The sexual revolution, disco music, feminism, free-flowing hallucinogenic drugs, and pacifism is the mish-mash of things that once created the absolutely unique 70s style that we so lovingly hate to remember. While there was some pretty awesome stuff going on in the fashion trends department, 70s men's fashion seems to have skipped all the cool stuff and went straight for the disastrous. Men's clothing made from shiny spandex? Groovy! Hip-hugging bell bottom pants, also glossy? You betcha! Chest hair, porn-stache, bright leisure suits, and skimpy short shorts defining the men's fashion? Far out! There's no way these 70s fashion relicts will ever come back in all their seriousness, so we can happily reminisce them in the safety of our jeggings and Yeezys, without fearing to witness a man-bulge wandering in the streets.

If you are still not convinced of the crimes that fashions of the 70s have committed, check out these men's fashion disasters from the decade to see what we mean. Compiled by Bored Panda, the list contains an appalling array of atrocities that the designers themselves cannot defend. So scroll down below to check the gloriously disturbing fashions below, but be warned, as it might get quite NSFW.

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tara hasani
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5 years ago

my eyes !! my eyes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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over opinionated
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5 years ago

Apparently male models weren't a thing in the 70's

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Christie Curtis
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5 years ago

Pimping style dudes!

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Hans
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5 years ago

Unusual. Yes.

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Hans
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5 years ago

I would go to that discoteque!

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Amanda Panda
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5 years ago

My mom had that outfit

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Amanda Panda
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5 years ago

Hard to play volleyball in a poncho

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over opinionated
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5 years ago

I love the “you actually wore that" look the bartender has.

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Amanda Panda
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5 years ago

This is all kinds of disturbing

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Amanda Panda
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5 years ago

I FOUND WALDO!

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Amanda Panda
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5 years ago

No one past the age of infancy should be wearing a freaking onesy. wtf!

RN Griffin
Community Member
5 years ago

Oh, but Amanda! You don't understand the struggle of keeping your slippery, polyester shirts and blouses tucked in while dancing.

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Lorin Taylor
Community Member
5 years ago

That's not so... *scrolls down*... oh yeah, that's bad.

Kaz Baz
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5 years ago

'Save 50%' by wearing only half an outfit.

Maria Stoyanova
Community Member
5 years ago

"Save 50%" of what? Your chances of getting a date?

Paul Conrad
Community Member
5 years ago

Why does your shirt have a penis?

Shiva Dheva
Community Member
5 years ago

I wonder what happens if there is an urgen pooo. :)

Robyn Scott
Community Member
5 years ago

Perhaps it has a trap door at the back............

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V Navarro
Community Member
5 years ago

I will take two of each, I can wear them with my checkered socks

Martin
Community Member
5 years ago

Have fun trying to take a Number Two.

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Галя Соколова
Community Member
5 years ago

Fits nicely under a belted sweater

Angela Vergara
Community Member
5 years ago

Wonder if they snap at the crotch

Elizabeth MacTavish
Community Member
5 years ago

like- The guy put a potato in there,pats it and shows off in the mirror like man I got big balls.

Philip Jacob
Community Member
5 years ago

"Yup, that's just my package. God delivered it, I signed for it...yup."

Hans
Community Member
5 years ago

Warm body, cold legs...fair enough.

Cassie
Community Member
5 years ago

I think you're supposed to wear them under pants. Ensures your shirt stays tucked in and doesn't bunch around and above your belt as you move about.

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Katie Jo
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5 years ago

I'm so confused!

Nate Sletteland
Community Member
5 years ago

"Can you see my bulge yet....what if I move this way?" "Can you see it now?"

Ebony McVicar
Community Member
5 years ago

That lady has an outy.....

Leslie Murin
Community Member
5 years ago

what's w/the leg up? is he trying to show us what he hasn't got?

Ann McNeil
Community Member
5 years ago

It's a male model thing .....

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Jack Kundrakalam
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5 years ago

I definitely can't unsee this one 🙈😂

Sonja Simek
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5 years ago

i scrolled to this photo and thought: well that's not too bad? then i scrolled further down.

Beatrice Sim
Community Member
5 years ago

Adult onesies.. whut?!

dmi 210
Community Member
8 months ago

Yeah, that's wrong. What does it snap under your balls or zip in your ass? That's just wrong.

Vistaprime ivyleaguer
Community Member
1 year ago

sexy model

Sonya Bunkum
Community Member
3 years ago

What is it with the onesies?

