The sexual revolution, disco music, feminism, free-flowing hallucinogenic drugs, and pacifism is the mish-mash of things that once created the absolutely unique 70s style that we so lovingly hate to remember. While there was some pretty awesome stuff going on in the fashion trends department, 70s men's fashion seems to have skipped all the cool stuff and went straight for the disastrous. Men's clothing made from shiny spandex? Groovy! Hip-hugging bell bottom pants, also glossy? You betcha! Chest hair, porn-stache, bright leisure suits, and skimpy short shorts defining the men's fashion? Far out! There's no way these 70s fashion relicts will ever come back in all their seriousness, so we can happily reminisce them in the safety of our jeggings and Yeezys, without fearing to witness a man-bulge wandering in the streets.

If you are still not convinced of the crimes that fashions of the 70s have committed, check out these men's fashion disasters from the decade to see what we mean. Compiled by Bored Panda, the list contains an appalling array of atrocities that the designers themselves cannot defend. So scroll down below to check the gloriously disturbing fashions below, but be warned, as it might get quite NSFW.

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tara hasani
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3 years ago

my eyes !! my eyes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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over opinionated
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3 years ago

Apparently male models weren't a thing in the 70's

Tessan
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3 years ago

At least they look like normal people, not Photoshoped - just normal.

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Godspeed
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3 years ago

Just some guys from the accounting department :P

Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
3 years ago

I'll take 3 of the "giraffe man" outfit... oh, uhm, is that supposed to be Tarzan??

Maggie Grover Bacher
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3 years ago

ya know, we complain because all of the female models reflect an unrealistic ideal. well, it goes both ways kids. here's your realistic male models on the left.

Angela Vergara
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3 years ago

Now we know what Luke Skywalker's underwear looks like

Jennifer Janzen
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3 years ago

I can appreciate the honesty of pic #2, but Lordy they look a little to realistic. Pic #3. Guy in blue is singling to himself, "I'm pretty, oh so pretty"

V Navarro
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3 years ago

And this was their sexy undies

Zeeshan Jamal
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3 years ago

Looks comfy too.

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Palilalie Panda
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3 years ago

Oh hell no!

Robyn Scott
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3 years ago

Even the dude in the giraffe undies is looking askance at the desirable trio to his right......

Cynthia Warren
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3 years ago

He could be a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle hatchling.

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Christine Buford
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3 years ago

I don't think I can go any further. My retinas will never be the same.

Jay Evans
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3 years ago

bleach.

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Annuska Arponen
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3 years ago

Cannot help laughing my grandparents company's ad from 70s is number 2.

White Snake
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3 years ago

I wouldn't mind some of those hangers, though. great for drying lingerie!

John Swan
Community Member
3 years ago

Those guys on the left are English I'd bet on it! And they smoke and drink like animals!

Johanna Muukkonen
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3 years ago

I'm so sorry! I don't even know why I'm admitting this but they are from Finland.

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Kjorn
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3 years ago

at least they're everday man, and not model with physic that nobody could reach

Amanda Panda
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3 years ago

What are all the numbers?

Ged
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3 years ago

item number and the price from a catalog, I guess

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Hans
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3 years ago

The shirt in the middle of the laft picture is just unbelievable. But at least it is honest advertisment...

Stan Chung
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1 year ago

before photoshop

Sharon Ray
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1 year ago

That string vest looks cosy on Gary Barlow.

SubduedBlonde
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1 year ago

Nothing says "Mommy loves me" more than having her tuck your shirt in your underwear...especially when you're 32.

SubduedBlonde
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1 year ago

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Sonya Bunkum
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1 year ago

What, trying to make men look like women?

Corinne Bunn
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1 year ago

Fred Flintstone wants his underwear back.

Dean Tea
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1 year ago

That’s fugley in 70’s on left lmfao

Cara Valente
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1 year ago

I love how the guy in the leopard print is looking at the other guys in the photo next to him like "What the fuck?"

Ken Easterling
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1 year ago

These are GROSS!

Lori Dawn Cartagena
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1 year ago

The middle guy needs a bra top.

Christian Beshara-White
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1 year ago

One of them looks like a homeless person above in the middle.

Christian Beshara-White
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1 year ago

One of them looks like he is a homeless person.

Lisa Saturno
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1 year ago

Perfect exercise wear for a Richard Simmons dancercise video. 😂

Patrick Larson
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1 year ago

Holy shit it's almost unthinkable that these men actually were attractive to men or women.

