We live in the age of reviews. Both blessed and cursed, they do help us in making our minds up whether to buy something on the internet. There’s also nothing more powerful than leaving a review for an Uber driver, a restaurant on Yelp, or a shop on eBay.

But there’s a whole different world when it comes to reviewing movies on Amazon. Because you see, even the best ones do deserve a solid 1-star rating.

Luckily, the Twitter page "Amazon Movie Reviews" has chronicled all the funniest tiny bits of honesty. Get your popcorn ready, 'cause these will be more entertaining than 2 hours of cinematic boredom.

More info: Twitter

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Monty Is Fiennes
Community Member
6 months ago

Brilliant...

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Scagsy
Community Member
6 months ago

The Silence Of The Toddler.

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Flare
Community Member
6 months ago

Stupid, this person is.

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Bored Panda reached out to Joe Grabinski, the man behind the Amazon Movie Reviews Twitter account, which has more than 239.6K followers. Joe said that he started the humorous account purely by accident.

“I simply stumbled across humorous reviews when purchasing DVDs/Blu-rays on Amazon and wanted to store the funny reviews somewhere. I remember thinking, “It would be fun if I got 500 followers someday, people who enjoyed seeing these things.” Little did he know that the page would soon have 1K followers within 24 hours.

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Monty Is Fiennes
Community Member
6 months ago

XD

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Evelína Zlá
Community Member
6 months ago

Haha.. this made me actually chuckle...

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Misterscooter
Community Member
6 months ago

Why did they blur out the word whale?

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However, Joe was honest enough to say that he “had a lot of excitement and disappointment associated with the account: book agent, podcast, YouTube show, etc. None of those things quite panned out, but there have been a lot of fun benefits such as getting to know some interesting and cool people.”

Since the launch of the Amazon Movie Reviews page back in 2014, Joe has noticed that these days, people are leaving “a lot less reviews (for movies) on Amazon than they did when I started.” It makes it harder to find the good ones.

Joe assumes that it’s due to a couple of reasons: “1) The novelty of leaving reviews has worn off for people; 2) People are buying less Blu-rays and DVDs; 3) There are more competing platforms for people to rent/stream movies; and 4) There are more competing forms of entertainment.”

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Raine Soo
Community Member
6 months ago

Some people really don't know anything about history and actual events.

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lailyfnoor
Community Member
6 months ago

Come on, let it go!

Flare
Community Member
6 months ago

I see what you did there.....

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Kirsten Kerkhof
Community Member
6 months ago

You'd think the poster gave a clue ...

Elijah Kenny
Community Member
6 months ago

Did people seriously mistake this for the Disney movie!? Lmao

Zoe's Mom
Community Member
6 months ago

I actually saw this movie and it wasn't bad. They actually used real wolves in this one; not computerized.

Two Silly Pups
Community Member
6 months ago

OMG, how dumb can you be? It literally says 'horror movie' on the cover... 🤦‍♀️

Evelína Zlá
Community Member
6 months ago

Do you think they also sing in this one?

Flare
Community Member
6 months ago

Yeah, they sing via screaming different pitches while they run in terror!

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Raine Soo
Community Member
6 months ago

No, it's not that "Frozen"!

Vorknkx
Community Member
6 months ago

Okay, you confused the movie's title, but why give it a 1-star review???

Justin Seagull
Community Member
6 months ago

It's not really fair for people to give poor ratings to movies just because they made a mistake and chose the wrong film.

Misterscooter
Community Member
6 months ago

Are there any snowmen in it?

glowworm2
Community Member
6 months ago

Everyone kept waiting for Olaf to show up!

Sarah Hoskovec
Community Member
6 months ago

This reminds me of when I worked customer service for a telecom company. A little old lady called to complain about her PPV purchase because of the content of the movie she rented for her grandchildren. The movie in question was Ted.

Purbasha Banai
Community Member
6 months ago

As a Disney animation fan and horror movies fan, I would absolutely watch this.

Vicky Zar
Community Member
6 months ago

Did they build a snowman?

Sargundeep Singh
Community Member
6 months ago

Yeah, you'll now be frozen watching this "Frozen" with your family!

