The sexual revolution, disco music, feminism, free-flowing hallucinogenic drugs, and pacifism is the mish-mash of things that once created the absolutely unique 70s style that we so lovingly hate to remember. While there was some pretty awesome stuff going on in the fashion trends department, 70s men's fashion seems to have skipped all the cool stuff and went straight for the disastrous. Men's clothing made from shiny spandex? Groovy! Hip-hugging bell bottom pants, also glossy? You betcha! Chest hair, porn-stache, bright leisure suits, and skimpy short shorts defining the men's fashion? Far out! There's no way these 70s fashion relicts will ever come back in all their seriousness, so we can happily reminisce them in the safety of our jeggings and Yeezys, without fearing to witness a man-bulge wandering in the streets.

If you are still not convinced of the crimes that fashions of the 70s have committed, check out these men's fashion disasters from the decade to see what we mean. Compiled by Bored Panda, the list contains an appalling array of atrocities that the designers themselves cannot defend. So scroll down below to check the gloriously disturbing fashions below, but be warned, as it might get quite NSFW.

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tara hasani
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5 years ago

my eyes !! my eyes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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over opinionated
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5 years ago

Apparently male models weren't a thing in the 70's

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Christie Curtis
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5 years ago

Pimping style dudes!

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Hans
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5 years ago

Unusual. Yes.

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Hans
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5 years ago

I would go to that discoteque!

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#6

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Amanda Panda
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5 years ago

My mom had that outfit

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#7

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Amanda Panda
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5 years ago

Hard to play volleyball in a poncho

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over opinionated
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5 years ago

I love the “you actually wore that" look the bartender has.

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#9

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Amanda Panda
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5 years ago

This is all kinds of disturbing

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Amanda Panda
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5 years ago

I FOUND WALDO!

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Amanda Panda
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5 years ago

No one past the age of infancy should be wearing a freaking onesy. wtf!

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#12

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Justinas Justinas
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5 years ago

Granma was busy during the summer

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over opinionated
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5 years ago

I've never had an urge to match my outfit to my sheep.

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#14

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Carmozina Vieira-Sweeney
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5 years ago

The short guy looks like he's so disgusted by his clothes that he doesn't want to touch himself.

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Hans
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5 years ago

Is that the young sean connery? Anyway, Nr. 604, please.

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Kjorn
Community Member
5 years ago

my eyes are bleeding now

CrlynD
Community Member
5 years ago

Mine are too after I stabbed them so I'll never see anything like this again

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over opinionated
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5 years ago

Super special... I couldn't think of anything better to call it.

Cathy
Community Member
5 years ago

She is trying to get her suit back

Kristin Barreto Rodgers
Community Member
5 years ago

I'm afraid to ask why she's on her knees

Monkey D. Luffy
Community Member
5 years ago

That's what's I was thinking

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Leslie Murin
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5 years ago

she's begging on her knees for him to change

Heather Overholt
Community Member
5 years ago

Is this an ad for clothing or hidden porn?

Taida Marczak
Community Member
5 years ago

And what is she doing?! ?!

Alexandra Maria Rusu
Community Member
5 years ago

She's trying to get him to step down from the table "Joe, please, get down from there! I get your point, you should have been accepted at thethat dance theatre school audition. Now stop it and come down from there before myore people see us!"

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Kat Blak
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5 years ago

That woman is like "man, he looks better than I do in that suit"

Lulu te
Community Member
5 years ago

Oh god how can i unsee this??

Robyn Scott
Community Member
5 years ago

She knows she's barking up the wrong tree here......

Toni Carroll
Community Member
5 years ago

That lady is saying..."Uh dear? you are wearing my clothes again."

Janine Göbel
Community Member
5 years ago

"Super Special" doesn't even nearly describe this outfit.

V Navarro
Community Member
5 years ago

Love it! Man, why did they stop making these?

Ann Ros'a
Community Member
5 years ago

The woman looks like "I told you I only wear PINK, you jive-turkey"

chachkimooch
Community Member
5 years ago

Early Pepto-Bismol ad...

