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That lovely German word 'schadenfreude' describes the pleasure that one gets in witnessing another person's misfortune. While we don't necessarily condone this slightly evil feeling, it can be useful in putting one's own struggles and unfortunate events into perspective.

For example, you're not having a good time of things. You didn't get much sleep, the car won't start, and you're late for work. Seems like you're having the worst day ever! It's easy to feel grumpy and full of self-pity; you might even bring the people around you down as well, with your crappy mood.

However, one look at this list, compiled by Bored Panda, will immediately make you realize how much worse things can be. These people are having a really bad day, and it's sure to be worse than yours. Does that make things better? Yes. Should it really? Probably not. But somehow it does, so who are we to argue?

Scroll down below for your daily dose of schadenfreude, whether you need it or not, and feel free to tell us about your own funny accidents in the comments!

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This Amazon Review Though

This Amazon Review Though

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Today I Learned That I Sleepwalk

Today I Learned That I Sleepwalk

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Two Brothers Won The Lottery On The Same Day

Two Brothers Won The Lottery On The Same Day

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Probably The Greatest Picture Of Myself That’s Ever Been Taken

Probably The Greatest Picture Of Myself That’s Ever Been Taken

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Just Married Couple In Front Of Their Burning Car

Just Married Couple In Front Of Their Burning Car

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Toujin C'Thlu
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least they're okay, and seem to have good sense of humor about the whole thing. It'll make an interesting story to tell the kids years later.(if they choose to have any)

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Poor Guy

Poor Guy

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Alib
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have to admit ... I've done this before! The guy was very nice about it, waiting patiently with his (also very nice) friends.

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Id row
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

omg, I'd love some follow up on this. Did he at least get an apology and a beer out of the person?

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Sill Marien
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A very nice guy! If I was in a hurry and pissed off I would probably organize some cutters and set myself free and don't give a damn about how safe will the other bike be!

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WilvanderHeijden
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or you just call the police and have them remove that bike.

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Lucas
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nope. How do you prove ownership? Plus the police really do have more serious things to be getting on with.

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Mir
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, I find this a rather friendly solution - About 9 years ago I accidentally locked my bike to someone else's bike when I visited my mom. During dinner we heard a couple of bangs (sounded like metal hitting metal) but because she lives on a busy street in the centre we didd't pay much attention. After a wonderful evening I went to get my bike and found out that two of my bike locks were destroyed in a way that I could never open them again. I also found a note that said "you #$@*%$ if I can't get my bike and leave, you can't either!". Since it was after midnight I decided not to call the person. Next morning I contacted him (he was still angry and verbally aggressive). We made an appointment to get our bikes in the afternoon... It took me half a day though to find someone with a grinding wheel to saw through my locks... leaving me with high costs to replace my two locks although he gave me a small compensation. Would have rather drank and bought a beer for him though :-) :-)

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Susan Bosse
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If all you needed to prove it's you yours is the key to the lock, then anyone could just put their lock on any bike they wanted and then claim ownership of said bike.

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nala simba
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It might be a match made in heaven for all we know! Wonder what happened later!

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Marlene Ricker
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aw, he was just being neighborly and protecting both bikes at the same time.

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BusLady
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If the guy actually bought him a beer, they could be laughing about the situation. Years later, they could tell the story about how they met...

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4 years ago

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Blacksheep
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a technic to steal bikes though. Put your own lock on the bike, come back in the evening with the right tools to break the other lock and get e new bike.

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Michael Rodrick
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

BWAHAHAHAAAAA! Maybe it was a girl & they ended up getting married because of this.

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Magic lady
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Obviously the lockee needs new glasses. Otherwise how do you mistakenly lock your bike to another bike instead of the pole. I would want more than a beer depending on how late it was.

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Jace
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In this mess of bikes, I’d be surprised if this doesn’t happen more often.

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Louise Stange-Wahl
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd say worth a couple of beers--at least no one will try to mess with nicking two bikes.

