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That lovely German word 'schadenfreude' describes the pleasure that one gets in witnessing another person's misfortune. While we don't necessarily condone this slightly evil feeling, it can be useful in putting one's own struggles and unfortunate events into perspective.

For instance, it's Monday. You didn't get much sleep, the car won't start, and you're late for work. Seems like you're having the worst day ever! It's easy to feel grumpy and full of self-pity; you might even bring the people around you down as well, with your crappy mood.

However, one look at this list, compiled by Bored Panda, will immediately make you realize how much worse things can be. These people are having a really bad day, , and it's sure to be even more unlucky than yours!

Scroll down below for your Monday dose of schadenfreude for yourself, and sure your own funny accidents and worst fails in the comments!

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My Cat Couldn't Get To His Litter Box Because The Toilet Door Was Forgotten Closed At Night, So He Spilt The Litter Bag Himself And Pooped On It

My Cat Couldn't Get To His Litter Box Because The Toilet Door Was Forgotten Closed At Night, So He Spilt The Litter Bag Himself And Pooped On It

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So, like these unfortunate souls bestowed with bad luck, you have had a terrible day. What's the best and healthiest way to deal with such a setback? Psychology today has some basic tips on how to calm down, come to terms with your fate and carry on with serene acceptance, avoiding an existential crisis.

Start by setting an intention to be gentle with yourself. "When you're feeling battered around by the winds of luck, you're going to need some self-nurturing. Set an intention that you're going to be kind to yourself while you're waiting for the universe to start dishing out some kindness again."

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    He Saw A Squirrel And Dragged Me Through The Mud On My Ass

    He Saw A Squirrel And Dragged Me Through The Mud On My Ass

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    Treat yourself: "A dose of positive emotion will increase your resilience during stressful days. Know yourself well enough that you have a short mental (or written) list of simple things you enjoy that reliably boost your mood."

    "As a self-test, try to come up with five things now that reliably boost your mood. They need to be simple and under your control (e.g., "sunny days" isn't going to work since you can't personally create one of those.) If you find this hard, note whatever you can and add to it when something pops into your mind."

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    Some examples could include: Getting a kind of food that you like that you don't eat that often, maybe lobster or some fried plantain! A good, tasty meal is always good for the mood... You could also book yourself in for a massage or meditation session on the way home from work, or yes, even a beer. But don't overdo it, because alcohol is never the answer to a problem!

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    Kids Playing With Fire Hose During Coast Guard Demo

    Kids Playing With Fire Hose During Coast Guard Demo

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    #5

    This Big Guy And Three Of His Friends Got Into A Newly Built Montana House And Proceeded To Live There For A Month Before Being Found

    This Big Guy And Three Of His Friends Got Into A Newly Built Montana House And Proceeded To Live There For A Month Before Being Found

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    Get something small done that's on your own agenda: "Positive mood comes from a combination of pleasure and a sense of mastery (feeling you're competent and can get things done). These both go out the window on bad days because having a run of bad luck usually feels frustrating, demoralizing, and out of control."

    "Find something you can get done that will ensure the day isn't totally unproductive. It's a skill to be able to identify quick mastery tasks that feel achievable no matter what else you have going on. The more you practice, the better you'll get at it."

    #6

    Went To Open My Fridge. Definitely Thought My Hand Was Connected Properly

    Went To Open My Fridge. Definitely Thought My Hand Was Connected Properly

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    #7

    Stuck His Head In A Hole In A Tree To Take A Look, Guess What He Found

    Stuck His Head In A Hole In A Tree To Take A Look, Guess What He Found

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    And finally, learn to recognize the impact of stressful events: "When I worked as a therapist, clients would frequently overlook or underestimate the impact of stressful events and frustrations on their mood."

    "It's a lot easier to cope with one isolated incident than it is to cope with a series of blows that come in quick succession. If you're feeling down or overwhelmed, it can help to recognize that many of the causes of your stress are temporary, one-off events, or random incidents of bad luck."

    These incidents are all just that, random incidents of bad luck. Life goes on! In the meantime, let's all enjoy a little hilarious schadenfreude at these poor people's expense!