Nina Walton
Community Member
3 years ago

Saved on 50% of the fabric anyway.

Dean Tea
Community Member
3 years ago

?¿

Cara Valente
Community Member
3 years ago

I love the shirts with the matching gotchies. Gotta get me some.

Cassandra Willms
Community Member
3 years ago

I was today years old when I realized all those well fitting man shirts in the 70s were actually just bodysuits 🤯😂

Cassandra Willms
Community Member
3 years ago

I was today years old when I realized guys in the 70s had bodysuits.. and that’s why their shirts fit so well 🤷🏼‍♀️😂

Brad Roberts
Community Member
3 years ago

YES!!!

Jim Grossmann
Community Member
3 years ago

Oh dear.

Tara B
Community Member
3 years ago

Did designers think hey men needs some opensies.

Sarah Hearn
Community Member
3 years ago

Even if I saved over 100%, I still wouldn’t buy these.

Alternathy
Community Member
3 years ago

This will def save over 50% of the chance of ever having sex again

Doreen McCarthy
Community Member
3 years ago

How does he pee? Out the side? 😂

Martin
Community Member
5 years ago

For the stylish greco-roman wrestler?

Martin
Community Member
5 years ago

Going number one, not so much of a problem. Number Two: you basically have to get undressed.

Ann Ros'a
Community Member
5 years ago

Those onesys should be more than 50%!!! They should be 100% OFF (wink wink)

Monkey D. Luffy
Community Member
5 years ago

So what happens if you reach for the sky? Instant wedgie? And how do you go to the bathroom?

Bige Varlıer
Community Member
5 years ago

Saves 50% by getting rid of the below half, awesome..

Olivia Moore
Community Member
5 years ago

I actually like this tbh. I'd wear one.

Anna Frangiosa
Community Member
5 years ago

These are onsies because fitted shirts come untucked with tight pants and this would stay tucked in. It's actually very practical and makes for a nice sleek look.

Susie Squillions
Community Member
5 years ago

They'd better be WAY more than 50% off. Like, the store should pay the customer to take them.

Jeanna
Community Member
5 years ago

the perfect undies for all your roller disco needs

Miriam Hirsch
Community Member
5 years ago

Laughing so hard my nose is running.

Jacqueline Gruetzbach
Community Member
5 years ago

Why is he standing like that?? Why??

Anna McHugh
Community Member
5 years ago

Save over 50% by not wearing pants?

Julie Obermiller
Community Member
5 years ago

The patterns are sure 70s but the bodysuit thing was more for women. They didn't look much better in them, though. LOL

Puddin Tane
Community Member
5 years ago

Who really wore that?!?!

Fluttergirl
Community Member
5 years ago

I want to read a memoir entitled "I was a 1970s male onesie fashion model."

Tabby Catz
Community Member
5 years ago

Where is the bleach..for my eyes!

Evgeniya Khon
Community Member
5 years ago

I wonder when men were supposed to wear these onesies?

Terri Griffith
Community Member
5 years ago

Hey is that the Mayor of New Carlisle?

Helene Bourke
Community Member
5 years ago

For when you want to keep that shirt tucked in rofl

Alena Jorova
Community Member
5 years ago

Save over 50% of chances of getting laid. Over 50% = 100%.

Mark Glover Masterson
Community Member
5 years ago

I really really, can't express enough how much I dig my dick.

Jamaine Cripe
Community Member
5 years ago

Ummm...

White Snake
Community Member
5 years ago

just don't try any toe-touches w/ these on!

Mantas Balčius
Community Member
5 years ago

Save 100% by not buying it.

Barbara Berg
Community Member
5 years ago

Nothing wrong with these

Josiane Dazin
Community Member
5 years ago

👏👏😇

Carolina Lima
Community Member
5 years ago

Save 100% not buying it.

Carolina Lima
Community Member
5 years ago

Save a 100% not buying it.

Douglas Allardyce
Community Member
5 years ago

Super cool.

MiMi Avalos
Community Member
5 years ago

Long-sleeve onesies.... Really?

Paul Mackie
Community Member
5 years ago

"Save over 50%" ... of your dignity by not even thinking about wearing something like this.

Robyn Scott
Community Member
5 years ago

Scrolling down, I was not expecting THAT!

Beth August
Community Member
5 years ago

In those days it was called a bodysuit.

Godspeed
Community Member
5 years ago

You know, this is the best way to keep a dress shirt from un-tucking. :P

Hollie Baumeister
Community Member
5 years ago

LMAO. Crying at this one!

rai mei
Community Member
5 years ago

i assume that all they need to do is wear pants and the outfit will be complete but how do they pee?