Frenchie
Community Member
6 months ago

Bahaha ok so it is an awful unrealistic shitty movie....but their inability to buy the right movie doesn't automatically warrant one stars 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤣🤣

Randy Klefbeck
Community Member
5 months ago

It was a realistic movie because I know someone it happened to. They were able to get off the lift however and vehemently complain......but it is in fact a $#!++^ movie.

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Tom Cartney
Community Member
6 months ago

I bet this movie is collecting a lot of Disney's Frozen's checks. Lol!

Vicky Zar
Community Member
6 months ago

Idiots

Giselle Soler Turner
Community Member
1 month ago

I watched this it was pretty good! Terrifying but good!

Banjo Peppers
Community Member
5 months ago

You’d think the artwork would’ve been a tip-off.

Catherine Todd
Community Member
5 months ago

Hahahahaha!

Minty-Chan
Community Member
5 months ago

RIP

katboxjanitor
Community Member
6 months ago

Gee, what gave it away???

Aegon VI Targaryen
Community Member
6 months ago

this is actually a pretty decent film. better than disney's frozen.

Donald Holder
Community Member
6 months ago

Sad thing is this is the original. Dysney stole the title!

elfin
Community Member
6 months ago

The picture should have provided at least a faint clue. And it's not the "WRONG FILM." The viewer is clearly the wrong person to watch it.

Katey Thomson
Community Member
6 months ago

I love this movie 🍿

rv branham
Community Member
6 months ago

disney's movie might work better with this for the visuals

Carol Graham
Community Member
6 months ago

Ya might want to make sure you check the movie description before watching it! And certainly before letting kids watch it!

Sandra Raituma
Community Member
6 months ago

People are so ....hmm.... Can't you accept that there are more than 1 movie with the same title? Why 1 star? Don't rate it at all if it is not what you were looking for. It was your mistake! Look at the cover/picture of the movie. Should the Amazon change the name to "Frozen. No, not that one"

Arno Nüüm
Community Member
6 months ago

The title image is kind of a giveaway though.

ChinaPandas122
Community Member
6 months ago

i saw part of it people died and wolves ate

Manuel Delgado
Community Member
6 months ago

Actually it's not that bad.

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Raine Soo
Community Member
6 months ago

Rudyard Kipling is rolling in his grave.

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Thomas Register
Community Member
6 months ago

Taken 3 was actually quite tragic, and arguably better than the others. But I give this review 5 stars.

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Dana Grunwald
Community Member
6 months ago

Congrats!!👍

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Rissie
Community Member
6 months ago

Agree. Very obvious plothole.

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Peet
Community Member
6 months ago

Very deep:) The whole entertainment world for kids is about making money with fears and laughter...

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Danieletc
Community Member
6 months ago

I can't believe i'm the first to throw out this thought .... Let It Go.

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Scagsy
Community Member
6 months ago

Mall Flop. I don't blame you

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Princess Procrastination
Community Member
6 months ago

Ah no not forin language!!!!

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Monty Is Fiennes
Community Member
6 months ago

This.

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Danieletc
Community Member
6 months ago

Have you MET Trump voters???

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Saico Hipe
Community Member
6 months ago

This should be way higher lol

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Biljana Malesevic
Community Member
6 months ago

Wait until you see "Horns".

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Scagsy
Community Member
6 months ago

No, but there WILL be.

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Two Silly Pups
Community Member
6 months ago

One person actually found the review helpful, I'm done

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Evelína Zlá
Community Member
6 months ago

To be honest... Jar Jar Binks is like -5 stars for me...

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Scagsy
Community Member
6 months ago

Go git me anutha movie now, Cletus. This one don't got no cars in it.

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beja flor
Community Member
6 months ago

:):):):):)

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Beverly
Community Member
6 months ago

This is most upsetting. First, because people only want to watch films in English (doubtlessly because they are incapable of reading subtitles); second, because they can't even tell that the film is in Korean, not Chinese! Do they even know there is a country called Korea, where people speak Korean? Have people always been so ignorant?

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Bacony
Community Member
6 months ago

George would be a good writer.

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Danieletc
Community Member
6 months ago

And the little rats saw a good movie.

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Scagsy
Community Member
6 months ago

He also gave 1 Star for Terminator for the same reason. Arnie never said please or thank-you. Rude.

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Kirsten Kerkhof
Community Member
6 months ago

That is the only complaint they could find?? Or maybe they were hoping to snack the trauma away and even that was denied to them ...

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