CARREFOUR E.T.
Community Member
5 years ago

Sure, but we had the time of our lives!

Mark Glover Masterson
Community Member
5 years ago

"Still can't find that penny, Velvet Cake." "Keep lookin', I got alllll nite."

munchnmonkey
Community Member
5 years ago

Do I hear a wah wah pedal in the background?

munchnmonkey
Community Member
5 years ago

I'm sewing my eyelids shut!

Juliana Salleh
Community Member
5 years ago

I don't known which is worse... the pink suit or the floral print

Jeanna
Community Member
5 years ago

or the woman grabbing onto his leg

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Jordan Chan Boon
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5 years ago

Yeah...Super. Lol!!

Hadži Emil Pavelkić
Community Member
5 years ago

She works for him, obviously.

Griselle Lugo
Community Member
5 years ago

Soooo pinky!!

tara hasani
Community Member
5 years ago

super pink!

Angela DiBenedetto
Community Member
2 years ago

She's like, please take my suit off, my father will be here soon!

Vickie Martin
Community Member
2 years ago

Even my Mom wouldn't have worn that.

Wynn Taylor
Community Member
2 years ago

Men should never wear cinched anything.

Sonya Bunkum
Community Member
2 years ago

Yet another nice WOMENS SUIT

Gian Singh
Community Member
2 years ago

Yes, femme!

Broderick Pruitt
Community Member
2 years ago

Not sure about sexual preference pimp suit.

Lesley J Wright
Community Member
2 years ago

Jason King!

Chelsea Day
Community Member
2 years ago

I'd wear it

Gilda Ann
Community Member
2 years ago

It takes a real man to wear a pink suit.

Sarah Hearn
Community Member
2 years ago

F***!! Whaaaaaaaat!

Kimberly Dunn
Community Member
2 years ago

"Baby, I asked you to stay out of my closet."

Rosamund Morgan
Community Member
2 years ago

Oh no...not pink

Doreen McCarthy
Community Member
2 years ago

Gay pride?

Martin
Community Member
4 years ago

Pretty in Pink.

Julia Oud
Community Member
5 years ago

Better get it while it's on sale!

Tracy Moorhead
Community Member
5 years ago

That's hideous!

Ann McNeil
Community Member
5 years ago

A man certainly has to be comfortable with his own sexuality to wear a totally pink suit .....

Anna McHugh
Community Member
5 years ago

She's just realised it actually does go all the way down.

Julie Obermiller
Community Member
5 years ago

We expected these outfits on the Four Tops, the Spinners and Temptations, with perfect choreography at their concerts, but not walking around the streets!!

Walkus-Andrew Andrea
Community Member
5 years ago

Cause real men wear pink!

Michelle Schoofs
Community Member
5 years ago

Cause it's Super Special - that's why! O.o

Sarah Alexander
Community Member
5 years ago

that's super special alright.....lol

Naomi Wilkey
Community Member
5 years ago

"Super Special" is so right!

Laura Wilson
Community Member
5 years ago

None of this works. Who in the everloving hell was the style editor for this?

Jamaine Cripe
Community Member
5 years ago

SHAFT!!!

Lynda Burke
Community Member
5 years ago

That IS superspecial!!!!

Jennifer Tenneson
Community Member
5 years ago

Super special is right

Iqra Khan
Community Member
5 years ago

a pinkie baby :p

White Snake
Community Member
5 years ago

ya, wtf is up w/ her way down there?!! kinda looks like she's saying,"ouch, u r standing on me!"

Robbie Hannan
Community Member
5 years ago

Honey, pink is the new black.. ..

Pineapples
Community Member
5 years ago

The woman is so impressed by this fascinating outfit.

Daniel Lind
Community Member
5 years ago

u have to be "Super Special" to weare that suit ^^

Aleksandra Kozłowska
Community Member
5 years ago

NEAT

Maggie Grover Bacher
Community Member
5 years ago

he sure is super special. real men wear pink, ladies. get on the floor so you can see it better

Barbara Berg
Community Member
5 years ago

Like the jacket's cut.