Robyn Scott
Community Member
5 years ago

There's a stylish yet handy gap just below where the buttons stop.

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Shane Dempsey
Community Member
5 years ago

For the man that tucks his shirt into his pants - Shirtpants!

Lazy_Potato
Community Member
5 years ago

At least they're 50% off...

Neil Pillai
Community Member
5 years ago

Saves tucking your shirt into your underpants. Bet John Major's a fan.

Xavi Castillo Sagrera
Community Member
5 years ago

Oh, wait. The original calchemisse?

Cristi
Community Member
5 years ago

I imagine they must have buttons somewhere, to go to the bathroom?

Xavi Castillo Sagrera
Community Member
5 years ago

Oh wait... the original calchemisse.

Bluehw
Community Member
5 years ago

sad thing is that this is coming back! D,:

Flora Polvado
Community Member
5 years ago

Self imposed wedgies comin' right up!!!

MAc Al-Madhi
Community Member
5 years ago

Save us all 100% and close your legs

Christine Buford
Community Member
5 years ago

They had these for women too.

Evil Smiley
Community Member
5 years ago

Onesies...

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Justinas Justinas
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5 years ago

Granma was busy during the summer

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over opinionated
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5 years ago

I've never had an urge to match my outfit to my sheep.

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Carmozina Vieira-Sweeney
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5 years ago

The short guy looks like he's so disgusted by his clothes that he doesn't want to touch himself.

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Hans
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5 years ago

Is that the young sean connery? Anyway, Nr. 604, please.

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Kjorn
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5 years ago

my eyes are bleeding now

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Neil Parker
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5 years ago

It's Borat!

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Kjorn
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5 years ago

Who T. F. decided it looked good on someone alive?

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Cassie
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5 years ago

The open-chest shirt... XD

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Hans
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5 years ago

After all, the life struggle for finding a fitting vest and cap has been solved.

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Cristi
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5 years ago

This looks like when someone in the family has a sudden passion for crochet and knitting but no common sense whatsoever.

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Hans
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5 years ago

J: hat. They seriously sold a construction had as fashion...

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Kriwil Talens
Community Member
5 years ago

Silk doesn't belong to people who fart. God please

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Wayne Beesley
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5 years ago

Possibly the gayest worst dressed man in history

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago

At least spilling mustard is not an issue.

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V Navarro
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5 years ago

Love the models faces like (Boston mobster accent) "Say one thing about my undies"

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Hans
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5 years ago

Voice from the background: "Honey, have you seen the bathroom rug?"

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Stille20
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5 years ago

"Men in Belted Sweaters" Worst beefcake calendar ever

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Kriwil Talens
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5 years ago

The guys look good if we look above their necks though

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Shane Dempsey
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5 years ago

Dressed for hanging around playgrounds

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Hans
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5 years ago

Seating like this is not good for your posture!

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Hans
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5 years ago

The inventor of the onesie must have had a profound hatred for mankind.

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Peter Lankton
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5 years ago

What is going on there!?! Is it still on a coat hook?

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Kjorn
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5 years ago

Stifler's with a mustache

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V Navarro
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5 years ago

Forward Fashion Looks... I feel like this was a Gender Fluid magazine before it was a thing

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V Navarro
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5 years ago

The guy in the middle is some sort of Dr Strange psychic magic powers kind of dude

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Hans
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5 years ago

...for the modern stilt walker

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Christy Domanski
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5 years ago

Was everyone in the 70's blind?!

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Christine Buford
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5 years ago

"Honey, hand me my giraffe twinset."

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iblowsheep
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5 years ago

Is that Bob Ross on the left?

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago

Would Chuck Norries wear them?

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Hans
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5 years ago

"Yes? I am sorry but I cannot hear you over the awesomeness of the many holes I wear."

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V Navarro
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5 years ago

this one is just sad

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
5 years ago

the guy in the yellow pants tho

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Hans
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5 years ago

"...by avoiding our products."

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over opinionated
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5 years ago

His look on his face screams “I look like an idiot."

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Master Markus
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5 years ago

He's giving a look like "Why did you give me these rocks!?"

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Hans
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5 years ago

70s ethnic diversity: mission accomplished.

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Amanda Panda
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5 years ago

Man..he should see what rappers where today lol

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iblowsheep
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5 years ago

Is that dude in the middle Nick Nolte?

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