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    #9

    Put My Visor Down In The Side To Block The Sun

    Put My Visor Down In The Side To Block The Sun

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    #10

    Threw My Swatter At A Fly. Don't Ask Questions Because I Don't Have Answers

    Threw My Swatter At A Fly. Don't Ask Questions Because I Don't Have Answers

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    #11

    My Brand New Roomba Ran Over My Puppy’s Shit And Proceeded To “Clean” The Rest Of My Home

    My Brand New Roomba Ran Over My Puppy’s Shit And Proceeded To “Clean” The Rest Of My Home

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    #14

    I Came In To Find My Tortoise Like This

    I Came In To Find My Tortoise Like This

    Putting the clues together, it seems he pooped, got it stuck on his foot, ran in circles trying to get it off, and flipped over. Good job, buddy.

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    #15

    Good Morning And Happy Valentine’s Day! Why Not Start Your Day Off With A Turmeric Smoothie?

    Good Morning And Happy Valentine’s Day! Why Not Start Your Day Off With A Turmeric Smoothie?

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    #16

    Your Day May Have Been Bad, But It's Probably Not As Bad As 'I Tipped Over A Satellite And It'll Cost $135 Million To Fix' Bad

    Your Day May Have Been Bad, But It's Probably Not As Bad As 'I Tipped Over A Satellite And It'll Cost $135 Million To Fix' Bad

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    Mangoes'nRum
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That impact test went well! It got hit by a planet and is still in one piece! That's a Job Well Done!

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    #17

    The F Fell Off My Ford Fiesta Flame. Now I Drive A Ford Fiesta Lame

    The F Fell Off My Ford Fiesta Flame. Now I Drive A Ford Fiesta Lame

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    #19

    My Dad Bought A Soap From A Charity In 2016 And Only Today Opened The Box. Look What Was Inside! P.S. My Dad Is A Huge Football Fan

    My Dad Bought A Soap From A Charity In 2016 And Only Today Opened The Box. Look What Was Inside! P.S. My Dad Is A Huge Football Fan

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    Martha Meyer
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was just stupid of the soap company! Lots of people don't open a soap box right away but wait until they've finished the soap they already have.

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    #20

    So Excited To Use My Pizza Cutter For The First Time

    So Excited To Use My Pizza Cutter For The First Time

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    #21

    Bet She's Glad She Bought That Tire Cover

    Bet She's Glad She Bought That Tire Cover

    Driver was taken to the hospital as a precaution.

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    #22

    When The Snowplow ‘Nicks’ Your Car

    When The Snowplow ‘Nicks’ Your Car

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    Ben Smith
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s why they have no parking signs up during snow...at least in many cities.

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    Keisha Washington
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your car had a jugular vein it would have bled to death from that little nick

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    Bill
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what you get for parking on the street , ignoring the parking ban.

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    Zelda Blue
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You not only have a hole in your door, you have to try and shovel your way out to get to the repair shop.

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    Polina Semeniuk
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait... HOLD ON MY MOM'S CAR HAS A DENT ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE CAR!

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    Sharon Ingram
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s why you’re not supposed to leave your car parked on the side of the road when a storm is coming.

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    Louise Weaver
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's illegal here to park in the street during snowfalls. Still you have to feel bad for the owner.

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    Cheryl Fontaine
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a hell of a lot more than a "nick." I hope the snowplow paid for it!

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    Paulette Kingery
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they alert you to remove your car from the street when a lot of show..Oh well

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    Sue McDaniels
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had that happen to me when I was sitting a a stop sign, it got the back passenger door of my jeep.

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    BusLady
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slap one of those giant Band-aids on it. No one will ever know.

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    Cody Gochnour
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna' know how that happened. Looks like they picked up a pole or something.

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    Mark Jaress
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had that happen to me once. Fortunately, they paid for the repairs, too

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    Jennifer Biness
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    man, you can't even get them to pay, since you can't park on the streets after "x" inches of snow

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    Foxxy
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s a bloody big nick, hope you got insurance details or something coz that’s gonna cost quite a bit to fix. You more than likely need a new door.

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    Louise Stange-Wahl
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG--Hope they sued the city...NO EXCUSE FOR THIS! I know it's like when I loaned my car to my sister and she got hit by an ambulance when she was STOPPED AT A LIGHT...my insurance HAD to pay for it because it was on a run. BUUUULLLOOONNNEEEYYY!~

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    Ben Smith
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope there are no parking signs up and they learned a valuable lesson

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    Marilyn Holt
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But probably shouldn't have been parked where the plow goes.