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María Hermida
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd go to the nearest hardware store, get whatever tool is necessary to cut the f***ing lock and leave. I don't care if the idiot's bike is stolen. Next time he'll pay more attention. I'd take a lot of pictures beforehand, just in case.

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David KH Wong
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nice try. Lock one's bike to another bike to get the other's attention and the phone number....means business.

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Liesa Yopp
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope they zip tied both bikes together so the other person couldn't just unlock and run.

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#11

Sucks To Be You, Tom

Sucks To Be You, Tom

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Spent $11.75 Growing Tomatoes This Year. Here's My Whole Harvest

Spent $11.75 Growing Tomatoes This Year. Here's My Whole Harvest

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Scene Outside My Apartment Today

Scene Outside My Apartment Today

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This Girl Was Bleaching Her Hair And Put A Plastic Bag From Walmart Over It To Help The Heat Stay In And It Printed The Ink Onto Her Hair

This Girl Was Bleaching Her Hair And Put A Plastic Bag From Walmart Over It To Help The Heat Stay In And It Printed The Ink Onto Her Hair

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I Give Up

I Give Up

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#18

Lanyard Caught On The Handle And My Keys Swung Inside The Door As I Closed It. Stupidest Way To Lock Yourself Out?

Lanyard Caught On The Handle And My Keys Swung Inside The Door As I Closed It. Stupidest Way To Lock Yourself Out?

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So I Started Work As A Beekeeper Last Week

So I Started Work As A Beekeeper Last Week

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#23

Someone At Porsche Is Getting Fired Today

Someone At Porsche Is Getting Fired Today

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Jonah Hill Dropping His Coffee

Jonah Hill Dropping His Coffee

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Still Better Than a DUI

Still Better Than a DUI

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Guy lucked out! happened to me and the cop gave me 10 mins before they towed it.

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The Moment You Realize You Used The Wrong Spray

The Moment You Realize You Used The Wrong Spray

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WilvanderHeijden
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And realised you now have a perfect reason to turn the boring lawn into an amazing flowerbed.

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#31

Got A New Printer. The Old One Didn’t Go Out Without A Fight

Got A New Printer. The Old One Didn’t Go Out Without A Fight

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#32

Apparently The Kids Were Too Distracted To Shut The Door

Apparently The Kids Were Too Distracted To Shut The Door

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#33

Picked My Car Up From The Mechanic Yesterday After Having A Bunch Of Things Replaced Totalling $2100 Just To Have Burst Into Flames On Me This Morning. I'm Too Poor For This S**t

Picked My Car Up From The Mechanic Yesterday After Having A Bunch Of Things Replaced Totalling $2100 Just To Have Burst Into Flames On Me This Morning. I'm Too Poor For This S**t

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DemPugs
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember reading the original Reddit post a few months ago, he posted an update saying he was suing the mechanic or something

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#34

Looks Like I’m Not Getting My Bluetooth Earbuds Back For A While

Looks Like I’m Not Getting My Bluetooth Earbuds Back For A While

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Imagine Getting Your Name Excluded Like This In A Movie Credit Scene

Imagine Getting Your Name Excluded Like This In A Movie Credit Scene

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Chinese Man Chops Off His Own Finger After A Snake Bite ‘To Save My Own Life’, But Doctors Say It Was Totally Unnecessary

Chinese Man Chops Off His Own Finger After A Snake Bite ‘To Save My Own Life’, But Doctors Say It Was Totally Unnecessary

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Home Alone Cleaning The Roof And Gutters When I Heard A Loud Bang

Home Alone Cleaning The Roof And Gutters When I Heard A Loud Bang

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A Statue Of Jesus In India Mysteriously Began Dripping Water From Its Toes. Worshippers Started Collecting It And Drinking It Believing It Was Holy. The Source Of The Water Was Later Found To Be Clogged Pipes

A Statue Of Jesus In India Mysteriously Began Dripping Water From Its Toes. Worshippers Started Collecting It And Drinking It Believing It Was Holy. The Source Of The Water Was Later Found To Be Clogged Pipes

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