The sexual revolution, disco music, feminism, free-flowing hallucinogenic drugs, and pacifism is the mish-mash of things that once created the absolutely unique 70s style that we so lovingly hate to remember. While there was some pretty awesome stuff going on in the fashion trends department, 70s men's fashion seems to have skipped all the cool stuff and went straight for the disastrous. Men's clothing made from shiny spandex? Groovy! Hip-hugging bell bottom pants, also glossy? You betcha! Chest hair, porn-stache, bright leisure suits, and skimpy short shorts defining the men's fashion? Far out! There's no way these 70s fashion relicts will ever come back in all their seriousness, so we can happily reminisce them in the safety of our jeggings and Yeezys, without fearing to witness a man-bulge wandering in the streets.

If you are still not convinced of the crimes that fashions of the 70s have committed, check out these men's fashion disasters from the decade to see what we mean. Compiled by Bored Panda, the list contains an appalling array of atrocities that the designers themselves cannot defend. So scroll down below to check the gloriously disturbing fashions below, but be warned, as it might get quite NSFW.

#1

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tara hasani
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5 years ago

my eyes !! my eyes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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over opinionated
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5 years ago

Apparently male models weren't a thing in the 70's

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Christie Curtis
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5 years ago

Pimping style dudes!

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Hans
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5 years ago

Unusual. Yes.

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Hans
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5 years ago

I would go to that discoteque!

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#6

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Amanda Panda
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5 years ago

My mom had that outfit

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#7

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Amanda Panda
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5 years ago

Hard to play volleyball in a poncho

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over opinionated
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5 years ago

I love the “you actually wore that" look the bartender has.

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Amanda Panda
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5 years ago

This is all kinds of disturbing

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Amanda Panda
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5 years ago

I FOUND WALDO!

Marissa Adams
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5 years ago

Waldo if he were played by Kurt Russell!

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Bridget Huff
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5 years ago

And Ma in her kerchief and I in my super groovy man mumu had just settled down for a long winter's disco nap

dmi 210
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2 months ago

That's good, Bridget!

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George Linton
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5 years ago

best ever to sleep in...dont knock it till you tried it

Dave Robertson
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5 years ago

Night shirts, been around way before the 70's

Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
5 years ago

#2 looks like they made a polo shirt but decided to use ALL of the extra material....

Joanna Tur
Community Member
5 years ago

i think i would die laughing if i've seen my husband get ready to sleep like that

Ann Ros'a
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5 years ago

What was this from the 1800s!

Ann Ros'a
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5 years ago

No --- no ---- no ---- nooooo --- NOOOOOO!!!!

Zoria Polunoczaja
Community Member
5 years ago

No no no! I have a nightgown like the first guy on the left side. What should I do now?!

Joanna Tur
Community Member
5 years ago

sell it to ur brother ;)

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Beatrice Sim
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5 years ago

Would be fun asking my dad if he ever wore those back in the 70's...😂

Kevin Donegan
Community Member
5 years ago

I have one of these and it's very comfortable!

over opinionated
Community Member
5 years ago

The man nighty. I guess that's not that bad.

Hans
Community Member
5 years ago

Comfy at least :)

Natalie KS
Community Member
2 years ago

The gut in the red and white stripes looks like Richard Hatch from the 1970's tv show, Battlestar Galactica!

Pau Bucci
Community Member
2 years ago

Me mori muerta!!!

Sonya Bunkum
Community Member
2 years ago

Lol women’s dresses and I swear that number four is almost a spot on for my brother in law

Lori Dawn Cartagena
Community Member
2 years ago

Nightie nite....

Jojo-a-gogo
Community Member
2 years ago

Contraceptive

Wendy Sargent-Boileau
Community Member
2 years ago

Men used to wear nighties like grandma?!?

Jarzan
Community Member
2 years ago

Looks like hospital gowns gone wild

Shari H
Community Member
5 years ago

My dad had a red & white striped nightgown, and a cap, but they were horizontal stripes. They did good drugs in the 70's apparently :-)

Monkey D. Luffy
Community Member
5 years ago

These are horrible but at least they'll give you some breathing room down there.

Joanne Palmer
Community Member
5 years ago

If I ever seen him wearing a nightdres.....the weddings off Lol

Soph Nesbitt
Community Member
5 years ago

Men in frocks.

Jeanna
Community Member
5 years ago

so not sexy

Jacque Norris
Community Member
5 years ago

How I met Your Mother, episode.

Janys Harrison
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5 years ago

My Dad used to wear nighties! 😁

Mark Glover Masterson
Community Member
5 years ago

Horizontal Henry - Solids Sam - Piping Peter - Diamond Dan

Laura Wilson
Community Member
5 years ago

The male models were always so stiff. And the clothes always pulled taught. So weird.

munchnmonkey
Community Member
5 years ago

Now they come with draw string pants!

Sergio Bicerra
Community Member
5 years ago

Anybody fancy a sleepover? No one? Ok... I get it... :(

Helle Folden
Community Member
5 years ago

When superheroes go to bed

Leslie Murin
Community Member
5 years ago

let's role play granny style

Olesia Vistilä
Community Member
5 years ago

Granny's sleeping dresses!!!