Patrick Larson
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1 year ago

And to think women actually had sex with these men at some point. Maybe.

Lilli Black
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1 year ago

Was the left one a british ad? XD

Tara B
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1 year ago (edited)

pretty sure the dudes on the left are all in jail for some porno stuff.

Kimberly Dunn
Community Member
1 year ago

Wonder what the name of the catalogue was for that first picture ... Reality Underwear: Real Skivvies for Real Men: our pictures don't lie.

Rasmus Herold
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1 year ago

That wife beater.. 🤮

Jeff Behn
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1 year ago

Dudes on the left look like extras from Deliverance

Jeff Behn
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1 year ago

The guys on the left look like extras from "Deliverance"

Monkey D. Luffy
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3 years ago

In a galaxy far far away...

Soph Nesbitt
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3 years ago

Scary stuff...

Jeanna
Community Member
3 years ago

those were male models????

Tracy Moorhead
Community Member
3 years ago

Ugly fat guys wear boring clothes, sorta cute guys get better clothes!

Miriam Hirsch
Community Member
3 years ago

The dad bodies are okay by me. It's the giraffe tank and shorts that floor me.

Ann McNeil
Community Member
3 years ago

*runs away screaming!*

Friday Foster
Community Member
3 years ago

at first I thought the pic on the left was a "Before" picture. Like "look at these messy guys. this poor fellow's tank top has gone so threadbare we can see his man nipples! Or are those symmetrical grease spots?" But no. They were selling all of that. On purpose. 😳

Peter Kovak
Community Member
3 years ago

Horrible!

Fluttergirl
Community Member
3 years ago

The original Dadbod.

kuikkaP
Community Member
3 years ago

One on the left is from Finland :) Don't know whether to retch or laugh.. Surprisingly that company disappeared a long time ago.

Elena N.Akasha
Community Member
3 years ago

the jocks together with the models are just terrible! oh dear!

Nicole Tennar
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3 years ago

Look! It's Fred Flintstone and Barney rubble.

Ebony McVicar
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3 years ago

The guys on the left look like they're straight out of The Inbetweeners haha

munchnmonkey
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3 years ago

Bjorn, #171 is the babysitter the hotel sends up while you and your wife go to dinner!

Lynda Burke
Community Member
3 years ago

That giraffe leotard is just precious!! Yes, I said it with a straight face......

Helle Folden
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3 years ago

Looks like they're holding handbags 😂

Leslie Murin
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3 years ago

that first pic looks like somebody pulled these guys right off the street corner

D.H. Syd
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3 years ago

Left, definitely brits. Right, Fred and Barney

White Snake
Community Member
3 years ago

wtf is that on the left?? i just don't get it. at least the guy in the middle looks embarrassed! evidence of a conscience!

Peta Everton
Community Member
3 years ago

I like the guys on the left (excluding that guys mutton chops) more than the men on the right. The blonde man on the right gives me the heebiejeebies. I know he can't help it but his mouth looks odd. Just my opinion.

Roxi Nastase
Community Member
3 years ago

The blonde guy in the right looks like a tall girl :)

Terhi Hendricksson
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3 years ago

Kaitex was a Finnish brand. O__o

Caitlyn McCracken
Community Member
3 years ago

The guys on the right are judging the shit out of the others. "what do these bitches think they're wearing?"

Anna Jei
Community Member
3 years ago

Nooooooooooooo

Barbara Berg
Community Member
3 years ago

Undies look comfy, but the 2nd pic, WTF??

Kristiina Alanko
Community Member
3 years ago

I regognized these men must be Finns! And yes, the brand is Kaitex where my mother in law used work 😂

Josiane Dazin
Community Member
3 years ago

😜😜

Holly Woods
Community Member
3 years ago

What catalog are the guys on the left modeling for, Rednecks Are Us?

Careena Bruen
Community Member
3 years ago

The guy in the middle on the left looks like one of the grubby pot-bellied Sims.

Michael Callis
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3 years ago

Where can I get G.I. Joe underwear?

Renee James
Community Member
3 years ago

Omg!

V Navarro
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3 years ago

This is my new wallpaper

Selver Burekovic
Community Member
3 years ago

So handsome ;-)

Qyntel Smith
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3 years ago

Lol does he have on a giraffe printed bathing suit on..