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    Severynne
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why you can't park in the street overnight after a certain date. Sucks to be that guy.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a reason why the law says you're not supposed to park your car on the road during the winter. I have absolutely zero sympathy for this idiot. He too deserves a ticket alongside the car being gouged

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    Mary Rose Kent
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he was just visiting someone. As a life-long Californian, I wouldn’t know that.

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    #24

    Anyone Curious What Happened After That Guy Ripped His Pants At The Wedding. I'm His Wife

    Anyone Curious What Happened After That Guy Ripped His Pants At The Wedding. I'm His Wife

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    I Asked To Have It Edged Up So My Bangs Would Be Straight. Proceeded To Cut All My Bangs Off And My Entire Widows Peak. White Guy At A Black Barbershop Problems

    I Asked To Have It Edged Up So My Bangs Would Be Straight. Proceeded To Cut All My Bangs Off And My Entire Widows Peak. White Guy At A Black Barbershop Problems

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    #27

    I've Been Using The Complimentary Towel At My Apartment's Swimming Pool. Someone Just Told Me It's A Towel For Wet Dogs

    I've Been Using The Complimentary Towel At My Apartment's Swimming Pool. Someone Just Told Me It's A Towel For Wet Dogs

    I just moved in to a new apartment complex and I've been using the new swimming pool and hot tub. I usually come straight from gym, so as a courtesy to others, I shower in this locker room before I use the pool. I keep forgetting to bring a towel so I quickly use one of these towels on the wall. Yesterday, a stranger saw me bathing and here and told me that this is actually a room meant for residents to give baths to their dogs, and that the shower I'm looking for is in a different locker room. As he tried to hold back laughter, he asked me what I thought this blue thing was for. I told him I thought it was for bathing babies. FML.

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    #28

    In Colorado, Due To Rock Fall, A 20 Mile Stretch Of Highway Now Has A 238 Mile, 4,5 Hour Detour

    In Colorado, Due To Rock Fall, A 20 Mile Stretch Of Highway Now Has A 238 Mile, 4,5 Hour Detour

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    A Storm Came Through. The Plastic Furniture Barely Moved But The Grill Blew 30 Ft Into The Pool

    A Storm Came Through. The Plastic Furniture Barely Moved But The Grill Blew 30 Ft Into The Pool

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    #30

    Finally Gave In And Let My Daughter Get A Cat. Turns Out She’s Allergic

    Finally Gave In And Let My Daughter Get A Cat. Turns Out She’s Allergic

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    #31

    A Small Crash Revealed Just How Much Make Up She Had On

    A Small Crash Revealed Just How Much Make Up She Had On

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    So This Guy Paused A Video Of A Model He Wanted To Look Like And His Barber Mistook The Play Button Icon With His Desired Hairstyle And Shaved Triangles On Both Sides Of His Head

    So This Guy Paused A Video Of A Model He Wanted To Look Like And His Barber Mistook The Play Button Icon With His Desired Hairstyle And Shaved Triangles On Both Sides Of His Head

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    A Woman Put 1.5 Gallons Of Windshield Washer Liquid Instead Of Oil

    A Woman Put 1.5 Gallons Of Windshield Washer Liquid Instead Of Oil

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    #34

    Life Must Be Hard For Him

    Life Must Be Hard For Him

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    #35

    Whoever Threw A Sink Into My Car Last Night

    Whoever Threw A Sink Into My Car Last Night

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    #36

    The Door I Had To Get Through Last Night To Get To My Room

    The Door I Had To Get Through Last Night To Get To My Room

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    #37

    My Favorite Wedding Photo. I Got A Bubble In My Eye While We Were Leaving

    My Favorite Wedding Photo. I Got A Bubble In My Eye While We Were Leaving

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    Ale_Vidal23
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't be ashamed by getting emotional, no need to hide behind a bubble-accident

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    #38

    I Proposed To My GF This Weekend And Proceeded To Drop The Ring Down A Gopher Hole

    I Proposed To My GF This Weekend And Proceeded To Drop The Ring Down A Gopher Hole

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    My Roof Caved In Last Night

    My Roof Caved In Last Night

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    Foxxy
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Step away slowly, close the door and pretend it didn’t happen.