Olesia Vistilä
Community Member
5 years ago

Granny's sleeping dress! Why for men?!

Iqra Khan
Community Member
5 years ago

that is kameez. :p

White Snake
Community Member
5 years ago

divorce! just glad my dad didn't wear this $h!t!!

Fiona Gordon
Community Member
5 years ago

Well, they think they look hot so who are we to judge...

Anna Jei
Community Member
5 years ago

Aaaaaaaaaaaa !

Rajani Sarasan
Community Member
5 years ago

This is what Marshall wore

Miho Miyazaki
Community Member
5 years ago

You kidding!

Douglas Allardyce
Community Member
5 years ago

These are still around. International Male .com

kapuschinsky
Community Member
5 years ago

Menswear...hospital gown style

Charles Nickerson
Community Member
5 years ago

Lol I wear these to bed ;)

Tamara Donahue
Community Member
5 years ago

WTF? Why?

Ramin Rachel
Community Member
5 years ago

Good night, John Boy.

Chris Snow
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5 years ago

The guy on the right looks like he just pooped

Holly Woods
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5 years ago

And now he feels super duper!

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Robyn Scott
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5 years ago

This is the most normal outfits so far...

Godspeed
Community Member
5 years ago

#4 "Yeah! I'm a MAN!"

rai mei
Community Member
5 years ago

are these supposed to be pyjamas or night wear?

Lazy_Potato
Community Member
5 years ago

Mmmmmmmmmmkay then

Olia Shevarova
Community Member
5 years ago

Hello mummy

V Navarro
Community Member
5 years ago

I like the Diamonds one!!!

tara hasani
Community Member
5 years ago

i think the light blue one is marshal's grandpa olaf from how i met your mother!

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Amanda Panda
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5 years ago

No one past the age of infancy should be wearing a freaking onesy. wtf!

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Justinas Justinas
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5 years ago

Granma was busy during the summer

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over opinionated
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5 years ago

I've never had an urge to match my outfit to my sheep.

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#14

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Carmozina Vieira-Sweeney
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5 years ago

The short guy looks like he's so disgusted by his clothes that he doesn't want to touch himself.

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Hans
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5 years ago

Is that the young sean connery? Anyway, Nr. 604, please.

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Kjorn
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5 years ago

my eyes are bleeding now

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Neil Parker
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5 years ago

It's Borat!

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Kjorn
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5 years ago

Who T. F. decided it looked good on someone alive?

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Cassie
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5 years ago

The open-chest shirt... XD

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Hans
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5 years ago

After all, the life struggle for finding a fitting vest and cap has been solved.

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Cristi
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5 years ago

This looks like when someone in the family has a sudden passion for crochet and knitting but no common sense whatsoever.

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Hans
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5 years ago

J: hat. They seriously sold a construction had as fashion...

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Kriwil Talens
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5 years ago

Silk doesn't belong to people who fart. God please

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Wayne Beesley
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5 years ago

Possibly the gayest worst dressed man in history

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#25

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago

At least spilling mustard is not an issue.

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V Navarro
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5 years ago

Love the models faces like (Boston mobster accent) "Say one thing about my undies"

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Hans
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5 years ago

Voice from the background: "Honey, have you seen the bathroom rug?"

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Stille20
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5 years ago

"Men in Belted Sweaters" Worst beefcake calendar ever

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#29

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Kriwil Talens
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5 years ago

The guys look good if we look above their necks though

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Shane Dempsey
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5 years ago

Dressed for hanging around playgrounds

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Hans
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5 years ago

Seating like this is not good for your posture!

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Hans
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5 years ago

The inventor of the onesie must have had a profound hatred for mankind.

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Peter Lankton
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5 years ago

What is going on there!?! Is it still on a coat hook?

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Kjorn
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5 years ago

Stifler's with a mustache

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V Navarro
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5 years ago

Forward Fashion Looks... I feel like this was a Gender Fluid magazine before it was a thing

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V Navarro
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5 years ago

The guy in the middle is some sort of Dr Strange psychic magic powers kind of dude

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Hans
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5 years ago

...for the modern stilt walker

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Christy Domanski
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5 years ago

Was everyone in the 70's blind?!

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Christine Buford
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5 years ago

"Honey, hand me my giraffe twinset."

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iblowsheep
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5 years ago

Is that Bob Ross on the left?

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Hans
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5 years ago

Would Chuck Norries wear them?

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Hans
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5 years ago

"Yes? I am sorry but I cannot hear you over the awesomeness of the many holes I wear."

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V Navarro
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5 years ago

this one is just sad

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Amanda Panda
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5 years ago

the guy in the yellow pants tho

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Hans
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5 years ago

"...by avoiding our products."

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over opinionated
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5 years ago

His look on his face screams “I look like an idiot."

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Master Markus
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5 years ago

He's giving a look like "Why did you give me these rocks!?"

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Hans
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5 years ago

70s ethnic diversity: mission accomplished.

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Amanda Panda
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5 years ago

Man..he should see what rappers where today lol

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iblowsheep
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5 years ago

Is that dude in the middle Nick Nolte?

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