The sexual revolution, disco music, feminism, free-flowing hallucinogenic drugs, and pacifism is the mish-mash of things that once created the absolutely unique 70s style that we so lovingly hate to remember. While there was some pretty awesome stuff going on in the fashion trends department, 70s men's fashion seems to have skipped all the cool stuff and went straight for the disastrous. Men's clothing made from shiny spandex? Groovy! Hip-hugging bell bottom pants, also glossy? You betcha! Chest hair, porn-stache, bright leisure suits, and skimpy short shorts defining the men's fashion? Far out! There's no way these 70s fashion relicts will ever come back in all their seriousness, so we can happily reminisce them in the safety of our jeggings and Yeezys, without fearing to witness a man-bulge wandering in the streets.

If you are still not convinced of the crimes that fashions of the 70s have committed, check out these men's fashion disasters from the decade to see what we mean. Compiled by Bored Panda, the list contains an appalling array of atrocities that the designers themselves cannot defend. So scroll down below to check the gloriously disturbing fashions below, but be warned, as it might get quite NSFW.

#1

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tara hasani
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4 years ago

my eyes !! my eyes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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over opinionated
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4 years ago

Apparently male models weren't a thing in the 70's

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Christie Curtis
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4 years ago

Pimping style dudes!

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Hans
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4 years ago

Unusual. Yes.

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Hans
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4 years ago

I would go to that discoteque!

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#6

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Amanda Panda
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4 years ago

My mom had that outfit

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#7

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Amanda Panda
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4 years ago

Hard to play volleyball in a poncho

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over opinionated
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4 years ago

I love the “you actually wore that" look the bartender has.

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Amanda Panda
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4 years ago

This is all kinds of disturbing

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#10

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Amanda Panda
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4 years ago

I FOUND WALDO!

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Amanda Panda
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4 years ago

No one past the age of infancy should be wearing a freaking onesy. wtf!

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#12

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Justinas Justinas
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4 years ago

Granma was busy during the summer

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over opinionated
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4 years ago

I've never had an urge to match my outfit to my sheep.

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#14

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Carmozina Vieira-Sweeney
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4 years ago

The short guy looks like he's so disgusted by his clothes that he doesn't want to touch himself.

Andrea Ferber
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4 years ago

We don't want to touch him, either.

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Master Markus
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4 years ago

I kind of like the outfit of the guy on the right.

Paulina
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4 years ago

Are you sure you don't just like his butt in that outfit? ;)

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Anna McHugh
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4 years ago

I'm a dwarf wearing lifts and someone has just shat a rainbow on me. My life is over.

Paul Conrad
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4 years ago

Looks like the sweater guys stole all the belts

Godspeed
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4 years ago

And the tall guy seems so into his clothes that he IS touching himself :P

Shaine MacDonald
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4 years ago

Weight lifters call what the little guy on the left is doing...imaginary lat syndrome!

chachkimooch
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4 years ago

The Greatest American Hero's shorter brother.

Marina de Voogd
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4 years ago

My ex wore the white ones. So tight he only needed to iron below the knee. They where actually his sisters, lol.

Douglas Allardyce
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4 years ago

Is that Leo Sayre?

Laura Wilson
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4 years ago

OooohooooowhooooooYeahhhheeeeeyeaheeeeee!

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Michael Callis
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4 years ago

Kind of hard to look tough in an outfit like that.

Maria Stoyanova
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4 years ago

Well, I like the lower parts of the combinations :D and the guy on the left is cute xD

Terry Kelly
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4 years ago

white pants and workboots....classic

Sonya Bunkum
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2 years ago

Clothes were so tight, they can’t move

Cara Valente
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2 years ago

"I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you..."

Broderick Pruitt
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2 years ago

The Incredible Hulk disco dance pants.

Jim Grossmann
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2 years ago

Back in the day, "tightie whities" were trousers.

Lori Dawn Cartagena
Community Member
2 years ago

And designers were paid for this!

Tara B
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2 years ago

Hes Got his Tight Pants On.

Tara B
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2 years ago

Hes got his Tight Pants On...lol

Sarah Hearn
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2 years ago

Now I understand why white jeans were the source of such hilarity in the 70s.

Jarzan
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2 years ago

The left one was probably inspired by tv left on static while licking stamps of LSD

Doreen McCarthy
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2 years ago

Sorry rainbow guy, perms are for women.

Carol Taylor
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4 years ago

well at least their trousers aren't sitting below their butts...

galkinam22
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4 years ago

Rainbow

Andrea K
Community Member
4 years ago

Uncle Rico?

Monkey D. Luffy
Community Member
4 years ago

...