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    #40

    Trying To Even Out My Tan On My Lunch Break

    Trying To Even Out My Tan On My Lunch Break

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    Cut My Finger While Opening A Package Of Band Aids

    Cut My Finger While Opening A Package Of Band Aids

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    #43

    Damn

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually a memo is issued if there are road repairs happening to the neighborhood. He must have not read it or ignored it.

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    #44

    Waited Almost 14 Years For This Moment, And Of Course I Missed It

    Waited Almost 14 Years For This Moment, And Of Course I Missed It

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    #46

    "Made iPhone Cookies To Trick Cops Into Pulling Me Over, I'll Just Take A Bite And Ask If Cookies Are Against The Law"

    "Made iPhone Cookies To Trick Cops Into Pulling Me Over, I'll Just Take A Bite And Ask If Cookies Are Against The Law"

    Eventually he was pulled over and got a warrant for unpaid parking tickets. "Wasn't worth it. I'm an idiot... No more iPhone Cookies."

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a good outcome for a guy who thought it would be funny to troll taxpayer resources.

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    #47

    Yesterday This Guy Put Ghost Pepper Popcorn In Our Industrial Microwave At Work For Over 5 Min

    Yesterday This Guy Put Ghost Pepper Popcorn In Our Industrial Microwave At Work For Over 5 Min

    The office was filled with black smoke burning people's eyes no-one could breath. He basically maced the building. we were moved to the other end so we could keep working.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, this will happen when you heat/nuke ghost pepper oil. Now, you will have to put bowls of REALLY hot boiling water with lemon and baking soda in it and let it sit for atleast 20 minutes and repeat this process many many times and steam the ghost out of it before you can safely use it again.

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    #48

    Finally Brought My Girlfriend To What I Promised Her Was The Best View She Would Have Ever Seen

    Finally Brought My Girlfriend To What I Promised Her Was The Best View She Would Have Ever Seen

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    When You Hit A Pot Hole On The Highway Doing 70 MPH

    When You Hit A Pot Hole On The Highway Doing 70 MPH

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    My Friend Works As A Cleaner Here

    My Friend Works As A Cleaner Here

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    #51

    New Road Was Not Sealed Correctly. The Result

    New Road Was Not Sealed Correctly. The Result

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This does not look like a 'sealing' problem. This looks like a driving over a 'still curing road' problem. Perhaps the road blocks were not yet in place.

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    #52

    Can I Get My Money Back

    Can I Get My Money Back

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    Fridays Aren’t For Everyone

    Fridays Aren’t For Everyone

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    #54

    Car Park Barrier Closed Before The Trailer Got Through

    Car Park Barrier Closed Before The Trailer Got Through

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    #55

    My Grandmother Almost Got Lost At Sea In Iceland

    My Grandmother Almost Got Lost At Sea In Iceland

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    Was Given A Heat Sensitive Mug For A Work Meeting

    Was Given A Heat Sensitive Mug For A Work Meeting

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    #57

    Rip Random Pedestrian. These Are Dark Times

    Rip Random Pedestrian. These Are Dark Times

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    #58

    I Lost My ****

    I Lost My ****

    ...when I woke up. It was actually chocolate I've been sleeping on. But you should have seen my face!

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    The Cable Guy Installed The Cable Through Our Hula Hoop That We Left Out

    The Cable Guy Installed The Cable Through Our Hula Hoop That We Left Out

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    Machine Crashing After Winning The Jackpot

    Machine Crashing After Winning The Jackpot

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    #61

    Women's Pockets Suck

    Women's Pockets Suck

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why femme fatale pull stuff out of their cleavages in movie. Not only is it sexy, it is practical.

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    #62

    Me, My Sister And My Best Friend (From Left To Right) At Our Graduation Trip. Fun Stuff

    Me, My Sister And My Best Friend (From Left To Right) At Our Graduation Trip. Fun Stuff

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    How The Mailman Delivered The Vinyl I Ordered

    How The Mailman Delivered The Vinyl I Ordered

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He could have just rang the doorbell. I hope you managed to get a refund.