Shiva Dheva
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3 years ago

Picture on the left: Holy crap! *Facepalm*

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John Robin
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3 years ago

What a esteemed and brave bag of type knights you are. The same cohort which'd throw a month-long fit were it women commented about so graciously. Cause men are strong, they can take it, right? /humorless

Dorota Majewska Umeno
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3 years ago

Comments are from men and women and most are about the clothes...

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Christie Curtis
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3 years ago

Pimping style dudes!

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Hans
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3 years ago

Unusual. Yes.

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Hans
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3 years ago

I would go to that discoteque!

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Amanda Panda
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3 years ago

My mom had that outfit

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Amanda Panda
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3 years ago

Hard to play volleyball in a poncho

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over opinionated
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3 years ago

I love the “you actually wore that" look the bartender has.

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Amanda Panda
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3 years ago

This is all kinds of disturbing

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Amanda Panda
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3 years ago

I FOUND WALDO!

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Amanda Panda
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3 years ago

No one past the age of infancy should be wearing a freaking onesy. wtf!

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Justinas Justinas
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3 years ago

Granma was busy during the summer

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over opinionated
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3 years ago

I've never had an urge to match my outfit to my sheep.

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Carmozina Vieira-Sweeney
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3 years ago

The short guy looks like he's so disgusted by his clothes that he doesn't want to touch himself.

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Hans
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3 years ago

Is that the young sean connery? Anyway, Nr. 604, please.

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Kjorn
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3 years ago

my eyes are bleeding now

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Neil Parker
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3 years ago

It's Borat!

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Kjorn
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3 years ago

Who T. F. decided it looked good on someone alive?

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Cassie
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3 years ago

The open-chest shirt... XD

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Hans
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3 years ago

After all, the life struggle for finding a fitting vest and cap has been solved.

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Cristi
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3 years ago

This looks like when someone in the family has a sudden passion for crochet and knitting but no common sense whatsoever.

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Hans
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3 years ago

J: hat. They seriously sold a construction had as fashion...

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Kriwil Talens
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3 years ago

Silk doesn't belong to people who fart. God please

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Wayne Beesley
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3 years ago

Possibly the gayest worst dressed man in history

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Hans
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3 years ago

At least spilling mustard is not an issue.

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V Navarro
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3 years ago

Love the models faces like (Boston mobster accent) "Say one thing about my undies"

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Hans
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3 years ago

Voice from the background: "Honey, have you seen the bathroom rug?"

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Stille20
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3 years ago

"Men in Belted Sweaters" Worst beefcake calendar ever

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Kriwil Talens
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3 years ago

The guys look good if we look above their necks though

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Shane Dempsey
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3 years ago

Dressed for hanging around playgrounds

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Hans
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3 years ago

Seating like this is not good for your posture!

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Hans
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3 years ago

The inventor of the onesie must have had a profound hatred for mankind.

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Peter Lankton
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3 years ago

What is going on there!?! Is it still on a coat hook?

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Kjorn
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3 years ago

Stifler's with a mustache

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V Navarro
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3 years ago

Forward Fashion Looks... I feel like this was a Gender Fluid magazine before it was a thing

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V Navarro
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3 years ago

The guy in the middle is some sort of Dr Strange psychic magic powers kind of dude

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Hans
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3 years ago

...for the modern stilt walker

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Christy Domanski
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3 years ago

Was everyone in the 70's blind?!

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Christine Buford
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3 years ago

"Honey, hand me my giraffe twinset."

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iblowsheep
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3 years ago

Is that Bob Ross on the left?

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Hans
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3 years ago

Would Chuck Norries wear them?

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Hans
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3 years ago

"Yes? I am sorry but I cannot hear you over the awesomeness of the many holes I wear."

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V Navarro
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3 years ago

this one is just sad

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Amanda Panda
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3 years ago

the guy in the yellow pants tho

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Hans
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3 years ago

"...by avoiding our products."

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over opinionated
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3 years ago

His look on his face screams “I look like an idiot."

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Master Markus
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3 years ago

He's giving a look like "Why did you give me these rocks!?"

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Hans
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3 years ago

70s ethnic diversity: mission accomplished.

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Amanda Panda
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3 years ago

Man..he should see what rappers where today lol

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iblowsheep
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3 years ago

Is that dude in the middle Nick Nolte?

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