The sexual revolution, disco music, feminism, free-flowing hallucinogenic drugs, and pacifism is the mish-mash of things that once created the absolutely unique 70s style that we so lovingly hate to remember. While there was some pretty awesome stuff going on in the fashion trends department, 70s men's fashion seems to have skipped all the cool stuff and went straight for the disastrous. Men's clothing made from shiny spandex? Groovy! Hip-hugging bell bottom pants, also glossy? You betcha! Chest hair, porn-stache, bright leisure suits, and skimpy short shorts defining the men's fashion? Far out! There's no way these 70s fashion relicts will ever come back in all their seriousness, so we can happily reminisce them in the safety of our jeggings and Yeezys, without fearing to witness a man-bulge wandering in the streets.

If you are still not convinced of the crimes that fashions of the 70s have committed, check out these men's fashion disasters from the decade to see what we mean. Compiled by Bored Panda, the list contains an appalling array of atrocities that the designers themselves cannot defend. So scroll down below to check the gloriously disturbing fashions below, but be warned, as it might get quite NSFW.

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tara hasani
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4 years ago

my eyes !! my eyes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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over opinionated
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4 years ago

Apparently male models weren't a thing in the 70's

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Christie Curtis
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4 years ago

Pimping style dudes!

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Hans
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4 years ago

Unusual. Yes.

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Hans
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4 years ago

I would go to that discoteque!

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Amanda Panda
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4 years ago

My mom had that outfit

Laura Ingles.
Community Member
4 years ago

My Dad had that outfit!!

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Master Markus
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4 years ago

These still exist, but they're marketed as women's fashion.

M. Kathryn Thompson
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4 years ago

Is that Bruce Jenner?

rai mei
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4 years ago

I thought so, too

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Beatrice Sim
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4 years ago

They ran out of female models for this shoot...? 😂😂😂

Joanna Kowalska
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4 years ago

Ahaha, I'm dying of laughter right know :D

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Suzanne Sutherland
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4 years ago

The Logan's Run look.

Charles Nickerson
Community Member
4 years ago

Wheres your hat, Link?

Bridget Huff
Community Member
4 years ago

She's sexy...

Godspeed
Community Member
4 years ago

Robin Hood in knitwear.....and why is the floor on the ceiling?!

Cynthia Warren
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4 years ago

Why is the floor also on the walls???

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Yvonne Bernal
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4 years ago

GOOD GRIEF! I had this EXACT green sweater too... except mine was 5 inches longer, and I believe it was a dress. haa ha ha

Bambi Held
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1 year ago

Are we voting on the ceiling tiles, the lighting, the hvac, or the clothing? Or do they come as a set?

Lilyan Donnell
Community Member
4 years ago

I am Adam, Prince of Eternia.

Mell Bg
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4 years ago

holly.. I used to dress like that at 6th grade

Andy Miller
Community Member
4 years ago

The original zelda?

Илья Берляев
Community Member
4 years ago

What makes it even worse is the weird background (note the broken ceiling panel on the right, too) and camera angle, which makes him look like a Gulliver.

Geoffrey Smith
Community Member
1 year ago

Is his name Link or Link??

Sonya Bunkum
Community Member
1 year ago

More female fashion on men

Corinne Bunn
Community Member
1 year ago

Where are his Merry Men?

Dean Tea
Community Member
1 year ago

Yes ... my mom as well lmfao

Ken Easterling
Community Member
1 year ago

Looks like a woman....

Lori Dawn Cartagena
Community Member
1 year ago

I had that top...Loved it!

Christian Beshara-White
Community Member
1 year ago

I was going to say, it was nice of his Mother to loan him her sweater. lol!

Pavel Michálek
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1 year ago

Cool his shirt fits to the pattern of the ceiling

Eire Rahen
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1 year ago

it's cosmos 1999 !

Donna Muse
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1 year ago

It's reminiscent of Logan's Run.

Rose Marciano
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1 year ago

I wonder if he does hair?

Suzzy Parker
Community Member
1 year ago

Logan’s Run...

Katie Jo
Community Member
4 years ago

Caitlyn??!!!

Monkey D. Luffy
Community Member
4 years ago

So apparently men have been wearing women's clothing for years.

Joanne Palmer
Community Member
4 years ago

LMFAO

Soph Nesbitt
Community Member
4 years ago

Tres macho

Jeanna
Community Member
4 years ago

Mary Tyler Moore wants her outfit back.

Miriam Hirsch
Community Member
4 years ago

I never saw men dressed like this in the 70s and I was an art student!

Luke Graham
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4 years ago

Can't stop looking at the ceiling panel that is falling out.

Puddin Tane
Community Member
4 years ago

Not bad looking.

Elena N.Akasha
Community Member
4 years ago

love the belt!

Sarah Alexander
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4 years ago

metrosexual before it was a thing....

Deb DePape
Community Member
4 years ago

Chastity belt: check.

Laura Schmidt
Community Member
4 years ago

Bruce Jenner...? Before anyone suspected? :-p

Mark Glover Masterson
Community Member
4 years ago

Lookie me!....slender I be. All coked up..... I like it rough!

Laura Wilson
Community Member
4 years ago

It's Bruce Jenner!

Ebony McVicar
Community Member
4 years ago

Omg it's Bruce Jenner!

Kenadee Bickford
Community Member
4 years ago

this is more a woman's outfit than a men's

Lynda Burke
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4 years ago

He stole it from his sister!!