Michael Callis
Community Member
5 years ago

Super Fly!

Brittany Gardner
Community Member
5 years ago

At least real boobs were in style.

Iulia Draghiev
Community Member
5 years ago

She wants that outfit!

Ary Bolanos
Community Member
5 years ago

"Please Larry, I beg you, burn that ugly outfit at once"

Ramin Rachel
Community Member
5 years ago

The young Pierce Brosnan in his “Pink Phase“. Gosh!

Dawn Sam White-Fletcher
Community Member
5 years ago

All I keep thinking is WHAT decade was this picture taken? Girl GET THE HELL UP! That shit is over, leave his pink ass at home!!

Missa Doucet
Community Member
5 years ago

Much masculine. Must kneel. So wow.

rai mei
Community Member
5 years ago

the hands and head have been photoshopped into the body

See Jones
Community Member
5 years ago

This reminds me of Black Dynamite

Gabriele Bahr
Community Member
5 years ago

Yeah. It IS "superspecial"

Luis Sancho
Community Member
5 years ago

I wonder if she is on the floor after being hit on the face by her pimp, himself modelling this Pimp Outfit.

Robyn Scott
Community Member
5 years ago

I think she's just weak with laughter.....

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Morgan Holly
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5 years ago

No wonder why it's on special

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Neil Parker
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5 years ago

It's Borat!

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Kjorn
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5 years ago

Who T. F. decided it looked good on someone alive?

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Cassie
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5 years ago

The open-chest shirt... XD

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Hans
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5 years ago

After all, the life struggle for finding a fitting vest and cap has been solved.

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Cristi
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5 years ago

This looks like when someone in the family has a sudden passion for crochet and knitting but no common sense whatsoever.

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago

J: hat. They seriously sold a construction had as fashion...

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Kriwil Talens
Community Member
5 years ago

Silk doesn't belong to people who fart. God please

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Wayne Beesley
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5 years ago

Possibly the gayest worst dressed man in history

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago

At least spilling mustard is not an issue.

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V Navarro
Community Member
5 years ago

Love the models faces like (Boston mobster accent) "Say one thing about my undies"

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Hans
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5 years ago

Voice from the background: "Honey, have you seen the bathroom rug?"

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Stille20
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5 years ago

"Men in Belted Sweaters" Worst beefcake calendar ever

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Kriwil Talens
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5 years ago

The guys look good if we look above their necks though

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Shane Dempsey
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5 years ago

Dressed for hanging around playgrounds

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago

Seating like this is not good for your posture!

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Hans
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5 years ago

The inventor of the onesie must have had a profound hatred for mankind.

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Peter Lankton
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5 years ago

What is going on there!?! Is it still on a coat hook?

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Kjorn
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5 years ago

Stifler's with a mustache

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V Navarro
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5 years ago

Forward Fashion Looks... I feel like this was a Gender Fluid magazine before it was a thing

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V Navarro
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5 years ago

The guy in the middle is some sort of Dr Strange psychic magic powers kind of dude

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago

...for the modern stilt walker

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Christy Domanski
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5 years ago

Was everyone in the 70's blind?!

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Christine Buford
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5 years ago

"Honey, hand me my giraffe twinset."

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iblowsheep
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5 years ago

Is that Bob Ross on the left?

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago

Would Chuck Norries wear them?

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Hans
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5 years ago

"Yes? I am sorry but I cannot hear you over the awesomeness of the many holes I wear."

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V Navarro
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5 years ago

this one is just sad

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
5 years ago

the guy in the yellow pants tho

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Hans
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5 years ago

"...by avoiding our products."

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over opinionated
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5 years ago

His look on his face screams “I look like an idiot."

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Master Markus
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5 years ago

He's giving a look like "Why did you give me these rocks!?"

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Hans
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5 years ago

70s ethnic diversity: mission accomplished.

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Amanda Panda
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5 years ago

Man..he should see what rappers where today lol

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iblowsheep
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5 years ago

Is that dude in the middle Nick Nolte?

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