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    First Thing Monday Morning At My Shower Door Installation Job

    First Thing Monday Morning At My Shower Door Installation Job

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of when we had new windows installed. Biggest window in the house (2mx2.5m or thereabouts), triple glazed and they dropped it putting it on the truck. Made a new one, brought it around, installed it. The installer then noticed a tiny scratch in it. He made the glass company make a third one. Of all the windows in the house, it must have cost them a fortune to make it 3 times.

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    #65

    My Snowglobe Acted As A Magnifying Glass And Burnt A Line Into My Curtain

    My Snowglobe Acted As A Magnifying Glass And Burnt A Line Into My Curtain

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fortunately, this malicious flamingo did not burn the whole house!

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    #66

    Just Drove To Class Early In The Morning Through Pouring Rain And Shitty Traffic After Sleeping Three Hours Last Night Only To Find This. How's Your Morning Going?

    Just Drove To Class Early In The Morning Through Pouring Rain And Shitty Traffic After Sleeping Three Hours Last Night Only To Find This. How's Your Morning Going?

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, when I was a student, our university had this regulation that if you are late for more 15 minutes, you will be counted as absent and you can only be absent for 2 sessions for the whole semester or you will fail the course. I already missed 2 sessions that semester when I woke up 15 minutes before class. I skipped my morning shower, brushed my teeth and washed my face, had to pay more for Uber (I usually rode the bus which is a lot cheaper). I ran through campus with my greasy hair, rushed up the stairs because there was a looooong queue for the elevator (my class was on the 9th floor). I came about 10-12 minutes late, "I made it", I thought. I walked to the class while wiping my sweat off, only to find my classmates exiting the classroom because the lecturer said that she couldn't make it.

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    #67

    Accidentally Texted My Kids Teacher

    Accidentally Texted My Kids Teacher

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    #69

    The Insurance Adjuster Fell Through My Dad's Ceiling

    The Insurance Adjuster Fell Through My Dad's Ceiling

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    #70

    When You’re Trying To Put A 600 Pound Piece Of Tempered Glass In And You Hit A Tiny Piece Of Metal On The Corner. (Sounds Like A Gun Shot When It Explodes)

    When You’re Trying To Put A 600 Pound Piece Of Tempered Glass In And You Hit A Tiny Piece Of Metal On The Corner. (Sounds Like A Gun Shot When It Explodes)

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    #73

    My Brother's Cabin (Which Is Now His Home In The Midst Of A Nasty Divorce) In Northern CA. Took Him 5 Miles On A Snow Mobile To Find This After Leaving Town For A Week

    My Brother's Cabin (Which Is Now His Home In The Midst Of A Nasty Divorce) In Northern CA. Took Him 5 Miles On A Snow Mobile To Find This After Leaving Town For A Week

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well.. he's got some shoveling to do now.. Good way to work out all the frustration he may have from his divorce :)

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    #75

    Got Excited From Far Away About The Motel Having A Swimming Pool

    Got Excited From Far Away About The Motel Having A Swimming Pool

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    Foxxy
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t know what’s worse, going to a motel with a pool and being full of dirt and grass or a pool that is completely empty on a school camping trip.

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    #76

    A Truck Drove On Turf I Layed Yesterday

    A Truck Drove On Turf I Layed Yesterday

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    #77

    Guess Who Thought The Soy Sauce Was Syrup This Morning

    Guess Who Thought The Soy Sauce Was Syrup This Morning

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    #78

    Dude Lost His Shoe Right As The Subway Doors Closed

    Dude Lost His Shoe Right As The Subway Doors Closed

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    #79

    Took My Buddy To The Grand Canyon For The First Time Today. Spectacular Views All Around

    Took My Buddy To The Grand Canyon For The First Time Today. Spectacular Views All Around

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    #80

    Not Cleaning My *** With This

    Not Cleaning My *** With This

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give a quick pull and the spider should just drop through the hole onto the floor and then scurry away. Looks like a harmless huntsman to me.