Kristi Marek
Community Member
4 years ago

Planet of the Apes threads..😆😆

Melanie Wery-Sims
Community Member
4 years ago

Makes me think of the show "Quarry" 😅

Ruth Dubb
Community Member
4 years ago

Actually, I love that belt.

Iqra Khan
Community Member
4 years ago

hahahah. it looks like a girls outfits, 😀

White Snake
Community Member
4 years ago

longan's run

Sarah De Boer
Community Member
4 years ago

Even the sweater tile on the ceiling is embarrassed and has started to make a break for it.

Notchimine Mette
Community Member
4 years ago

I think the ceiling is knitted...

Erica Lin
Community Member
4 years ago

carols are you wearing my shirt again !

Edgardo Chacon
Community Member
4 years ago

like

Helen Frances
Community Member
4 years ago

He's borrowed his Nanna's blouse.

Robbie Hannan
Community Member
4 years ago

Luke Skywalker I have your costume for you....

Caitlyn McCracken
Community Member
4 years ago

Is that Bruce Jenner

Lucia Lintnerová
Community Member
4 years ago

peter pan! woo xD

Pamela Gantt
Community Member
4 years ago

Did this inspire Silent Running or was it the other way around?

Heather Overholt
Community Member
4 years ago

Omg I died laughing at your comment

Reen Lee
Community Member
4 years ago

"Logan's Run" looks good on you, dude.

Jeff__Coon
Community Member
4 years ago

I swear I saw that outfit last week in Baltimore.

Cindy Cruz
Community Member
4 years ago

Bruce??

over opinionated
Community Member
4 years ago

I actually like the sweater... I just don't see it as a guys shirt. I picture that with tights on a woman.

Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

A bit longer and as a women mini skirt this might even be fasionable.

Teresa Brush
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4 years ago

Looks like Katelyn Jenner

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Amanda Panda
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4 years ago

Hard to play volleyball in a poncho

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over opinionated
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4 years ago

I love the “you actually wore that" look the bartender has.

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Amanda Panda
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4 years ago

This is all kinds of disturbing

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Amanda Panda
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4 years ago

I FOUND WALDO!

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Amanda Panda
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4 years ago

No one past the age of infancy should be wearing a freaking onesy. wtf!

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Justinas Justinas
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4 years ago

Granma was busy during the summer

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over opinionated
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4 years ago

I've never had an urge to match my outfit to my sheep.

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Carmozina Vieira-Sweeney
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4 years ago

The short guy looks like he's so disgusted by his clothes that he doesn't want to touch himself.

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Hans
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4 years ago

Is that the young sean connery? Anyway, Nr. 604, please.

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Kjorn
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4 years ago

my eyes are bleeding now

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Neil Parker
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4 years ago

It's Borat!

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Kjorn
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4 years ago

Who T. F. decided it looked good on someone alive?

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Cassie
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4 years ago

The open-chest shirt... XD

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Hans
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4 years ago

After all, the life struggle for finding a fitting vest and cap has been solved.

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Cristi
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4 years ago

This looks like when someone in the family has a sudden passion for crochet and knitting but no common sense whatsoever.

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Hans
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4 years ago

J: hat. They seriously sold a construction had as fashion...

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Kriwil Talens
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4 years ago

Silk doesn't belong to people who fart. God please

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Wayne Beesley
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4 years ago

Possibly the gayest worst dressed man in history

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

At least spilling mustard is not an issue.

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V Navarro
Community Member
4 years ago

Love the models faces like (Boston mobster accent) "Say one thing about my undies"

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Hans
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4 years ago

Voice from the background: "Honey, have you seen the bathroom rug?"

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Stille20
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4 years ago

"Men in Belted Sweaters" Worst beefcake calendar ever

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Kriwil Talens
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4 years ago

The guys look good if we look above their necks though

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Shane Dempsey
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4 years ago

Dressed for hanging around playgrounds

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Hans
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4 years ago

Seating like this is not good for your posture!

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Hans
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4 years ago

The inventor of the onesie must have had a profound hatred for mankind.

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Peter Lankton
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4 years ago

What is going on there!?! Is it still on a coat hook?

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Kjorn
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4 years ago

Stifler's with a mustache

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V Navarro
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4 years ago

Forward Fashion Looks... I feel like this was a Gender Fluid magazine before it was a thing

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V Navarro
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4 years ago

The guy in the middle is some sort of Dr Strange psychic magic powers kind of dude

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Hans
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4 years ago

...for the modern stilt walker

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Christy Domanski
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4 years ago

Was everyone in the 70's blind?!

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Christine Buford
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4 years ago

"Honey, hand me my giraffe twinset."

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iblowsheep
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4 years ago

Is that Bob Ross on the left?

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Would Chuck Norries wear them?

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Hans
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4 years ago

"Yes? I am sorry but I cannot hear you over the awesomeness of the many holes I wear."

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V Navarro
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4 years ago

this one is just sad

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Amanda Panda
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4 years ago

the guy in the yellow pants tho

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Hans
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4 years ago

"...by avoiding our products."

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over opinionated
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4 years ago

His look on his face screams “I look like an idiot."

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Master Markus
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4 years ago

He's giving a look like "Why did you give me these rocks!?"

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Hans
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4 years ago

70s ethnic diversity: mission accomplished.

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Amanda Panda
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4 years ago

Man..he should see what rappers where today lol

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iblowsheep
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4 years ago

Is that dude in the middle Nick Nolte?

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