!?! Sheesh

    NWB
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    shaking it out could be an issue!

    Jody Brown
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you have to buy a pack of six of them.

    Mary Rose Kent
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    O. M. G.! I immediately envisioned someone trying to get it into their sporty little car.

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    KCN
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! are you sure it isn't photoshopped??

    Kona Pake
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The local cleaners does towels for only $1.

    Sylwia W
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sharing is caring and it’s good

    René Bax
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like a swimming pool at the beach 😁

    wusah
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my God I want one LOL

    Eleanor Jansen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They’re waiting for Kingkong..🦍

    Mark Kelly
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must take all of them to carry it.

    DotC
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Towely from SouthPark

    Teri Donovan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. I have one that is the size of a king-size blanket and I thought THAT was big. I'd hate to have to fold this one up to get it in the car not to mention carrying it!

    Ildiko Okido
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, look at the bright side. Most of the time when you buy something online it turns out to be really tiny.

    Elizabeth Scarborough
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They claim that much beach, it's all theirs, deeded by Costco.

    moeless
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Git offa my lawn...towel!

    Roos de Leeuw
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is anyone else seeing those dark a*s clouds

    Kjorn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    do you have a washer big enough for it?

    John Montgomery
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or when someone invented a shrink ray and didn't tell the rest of us.

    dankay01
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes me very anxious.....😓

    Julie Watson
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where the heck....did they buy it??/??

    Exquisite Spam
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why even bother going to the beach if you don't want the sand.

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    #11

    Saw This Guy On The Beach. He Said His Grandkids Bought Him This Shirt

    Saw This Guy On The Beach. He Said His Grandkids Bought Him This Shirt

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    D H
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got 99 problems, and a beach isn't one of them

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    #12

    I Was Stood Taking A Photo Of My Girlfriend In The Sea, Then Realised So Was Every Other Instagram Boyfriend

    I Was Stood Taking A Photo Of My Girlfriend In The Sea, Then Realised So Was Every Other Instagram Boyfriend

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    #13

    You Have To Stay 10' Feet Away From The Wild Ponies On Assateague, Even If They Steal Your Spot

    You Have To Stay 10' Feet Away From The Wild Ponies On Assateague, Even If They Steal Your Spot

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    #14

    E Is For Existential Crisis

    E Is For Existential Crisis

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    #15

    This Perfect "Story In Three Panels" Of My Cousin

    This Perfect "Story In Three Panels" Of My Cousin

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    Pungent Sauce
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People bash on pigeons all the time, but seagulls are far higher up in the rankings of sky-rats. Right bastards, all of them.

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    #16

    My Mom Stumbled Into This Drug Dealer While In Jamaica

    My Mom Stumbled Into This Drug Dealer While In Jamaica

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    #17

    My Boyfriend Decided To Take My Dog To The Beach Today For Some “Quality” Time Together

    My Boyfriend Decided To Take My Dog To The Beach Today For Some “Quality” Time Together

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    Sleep Meister
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I am so going to pee in your shoes when i get out of here. FEAR ME! FEAR......MEEEE!"

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    #18

    Mr. Crab's First Dollar

    Mr. Crab's First Dollar

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    #19

    I Found A Door (And Nothing Else) On An Abandoned Beach

    I Found A Door (And Nothing Else) On An Abandoned Beach

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    #20

    So I Went To The Beach And Saw This

    So I Went To The Beach And Saw This

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    #21

    I Feel Like I Just Missed A Miracle On The Beach

    I Feel Like I Just Missed A Miracle On The Beach

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    #22

    Creative Sprite Ad, Creepy Chair Guy

    Creative Sprite Ad, Creepy Chair Guy

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    Carol Emory
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah someone needs to check the local sex offenders database...*shudder....

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    #23

    Just Bro Things

    Just Bro Things

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    #24

    Visual Representation Of Why Women Live Longer Than Men

    Visual Representation Of Why Women Live Longer Than Men

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    #25

    Finally An Answer To The Age Old Question "Do Raccoons On A Beach In Panama City, Feel Like Fritos?"

    Finally An Answer To The Age Old Question "Do Raccoons On A Beach In Panama City, Feel Like Fritos?"

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    #26

    Taking Too Long To Take A Photo Of Her Food On The Beach

    Taking Too Long To Take A Photo Of Her Food On The Beach

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    #27

    This Man At The Beach Has A Tiny Deck Chair To Rest His Head

    This Man At The Beach Has A Tiny Deck Chair To Rest His Head

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    #28

    That's One Patient Dog

    That's One Patient Dog

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    #29

    Dodge Tried To Shoot A Commercial For A $60,000 Truck At My Local Beach

    Dodge Tried To Shoot A Commercial For A $60,000 Truck At My Local Beach

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    Herb Eaversmells
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the truck ran well after this, it would be an add in itself.

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    #30

    Saw This Inspirational Beach Message This Morning

    Saw This Inspirational Beach Message This Morning

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    Christine Holl
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no wifi. Talk to each other and pretend it is 1995.

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    #31

    Seagull Has No Boundaries

    Seagull Has No Boundaries

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    #32

    This Man Is Taking A Picture Of His Vape At The Beach

    This Man Is Taking A Picture Of His Vape At The Beach

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    #33

    Dragged This Down To The Beach

    Dragged This Down To The Beach

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    Kai
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope he didnt leave it there.

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