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    #81

    Car Crashed Into My Living Room

    Car Crashed Into My Living Room

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    #82

    My Pillow Said "Washing Machine And Dryer Safe" I Open Up My Dryer To This

    My Pillow Said "Washing Machine And Dryer Safe" I Open Up My Dryer To This

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    #85

    I Dropped A LEGO House I Built 10 Years Ago Down The Stairs

    I Dropped A LEGO House I Built 10 Years Ago Down The Stairs

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    #86

    Dropped A Brand New Gallon Of Milk. As A Bonus, I Also Got A Flat Tire Today

    Dropped A Brand New Gallon Of Milk. As A Bonus, I Also Got A Flat Tire Today

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    #87

    How To Make Me Spend $60 Ft. My Dog

    How To Make Me Spend $60 Ft. My Dog

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    #88

    I Imagine This Person Just Went Straight Home And Spent The Weekend In Bed

    I Imagine This Person Just Went Straight Home And Spent The Weekend In Bed

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    #89

    Someone Out There Is Having A Really Bad Day That's Worse Than Ours

    Someone Out There Is Having A Really Bad Day That's Worse Than Ours

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    #90

    Heard A Crash, Knew My Whole Sunday Was Ruined

    Heard A Crash, Knew My Whole Sunday Was Ruined

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    #91

    The Right Car Is Mine. I Physically Could Not Enter My Car. And Since The Batteries In My Key Ran Dry, I Could Not Open Any Doors But The Drivers Door From The Outside

    The Right Car Is Mine. I Physically Could Not Enter My Car. And Since The Batteries In My Key Ran Dry, I Could Not Open Any Doors But The Drivers Door From The Outside

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    #92

    My Friend Doesn't Have A Screen On Our Flight To China Despite Everyone Else Having One

    My Friend Doesn't Have A Screen On Our Flight To China Despite Everyone Else Having One

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel their pain. Was once on a cross-country flight, and my screen was the only one not working.

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    #94

    Aston Martin Was Worth $1.5 Million

    Aston Martin Was Worth $1.5 Million

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    #95

    Sister Didn’t Mention That Her Dogs Have Fleas When I Said I’d Watch Them For Her

    Sister Didn’t Mention That Her Dogs Have Fleas When I Said I’d Watch Them For Her

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better give those dogs a flea bath...and have a little talk with your sister

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    #96

    The Way The Corner Of The Table Found My Pocket

    The Way The Corner Of The Table Found My Pocket

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you please post a picture taken by this camera? Should be an interesing effect

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    #97

    This Is What A $239 Textbook, Never Opened And Still In Plastic, Looks Like After Being Returned To The Same Bookstore That I Purchased It From

    This Is What A $239 Textbook, Never Opened And Still In Plastic, Looks Like After Being Returned To The Same Bookstore That I Purchased It From

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    #98

    My Husband Works In A Liquor Store And Just Sent Me This Picture

    My Husband Works In A Liquor Store And Just Sent Me This Picture

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    #99

    Found A Worm In My Lunch

    Found A Worm In My Lunch

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    #101

    Today I Climbed A Mountain And Was Rewarded With This Incredible View

    Today I Climbed A Mountain And Was Rewarded With This Incredible View

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You couldn't tell it was foggy while you were climbing?

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    #102

    At Work We Had A Power Outage, $10,000 Worth Of Ice Cream Fits In One Dumpster

    At Work We Had A Power Outage, $10,000 Worth Of Ice Cream Fits In One Dumpster

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    #103

    Bitcoin Mining Farm Gets Flooded

    Bitcoin Mining Farm Gets Flooded

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    #105

    When You Have To Slam On The Brakes

    When You Have To Slam On The Brakes

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you know the Citroën 2CV has it's wobbly suspension because it was sepcifically designed to transport eggs on s****y French roads?

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    #106

    Thought I Was Charging My Computer For A 6 Hour Road Trip. Guess Not

    Thought I Was Charging My Computer For A 6 Hour Road Trip. Guess Not

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    4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it is an Apple. Would have died an hour into the trip anyway...

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    #107

    **** Happens

    **** Happens

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    #108

    Our $1000 TV Just Got Shipped In

    Our $1000 TV Just Got Shipped In

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    #110

    After Two Weeks Of Excited Waiting We Open Our New TV And There Is A Nice Gift Waiting For Us

    After Two Weeks Of Excited Waiting We Open Our New TV And There Is A Nice Gift Waiting For Us

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better yet, we had our TV wall mounted before we turned it on and saw it was cracked...now we always check first...

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