Jeanna
Community Member
4 years ago

well, I wouldn't mind so much if they brought back guys wearing tight pants...

Cathy
Community Member
4 years ago

If you wanna get some attentions, dress like them.

giabread
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4 years ago

White pants guy has a nice ass tho.

자스 민
Community Member
4 years ago

who would think that rainbow will become a gay symbol one day, its crime against my childhood

White Snake
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4 years ago

the short guy is wearing 3 inch heals. like those shoes though.

Pamela Richards
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4 years ago

Look at his hair! He's thinking "The 80s are almost here...almost here...I can give up this gig and get a bit spot on Miami Vice..."

Prashant Karnath
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4 years ago

The short guy looks like he rides unicorns... lol

Anuradha Jayathilaka
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4 years ago

dat ass

Careena Bruen
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4 years ago

This looks like a still from Boogie Nights.

Alexis
Community Member
4 years ago

That's what EVERYONE looked like in the seventies and it was pretty freaking awesome. Except for all the damn polyester!

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Bridget Huff
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4 years ago

Rainbow Bright's super gay cousin?

Mehmet Yıldırım
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4 years ago

comon, the pants can be cool, the rest garbage!!

Andy Miller
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4 years ago

I haven't seen those gang colors before

Kristin Barreto Rodgers
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4 years ago

Is that Pete Rose on the right? LOL!

António Lobo
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4 years ago

😂

Jamie Sims
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4 years ago

Nice stance

Susie Stock
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4 years ago

The hiking boots make the guy on the right look so manly

Nash Nopper
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4 years ago

Rainbowman! WHOOOSHHHH * Pow * Puff*

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Hans
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4 years ago

Is that the young sean connery? Anyway, Nr. 604, please.

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Kjorn
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4 years ago

my eyes are bleeding now

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#17

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Neil Parker
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4 years ago

It's Borat!

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Kjorn
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4 years ago

Who T. F. decided it looked good on someone alive?

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Cassie
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4 years ago

The open-chest shirt... XD

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#20

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Hans
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4 years ago

After all, the life struggle for finding a fitting vest and cap has been solved.

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Cristi
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4 years ago

This looks like when someone in the family has a sudden passion for crochet and knitting but no common sense whatsoever.

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#22

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Hans
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4 years ago

J: hat. They seriously sold a construction had as fashion...

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#23

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Kriwil Talens
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4 years ago

Silk doesn't belong to people who fart. God please

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#24

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Wayne Beesley
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4 years ago

Possibly the gayest worst dressed man in history

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#25

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Hans
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4 years ago

At least spilling mustard is not an issue.

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V Navarro
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4 years ago

Love the models faces like (Boston mobster accent) "Say one thing about my undies"

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Hans
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4 years ago

Voice from the background: "Honey, have you seen the bathroom rug?"

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Stille20
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4 years ago

"Men in Belted Sweaters" Worst beefcake calendar ever

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Kriwil Talens
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4 years ago

The guys look good if we look above their necks though

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Shane Dempsey
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4 years ago

Dressed for hanging around playgrounds

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Hans
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4 years ago

Seating like this is not good for your posture!

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Hans
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4 years ago

The inventor of the onesie must have had a profound hatred for mankind.

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Peter Lankton
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4 years ago

What is going on there!?! Is it still on a coat hook?

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#34

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Kjorn
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4 years ago

Stifler's with a mustache

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V Navarro
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4 years ago

Forward Fashion Looks... I feel like this was a Gender Fluid magazine before it was a thing

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V Navarro
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4 years ago

The guy in the middle is some sort of Dr Strange psychic magic powers kind of dude

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Hans
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4 years ago

...for the modern stilt walker

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Christy Domanski
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4 years ago

Was everyone in the 70's blind?!

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#39

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Christine Buford
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4 years ago

"Honey, hand me my giraffe twinset."

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iblowsheep
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4 years ago

Is that Bob Ross on the left?

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Hans
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4 years ago

Would Chuck Norries wear them?

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Hans
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4 years ago

"Yes? I am sorry but I cannot hear you over the awesomeness of the many holes I wear."

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#43

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V Navarro
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4 years ago

this one is just sad

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Amanda Panda
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4 years ago

the guy in the yellow pants tho

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Hans
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4 years ago

"...by avoiding our products."

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over opinionated
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4 years ago

His look on his face screams “I look like an idiot."

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Master Markus
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4 years ago

He's giving a look like "Why did you give me these rocks!?"

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Hans
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4 years ago

70s ethnic diversity: mission accomplished.

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Amanda Panda
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4 years ago

Man..he should see what rappers where today lol

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iblowsheep
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4 years ago

Is that dude in the middle Nick Nolte?

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